This Weekend's Fixtures (21/22 Sept).

[Munchies]

Barkley only got a yellow for that? GHEL concessions. :bow:

Def a red

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Some pressure on the 'Ammers there.

[Munchies]

A Hammer player is called Rat

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stunning from Baines.

[Munchies]

:bow: What a goal !

[Munchies]

This Everton kit is quite good

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Better than that pink monstrosity they've had.

Noble. :haha:

What a moran.

[Munchies]

:haha: at his face

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant from Baines. :bow:

[Munchies]

Wow again

Baines :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ouch. Good header from Lukaku, even though he got KTFO.

[Munchies]

He's dead

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That last replay was horrible. :sick:

[Munchies]

Chelsea let him go :doh:

Lukaku > Old Man Eto'o

[Munchies]

Cut your hair you fag

Looks like a Oasis member

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku didn't know he had scored. :lol:

[Munchies]

First wasn't a yellow tbf

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Jesus :sick:

I thought retrospective action had changed for this season, so Barkley could still be banned?

He's already in the England squad, so his career is already over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They might have changed it but this is the FA.

Also, he's big, he's strong.

[Munchies]

Jesus :sick:

I thought retrospective action had changed for this season, so Barkley could still be banned?

He's already in the England squad, so his career is already over.

They'll brush it under the carpet. Hadn't seen it mentioned anywehre till just now

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes vs Hull now.

Pardiola. :bow:

[Munchies]

Yohan Kebab :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cisse's assist. Sexy.

[Munchies]

Should've bought him ffs

He's quality

[Munchies]

Danny Graham :doh:

Quality at Watford against Pubbers

Shit now

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Krul got megged.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well done Remy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Low centre of gravity. Bingo!

Elmo. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a volley from Aluko. :blink:

[Munchies]

:haha:

[Munchies]

Bruce :haha:

Pardew :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Remy. :haha:

What a miss!

[Munchies]

Aluko looks like Demba Ba :unsure:

[Munchies]

You wont hear again from Aluko again this season.

That said, Newcastle :haha:
Pardews :haha:
Fat Cunt Ashley :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Good family day'. :doh:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

"Do you like him?"

"No, I do."

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool - Southampton now. :popcorn:

[Munchies]

Shelvey :bow:

What a legend

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shelvey. :bow:

[Munchies]

Wtf was Rodgers doing with his defence, first thing I saw when the teams were announced

[Munchies]

Again, Wanyama is fucking shit.

Wenger knows :bow:
Me :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Did Mowbray really think Moses ballooned that by himself? :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great work from Kolo giving away a needless corner that was scored from. :scarf:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Wtf was Rodgers doing with his defence, first thing I saw when the teams were announced

I have no idea.

He fucked up badly.

[Munchies]

Stevie Me :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mignolet :bow: :bow: :bow:.

[Munchies]

Mignolet is class

[Munchies]

Sterling is shit :lol:

Shit pass there , and at the end

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Any bets on when Pochettino will have learnt English?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WBA - Sunderland now.

[Munchies]

Any bets on when Pochettino will have learnt English?
He wont lol , translator is with him all the time, he's been here for a while now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Probably right.

Also, that damned non-celebration.

[Munchies]

Di Canio fistdacuffs :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Fletcher has his own surname tattooed as a tramp stamp?

:haha:

[Munchies]

Fletcher has his own surname tattooed as a tramp stamp?

:haha:

His bf told him to

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nice strike from Amalfitano.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Di Canio. :haha:

[Munchies]

Stockdale you fucking useless cunt

FFS

[Munchies]

Guzan :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shut up Lineker.

[Munchies]

Sunday now.

COYG !!

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Shocking level of analysis from MOTD again

Going over exactly what we saw in the game by simply describing it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They have a picture of Big Sexy in the Sunday Supplement studio. :lol:

[Munchies]

They have a picture of Big Sexy in the Sunday Supplement studio. :lol:

Haha who wouldn't ?

I got a poster of him and Jack Wilshere which I got for free at Wembley Stadium , haven't put it up though

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Do it!

[Munchies]

Do it!

I probably will sooner enough :lol:

Right now I only have the 03/04 title picture of the team up and that's it really.

[Rors]

Rode our luck, but I will certainly take it. Complete with Gabby actually picking a pass :faint:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Not 5 minutes into MotD2Extra, about Pellegrini "we don't know too much about him".

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crystal Palace: Speroni, Mariappa, Gabbidon, Delaney, Moxey, Jedinak, Guedioura, Bannan, Puncheon, Jerome, Chamakh.

Swansea: Vorm, Rangel, Chico, Williams, Davies, Canas, Selvey, Dyer, Routledge, Michu, Vazquez.

[Rors]

Not 5 minutes into MotD2Extra, about Pellegrini "we don't know too much about him".

:lol:

He looked organised though....

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1333:
GOAL - Crystal Palace 1-0 Swansea - Michu. :unsure:

That should be 0-1 Swansea, of course.

[Munchies]

Ozil with both assists

[Munchies]

BFG nearly fucked up

[GP]

Wrong thread, bro

[Munchies]

ah ffs :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 0-2 Swansea, Dyer.

Palace. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Di Resta out!

[GP]

Wrong thread, bro.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

No Van Persie for United :popcorn:

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Nastasic, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Toure, Nasri, Navas, Aguero, Negredo
Man Utd: De Gea, Evra, Ferdinand, Rooney, Smalling, Vidic, Carrick, Young, Welbeck, Valencia, Fellaini

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP dropped. :lol:

[GP]

Bizarre.

Hope City smash them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No Van Persie for United :popcorn:

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Nastasic, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Toure, Nasri, Navas, Aguero, Negredo
Man Utd: De Gea, Evra, Ferdinand, Rooney, Smalling, Vidic, Carrick, Young, Welbeck, Valencia, Fellaini

Man City Subs: Pantilimon, Lescott, Richards, Garcia, Milner, Jovetic, Dzeko.

Man Utd Subs: Amos, Evans, Hernandez, Nani, Cleverley, Kagawa, Buttner.

Referee: Howard Webb (S Yorkshire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 0-2 Swansea, FT.

[Ollie the Optimist]

van persie has a thigh strain.


could be out for a while. united would be fucked if that is true

[Munchies]

van persie has a thigh strain.


could be out for a while. united would be fucked if that is true

Hope he goes and gets injured again and retires.

[GP]

Hope he goes and gets injured again and retires.

Hope his head falls off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

NQ seems to think Navas has never played in an intense derby before. :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

That must be RVC's first injury of any kind in years.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moyes has killed him.

Cardiff: Marshall, Theophile-Catherine, Turner, Caulker, Taylor, Gunnarsson, Bellamy, Medel, Kim, Whittingham, Campbell.
Subs: Hudson, Odemwingie, Mutch, Cowie, Mason, Maynard, Lewis.

Tottenham: Lloris, Walker, Dawson, Vertonghen, Naughton, Paulinho, Dembele, Townsend, Eriksen, Sigurdsson, Soldado.
Subs: Chiriches, Lamela, Holtby, Friedel, Fryers, Kane, Sandro.

Referee: Mark Clattenburg (Tyne & Wear)

[GP]

That must be RVC's first injury of any kind in years.

Maybe it'll get infected and they have to amputate his legs.

Then I'll call him Lieutenant Dan.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Come on Cardiff.

Draw bore fest at mancland.

[Munchies]

Cheeky punt for Chicarito in jan ?

[Munchies]

Maybe it'll get infected and they have to amputate his legs.

Then I'll call him Lieutenant Dan.

:pray:

[Munchies]

Teams nearly out now

[Ollie the Optimist]

if spurs win by 3 goals they go above us in the league. a two goal win means GD is the same but we above on goals scored.

come on Cardiff

[Munchies]

Stream:
http://popstreams.eu/stream2.html

[Marc Overmars]

North London title race tbf.

Come on Cardiff.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbeck nearly in after a few seconds, ran it out though. :lol:

[Munchies]

Kompany nearly fucked up

[Munchies]

Totally forgot the spuds were playing

[Munchies]

Spuds got Kane on their bench

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Totally forgot the spuds were playing

Everyone did, tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Naughton goes for glory, goes miles over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds got Kane on their bench

Through hellfire and brimstone!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nastasic booked.

[Maestro]

ashley young, i hate you

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff nearly in, Lloris clears it up. So close to handling it outside the area.

[Globalgunner]

Howard Webb still plays for United, apparently. How was that a yellow?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It might have even been outside actually.

Clattenburg. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Marshall only just saves from Soldado.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza could have killed Aguero!

[Transplanted Gooner]

Wazza could have killed Aguero!
Came back to post exactl that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 1-0 Man Utd, Aguero! What a team goal!

[Master Splinter]

What a goal!

Segrio :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a goal!

Segrio :bow:.

Opposite does it again. :bow:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

:haha:

[Transplanted Gooner]

Even Na$ri was good in the buildup to that.

Still.. Gimme a draw for this game

[Maestro]

quality player, my favourite striker in this dastardly league

[Ollie the Optimist]

Wazza could have killed Aguero!

after teh booking for nastatic, how can webb not book rooney for that?

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Lesbo is having a field day out there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nearly goal of the century from Nasri.

Man Utd getting a tonking.

[Globalgunner]

GOAL!. Honestly, Kolarov is twice theplayerClichy is. i dont know why anyone would play Clichy the panic machine ahead of him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

after teh booking for nastatic, how can webb not book rooney for that?

http://www.thefootballramble.com/images/blog/FergieSmile2.JPG_thumb.jpg

He is still around!

Also, brilliant save from Marshall to deny Soldado.

[Ollie the Optimist]

united could be hammered here again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza loses his er hat.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

6-1 :pray:

[Ollie the Optimist]

again, how has rooney not been booked yet? especially after the early yellow card for city.

i reckon he will get a red today. loose cannon

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Marshall saves from Sigurdsson. Cardiff are getting pummeled.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolarov. :lol:

Nice try.

[Marc Overmars]

City play the best football in the league, they are us from 4-5 years ago.

United. :lol:

They need Özil. :coffee:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City far too inventive for Man Utd's crap midfield.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Man City far too inventive for Man Utd's crap midfield.

But Fellaini?

[Master Splinter]

City play the best football in the league, they are us from 4-5 years ago.



Citeh have been quite awlful in recent times. They do look good on their day though.

[Syn]

Man Utd's right side (and in particular Smalling) is getting ripped a new arsehole.

[Globalgunner]

I hear the real reasonfor Wazza's injury is that he was having a brain fitted. they could only find one thatcould match his blood type. From a skunk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Huge appeal for handball on Rio, nothing given.

[Ollie the Optimist]

that penalty incident. think it is penalty. smalling left enough of his body there to make contact. if that was other was round, it would have been given

[McNamara That Ghost...]

But Fellaini?

The £27 million toilet brush. :bow:

Wazza booked. I doubt he has had a brain fitted.

[LDG]

Wazza :lol:

[Ollie the Optimist]

rooney is going to get a red here

[LDG]

How the hell did SAF manage to get this turd to win the league.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya always dominates Man Utd.

[Transplanted Gooner]

Navas dived on Young's clearance.
Karma says that should have been a pen.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Townsend is a hit and hoper. England place sure to follow.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Agent Moyes doing well.


Welcome to mid table Man United. Hope RVC is out for the entire season so they really fall down - they're hopeless without him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How the hell did SAF manage to get this turd to win the league.

GOAT gonna GOAT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yes Tyler, I've heard they don't have washing machines in Argentina.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini sums himself up there, loses the ball, clatters in to a player.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy. :haha:

Oh dear.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lloris. :haha:

[Penguin]

I've never rated Valencia. How has he even lasted this long at Man Utd?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Turner.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 2-0 Man Utd, YAYA!!

Moyes. :haha:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Disallowed goal for Turner.

what for?

[Rors]

Moyesy :wave:

[Rors]

I've never rated Valencia. How has he even lasted this long at Man Utd?

"Linked with Real Madrid" before United signed him. Sure.....

[McNamara That Ghost...]

what for?

Arms all over Dawson.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 2-0 Moyes Utd, HT.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I wonder when United will realise they fucked this one right up...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good refereeing by Clatteburg there. Sensible use of the advantage rule! :faint:

[GP]

I wonder when United will realise they fucked this one right up...

Hopefully not for a long, long time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"Linked with Real Madrid" before United signed him. Sure.....

They meant the upcoming La Liga fixture.

[Marc Overmars]

United are not very good anymore are they?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff 0-0 Spuds, HT.

[Munchies]

United are not very good anymore are they?

They never were, Just Fergie was the goat

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy and Welbz instead of Nani and Kagawa. :lol:

[Ollie the Optimist]

the top four place under threat this season will be uniteds. we will finish above them

[Master Splinter]

Why does Moyes persist with Youngy? He is and has been woeful for most of his United career. Apart from the +1s he got in the 8-2. It has to be because his pelanty-earning ability is their most potent goal threat.

At least Valencia had a couple of solid seasons.

United without RVC :rose:.
Moyes :wave:.

[Rors]

Young :lol: Did we ever see Fergie coming with that one :haha: :pal:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I'm serious here but if RVC gets injured for a sustained period of time I can see them falling out of the top four. Can't wait tbh

[Munchies]

This is fucking amazing, I've hated United all these years, downfall has started :bow:

Chances of Fergie coming back once Moyesey is sacked ?

[GP]

So, what's the point in Fellaini?

[Syn]

Fucking love Moyesy.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Too early for a Redcafe in Meltdown thread?

[Özil's Panoramic View]

City looking scary.

Only team looking likely to challenge us for the title.

[Marc Overmars]

Why does Moyes persist with Youngy? He is and has been woeful for most of his United career. Apart from the +1s he got in the 8-2. It has to be because his pelanty-earning ability is their most potent goal threat.


It's because he can cross.

Get it in the mixer and all that.

Moize is ancient.

[Syn]

So, what's the point in Fellaini?

I said it when some people wanted us to sign Dempsey - they might look good when they're the go to guys for smaller clubs but it's a different ball game when you're going for a win every week.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Young :lol: Did we ever see Fergie coming with that one :haha: :pal:

"I'm going to kill MY creation!"

[Munchies]

I said it when some people wanted us to sign Dempsey - they might look good when they're the go to guys for smaller clubs but it's a different ball game when you're going for a win every week.

Wenger Knows :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/70058000/jpg/_70058455_ab613b4a-e8a1-493c-a282-fb275ffeb9d9.jpg

:haha:

[Globalgunner]

United:unsure:. They should have bought Baines instead.

[Rors]

"I'm going to kill MY creation!"

"Good luck..you're gonna need it!"

[Munchies]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/70058000/jpg/_70058455_ab613b4a-e8a1-493c-a282-fb275ffeb9d9.jpg

:haha:

That's awful !
:haha:
:pal:
:haha: :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"Good luck..you're gonna need it!"

Hogan. :haha:

[Munchies]

@piersmorgan

Can quite see why Moyes didn't fancy Ozil - may have slid United up from no-hopers to possible Europa contenders.

Might be a prat, but this made me laugh :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 3-0 Man Utd, AGUERO!!!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

United :haha:.

Moyes :haha:.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fellani let him go :haha::haha:


28 million well spent. :haha:

Moyes :haha:

Redcafe :haha:

Glazer :haha:

[Munchies]

Okay now I'm watching this !

[GP]

I just ROFLd my guts up

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moyes' remedy to the situation? Cleverley. :bow:

[Munchies]

Who's coming on...
Cleverley :haha:

[LDG]

Absolutely no idea what he's doing.

[Rors]

Hemlock for Moyesy...

[Power n Glory]

Is he really playing a 4-4-2 in this massive game? 😄

[Munchies]

I just ROFLd my guts up

LOLZ0RZ

[Rors]

Cleverley?! :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Moyes. :haha:

Poor bloke is so out of depth.

[GP]

http://funnypicturesplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/funny-david-moyes-man-utd-meme.jpg

[Munchies]

Absolutely no idea what he's doing.

Moyesnoidea.jpg

Edit : GP ahead of it :haha:

[Rors]

Oh my good god :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 4-0 Man Utd, NASRI!!! :haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Men against boys.

tbh

[Master Splinter]

:haha: :haha: :haha:






































:haha:

[Munchies]

I cheered his goal

FUCK

LESBIAN FACE :haha:

[GP]

OH MY GOOD GOD! :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Bloodklawwt.

:haha: :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Men against Moys.

tbh

:good:

[Ollie the Optimist]

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy off, Cleverley on. :haha:

[LDG]

:haha: :haha:

City have been quite scary.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Cheeky bid for Lesbo in January.

Cripps wuz rite.

[Munchies]

We Want 10 :bow:

[Dennis Bendtner]

This is gold. Look at Fellaini trying to keep up.

#beast

[Munchies]

Cheeky bid for Lesbo in January.

Cripps wuz rite.

Lets get Chicarito whilst we're at it

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:haha::haha::haha:


Hope the little boy in RVC is enjoying this.

[Munchies]

Ooo nearly 5 !!!

http://popstreams.eu/stream3.html
^ Stream for it, :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So nearly 5-0.

[Power n Glory]

A sound beating!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Nearly 5. Excellent defending from Vidic.

[Marc Overmars]

Embarrassing how much brighter and energetic City are.

Moyes. :haha:

Sacked in the morning.

[LDG]

Nearly 5

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Marshall is having a stormer for Cardiff.

[Munchies]

Still 40 mins left aswell

Cmon Nasri

[Munchies]

Marshall is having a stormer for Cardiff.

A Cardiff goal would top this off

[Master Splinter]

Shrek to get sent off? :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza. :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Wazza. :haha:

[GP]

Rooney :haha:

[Munchies]

Rooney, what a miss, :haha: :haha: :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Rooney :haha::haha:


What a sitter.

[Master Splinter]

Wazza :haha:.

[GP]

http://funnypicturesplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/funny-david-moyes-meme.jpg

[crashley]

RVC, he only had to wait a year :titsup:

[GP]

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/moyes-out-1.jpg

[Master Splinter]

The Chest finally contributes.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTMRtV7IMAAxBRr.jpg

[Rors]

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/moyes-out-1.jpg

:haha:


"Hmmm!"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Marshall saves again, this time from Soldado!

[Dennis Bendtner]

If only it was still close, we could have seen the great 'stick MAOAM up front and hoof it' in action. Barely worth it now.

[LDG]

Toure is a beast

[Özil's Panoramic View]

RVC, he only had to wait a year :titsup:

:haha:

:gp:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Marshall saves from Paulinho!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz nearly there with the scruffiest goal of all time.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Welbeck with a scorcher there.

[Penguin]

Toure is a beast

Best box-to-box midfielder in the world

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz. :lol:

Freekick to Man Utd.

[crashley]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTMRtV7IMAAxBRr.jpg

I actually feel sorry for Moysie, the horror on his face, poor lad.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUx5HcWCIAE8OEg.jpg