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Flavs
14-05-2012, 01:53 PM
Think I have done this before but cant find it :unsure:

Anyway post your top 5's, anything but it must be 5 ffs! (Trilogies count as 3 and so on and no fucking greatest hits if you are doing albums)

Arsenal Goals

5. Vieira vs Newcastle long shot
4. Charlie George's fuck off and die header
3. Liam Brady's banana shot
2. Henry vs Liverpool...where he beats 3 or 4 players
1. Bergies Spineroony

Flavs
14-05-2012, 01:57 PM
biggest ****s in the premier league

5. John Terry
4. Wayne Rooney
3. Joey Barton
2. Sami Nasri
1. Gareth Bale

Flavs
14-05-2012, 02:02 PM
Films for me

5. Star Trek (JJ's version)
4. Dark City
3. Sucker Punch
2. The Matrix
1. V For Vendetta

Niall_Quinn
14-05-2012, 02:05 PM
Is that 5 as in best or a countdown to 1 which is best, or no real preference just listing 5 in which case why are you counting down or is it to add dramatic effect in which case I guess 1 must be the best unless you are supposed to look from bottom to top which isn't very conventional and if that's what your are trying to do then some people probably won't get it.

Flavs
14-05-2012, 02:07 PM
Moments of this season

5. RvP's goal against Liverscouse to win it!
4. Henry's goal vs Leeds
3. Songs dribble for the goal against Dortmund
2. Bac's header against Spurs to start the come back
1. RvP leaving Terry lying for the goal at SB

Flavs
14-05-2012, 02:08 PM
Is that 5 as in best or a countdown to 1 which is best, or no real preference just listing 5 in which case why are you counting down or is it to add dramatic effect in which case I guess 1 must be the best unless you are supposed to look from bottom to top which isn't very conventional and if that's what your are trying to do then some people probably won't get it.

yes 1 is better than 5

:rolleyes:

GP
14-05-2012, 02:11 PM
Episodes of Eastenders

5. When that bloke found out he was dying
4. When that bird went in the Vic
3. when that bird died
2. when someone said 'leave it aaht!'
1. when that bloke died.

the easter bunnie
14-05-2012, 02:15 PM
my favrite numbers between one and five1. - 52. - 23. - 14. - 35. - 4

Marc Overmars
14-05-2012, 02:17 PM
People I'm allowed to cheat on my missus with.

5. Rachel Riley
4. Holly Willoughby
3. Zooey Deschanel
2. Hayley McQueen
1. Bacary Sagna

Flavs
14-05-2012, 02:22 PM
1. Bacary Sagna

Horsecock :bow:

Marc Overmars
14-05-2012, 02:26 PM
Horsecock :bow:

:gp:

Flavs
14-05-2012, 02:30 PM
Players people always forget about when describing the awesomeness of Arsenal

5. Ray Parlour
4. Paul merson
3. Emmanuel Petit
2. Anders Limpar
1. Freddie!!

Flavs
14-05-2012, 02:32 PM
Players names I use to shout out when i scored:

5. Romario
4. Stoichkov
3. Hagi
2. Maradonna
1. BATISTUTA!!!!

MissHandbag
14-05-2012, 03:46 PM
Chenin blanc
Columbard
Viognier
Sauvignon
Water

GP
14-05-2012, 03:48 PM
5. Dave Dee
4. Dozy
3. Beaky
2. Mick
1. Tich

MissHandbag
14-05-2012, 03:54 PM
Players people always forget about when describing the awesomeness of Arsenal

5. Ray Parlour
4. Paul merson
3. Emmanuel Petit
2. Anders Limpar
1. Freddie!!

Ray Parlour's socks would be in my top 5

Master Splinter
14-05-2012, 04:06 PM
My top five greatest hits albums:

5) Lady In Red: The Very Best Of Chris De Burgh
4) Gems - The Very Best Of Michael Bolton
3) The Ultimate Collection - Daniel O' Donnell
2) The Very Best Of East Seventeen - East 17
1) The Whole Story - Cliff Richard

MissHandbag
14-05-2012, 04:34 PM
My top five greatest hits albums:

5) Lady In Red: The Very Best Of Chris De Burgh
4) Gems - The Very Best Of Michael Bolton
3) The Ultimate Collection - Daniel O' Donnell
2) The Very Best Of East Seventeen - East 17
1) The Whole Story - Cliff Richard

I knew Letters had a brother

Letters
14-05-2012, 04:39 PM
:p

Coney
14-05-2012, 07:14 PM
Chenin blanc
Columbard
Viognier
Sauvignon
Water

Weird - I was thinking....

St Emillion 1er Cru,
Chateau Neuf du Pape
Merlot
Bruilly
Old Spot

Coney
14-05-2012, 07:16 PM
I knew Letters had a brother

I think that's a tall story.

Niall_Quinn
14-05-2012, 08:41 PM
Okay, another numbering inquiry - or lack of it. Why are some people doing lists without the numbers? And what order are those unnumbered lists supposed to be in? Is it top to bottom, bottom to top or does it vary depending on the individual list - in which case are we supposed to guess which is top or bottom? Should we have a rule that says numbers must be used and preferably used in the same way as the original posting? Does somebody want to put a poll up for this, or at least start a separate thread to discuss the merits of such a poll?

PGFC
14-05-2012, 09:10 PM
1 - Favourite Books
2 - Favourite Films
3 - Favourite Cereals
4 - Favourite Goals
5 - Favourite Top 5s

Syn
14-05-2012, 09:31 PM
Top 5 mavericks on a football pitch (non-retired):
1. Kevin Davies
2. Scott Parker
3. Rory Delap
4. Clint Dempsey
5. John Terry


Top 5 temperatures in May 2012 so far (average daily):
1. 14.7
2. 14.1
3. 13.8
4. 13.2
5. 12.6


Top 5 emoticons:
1. :arry:
2. :rolleyes:
3. :cloud9:
4. :blink:
5. :haha:

Syn
14-05-2012, 09:35 PM
Top 5 mavericks on a cricket field:
1. F. Flintoff
2. M. Beven
3. MS. Dhoni
4. BC. Lara
5. L. Klusener

Flavs
15-05-2012, 08:24 AM
Top 5 songs to cheer me up and stop me going on a killing spree

5. Hard to Handle - Otis Reading
4. Lets dance - David Bowie
3. Just one dance (the acoustic version) - Caro Emerald
2. Inside out (the live version) - Imelda may
1. Pencil full of lead - Paolo Nutini

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2012, 09:57 AM
Ridiculous thread, numbering is all over the place.

Flavs
15-05-2012, 10:03 AM
Posters

5. Maccy
4. Syn
3. GP
2. Sub
1. RKane

Letters
15-05-2012, 10:27 AM
Posters

5. Maccy
4. Syn
3. GP
2. Sub
1. RKane
:(

GP
15-05-2012, 10:29 AM
It's hard to argue with that, tbh.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2012, 10:36 AM
Top 5 times of the day:

5: 12:45 pm
4: 9:00 am
3: 8:30 pm
2: 11:58 pm
1: 4:59 pm

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2012, 10:57 AM
:(

Obviously a WUM because Mr Singh is not on there.

Xhaka Can’t
15-05-2012, 10:58 AM
It's hard to argue with that, tbh.

I spit on your bronze medal.

Xhaka Can’t
15-05-2012, 10:59 AM
Top 5 times of the day:

5: 12:45 pm
4: 9:00 am
3: 8:30 pm
2: 11:58 pm
1: 4:59 pm

Nobody here believes you like 9:00 am.

LDG
15-05-2012, 11:05 AM
Top 5 Fives

5 - Five
4 - 17:00
3 - 5
2 - £5
1 - £5M

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2012, 11:17 AM
Nobody here believes you like 9:00 am.

It's Honey Loops time tbf.

isv
15-05-2012, 11:19 AM
top 5 sexual positions

5. missionary
4. 69
3. reverse cowgirl
2. cowgirl
1. Doggie Style :whacky:

Marc Overmars
15-05-2012, 11:29 AM
Top 5 things from the 90's.

5. Pokemon Cards
4. Big Break
3. Fresh Prince of Bel Air
2. Euro 96
1. Pogs

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2012, 11:30 AM
Top 5 numbers

5. 1
4. 2
3. 3
2. 4
1. 5

Cripps_orig
15-05-2012, 11:30 AM
Top 5 cartoons

5 - Gummi Bears
4 - X Men
3 - Dungeons and Dragons
2 - Thundercats
1 - Transformers

the easter bunnie
15-05-2012, 11:37 AM
I like good songs - but not rap as there are too many bad swears. these are my favourite five five bands1. Five star2. Dave Clark Five3. Maroon 5 4. 5ive5. I have to leave this one blank as mummy has stopped me playing the Jackson 5 as Michael did bad things with his tinkler.

Cripps_orig
15-05-2012, 11:42 AM
Best 5 trilogies

5 - Terminator
4 - Godfather
3 - Back to the future
2 - LOTR
1 - Star Wars (Original)

Syn
15-05-2012, 01:09 PM
Top 5 Letterisms:

1. Some kind of bumbling idiot
2. Hmm
3. We’ll see
4. I do love the pomp and the ceremony
5. Oh balls

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2012, 01:17 PM
How didn't 'buying a degree off the internet' make the cut?

Xhaka Can’t
15-05-2012, 01:18 PM
Top 5 consonants in GW.

5. W
4. B
3. N
2. R
1. G

Syn
15-05-2012, 01:19 PM
How didn't 'buying a degree off the internet' make the cut?

Oh yeah that's a goodun. I went with quantity rather than quality.

Marc Overmars
15-05-2012, 01:32 PM
Top 5 GWisms.

5. Old Boys
4. Are you new here?
3. Pub Team
2. GHEL
1. Your Face

I was going to do Charlieisms as well but only Wenget and Segrio Opposite sprung to mind.

Letters
15-05-2012, 01:39 PM
Top 5 ex-GW totty:


5 Miss Lovely.
4 ArsenalBandit
3 Mistress de Reyes
2 Arsenal Royal
1 Mrs 4th

Cripps_orig
15-05-2012, 01:40 PM
Top 5 GWisms.

5. Old Boys
4. Are you new here?
3. Pub Team
2. GHEL
1. Your Face

I was going to do Charlieisms as well but only Wenget and Segrio Opposite sprung to mind.I have 2 entries in that :bow:

Cripps_orig
15-05-2012, 01:40 PM
Top 5 ex-GW totty:


5 Miss Lovely.
4 ArsenalBandit
3 Mistress de Reyes
2 Arsenal Royal
1 Mrs 4thDisgraceful how CK is treated on here

Japan Shaking All Over
15-05-2012, 01:41 PM
Top 5 condiments to put on your pompodoms

5) mango chutney. . .bit sweet
4) sliced onion. . .bit crunchy
3) yogurt kind of sauce. . .bit minty
2) lime chutney. . .bit hot
1) all of the above. . .bit. . . ? who gives a toss, great wiith beer

Japan Shaking All Over
15-05-2012, 01:45 PM
Top 5 ex-GW totty:


5 Miss Lovely.
4 ArsenalBandit
3 Mistress de Reyes
2 Arsenal Royal
1 Mrs 4th

Pics?

Letters
15-05-2012, 01:54 PM
Pics?
They all posted pics on the old place.


AR's sister :bow:

PGFC
15-05-2012, 01:56 PM
Top 5 GW spats*
1 - Flavs & ILT
2 - MROS & Everiyone
3 - Ach & GP
4 - Letters & Coney
5 - LMG & Marc

*maybe spurious/made up and not at all accurate, meh, bite me.

GP
15-05-2012, 01:57 PM
Damn, another bronze.

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:02 PM
Damn, another bronze.

TBF your calling ILT out about his "death" was the best.


he's also fat (and dead)

LDG
15-05-2012, 02:05 PM
Best 3rd place's

5 - GP
4 - GP
3 - GP
2 - GP
1 - Arsenal

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:06 PM
Best 3rd place's

5 - GP
4 - GP
3 - GP
2 - GP
1 - Arsenal

Surely second should have been Linford Christie and then GP would have been 3rd at best again?

GP
15-05-2012, 02:08 PM
TBF your calling ILT out about his "death" was the best.


he's also fat (and dead)

ILT :lol:

I remember them

Letters
15-05-2012, 02:09 PM
Top 5 GW posters you wouldn't want to meet in a darkened alley

5 ILT
4 Cripps
3 Maori
2 Falvs
1 PGFC

PGFC
15-05-2012, 02:12 PM
:(

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:13 PM
Top 5 GW posters you wouldn't want to meet

5 ILT
4 Cripps
3 Maori
2.Letters
1 PGFC

FYP

PGFC
15-05-2012, 02:16 PM
:crying:

so cruel :sulk:

Letters
15-05-2012, 02:23 PM
Top 5 working days:

5) Tuesday
4) Monday
3) Wednesday
2) Thursday
1) Friday

LDG
15-05-2012, 02:27 PM
Top 5 diseases

5 - Cancer
4 - AIDS
3 - GP's Face
2 - Ebola
1 - ZD

Marc Overmars
15-05-2012, 02:27 PM
Top 5 chocolate bars:

5. Boost
4. Wispa
3. Dairy Milk
2. Mars
1. Snickers

Letters
15-05-2012, 02:30 PM
Top 5 numbers

5) 2
4) i (square root of -1)
3) G (gravitational constant)
2) e
1) pi

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:32 PM
Top 5 numbers

5) 2
4) i (square root of -1)
3) G (gravitational constant)
2) e
1) pi

Yeah you fat boys love Pi

Marc Overmars
15-05-2012, 02:32 PM
Top 5 meats:

5. Pork
4. Beef
3. Duck
2. Lamb
1. Chicken

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:32 PM
Top 5 chocolate bars:

5. Boost
4. Wispa
3. Dairy Milk
2. Mars
1. Snickers

I "literally" couldn't disagree more

Syn
15-05-2012, 02:34 PM
Top 5 numbers

5) 2
4) i (square root of -1)
3) G (gravitational constant)
2) e
1) pi

5318008 was robbed.

Marc Overmars
15-05-2012, 02:34 PM
I "literally" couldn't disagree more

What can I say? I like nuts.

LDG
15-05-2012, 02:36 PM
5318008 was robbed.

Breasts :bow:

Letters
15-05-2012, 02:36 PM
5318008 was robbed.:haha:

The 1980s :bow:

GP
15-05-2012, 02:37 PM
Top 5 diseases

5 - Cancer
4 - AIDS
3 - GP's Face
2 - Ebola
1 - ZD

It's not a disease, it's a defect :angry:

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:38 PM
My top 5 all time famous tottie

5. Emma Noble
4. Angelina Jolie in gone in 60 seconds
3. Amy Adams
2. Sherilynn Fenn in twin peaks
1. Jolene Blalock

Marc Overmars
15-05-2012, 02:38 PM
Top 5 crisp flavours:

5. Prawn Cocktail
4. Thai Sweet Chilli
3. Salt and Vinegar (Kettle Chips)
2. Picked Onion (Monster Munch)
1. Cheese & Onion

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:39 PM
What can I say? I like nuts.


You take after your mum

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:40 PM
2 - Ebola

Ivorian right backs :bow:

Marc Overmars
15-05-2012, 02:40 PM
You take after your mum

:haha:

I lol'd.

GP
15-05-2012, 02:41 PM
Top 5 threads

5. Things to do in London
4. ILTs 'death'
3. HWVs pizza party
2. Cripps' attention seeking 'leaving' thread
1. This one.

LDG
15-05-2012, 02:44 PM
Top 5 threads

5. Things to do in London
4. ILTs 'death'
3. HWVs pizza party
2. Cripps' attention seeking 'leaving' thread
1. This one.

"Stop Dreaming About Me!" & "What Do you Think We Look Like" have to be up there too.....

There have been no real classics on the new board :(

Marc Overmars
15-05-2012, 02:44 PM
2. Cripps' attention seeking 'leaving' thread


:faint:

You mentioned him by name.

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:44 PM
"Stop Dreaming About Me!" & "What Do you Think We Look Like" have to be up there too.....

There have been no real classics on the new board :(

The confessions thread :bow:

GP
15-05-2012, 02:45 PM
:faint:

You mentioned him by name.

Who?

Marc Overmars
15-05-2012, 02:45 PM
"Stop Dreaming About Me!" & "What Do you Think We Look Like" have to be up there too.....

