Top 5's

[Flavs]

Think I have done this before but cant find it :unsure:

Anyway post your top 5's, anything but it must be 5 ffs! (Trilogies count as 3 and so on and no fucking greatest hits if you are doing albums)

Arsenal Goals

5. Vieira vs Newcastle long shot
4. Charlie George's fuck off and die header
3. Liam Brady's banana shot
2. Henry vs Liverpool...where he beats 3 or 4 players
1. Bergies Spineroony

[Flavs]

biggest ****s in the premier league

5. John Terry
4. Wayne Rooney
3. Joey Barton
2. Sami Nasri
1. Gareth Bale

[Flavs]

Films for me

5. Star Trek (JJ's version)
4. Dark City
3. Sucker Punch
2. The Matrix
1. V For Vendetta

[Niall_Quinn]

Is that 5 as in best or a countdown to 1 which is best, or no real preference just listing 5 in which case why are you counting down or is it to add dramatic effect in which case I guess 1 must be the best unless you are supposed to look from bottom to top which isn't very conventional and if that's what your are trying to do then some people probably won't get it.

[Flavs]

Moments of this season

5. RvP's goal against Liverscouse to win it!
4. Henry's goal vs Leeds
3. Songs dribble for the goal against Dortmund
2. Bac's header against Spurs to start the come back
1. RvP leaving Terry lying for the goal at SB

[Flavs]

Is that 5 as in best or a countdown to 1 which is best, or no real preference just listing 5 in which case why are you counting down or is it to add dramatic effect in which case I guess 1 must be the best unless you are supposed to look from bottom to top which isn't very conventional and if that's what your are trying to do then some people probably won't get it.

yes 1 is better than 5

:rolleyes:

[GP]

Episodes of Eastenders

5. When that bloke found out he was dying
4. When that bird went in the Vic
3. when that bird died
2. when someone said 'leave it aaht!'
1. when that bloke died.

[the easter bunnie]

my favrite numbers between one and five1. - 52. - 23. - 14. - 35. - 4

[Marc Overmars]

People I'm allowed to cheat on my missus with.

5. Rachel Riley
4. Holly Willoughby
3. Zooey Deschanel
2. Hayley McQueen
1. Bacary Sagna

[Flavs]

1. Bacary Sagna

Horsecock :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Horsecock :bow:

:gp:

[Flavs]

Players people always forget about when describing the awesomeness of Arsenal

5. Ray Parlour
4. Paul merson
3. Emmanuel Petit
2. Anders Limpar
1. Freddie!!

[Flavs]

Players names I use to shout out when i scored:

5. Romario
4. Stoichkov
3. Hagi
2. Maradonna
1. BATISTUTA!!!!

[MissHandbag]

Chenin blanc
Columbard
Viognier
Sauvignon
Water

[GP]

5. Dave Dee
4. Dozy
3. Beaky
2. Mick
1. Tich

[MissHandbag]

Players people always forget about when describing the awesomeness of Arsenal

5. Ray Parlour
4. Paul merson
3. Emmanuel Petit
2. Anders Limpar
1. Freddie!!

Ray Parlour's socks would be in my top 5

[Master Splinter]

My top five greatest hits albums:

5) Lady In Red: The Very Best Of Chris De Burgh
4) Gems - The Very Best Of Michael Bolton
3) The Ultimate Collection - Daniel O' Donnell
2) The Very Best Of East Seventeen - East 17
1) The Whole Story - Cliff Richard

[MissHandbag]

My top five greatest hits albums:

5) Lady In Red: The Very Best Of Chris De Burgh
4) Gems - The Very Best Of Michael Bolton
3) The Ultimate Collection - Daniel O' Donnell
2) The Very Best Of East Seventeen - East 17
1) The Whole Story - Cliff Richard

I knew Letters had a brother

[Letters]

:p

[Coney]

Chenin blanc
Columbard
Viognier
Sauvignon
Water

Weird - I was thinking....

St Emillion 1er Cru,
Chateau Neuf du Pape
Merlot
Bruilly
Old Spot

[Coney]

I knew Letters had a brother

I think that's a tall story.

[Niall_Quinn]

Okay, another numbering inquiry - or lack of it. Why are some people doing lists without the numbers? And what order are those unnumbered lists supposed to be in? Is it top to bottom, bottom to top or does it vary depending on the individual list - in which case are we supposed to guess which is top or bottom? Should we have a rule that says numbers must be used and preferably used in the same way as the original posting? Does somebody want to put a poll up for this, or at least start a separate thread to discuss the merits of such a poll?

[PGFC]

1 - Favourite Books
2 - Favourite Films
3 - Favourite Cereals
4 - Favourite Goals
5 - Favourite Top 5s

[Syn]

Top 5 mavericks on a football pitch (non-retired):
1. Kevin Davies
2. Scott Parker
3. Rory Delap
4. Clint Dempsey
5. John Terry


Top 5 temperatures in May 2012 so far (average daily):
1. 14.7
2. 14.1
3. 13.8
4. 13.2
5. 12.6


Top 5 emoticons:
1. :arry:
2. :rolleyes:
3. :cloud9:
4. :blink:
5. :haha:

[Syn]

Top 5 mavericks on a cricket field:
1. F. Flintoff
2. M. Beven
3. MS. Dhoni
4. BC. Lara
5. L. Klusener

[Flavs]

Top 5 songs to cheer me up and stop me going on a killing spree

5. Hard to Handle - Otis Reading
4. Lets dance - David Bowie
3. Just one dance (the acoustic version) - Caro Emerald
2. Inside out (the live version) - Imelda may
1. Pencil full of lead - Paolo Nutini

[Niall_Quinn]

Ridiculous thread, numbering is all over the place.

[Flavs]

Posters

5. Maccy
4. Syn
3. GP
2. Sub
1. RKane

[Letters]

Posters

5. Maccy
4. Syn
3. GP
2. Sub
1. RKane
:(

[GP]

It's hard to argue with that, tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Top 5 times of the day:

5: 12:45 pm
4: 9:00 am
3: 8:30 pm
2: 11:58 pm
1: 4:59 pm

[Niall_Quinn]

:(

Obviously a WUM because Mr Singh is not on there.

[Xhaka Can’t]

It's hard to argue with that, tbh.

I spit on your bronze medal.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Top 5 times of the day:

5: 12:45 pm
4: 9:00 am
3: 8:30 pm
2: 11:58 pm
1: 4:59 pm

Nobody here believes you like 9:00 am.

[LDG]

Top 5 Fives

5 - Five
4 - 17:00
3 - 5
2 - £5
1 - £5M

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nobody here believes you like 9:00 am.

It's Honey Loops time tbf.

[isv]

top 5 sexual positions

5. missionary
4. 69
3. reverse cowgirl
2. cowgirl
1. Doggie Style :whacky:

[Marc Overmars]

Top 5 things from the 90's.

5. Pokemon Cards
4. Big Break
3. Fresh Prince of Bel Air
2. Euro 96
1. Pogs

[Niall_Quinn]

Top 5 numbers

5. 1
4. 2
3. 3
2. 4
1. 5

[Cripps_orig]

Top 5 cartoons

5 - Gummi Bears
4 - X Men
3 - Dungeons and Dragons
2 - Thundercats
1 - Transformers

[the easter bunnie]

I like good songs - but not rap as there are too many bad swears. these are my favourite five five bands1. Five star2. Dave Clark Five3. Maroon 5 4. 5ive5. I have to leave this one blank as mummy has stopped me playing the Jackson 5 as Michael did bad things with his tinkler.

[Cripps_orig]

Best 5 trilogies

5 - Terminator
4 - Godfather
3 - Back to the future
2 - LOTR
1 - Star Wars (Original)

[Syn]

Top 5 Letterisms:

1. Some kind of bumbling idiot
2. Hmm
3. We’ll see
4. I do love the pomp and the ceremony
5. Oh balls

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How didn't 'buying a degree off the internet' make the cut?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Top 5 consonants in GW.

5. W
4. B
3. N
2. R
1. G

[Syn]

How didn't 'buying a degree off the internet' make the cut?

Oh yeah that's a goodun. I went with quantity rather than quality.

[Marc Overmars]

Top 5 GWisms.

5. Old Boys
4. Are you new here?
3. Pub Team
2. GHEL
1. Your Face

I was going to do Charlieisms as well but only Wenget and Segrio Opposite sprung to mind.

[Letters]

Top 5 ex-GW totty:


5 Miss Lovely.
4 ArsenalBandit
3 Mistress de Reyes
2 Arsenal Royal
1 Mrs 4th

[Cripps_orig]

Top 5 GWisms.

5. Old Boys
4. Are you new here?
3. Pub Team
2. GHEL
1. Your Face

I was going to do Charlieisms as well but only Wenget and Segrio Opposite sprung to mind.I have 2 entries in that :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Top 5 ex-GW totty:


5 Miss Lovely.
4 ArsenalBandit
3 Mistress de Reyes
2 Arsenal Royal
1 Mrs 4thDisgraceful how CK is treated on here

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Top 5 condiments to put on your pompodoms

5) mango chutney. . .bit sweet
4) sliced onion. . .bit crunchy
3) yogurt kind of sauce. . .bit minty
2) lime chutney. . .bit hot
1) all of the above. . .bit. . . ? who gives a toss, great wiith beer

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Top 5 ex-GW totty:


5 Miss Lovely.
4 ArsenalBandit
3 Mistress de Reyes
2 Arsenal Royal
1 Mrs 4th

Pics?

[Letters]

Pics?
They all posted pics on the old place.


AR's sister :bow:

[PGFC]

Top 5 GW spats*
1 - Flavs & ILT
2 - MROS & Everiyone
3 - Ach & GP
4 - Letters & Coney
5 - LMG & Marc

*maybe spurious/made up and not at all accurate, meh, bite me.

[GP]

Damn, another bronze.

[Flavs]

Damn, another bronze.

TBF your calling ILT out about his "death" was the best.


he's also fat (and dead)

[LDG]

Best 3rd place's

5 - GP
4 - GP
3 - GP
2 - GP
1 - Arsenal

[Flavs]

Best 3rd place's

5 - GP
4 - GP
3 - GP
2 - GP
1 - Arsenal

Surely second should have been Linford Christie and then GP would have been 3rd at best again?

[GP]

TBF your calling ILT out about his "death" was the best.


he's also fat (and dead)

ILT :lol:

I remember them

[Letters]

Top 5 GW posters you wouldn't want to meet in a darkened alley

5 ILT
4 Cripps
3 Maori
2 Falvs
1 PGFC

[PGFC]

:(

[Flavs]

Top 5 GW posters you wouldn't want to meet

5 ILT
4 Cripps
3 Maori
2.Letters
1 PGFC

FYP

[PGFC]

:crying:

so cruel :sulk:

[Letters]

Top 5 working days:

5) Tuesday
4) Monday
3) Wednesday
2) Thursday
1) Friday

[LDG]

Top 5 diseases

5 - Cancer
4 - AIDS
3 - GP's Face
2 - Ebola
1 - ZD

[Marc Overmars]

Top 5 chocolate bars:

5. Boost
4. Wispa
3. Dairy Milk
2. Mars
1. Snickers

[Letters]

Top 5 numbers

5) 2
4) i (square root of -1)
3) G (gravitational constant)
2) e
1) pi

[Flavs]

Top 5 numbers

5) 2
4) i (square root of -1)
3) G (gravitational constant)
2) e
1) pi

Yeah you fat boys love Pi

[Marc Overmars]

Top 5 meats:

5. Pork
4. Beef
3. Duck
2. Lamb
1. Chicken

[Flavs]

Top 5 chocolate bars:

5. Boost
4. Wispa
3. Dairy Milk
2. Mars
1. Snickers

I "literally" couldn't disagree more

[Syn]

Top 5 numbers

5) 2
4) i (square root of -1)
3) G (gravitational constant)
2) e
1) pi

5318008 was robbed.

[Marc Overmars]

I "literally" couldn't disagree more

What can I say? I like nuts.

[LDG]

5318008 was robbed.

Breasts :bow:

[Letters]

5318008 was robbed.:haha:

The 1980s :bow:

[GP]

Top 5 diseases

5 - Cancer
4 - AIDS
3 - GP's Face
2 - Ebola
1 - ZD

It's not a disease, it's a defect :angry:

[Flavs]

My top 5 all time famous tottie

5. Emma Noble
4. Angelina Jolie in gone in 60 seconds
3. Amy Adams
2. Sherilynn Fenn in twin peaks
1. Jolene Blalock

[Marc Overmars]

Top 5 crisp flavours:

5. Prawn Cocktail
4. Thai Sweet Chilli
3. Salt and Vinegar (Kettle Chips)
2. Picked Onion (Monster Munch)
1. Cheese & Onion

[Flavs]

What can I say? I like nuts.


You take after your mum

[Flavs]

2 - Ebola

Ivorian right backs :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

You take after your mum

:haha:

I lol'd.

[GP]

Top 5 threads

5. Things to do in London
4. ILTs 'death'
3. HWVs pizza party
2. Cripps' attention seeking 'leaving' thread
1. This one.

[LDG]

Top 5 threads

5. Things to do in London
4. ILTs 'death'
3. HWVs pizza party
2. Cripps' attention seeking 'leaving' thread
1. This one.

"Stop Dreaming About Me!" & "What Do you Think We Look Like" have to be up there too.....

There have been no real classics on the new board :(

[Marc Overmars]

2. Cripps' attention seeking 'leaving' thread


:faint:

You mentioned him by name.

[Flavs]

"Stop Dreaming About Me!" & "What Do you Think We Look Like" have to be up there too.....

There have been no real classics on the new board :(

The confessions thread :bow:

[GP]

:faint:

You mentioned him by name.

Who?

[Marc Overmars]

"Stop Dreaming About Me!" & "What Do you Think We Look Like" have to be up there too.....

There have been no real classics on the new board :(

This board has no soul.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Top five letter combinations on a keyboard:

5) R and E
4) O and P
3) A and S
2) O and I
1) J and K

[Flavs]

Top five modern TV programmes for me

5. Fringe
4. Boardwalk empire
3. 24
2. Game of thrones
1. Lost

[Flavs]

Top 5 films i have got the giggles to


5. The longest yard
4. Scary Movie 3
3. Hot Shots part Deaux
2. The naked gun
1. Blazing Saddles

[GP]

Actual top 5 TV programmes

5. Breaking Bad
4. Parks and Recreation
3. The Walking Dead
2. Community
1. Game of Thrones

[Flavs]

Actual top 5 TV programmes

5. Breaking Bad
4. Parks and Recreation
3. The Walking Dead
2. Community
1. Game of Thrones

Walking dead would have made mine but they so laboured the bit at the farm in the second series it just missed out

[GP]

The farm part is much more brief in the books. They move on quite quickly.

[fakeyank]

Posters

5. Maccy
4. Syn
3. GP
2. Sub
1. FakeYank

:gp:

[fakeyank]

Top 5 threads

5. Things to do in London
4. ILTs 'death'
3. HWVs pizza party
2. Cripps' attention seeking 'leaving' thread
1. This one.

If the body building thread is not included, then its not a proper countdown.

[Coney]

Top 5 GW spats*
1 - Flavs & ILT
2 - MROS & Everiyone
3 - Ach & GP
4 - Letters & Coney
5 - LMG & Marc

*maybe spurious/made up and not at all accurate, meh, bite me.

Well, he started it. :upset:

[Master Splinter]

Top 5 cartoons

5 - Gummi Bears
4 - X Men
3 - Dungeons and Dragons
2 - Thundercats
1 - Transformers

Decent.

Apart from number 1.

Which I never really watched tbf.

Replace it with Turtles/Prince Valiant/He-Man/Shearer/Chip 'n' Dale/Gargoyles/Scooby-Doo/Wacky Races/Bananaman.

[Master Splinter]

Top 5 chocolate bars:

5. Boost
4. Wispa
3. Dairy Milk
2. Mars
1. Snickers

MO :lol:.

Alwful face.

Alwful taste.

Alwful mum.

Wispa is the only non-pub-teamer there.

[GP]

Transformers was shit, tbh.

It was nothing more than an advert for a shit toy.

And the movies were even worse.

[Cripps_orig]

Decent.

Apart from number 1.

Which I never really watched tbf.

Replace it with Turtles/Prince Valiant/He-Man/Shearer/Chip 'n' Dale/Gargoyles/Scooby-Doo/Wacky Races/Bananaman.

All very good choices and i had to think very hard between TMNT and X men. Other worthy choices were Centurions and Visionaries.

[Master Splinter]

Top five Joker aliases:

5) JoshGooner
4) Fakeyank
3) GP
2) Diaby-Fan
1) Mr.Singh

[Coney]

If the body building thread is not included, then its not a proper countdown.

No - this one...

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?showtopic=16191

[Flavs]

Centurions and Visionaries.

:bow:

[Hump]

Top Five Nozzaisms 5. Oi, geezer4. Stick the kettle on love, milk and two sugars3. You’ll need to stick your tooth brush up your arse to clean your teeth2. Oi, swede tart1. …

[LDG]

Nozza :rose:

[Letters]

5) Scary
4) Posh
3) Sporty
2) Ginger
1) Baby

[Letters]

5) 1988/9
4) 2001/2
3) 1997/8
2) 2003/4
1) 1992/3 :bow:

[Flavs]

5 Best/Sutcliffe
4 McCartney
3 Starr
2 Harrison
1 Lennon

[LDG]

5) Scary
4) Posh
3) Sporty
2) Ginger
1) Baby

Racist.

[GP]

5. Charizard
4. Squirtle
3. Diglet
2. Pikachu
1. Meowth

[Flavs]

5 LaToya
4 Jermain
3 Colin
2 Janet
1 Michael

[Flavs]

5 Donnatello
4 Michaelangelo
3 Leonardo
2 Touche
1 Rafael

[GP]

5. Gary Glitter
4. John Wayne Gacy
3. *****
2. Jerry Lee Lewis
1. Michael Jackson

[Flavs]

3. *****


:unsure:

[GP]

5. Family Guy
4. American Dad
3. Bob's Burgers
2. Futurama
1. The Simpsons

[GP]

5. Hakkinen
4. Stewart
3. Fangio
2. Clark
1. Senna

[Letters]

5. Zippy
4. George
3. Bungle
2. Geoffrey
1. Jane

[LDG]

:unsure:

*****

[Flavs]

Did you "Rod" Jane and freddy?

Still makes me laugh

[LDG]

5. Rain
4. Cold & Crisp
3. Thunder
2. Snow
1. Sun

[Letters]

5 Laika
4 Shep
3 The Littlest Hobo
2 Lassie
1 Pudsey

[Flavs]

Superhero comic book conversions

5 Iron Man
4 Batman (Keaton)
3 HellBoy
2 Blade
1 The Crow

[Letters]

5 Ian Brady
4 Myra Hindley
3 Peter Sutcliffe
2 Anders Breivik
1 Fred West

[LDG]

5. Segrio Opposite
4. Charlie's Cousin
3. Awlsome
2. Bold
1. Joker Baiting

[Letters]

5 The Magnificent Seven
4 Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
3 Seven Pounds
2 Snow White And The Seven Dwarves
1 Se7en

[Flavs]

5 H
4 Lee
3 Lisa
2 Clare
1 Fay

[Letters]

5 McIntyre
4 Ramone
3 from Friends
2 Barton
1 Deacon

[GP]

5. Dr. Pepper
4. Fanta
3. Rubicon
2. Coca Cola
1. Cherry Coke

[LDG]

:ilt:

[GP]

5. Gunshot
4. Hanging
3. Overdose
2. Jump in front of a train
1. Autoerotic asphyxiation

[Letters]

5 Vista
4 95
3 XP
2 7
1 3.1

[PGFC]

1 - Newton
2 - Einstein
3 - Maxwell
4 - Bohr
5 - Feynman

[Letters]

5 Rioch
4 Graham
3 Mee
2 Chapman
1 Wenger

[PGFC]

1 - Spawn Campers
2 - Team Kills
3 - Quick Scopers
4 - Noobs
5 - Rage Quitters

[GP]

5. Blair
4. Churchill
3. Thatcher
2. Lord Palmerston
1. Pitt the Elder

[Flavs]

1 - Spawn Campers
2 - Team Kills
3 - Quick Scopers
4 - Noobs
5 - Rage Quitters

I dont get this one?

[Letters]

5 Football Manager
4 Chuckie Egg
3 Jet Set Willy
2 Jet Pac
1 Manic Miner

[GP]

5. Atari ST
4. Amstrad CPC464
3. ZX Spectrum +2
2. Commodore 64
1. Amiga 500

[LDG]

5. Dead
4. Deceased
3. No More
2. Kicked The Bucket
1. Pining for the fjords

[Letters]

5. Atari ST
4. Amstrad CPC464
3. ZX Spectrum +2
2. Commodore 64
1. Amiga 500
You are dead to me.

[PGFC]

1 - Spitfire
2 - Lancaster
3 - Concorde
4 - Vulcan
5 - F-15e

[GP]

10 print 'Letters is stupid'
20 goto 10

[Letters]

5 Episode II
4 Episode III
3 Return Of The Jedi
2 The Empire Strikes Back
1 A New Hope

[PGFC]

1 - Spawn Campers
2 - Team Kills
3 - Quick Scopers
4 - Noobs
5 - Rage Quitters

I dont get this one?

Not an online gamer then Flavs?

[Letters]

5 Rocky Balboa
4 Rocky III
3 Rocky IV
2 Rocky I
1 Rocky II

[Flavs]

5 1969
4 1984
3 1664
2 1812
1 1066

[GP]

5 Episode II
4 Episode III
3 Return Of The Jedi
2 The Empire Strikes Back
1 A New Hope

Episode 2 is the worst of the lot. Episode 1 is better, despite Jar Jar.

[Flavs]

Not an online gamer then Flavs?

erm no

[Letters]

Episode 2 is the worst of the lot. Episode 1 is better, despite Jar Jar.
STOP BEING WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU ****!

[Flavs]

Episode 3 is the worst of the lot. Episode 1 and 2 are better, despite Jar Jar.

FYP

[LDG]

STOP BEING WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU ****!

:haha:

[Flavs]

5 Patronising Letters
4 Slightly Racist Letters
3 Religious Letters
2 Funny letters
1 Angry Letters

[Hump]

Funny Letters is merely an urban myth - ****struck love sick puupy letters does though

[Flavs]

5 - Brown
4 - Blonde
3 - Auburn
2 - Black
1 - Red

[Niall_Quinn]

5 - Brown
4 - Blonde
3 - Auburn
2 - Black
1 - Red

You missed out shaven.

[Flavs]

5 Jordan Rhodes goal last night was his 40th this season
4 Kevin Poole finally retired after 31 years as a player
3 Juventus went the season unbeaten
2 Joey Barton is a ****
1 Largely unknown Pub team Montpellier Herault are 99.9% certain to win the french league over multi-billionaires PSG

[Flavs]

You missed out shaven.

I don't dig bald bitches

[Coney]

1 - Spitfire
2 - Lancaster
3 - Concorde
4 - Vulcan
5 - F-15e

Fuck the F-15 - American crap. Replace it with a Mosquito and I'd just be arguing about the order.
1 - De Haviland Mosquito - if it looks right, it probably is. :good:
2 - Spitfire
3 - Lancaster
4 - Vulcan
5 - Concorde

[Coney]

1 - Newton
2 - Einstein
3 - Maxwell
4 - Bohr
5 - Feynman

Now I am getting worried about how much I agree with you.

[Coney]

1. Pugh
2. Pugh
3. Barney McGrew
4. Cuthbert
5. Dibble.

(Grub just didn't make the grade).

[LDG]

:ilt:

[Flavs]

1. Pugh
2. Pugh
3. Barney McGrew
4. Cuthbert
5. Dibble.

(Grub just didn't make the grade).

Chippy Minton and Windy Miller don't like this

[Flavs]

5 Holly
4 Rimmer
3 Kryten
2 The Cat
1 Lister

[PGFC]

Fuck the F-15 - American crap. Replace it with a Mosquito and I'd just be arguing about the order.
1 - De Haviland Mosquito - if it looks right, it probably is. :good:
2 - Spitfire
3 - Lancaster
4 - Vulcan
5 - Concorde

:sulk: it was based purely on how evocative the noise of their engines are/were.

[Letters]

5 May
4 Cant
3 Cox
2 Wilson
1 Clough

[the easter bunnie]

5 Cinq4 Funf 3 Cinco2 Cinque1 Öt

[PGFC]

1 - A newly creosoted fence
2 - Freshly-mown grass
3 - toast, slightly burning
4 - Night-scented stocks
5 - Chip shop wafted on a warm summer breeze.

[GP]

5. Enterprise
4. Deep Space Nine
3. TOS
2. Voyager
1. The Next Generation

[Syn]

5. Wimbledon
4. Olympics
3. Cricket World Cup
2. Football World Cup
1. European Championships

[Flavs]

5. Uhura
4. Dax
3. Crusher
2. 7 of 9
1 T'pal

[Letters]

5 BRB
4 FTW
3 OMG
2 WTF
1 LOL

[Cripps_orig]

5 - :blink:
4 - :dance:
3 - :coffee:
2 - :pal:
1 - :rolleyes:

[Letters]

5 I'm in charge
4 You get nothing for a pair...
3 Good game, Good game.
2 Didn't they do well?
1 Nice to see you, to see you...

[Letters]

5 Thanks, Me
4 4
3 Inept
2 Crying
1 Uhuh

[LDG]

Please stop now :(

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Top 5 Worst England Picks

5. Jones
4. Barry
3. Welbeck
2. Terry
1. Downing

[Coney]

:sulk: it was based purely on how evocative the noise of their engines are/were.

The Mosquito had twin Merlins. :good:

[GP]

5. Digestive
4. Hob-Nob
3. Jammy Dodger
2. Chocolate Chip
1. Oreo

[LDG]

:angry:

[Letters]

The Mosquito had twin Merlins. :good:

5 Merlin
4 Rincewind
3 Harry Potter
2 Gandalf
1 Of Oz

[the easter bunnie]

the lanchester bummer had for merlins

[Marc Overmars]

5. Letters
4. Jofnn
3. Kaiser
2. Jimmy Valmer
1. Maccy

[Flavs]

5 Merlin
4 Rincewind
3 Harry Potter
2 Gandalf
1 Of Oz

:lol:

[PGFC]

The Mosquito had twin Merlins. :good:

I'm sure if I'd been alive when they last flew ever seen one flying I'd agree.

[Niall_Quinn]

5. Barnes
4. Arry
3. Martinez
2. Jean-Marie Le Pen
1. Sidney Poitier

[Coney]

I'm sure if I'd been alive when they last flew ever seen one flying I'd agree.


633 Squadron?

[Master Splinter]

Top five non-Arsenal fans on GW:

5) StamfordBrdige
4) Ashburton2006
3) Suarez Is Boss
2) Rors
1) Joker/Josh/Diaby-fan/GP/MS/Chlarlie/N_Q/Letters

[Niall_Quinn]

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/nasri-gals.jpg

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

5. salt and vinegar
4. prawn cocktail
3. ready salted
2. cheese and onion
1. smoky bacon

[Ollie the Optimist]

5 tennis
4 rugby
3 F1
2 cricket
1 football

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Top five non-Arsenal fans on GW:

5) StamfordBrdige
4) Ashburton2006
3) Suarez Is Boss
2) Rors
1) Joker/Josh/Diaby-fan/GP/MS/Chlarlie/N_Q/Letters

Had this in mind myself; but for me rather than fans like ? is Boss or Rors, the word infiltrators seemed more apt;

5) hobsons choice - severe smell of spud when hes around
4) Ashburton 2006 - how long will the self denial go on for?
3) GP - because he seems to finish third in every other list
4) Joker - ipod playlist comprises soley of Blue Moon and Oasis's greatest hits
1) Letters - no true fan would treat us the way he does

[isv]

5.Holly Wood
4.Holly Hunter
3.Holly Vallance
2.Holly and the Ivy
1.Holly Willabooby

[Xhaka Can’t]

Had this in mind myself; but for me rather than fans like ? is Boss or Rors, the word infiltrators seemed more apt;

5) hobsons choice - severe smell of spud when hes around
4) Ashburton 2006 - how long will the self denial go on for?
3) GP - because he seems to finish third in every other list
4) Joker - ipod playlist comprises soley of Blue Moon and Oasis's greatest hits
1) Letters - no true fan would treat us the way he does

:lol: He's not even the best loser.

[Flavs]

5. salt and vinegar
4. prawn cocktail
3. ready salted
2. cheese and onion
1. smoky bacon

Fail

[GP]

5 tennis
4 rugby
3 F1
2 cricket
1 football

No.

5. Dwarf Chucking
4. Hot Oil Wrestling
3. Foxy Boxing
2. Football
1. F1

[Letters]

5 Freaky ...
4 ... The Thirteenth
3 ... Im In Love
2 TGI ...
1 Gotta Get Down On ...

[GP]

5. Colossus
4. Nemesis Inferno
3. Stealth
2. Saw
1. Swarm - New for 2012

Book now to avoid disappointment.

[Marc Overmars]

American Cities

5. LA
4. Chicago
3. Orlando
2. Vegas
1. NYC

[GP]

American Cities

5. LA
4. Chicago
3. Orlando
2. Vegas
1. NYC

Pfft, you've obviously never been to Portland, Oregon.

:ilt:

[Flavs]

American Cities

5. LA
4. Chicago
3. Orlando
2. Vegas
1. NYC

Anyone who doesn't include Washington DC in a top five wants raping to death tbf

[Marc Overmars]

Anyone who doesn't include Washington DC in a top five wants raping to death tbf

Only included the 5 I've visited bruv.

[Marc Overmars]

English Cities

5. Portsmouth
4. Leeds
3. Newcastle
2. Liverpool
1. London

[Flavs]

Only included the 5 I've visited bruv.

Rape for you then sweetie

[Alan B'stard]

Films for me

5. Star Trek (JJ's version)
4. Dark City
3. Sucker Punch
2. The Matrix
1. V For Vendetta

suckerpunch? seriously?

[GP]

suckerpunch? seriously?

Good film, that.

Not top 5, obviously...

[Syn]

English Cities

5. Portsmouth
4. Leeds
3. Newcastle
2. Liverpool
1. London

Portsmouth :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Portsmouth :bow:

Cracking night out tbf.

[Flavs]

suckerpunch? seriously?

Well i didnt just put it in their to get a reaction, I am not Cripps or Syn ffs

[WithAnR]

5. Twirl
4. Yorkie [Raisin & Biscuit]
3. Star bar
2. Double Decker
1. Boost

5. Solo
4. Grated
3. Sauce
2. Sandwich
1. On Toast

5. Bubblesort
4. Double Linked Lists
3. Backus-Naur Form
2. Fuzzy Logic
1. Reverse Polish

[Flavs]

5. Bubblesort
4. Double Linked Lists
3. Backus-Naur Form
2. Fuzzy Logic
1. Reverse Polish

Nope dont get that

[Letters]

5. Bubblesort
4. Double Linked Lists
3. Backus-Naur Form
2. Fuzzy Logic
1. Reverse Polish
:angry: Quicksort ftw

Recursion :bow:

[Flavs]

:angry: Quicksort ftw

Recursion :bow:

What the fuck is Quicksort?

[GP]

What the fuck is Quicksort?

You've had sex with a woman, so you wouldn't understand.

[Niall_Quinn]

What the fuck is Quicksort?

It's a sorting algorithm that works by recursively splitting unsorted information into smaller and smaller segments, sorting those segments and then reassembling the data set. But this isn't the real question.

The real question is why the hugely inefficient bubblesort was included in the list! A disgrace tbh.

[Niall_Quinn]

You've had sex with a woman, so you wouldn't understand.

You could have easily explained it but chose not to :sulk:

[Letters]

The real question is why the hugely inefficient bubblesort was included in the list! A disgrace tbh.
:gp:

As any idiot knows the bubblesort algorithm has a cost of n squared where as Quicksort only has a cost of n log n.

Quicksort :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

5. sporty
4. scary
3. ginger
2. baby
1. posh

[Master Splinter]

5) Robbie
4) Gary
3) Mark
2) Jason
1) Howard

[Master Splinter]

John Wayne films:

5) She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
4) The Searchers
3) True Grit
2) Rio Bravo
1) The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

[Coney]

5. Apollo 17
4. Apollo 9
3. Apollo 12
2. Apollo 11
1. Apollo 8

[Coney]

5. Keira Knightley
4. Kate Winslet
3. Angelina Jolie
2. Jeri Ryan
1. Dolly Parton

[GP]

5. Princess Di Murder
4. Roswell landing
3. JFK assassination
2. Obama Birth certificate
1. Moon Landing

[Syn]

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

5. Princess Di Murder
4. Roswell landing
3. JFK assassination
2. Obama Birth certificate
1. Moon Landing

You missed out Ramsey being picked ahead of Ox.

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAINTHZe3oM

Boobs :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

5. Princess Di Murder
4. Roswell landing
3. JFK assassination
2. Ofemi Martins Birth certificate
1. Moon Landing

Corrected.

[GP]

Corrected.

I don't see any differnece... :shrug:

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't see any differnece... :shrug:

They all look the same to me - those moon landings.

[Coney]

So wrong. :sulk:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I don't see any differnece... :shrug:

#2 (was funny at the time. . .)

[GP]

#2 (was funny at the time. . .)

No, I mean...

never mind...

[Master Splinter]

Top 5 Africans who lie about their age:

5) Ofemi Martins (Actual age: 56)
4) Kolo Toure (Actual age: 42)
3) Kriss Akabusi (Actual age: 31)
2) Nwankwo Kanu (Actual age: undisclosed)
1) Kony

[Hump]

5. Apollo 174. Apollo 93. Apollo 122. Apollo 111. Apollo 85.) Apollo 13 4.) Apollo Creed 3.) Apollo 4402.) Live at the Apollo1.) Apollo Kebab Shop Dalston

[Coney]

5.) Apollo 13 4.) Apollo Creed 3.) Apollo 4402.) Live at the Apollo1.) Apollo Kebab Shop Dalston


Brings back memories. After I moved from Conewood Street near the stadium, I lived on top of the Crown and Castle pub on the corner of Kinsland Road and Dalston Lane not far from the kebab shop - different one in those days, I think. The pub is no more - it is now a Chinese and Vietnames Noodle Bar! If you are there, the room on the top floor with windows overlooking both Kingsland Road and Dalston Lane was where I lived for 4 years before moving out to Blackhorse Lane. Had some good times in that place. (13 of us had rooms there).

[Flavs]

5 Slow tourists
4 Not being able to post on GW all day yesterday
3 bigoted, unfounded opinions
2 Football agents
1 People with no manners

[Hump]

5). North Riding 4). West Riding 3). East Riding 2). South Riding 1). Barnsley

[GP]

5. Super Mario Bros. 2
4. Super Mario Bros.
3. New Super Mario Bros.
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
1. Super Mario World

[Arsenal Fan]

My top 5 physics laws:

5. Gauss's Law
4. Fermat's principle of least time
3. Netwon's second law
2. Energy Mass equivalence
1. 2nd Law of Thermodynamics

[Coney]

5). North Riding 4). West Riding 3). East Riding 2). South Riding 1). Barnsley

The South Riding should not exist. Yorkshire was always East, West and North Ridings and NO South Riding. No mixing with southern bastards.

[Coney]

5. Super Mario Bros. 2
4. Super Mario Bros.
3. New Super Mario Bros.
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
1. Super Mario World

Right SM2 was utter shit.

[Coney]

My top 5 physics laws:

5. Gauss's Law
4. Fermat's principle of least time
3. Netwon's second law
2. Energy Mass equivalence
1. 2nd Law of Thermodynamics

Ah Sri Isaca Netwon, the greatest scientist of all time. (And space).

[Master Splinter]

5. Super Mario Bros. 2
4. Super Mario Bros.
3. New Super Mario Bros.
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
1. Super Mario World

Which Mario Bros. 2 are you referring to?

Also, Yoshi's Island is surely better than a few of those?

[Flavs]

5 Mans vegetables
4 Todger
3 Johnson
2 One eyed trouser snake
1 Tallywhacker

[GP]

5. Beef Curtains
4. Meat Taco
3. Piss Flaps
2. Tuna Melt
1. Joey Barton

[Flavs]

5. Beef Curtains

Keith Burton's :bow:

[Flavs]

In Fact

5 Bubble and Squeek
4 Britney Spears
3 Belinda Carlisles
2 Tomfoolery
1 Keith Burtons

:bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

5. Beef Curtains
4. Meat Taco
3. Piss Flaps
2. Tuna Melt
1. Joey Barton

You missed out gash.

[Letters]

5 Pudsey
4 Rupert
3 Paddington
2 Baloo
1 Pooh

[Coney]

5 Pudsey
4 Rupert
3 Paddington
2 Baloo
1 Pooh

I preferred Kate Winslet bare.

[Master Splinter]

Grylls woz robbed.

[GP]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/21147428.jpg