Things That Are Shit

[Letters]

Poetry
Opera
Your face.


Feel free to add as appropriate.

[GP]

Soaps
The general public
Jedward

[WMUG]

Arsenal

[GP]

Muse
Ukuleles
Gays

[WMUG]

It's funny cos you're saying things that I like/don't hate are shit.

[Letters]

Marmite

[GP]

Marmite

I have a lifetime supply of marmite.

[Letters]

MrsL likes it. Ergo:


MrsL

[Master Splinter]

Your mum.

[Letters]

Birmingham

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lemons.

[GP]

Lemons.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIZbGSXeWWE

[Master Splinter]

Cucumber.

What's the point? It tastes of nothing.

[Letters]

Sensible Soccer :coffee:

[GP]

Atari ST

[Letters]

:fury:

[Letters]

Anything Gok Wan has ever been in

[WMUG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIZbGSXeWWE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTs7xpe6HcY

[Xhaka Can’t]

Top brands in general. They are a triumph of marketing over substance and quality.

McDonalds sells the most burgers, Budweiser the most beer, Starbucks the most coffee, and so the list goes on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Plastic flags at football games.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

- organised religion
- people who are proud of not believing in evolution
- text speech
- the term 110%
- the absurd use of gate as a suffix in any media scandal
- Reality tv
- 95% of music produced in the last ten years
- That Niklas Bendtner earns twice in a week what I do in a year
- Bank charges
- The fact that if I created a list of people who are shit I would die of old age before I completed the list
- That I will invariably forget things to add to such a list in haste

[Letters]

Goonersworld

[LDG]

Everything

Except:

Beer
Curry
Women
(carefully chosen) Music
Holidays
Food
New socks

[Marc Overmars]

Hamstring injuries.

[Letters]

Everything

Except:

Beer
Curry
Women
(carefully chosen) Music
Holidays
Food
New socks
Think you need to add "(carefully chosen)" to 'Women' too...

[LDG]

Think you need to add "(carefully chosen)" to 'Women' too...

:good:

...and "fit" probably.

I need to add:

(good size) Tits
Me
My TV
Money
A good, long, hard, shit.

[Marc Overmars]

Black Pudding

Discuss

[Letters]

Black Pudding

Discuss
You're an idiot.

[GP]

I'm apathetic towards black pudding.

I don't dislike it, but I wouldn't buy it specifically.

[Letters]

Twitter

[LDG]

I'm apathetic towards black pudding.

I don't dislike it, but I wouldn't buy it specifically.

Racist

[GP]

Blacks

[Marc Overmars]

Office gays

[Marc Overmars]

Wimin on maternity leave who bring their ugly babies in to show off.

[GP]

One direction

[GP]

Piers Morgan

[Letters]

Wimin on maternity leave who bring their ugly babies in to show off.
While we're at it:

Babies.


They just sit there doing nothing, when they do anything it's shit themselves or cry. And people go around cooing and go on about how 'beautiful' they are. <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Pot Noodle

[GP]

Pot Noodle

:gp:

Nissin cup noodles from the chinese market are much better.

[LDG]

Poo

[GP]

Doctor Who

[Özil's Panoramic View]

This dog craze where everyone now thinks it's cool and fashionable to be seen walking some flea infested poodle or SHITzu.

Contemporary music.

The faux outrage about horse meat in burgers; it's called 'fast' food ffs, so....

Oscar Pistorius' affidavit.

The EPL (one word, Stokes)

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Goonersworld

Absolute shit forum that....

Everything, and I mean everything about it is akin to human excrement.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Mrs Brown's Boys
Miranda Hart
Most modern comedy sitcoms and comedians.

That a haven't had a proper steak in months.

Vegans.

[PGFC]

Black Pudding

Discuss


You're an idiot.

People stating the bleeding obvious.

Tea that you really really need being cold when you get to it.

Seemingly never-ending cold weather.

The terminally smug.

My eyesight.

Being 50.

Not having a gun.

[Letters]

The terminally smug.
Coney :pal:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Modern art.

[Letters]

Mrs Brown's Boys
This. Oh dear God this.
How that gets put on TV I'll never know.

[Letters]

Little Britain

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

This. Oh dear God this.
How that gets put on TV I'll never know.

There are enough complete fucking idiots who will watch it. Hence the last decade of Simon Cowell.

And Brits seem to have an irrational love for anything Irish.

They were doing so well giving us Guinness and Father Ted, they just had to ruin it.

[Xhaka Can’t]

This. Oh dear God this.
How that gets put on TV I'll never know.
If you watch it, you should have your TV taken off you.

[Letters]

This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dAAC0zSwg4

It actually angers me that this shit is put on TV.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dAAC0zSwg4

It actually angers me that this shit is put on TV.

To be fair the black guy in the taxi sketch was off the wall enough to be slightly (i do mean slightly) amusing

[alexander]

90% of the general public.

Just because most are unable to think for themselves and basically believe anything and everything they see on twitter (also shit) Facebook (more shit) and in any other media. Sodding morons that could not possibily form opinions for themselves. twats.

[Thierrymon]

Carnies.

[PGFC]

Still being cold.

[Fats]

Other people's guffs

[Fats]

Oh, and spastics.

jusy pointless humans. Looking for a positive, at least Disney stays open because of them.

[LDG]

Oh, and spastics.

jusy pointless humans.

Who can probably spell, and type, better than you.

[Cripps_orig]

Mushrooms

[Marc Overmars]

Nothing wrong with 'shrooms tbf.

[Letters]

Man-flu :upset:

[LDG]

You got another cold??? Fucksake man.

[Letters]

It's the same one :angry:

Nearly better now although I did have an alarming coughing fit last night :unsure:


Me :rose:

[PGFC]

Women poisoners.

[LDG]

Women poisoners.

She's not that bad a cook is she?!? :o

[PGFC]

Women poisoners.


She's not that bad a cook is she?!? :o

Well he's only had a bad coughing fit so far.

[LDG]

Well he's only had a bad coughing fit so far.

Anthrax :bow:

[LDG]

Anthrax :bow:

Shite. There's me on the government watchlist :(

[PGFC]

:pal: LDG, Alwful terrorist

[GP]

https://twitpic.com/show/large/c7elfz.jpg

Somebody kill this faggot

[Thierrymon]

https://twitpic.com/show/large/c7elfz.jpg

Somebody kill this faggot

Is he wearing a nappy?

[Niall_Quinn]

https://twitpic.com/show/large/c7elfz.jpg

Somebody kill this faggot

Where does he live?

[LDG]

Waking up at 4am and not being able to get back to sleep <_<

[GP]

Where does he live?

Dunno, LA, probably.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Hangovers and having to go to work.

[LDG]

Hangovers and having to go to work.

You were out on a school night? :o

I can't do that anymore. It hurts too much.

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, there's no way I'd make it in if I got shitfaced on a work night.

Used to do it all the time. :(

[PGFC]

Hangovers and having to go to work.

HFAs :bow:

[LDG]

Yeah, there's no way I'd make it in if I got shitfaced on a work night.

Used to do it all the time. :(
Yeah, but you're younger than me....and up until about a year ago I could still do Thurs/Fri/Sat shift at the pub and get away with it....

You must have a few years left in the tank MOe? I thought you were hardcore :sulk:

[Marc Overmars]

What I drink on Fri/Sat is probably what most would have in a week, so I compensate that way tbh.

[LDG]

Binge drinking :bow:

This is how I rolled too. Though, I binge drank Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays in my proper GHELing days. Between the age of 23 and 30 were the golden years.

[Marc Overmars]

I never drink at home and never go out for "1 or 2". I only binge.

I'm a product of GHEL Britain.

[LDG]

I never drink at home and never go out for "1 or 2". I only binge.

I'm a product of GHEL Britain.

http://diaryofarambler.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tumblr_lq4mk2hxju1qb2kkpo1_500_large.jpg?w=620

[Nayan]

Primetime talent shows.
Heavage
'Glee'
Arsenal
Fat girls in leggings
Wearing a 38"S with only comes down to your wrists when you should be in a 42"R that reaches your knuckles

[Cripps_orig]

People who drink

People who drink for "fun" :haha:

Binge drinking

Alcohol

Dogs

[LDG]

Fat people

[Xhaka Can’t]

Fat people

:clap:

[Cripps_orig]

Fat people

:goodpost:

[Letters]

Fat people

:upset:

[WMUG]

People who don't think being fat is a bad thing.

[Cripps_orig]

Gays

Gay sympathisers

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Diet Soda.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Air travel.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Limericks
Earwax
Torres
Toothache
Earthworms
Ratatouille
Satsumas

[Xhaka Can’t]

What's wrong with satsumas?

[Cripps_orig]

Earthworms
Ratatouille

Harsh on Jim tbh

The film?

[Cripps_orig]

Earthworms
Ratatouille

Harsh on Jim tbh

The film?

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Gas prices.

Hybrids.

Vegan substitutes which are meant to look like and taste like meat.

People who tweet and/or update their facebook status every fucking second of the day.

Whores who act like they aren't in fact whores, as if they have class. FOAD, you whores. We know about you, and I mean we really know about you.

Bitches who feign scorn/disgust at every fucking thing; do you whores actually wipe your arses after messing up the can?

[Injury Time]

Skid marks.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

goonersweb

modern football

london tube

traffic lights

people on bicycles

high public transport fares

arsenal

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Harsh on Jim tbh

The film?
No, but then I've never seen it.


What's wrong with satsumas?
They begin with S.....to finish off my acrostic

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Driving in London

[Xhaka Can’t]

No, but then I've never seen it.


They begin with S.....to finish off my acrostic

I'm an idiot.

[Niall_Quinn]

Police, obviously.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9904541/Police-officer-who-smashed-into-pensioners-car-in-line-for-six-figure-sum-after-suing-force.html

[LDG]

Arsenal

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Yellow Lights. Of death.

[Letters]

Turkish Delight.

[Niall_Quinn]

Turkish Delight.

Don't be an idiot!

[Grebbo]

Lap dances

Having a few drinks and watching an attractive nude dance around a pole is enjoyable. Paying £20 to sit on your hands watching a bird hover over you for a few minutes, whilst pretending to be in to you, is pretty crap.

Some of them don't even grind around on your lap these days which is particularly piss poor.

[Syn]

^one of the stupidest stag weekend traditions OAT.

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, I'd rather just pay for a high class hooker tbf.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Yeah, I'd rather just pay for a high class hooker tbf.
One £300 hooker, or 300 £1 hookers?

[Injury Time]

One £300 hooker, or 300 £1 hookers?

Is that your coin carrier in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

[LDG]

AIDS

[PGFC]

Test results back? :hug:

[GP]

You'd know haha lol jk

[LDG]

I'm just a carrier :shrug:

[PGFC]

Ah, Hermes.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Zim attempting to be witty.

[Özim]

GB getting out of the wrong side of the bed, almost every day.

[Xhaka Can’t]

You need new material.

[Özim]

I've got plenty don't worry, I'm touched by your concern though.

[PGFC]

Chelsea fans.

[LDG]

Bunk Beds

[PGFC]

I didn't know Zim was a bunk bed.

[Injury Time]

D
Your momma need new material. *wipes cock on curtains-exits stage right*

:yikes:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

The EPL - #confirmed.

Wumger :bow:

He's right though.

[Cripps_orig]

Hope

[Letters]

Comic Relief

[WMUG]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m38/Joeview/lettersisshit.png

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Budget.

[Injury Time]

chest infections <_<

[Cripps_orig]

GW on international breaks

Probably the only times in the season we can enjoy getting away from being the laughing stocks so we should enjoy

[LDG]

Onsie's.

My mate said he got one.

What the absolute fuck is that all about!? :blink:

Apparently it's cool???

A grown man in a babygrow?? Really????

Fuckin....

[Xhaka Can’t]

GW on international breaks

Probably the only times in the season we can enjoy getting away from being the laughing stocks so we should enjoy

Don't worry - you'll always be a laughing stock.

[Cripps_orig]

People laugh at me or people laugh with me. As long as they laugh, that's all that matters tbh

[Xhaka Can’t]

People laugh at me or people laugh with me. As long as they laugh, that's all that matters tbh

:good:

[PGFC]

James Herbert dying :rose:

[Xhaka Can’t]

George Osborne living.

[Injury Time]

James Herbert dying :rose:

Damn, had he been ill? 69 is nothing, that's like your age....

Omg Girls Aloud to split AFTER tour, that's shit.

[PGFC]

Thursdays

[IBK]

James Herbert dying :rose:


I will always remember the garden shears episode in "The Fog'.

To cheer you up, though, there's http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21869330

[Xhaka Can’t]

The Vancouver Canucks

[PGFC]

Canucks

:good:

[Xhaka Can’t]

:lol:

[Letters]

The weather :(

[Xhaka Can’t]

Two hours of patchy cloud with the sun occasionally poking through now counts as a newsworthy beautiful day.

[Marc Overmars]

I hope this awful spring means we'll have a #decent summer but I doubt it.

[GP]

No, it means you touch yourself at night.

[Marc Overmars]

No, it means you touch yourself at night.

Don't be so rude.

[LDG]

Thursdays when you know you have a half day on Friday.

[LDG]

When there's no loo roll left.

[Syn]

When there's no loo roll left.

Aim better.

Unless you're talking about shitting at work which would make you weird.

[PGFC]

Sort of Tuesdays

[Injury Time]

The monkeys Amazon use to "deliver" things, who don't bother to leave a note, all get is an email (which naturally the spam filter blocks) saying it's been delivered to the agreed "safe place" wherever the funk that is, useless thunder****z <_<
Also little bit Amazon ****somer service the low profile slippery mofos!

[Letters]

My dentist sending me a letter telling me I'm due a check up.
And not putting a stamp on it.
So muggins here has to go to the post office and pay £1.50 to find out what it is.

<_<

[Özil's Panoramic View]

When you take an actual shit and it bungs the toilet.

[WMUG]

Toilets that instead of properly flushing, just slowly fill with water then, equally slowly, drain out again, meaning 2 or 3 flushes are necessary <_<