Handy got dumped

[MissHandbag]

Sad but true

Please send applications to fulfill unfulfilled position to Goonersweb on a postcard.

[GP]

Go on then, I'll have a dip.

[Letters]

What? Really? :unsure:

That's awkward...

[MissHandbag]

What? Really? :unsure:

That's awkward...

Why?

[MissHandbag]

Go on then, I'll have a dip.

You've always been on my hit list to be honest

[Letters]

Why?

I'l PM you!

[Flavs]

I'l PM you!

fuck that, tell us all

[GP]

You've always been on my hit list to be honest

I know :cool:

[PGFC]

Sad but true

Please send applications to fulfill unfulfilled position to Goonersweb on a postcard.

:hug:

:whistle:

*puts crayon to postcard

[Letters]

fuck that, tell us all

Well, obviously it's because Handy and me have a 'will they, won't they' thing going on and now she's single and I'm attached.


:sarcy:

[Flavs]

Well, obviously it's because Handy and me have a 'will they, won't they' thing going on and now she's single and I'm attached.


:sarcy:

You're a fucking faggot dude

[Letters]

:lol:

Stop that :angry:


I told you that in confidence :(

[LDG]

:haha:

[LDG]

Edit: Not at you Handy.

:hug:

[MissHandbag]

Crayon?

[Letters]

Edit: Not at you Handy.

:hug:

:lol: This is like the time a friend told me some tragedy or other in their life on MSN. Someone dying I think. And I replied: :d

d is right next to 's', you see :doh:

[LDG]

I would go with the plenty more fish thing darlin,

Or, the you're better off without him....

But you and I know that's saying shit for saying shit.

Best thing for all concerned, is that you get pissed, get a cheese and jalepeno pizza, watch some porn, and then get back on it again.

[Flavs]

:lol:

Stop that :angry:


I told you that in confidence :(

wooly woofters :shrug:

[PGFC]

Crayon?

Just showing my playful side ##

[MissHandbag]

I would go with the plenty more fish thing darlin,

Or, the you're better off without him....

But you and I know that's saying shit for saying shit.

Best thing for all concerned, is that you get pissed, get a cheese and jalepeno pizza, watch some porn, and then get back on it again.

Nah - can't be bothered with that. Instead, this weekend I shall...

buy a magnum of chenin blanc and not share it, watch Personal services, LOTR, white chicks, Some like it hot, the karate kid 3, Arthur and Bridget Jones, walk the dog in my most butch lesbian clothes (mind you, not that different to most weekends this one), neglect to shave my legs, not have to wear my best knickers, eat baked beans and garlic to my hearts content (maybe not together), sleep horizontally or diagonally on the bed, get out of bed at the crack of midday and listen to the Eagles full blast.

I've missed being single.

[MissHandbag]

Just showing my playful side ##

Melted wax? What is your take on this?

[PGFC]

Melted wax? What is your take on this?

I will if you will...

Though it's only fair to warn you I'm not unlike my facebook pic so I may take some preening after.

[MissHandbag]

I will if you will...

Though it's only fair to warn you I'm not unlike my facebook pic so I may take some preening after.

It's a candlelit date

[Ernesto]

Sorry to hear that, Handy.

[MissHandbag]

Sorry to hear that, Handy.

Thank you

[LDG]

Melted wax? What is your take on this?

<_<

[Flavs]

Melted wax? What is your take on this?

Its reminiscent of Harry Redknapps face

[PGFC]

I will if you will...

Though it's only fair to warn you I'm not unlike my facebook pic so I may take some preening after.


It's a candlelit date

:good: I look much better by candlelight.

[Cripps_orig]

rip

[MissHandbag]

Its reminiscent of Harry Redknapps face

Oh go on gis a twitch

[MissHandbag]

rip

This could possibly be the funniest post I've ever seen by you

[LDG]

This could possibly be the funniest post I've ever seen by you

You haven't seen this then.

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?showtopic=20565

[Cripps_orig]

You haven't seen this then.

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?showtopic=20565:lol:

As good as it gets tbh

[PGFC]

Ach :bow: for the GW poster he was...


Right I'm off to stalk Handy on Facebook ##

[MissHandbag]

You haven't seen this then.

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?showtopic=20565

Fuck

[MissHandbag]

Ach :bow: for the GW poster he was...


Right I'm off to stalk Handy on Facebook ##

Hmm facebook, forgot about that. How about I give you my password and you pretend I'm alive?

[Ollie the Optimist]

Cripps - Me negative? I dont know the meaning of the word

:haha:

[Cripps_orig]

:haha:That was during my dumbass Wenger can do no wrong phase which you seem to be going through at the moment.

I grew out of it. So will you

[Ollie the Optimist]

That was during my dumbass Wenger can do no wrong phase which you seem to be going through at the moment.

I grew out of it. So will you

no you changed because you wanted attention and thought that was the best bandwagon to jump on

[Cripps_orig]

no you changed because you wanted attention and thought that was the best bandwagon to jump on:lol:

I was getting enough attention as an optimist tbh. Didnt change for that

Changed cos Wengers a ****

[Ollie the Optimist]

Changed cos Wengers a ****

i rest my case

[Cripps_orig]

Anyway back on topic

Handy got dumped

After how long?

Who was at fault?

Send the boys around to kick his ass?

[Marc Overmars]

Send the boys around to kick his ass?

Send who round, Letters?

lol

[Cripps_orig]

Send who round, Letters?

lol

Harsh on Letters tbh. The smallest are always the most dangerous

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Send who round, Letters?

lol
He's already for hire.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109243/Wanted-One-midget-kick-ex-girlfriend-shins-Is-bizarre-Gumtree-ad-ever.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

[Xhaka Can’t]

Sorry to hear that.

Men are ****s.

[Coney]

You haven't seen this then.

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?showtopic=20565


Fuck off

Don't let him get to you Handy,

Hope all is well. We all love you anyway. :mwah:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

You haven't seen this then.

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?showtopic=20565

:lol: I guess he decided to stay then.

Ps Soz Handy

[Letters]

He's already for hire.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109243/Wanted-One-midget-kick-ex-girlfriend-shins-Is-bizarre-Gumtree-ad-ever.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

:lol:

:p


He said: 'I clearly took it out because I want my ex-girlfriend to be kicked in the shins. Midget revenge is the only form of revenge that works these days.'

:haha:

[fakeyank]

:hug:

[hymppi]

Sad but true

Please send applications to fulfill unfulfilled position to Goonersweb on a postcard.
you always knew i'd wait here for you.
<3

[Elreactor]

You got dumped? Was he sent to the falklands, by any chance?

Everything will be fine, something similar happened to me last year and I´m recovering fairly well tbh

Did he like GW?

[Xhaka Can’t]

You got dumped? Was he sent to the falklands, by any chance?

Everything will be fine, something similar happened to me last year and I´m recovering fairly well tbh

Did he like GW?

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1575393/82263772.gif

Was it something like this?

[Elreactor]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1575393/82263772.gif

Was it something like this?

wtf!! :haha:

PS: well, sort of... :(

[MissHandbag]

Who knew I'd have the funniest thread of the week!

Well - few points:

Apparently I'm too skinny and pasty skinned to be attractive, I need to increase my alcohol intake also and stop moaning.

And I need to stop crying about Letters getting married and how I threw it all away...

[Flavs]

Apparently I'm too skinny and pasty skinned to be attractive, I need to increase my alcohol intake also and stop moaning.

He sounds a peach, i bet you are gutted

[Letters]

And I need to stop crying about Letters getting married and how I threw it all away...

You had your chance :cool:

[Harry]

LOL you get dumped and you advertise it on a internet forum, no wonder you got dumped!

[MissHandbag]

LOL you get dumped and you advertise it on a internet forum, no wonder you got dumped!

Guessing you're Mr Popular

[Harry]

Guessing you're Mr Popular

You must be real popular with your e-friends.

[Coney]

You must be real popular with your e-friends.

She is. Handy is the GW pin-up. :flash:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

She is. Handy is the GW pin-up. :flash:

:lol:

Handy :bow:

[Harry]

She is. Handy is the GW pin-up. :flash:

Trying to get browine points kudos lad.

[Coney]

Trying to get browine points kudos lad.

Don't need them. My natural charm melts them away. Well, in my dream last night anyway.

[Master Splinter]

What are browine points?

Is Harry Charlie's second cousin?

[Elreactor]

What are browine points?

Is Harry Charlie's second cousin?

For the way they treat each other, it´s obvious that Harry is no other than Handy´s ex, he just signed up to see what she does on here and couldn´t resist starting a new argument. See how he moans about her advertising her situation?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

What are browine points?

Is Harry Charlie's second cousin?

Feck off.

[Cripps_orig]

Feck off.First cousin then?

[Harry]

No thats muzzie style.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Who knew I'd have the funniest thread of the week!

Well - few points:

Apparently I'm too skinny and pasty skinned to be attractive, I need to increase my alcohol intake also and stop moaning.

And I need to stop crying about Letters getting married and how I threw it all away...

Nothing wrong with skinny girls

[Olivier's xmas twist]

First cousin then?

:lol:

Not to my Knowledge

[MissHandbag]

Nothing wrong with skinny girls

I just couldn't eat a whole one

[GP]

I just couldn't eat a whole one

I'd give it a go...

[Coney]

I'd give it a go...

Shave it first though, or it sticks in your teeth.

[Letters]

:sick: