Weekend Fixtures 21st/22nd January

[Cripps_orig]

Saturday, 21 January 2012
Norwich (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/norwich/default.stm) v Chelsea (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/default.stm), 12:45
Everton (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/e/everton/default.stm) v Blackburn (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackburn_rovers/default.stm), 15:00
Fulham (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/f/fulham/default.stm) v Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm), 15:00
QPR (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/q/qpr/default.stm) v Wigan (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/wigan_athletic/default.stm), 15:00
Stoke (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/stoke_city/default.stm) v West Brom (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/west_bromwich_albion/default.stm), 15:00
Sunderland (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/sunderland/default.stm) v Swansea (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/swansea_city/default.stm), 15:00
Wolverhampton (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/wolverhampton_wanderers/default.stm) v Aston Villa (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/aston_villa/default.stm), 15:00
Bolton (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/bolton_wanderers/default.stm) v Liverpool (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/default.stm), 17:30
Sunday, 22 January 2012
Man City (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/default.stm) v Tottenham (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/default.stm), 13:30
Arsenal (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/arsenal/default.stm) v Man Utd (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/default.stm), 16:00

Come on Fulham.

Also the 3pm kick offs on saturday are piss poor without any of the big clubs playing

[Niall_Quinn]

Apart from Barcelona at Sunderland.

[Dennis Bendtner]

I'm sensing this could be a crap weekend. Norf Lahndan is getting burned, anyway.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I'm sensing this could be a crap weekend. Norf Lahndan is getting burned, anyway.

What more riots

[Master Splinter]

Cahill not even on the bench for Chelsea. Luiz starts.

Cahill :lol:.

[Master Splinter]

Norwich v Chelsea:

Norwich: Ruddy, Martin, Whitbread, Ayala, Naughton, Fox, Johnson, Pilkington, Surman, Morison, Holt. Subs: Steer, Drury, Crofts, Jackson, Hoolahan, Bennett, Wilbraham.

Chelsea: Cech, Bosingwa, Luiz, Terry, Cole, Ramires, Lampard, Meireles, Sturridge, Torres, Mata. Subs: Turnbull, Ivanovic, Essien, Romeu, Malouda, Lukaku, Bertrand.

Referee: Mark Clattenburg (Tyne & Wear)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Morison. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

The brilliant thing about Norwich is that not only do they play good football, their pub-team GHEL strikers are actually effective.

We should swap Chamakh for Morison tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a chance for Holt. Chelsea caught out by players running at them, again.

[Boss]

Norwich dominating atm. :lol:

Holt could have done better imo

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Holt takes one in the balls.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres went for a shot with the outside of his boot, I thought it had caught Ruddy out but he got to it and pushed it out for a corner.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

big man :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Holt heads one on target, easy for Cech.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres. :lol:

WTF? That was a Carroll-esque touch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lampard is injured, good news for Chelsea.

[Master Splinter]

What happened to the Lumpster?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Surman shoots, deflected off Big Man, Cech comfortably saves. A Big Man own goal would've been hilarious, shame.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What happened to the Lumpster?

Muscle injury by the looks of it, calf possibly. Difficult to tell. Anyway he's off, Malouda is on.

[Master Splinter]

BBC Live Text is dead. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata puts one over. :lol: Good run though.

[Master Splinter]

Mata :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant defending by Pilkington to deny Malouda from smacking one in on the volley.

0-0 HT.

[Master Splinter]

Pilkington :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

Great run from Pilkington.

Shit cross, though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Holt dishing out some abuse. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres. :haha:

I'd find it quite sad if it wasn't so hilarious.

[Master Splinter]

Holt :bow:.

What a beast.

[Master Splinter]

Torres :haha:.

Is it even funny now? :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a miss from Torres!!

OMG. :haha:

[Boss]

Torres :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Torres :haha:.

Is it even funny now? :(

Yes, yes it is.

[Master Splinter]

Oh.

Dear.

God.

Torres.

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Yes, yes it is.

In hindsight, I apologise for even asking.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ruddy gets down to his near post to deny Mata.

I can't believe that miss from Torres. Insane.

[Master Splinter]

Ruddy :bow:.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

In hindsight, I apologise for even asking.

We all make mistakes.

He should know.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich possibly denied a freekick because Clattenburg isn't competent enough to get in to a good position.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech actually looked commanding there. :yikes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oh dear Holt. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terrible from Sturridge.

[Marc Overmars]

Could someone describe this Torres miss plz.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres. :bow:

Proper defender.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Could someone describe this Torres miss plz.

Ball comes to him, he takes an age to shoot, bearing in mind this is about six yards out with no players around him. Players close in, he strikes it, a toepoke, goes wide. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Some strike from Ramires. :blink:

Ruddy well behind it though.

[Master Splinter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-maSFlZ7z0

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Facepalms aplenty in the Chelsea dugout. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Torres being hauled off.

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres hauled off (a true one), Lukaku on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Croft and Jackson on, Fox and Morison off.

Jackson to bundle one in?

Meireles off, Essien on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku activated Beast Mode there. :blink:

[Master Splinter]

Essien :lol:.

Was good for roughly a season about ten years ago.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great block by Lukaku to deny Malouda.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Surman off, Bennett on.

Three added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Malouda. :haha:

That's on its way to Ipswich.

[Master Splinter]

MaLOLda :lol:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich 0-0 Chelsea, FT!

Norwich. :bow:

Chelsea are really poor, it's a shame we're shit.

[Boss]

Good stuff.

Now buy some fucking players so we can overtake this pile of shite Arsene.

[Master Splinter]

Norwich :bow:.

Chelsea the first team not to score against Norwich. :lol:.

[Marc Overmars]

Good result. :popcorn:

Must win tomorrow.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Good result. :popcorn:

Must win tomorrow.

:gp:

[Master Splinter]

Everton v Blackburn:

Everton: Howard, Neville, Duffy, Heitinga, Baines, Donovan, Gibson, Fellaini, Anichebe, Cahill, Saha. Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Bilyaletdinov, Drenthe, Stracqualursi, Gueye, Vellios.

Blackburn: Robinson, Lowe, Dann, Givet, Olsson, Nzonzi, Hoilett, Petrovic, Dunn, Pedersen, Goodwillie. Subs: Bunn, Modeste, Formica, Rochina, Vukcevic, Hanley, Henley.

Referee: Mark Halsey (Lancashire)

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Fulham v Newcastle:

Fulham: Stockdale, Kelly, Hangeland, Senderos, John Arne Riise, Ruiz, Murphy, Sidwell, Duff, Dempsey, Zamora. Subs: Etheridge, Baird, Johnson, Gecov, Hughes, Frei, Briggs.

Newcastle: Krul, Simpson, Williamson, Coloccini, Santon, Ben Arfa, Guthrie, Cabaye, Gutierrez, Best, Shola Ameobi. Subs: Elliot, Lovenkrands, Perch, Gosling, Ryan Taylor, Obertan, Ferguson.

Referee: Lee Mason (Lancashire)

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QPR v Wigan:

QPR: Kenny, Young, Hall, Ferdinand, Hill, Mackie, Buzsaky, Barton, Wright-Phillips, Helguson, Campbell. Subs: Cerny, Orr, Derry, Bothroyd, Smith, Ramage, Macheda.

Wigan: Al Habsi, Gohouri, Caldwell, Boyce, Figueroa, Gomez, McCarthy, Watson, McArthur, Moses, Rodallega. Subs: Pollitt, Crusat, Di Santo, McManaman, Sammon, Stam, Lopez.

Referee: Jon Moss (W Yorkshire)

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Stoke v West Brom:

Stoke: Sorensen, Woodgate, Shawcross, Huth, Wilson, Shotton, Whelan, Delap, Etherington, Walters, Crouch. Subs: Begovic, Jones, Fuller, Pennant, Whitehead, Wilkinson, Jerome.

West Brom: Foster, Tamas, McAuley, Olsson, Shorey, Thomas, Mulumbu, Dorrans, Morrison, Cox, Fortune. Subs: Fulop, Mattock, Tchoyi, Long, Jara Reyes, Odemwingie, Dawson.

Referee: Anthony Taylor (Cheshire)

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Sunderland v Swansea:

Sunderland: Mignolet, Bardsley, O'Shea, Brown, Richardson, Larsson, Cattermole, Vaughan, McClean, Bendtner, Sessegnon. Subs: Westwood, Turner, Gardner, Wickham, Ji, Meyler, Elmohamady.

Swansea: Vorm, Rangel, Caulker, Williams, Taylor, Dyer, Britton, Sinclair, Allen, Sigurdsson, Graham. Subs: Tremmel, Routledge, Monk, McEachran, Moore, Agustien, Richards.

Referee: Chris Foy (Merseyside)

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Wolves v Villa:

Wolves: Hennessey, Ward, Johnson, Berra, Foley, Edwards, Kightly, Henry, Frimpong, Jarvis, Fletcher. Subs: De Vries, Elokobi, Stearman, Hunt, Milijas, Ebanks-Blake, Doyle.

Villa: Given, Hutton, Dunne, Collins, Clark, Albrighton, Petrov, Gardner, Bent, Agbonlahor, Keane. Subs: Guzan, Warnock, Cuellar, Baker, Bannan, Delfouneso, Weimann.

Referee: Michael Oliver

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muscle tear for Lampard apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gardner should've scored for Villa, free header missed from eight yards out. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Villa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wolves 0-1 Villa, Bent.

[Master Splinter]

Newcastle are currently above us in the table.

And it will probably stay like that. :(

Anyway, come on Frimpong :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dennis Bendtner off injured, kicked in the face by Rangel apparently. Wickham on for him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 1-0 Swansea, Sessegnon. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Dennis goes off and they score?

Dennis Bendtner :haha:.

Rangel :bow:.

Sess :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wolves 1-1 Villa, Kightly. Frimpong involved in the goal. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Frimpong skill, run and assist :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-0 Blackeye, Cahill. :o

[Master Splinter]

Off the line by Albrighton!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Apparently Fellaini passed the ball with his arm for Cahill's goal.

Halsey. :doh:

[Boss]

Senderos :haha: :haha:

Shocking defending atm

[Master Splinter]

Edwards misses a sitter.

Wolves are battering Villa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wolves 2-1 Villa, Edwards. :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Edwards! 2-1 Wolves.

Frimpong earned the corner :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to QPR.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 1-0 Wigan, Helguson.

[Master Splinter]

Frimpong was getting the crowd going too.

Already their best player ever tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 0-1 WBA, Morrison. Sorensen howler. :lol:

[Dennis Bendtner]

There's no way Wigan won't go down this year. Surely.

[Boss]

:yikes: What a goal from Guthrie

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 0-1 Barcodes, Guthrie. :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Newcastle :bow:.

They're getting fourth tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 2-0 Wigan, Buzsaky

[Master Splinter]

Newcastle goal: Not even David Stockdale can keep this one out. Bryan Ruiz gives the ball away softly and it falls for Danny Guthrie to smash an absolute pearler of a shot past the Cottagers goalkeeper from the edge of the area. The Magpies probably deserve it, too.

Bryan Ruiz :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Norwich 0-0 Chelsea, FT!

Norwich. :bow:

Chelsea are really poor, it's a shame we're shit.

Fuck, was hoping the chavs would win. We have a chance to make up points on them now, which means the most we'll get is a draw.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agbonlahor off for Villa, Warnock on for him.

[Niall_Quinn]

Agbonlahor off for Villa, Warnock on for him.

Didn't take Warnock long to get back into football. Fair play to him.

[Boss]

11 - Fernando Torres has now failed to score in 11 consecutive PL apps, beating his previous worst record of 10 apps (Jan-Apr 2011). Decline

:lol:

[Boss]

Pel for Fulham

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kammy. :haha:

Forgot how to say 18 yard box.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 1-1 Barcodes, Murphy!

Wolves 2-2 Villa, Keane. :haha:

[LDG]

Fulham 1-1 Barcodes, Duff!

Wolves 2-2 Villa, Keane. :haha:

It was always a dream to play for Villa tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ah bollocks, you quoted me putting the wrong scorer.

Me. :getcoat:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Think Frimpong is injured :rolleyes:

boot in the face. Same as Dennis Bendtner :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Frimpong injured possibly in the fact. You can take the boy out of Arsenal...

[LDG]

Ah bollocks, you quoted me putting the wrong scorer.

Me. :getcoat:

:pal:

[Master Splinter]

Now even our on-loan players are getting their faces kicked in.

:haha:

Ridiculous.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Frimpong has only just been put on to the stretcher. :(

[Syn]

:lol:

I remember when it was laughable to think Van Persie was better.

Torres was never great. Always something 'unspanish' about how awkward his movement is. Not quite as weird as Gervinho but still, everything always looks so laboured.

[Boss]

Dempsey scores for Fulham :woohoo:

A must get.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 2-1 Barcodes, Dempsey!

[Master Splinter]

Also, Bryan Ruiz was hauled off at half time.

Bryan Ruiz :haha:.

Not a good day for him.

[LDG]

:woohoo:

[LDG]

Any good incident worth MOTDing in the Bulldozers game?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Also, Bryan Ruiz was hauled off at half time.

Bryan Ruiz :haha:.

Not a good day for him.

Did it for the team's benefit, he's a martyr. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Any good incident worth MOTDing in the Bulldozers game?

Yes, Torres doing a Torres.

[LDG]

Frimpong has only just been put on to the stretcher. :(

Eye injury according to BBC :(

"He has a little eye. It will be two to three weeks"

[LDG]

Shame. He was having a blinder.





lol


:getcoat:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 3-1 Barcodes, Dempsey again!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 2-1 Wigan, Rodallega.

Just go down Wigan!

[Master Splinter]

Did it for the team's benefit, he's a martyr. :bow:

A shame Walcott and Arshavin never offer themselves up as martyrs. :(

[LDG]

:patrice:

[Boss]

Dempsey :bow: :bow:

Good results for us so far.

Another penalty for Fulham :haha: :haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

I remember when it was laughable to think Van Persie was better.

Torres was never great. Always something 'unspanish' about how awkward his movement is. Not quite as weird as Gervinho but still, everything always looks so laboured.

Back when he was explosive, it wasn't awkward. Was a bit like Henry's. These days either the injuries have caught up with him, or he's actually fat.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 4-1 Barcodes, Zamora pelanty. :haha:

[LDG]

Pardew :pal:

Geordies :haha:

Canny :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Stoke.

[Syn]

Back when he was explosive, it wasn't awkward. Was a bit like Henry's. These days either the injuries have caught up with him, or he's actually fat.

About Henry - that's actually true now that I think about it. But Henry made it look effortless whereas Torres, to me, always struggle to shift the ball quickly. I dunno...anyway I'm going to claim this one so it cancels out my 'Andy Carroll is a guaranteed 30 goal a season striker' shocker. Sign him up, Arsene.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Walters has it saved. :doh:

[Master Splinter]

No-one should doubt Dempsey's Must Get status anymore.

Would be a bargain.

And good for US marketing :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to QPR. :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Al-Habsi saves it from Helguson!

:haha:

Wigan are mainstays.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-1 Blackeye, Goodwillie.

FFS Everton. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henry sent off for Wolves. :haha: Backheeled Albrighton in the chest.

Such a thug.

[LDG]

Everyone getting Pels except us.

Swedish refs :sulk:

[Master Splinter]

It seemed more a little flick by Henry and then Albrighton obviously acted like he'd been shot three times.

Not that Henry doesn't deserve it for being a huge piece of filth.

[Syn]

Henry sent off for Wolves. :haha: Backheeled Albrighton in the chest.

Such a thug.

An absolute idiot. The Pepe of the English league. Can't believe his manager puts up with him.

[Boss]

I dunno...anyway I'm going to claim this one so it cancels out my 'Andy Carroll is a guaranteed 30 goal a season striker' shocker.

Shocking opinion that was tbh :pal: :pal: :pal:

[Syn]

It seemed more a little flick by Henry and then Albrighton obviously acted like he'd been shot three times.

Not that Henry doesn't deserve it for being a huge piece of filth.

Ah - if it was soft then I retract my above statement. For now.

[Master Splinter]

Everyone getting Pels except us.

Swedish refs :sulk:

Pretty much.

I'm going for us to be denied five pels tomorrow after three clear handballs and two vicious assaults on RVP.

[Syn]

Shocking opinion that was tbh :pal: :pal: :pal:

Didn't you agree with me? :sarcy:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 3-1 Wigan, Smith.

Wigan. :wave:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

It seemed more a little flick by Henry and then Albrighton obviously acted like he'd been shot three times.

Not that Henry doesn't deserve it for being a huge piece of filth.

Disgusting the way filth is treated on here

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec0CT8yzjAo&feature=related

Pepe. :bow:

[Boss]

Didn't you agree with me? :sarcy:

Yes, actually.

Was hoping that shocker could be put on your head and your head alone. <_<

[Syn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec0CT8yzjAo&feature=related

Pepe. :bow:

:haha:

What a mess.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

QPR 3-1 Wigan, Smith.

Wigan. :wave:

Time for Joker to start a thread about 'Martinez'. . . .

[Syn]

Yes, actually.

Was hoping that shocker could be put on your head and your head alone. <_<

He'll still make it tbf. You don't see many young 'Drogba' types around. Give it a couple of years and he'll be topping the scoring charts. :good:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Keane's dream coming true. . .

[Master Splinter]

Keane scores again. 2-3 Villa.

Wolves :doh:.

Great strike from the fat Spud tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wolves 2-3 Villa, Keane again. :blink:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Also the 3pm kick offs on saturday are piss poor without any of the big clubs playing

ACH:pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 1-1 WBA, Jerome.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 4-2 Barcodes, Ben Arfa. :wacko:

[Boss]

He'll still make it tbf. You don't see many young 'Drogba' types around. Give it a couple of years and he'll be topping the scoring charts. :good:

Aye, Drogba was a late bloomer too. Reckon you should bet your house on him becoming WPOTY before he's 28 :good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 2-0 Swansea, Gardner!

Another wondergoal on a day of them apparently.

[LDG]

MON :bow:

[Boss]

Dempsey hattrick :bow: :bow: :bow:

Should have signed him instead of Arteta ffs.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Sunderland 2 Barca 0

[Dennis Bendtner]

The worst game televised, not for the first time. Goals goals goals.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 5-2 Barcodes, Dempsey hat-trick. :bow:

[LDG]

Dempsey hattrick :bow: :bow: :bow:

Should have signed him instead of Arteta ffs.

:wacko:

[Master Splinter]

No-one should doubt Dempsey's Must Get status anymore.

Would be a bargain.

And good for US marketing :bow:.

:gp: :gp:

Sign him the fuck up, Stan.

[LDG]

MOTD should be good viewing tonight then.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Sunderland 2 Barca 0

Fulham lost the game after beating us too . . .:doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 1-2 WBA, Dorrans. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

8 minutes of Mick time because of Frimpers' injury.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke lose. :lol:

[LDG]

Stoke lose. :lol:

:haha:

Pubis :pal:

"We don't complain, we're Stoke"

[Master Splinter]

Lost in all the madness is the fact that Goodwillie scored another stunner.

And that Everton are ridiculous.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Fulham lost the game after beating us too . . .:doh:
Most do

[Master Splinter]

That was mental.

And not just the Wolves game.

Football :bow:.

(When Arsenal are not playing. :( )

[Boss]

Bolton v Liverpool line-ups

Bolton: Bogdan, Steinsson, Knight, Wheater, Ricketts, Eagles, Reo-Coker, Muamba, Petrov, Mark Davies, Ngog. Subs: Lynch, Sanli, Kevin Davies, Pratley, Boyata, O'Halloran, Riley.

