Weekend Fixtures 21st/22nd January

[Niall_Quinn]

Our next League game (after tomorrow) is at Bolton.

I foresee embarrassment galore.

Nice win against Utd then a loss at Bolton.

Although we might lose to Utd.

[Marc Overmars]

Well we are very charitable towards struggling teams.

[alexander]

Just seen the results.

Good day for Arsenal so far with Newcastle, Stoke and Norwich all dropping points

christ thats how far we have fallen, its a good day when that group of crap drop points :yawn:

[Xhaka Can’t]

christ thats how far we have fallen, its a good day when that group of crap drop points :yawn:

nope.

[WengerISaLizard]

that was a well denched equality

frimpong!!

[WengerISaLizard]

Frimpong got frimponged... :(

[WengerISaLizard]

now i see how they lost the game, they lost frimpong and karl henry getting sent off for being scum

robbie keane rolling back the years with 2 awesome strikes

[Marc Overmars]

Keane's 2nd was a bullet, awesome.

I wish we had players capable of scoring from outside the box. Well, we probably do, but no fucker shoots.

[Marc Overmars]

Dempsey's running from midfield. :bow:

Must get.

[Cripps_orig]

Keane's 2nd was a bullet, awesome.

I wish we had players capable of scoring from outside the box. Well, we probably do, but no fucker shoots.Was it his dream to score for Villa?

[Marc Overmars]

Was it his dream to score for Villa?

Yep, fulfilled a boyhood dream today.

Also, Nigel Mediocre said he has no respect for Bellamy in the post match interview. :lol:

[Syn]

Yep, fulfilled a boyhood dream today.

Also, Nigel Mediocre said he has no respect for Bellamy in the post match interview. :lol:

"Go' no respec for 'im, e can do wha e wants"

"Is that rivalry something that goes a while back?"

"Az I sed go' no respec for 'im, e can do wha e wants"

...Shut up mediocre. Nothing wrong with Bellamy. Quality player and an even better human being.

[Syn]

Fucking hell, there were some cracking goals in the QPR-Wigan game :blink:

Typical pub team hit-and-hope screamers.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking hell, there were some cracking goals in the QPR-Wigan game :blink:

Typical pub team hit-and-hope screamers.

I just watched it on MOTD and I can't remember any of it. What was the score?

[Syn]

I just watched it on MOTD and I can't remember any of it. What was the score?

Pass the spliff

[Niall_Quinn]

Pass the spliff

Saw the post match stuff, there was this bloke dressed as a packet of crisps talking to two tree stumps. Bizarre stuff, even by MOTD standards.

[Syn]

Just seen goodwillie's goal. I just cannot believe that counted. Can't believe he celebrated it. He really has no shame. But with a name like that, I suppose you take what you can get.

[Niall_Quinn]

Incredible comedy from Lineacre, all about flicking bogeys.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a pathetic pen, both the award and the effort.

[Syn]

Great that Stoke lost. They should never have got the equaliser that came from a Pennant dive.

We're stoke and we don't complain.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great that Stoke lost. They should never have got the equaliser that came from a Pennant dive.

We're stoke and we don't complain.

Wonder if they'd be interested in signing Almunia?

[Niall_Quinn]

Why don't we sign that Sessegnon bloke?

[Niall_Quinn]

His goal was "Swansea like", apparently.

[Marc Overmars]

Why don't we sign that Sessegnon bloke?

Because he'd cost more than a packet of Space Raiders.

[Syn]

Wonder if they'd be interested in signing Almunia?

Not sure he's inbred enough to fit in. Munia's retardness is caused by a different reason. He wouldn't survive a Delap throw-in in training anyway.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pep Rodgers being interviewed. Must get.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jeez,Torres is finished.

[Syn]

Jeez,Torres is finished.

Sign him up, Arsene.

[Marc Overmars]

Torres would be awesome for us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Because he'd cost more than a packet of Space Raiders.

It's sad to say a packet of Space Raiders cost more than Chakma did but ultimately, true.

[Niall_Quinn]

Because he'd cost more than a packet of Space Raiders.

Swap him for Walnut, Chamakh, Bendtner, Almunia, Denilson, Squillaci, Vela, Mannone and throw in a packet of Space Raiders to sweeten the deal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Not sure he's inbred enough to fit in. Munia's retardness is caused by a different reason. He wouldn't survive a Delap throw-in in training anyway.

We could pay them to take him. Anyway, how long is his contract? He seems to have been her for years. Don't tell e we renewed it!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Hart, Richards, Savic, Lescott, Clichy, Barry, Milner, Silva, Aguero, Nasri, Dzeko.
Subs: Pantilimon, Zabaleta, Johnson, Kolarov, Onuoha, De Jong, Balotelli.

Tottenham: Friedel, Walker, Kaboul, King, Assou-Ekotto, Lennon, Parker, Modric, Bale, Van der Vaart, Defoe.
Subs: Cudicini, Pavlyuchenko, Bassong, Dawson, Kranjcar, Livermore, Pienaar.

Referee: Howard Webb (S Yorkshire)

[Niall_Quinn]

City are arrogant bastards, starting with 10 men and 1 lesbian.

But I suppose... come on Shitty! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGG GGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany. :bow:

Good bloke.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on City.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri will probably go apeshit today, he saves his best for the Spuds.

[Marc Overmars]

Nasri will probably go apeshit today, he saves his best for the Spuds.

The Berbatov of midfielders. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Nasri will probably go apeshit today, he saves his best for the Spuds.

Strange day but I guess I hope he plays well. Strange and horrible day.

[Niall_Quinn]

The Berbatov of midfielders. :bow:

The KD Lang of midfielders :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Referee: Howard Webb (S Yorkshire)

Mr Lucky Dip in charge today.

[Niall_Quinn]

Going to do my weekly, "Why the fuck didn't we buy Parker", thing...

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T WE BUY PARKER?

[Cripps_orig]

Going to do my weekly, "Why the fuck didn't we buy Parker", thing...

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T WE BUY PARKER?

Wenger

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger

No Parker you idiot!

[Cripps_orig]

Shit match so far.

Have to sit through 3 matches before watching the main event

[Niall_Quinn]

Parker just made Nasri his ugly lesbian bitch.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shit match so far.

Have to sit through 3 matches before watching the main event

Don't Marketing have a forum you can post to?

[Cripps_orig]

Clichy booked :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Don't Marketing have a forum you can post to?Never heard of them :shrug:

[Niall_Quinn]

Never heard of them :shrug:

Fickle.

[Cripps_orig]

Nasris corner :lol:

Can take him out of Arsenal but cant take the Arsenal out of him

[Niall_Quinn]

Lennon's cross, Bale's cross, neither ever played for Arsenal (although we were linked to them)

[Cripps_orig]

Great defending from Dzeko there to deny a certain Aguero goal again.

Great pass by Nasri to release Silva

How he is missed :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Parker. :haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

:arry:'s court case is tomorrow. Should have that on the telly.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Sergio Ramos managed Tottenham apparently. Is that Chris Coleman commentating?

[Cripps_orig]

Yup its Coleman

Wales :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Silva shoots wide

[Cripps_orig]

Aguero :haha:

Wtf was Walker doing?

[Cripps_orig]

All City

Spuds missing Adebayor

As are we tbh

[Cripps_orig]

Friedel saves from Aguero

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale. :lol:

Lescott takes him out. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terrible freekick from Kaboul.

[Cripps_orig]

Kaboul shoots miles over from a FK

Should have done better cos no one closed him down

[Niall_Quinn]

Boredom alarm just went off.

[Syn]

Good standard of football so far. One for the purists.

[Niall_Quinn]

Clichey looks like he's never played the game before.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Richards does rely on trying to blunder his way in to space.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good standard of football so far. One for the purists.

Preferred it when you used to get a good standard AND some action to go with it.

[Cripps_orig]

Clichey looks like he's never played the game before.So normal game then for him

[Niall_Quinn]

Richards does rely on trying to blunder his way in to space.

Theo's cousin.

[Niall_Quinn]

So normal game then for him

Pretty much.

[Syn]

Man City do seem to have a blindspot for good defenders. Probably because they keep buying them off us.

Annoying thing is £4987459754m later, spuds shouldn't really have a chance in this but Man City's defence get quite panicky when Bale's running at them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's awful from Dzeko.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Dzeko sucks when made to do anything else but shoot. Or head, I guess.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's awful from Dzeko.

And again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko. :lol:

[Dennis Bendtner]

He even sucks at shooting. What a cock.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dzeko sucks when made to do anything else but shoot. Or head, I guess.

So he's like Chamakh except he can head and shoot.

[Cripps_orig]

Dzeko shoots miles over

Coleman :lol:

Apparently if yeko doesnt improve, Manseeni will look to Bolachelli from the bench

[Dennis Bendtner]

Bollochelli. Wtf? Coleman is ridiculous.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds have stuck a £150mill price tag on Bale. Anyone know why?

[Cripps_orig]

Spuds have stuck a £150mill price tag on Bale. Anyone know why?They want to regain their laughing stock position which is currently held by us

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard Webb was blocking Barry. On loan from Man Utd. :bow:

0-0 HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT. Pants. Both teams a joke in the final third.

[Cripps_orig]

0-0 HT

Super sunday is turning out to be shite ass sunday and it wont get much better if youre an Arsenal fan :(

[Syn]

Parker with impressive tekkers with the black man handshake.

[Niall_Quinn]

They want to regain their laughing stock position which is currently held by us

Forever in our laughing stock shadow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Parker with impressive tekkers with the black man handshake.

Approved by Sepp Blatter, no less.

[Niall_Quinn]

Top advert on right now for iPhone 4s. Highlight of the day so far. Now an ad on China... Mmmm Chinese takeaway.

[Cripps_orig]

Decided to watch last nights Wossy

[Niall_Quinn]

Decided to watch last nights Wossy

Thought you were saving that for the next match?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bollochelli. Wtf? Coleman is ridiculous.

Aron Winter will be his national team's captain. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Thought you were saving that for the next match?I was but this is one is so shite, i had to push it forward

[Niall_Quinn]

I was but this is one is so shite, i had to push it forward

You're going to have scheduling issues now, all brought on yourself so no sympathy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Some Indian bloke called Bolly Telly might come on soon, apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not even close to a pelanty Citeh. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Blatant foul on Lennon, Webb just waves it on with city in possession.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

VDV sends one miles high.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What's Coleman on about? Took the chance that Defoe had actually fouled him? :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great covering from Milner.

[Cripps_orig]

Colemans had a shocker

Come back Ray

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Parker made to look like a chump by Aguero there. And he has been booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko defending at the right end this time.

Bale. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 1-0 Spuds, Nasri!

Me. :bow:

Brilliant pass from David Silva, again.

[Boss]

NASRI :bow: :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL, that's GOT to hurt. Cashri 1-0

[Niall_Quinn]

Harry looks like he's swallowed shit.l

[Niall_Quinn]

Pathetic dive by VDV

[Cripps_orig]

Nasri :bow:

Does it again in the big games

[Syn]

Hmm...don't know whether to celebrate or be disgusted.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 2-0 Spuds, Lescott bundles one in!

Spuds. :haha:

[Boss]

2-0 Lescott :haha: :haha: :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

2-0 lescott :haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

A weekend of very ghellish goals.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds maybe won't win the title now :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 2-1 Spuds, Defoe. Horrific defending!

[Boss]

Awful defending, 2-1.

Good game suddenly :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck, Defoe pulls one back.

Shit, what if these cunts end up winning the title?

[Dennis Bendtner]

Savic is poo. Surely they need someone else.

[Boss]

Dzeko :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko. :haha:

Some things never change.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dzeko is a bit shit really.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Spudz :pal:

North London getting done by mancs again we must put a stop to that.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Fuck, Defoe pulls one back.

Shit, what if these cunts end up winning the title?

Defoe :bow:

GW pl points :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

5-1 could be on again. :unsure:

[Syn]

Just put £20 on the final score being 14-11 to Man City.

[Marc Overmars]

WTF. Went for a shower at 0-0.

Excellent finish from the lesbian, similar to the one he scored against the Mancs a few years ago. :sick:

David Silva assist. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

So the 2nd half has been pretty good then?

[Dennis Bendtner]

Bolocelli is on his way. Better be Dzeko off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 2-2 Spuds, what a goal by Bale!

[Boss]

:yikes: Great goal

[Niall_Quinn]

Just fuck off 2-2 banana scores

[Syn]

Fair play to the thick lesbo cunt, he's having a great game today.

[Dennis Bendtner]

JAYSUS what a goal.

[Marc Overmars]

Spurs. :bow:

Bale. :bow:

Fucking hell.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko of, Balotelli on.

[Niall_Quinn]

So the 2nd half has been pretty good then?

Nah, just more mistakes.

[Boss]

Comfortable win for Citeh now that they have 11 men on the pitch.

[Syn]

That's why it's stupid having a short goalkeeper.

[Niall_Quinn]

Harry only sings when he's winning (or drawing)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

VDV hauled off, Livermore on.

[Niall_Quinn]

VDV off, Livermore on, whoever he is?

[Boss]

VDV taken off for some filth.

[Syn]

What the fuck was Webb doing helping Balotelli up while play was still going on?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good defending by Clichy.

[Syn]

The spuds hit-and-hope attempts are getting a bit boring now. Just pass to Bale ffs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tame shot from Lennon. Citeh are really shaky at the moment.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lescott just dished out a forearm smash to Kaboul. :blink:

Webb. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And that was obviously a corner for Citeh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Julian Lescott. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balotelli booked.

[Cripps_orig]

Just seen the goals

Nasri :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balotelli kicks Parker in the head. :doh:

[Dennis Bendtner]

That wasn't intentional. Shut up fools.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lennon off, Pienaar on.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

That wasn't intentional. Shut up fools.

Try looking at the replays before calling people fools

[Syn]

Try looking at the replays before calling people fools

It obviously wasn't intentional. He was completely off balance and stumbling over. He didn't even look to see where Parker's head was.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Lescott will do well not to get in trouble

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a miss from Defoe. :haha:

Savic. :doh:

[Boss]

Spurs should have won it there.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Try looking at the replays before calling people fools

Coleman and the other bloke on commentary were desperate to vilify him. Balotelli was stumbling all over the place, IMO.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Savic is a proper liability. Kompany can't come back for them soon enough.

[selassie]

Lets be honest here guys Chelsea & Liverpool are our main rivals for 4th place, makes me sick to say this but Spurs this season are credible title challengers.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Lets be honest here guys Chelsea & Liverpool are our main rivals for 4th place, makes me sick to say this but Spurs this season are credible title challengers.
:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Citeh!

King. :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

King :haha:

Penalty to City

[Boss]

:haha:

:popcorn:

[Niall_Quinn]

Love it! Cruel and unusual.

[Dennis Bendtner]

:popcorn:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

It obviously wasn't intentional. He was completely off balance and stumbling over. He didn't even look to see where Parker's head was.

Do me a favour! You may be right about stumbling over but I dont think he needed to check where his head was before kicking back. . .Carl Henry didnt seem to be too worried about looking back before kicking out yesterday

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 3-2 Spuds, Balotelli!

Spuds. :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

3-2

Balotelli

Spuds :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds :haha:

[Boss]

Spurs :haha: :haha: :haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

That guy is so awesome. I want to be him.

[Cripps_orig]

3-2 FT

Spuds title challenge :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-2 FT.

:haha:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Couldnt give a fuck about Spuds but that guy is lucky to have stayed on the pitch

[selassie]

Love it! Cruel and unusual.

Just the way we like it!

[Niall_Quinn]

Defoe :haha:

Balotelli should have been off :haha:

Scores the winner instead :haha:

Poetic injustice :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Spuds :pal: welcome to the big leagues

now lets hope arry gets sent down this week

[Syn]

Are you allowed to stutter your run-up like that?

[Marc Overmars]

Spurs. :haha:

City will walk to the title, when you win games like this, you know your lucks in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Are you allowed to stutter your run-up like that?