There have been no real classics on the new board :(

This board has no soul.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2012, 02:45 PM
Top five letter combinations on a keyboard:

5) R and E
4) O and P
3) A and S
2) O and I
1) J and K

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:53 PM
Top five modern TV programmes for me

5. Fringe
4. Boardwalk empire
3. 24
2. Game of thrones
1. Lost

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:56 PM
Top 5 films i have got the giggles to


5. The longest yard
4. Scary Movie 3
3. Hot Shots part Deaux
2. The naked gun
1. Blazing Saddles

GP
15-05-2012, 02:57 PM
Actual top 5 TV programmes

5. Breaking Bad
4. Parks and Recreation
3. The Walking Dead
2. Community
1. Game of Thrones

Flavs
15-05-2012, 02:58 PM
Actual top 5 TV programmes

5. Breaking Bad
4. Parks and Recreation
3. The Walking Dead
2. Community
1. Game of Thrones

Walking dead would have made mine but they so laboured the bit at the farm in the second series it just missed out

GP
15-05-2012, 03:01 PM
The farm part is much more brief in the books. They move on quite quickly.

fakeyank
15-05-2012, 05:13 PM
Posters

5. Maccy
4. Syn
3. GP
2. Sub
1. FakeYank

:gp:

fakeyank
15-05-2012, 05:14 PM
Top 5 threads

5. Things to do in London
4. ILTs 'death'
3. HWVs pizza party
2. Cripps' attention seeking 'leaving' thread
1. This one.

If the body building thread is not included, then its not a proper countdown.

Coney
15-05-2012, 06:48 PM
Top 5 GW spats*
1 - Flavs & ILT
2 - MROS & Everiyone
3 - Ach & GP
4 - Letters & Coney
5 - LMG & Marc

*maybe spurious/made up and not at all accurate, meh, bite me.

Well, he started it. :upset:

Master Splinter
15-05-2012, 08:07 PM
Top 5 cartoons

5 - Gummi Bears
4 - X Men
3 - Dungeons and Dragons
2 - Thundercats
1 - Transformers

Decent.

Apart from number 1.

Which I never really watched tbf.

Replace it with Turtles/Prince Valiant/He-Man/Shearer/Chip 'n' Dale/Gargoyles/Scooby-Doo/Wacky Races/Bananaman.

Master Splinter
15-05-2012, 08:08 PM
Top 5 chocolate bars:

5. Boost
4. Wispa
3. Dairy Milk
2. Mars
1. Snickers

MO :lol:.

Alwful face.

Alwful taste.

Alwful mum.

Wispa is the only non-pub-teamer there.

GP
15-05-2012, 08:09 PM
Transformers was shit, tbh.

It was nothing more than an advert for a shit toy.

And the movies were even worse.

Cripps_orig
15-05-2012, 08:12 PM
Decent.

Apart from number 1.

Which I never really watched tbf.

Replace it with Turtles/Prince Valiant/He-Man/Shearer/Chip 'n' Dale/Gargoyles/Scooby-Doo/Wacky Races/Bananaman.

All very good choices and i had to think very hard between TMNT and X men. Other worthy choices were Centurions and Visionaries.

Master Splinter
15-05-2012, 08:14 PM
Top five Joker aliases:

5) JoshGooner
4) Fakeyank
3) GP
2) Diaby-Fan
1) Mr.Singh

Coney
15-05-2012, 09:53 PM
If the body building thread is not included, then its not a proper countdown.

No - this one...

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?showtopic=16191

Flavs
16-05-2012, 07:33 AM
Centurions and Visionaries.

:bow:

Hump
16-05-2012, 08:23 AM
Top Five Nozzaisms 5. Oi, geezer4. Stick the kettle on love, milk and two sugars3. You’ll need to stick your tooth brush up your arse to clean your teeth2. Oi, swede tart1. …

LDG
16-05-2012, 08:43 AM
Nozza :rose:

Letters
16-05-2012, 08:45 AM
5) Scary
4) Posh
3) Sporty
2) Ginger
1) Baby

Letters
16-05-2012, 08:47 AM
5) 1988/9
4) 2001/2
3) 1997/8
2) 2003/4
1) 1992/3 :bow:

Flavs
16-05-2012, 09:00 AM
5 Best/Sutcliffe
4 McCartney
3 Starr
2 Harrison
1 Lennon

LDG
16-05-2012, 09:04 AM
5) Scary
4) Posh
3) Sporty
2) Ginger
1) Baby

Racist.

GP
16-05-2012, 09:05 AM
5. Charizard
4. Squirtle
3. Diglet
2. Pikachu
1. Meowth

Flavs
16-05-2012, 09:10 AM
5 LaToya
4 Jermain
3 Colin
2 Janet
1 Michael

Flavs
16-05-2012, 09:12 AM
5 Donnatello
4 Michaelangelo
3 Leonardo
2 Touche
1 Rafael

GP
16-05-2012, 09:15 AM
5. Gary Glitter
4. John Wayne Gacy
3. *****
2. Jerry Lee Lewis
1. Michael Jackson

Flavs
16-05-2012, 09:22 AM
3. *****


:unsure:

GP
16-05-2012, 09:31 AM
5. Family Guy
4. American Dad
3. Bob's Burgers
2. Futurama
1. The Simpsons

GP
16-05-2012, 09:35 AM
5. Hakkinen
4. Stewart
3. Fangio
2. Clark
1. Senna

Letters
16-05-2012, 09:53 AM
5. Zippy
4. George
3. Bungle
2. Geoffrey
1. Jane

LDG
16-05-2012, 09:58 AM
:unsure:

*****

Flavs
16-05-2012, 09:59 AM
Did you "Rod" Jane and freddy?

