England Squad

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Goalkeepers: Jack Butland (Birmingham), Joe Hart (Man City), John Ruddy (Norwich)

Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Ryan Bertrand (Chelsea), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Joleon Lescott (Man City), John Terry (Chelsea), Kyle Walker (Tottenham)

Midfielders: Michael Carrick (Man United), Tom Cleverley (Man United), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Adam Johnson (Sunderland), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), James Milner (Man City), Theo Walcott (Arsenal)

Strikers: Andy Carroll (Liverpool), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham), Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea), Danny Welbeck (Man United).

Oxocube. :bow:

Honest Frank. :rolleyes:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

if lampard starts im gonna fucking flip.

[Marc Overmars]

Honest Frank and Stevie Me in the middle then. :lol:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Should Walcott not be played as a striker, looks like he'll plaed as a winger.

[GP]

Butt Land :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Should Walcott not be played as a striker, looks like he'll plaed as a winger.

He's being played as a bowling ball, run head-first at the defender and knock him down like a skittle. Trouble is, Theo's a weed so the tactic is flawed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's no BSP that's for sure.

[Cripps_orig]

Carroll is out

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling in? :whistle:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Now Cashley has pulled out with an ankle injury.

:rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

I thought they had just had a pay-day, is this another friendly cash-spinner or a tournament cash-spinner? I suppose that parody of the Word Cup is coming up so they need the same teams to go through the motions of qualifying. Where is it being held this time? The Green Zone in Iraq? Auschwitz?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Actual qualifiers this time. Looking forward to seeing the Ukrainian Messi again though. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oxocube press conference is on soon. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well, after Defoe shuts up.

[Syn]

IMO Oxlade is just going to go out there and play his game. He's just going to run at defenders and enjoy himself.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Here he is. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ox considers himself a flair player. :lol:

I wouldn't say so tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oxo loves Cazorla. Can't blame him tbh.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

lampards gonna be 36 when rio 2014 starts.

whats the point in picking him for england? give the youth a chance so they get accustomed to the national team otherwise they'll have no experience at the finals.

these managers do my head in.

[Cripps_orig]

If players are still good enough then they should be in regardless of age so i have nothing against Lump of Lard wanting on to play until 2014

Problem is, hes a bit shit yet he is picked

[Boss]

Hodgson :haha: :haha:

Terrible.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

If players are still good enough then they should be in regardless of age so i have nothing against Lump of Lard wanting on to play until 2014

Problem is, hes a bit shit yet he is picked

Yep lets take a 36 year old lampard to Brazil when its clear he will be out of his depth Gerrad too. We should be playing youth changing things up and he said he would. turning into the same old same old england tbh, just diffrent head coach.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'd be surprised if Gerrard can still walk come 2016.

[GP]

Gerrard was undoubtedly a terrific player, but I don't really see the point in him any more. He doesn't have the same running power that he used to, and he's far less effective for it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:faint:

[Syn]

Gerrard is an utter prick and typifies scousers apart from some of the gooduns I know, and SiB. He is a ****. I hate him and he denied Oxlade's transfer value from doubling by stealing that shot away in the Euros. He also had a go at Theo's selection in WC 06. Hope he has to suffer the indignity of spending a season on the bench while shit like Shelvey are on the pitch.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Shucks.

But yes, Shelveysingh does seem to be the natural successor to Gerrard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adam Johnson pulls out with injury. :rolleyes:

[Cripps_orig]

Gerrard is an utter prick and typifies scousers apart from some of the gooduns I know, and SiB. He is a ****. I hate him and he denied Oxlade's transfer value from doubling by stealing that shot away in the Euros. He also had a go at Theo's selection in WC 06. Hope he has to suffer the indignity of spending a season on the bench while shit like Shelvey are on the pitch.

This

Didnt mind Gerrard so much back in the day but he hasnt had a good game for over 6 years and then he does what he does to Ox.

**** of a player

[McNamara That Ghost...]

England squad for the World Cup qualifiers against San Marino and Polandon 12 and 16 October:

Goalkeepers: Hart (Manchester City), Ruddy (Norwich), Forster (Celtic)

Defenders: Baines (Everton), Cahill (Chelsea), Cole (Chelsea), Gibbs (Arsenal), Jagielka (Everton), G Johnson (Liverpool), Lescott (Manchester City), Shawcross (Stoke), Walker (Tottenham)

Midfielders: Carrick (Manchester United), Cleverley (Manchester United), Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Gerrard (Liverpool), A Johnson (Sunderland), Lennon (Tottenham), Lampard (Chelsea), Milner (Manchester City), Walcott (Arsenal)

Strikers: Carroll (West Ham, on loan from Liverpool), Defoe (Tottenham), Rooney (Manchester United), Welbeck (Manchester United).

No room for GHELkinson. :dance:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Rio :lol:

Apparently Roy was telling people on the tube his England career was effectively over, before he had even told him :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

Although he'd be dimmer than I thought if he didn't realise that already.

[Syn]

England are lacking a bit of quality with the CBs. And CMs. And wingers. And the strikers. But apart from that we're fantastic.

[GP]

Best GK in the world...

[Marc Overmars]

Gibbs. :bow:

[LDG]

Three left backs :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

No room for GHELkinson. :dance:

Gibbs :bow:

Nice to see he got a call up at last.

Rio time to call it a day fella.

Wonder if Theo is upset he is not playing as a striker for roy.

[Marc Overmars]

Wonder what the San Marino score will be? +1's galore up for grabs.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

12-0 tbh.

[dazthegooner]

12-0 tbh.

Unless Stuart Pearce gives the defenders tips on how to back pass ;-)

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Shawcross :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gibbs :bow:

Nice to see he got a call up at last.

Rio time to call it a day fella.

Wonder if Theo is upset he is not playing as a striker for roy.

Theo. :lol:

It'll never happen.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wonder what the San Marino score will be? +1's galore up for grabs.

Good time for Oxo to make his mark as England's saviour. He needs something after yesterday's shambles.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Theo. :lol:

It'll never happen.

Pretty much

:rose:

[Cripps_orig]

Who the hell is Forster?

We are so shite in the keeper department :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Shawcross - that's how shit this England team is.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

We are so shite in the keeper department :lol:

Were shite in every department :coffee:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bertrand and Shelvey have been called up to the England squad.

[Marc Overmars]

Shelvey choosing England over India. :rose:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

A fully fledged GHEL.

Brings a tear to the eye.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Liverpool Five can be restored. :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Gibbs withdraws with a little thigh.

[Cripps_orig]

Oh dear god

Another average Liverpool player?

Whats going on with Roy and Liverpool?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He paid £3m for Paul Konchesky.

He owes us.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

The Liverpool Five can be restored. :bow:

Roy's Boys :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Wills and Kate meeting all the GHELs at England's new training complex. :lol:

[Syn]

What a meeting of the two most over privileged twats around.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

What a meeting of the two most over privileged twats around.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63372000/jpg/_63372652_63372651.jpg

[Cripps_orig]

Waddle says Gerrard should be Terrys replacement at CB for England

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://cdn.fourfourtwo.com/contentimages/interviews/waddle.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

Honest Frank injured and deined the chance to get his +3.

Wazza will captain the side.

Bertrand has also had apologise for using #yourfuckingnuts for those who taunted him about pulling out of the squad with a sore throat. :lol:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Bertrand :doh: Chelsea they just breed classy players don't they.

Fat Lamps :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Honest Frank injured and deined the chance to get his +3.

Wazza will captain the side.

Bertrand has also had apologise for using #yourfuckingnuts for those who taunted him about pulling out of the squad with a sore throat. :lol:

He was just explaining why he had a sore throat.