Liverpool: Reina, Johnson, Skrtel, Agger, Jose Enrique, Maxi, Henderson, Adam, Bellamy, Gerrard, Carroll. Subs: Doni, Coates, Kuyt, Downing, Carragher, Shelvey, Kelly.

Referee: Kevin Friend (Leicestershire)

[Marc Overmars]

Dempsey. :bow:

[Boss]

1716: News on on-loan Wolves midfielder Emmanuel Frimpong, who you might remember was stretchered off after being accidentally kicked in the head at Molineux today. The Arsenal man has been taken to hospital with what are described as "serious facial injuries". Fingers crossed he makes a swift recovery.

So we had not one, but two on loan players kicked in the face today... :doh:

[Cripps_orig]

So we had not one, but two on loan players kicked in the face today... :doh:Whos the other?

Also whilst i hope Frimpong is ok, hopefully it will knock some sense and talent in to him so hes isnt as shit anymore and he stops all this Twitter and Dench BS

[Cripps_orig]

Just seen the results.

Good day for Arsenal so far with Newcastle, Stoke and Norwich all dropping points

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Whos the other?

Also whilst i hope Frimpong is ok, hopefully it will knock some sense and talent in to him so hes isnt as shit anymore and he stops all this Twitter and Dench BS

Was playing well before the injury. . .

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Whos the other?

Also whilst i hope Frimpong is ok, hopefully it will knock some sense and talent in to him so hes isnt as shit anymore and he stops all this Twitter and Dench BS

:gp: yes who is the other

[Boss]

Bendtner

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolton 1-0 Liverpool, Mark Davies. :lol:

[Boss]

Ngog with the assist :bow: :bow: :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Bendtner

Maybe it will kick some sense into him.

[Marc Overmars]

King Kenny. :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

2-0 reo coker

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool. :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

It's funny because no one wants 4th.

[Boss]

:haha: Mental day.

Desperately need a win tomorrow now.

[Boss]

1752: More Emmanuel Frimpong news now, and it isn't good. According to BBC WM, Wolves' on-loan midfielder has fractured a cheekbone and will be out for three months.

Fuck sake.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolton 2-1 Liverpool, Bellamy.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Fuck sake.

Oh dea, just gets worse and worse and worse. so he is out for the season then, never got the exprience he wanted.

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool :haha:.

King Kenny :bow:.

Don't fuck this up, Coyle, or you can't be our next manager.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

From Jim, a disgruntled Liverpool fan, via text: "£100m+ spent and no improvement in results. Time to get Rafa Benitez back."

:doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bogdan. :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

From Liverpool fan Macca, Bootle, via text: "Should we now think the unthinkable and replace Dalglish at the end of the season?"

From Anon, via text: "Dire. I'm not the only Liverpool fan who saw this coming."

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 HT.

[Master Splinter]

Where's Robbie Blake when you need him?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reo-Coker and Knight having a fight. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Hearing Waddle speaks hurts my ears.

He makes Merse seem like an elocution professor in comparison.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

3-1 bolton Steinson (sp)

[Syn]

Frimpong on twitter:
You lot should stop caring about me I hope petrov foot is on after hitting a metal face.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 bolton Steinson (sp)

:lol:

[Master Splinter]

Charlie Adams somehow avoided a booking for an awful 'tackle' and has been hauled off, along with Maxi. Kuyt and Downing on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Charlie Adam somehow got a transfer to Liverpool.

[Master Splinter]

Carroll with a great clearance for Bolton. :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Owen Coyle, the new Brendan Rodgers :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Another brilliant clearance from Carroll. :haha:

I'd love to see him and Torres play together.

[Niall_Quinn]

Someone has dumped a skip full of rubbish on the pitch. Liverpool players are passing to it by mistake.

[Master Splinter]

Nigel Medi-Ocre slices an attempt on goal out for a throw-in. :haha:

Pub-team football :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

Agger smashes the bar with a screamer!

[Niall_Quinn]

Agger smashes the bar with a screamer!

Didn't get enough height on it.

[Master Splinter]

Bolton trying to be Swansea again. Just shoot FFS.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oops, Carroll does something weird in the box, it was sort of an airshot, breakdancing thing.

