What's the youngest you would hit?

[Dicks and chicks]

Im 19 I think i would be able to have sex with someone aged 17 but not lower.

[Kyle?]

I take the half your age +7 rule, so 17 and a half.

[Dicks and chicks]

I take the half your age +7 rule, so 17 and a half.

so when you were one years old you wanted to bang girls that were 7.5 years old? damn.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Don't knock experience.

[Dicks and chicks]

Don't knock experience.

what?

[GP]

I take the half your age +7 rule, so 17 and a half.

I thought it was half your age minus 7.

Shit.

[Letters]

I thought it was just 7 :unsure:

[GP]

I thought it was just 7 :unsure:

:cripps:

[Letters]

:mohammad:

:sulk:


:run:

[V-Pig]

I met a very forward Portuguese girl on my last holiday. She was very pretty but she also looked a bit like Cesc Fabregas (which of course made her even more attractive). But she was only 18 so I thought too young. Also, she kept talking about how grey 50 Shades of Grey is and it annoyed me.

[Letters]

How grey is it?

[V-Pig]

Haha... very.

[Marc Overmars]

17.

[Marc Overmars]

:cripps:

You mentioned him by name. :faint:

[The Wengerbabies]

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

[GP]

You mentioned him by name. :faint:

Who?

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

old enough to wee, old enough for me


:run:

[LDG]

24 for me.

Luckily, that is how old my missus is.

I will trade her in when I'm 40 :good:

[server too busy!]

24 for me.

Luckily, that is how old my missus is.

I will trade her in when I'm 40 :good:

Not long to go then

[fakeyank]

19

[LDG]

Not long to go then

What, until I pan your face in :angry:

[GP]

What, until I pan your face in :angry:

Calm down grandad, you'll do yourself a mischief.

[LDG]

Calm down grandad, you'll do yourself a mischief.

We can't bust heads like we used to :(

[GP]

We can't bust heads like we used to :(

Just hips, amirite? haha lol jk

[Letters]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/bawanaal/grampa05.gif

[GP]

One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...