What Job Did You Want To Do As A Kid??

[LDG]

I fuckin hate my job, and often wonder whether I could have done better with my life. I'm paid well, but I really can't stand it. So, what did you want to do for a job when you were younger, and where have you ended up??


5 Yrs Old: Tractor Driver :cool:

10 Yrs Old: Vet :handbags:

15 Yrs Old: Rock n Roll Star

20 + Yrs Old: Rock n Roll Star

Actual Job: Management Accountant :yawn:

[Flavs]

wanted to be a PE teacher through school while being sporty. Then realised i wasn't going to be a pro footballer so set my mind on a sports development officer for franchises then realised that was shit so have no ambition at all now as then there is less disappointment

:ilt:

[MissHandbag]

I wanted to be a nurse when I was 5 - My Dad was disgusted and told me I could be a doctor not a nurse (he was a clippie at the time, bloody cheek)
Wanted to be a popstar like a lot of kids... still do

[Marc Overmars]

I never really had an inkling of what I wanted to be as a kid, I guess I just felt as though school would last forever!

Maybe a doctor or something like that, a profession where I could help others.

[Letters]

I wanted to be a computer programmer.

Now I are one.


Rock.
And.
Roll.

:cool:

[GP]

I wanted to be a mod on a popular forum, but alas that dream was unattainable.

[Letters]

I wanted to be a mod on a popular forum too. Alas, I ended up here :(

[Coney]

5 Yrs Old: Train Driver

10 Yrs Old: Pilot

15 Yrs Old: Rock n Roll Star (snap)

20 + Yrs Old: Computer Specialist

Actual Job: Computer specialist

50+: Fuck the job, just give me a 100 million lottery win and lots of women with big tits.

[fakeyank]

5 years old: football player

10 years old: football player

15 years old: cricket player

20 years old: football player

21+ years old: Coach of a football team

Actual job: Business/IT Project Lead for Mobile Apps :arry:

[Alan B'stard]

I fuckin hate my job, and often wonder whether I could have done better with my life. I'm paid well, but I really can't stand it. So, what did you want to do for a job when you were younger, and where have you ended up??


5 Yrs Old: Tractor Driver :cool:

10 Yrs Old: Vet :handbags:

15 Yrs Old: Rock n Roll Star

20 + Yrs Old: Rock n Roll Star

Actual Job: Management Accountant :yawn:

why do I think you are a chef? hmm

[GP]

The only time he cooks is with a spoon and a lighter haha lol jk

[Alan B'stard]

The only time he cooks is with a spoon and a lighter haha lol jk

haha brutal

[Niall_Quinn]

5 Yrs Old: Layabout

10 Yrs Old: Layabout

15 Yrs Old: Chiropodist

20 + Yrs Old: Layabout

Actual Job: Unemployed

[Coney]

5 Yrs Old: Layabout

10 Yrs Old: Layabout

15 Yrs Old: Chiropodist

20 + Yrs Old: Layabout

Actual Job: Unemployed

I guess you peaked too soon.

[Niall_Quinn]

I guess you peaked too soon.

Just lost my focus.

[PGFC]

5 Yrs Old: Fighter Pilot

10 Yrs Old: Fighter Pilot

15 Yrs Old: Didn't Care

20 + Yrs Old: Still didn't care

Actual Job: security guard

[GP]

5 Yrs Old: I dunno... fraggle?

10 Yrs Old: Transformer

15 Yrs Old: Pokemon trainer

20 + Yrs Old: F1 Engineer

Actual Job: Anti-piracy specialist for a software company.

[LDG]

5 Yrs Old: Layabout

10 Yrs Old: Layabout

15 Yrs Old: Chiropodist

20 + Yrs Old: Layabout

Actual Job: Unemployed

What happened to Tesco :o

[Letters]

Actual Job: security guard

Attacking random people with forks doesn't make you a security guard :sulk:

[PGFC]

Attacking random people with forks doesn't make you a security guard :sulk:

Right you, out! I see you around here again you'll get a right forking to.

[Letters]

:run:

[Coney]

5 Yrs Old: I dunno... fraggle?

10 Yrs Old: Transformer

15 Yrs Old: Pokemon trainer

20 + Yrs Old: F1 Engineer

Actual Job: Anti-piracy specialist for a software company.

Interesting. I wanted to be an F1 engineer too when I was young.

http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1315

[LDG]

Guffaw.

[GP]

Interesting. I wanted to be an F1 engineer too when I was young.

http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1315

If only the wheel had been invented by then, eh?

[Coney]

If only the wheel had been invented by then, eh?

A popular misconception is that the wheel was the first great invention. It wasn't - it was the lever. And the wheel was useless until I someone invented the axel.

[Alan B'stard]

5 Yrs Old: baby seal clubber
10 Yrs Old: Divorce lawyer

15 Yrs Old: cosmetic surgeon

20 + Yrs Old: investment banker

[GP]

http://www.damnlol.com/i/b5357cfd6ce73492d0ffe112dbcdb83c.jpg

[Coney]

:lol:

[Arsenal Fan]

5 - professional footballer
10 - professional food taster
20 (current age) - professional food taster

Most likely actual job - taking over me old man's company

[Niall_Quinn]

What happened to Tesco :o

Failed the entrance exam.

[milla]

Stunt cock :coffee:

[GP]

Stunt cock :coffee:

Well it appears to be quite stunted, so well done.

[The Ogg Monster]

I went round burning other kids paper-rounds. It was a volunteer prospect really.

[swe_gooner]

I always wanted to be an actress... Now I'm going all out for the top job in News Corp lol

[The Wengerbabies]

LAPD cop

Martin Riggs was my hero.

Mel Gibson :bow: