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LDG
14-02-2013, 07:31 AM
Allegedly has shot his girlfriend dead :unsure:

Happy Valentines Day!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21455453

PGFC
14-02-2013, 08:14 AM
Oops.

http://www.scifinow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Blade-Runner-2-sequel-Ridley-Scott-616x410.jpg

Marc Overmars
14-02-2013, 08:30 AM
Pretty fucked up.

GP
14-02-2013, 08:44 AM
Wow. The guy won't have a leg to stand on

:letters:

Ollie the Optimist
14-02-2013, 08:46 AM
Don't think that was the bang she was expecting today



:getcoat:

Injury Time
14-02-2013, 11:26 AM
Apparently he had enough of her whistling "these boots are made for walking"...

Injury Time
14-02-2013, 11:30 AM
Her last words apparently were "I just asked him to shoot his load on my face and ches...."

Marc Overmars
14-02-2013, 12:09 PM
He's been charged with murder. :wacko:

Cripps_orig
14-02-2013, 12:29 PM
Genuinely shocked. Guess the feel good factor after the Olympics and the Paras is truly gone.

A shame. He had the world at his feet.

McNamara That Ghost...
14-02-2013, 12:35 PM
Oscar Pistolrius.

GP
14-02-2013, 12:42 PM
Bullet for my Valentine haha lol

Shaqiri Is Boss
14-02-2013, 12:42 PM
Oscar Pistolrius.
Pist:lol:rius?


:ninja:

Marc Overmars
14-02-2013, 12:43 PM
Bullet for my Valentine haha lol

:lol:

Heard so many of these today but this is my favourite.

McNamara That Ghost...
14-02-2013, 12:51 PM
He could've just admitted he hadn't bought her anything.

Letters
14-02-2013, 01:39 PM
Apparently he'd been out drinking and was legless

:letters:


Pretty sad though, was a real hero to loads of people.

Letters
14-02-2013, 01:56 PM
Gosh.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65886000/jpg/_65886038_65886037.jpg

I'd like to shoot her in the face...

:unsure:

PGFC
14-02-2013, 02:38 PM
The police seem to be backing away from the "I thought it was a burglar" story, somehow it'll be much sadder if it was just an angry 'domestic' murder.

LDG
14-02-2013, 02:45 PM
Well, they're reporting that there have been domestic disturbances there before, so :shrug:

server too busy!
14-02-2013, 02:52 PM
They've only been together 2 months allegedly. Also I think previous domestic disturbances were from a house party when someone wouldn't leave!

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorious!

Xhaka Can’t
14-02-2013, 03:33 PM
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorious!

:haha:

Letters
14-02-2013, 03:43 PM
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorious!
:haha:

LDG
14-02-2013, 03:56 PM
:haha:

LDG
14-02-2013, 04:04 PM
Tbf, he's not the first man to shoot on his missus' face imagining she's someone else :shrug:

Injury Time
14-02-2013, 04:45 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDEEBprCUAIh2CN.jpg:large

Injury Time
14-02-2013, 04:49 PM
Frankie Boyle tweeted @frankieboyle: Oscar Pistorious holds a lot of records, including worst Valentine's present ever.

Letters
14-02-2013, 04:52 PM
:haha:

Injury Time
16-02-2013, 10:10 AM
What have Spurs got that Oscar hasn't?













Bale
:lol:

Injury Time
16-02-2013, 10:13 AM
Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend.

Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres.

:cold:

Injury Time
16-02-2013, 10:14 AM
From Newsbiscuit:

Oscar Pistorius arrested 400 metres from sound of gunshot.

NRA calls for ban on artificial legs.

Ollie the Optimist
21-02-2013, 11:08 PM
so today, the cheif inspector/detective on the case against pistorius has been removed from it because he himself is charged with 7 counts of attempted murder in a separate case


the expression, it takes one to know one comes to mind with this case

Letters
22-02-2013, 09:20 AM
My favourite text about this:

"I'll be honest, when I first heard that a legless sportsman had murdered his missus I feared for Sheryl Gascoigne"

PGFC
22-02-2013, 01:20 PM
:popcorn: This wait for the bail/no bail shit is worse than the transfer window

McNamara That Ghost...
22-02-2013, 01:30 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/351iv0m.jpg

Bale or no Bale? E's a good playa. I wouldn't know abaht that, the Chairman sorts that aht.

PGFC
22-02-2013, 01:42 PM
:d

McNamara That Ghost...
22-02-2013, 01:47 PM
Several Champions League draws could've been completed by now.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-02-2013, 02:23 PM
Bail has been granted.

IBK
22-02-2013, 02:33 PM
No surprise there. Its quite difficult in SA to be refused bail.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
22-02-2013, 03:04 PM
this is ramseys fault

Shaqiri Is Boss
22-02-2013, 03:11 PM
Bailed runner.

Ha.

Letters
22-02-2013, 03:43 PM
Bailed runner.

Ha.
A job at The Sun awaits.

Shaqiri Is Boss
22-02-2013, 04:18 PM
A job at The Sun awaits.
I guess I could bring them down from the inside....

LDG
22-02-2013, 04:25 PM
Bail?

To go with his stumps?

Xhaka Can’t
22-02-2013, 08:19 PM
Bailed runner.

Ha.

Briliant! :clap:

Xhaka Can’t
01-03-2013, 09:41 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/285280_470740999642408_800984266_n.png

Cripps_orig
28-03-2013, 12:10 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21963862

Can't see him still competing.