Nope. :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Why should Balotelli be sent off?

Looked accidental to me

Nevertheless Spuds :haha:

King :haha:

This guy is alwful

[Cripps_orig]

Are you allowed to stutter your run-up like that?

Stuttering is fine i think but completely stopping isnt

[Niall_Quinn]

Up to the lads now to make this a double dose for the spuddies.

Probably won't happen but this is a nice window of hope and I just had pizza too, so all is well.

[Boss]

Stuttering is fine i think but completely stopping isnt

Ach is right here :good:

Also goal and assist for Nasri, top player tbh :bow: :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Ach is right here :good:

Also goal and assist for Nasri, top player tbh :bow: :bow:Quality player he is

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Why should Balotelli be sent off?

Looked accidental to me

Nevertheless Spuds :haha:

King :haha:

This guy is alwful

Off or on. . .debate could rage till early morn but dont give a fuck really cos it Spuds. . .but kinda if give a fuck cos Parker should have been a Gooner, biggest mistake of Wengers summer

[Marc Overmars]

Bet City fans can't wait until Kompany is back.

Savic. :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Off or on. . .debate could rage till early morn but dont give a fuck really cos it Spuds. . .but kinda if give a fuck cos Parker should have been a Gooner, biggest mistake of Wengers summer2nd biggest imo

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Up to the lads now to make this a double dose for the spuddies.

Probably won't happen but this is a nice window of hope and I just had pizza too, so all is well.

Best to get the laughs out the way now, probably won't have the motivation to do so after 5:50pm.

[Dennis Bendtner]

JSAO - just seen a gif. I take it back. Deliberate - if he was stumbling, his leg would've gone forward. Fair enuff.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2nd biggest imo

The first one him not resigning?

[Cripps_orig]

The first one him not resigning?Exactly

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bet City fans can't wait until Kompany is back.

Savic. :haha:

If Lescott is suspended for his forearm smash though...Savic is back. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Milner MOTM :blink:

I didnt even see him during the game

[Japan Shaking All Over]

2nd biggest imo

Let me guess, first is not hanging himself from the highest tree before the start of the season?

[Niall_Quinn]

2nd biggest imo

Not murdering you was his biggest fuck up - ever.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Milner MOTM :blink:

I didnt even see him during the game

lolwut? That's the strangest MOTM call ever. Whenever I saw him he was giving the ball away.

[Niall_Quinn]

Milner MOTM :blink:

I didnt even see him during the game

Commentators fancy him.

[Niall_Quinn]

lolwut? That's the strangest MOTM call ever. Whenever I saw him he was giving the ball away.

They didn't care about the ball, they were watching his arse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

lolwut? That's the strangest MOTM call ever. Whenever I saw him he was giving the ball away.

He showed passion in doing so though tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ballotelli deffo a red.

[Boss]

Should have signed Savic up, would have fit in with our lot perfectly

[Cripps_orig]

Souness :bow:

Says Webb shouldnt be reffing football matches if he cant see that

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Souness just said Webb shouldn't be refereeing matches, let alone World Cup finals. :haha:

And ok, so Balotelli should probably be off by why isn't there being anything made of the Lescott incident? I think I know the answer to this one.

[Boss]

http://mit.zenfs.com/210/2011/10/baloshirt.jpg

tbh

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://mit.zenfs.com/210/2011/10/baloshirt.jpg

tbh

Its just not fair sometimes

[Cripps_orig]

Mancini lost his voice :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Mancini lost his voice :lol:

Finally

[Xhaka Can’t]

Just need him to break his card waving wrist.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Bolochelli charged with the stamp. 4 match ban unless they appeal, at which point it could be extended.

Julian gets away with his forearm smash.

[Syn]

That is well harsh.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Bolochelli charged with the stamp. 4 match ban unless they appeal, at which point it could be extended.

Julian gets away with his forearm smash.

Least Mancini and city can stfu about their being a vandetta against them.

[Boss]

A Spurs fan did this after Citeh scored their winner... :haha: :haha:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z303/VMarkus1/tv.jpg