[Master Splinter]

Oh.

Dear.

Carroll with a magnificent air shot when he should probably score.

:haha:

Amazing.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pool should sign Ngog, he's better than anything they have at the moment. Cheeky £70mill bid.

[Master Splinter]

On a day full of hilarious sport, this match is setting a new standard in awfulness.

Carroll :bow:.

Liverpool :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's even put Mac to sleep, or else he's dead.

[Master Splinter]

'Arry Crooknapp is there.

He likes everyone on the pitch.

[Niall_Quinn]

'Arry Crooknapp is there.

He likes everyone on the pitch.

They're 'triffic.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bellamy tries to do it all himself. No joy, Pool still losing to a team with Zak Knight in it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gerard does a Theo, runs straight ahead until he hits defenders.

[Cripps_orig]

How long before the Liverpool fans turn on Kenny? He's been awful for them since he came back.Bring back Woy chants started yet?

[Niall_Quinn]

Bald guy with terrible fake beard in the crowd.

[Niall_Quinn]

Carroll couldn't do anything right if his wages depended on it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Terrible dive by Petrov. FK.

[Master Splinter]

Bellamy tries to do it all himself. No joy, Pool still losing to a team with Zak Knight in it.

Is there a reason you call him Zak instead of Zat?

[Niall_Quinn]

Is there a reason you call him Zak instead of Zat?

Yes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's even put Mac to sleep, or else he's dead.

I was eating tbf.

[Master Splinter]

Yes.

I knew it!

[GP]

I was eating tbf.

Eating :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

I was eating tbf.

That's what I meant, dead or eating.

[Boss]

Kevin Davies coming on :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

I knew it!

Anyway, Zatiyah Knight playing quite well by his standards.

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool making Muamba and N'Gog seem like professional footballers.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kevin "the ploughman" Davies is on. Still not booked though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eating :bow:

Food. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Davies almost picks up a weak back pass, he was within 30 yards of it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Food. :bow:

You've missed a notable match.

[Master Splinter]

You've missed a notable match.

Carroll's air-kick was worth 30 days and 30 nights of fasting.

It was glorious.

[Boss]

Owen Coyle :bow: :bow:

Sign him up, tbh

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 FT. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You've missed a notable match.

I had it on in the background. Well, floor.

[Master Splinter]

Full time.

Liverpool :haha:.

King Kenny :haha:.

Carroll :haha:.

Bolton :bow:.

Zak Knight :bow:.

Coyle :bow: Sign him up, Usmanov.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The worst thing about that is that Bolton weren't that much better.

We were just pathetic.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Must win for us tommrow now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me. :bow:

Inspiring the team to some great results.

[Dennis Bendtner]

The battle for 4th is plumbing new depths of awfulness.

[Niall_Quinn]

I had it on in the background. Well, floor.

You must have a cast iron stomach.

[Niall_Quinn]

Full time.

Liverpool :haha:.

King Kenny :haha:.

Carroll :haha:.

Bolton :bow:.

Zak Knight :bow:.

Coyle :bow: Sign him up, Usmanov.

FYI, correct name is Zat Knight, with a Z.

[Niall_Quinn]

The battle for 4th is plumbing new depths of awfulness.

I'm not intimidated, we can easily match that level.

[Master Splinter]

FYI, correct name is Zat Knight, with a Z.

There is a reason why I'm spelling it this way and it's not just because up to this point in my life I wrongly presumed it to be Zak until a quick Wikipedia check enlightened me as to his full name, 'Zatyiah'.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You must have a cast iron stomach.

I have a cast iron everything else, so yeah probably.

[Niall_Quinn]

There is a reason why I'm spelling it this way and it's not just because up to this point in my life I wrongly presumed it to be Zak until a quick Wikipedia check enlightened me as to his full name, 'Zatyiah'.

Sounds like it was partly for that reason though.

MS :pal:

[Marc Overmars]

Only Boltons 2nd home win of the season. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Our next League game (after tomorrow) is at Bolton.

I foresee embarrassment galore.