Soccer Aid: England vs Rest of the World

[Marc Overmars]

Tomorrow night ITV1. I remember the last one was a laugh. :lol:


Robbie Williams (C)
Olly Murs
Jamie Theakston
Marvin Humes
Aston Merrygold
Ben Shephard
Jonathan Wilkes
John Bishop
Jason Isaacs
Paddy McGuinness
Mark Owen

Martin Keown
Teddy Sheringham
Des Walker
Kevin Phillips
David Seaman
Graeme Le Saux

Manager: Sam Allardyce
Assistant Manager: Peter Reid
Coach: Bradley Walsh


Michael Sheen (C)
Will Ferrell
Gerard Butler
Mike Myers
Gordon Ramsay
Patrick Kielty
James McAvoy
Sergio Pizzorno (Kasabian)
Woody Harrelson
Edward Norton
Joe Calzaghe

Edwin van der Sar
Jaap Stam
Freddie Ljungberg
Roy Keane
Hernan Crespo
Clarence Seedorf

Manager: Kenny Dalglish
Assistant Manager: Ian Rush

Ferrell. :bow:
Freddie. :bow:
Seedorf. :bow:
Harrelson. :bow:
Norton. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fat Sam is managing? :sick:

Woody Harrelson's pelanty. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

England.
Manager: Sam Allardyce
Assistant Manager: Peter Reid
Coach: Bradley Walsh

Rest of the World.
Manager: Kenny Dalglish
Assistant Manager: Ian Rush

Hmm... come on Rest of the World!!

[Master Splinter]

WTF is Edward Norton doing there?

Daniel Day-Lewis on Strictly Come Dancing next?

[Dennis Bendtner]

Fat Sam telling JLS to get stuck in? This is a must watch.

[Rors]

No "Boris". TFFT

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Goldberg. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Rest Of The World 8-4 England tbh.

Harrelson hat-trick.

Hope Ferrell sticks a two-footer on Sheringham and snaps his face.

Come on Freddie, come on Crespo, come on McAvoy and come on football.

And fuck off charity.

[Rors]

ITV's treatment of this as The Totality Of Existence is very questionable. Or it would be if we weren't talking about ITV anyway.

Always seems to be popular at work with the non-footie fans too. We all know why..

[GP]

I honestly don't know most of those representing england.

who the fuck is merry astongold?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two hours build-up is a bit excessive.

[Rors]

Another contender for worst advert ever there..

[Cripps_orig]

Know most of the England team

Not sure about that Jason dude.

Is he from Take That? If not then no idea who he is

[Marc Overmars]

That JLS dude and Theo were separated at birth.

[Rors]

This brings back all the worst memories of the ITV Telethons....

[Syn]

Will ferrell and Edward norton? How did they manage to get them on board? Cracking a-list pull there.

[Syn]

I was going to say there's not a single person in the RoW line up I don't like. Then I heard "no.11 Roy keane".

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I reckon due to this man:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44347000/jpg/_44347622_pg_allardyce_ap.jpg

[Cripps_orig]

Come on ROW

[Marc Overmars]

Ferrell and Myers up front. :lol:

[Coney]

Ferrell and Myers up front. :lol:

Because he was in Wayne's World and Shrek so they think he is a striker?

[Syn]

Because he was in Wayne's World and Shrek so they think he is a striker?

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdkVKMND7cQ

:cloud9:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hyypia :scarf:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Freddie :bow:

[Syn]

This should be our official anthem. Best England hype song going.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Le Saux. :lol:

Gordon Ramsay to kill him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Advance Australia Fair.

[Cripps_orig]

Keane CB?

Hes getting fucked

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a start. England starting where they left off yesterday.

[Cripps_orig]

Sheringham kicks it striaght out :lol:

[Rors]

"It's time to suspend disbelief"...

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I saw shades of Walcott there...

[Rors]

How long 'til Clive's first "[Former England International]successfully beaten by[mid-upper level celebrity]It's that sort of nooight" of the..er..nooight?

[Rors]

"let the full-back see the winger". Shut up now Clive, there's a good chap

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is that Olly Murs or BSP?

[Coney]

Seaman :bow:

[Syn]

That kasabian guy can play.

[Cripps_orig]

Gerard Butler?

The 300 dude?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Seedorf. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

I see him in every soccer aid thing and hes always captain but why the fuck is this Wilkes Pub Teamer famous?

[Cripps_orig]

VDS saves from Murs

Ramsey is playing like his namesake

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilkes. :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Keane trying to break his legs :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor effort from O'Shea.

[Cripps_orig]

Surprised Dowd isnt the ref

Or isnt he fit enough for this level of game either?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Keane is injured. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

England 0-1 Rest of the World, Pizzorno.

Seaman. :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

0-1 ROW

Some dude ive never seen scores a great goal

Seaman had no chance

[Coney]

Seaman :bow:

Oh dear.

Seaman :rose:

[Syn]

"scored one of the great soccer aid goals!"

:haha:

Fuck off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Assist from Freddie. :bow:

Crespo is on for Keane.

[Cripps_orig]

Crespo on for Keane

England are going to get fucked

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Keown. :lol:

Shit header.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Twat him Jaap!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good save by VDS to deny Bishop.

[Coney]

Good save by VDS to deny Bishop.

Shame - would have been nice for Bishop to beat a manu keeper at OT.

[Coney]

Showed the goal again. Good goal. Not many people get to lob Seamen on the OT pitch - not something any old tosser can manage.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kevin Phillips. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Definitely BSP, even limping now.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Theo on for Parker

[Cripps_orig]

Hume on for Murs

JLS :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Eddie Bishop :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Segrio Pizzorno's goal. :bow:

It's funny how how Seedorf and Freddie are just bossing it in the centre. :lol:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Ben Shepherd on Gordon Ramsay. Got nothing on Boris.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOivzoRc0I8

[Cripps_orig]

Who was the German?

[Coney]

Who was the German?

Maurizio Gaudino

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jaap hates boy bands.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

O'Shea. :haha:

[Coney]

Jaap hates boy bands.

Hmmh. Might support him now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo. :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Wonder how Kennys post match interview will be like

[Dennis Bendtner]

Aston has tekkers.

[Cripps_orig]

0-1 HT

Whos the dude that scored?

Never heard of him

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hmmh. Might support him now.

He'll break their legs in the second half.

0-1 HT.

[Syn]

Wonder how Kennys post match interview will be like

What do you min it's only for charatee? Arr tim, is the best rest of werld tim, in the werld.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Rooney's hair :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on England, let's have A GOAL FOR ALL OF AFRICA!

[Cripps_orig]

Fat Sam :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Inglund will win when Freddie and Seedorf go off.

[Cripps_orig]

Celeb keepers in now for the 2nd half

Theakston for England

No idea for ROW

[Rors]

Come on England, let's have A GOAL FOR ALL OF AFRICA!

DREAM GOAL

[Rors]

Well, the new Mario Tennis game looks realistic :lol: 'Aftertouch' :bow:

[Syn]

Inglund will win when Freddie and Seedorf go off.

Of course. It's like a testimonial game - there are some unwritten rules. Letting England win is one of them.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Theakston looking a bit like Almunia

This won't end well.

[Cripps_orig]

Le Saux on for Keown

Kielty on for VDS

[Cripps_orig]

Webb is the new ref :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

DREAM GOAL

Here comes the white machine.

[Syn]

How quick does ljungberg think gerrard butler is? He's done about 10 of those through balls now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Webb is the new ref :lol:

At Old Trafford? Nothing changes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://yfrog.com/gyq8skaj:tw1

Parker is a trendsetter.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Seedorf. :doh:

[Cripps_orig]

Myers hauled off

Calzaghe on

[Syn]

If we replaced Theo with these gls guys, I really don't think we could tell the difference.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

O'Shea booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo. :haha:

Crespo at CB is weird.

[Syn]

Must sheringham always be a ****?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robbie Williams is on, Letters celebrating wildly in the crowd.

Ramsay has been taken out completely.

[Cripps_orig]

**** coming on soon

[Syn]

Robbie Williams is on, Letters celebrating wildly in the crowd.

Ramsay has been taken out completely.

Ramsey, shawcross
Ramsay, sheringham
Dempsey, etherington?

We'll see.

[Cripps_orig]

Prof x on for Ramsay

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah yeah Sheringham, typical hand out for 'no hard feelings'. Don't be a **** in the first place.

[Syn]

Proving once and for all that charity is not worth it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Butler is Scottish.

I know, I was shocked too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 Sheringham. :sick:

[Cripps_orig]

1-1

Sheringham

[Cripps_orig]

Bring Norton on ffs

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tyldesley points out Sheringham has scored in three of these events, then repeats that fact just a minute later.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sheringham angered Jaap.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 Wilkes.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Robbie Williams' mate. What a cock.

[Cripps_orig]

Take this team to Euro 2012 ffs

Cant do any worse

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

STFU Clive!

