Mark Hughes the muppet and other Scrote sh!t

[Xhaka Can’t]

After all his efforts I feel this turd deserves his own thread. We can keep tabs here on all the times he and and his fellow scrotes 'never complain".

Today they aren't complaining about history books.

[Joker]

Pubis crying:

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4504752/Tony-Pulis-goes-gunning-for-Arsene-Wenger.html

[The Wengerbabies]

Tony Pulis is 54.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I have to change that thread title, making me feel a bit ill tbf.

[Cripps_orig]

What was the original title?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tony Pube Lice.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We finally have usage for this thread...it seems likely little Michael Owen will be joining Stoke. :haha:

[Syn]

Crouch knock down for Owen?

Pulis really is a primitive, idiotic shit. He should be driving the forklifts at Costco or perhaps fixing my boiler. What the fuck does he think he's doing with his life? Stupid fuck.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adam to attempt the Hollywood ball to Crouchinho. Makes me sick tbf.

[Dennis Bendtner]

big man little man, get it in the facking mixer

He has no imagination whatsoever, considering they are among the bigger spenders in the league.

Why does this prick wear a cap in press conferences?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Thank Christ for that.

[Xhaka Can’t]

We finally have usage for this thread...it seems likely little Michael Owen will be joining Stoke. :haha:

What happened to the thread title?

edit: nm - just saw.

[Xhaka Can’t]

What was the original title?

Tony pube lice and other Scrote shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen

Obviously can't tell you who I'm in talks with yet. I have an idea where I will go but you never know who else could enter the fray!

That was on Saturday. :lol:

I presume that club was Stoke, clearly he didn't really want to go there if it could be helped.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Wouldn't be surprised if he was betting on us to call... shame.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Pay as you play, apparently. Someone should've signed the horse-loving freak on that arrangement and never played him. WUMger is losing his credentials.

[Master Splinter]

Jerome, Walters, Jones, Crouch and Owen.

Four shit freaks and a shit midget.

Has any manager ever assembled a bigger group of utter shit than Pulis?

And is there anything more annoying than Pulis' voice? "I hate Ersenal and Ersene."

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Bit harsh on Crouch, tbf.

The rest I agree with.

[Master Splinter]

Well, he's definitely a freak.

At Stoke (apart from scoring the greatest goal ever), Merchant is just there to get flick-ons and use his stick-man frame to barge and climb all over defenders on throw-ins and corners. Hence, he's reduced willingly to utter shit by being associated with England's finest cesspit.

[Marc Overmars]

Mickey Owen hasn't been a real footballer for about 7 years now. What a chancer.

He should just retire and do the punditry circuit instead.

[Keith]

Andrew Hall, 18, of their youth team was sentanced to 10 years for murdering his 15 year old girlfirend.

She was found with 60 stab wounds.

[GP]

He's not that sort of lad.

[Marc Overmars]

He's not that kind of guy.

He was in tears after.

He's the real victim in all of this.

[Syn]

Fuck me. 60 stab wounds?

Surely after the first 20 he's thinking job done.

And I never understand these punishments. He's not only going to get 10 years is he?

[Keith]

No, it's Yorkshire Ripper minimum of x years, we'll let you out when it is safe to do so sentence.

[Syn]

Good to know!

[GP]

I'm hearing he's just been included in the England squad.

[Keith]

"The attack with a bread knife and vegetable knife left Megan with “catastrophic injuries” including partial severance of the nose, a severed jugular artery, fractured jaw, stab wounds to her chest, and defence injuries on her hands and arms.

They were not seen again until Hall returned to the pub at 1.30am covered in blood saying he had killed someone and that he “loved her”.

Megan was found lying in a pool of blood, with marks on the laminated floor around her showing the impact of where knives had landed."

:faint:

[Marc Overmars]

How fucked in the head do you have to be to do that?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Fuck me. 60 stab wounds?

Surely after the first 20 he's thinking job done.

And I never understand these punishments. He's not only going to get 10 years is he?

Add to the fact she was 15 while he was 18 should add a bit on and see him on the register tbh.

[Cripps_orig]

How fucked in the head do you have to be to do that?

People would do anything to get away from Pulis tbh

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilkinson has been charged with violent conduct. :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Disgusting how he is picked on

Hes the real victim in all this

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Big Boys always get the favourable decisions.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I take it they won't be appealing or criticising the decision though.

After all, they are Stoke and they don't complain.

[LDG]

Arrrrrrrsenal

[Dennis Bendtner]

Why does he make this stupid face after every question he answers?

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49636000/jpg/_49636904_pulis.jpg

Yeah, it took me ages to find that. Pics of him wearing a cap in press conferences aren't so scarce though. ****

[GP]

There's absolutely no excuse for a man of his age to wear a cap.

[Ollie the Optimist]

There's absolutely no excuse for a man of his age to wear a cap.

i was going to make the tony pullis is 52 joke in response to your post but it probs wouldnt be funny so im just going with the plain and simple:


tony pullis is a ****

[GP]

He certainly is.

[LDG]

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/OTq0ILxbG3w/mqdefault.jpg

[LDG]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59229000/jpg/_59229183_pulisstill.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19744028

He's definitely not complaining again.

[Cripps_orig]

I dont know why but LDGs posts of that mug makes me crack up

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19744028

He's definitely not complaining again.


The Realist
I would like to hear Mr Pulis' opinion on a three game ban for playing Rugby on a football pitch.


:bow:

[Master Splinter]

I hate Arrrrrsinal and Arrrrrrsin.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Michael Owen admits he could have stayed on his feet for World Cup penalties he won for England v Argentina in 1998 & 2002

Burn h... oh wait he's British. Well done, Mickey lad.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Argies were asking for it I am sure.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

And hence the Liverpool Diving Academy was born.. . .

[Syn]

On RAWK after the Stoke game:


I fucking hate Stoke.

Usually I just hate them in the build-up and aftermath to us playing them, but take great pleasure in other teams struggling against them. No more. Maybe it's some newly found solidarity from other teams, or maybe it's just after however many years, I resent having to watch Tony Pulis' black arts. Like Sam Allardyce on Red Bull, trying to push the envelope and tour the ugliest back alleys for any way to get through a football match. Maybe each human being has a finite amount of space in their lives they can accept Stoke being part of, and I've exceeded mine. Whatever it is, I fucking hate Stoke.

I fucking hate their alehouse tactics. I fucking hate that a Stoke shirt seems to grant players a certain immunity. I hate that because referees expect Stoke to be overly physical, that seems to allow them - in their own tiny little minds - the excuse for Stoke to be overly physical. I'm sick of their fucking back four, all of whom look like proper Rugby League Town twats, smacking their way around the league. Wilkinson's elbows, Huth's stamp, Ryan Shawcross and his peculiar brand of footballing Jiu-Jitsu. In midfield you've got cynical shites fucking Whitehead, who takes great pleasure in mastering the poorly timed trip, or Charlie Adam who is just tugboat slow and reckless. Top it off with that twat Waters upfront. God I hate him. He's got the face of a badger baiter. Just a horrible, horrible collection players.

It's not a surprise though is it? In Tony Pulis you've got a really vile manager. Him and his stupid fucking baseball cap. All his pundit mates laugh off his teams; "well if you knew Tony as a player you'd know what his teams are like" - there's a fucking reason no one knows what sort of player he was. They simply don't care to remember some lower league yard dog, and cringe that they have to watch a team in his image. I'll give Pulis some credit though, never has a manager captured the essence of a town and it's people so well in how their team plays football than Stoke. He's such a horrible, overly macho twat. The poster boy for British footballing culture, where a dive is sneaky and insidious and thus far worse than breaking a players leg with a horror tackle, elbowing someone in the face or stamping on their chest. The man has managed to usurp Mark Hughes and Sam Allardyce as the Wannabe Alpha of the league.

The fans, in amongst it all, I have some twisted sense of sympathy for. Tony Pulis' own personal Volkssturm of outcasts, trudging along every (other) week out of some misplaced sense of duty. Duty to protect their birth place. All off on a march to their death. A football death. A football death that couldn't be further removed from the one Rodgers speaks of. Off to the windy vortex of misery, void of hope. the great architecture of schadenfreude. "If we can't enjoy football then neither can you". The essence of Stoke.

Stoke. That horrible fucking verb.

1) Stoke.
To remove joy and purpose from the occasion

Tony Pulis was delighted to stoke Liverpool at the football match


Just fuck off, Stoke. Not even down the lower leagues, because if that happens some poor twat will be stuck paying to watch his team run the Stoke gauntlet, being told to 'embrace' the challenge. Nah. Fuck that. Fuck this idea that defeating Dr Pulis' Monster is some kind of footballing achievement. They're removed almost entirely from the sport. Stoke a horrid mixture of shotput, 11 players cynically fouling on rotation, and set pieces. That's the fucking Stoke credo right there. If it's not a set play you can't control what's happening, so you foul, and get another set play.

I'm not against physicality in football. I'm not against the odd bit of cynicism. But I'm not having the defence of Stoke. It's pure anti-football. They routintely turn up to games against any team to make sure the ball is out of play as much as possible. That is not a worthwhile tactic. Wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Fuck off you oatcake munching twats.

:lol:

Fair play,he killed it.

[GP]

Can't argue with that :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Best RAWK post ever.

Stoke is just a freak show, from top to bottom.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Best RAWK post ever.

Stoke is just a freak show, from top to bottom.

Yeah, and not just the Club, the town as well.

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

[Master Splinter]

Was Bould a failed experiment?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Stoke :haha:

[Grebbo]

That's a great post on Stoke!

People of Stoke and moron pundits like Kamara just think its snob fans not likening Stoke's boring route one style. That's not the main reason we hate them. It's the fact that they're dirty, cheating, leg breaking ****s.

[GP]

No, you're wrong!

According to some Stoke fans, Arsenal represent everything that's wrong with football.

:lol:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

The way stoke play and are managed is a complete joke, they can do the fuck they like on the pitch and get away with it "because they may not be as technically gifted as other teams" which means they can kick the fuck out of other players (except liverpool players that dive all over the place anyway) it's a massive joke.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Out of interest, did Wimbledon ever garner this much hatred?

I know Leeds will never shake off their reputation and are still one of the most hated teams in the country, and Stoke are going that way, but whenever people mention Wimbledon it always seems to be laughed off in a GHELic sort of way.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Out of interest, did Wimbledon ever garner this much hatred?

I know Leeds will never shake off their reputation and are still one of the most hated teams in the country, and Stoke are going that way, but whenever people mention Wimbledon it always seems to be laughed off in a GHELic sort of way.

No, I don't think they ever did. If they'd never became the "MK Dons" and were still the South London team then perhaps maybe. However living in the east of england it is annoying to hear how great the MK Dons are and how they were cheated out of the Olympics etc and how they will put themselves on the map because of the Ruby World Cup.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

No, you're wrong!

According to some Stoke fans, Arsenal represent everything that's wrong with football.

:lol:

"Arsenal don't like it up um!"

Yet if an Arsenal player tackes a stoke player they start singing "same old ARSENAL always cheating" :lol:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

No, you're wrong!

According to some Stoke fans, Arsenal represent everything that's wrong with football.

:lol:

This is why Stoke will and their fans will always be a bunch thick inbred bunch of ****s. Hope they go the same way Wolves did.

How anyone in the media can justify how those lot do nout wrong is a disgrace.

[Dennis Bendtner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZovQocCC0c

This was probably his greatest act in an Arsenal shirt, pipping chucking pizza at Fergie and the heroic amputee penalty against Barcelona.

Fabregas: Sssshhhhhhh

Pulis: Oh no sorry, it's fucking Fabregas, he don't get booked. Prick!

Fabregas: Umadbro

[Syn]

Fabregas: Sssshhhhhhh

Pulis: Oh no sorry, it's fucking Fabregas, he don't get booked. Prick!

Fabregas: Umadbro

Pulis does actually say that :lol:

Fabregas of 09/10 was great. That was the season he became an English citizen. He put playing football on the sidelines and just spent all this time winding up opponents, moaning at referees and scoring goals.

[Grebbo]

:lol:

Couple more years with us and Fab would have been an Arsenal legend.

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/10/22/3469688/pulis-looking-to-evolve-stoke-style

:lol:

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20902896

Stoke deserve him

[Gervinho's Forehead]

who else would want the ****?

[Grebbo]

Worst debut for England that I can remember.

[LDG]

Arrrrrrrrrsnal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Owen to retire at the end of the season. :lol:

According to SSN, Owen literally burst on to the scene.

[LDG]

Owen, oh Owen. Why would you want to be a bench warmer for them.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

****.

[LDG]

Easy pal. What the fuck have I ever done to you?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

You used me and then didn't even pay.

I did mean Owen, just incase

[LDG]

Yeah, that's right. I just took my cheeseburger and ran.....










:dance:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cheeseburger is an odd name for it. Though it does sound like it was in between two buns.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Damn.

This probably means he's going to be on MotD more often. :ilt:

[IBK]

Owen to retire at the end of the season. :lol:

According to SSN, Owen literally burst on to the scene.

The funny thing is that I'm sure 90% of the poulation thought he'd retired already!

[Master Splinter]

The world shook while his ghost writer was typing the statement.

He can now terrorise people's living rooms with his masterful monotone mundanity on the biggest highlights show of all.

[LDG]

The world shook while his ghost writer was typing the statement.

He can now terrorise people's living rooms with his masterful monotone mundanity on the biggest highlights show of all.

Shearer and Owen.

C.I.D.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/stoke-city/9975438/Stoke-City-manager-Tony-Pulis-shows-Churchillian-spirit-to-highlight-societys-plight-rather-than-his-own-problems.html

Pulis supports National Service. :faint:

And he just can't help but talk about us, again.

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22204110


Tony Pulis: Stoke City boss victim of his own success - Lou Macari


No.

Pulis is a victim of his own cu.ntishness. Cap wearing wanker.

[Master Splinter]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67086000/jpg/_67086151_tonypulis2_getty.jpg

The ref gave all the decisions to ERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSNAL.

I blame ERRRRRRRRRRRSSSIN for our relegation.

We won't complain though.

[LDG]

That's his sex face.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The reason even Stoke fans are turning is because they have seen managers like Laudrup come in, spend a pittence, play some decent football and do better than them. The direct opposite of buying circus freaks and smashing it up in the air for them.
The problem is that it is engrained in British football that the biggest and strongest are picked when young, smash everyone else out the way, score a bundle of goals from goal kicks, get to early adulthood and flounder because the opposition is as big and strong as them ie: Heskey. And you get the Heskeys who are built like tanks and can barely kick a ball. It's about winning at all costs. The battle. It's no surprise we've been left behind on the international stage.

And yet somehow he has cornered the market on being the underdog, plucky little Stoke with their 12th man of the Brit and that covers any lack of tactical nous. Playing the type of football where a classic reducer is cheered louder than a goal. Actively set out to kick and injure the opposition, sneer that these teams "don't like it up 'em" and whine and complain about any decision but expect to be held up as the pinnacle of sportmanship and good grace. And at the same time spend a shit load of money doing it. I think in their time in the league only Chelsea and City have a higher nett spend. They've spent £80m on the biggest 7ft shitkickers and for years the shitkickers in the stands have lapped it up. 90 minutes of draining any enjoyment and life from a game, constant alehouse shite, set pieces, towels and percentages.

Even Allardyce attempts to change things after a while (not always successfully), lower league football is full of teams who play it long and use 'big men', but they do it without trying to maim the opposition, not even do I have a problem with hard men of the past since most of them could still play football. There were bastards but on the whole talented bastards. These lot are just throwbacks to the stone age, freaks. Nowhere else in the world would he be fawned over as he is here. Nowhere else in the world would he even reach the top of domestic management.

And now their fans are realising that there is no long term plan, no youth development, no income from developing players, no plan other than to buy the next late 20s mutant and all the time get steadily worse. But then there will also be his fellow hoard of pub team managers to back him up, and lord knows there's a long list of them.

[Marc Overmars]

Stunning post tbf.

[Master Splinter]

The best bit is when one of the mutants leathers in a fluke from 25 yards and this is held up as irrefutable evidence of their footballing ability.

And Etherington crossing it in for a mutant is seen as flair.

It is brilliant that Michael Owen can't show off his world-shaking abilities because of the technically malnourished band of non-scoring orcs masquerading as strikers in his way though.

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22575668

:lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02565/brek-shea_2565949b.jpg



Jones is understood to have been furious after discovering the bloody carcass in his locker on Friday morning and threw a brick through the windscreen of Glenn Whelan's car as revenge.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/stoke-city/10064569/Stoke-City-launch-investigation-after-pigs-head-is-left-in-Kenwyne-Joness-locker-leaving-striker-fuming.html

:lol: :lol:


What a bunch of neanderthals.

[Marc Overmars]

WTF? :lol:

What a freak show.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

WTF? :lol:

What a freak show.

First the naked Pulis vs Beattie fight in the shower .............. and now this. :lol:


What a primitive club.

[Ollie the Optimist]

telegraph reporting pullis is to leave stoke.



good ridance

[GP]

new City manager?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

To Oatcake!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oooooh please go to Everton. Please!

[Marc Overmars]

Bye.

Don't come back either you absolute ****.

[Master Splinter]

Wenget sees off another jumped-up little shit :bow:.

Pardew will be the second longest serving manager in the Premier League. :lol:

For a few weeks, anyway.

[Munchies]

http://replygif.net/i/173

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I wonder who'll be prepared to take over. From what I've gleaned on Oatcake, his negative dour football is a large part of the unhappiness.

Would they go for Martinez then? It'd be quite the uturn from them.

[Munchies]

Hope Mark Hughes, somehow, somehow, ends up at Stoke, and they get relegated :pray:

[Ollie the Optimist]

bbc sport saying he has gone now.


fuck off you rugby playing, leg breaking baseball cap wearing ****

[Munchies]

Pulis to madrid :bow:

1000/1 odds

Di Matteo is fave for the job

[GP]

Cheerio, you horrible cunt

[Ollie the Optimist]

what is wrong with the english journalists? all saying what a wonderful job he did for stoke. did he fuck, hes a ****, and should be chased out of football. no one deserves to see his brand of football let alone pay to see it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pulis leaving is deserving of full screen treatment on SSN apparently.

[Master Splinter]

It was all Errrrrrrrrrrssssin's doing.

The chairman was influenced by the opposition crowd.

No complaints.

We're Pulis and we don't complain.

[Nozza!]

Oi, baldie bawbag, do the whole of football a favour and become the boorish UKIP supporting pub landlord you were predestined to become. And take Mongo Shawcross with you as the dart board...

[Munchies]

'Apart from Arsenal all 91 clubs in the league have changed a manager since Arsenal last won a trophy.'

[PGFC]

:wave: Bye Tony, you cunt, don't hurry back now.

[Tipsychubbs]

Good riddance you thug :wave:

Lol at this 606 comment:


He's going to take up an assistant coaching role on the Lions tour to Australia

[Marc Overmars]

There is no one left for us to feud with now.

Wenget. :bow:

Last man standing.

[PGFC]

:whistle:

[Master Splinter]

There is no one left for us to feud with now.



There's always Mourinho.

Wenget :rose:.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/FOPsS8ECWPiTQZeNcPENIA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/rankings-uk/managers-soon-soon-123123.jpg



Premier League :lol:

Brenton already the fifth longest serving manager now. :lol:

You really have to wonder how many more Fergie's, Wenger's and Moyes' there will ever be in the PL. Despite all that's said about them it's a remarkable achievement surviving this long at one club these days.

[LDG]

Serves the prancing, cap wearing cunt right.

Piss off you twat!

[Injury Time]

From #OFFICIALpullshistodger twatter account "The club shop, MY CLUB Shop! Oh how I shall miss thee, MY club shop.":wave:From #stoketat "The boys n gals at the club shop say fuck off you theavin twat, you're barred!":getcoat:From #OFFICIALpullshistodger "Oh."

[Cripps_orig]

b

[Kano]

looks like they found the pig head in the locker culprit.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

fuck off you wanker. now go give your sister one last shag in the city centre you inbred c*nt.

[Cripps_orig]

fuck off you wanker. now go give your sister one last shag in the city centre you inbred c*nt.

Harsh on Terry Tuffnutz tbh

[fakeyank]

Harsh on Terry Tuffnutz tbh

:haha:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/FOPsS8ECWPiTQZeNcPENIA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/rankings-uk/managers-soon-soon-123123.jpg



Premier League :lol:

Brenton already the fifth longest serving manager now. :lol:

You really have to wonder how many more Fergie's, Wenger's and Moyes' there will ever be in the PL. Despite all that's said about them it's a remarkable achievement surviving this long at one club these days.

spot on. the fact moyes is spoken in the same breath as fergie and wenger shows what fantastic success he had at everton, as you rightfully point out.

the last of a dying breed tbh. the new wave of managers come in, fluke a trophy in half a season and get branded as quality :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Who fluked a trophy in half a season?

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

lauflop

[Thierrymon]

Expect sales in tracksuits to drop after this.

[Cripps_orig]

lauflop

Oh dear

[Munchies]

lauflop

:lol:

[Kano]

from the pulis statement


Who can forget that first win against Aston Villa, not to mention the victories against a certain team from North London?
back to league one you go, you prick.

[GP]

Alex McLeish is free...

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Jesus christ, they're obsessed with us. To go even as far as singling us out for special mention in his resignation speech. I don't even remember any of victories against that shower of shite.

[Cripps_orig]

Pulis :haha:

He'll be managing Woking or Gillingham soon.

Insignificant twat.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

from the pulis statement


back to league one you go, you prick.
League One doesn't want him.

[LDG]

No club shop = gollum

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Too agricultural for League One?

Pulis. :lol:

The only man associated with Plymouth not to be a Plymouth Legend.

[Cripps_orig]

Mark Hughes is a leading contender for the job :lol:

[Munchies]

Hope Mark Hughes, somehow, somehow, ends up at Stoke, and they get relegated :pray:

And what did I say 3 days ago ? :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

And Stoke have now made contact with Hughes.

[Marc Overmars]

Oh dear god. The perfect man to continue the legacy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I can't understand why clubs go for the same old managers all the time. Having said, I am thankful really because I thought Bouldy might have fancied it.

[Marc Overmars]

Would we have to like Stoke if Bould took charge?

[Grebbo]

That Pulis exit speech is cringeworthy. Listing all of his achievements like that. How small time.

And Stoke going for Hughes? How badly does Hughes need to fuck up a football club before not being offered a job by another club?? Utter madness.

Will these clubs never learn?!

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Would we have to like Stoke if Bould took charge?

That would depend on if they are still only a bunch of scrotes.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

That would depend on if they are still only a bunch of scrotes.

...and Orcs, Uruk-hais and goblin men.

[Cripps_orig]

Stoke say they want to go a different direction hence Pulis is let go.

Now they are after Hughes who produces the same shite Pulis did

Any news on that forum of theirs on this?

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4941311/Tony-Pulis-plans-gone-to-Pott.html

Pulis :haha:

[Injury Time]

Stoke have made contact with Hughes...I hope it's with a bus. That combination would suck the life out of any match :ilt:

[Cripps_orig]

The first thing Hughes should,do is hire Pulis back as assistant.

The Hughes and Pulis connection along with their merry bunch of no talented Neanderthal players will be hilarious

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22710396

Hughes :haha:

[Munchies]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22710396

Hughes :haha:

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[Injury Time]

:haha:

[GP]

Pulis has been enjoying his free time.

http://i.imgur.com/KTqjVAN.jpg

[Xhaka Can’t]

:lol:

[PGFC]

Not much dissent on Oatcake but...



See, that's what's coming out of my mouth, but inside I'm gutted......I keep getting my childhood flashbacks, looking forward to unwrapping a brand new racer only to come down stairs to a skateboard. :(

Genius :lol:

and


Aaaarghhh ... I can't believe it ... 30 years of mainly misery between waddo and Pulis and people think Hughes is a good idea... It would be less embarrassing supporting arsenal, and that's a rare thing .

[Marc Overmars]

They could have at least regained a small amount of respect by going for a decent personality.

This just makes me hate them even more.

[Injury Time]

They could have at least regained a small amount of respect by going for a decent personality.

This just makes me hate them even more.

Pulis never really bothered me, he did what he did to keep them going, but Hughes approach to killing any kind of pace regardless of players talent boils my piss- Stoke fans deserve better, as I said earlier what is their Board thinking :blink:

[GP]

Stoke fans don't deserve better. Stoke fans deserve four successive relegations.

[Injury Time]

Stoke fans don't deserve better. Stoke fans deserve four successive relegations.
Have you been to Stoke? I'm pretty sure villages in Africa have fund raising for them tbf :console:

[GP]

Have you been to Stoke?

I just send my publicist.

[Injury Time]

I just send my publicist.

I hope you give them double time and make sure they've had their shots :good:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hughes? Really? :haha:

Banking and football management, anyone can do it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

What did Stoke fans do to deserve Mark Hughes?

Oh... fair enough.

[Power n Glory]

How does this man keep getting work?

[Niall_Quinn]

As with all professions there are very (very) few genuinely talented practitioners. The rest are fixtures and fittings. Mix in the right crowd, do your time, talk the talk, move on to the next thing when it all goes tits up. Journeymen. Redknapps.

[Xhaka Can’t]

How does this man keep getting work?

As long as he keeps fucking up teams I hate, I'm not bothered.

[Nozza!]

Oi, ****puffins, it's like being told that you're clear of cancer only to find out that the missus has given you syphillis...

[Niall_Quinn]

Oi, ****puffins, it's like being told that you're clear of cancer only to find out that the missus has given you syphillis...

AIDS would be a better analogy.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Apparently the guardian said the other day that pullis has applied for athletico bibao job. His brand of football, in la Liga? Dear god it will be a car crash

[Niall_Quinn]

Apparently the guardian said the other day that pullis has applied for athletico bibao job. His brand of football, in la Liga? Dear god it will be a car crash

It was for the groundsman's role.

[Injury Time]

Apparently the guardian said the other day that pullis has applied for athletico bibao job. His brand of football, in la Liga? Dear god it will be a car crash


It was for the club shop manager role.
Efa

[Niall_Quinn]

Efa

He'll be modelling the full kit like the wanker he is.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Apparently the guardian said the other day that pullis has applied for athletico bibao job. His brand of football, in la Liga? Dear god it will be a car crash

Actually, they used to be a complete scrote filled team before Bielsa changed things so it wouldn't be that misplaced. Bit dissapointing for the supporters I would imagine though.

[Munchies]

Stoke have signed defender Marc Muniesa on a free transfer from Barcelona

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11701/8802839/Stoke-sign-Marc-Muniesa-from-Barcelona

lol quite a change

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23376497

Stoke :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23404965

Pulis :lol: