Valentines day

[Sirjackofwilshere]

What a pain in the arse ffs

[LDG]

What a pain in the arse ffs

Anal :bow:

[GP]

What a pain in the arse ffs

http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/112010/alone1.jpg

[Flavs]

What a pain in the arse ffs

Why? What are you buying him?

[Sirjackofwilshere]

haha you ****os
im trying to play it off as something i dont buy into...commercialised crrrap blah blah dont know if shes bought it though :( wtf do i do

[Marc Overmars]

Just take her out for a meal or something you cheap ass.

[LDG]

Not my favourite day by any stretch, but you're up shit creek if you ignore it, or say it's a load of crap, no matter what you actually think!

[Sirjackofwilshere]

Oi ive already spent loads on her! idk what shes expecting though..the full shin dig or just a normal date ah fu ck it

[GP]

Take her out to eat, then eat her out.

[LDG]

Oi ive already spent loads on her! idk what shes expecting though..the full shin dig or just a normal date ah fu ck it

Simple and sincere. Best way to do it.

And then pull her flaps apart.

[Marc Overmars]

And then pull her flaps apart.

:haha:

[Flavs]

haha you ****os
im trying to play it off as something i dont buy into...commercialised crrrap blah blah dont know if shes bought it though :( wtf do i do

stop being a pussy whipped bitch and strap on a pair?

[Sirjackofwilshere]

right so advice is essentially man up, taker her out somewhere, and seal the deal O_O

GW :bow:

[GP]

right so advice is essentially man up, taker her out somewhere, and seal the deal O_O

GW :bow:

Then make sure you get yours on March 14th.

[Flavs]

also post a pic of this girl so we can advise you on how you should "hit dat""

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Not my favourite day by any stretch, but you're up shit creek if you ignore it, or say it's a load of crap, no matter what you actually think!

Not that she is letting you up there even if you don't ignore it

[Letters]

It is a pain. This is our first one. Luckily she's working a 12 hour shift so I don't have to pay double the price for a meal. I've just had to pay double the price for a card and flowers instead.

:rolleyes:

[Flavs]

It is a pain. This is our first one. Luckily she's working a 12 hour shift so I don't have to pay double the price for a meal. I've just had to pay double the price for a card and flowers instead.

:rolleyes:

:pal:

[GP]

Get her some gum. Bitches love gum.

[LDG]

Bought a card. Need to get some flowers.

Cooking a meal for her tomorrow night.

That should get me in and amongst the curtains.

[Flavs]

Bought a card. Need to get some flowers.

Cooking a meal for her tomorrow night.

That should get me in and amongst the curtains.

Keith Burton :bow:

[milla]

Cooking a meal for her tomorrow night.


Scramble eggs for dinner hoorraayy.. :coffee:

[LDG]

Scramble eggs for dinner hoorraayy.. :coffee:

I'm good, but I can't penetrate that deep.

[Sirjackofwilshere]

she couldn't care less. Thank fuck for that.

[Letters]

Got a card, a cup and some chocolates from MrsL


MrsL :bow:

:dance:

[GP]

Got a card, a cup and some chocolates from MrsL


MrsL :bow:

:dance:

It said choo-choo-choose you... and there was a picture of a train...

[Letters]

My cat's breath smells like cat food :)

[Flavs]

she couldn't care less. Thank fuck for that.

She doesn't mean it you rod

[LDG]

She doesn't mean it you rod

:haha:

Schoolboy error :pal:

No sex for SJOW tonight :lol:

[Letters]

:lol:

as a great man once said

Kids :rolleyes:

[WMUG]

She's got 12 exams in may so is revising. 7 o'clock onwards is our time.
Also, bloody menstruation (swidt?) <_<

[Letters]

bloody menstruation

Well, quite.

It's when she stops doing that you need to worry though...

[PGFC]

Well, quite.

It's when she stops doing that you need to worry though...

It's never worried Wayne Rooney.

[Letters]

It's never worried Wayne Rooney.

:d

[LDG]

Awww. The lady sent my card to the office :loveblush:

[Harry]

Paco Rabanne Lady Million-£65
Four Red Roses-£8.50
Home Made Dinner-£17

Receiving The Best Blow Job Of The Year- Priceless

[PGFC]

Paco Rabanne Lady Million-£65
Four Red Roses-£8.50
Home Made Dinner-£17

Blow Job- £90.50

Hardly priceless...

[GP]

Hardly priceless...

Exactly. You can get it for half the price without all the hassle.

Whores :bow:

[Harry]

Hardly priceless...

You don't get it, £90 to keep the bitch happy until her birthday...trust me it's priceless!!!

[server too busy!]

You don't get it, £90 to keep the bitch happy until her birthday...trust me it's priceless!!!

Do you give her the blowjob?

[Flavs]

Do you give her the blowjob?

mmmm snorkelling for clams :cloud9:

[Letters]

You don't get it, £90 to keep the bitch happy until her birthday...trust me it's priceless!!!

MrsL's birthday is 2 days before Valentine's Day :unsure:

[Harry]

Do you give her the blowjob?

You are one of them guys that when searching on a porn site you search cuckhold.

@Letters damn son that's unlucky.

[Letters]

Awww. The lady sent my card to the office :loveblush:

You're getting some tonight ##

[Letters]

@Letters damn son that's unlucky.

Is it? Sounds like a 2 for 1 deal to me :cool:



Not this year though :(

[GP]

She's got 12 exams in may so is revising. 7 o'clock onwards is our time.
Also, bloody menstruation (swidt?) <_<

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicpainters1.png

[LDG]

You're getting some tonight ##

One would hope.

Though, she is still very much in the wanting zone. No PJ's yet :dance:

[Harry]

Is it? Sounds like a 2 for 1 deal to me :cool:



Not this year though :(

Man I'm gonna lay some seeds tonight...

[Letters]

One would hope.

Though, she is still very much in the wanting zone. No PJ's yet :dance:

Super, super quality?


Pics or GFTO :dance:

[server too busy!]

You are one of them guys that when searching on a porn site you search cuckhold.

@Letters damn son that's unlucky.

Ok thats interesting, I don't know what that means and you do...so seems you've searched for it. :pal:

[Flavs]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicpainters1.png


:yikes:

[Sirjackofwilshere]

I broke up with her :tumbleweed:

[GP]

FFS :haha:

[GP]

I mean to say, sorry to hear that...

[Sirjackofwilshere]

yah, meh tbh. She was a dreary bitch. I've seeing a persian-turkish girl soon...woo

[Syn]

Get a refund.

[Sirjackofwilshere]

shes in wacko mode at the moment..must have texted and phoned me about 30 times since last night. I'm half expecting her to turn up at my place ffs

Its a shame I actually spent money on v day gifts for her :(

[LDG]

Ah man. I miss all this stuff....

This is the best part mate, enjoy it, even the nutcases, the dumpings, the texts etc. Play the field and be the dude. Cracking fun.

[Letters]

Ah man. I miss all this stuff....

This is the best part mate, enjoy it, even the nutcases, the dumpings, the texts etc. Play the field and be the dude. Cracking fun.

Screw that (no, not like that).
I thank Jebus I'll never have to go on a first date or any of that crap again.
Slow and steady wins the race.

[LDG]

Screw that (no, not like that).
I thank Jebus I'll never have to go on a first date or any of that crap again.
Slow and steady wins the race.

Indeed. Fun should never be had.

Under any circumstances.

[PGFC]

Screw that (no, not like that).
I thank Jebus I'll never have to go on a first date or any of that crap again.
Slow and steady wins the race.


Indeed. Fun should never be had.

Under any circumstances.

Amen to that.

[Letters]

Oh yeah, nothing more fun that going out with mentalists and being messed around.

:sarcy:

[LDG]

Oh yeah, nothing more fun that going out with mentalists and being messed around.

:sarcy:

Depends if you let yourself get messed around....

Shag's a shag innit.

[Sirjackofwilshere]

I need some advice, im in a pretty sticky situation. I've stupidly got myself 3 dates with different girls over a 4 day period. I had the first one today and she was amazing..I really like her..great looks, great personality down to earth blah blah blah..basically my dream girl. The other girl I'm seeing tomorrow and shes made it pretty clear that shes a sex maniac and she wants to hump me, the third one im seeing on Tuesday and shes very good looking too.

wtf do i do? I really really like the girl I saw today..but the others...

[Dennis Bendtner]

http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/1323062570885261.png

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I need some advice, im in a pretty sticky situation. I've stupidly got myself 3 dates with different girls over a 4 day period. I had the first one today and she was amazing..I really like her..great looks, great personality down to earth blah blah blah..basically my dream girl. The other girl I'm seeing tomorrow and shes made it pretty clear that shes a sex maniac and she wants to hump me, the third one im seeing on Tuesday and shes very good looking too.

wtf do i do? I really really like the girl I saw today..but the others...
If the Sex maniac is up for it what you got to loose, Your dream girl does not need to know does she and if you really like you can still see her. Its not like your cheating on her.

As for girl no 3 just let her go.

[Sirjackofwilshere]

lol yeh
but come on, im 25
par for the course really

[Sirjackofwilshere]

i cant let 3 go..shes great looking. What if she turns out awesome in person? ffs

[Syn]

Can't say Allah would approve of the sex maniac, so that might limit your choice a bit.

[Syn]

i cant let 3 go..shes great looking. What if she turns out awesome in person? ffs

:lol:

[Sirjackofwilshere]

tbh I don't think Allah approves of the other ones too
astagfarallah ffs

[Dennis Bendtner]

Are you a contestant on Take Me Out?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Are you a contestant on Take Me Out?

Playing it straight tbh

[Xhaka Can’t]

I need some advice, im in a pretty sticky situation. I've stupidly got myself 3 dates with different girls over a 4 day period. I had the first one today and she was amazing..I really like her..great looks, great personality down to earth blah blah blah..basically my dream girl. The other girl I'm seeing tomorrow and shes made it pretty clear that shes a sex maniac and she wants to hump me, the third one im seeing on Tuesday and shes very good looking too.

wtf do i do? I really really like the girl I saw today..but the others...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bf-u-tnmVI

Simple.

[GP]

tbh I don't think Allah approves of the other ones too
astagfarallah ffs

I think you'll be fine as Allah doesn't exist.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I think you'll be fine as Allah doesn't exist.

And the girls do?

[GP]

And the girls do?

In a way.

[Sirjackofwilshere]

lol

GB, you're in your 50s right? I don't know at what age they vanished for you, but I assure you girls most definitley exist at my age :flash:

ones kurdish, the others canadian and the others turkish/persian

[Xhaka Can’t]

I need some advice, im in a pretty sticky situation. I've stupidly got myself 3 dates with different girls over a 4 day period. I had the first one today and she was amazing..I really like her..great looks, great personality down to earth blah blah blah..basically my dream girl. The other girl I'm seeing tomorrow and shes made it pretty clear that shes a sex maniac and she wants to hump me, the third one im seeing on Tuesday and shes very good looking too.

wtf do i do? I really really like the girl I saw today..but the others...

My bad, they do exist.

http://i.imgur.com/2ss3I.jpg

[Olivier's xmas twist]

lol

GB, you're in your 50s right? I don't know at what age they vanished for you, but I assure you girls most definitley exist at my age :flash:

ones kurdish, the others canadian and the others turkish/persian

Would not mess around with a Turk or Kurdish man's daughter tbh.

[Sirjackofwilshere]

haha why? you speak from experience?

Hey I'm Arab so i've got good background info of how it goes down. I have a couple of contigency plans just in case her old man decides to pick up a pitchfork and cut my head off

[GP]

lol

GB, you're in your 50s right? I don't know at what age they vanished for you, but I assure you girls most definitley exist at my age :flash:

ones kurdish, the others canadian and the others turkish/persian

You went ugly/early, eh? Decent tactic.

[Sirjackofwilshere]

u guys really want to see their pics huh?

no fricken way

[Master Splinter]

http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/1323062570885261.png

:haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

u guys really want to see their pics huh?



nope.

[Coney]

My bad, they do exist.

http://i.imgur.com/2ss3I.jpg

I don't fancy yours much.

[Xhaka Can’t]

They're all SJOW's.

Those lucky bitches.