Still makes me laugh

LDG
16-05-2012, 10:01 AM
5. Rain
4. Cold & Crisp
3. Thunder
2. Snow
1. Sun

Letters
16-05-2012, 10:01 AM
5 Laika
4 Shep
3 The Littlest Hobo
2 Lassie
1 Pudsey

Flavs
16-05-2012, 10:05 AM
Superhero comic book conversions

5 Iron Man
4 Batman (Keaton)
3 HellBoy
2 Blade
1 The Crow

Letters
16-05-2012, 10:05 AM
5 Ian Brady
4 Myra Hindley
3 Peter Sutcliffe
2 Anders Breivik
1 Fred West

LDG
16-05-2012, 10:06 AM
5. Segrio Opposite
4. Charlie's Cousin
3. Awlsome
2. Bold
1. Joker Baiting

Letters
16-05-2012, 10:10 AM
5 The Magnificent Seven
4 Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
3 Seven Pounds
2 Snow White And The Seven Dwarves
1 Se7en

Flavs
16-05-2012, 10:14 AM
5 H
4 Lee
3 Lisa
2 Clare
1 Fay

Letters
16-05-2012, 10:25 AM
5 McIntyre
4 Ramone
3 from Friends
2 Barton
1 Deacon

GP
16-05-2012, 10:29 AM
5. Dr. Pepper
4. Fanta
3. Rubicon
2. Coca Cola
1. Cherry Coke

LDG
16-05-2012, 10:30 AM
:ilt:

GP
16-05-2012, 10:40 AM
5. Gunshot
4. Hanging
3. Overdose
2. Jump in front of a train
1. Autoerotic asphyxiation

Letters
16-05-2012, 10:41 AM
5 Vista
4 95
3 XP
2 7
1 3.1

PGFC
16-05-2012, 10:44 AM
1 - Newton
2 - Einstein
3 - Maxwell
4 - Bohr
5 - Feynman

Letters
16-05-2012, 10:46 AM
5 Rioch
4 Graham
3 Mee
2 Chapman
1 Wenger

PGFC
16-05-2012, 10:49 AM
1 - Spawn Campers
2 - Team Kills
3 - Quick Scopers
4 - Noobs
5 - Rage Quitters

GP
16-05-2012, 10:49 AM
5. Blair
4. Churchill
3. Thatcher
2. Lord Palmerston
1. Pitt the Elder

Flavs
16-05-2012, 10:53 AM
1 - Spawn Campers
2 - Team Kills
3 - Quick Scopers
4 - Noobs
5 - Rage Quitters

I dont get this one?

Letters
16-05-2012, 10:53 AM
5 Football Manager
4 Chuckie Egg
3 Jet Set Willy
2 Jet Pac
1 Manic Miner

GP
16-05-2012, 10:55 AM
5. Atari ST
4. Amstrad CPC464
3. ZX Spectrum +2
2. Commodore 64
1. Amiga 500

LDG
16-05-2012, 10:56 AM
5. Dead
4. Deceased
3. No More
2. Kicked The Bucket
1. Pining for the fjords

Letters
16-05-2012, 10:56 AM
5. Atari ST
4. Amstrad CPC464
3. ZX Spectrum +2
2. Commodore 64
1. Amiga 500
You are dead to me.

PGFC
16-05-2012, 10:57 AM
1 - Spitfire
2 - Lancaster
3 - Concorde
4 - Vulcan
5 - F-15e

GP
16-05-2012, 10:57 AM
10 print 'Letters is stupid'
20 goto 10

Letters
16-05-2012, 10:59 AM
5 Episode II
4 Episode III
3 Return Of The Jedi
2 The Empire Strikes Back
1 A New Hope

PGFC
16-05-2012, 11:00 AM
1 - Spawn Campers
2 - Team Kills
3 - Quick Scopers
4 - Noobs
5 - Rage Quitters

I dont get this one?

Not an online gamer then Flavs?

Letters
16-05-2012, 11:01 AM
5 Rocky Balboa
4 Rocky III
3 Rocky IV
2 Rocky I
1 Rocky II

Flavs
16-05-2012, 11:02 AM
5 1969
4 1984
3 1664
2 1812
1 1066

GP
16-05-2012, 11:03 AM
5 Episode II
4 Episode III
3 Return Of The Jedi
2 The Empire Strikes Back
1 A New Hope

Episode 2 is the worst of the lot. Episode 1 is better, despite Jar Jar.

Flavs
16-05-2012, 11:03 AM
Not an online gamer then Flavs?

erm no

Letters
16-05-2012, 11:03 AM
Episode 2 is the worst of the lot. Episode 1 is better, despite Jar Jar.
STOP BEING WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU ****!

Flavs
16-05-2012, 11:05 AM
Episode 3 is the worst of the lot. Episode 1 and 2 are better, despite Jar Jar.

FYP

LDG
16-05-2012, 11:08 AM
STOP BEING WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU ****!

:haha:

Flavs
16-05-2012, 11:10 AM
5 Patronising Letters
4 Slightly Racist Letters
3 Religious Letters
2 Funny letters
1 Angry Letters

Hump
16-05-2012, 11:18 AM
Funny Letters is merely an urban myth - ****struck love sick puupy letters does though

Flavs
16-05-2012, 11:22 AM
5 - Brown
4 - Blonde
3 - Auburn
2 - Black
1 - Red

Niall_Quinn
16-05-2012, 11:34 AM
5 - Brown
4 - Blonde
3 - Auburn
2 - Black
1 - Red

You missed out shaven.

Flavs
16-05-2012, 11:40 AM
5 Jordan Rhodes goal last night was his 40th this season
4 Kevin Poole finally retired after 31 years as a player
3 Juventus went the season unbeaten
2 Joey Barton is a ****
1 Largely unknown Pub team Montpellier Herault are 99.9% certain to win the french league over multi-billionaires PSG

Flavs
16-05-2012, 11:41 AM
You missed out shaven.

I don't dig bald bitches

Coney
16-05-2012, 11:55 AM
1 - Spitfire
2 - Lancaster
3 - Concorde
4 - Vulcan
5 - F-15e

Fuck the F-15 - American crap. Replace it with a Mosquito and I'd just be arguing about the order.
1 - De Haviland Mosquito - if it looks right, it probably is. :good:
2 - Spitfire
3 - Lancaster
4 - Vulcan
5 - Concorde

Coney
16-05-2012, 11:56 AM
1 - Newton
2 - Einstein
3 - Maxwell
4 - Bohr
5 - Feynman

Now I am getting worried about how much I agree with you.

Coney
16-05-2012, 11:58 AM
1. Pugh
2. Pugh
3. Barney McGrew
4. Cuthbert
5. Dibble.

(Grub just didn't make the grade).

LDG
16-05-2012, 12:04 PM
:ilt:

Flavs
16-05-2012, 12:05 PM
1. Pugh
2. Pugh
3. Barney McGrew
4. Cuthbert
5. Dibble.

(Grub just didn't make the grade).

Chippy Minton and Windy Miller don't like this

Flavs
16-05-2012, 12:06 PM
5 Holly
4 Rimmer
3 Kryten
2 The Cat
1 Lister

PGFC
16-05-2012, 12:10 PM
Fuck the F-15 - American crap. Replace it with a Mosquito and I'd just be arguing about the order.
1 - De Haviland Mosquito - if it looks right, it probably is. :good:
2 - Spitfire
3 - Lancaster
4 - Vulcan
5 - Concorde

:sulk: it was based purely on how evocative the noise of their engines are/were.

Letters
16-05-2012, 12:10 PM
5 May
4 Cant
3 Cox
2 Wilson
1 Clough

the easter bunnie
16-05-2012, 12:20 PM
5 Cinq4 Funf 3 Cinco2 Cinque1 Öt

PGFC
16-05-2012, 12:35 PM
1 - A newly creosoted fence
2 - Freshly-mown grass
3 - toast, slightly burning
4 - Night-scented stocks
5 - Chip shop wafted on a warm summer breeze.

GP
16-05-2012, 12:39 PM
5. Enterprise
4. Deep Space Nine
3. TOS
2. Voyager
1. The Next Generation

Syn
16-05-2012, 12:42 PM
5. Wimbledon
4. Olympics
3. Cricket World Cup
2. Football World Cup
1. European Championships

Flavs
16-05-2012, 12:43 PM
5. Uhura
4. Dax
3. Crusher
2. 7 of 9
1 T'pal

Letters
16-05-2012, 01:01 PM
5 BRB
4 FTW
3 OMG
2 WTF
1 LOL

Cripps_orig
16-05-2012, 01:03 PM
5 - :blink:
4 - :dance:
3 - :coffee:
2 - :pal:
1 - :rolleyes:

Letters
16-05-2012, 01:04 PM
5 I'm in charge
4 You get nothing for a pair...
3 Good game, Good game.
2 Didn't they do well?
1 Nice to see you, to see you...

Letters
16-05-2012, 01:05 PM
5 Thanks, Me
4 4
3 Inept
2 Crying
1 Uhuh

LDG
16-05-2012, 01:26 PM
Please stop now :(

Shaqiri Is Boss
16-05-2012, 01:32 PM
Top 5 Worst England Picks

5. Jones
4. Barry
3. Welbeck
2. Terry
1. Downing

Coney
16-05-2012, 02:09 PM
:sulk: it was based purely on how evocative the noise of their engines are/were.

The Mosquito had twin Merlins. :good:

GP
16-05-2012, 02:19 PM
5. Digestive
4. Hob-Nob
3. Jammy Dodger
2. Chocolate Chip
1. Oreo

LDG
16-05-2012, 02:25 PM
:angry:

Letters
16-05-2012, 02:25 PM
The Mosquito had twin Merlins. :good:

5 Merlin
4 Rincewind
3 Harry Potter
2 Gandalf
1 Of Oz

the easter bunnie
16-05-2012, 02:28 PM
the lanchester bummer had for merlins

Marc Overmars
16-05-2012, 02:30 PM
5. Letters
4. Jofnn
3. Kaiser
2. Jimmy Valmer
1. Maccy

Flavs
16-05-2012, 02:33 PM
5 Merlin
4 Rincewind
3 Harry Potter
2 Gandalf
1 Of Oz

:lol:

PGFC
16-05-2012, 03:03 PM
The Mosquito had twin Merlins. :good:

I'm sure if I'd been alive when they last flew ever seen one flying I'd agree.

Niall_Quinn
16-05-2012, 03:45 PM
5. Barnes
4. Arry
3. Martinez
2. Jean-Marie Le Pen
1. Sidney Poitier

Coney
16-05-2012, 06:33 PM
I'm sure if I'd been alive when they last flew ever seen one flying I'd agree.


633 Squadron?

Master Splinter
17-05-2012, 08:51 PM
Top five non-Arsenal fans on GW:

5) StamfordBrdige
4) Ashburton2006
3) Suarez Is Boss
2) Rors
1) Joker/Josh/Diaby-fan/GP/MS/Chlarlie/N_Q/Letters

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2012, 09:10 PM
http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/nasri-gals.jpg

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
17-05-2012, 09:35 PM
5. salt and vinegar
4. prawn cocktail
3. ready salted
2. cheese and onion
1. smoky bacon

Ollie the Optimist
17-05-2012, 11:46 PM
5 tennis
4 rugby
3 F1
2 cricket
1 football

Japan Shaking All Over
18-05-2012, 02:04 AM
Top five non-Arsenal fans on GW:

5) StamfordBrdige
4) Ashburton2006
3) Suarez Is Boss
2) Rors
1) Joker/Josh/Diaby-fan/GP/MS/Chlarlie/N_Q/Letters

Had this in mind myself; but for me rather than fans like ? is Boss or Rors, the word infiltrators seemed more apt;

5) hobsons choice - severe smell of spud when hes around
4) Ashburton 2006 - how long will the self denial go on for?
3) GP - because he seems to finish third in every other list
4) Joker - ipod playlist comprises soley of Blue Moon and Oasis's greatest hits
1) Letters - no true fan would treat us the way he does

isv
18-05-2012, 07:11 AM
5.Holly Wood
4.Holly Hunter
3.Holly Vallance
2.Holly and the Ivy
1.Holly Willabooby

Xhaka Can’t
18-05-2012, 07:27 AM
Had this in mind myself; but for me rather than fans like ? is Boss or Rors, the word infiltrators seemed more apt;

5) hobsons choice - severe smell of spud when hes around
4) Ashburton 2006 - how long will the self denial go on for?
3) GP - because he seems to finish third in every other list
4) Joker - ipod playlist comprises soley of Blue Moon and Oasis's greatest hits
1) Letters - no true fan would treat us the way he does

:lol: He's not even the best loser.

Flavs
18-05-2012, 07:30 AM
5. salt and vinegar
4. prawn cocktail
3. ready salted
2. cheese and onion
1. smoky bacon

Fail

GP
18-05-2012, 08:18 AM
5 tennis
4 rugby
3 F1
2 cricket
1 football

No.

5. Dwarf Chucking
4. Hot Oil Wrestling
3. Foxy Boxing
2. Football
1. F1

Letters
18-05-2012, 08:33 AM
5 Freaky ...
4 ... The Thirteenth
3 ... Im In Love
2 TGI ...
1 Gotta Get Down On ...

GP
18-05-2012, 08:39 AM
5. Colossus
4. Nemesis Inferno
3. Stealth
2. Saw
1. Swarm - New for 2012

Book now to avoid disappointment.

Marc Overmars
18-05-2012, 08:50 AM
American Cities

5. LA
4. Chicago
3. Orlando
2. Vegas
1. NYC

GP
18-05-2012, 08:54 AM
American Cities

5. LA
4. Chicago
3. Orlando
2. Vegas
1. NYC

Pfft, you've obviously never been to Portland, Oregon.

:ilt:

Flavs
18-05-2012, 08:55 AM
American Cities

5. LA
4. Chicago
3. Orlando
2. Vegas
1. NYC

Anyone who doesn't include Washington DC in a top five wants raping to death tbf

Marc Overmars
18-05-2012, 08:56 AM
Anyone who doesn't include Washington DC in a top five wants raping to death tbf

Only included the 5 I've visited bruv.

Marc Overmars
18-05-2012, 09:04 AM
English Cities

5. Portsmouth
4. Leeds
3. Newcastle
2. Liverpool
1. London

Flavs
18-05-2012, 09:08 AM
Only included the 5 I've visited bruv.

Rape for you then sweetie

Alan B'stard
18-05-2012, 11:30 AM
Films for me

5. Star Trek (JJ's version)
4. Dark City
3. Sucker Punch
2. The Matrix
1. V For Vendetta

suckerpunch? seriously?

GP
18-05-2012, 12:32 PM
suckerpunch? seriously?

Good film, that.

Not top 5, obviously...

Syn
18-05-2012, 12:34 PM
English Cities

5. Portsmouth
4. Leeds
3. Newcastle
2. Liverpool
1. London

Portsmouth :bow:

Marc Overmars
18-05-2012, 01:25 PM
Portsmouth :bow:

Cracking night out tbf.

Flavs
18-05-2012, 01:27 PM
suckerpunch? seriously?

Well i didnt just put it in their to get a reaction, I am not Cripps or Syn ffs

WithAnR
18-05-2012, 05:43 PM
5. Twirl
4. Yorkie [Raisin & Biscuit]
3. Star bar
2. Double Decker
1. Boost

5. Solo
4. Grated
3. Sauce
2. Sandwich
1. On Toast

5. Bubblesort
4. Double Linked Lists
3. Backus-Naur Form
2. Fuzzy Logic
1. Reverse Polish

Flavs
23-05-2012, 02:52 PM
5. Bubblesort
4. Double Linked Lists
3. Backus-Naur Form
2. Fuzzy Logic
1. Reverse Polish

Nope dont get that

Letters
23-05-2012, 02:55 PM
5. Bubblesort
4. Double Linked Lists
3. Backus-Naur Form
2. Fuzzy Logic
1. Reverse Polish
:angry: Quicksort ftw

Recursion :bow:

Flavs
23-05-2012, 02:57 PM
:angry: Quicksort ftw

Recursion :bow:

What the fuck is Quicksort?

GP
23-05-2012, 03:00 PM
What the fuck is Quicksort?

You've had sex with a woman, so you wouldn't understand.

Niall_Quinn
23-05-2012, 03:03 PM
What the fuck is Quicksort?

It's a sorting algorithm that works by recursively splitting unsorted information into smaller and smaller segments, sorting those segments and then reassembling the data set. But this isn't the real question.

The real question is why the hugely inefficient bubblesort was included in the list! A disgrace tbh.

Niall_Quinn
23-05-2012, 03:04 PM
You've had sex with a woman, so you wouldn't understand.

You could have easily explained it but chose not to :sulk:

Letters
23-05-2012, 06:31 PM
The real question is why the hugely inefficient bubblesort was included in the list! A disgrace tbh.
:gp:

As any idiot knows the bubblesort algorithm has a cost of n squared where as Quicksort only has a cost of n log n.

Quicksort :bow:

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
23-05-2012, 11:18 PM
5. sporty
4. scary
3. ginger
2. baby
1. posh

Master Splinter
25-05-2012, 03:39 AM
5) Robbie
4) Gary
3) Mark
2) Jason
1) Howard

Master Splinter
25-05-2012, 03:49 AM
John Wayne films:

5) She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
4) The Searchers
3) True Grit
2) Rio Bravo
1) The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

Coney
25-05-2012, 12:21 PM
5. Apollo 17
4. Apollo 9
3. Apollo 12
2. Apollo 11
1. Apollo 8

Coney
25-05-2012, 12:25 PM
5. Keira Knightley
4. Kate Winslet
3. Angelina Jolie
2. Jeri Ryan
1. Dolly Parton

GP
25-05-2012, 12:26 PM
5. Princess Di Murder
4. Roswell landing
3. JFK assassination
2. Obama Birth certificate
1. Moon Landing

Syn
25-05-2012, 12:29 PM
:lol:

Niall_Quinn
25-05-2012, 12:30 PM
5. Princess Di Murder
4. Roswell landing
3. JFK assassination
2. Obama Birth certificate
1. Moon Landing

You missed out Ramsey being picked ahead of Ox.

GP
25-05-2012, 12:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAINTHZe3oM

Boobs :bow:

Japan Shaking All Over
25-05-2012, 01:16 PM
5. Princess Di Murder
4. Roswell landing
3. JFK assassination
2. Ofemi Martins Birth certificate
1. Moon Landing

Corrected.

GP
25-05-2012, 01:19 PM
Corrected.

I don't see any differnece... :shrug:

Niall_Quinn
25-05-2012, 02:47 PM
I don't see any differnece... :shrug:

They all look the same to me - those moon landings.

Coney
25-05-2012, 03:14 PM
So wrong. :sulk:

Japan Shaking All Over
27-05-2012, 04:09 PM
I don't see any differnece... :shrug:

#2 (was funny at the time. . .)

GP
27-05-2012, 04:13 PM
#2 (was funny at the time. . .)

No, I mean...

never mind...

Master Splinter
28-05-2012, 05:38 AM
Top 5 Africans who lie about their age:

5) Ofemi Martins (Actual age: 56)
4) Kolo Toure (Actual age: 42)
3) Kriss Akabusi (Actual age: 31)
2) Nwankwo Kanu (Actual age: undisclosed)
1) Kony

Hump
28-05-2012, 07:34 AM
5. Apollo 174. Apollo 93. Apollo 122. Apollo 111. Apollo 85.) Apollo 13 4.) Apollo Creed 3.) Apollo 4402.) Live at the Apollo1.) Apollo Kebab Shop Dalston

Coney
28-05-2012, 11:41 AM
5.) Apollo 13 4.) Apollo Creed 3.) Apollo 4402.) Live at the Apollo1.) Apollo Kebab Shop Dalston


Brings back memories. After I moved from Conewood Street near the stadium, I lived on top of the Crown and Castle pub on the corner of Kinsland Road and Dalston Lane not far from the kebab shop - different one in those days, I think. The pub is no more - it is now a Chinese and Vietnames Noodle Bar! If you are there, the room on the top floor with windows overlooking both Kingsland Road and Dalston Lane was where I lived for 4 years before moving out to Blackhorse Lane. Had some good times in that place. (13 of us had rooms there).

Flavs
29-05-2012, 07:58 AM
5 Slow tourists
4 Not being able to post on GW all day yesterday
3 bigoted, unfounded opinions
2 Football agents
1 People with no manners

Hump
29-05-2012, 10:17 AM
5). North Riding 4). West Riding 3). East Riding 2). South Riding 1). Barnsley

GP
29-05-2012, 10:28 AM
5. Super Mario Bros. 2
4. Super Mario Bros.
3. New Super Mario Bros.
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
1. Super Mario World

Arsenal Fan
29-05-2012, 11:22 AM
My top 5 physics laws:

5. Gauss's Law
4. Fermat's principle of least time
3. Netwon's second law
2. Energy Mass equivalence
1. 2nd Law of Thermodynamics

Coney
29-05-2012, 11:38 AM
5). North Riding 4). West Riding 3). East Riding 2). South Riding 1). Barnsley

The South Riding should not exist. Yorkshire was always East, West and North Ridings and NO South Riding. No mixing with southern bastards.

Coney
29-05-2012, 11:39 AM
5. Super Mario Bros. 2
4. Super Mario Bros.
3. New Super Mario Bros.
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
1. Super Mario World

Right SM2 was utter shit.

Coney
29-05-2012, 11:40 AM
My top 5 physics laws:

5. Gauss's Law
4. Fermat's principle of least time
3. Netwon's second law
2. Energy Mass equivalence
1. 2nd Law of Thermodynamics

Ah Sri Isaca Netwon, the greatest scientist of all time. (And space).

Master Splinter
29-05-2012, 01:46 PM
5. Super Mario Bros. 2
4. Super Mario Bros.
3. New Super Mario Bros.
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
1. Super Mario World

Which Mario Bros. 2 are you referring to?

Also, Yoshi's Island is surely better than a few of those?

Flavs
29-05-2012, 02:29 PM
5 Mans vegetables
4 Todger
3 Johnson
2 One eyed trouser snake
1 Tallywhacker

GP
29-05-2012, 02:31 PM
5. Beef Curtains
4. Meat Taco
3. Piss Flaps
2. Tuna Melt
1. Joey Barton

Flavs
29-05-2012, 02:33 PM
5. Beef Curtains

Keith Burton's :bow:

Flavs
29-05-2012, 02:36 PM
In Fact

5 Bubble and Squeek
4 Britney Spears
3 Belinda Carlisles
2 Tomfoolery
1 Keith Burtons

:bow:

Niall_Quinn
29-05-2012, 02:59 PM
5. Beef Curtains
4. Meat Taco
3. Piss Flaps
2. Tuna Melt
1. Joey Barton

You missed out gash.

Letters
29-05-2012, 03:49 PM
5 Pudsey
4 Rupert
3 Paddington
2 Baloo
1 Pooh

Coney
29-05-2012, 03:51 PM
5 Pudsey
4 Rupert
3 Paddington
2 Baloo
1 Pooh

I preferred Kate Winslet bare.

Master Splinter
29-05-2012, 03:51 PM
Grylls woz robbed.

GP
29-05-2012, 03:57 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/21147428.jpg