Creepy Uncle Pardew & Other Geordie S**t!

[LDG]

Demba Ba's agent says that his client "does not understand the management" of Newcastle after starting the 2-2 draw with Everton on the bench.
The 27-year-old forward came on to score both his side's goals, (http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/sport/0/football/19540636) saying later he was unhappy at being named as a substitute by manager Alan Pardew.
"Since returning from the Africa Cup of Nations, Demba doesn't understand the management," said Alex Gontran.
"If he continues to be a substitute all season, we'll look at other solutions."


:popcorn:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

:haha:

Cheeky bid in Jan ?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Pardiola' really is weird.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pardiola has signed an eight year contract. :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Thats one heck of a payout he's getting when it goes tits up.

[Cripps_orig]

He wont make it through 2 of those years

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Mike Ashley :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/10/10/1349883324086/Newcastle-United-FC-Annou-006.jpg

Pardiola clearly knows how much the interest rates are going to be...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/oct/10/alan-pardew-wonga-newcastle

[GP]

http://kerplow.com/drop/gif/wonga-slowmo2.gif

[PGFC]

"Ignore all this Wonga bollocks and press speculation, just go out there and give it 4706%" - Pardiola team talk October 2012

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Tiote been arrested on suspicion of fraud :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-21450584

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I assume the fraud is for saying he is a footballer.

[Master Splinter]

Tiote been arrested on suspicion of fraud :lol:



For impersonating a footballer?

[Master Splinter]

:haha:

FFS.

[GP]

:lol:

It's funny because he isn't very good.

[GP]

Nile Ranger has been sacked.

Career goals: 5

Career arrests: 6

[GP]

Nile Ranger has been arrested on suspicion of assault

:doh:

[LDG]

Dude is a nutcase.

[GP]

Newcastle have appointed Joe Kinnear (?!) to 'Oversee player recruitment and playing style'

:doh:

Pardew :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mike Ashley is brilliant.

Brilliant in a way I hope he never, ever takes over at Arsenal granted.

[Munchies]

Mike Ashley, what a ****.

Hope Newcastle get relegated, wipe that smug grin off that ****s face.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Apparently Kinnear's interview on Talksport is a bit of a classic.

Basically insulted every Newcastle fan, claimed he had the ear of every manager in the world, couldn't pronounce anyone's name right (Yoann Kebab :haha:) and claimed to have signed Tim Krul.

It must be some sort of sick joke or one almighty ploy to force Pardew's resignation.

The interview in question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuAVjLpU9cU

[Marc Overmars]

A ridiculous appointment really.

Joe fucking Kinnear. :doh:

He's done sod all for about 15 years.

[Munchies]

Didn't he get them in the relegation contention in 09, then they got Shearer and still went down ?

Hope they go down, Mike Ashley is a ****

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Amimobe :haha:

Galtieri :haha:

Lambezi :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Didn't he get them in the relegation contention in 09, then they got Shearer and still went down ?

Hope they go down, Mike Ashley is a ****

Apparently he took them to 9th and then got ill

[GP]

Ben Afra :doh:

[Munchies]

:haha:

"then you had somebody like cisse, i think he was the next goal scorer with aids"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BM_yl3uCEAAy-Rp.jpg

[PGFC]

If I were Newcastle I'd advise sending doctors round to Kinnears house, He's obviously not well.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wenget being his neighbour sent him down this spiral.

Kebab. :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Aside from an obituary, I never expected to hear of Joe Kinnear again.

[GP]

Derek Llambias has resigned as Managing Director.

WTF is going on up there? :lol:

[LDG]

Annual toon army implosion :bow:

I hope creepy uncle Pardew is blown out into space too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Derek Lambbhuna. :wave:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Derek Lambbhuna. :wave:

Just heard his talksport interview. :lol: :lol:

Lambayzee's shoes will be difficult to fill.

[GP]

I really want a lamb bhuna now.

Damn it, Maccy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Me. :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

do we want to see newcastle get relegated next year?

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

graham carr is apparently contemplating his future. huge bust up about kinnear's appointment

ashley :doh:

[GP]

Nile Ranger has been charged with rape.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wonder what Pardew's reaction was. :whistle:

[Kano]

ched evans took that comment quite literally in the end.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL is Pardew still there? Stupid geordies.

[GP]

Papiss Cisse has withdrawn from Newcastle's pre-season after refusing to wear the shirt on grounds of some superstition.

:doh:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Is that because of money lending and interest rates? Yet he didn't kick up a fuss about Virgin Money...

Pretty clear it's a "I want out, I'll make some daft shit up".

[Cripps_orig]

Religious beliefs over football.

Good on him

[GP]

Is that because of money lending and interest rates? Yet he didn't kick up a fuss about Virgin Money...

Pretty clear it's a "I want out, I'll make some daft shit up".

Pretty much. Won't wear the shirt, but is happy to pocket his 80k a week.

Pathetic.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Is that because of money lending and interest rates? Yet he didn't kick up a fuss about Virgin Money...

Pretty clear it's a "I want out, I'll make some daft shit up".

i watched that Muslim documentary the other day, cant remember who it was, but one of the Muslims interviewed plays for stoke. He wears a betting logo on his shirt, and he said its fine because its not his choice but his work choice. he didnt seem to have a problem with it because it wasnt his personal choice

[GP]

i watched that Muslim documentary the other day, cant remember who it was, but one of the Muslims interviewed plays for stoke. He wears a betting logo on his shirt, and he said its fine because its not his choice but his work choice. he didnt seem to have a problem with it because it wasnt his personal choice

It's amazing what hundreds of thousands of pounds will do to ones principles.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I don't think the Stoke player is sacrificing his principles at all, wheras Cisse is just using his religion as a convenient vehicle to get what he wants which is nothing whatsever to do with the shirt. Technically he shouldn't even play in the EPL given it is sponsored by Barclays.

[Ollie the Optimist]

I don't think the Stoke player is sacrificing his principles at all, wheras Cisse is just using his religion as a convenient vehicle to get what he wants which is nothing whatsever to do with the shirt. Technically he shouldn't even play in the EPL given it is sponsored by Barclays.

yes actually tahts a point, ive never heard him or any other Muslim player kick up a fuss when they have alcohol on their shirts. like the carling cup badges on the sleeves, and they play in the budwiser fa cup too

[GP]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-23424012

What a fucking hypocrite :doh:

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-23424012

What a fucking hypocrite :doh:

Why do people not think things through before they lie :lol:

[Lucas]

Pardew is a wank stain. Would love Newcastle go get relegated again.

[GP]

:lol:

True

[Xhaka Can’t]

Pardew is a wank stain. Would love Newcastle go get relegated again.

Would you love it as much as Keegan?

[Ollie the Optimist]

Alan Pardew tonight has complained that newcastle have to many foreign players


YOU FUCKING SIGNED THEM YOU IDIOT.


pardew is such a knob

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Seems like the press were right about a bust up last season between the French and English lot. Not sure why they banned that poor journo for reporting a true story. Pardew coming out on national TV and claiming they need English players pretty much confirms it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Newcastle director of football Joe Kinnear tried to sign midfielder Shane Ferguson after a scouting trip to Birmingham - only to be told the 22-year-old was already a Newcastle player and had been loaned to the Blues.

:haha:

Surely that isn't true.

[GP]

:haha:

[AFC Leveller]

There must be a joke-in-ere- somehwere!

The guy is too funny!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coloccini to get the Barcodes job?

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Coloccini to get the Barcodes job?

:haha:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QM4bnQCRNs

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

You really need to brief the studio guests before announcing something like that.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well Pardew is officially Palace manager so Newcastle fans have finally got what they wanted.

A case of be careful what you wish for?

Schteve early bookies' favourite.

http://i2.thejournal.co.uk/incoming/article4714646.ece/alternates/s615/joe-kinnear-929816003.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

He was their best manager since Bobby Robson, so a bit odd really how they treated him given they have long searched for stability.

[adzzzbatch]

Confirmed at last this morning that he is now Palace manager.