[Cripps_orig]

Forgot Ferrell was playing in this :lol:

Norton is on :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norton on. Ferrell off injured. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Owen on for Theo.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Michael Owen gets another cap

[Cripps_orig]

Owen on for Aston

Mark Owen has played more minutes this season than Michael Owen

[Cripps_orig]

Im surprised Beckham isnt involved in this

And of course Terry

[Cripps_orig]

How fat has Theakston gone?

I only saw him at my workplace a few months ago and he was fine

[Cripps_orig]

Woody is on :bow:

Butler off

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Butler is finally hauled off, Woody Harrelson is on. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kenny has finally realised Crespo is a striker.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kielty denies Sheringham. :bow:

[Dennis Bendtner]

This would be much more of a larf if they didn't invite a cockend like Sheringham.

He is psychotic in his attempts to score

[Rors]

Go on Taylor, have another go at "the musician chap"s name again :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 Kevin Phillips.

[Cripps_orig]

3-1

Phillips

Freddie :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Lucius Malfoy on for Humes

Sub being subbed

Barry :haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Malfoy :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wonderful interview Kirsty.

[Cripps_orig]

Kirsty should be seen and not heard

[Marc Overmars]

Draco. :bow:

Theo. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clive, shut the fuck up.

[Cripps_orig]

Kenny :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Owen

Same name, same shit

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crespo hits the bar!

Theakston. :haha:

[Rors]

Clive making fat jokes.Hmmm

Then we get his version of 'Gotcha'. Hmm.

[Cripps_orig]

Crespo hits the bar

Theakston :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 FT.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bIA0KrI__VY/TAVFWKkNkoI/AAAAAAAAAHM/O_h0IhNVdO4/s1600/John+Terry+england+skipper.jpg

[Cripps_orig]

3-1 FT

Pizzorno scored the goal of the game

Fuck knows who he is though

[Syn]

Crespo never gets the score in these games. In the charity shield he kept taking it to the corner flag at the end.

[Coney]

Kirsty should be seen and not heard

http://img276.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-10957/loc40/59688_kirsty_gallacher_bares_more_than_she_bargain ed_for_at_awards_0_123_40lo.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

Big Man turning up to collect the trophy.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

1-0, looking comfortable and then fall to pieces.

Seems awfully familiar...

[Coney]

1-0, looking comfortable and then fall to pieces.

Seems awfully familiar...

And against a walrus. :sulk:

[Syn]

1-0, looking comfortable and then fall to pieces.

Seems awfully familiar...

Only hit the bar once though so that's an improvement.

[Cripps_orig]

http://img276.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-10957/loc40/59688_kirsty_gallacher_bares_more_than_she_bargain ed_for_at_awards_0_123_40lo.jpgDoesnt work

[Rors]

Poor old Wilkes. 730 days of thumb-twiddling to go until somebody once more suddenly cares that Robbie Williams has a 'best mate'....:(

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Only hit the bar once though so that's an improvement.
A South American that did it though <_<

[Rors]

And who invited the Tommy Vance impersonator for that advert?

[Dennis Bendtner]

Was quite embarrassing how serious Phillips and Sheringham were taking it, and how much they wanted to score

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor old Wilkes. 730 days of thumb-twiddling to go until somebody once more suddenly cares that Robbie Williams has a 'best mate'....:(

Co-organiser. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This result hasn't made the yellow bar on SSN.

[Rors]

Co-organiser. :lol:

"And you Rodney, you have got the biggest job of all - because you will drrrive the bus!"

[Coney]

Doesnt work

Try this then...

NSFW

http://www.bralesscelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Kirsty-Gallacher-see-through-tits.jpg

[Rors]

Don't say it Cli..oh fuck he said it.

[Coney]

If only they could have come up with a John Terry lookalike to come on at the end, nick the cup and start running round the pitch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"And you Rodney, you have got the biggest job of all - because you will drrrive the bus!"

TIT. :bow:

[Rors]

Sheringham really is one isn't he?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He is indeed.

[Marc Overmars]

It was funny how Freddie and Seedorf did all the groundwork themselves, but kept trying to play in the celebs so they could take the glory.

Then you had Phillips and Sheringham going for it as if it were a cup final. :rolleyes:

[Cripps_orig]

Any news on Ramsay?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

In hospital the last I heard.

[Cripps_orig]

Out for the season then

:rose:

[Coney]

It was funny how Freddie and Seedorf did all the groundwork themselves, but kept trying to play in the celebs so they could take the glory.

So the kind of player John Terry would like in his team then.