We ask questions to Letters and he answers them

[Syn]

Last film you watched?

Should Rosicky be playing more?

Do I get the Dominos Tuesday deal?

[Letters]

The Shining with MrsL. Last film at the cinema was Skyfall

Yes

:shrug: Never heard of it but sure, why not?

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Letters thanks you for your interest in his affairs.

[LDG]

What's your favourite jungle animal?

What is your first memory?

If you weren't called "Letters" what name would you have liked to have been named?

[PGFC]

How did you acquire the name Letters?

Envelope stuffing, good money eaner or scam?

What's your favourite breakfast cereal?

[Letters]

What's your favourite jungle animal?

Lion :shrug: Do they live in a jungle? Probably not :unsure:


What is your first memory?

Hmm. Not sure. I do remember when we went to get my childhood dog (Blackie :bow: ) I must have been quite young then.


If you weren't called "Letters" what name would you have liked to have been named?

WWTL@WHL :coffee:

[PGFC]

A Lion? A jungle animal? :pal: do you never watch QI?

[Letters]

How did you acquire the name Letters?

Envelope stuffing, good money eaner or scam?

What's you favourite breakfast cereal?
Long story...

Scam.

Alpen is the one I have most. I like Frosties a lot and Weetabix with warm milk.

[Letters]

A Lion? A jungle animal? :pal: do you never watch QI?
I'm assuming that's a question.

I watch QI rarely but like it when I see it.

Monkey then?

[the easter bunnie]

When you play with your winkie does god kill a puppy?

[PGFC]

What year is it?

What month is it?

About what time is it?

Repeat after me "Letters, Goonersweb, the Internet"

Can you count backwards from 20 to 1?

Can you say the months of the year in reverse order?

Can you repeat the phrase you said earlier?

[Letters]

When you play with your winkie does god kill a puppy?
No.

[LDG]

When you play with your winkie does god kill a puppy?

Only Blackie :rose:

[GP]

How do you get your victims to stay quiet?

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

do you have 3 nipples?

which poster's missus would you most like to fuck?

where do you keep your ketchup, fridge or cupboard?

[Letters]

How do you get your victims to stay quiet?
Gaffer tape, ftw.

[Letters]

do you have 3 nipples?

which poster's missus would you most like to fuck?

where do you keep your ketchup, fridge or cupboard?
No.

Letters'

Cupboard. Obviously.

[Syn]

Obviously, he says.

Outrageous.

You keep it in the fridge to contrast the hot food.

You also keep it upside down for ease of extraction.

[GP]

Fridge :lol:

Awful storage place for ketchup

[Letters]

You keep it in the fridge to contrast the hot food.

You're a dick


You also keep it upside down for ease of extraction

Correct. I retract the above about you being a dick.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Fridge :lol:

Awful storage place for ketchup

Any more wumming and you're outta here. :angry:

[Master Splinter]

How do you execute a ?

[Letters]

How do you execute a ?
Like this:

[ tm][/tm], but without the space in between the [ and the first 't'.

[Joker]

Which school did you go to?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Hard Knocks

[Syn]

Are you going to watch this asteroid pass by in around 17 minutes? http://events.slooh.com/

[Letters]

Which school did you go to?
Merrihills Primary
Enfield Grammar School secondary.

Incidently, 'Sir Jack', 'Captain Malcolm Reynolds' or whatever he was called last time he posted also went to Enfield Grammar, he'd have been about 5 years below me though.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Merrihills Primary
Enfield Grammar School secondary.

Incidently, 'Sir Jack', 'Captain Malcolm Reynolds' or whatever he was called last time he posted also went to Enfield Grammar, he'd have been about 5 years below me though.

He's 44? :yikes:

[Letters]

Are you going to watch this asteroid pass by in around 17 minutes? http://events.slooh.com/
No

[Cripps_orig]

Is this the new version of POTW?

[Letters]

Is this the new version of POTW?
Maybe.

[Syn]

Is it time to cut ourselves?

[Cripps_orig]

Kiss, marry, shag - CK, GB or Maccy

Go

[Master Splinter]

Is Letters in a happy marriage?

I cannot say.

Do we all think we have the prettiest wife home?

We do not like to blow our own trumpet.

Does Letters have a positive global impression as an internet moderator?

There is a small chance, yes. But no.

Have I hijacked this thread?

I must tell you, Letters must answer these questions.

[Letters]

Is it time to cut ourselves?

No. Wait till we lose on pels.

[Syn]

Fuck.

Letters, save us!

[Syn]

Why do you have to be like that?

[Letters]

Why do you have to be like that?
I move in mysterious ways.

[GP]

I move in mysterious ways.

you're more evil than god

[Boss]

Can you kill yourself?

thx xx

[Syn]

If the world doesn't end, what are you going to do at 12 past noon (and 12 seconds), to-morrow?

[Letters]

If the world doesn't end, what are you going to do at 12 past noon (and 12 seconds), to-morrow?Christmas lunch in the canteen.


:patrice:

[Letters]

Can you kill yourself?

thx xx
Can, but won't.

[PGFC]

What burning question (about life, the universe, or anything) has you looking for some answers? (apart from the 6-CIT which you've ignored :sulk: )

[Letters]

Kiss, marry, shag - CK, GB or Maccy

Go
Kiss - CK
Marry - GB :loveblush:
Shag - Maccy

[Letters]

Is Letters in a happy marriage?

Do we all think we have the prettiest wife home?

Does Letters have a positive global impression as an internet moderator?

Have I hijacked this thread?
So far, yes.

No.

Doubtful

No.

[Letters]

What burning question (about life, the universe, or anything) has you looking for some answers? (apart from the 6-CIT which you've ignored :sulk: )
How does Gervinho get paid to play football? :unsure:

[Maorigooner]

When the Doctor told you to drop trou and cough, did you have an alarming childhood memory involving anyone from the BBC?

When you realised the man who just asked you to drop trou and cough wasn't a doctor but the receptionist 'Gay Alan' did you wish you had an alarming childhood memory involving anyone from the BBC?

How did you get your name?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

- Will Podolski and Giroud form a competent striking partnership, or are the days of two strikers up front truly dead?

- Do you count a Viennese Whirl as a cake or a biscuit?

- Name one famous person you believe will die in 2013!

[Olivier's xmas twist]

What your fave crisp.

Who's your idol

Whats you fave choccy.

Do you think Jason manford is funny

Who do your prefer Zimm or Ach

[fakeyank]

Does Charlie's post make sense to you?

How many % away from domination are we (Arsenal) at the moment?

Do you watch porn?

[Letters]

When the Doctor told you to drop trou and cough, did you have an alarming childhood memory involving anyone from the BBC?

When you realised the man who just asked you to drop trou and cough wasn't a doctor but the receptionist 'Gay Alan' did you wish you had an alarming childhood memory involving anyone from the BBC?

How did you get your name?
No

No

You know the answer to that :angry:

[Letters]

- Will Podolski and Giroud form a competent striking partnership, or are the days of two strikers up front truly dead?
The days of two strikers up front aren't dead but I'm not sure those two strikers will form a competent striking partnership.

- Do you count a Viennese Whirl as a cake or a biscuit?
Good question. Biscuit

- Name one famous person you believe will die in 2013!
Bruce Forsyth

[Letters]

What your fave crisp.

Who's your idol

Whats you fave choccy.

Do you think Jason manford is funny

Who do your prefer Zimm or Ach

Prawn cocktail.

I'm not sure I have 'an' idol but there are plenty of people I admire

Hmm. I dunno, I like loads of chocolates. I love stuff with praline in. And Milka do a 'chocolate dessert' bar which is quite hard to find but is awlsome.

He's alright but I wouldn't go see him or go out of my way to watch him. If he's on I probably wouldn't switch off.

Zimm

[Letters]

Does Charlie's post make sense to you?
More than most of his do, yes.

How many % away from domination are we (Arsenal) at the moment?
3

Do you watch porn?
I'm a married man!

:angel:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

if you were on death row, what would your final meal be?

[Injury Time]

Tattooed girls, a good or bad thing?

Whom are you mostly wishing cancer on at the moment?

If Jesus has returned in human form at the moment, who do you think it is?

[Injury Time]

:tumbleweed: lazy cu..

[Letters]

if you were on death row, what would your final meal be?
Wow. That's a good question. Loads of food I like, I guess if pushed I'd go for a Chinese buffet.

Chinese :bow:

[Letters]

Tattooed girls, a good or bad thing?

Whom are you mostly wishing cancer on at the moment?

If Jesus has returned in human form at the moment, who do you think it is?
Mostly bad although subtle ones or 'tramp stamps' can look quite nice.

Alan Carr & Gok Wan :nohomophobe:

I think it might be Dynamo. Or maybe Derren Brown.

[LDG]

Prawn cocktail.

I'm not sure I have 'an' idol but...I'd have to say teddy Sherringham

Hmm. I dunno, I like loads of chocolates. I love stuff with praline in. And Milka do a 'chocolate dessert' bar which is quite hard to find but is awlsome.

He's alright but I wouldn't go see him or go out of my way to watch him. If he's on I probably wouldn't switch off.

Zimm

Silly billy. Just changed your little mistake there.

[Letters]

:lol:






Banned <_<

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Why is Weetabix still a breakfast option even though it tastes like crap?

[Letters]

The trick with Weetabix is to have it with warm milk and plenty of sugar.


Mmm...Weetabix :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

You're right about the sugar but hot milk. . .:sick:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

If Piers Morgan is deported, would the goverment be justified in ordering the plane he travels in shot out of the sky?

[Letters]

If Piers Morgan is deported, would the goverment be justified in ordering the plane he travels in shot out of the sky?
Oh yeah.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Oh yeah.

By what? . . .ironic if it were a semi :ninja:

[Letters]

The idea's giving me a semi.
Probably best to use a pilotless drone and let it crash into a mountain or something.
Make sure that eejit Piers was interviewing/being shouted at the other day is on board too.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

How good were your footie skills as a youngster?

[GP]

You're right about the sugar but hot milk. . .:sick:

Letters is right, I'm afraid.

[Master Splinter]

Letters is right, I'm afraid.

I wish you and Letters get injured.

[Cripps_orig]

Where did you propose to your wife?

What is the catchphrase you like to use when talking about the Royals?

Answers before 6pm preferably

[LDG]

:lol:

[PGFC]

:d

[Nayan]

If God is omnipotent, can he make a cake so large that he can't eat it?

[Özil's Panoramic View]

If God is omnipotent, can he make a cake so large that he can't eat it?

:popcorn:

[Letters]

God doesn't eat, far as I know.

[WMUG]

God doesn't eat, far as I know.

But he could, yes?

2deep4u

[GP]

God could make anything he wanted.

I mean, if he existed...

[Nayan]

Letters:
How do you recommend one trains to swim one length of a 25 pool underwater?

[Letters]

Er :blink:

Right!

I'd concentrate on the swimming fast bit first. Once you can do that the rest should follow.

[Syn]

Letters, what can you program in? R? Python? How do I learn quickly? What do you recommend. Everyone I've asked is being all gay about it.