What gets on your nerves?

[MissHandbag]

People with ridiculously large umbrellas who pretend they're not trying to poke your eyes out on the pavement. I mean come on, only a truly huge person or someone with truly wide hair needs a golf umbrella - I don't even have one to defend myself with.

Gits - I hope they get blown away

[PGFC]

Crows.

[MissHandbag]

Crows.

Crowing cos you have a big umbrella?

[PGFC]

Crows.


Crowing cos you have a big umbrella?

Umbrella? me? never :sulk:

[IBK]

Feckers who refuse to move down inside the train.

[PGFC]

Hospital appointments on a Sunday? I mean wtf?

[the easter bunnie]

epineurium.

[MissHandbag]

Hospital appointments on a Sunday? I mean wtf?

I'd love to get offered a Sunday appointment

[Marc Overmars]

People who don't use deodorant before a work out.

[Ollie the Optimist]

slow walkers in stations etc and who drift accross so you cant get past.

[Xhaka Can’t]

The Vancouver Canucks.

[Cripps_orig]

People who stop in the middle of the road to talk to others getting in the way of people walking

[isv]

drivers who dont acknowledge you when you have let them have way on the road

[Özim]

People who talk with whistling sounds at the end of every word.

Cars that take up two lanes on roundabouts.

[LDG]

Mondays

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Cheryl Cole or Tweedy or whatever hername is, can't but a paper without this silly no talent bint on the front.

[Dennis]

Arsenal

[Cripps_orig]

Simon Cowell

Who the fuck is this guy?

Why is he so famous?

I dont watch any of the shit hes on but you cant stop hearing about him

[The Wengerbabies]

Cyclists.

[Master Splinter]

Simon Cowell

Who the fuck is this guy?

Why is he so famous?

I dont watch any of the shit hes on but you cant stop hearing about him
He's like Louis Walsh. But English.

So you should love him.

[Master Splinter]

Who wrote that monumental rant about how they hate Russel Brand on the old GW?

That would be appropriate here.

Jo Brand is also annoyingly unfunny.

[dazthegooner]

Capital One never EVER get a credit card from them bunch of impotent wankers :angry:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Capital One never EVER get a credit card from them bunch of impotent wankers :angry:

Man, before the depression, I used to get shitloads of junkmail from those twats. Got to the point where I just filled their prepaid envelopes with other junkmail and bits of banana skins and posted the crap back to them.

[Toronto Gooner]

The Vancouver Canucks.
The fact that the whole of Canada has adopted the Canucks as their own. The fact that all the newspapers devote the first 5 or 6 pages of the sports section to the final. The pure greed explicitly exemplified by the fact that the ICE hockey season continues into June (forecast temperature in Boston is 23°C, in Vancouver is 22°C).

[Toronto Gooner]

Man, before the depression, I used to get shitloads of junkmail from those twats. Got to the point where I just filled their prepaid envelopes with other junkmail and bits of banana skins and posted the crap back to them.
I will remember that one. Thanks.

[Toronto Gooner]

The people who are unwilling to keep their feet still when sitting down.

[Master Splinter]

It's a complaint as old as time, but people who talk in cinemas/theatres/etc.

Need to be killed.

And killed well.

[GP]

your face haha lol jk

[Toronto Gooner]

It's a complaint as old as time, but people who talk in cinemas/theatres/etc.

Need to be killed.

And killed well.
How about hanging them using some 32 mm film?

[Jofnn]

old people (well, the one's that are really rude when they don't need to be!)

[Özim]

Simon Cowell

Who the fuck is this guy?

Why is he so famous?

I dont watch any of the shit hes on but you cant stop hearing about him
Wearing his trousers too high and an awful haircut, not easy to pull that off!

[GP]

You know what really grinds my gears? People in the 19th Century. Why don't they get with the freakin' program? It's called an automobile, folks. It's much faster than a horse.

[Flavs]

Louis Walsh. Also, Simon cowel for thinking anyone wants to watch Louis Walsh.

Oh and the constantly pesimistic, seriously dudes, chin up

[LDG]

Cuddling in bed when you're trying to get to sleep. It's uncomfortable, and there's nowhere to put your other hand.

[V-Pig]

The way the little tag symbol on Currants BW gets in the way of being able to easily click on the last page.

[Flavs]

Louis Walsh. Also, Simon cowel for thinking anyone wants to watch Louis Walsh.

Oh and the constantly pesimistic, seriously dudes, chin up

WTF happened there???

[LDG]

Typo??

[Letters]

WTF happened there???

I put a comment as to why I edited it
*slaps*

[Flavs]

I put a comment as to why I edited it
*slaps*

You fuckin fascist

:sulk:

[PGFC]

24 hour blood pressure monitoring, seriously, it sucks.

[MissHandbag]

24 hour blood pressure monitoring, seriously, it sucks.

Was hooked up for that last month and before I left the surgery, took it off, took it back to the nurse cos - NO WAY!

[MissHandbag]

Bus drivers that brake really suddenly for no reason and throw you on the floor of the bus then don't even have the courtesy to check your limbs are still in one piece

[LDG]

People who don't listen when I say "coffee please" and I get tea.

Cunts

[isv]

cunts who are on benefits who claim they cant work but spend all of their money on drink and drugs... wankers...

[PGFC]

24 hour blood pressure monitoring, seriously, it sucks.


Was hooked up for that last month and before I left the surgery, took it off, took it back to the nurse cos - NO WAY!

It's been off an hour, still really hurts, no wonder my blood pressure's so blooming high.

[PGFC]

Bus drivers that brake really suddenly for no reason and throw you on the floor of the bus then don't even have the courtesy to check your limbs are still in one piece

take their number and report them, they're not allowed to do that the cunts :fury: ooh me blood pressure...

[The Wengerbabies]

You know what really grinds my gears? People in the 19th Century. Why don't they get with the freakin' program? It's called an automobile, folks. It's much faster than a horse.




:gp:

Really pisses me off when I see someone riding a horse on the road, piss off. I always want to rev the engine when I pass them.

And they shit all over the road, when a dog shits on the pavement the owner has to pick it up, should be the same rule for horse riders, hopefully they get run over while picking it up.

[Arsenal Fan]

naughty people

[Master Splinter]

Oh and the constantly pesimistic, seriously dudes, chin up
:gp:

[Master Splinter]

naughty people
:gp:

[Master Splinter]

Cunts
:gp:

[Master Splinter]

Post whores.

[Marc Overmars]

Said it before, but the cost of frickin' Mach 3 blades. Considering you only get 4-5 decent shaves out of one it's a rip off.

[Injury Time]

Post whores.
:gp:

[Mr.Singh]

Adrian Chiles.....I find him more annoying then vpig

[Syn]

People without perfect manners and courtesy.

[Cripps_orig]

Andrew Flintoff

Most Argentinian footballers

[MissHandbag]

take their number and report them, they're not allowed to do that the cunts :fury: ooh me blood pressure...

My son did - he was furious and complained yesterday - I wouldn't have bothered myself and did tell the driver thanks a lot as I hobbled off the bus. Covered in bruises and bumps today.

Div

[PGFC]

My son did - he was furious and complained yesterday - I wouldn't have bothered myself and did tell the driver thanks a lot as I hobbled off the bus. Covered in bruises and bumps today.

Div

Mmm, lady bumps ##

[MissHandbag]

Mmm, lady bumps ##

Some of these are looking like manly bumps today!

[Flavs]

People without perfect manners and courtesy.

Oh fuck off

[V-Pig]

Waking up with one eye feeling slightly blurry and not being able to shake it off so you worry that you're actually going blind.

[MissHandbag]

Having my already crap bus journey made worse by annoying woman on her phone next to me jabbering in foreign... at about 1000 decibels

Hmph!

[Injury Time]

Having my already crap bus journey made worse by annoying woman on her phone next to me jabbering in foreign... at about 1000 decibels

Hmph!

How many times do I have to tell you Geordie is NOT foreign :sulk:

[Coney]

How many times do I have to tell you Geordie is NOT foreign :sulk:

Ah yes - Geordie Armstrong. One of our greatest ever wingers. Great player, great bloke, great to watch. Got his name on one of my Arsenal shirts. :cloud9:


http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/2000/nov/02/guardianobituaries.brianglanville

[MissHandbag]

How many times do I have to tell you Geordie is NOT foreign :sulk:


Wayy ayy - I like the Geordie accent

[Jacky_Wilshere19]

Un co-operative people.

Also childish and immature individuals

[Letters]

Also childish and immature individuals

You must love GW, poo poo pants

[Ollie the Optimist]

national express east anglia. the worst train company without a doubt.

[Cripps_orig]

People who eat on the bus and stink the place up

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Japanese people who comment how fluent I am at their language........when all I've said is 'Good Morning!'

[Arsenal Fan]

mean people

[MissHandbag]

Women who sit on the bus or tube doing their make-up - I'm not talking about a touch up of lippy or something, the whole tango faced works - If you're that ugly, do it before you leave the house

(A little bit of me admires they can apply eye make up on the move without getting it everywhere)

[Marc Overmars]

Women who sit on the bus or tube doing their make-up - I'm not talking about a touch up of lippy or something, the whole tango faced works - If you're that ugly, do it before you leave the house

(A little bit of me admires they can apply eye make up on the move without getting it everywhere)

On the train the other week, I noticed how fugly the girl sitting opposite me was, loads of acne. Then she started doing her make up and by the end of the journey all the acne was gone and I thought to myself hmm I probably would tbh.

So yeah, make up is a life saver for you lot.

[Flavs]

Shallow men

[milla]

Japanese people who comment how fluent I am at their language........when all I've said is 'Good Morning!'

oohh.. Kamabakka-san, nihongo umaidesne. :coffee:

[Coney]

oohh.. Kamabakka-san, nihongo umaidesne. :coffee:

So's your face, Milla-san.

[Coney]

The crap at the start of a DVD that you can't skip over - the copy warnings, endless movie company logos. Just fuck off. I paid for the DVD, so stop telling me when I can and can't skip things. I want to start the film as soon as I load it, not 10 minutes later, you twats.

[Flavs]

Barcelona football club and their endless PR machine of bollocks

[Letters]

Shallow men

*reminds Falvs of comments he made about MrsL in the V&I section :p *

[LDG]

The crap at the start of a DVD that you can't skip over - the copy warnings, endless movie company logos. Just fuck off. I paid for the DVD, so stop telling me when I can and can't skip things. I want to start the film as soon as I load it, not 10 minutes later, you twats.

Whilst you can't skip it, you know you can "fast forward" it don't you....

[Japan Shaking All Over]

oohh.. Kamabakka-san, nihongo umaidesne. :coffee:

sugoi Milla, nihongo ga pera pera desu yo, nihonjin mitai!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Whilst you can't skip it, you know you can "fast forward" it don't you....

LDG, I'd give up on Coney if I were you!

after the Wenger picture fiasco, started to think he's having a bit of an Eboue!

[milla]

So's your face, Milla-san.

Kuso jiji urusai ne :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Whilst you can't skip it, you know you can "fast forward" it don't you....
Some bits you can't. Blu-rays seem to be worse.

:banghead:

I'm with Coney on this tbh.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

So's your face, Milla-san.


Kuso jiji urusai ne :lol:

aho vs baka - fight

[Grebbo]

When a waiter doesn't use a pen and pad to take down your order and instead try's to be a smart arse and momorise it.

[Coney]

Whilst you can't skip it, you know you can "fast forward" it don't you....

I've tried that - it works on some but not on others.

[Coney]

Kuso jiji urusai ne :lol:

wakarimasu 'old fart/git'. :lol:

[dazthegooner]

The fucking police had a blowtorch put near my face was punched in the face and also threatened with a knuckle duster do they seem worried no!!! try to chase them up but they only work certain hours... <_<

[Xhaka Can’t]

I've tried that - it works on some but not on others.

The simple way to avoid all that shite is to buy your dvd/blu-rays of the Chinese bird that sells them in the Twelve Pins on a match day.

[Chrissie]

Inadvertently putting your thong on the wrong way round when you're in a hurry.

[Chrissie]

Cab drivers who offer to come in and share your chips.

[Slacker]

Pretty much anyone who wears a Man Utd shirt. Glory hunting tossers. And people in shops or pubs who don't serve the person who's next.

[Slacker]

And websites that throw you out while you're in the process of responding to a message.

[Coney]

Inadvertently putting your thong on the wrong way round when you're in a hurry.

It's worse for blokes.

[Coney]

Program makers who do 3 stories in a program but instead of doing them in order, they keep switching from one to the other so that half of the program is recapping stuff you have already seen several times in that program. I presume it is the specified way for making programs that all contributors have to follow. Also, that other shit when announcing a winner or loser with that irritating 10-15 seconds before giving the result. I guess they think it increases the tension but all the people I know just get pissed off with that shit.

[Letters]

Also, that other shit when announcing a winner or loser with that irritating 10-15 seconds before giving the result. I guess they think it increases the tension but all the people I know just get pissed off with that shit.

Watch the first few minutes of this for a brilliant spoof of those moments. Cat Deeley plays it with a straight face, I love the moment when she 'loses it' with the studio audience:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U69wwGuWwzQ

Peter Kay :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Fans

All they do is blow warm air on you.

Whats the point in that?

[Chrissie]

Fans

All they do is blow warm air on you.

Whats the point in that?

They move the air around the room. Me thinks you need an air con unit not a fan

[Cripps_orig]

They move the air around the room. Me thinks you need an air con unit not a fan

Thinking of getting one

[Chrissie]

I have one. Have to put the hose out the window but does the job.

[Cripps_orig]

How much do they cost?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Fans

All they do is blow warm air on you.

Whats the point in that?

You're a hypocrite and no better than Arsene Wenger.

Couldn't give a damn about the fans.





I'm here all week.

[Chrissie]

Not sure. Paid £500 for mine in the sale in John lewis, half price. The upstairs is nicely chilled tonight. The b/f has one from Argos. Think he paid around £50?

[Letters]

I'm here all week.

:(

[Slacker]

No hose, quiet, and industrial strength aircon at less than 1p a day - my bro-in-law has one and swears by it. I'm hoping for one for Xmas maybe...

http://www.meaco.com/proddetail.asp?prod=Magicool

[Letters]

No hose, quiet, and industrial strength aircon at less than 1p a day - my bro-in-law has one and swears by it. I'm hoping for one for Xmas maybe...

http://www.meaco.com/proddetail.asp?prod=Magicool

Says it cools up to 9m²

What if you live in 3D? :unsure:

[Slacker]

Got me there mate! :)

[Coney]

Says it cools up to 9m²

What if you live in 3D? :unsure:


Put on the glasses and you will be cool.

[Sirjackofwilshere]

I've got a cheapskate air cooler...think I got it for 60 quid

Can't sleep without it :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

The humidity today.

Sick.

[Cripps_orig]

The humidity today.

Sick.
That's what you get when you have terrible hot weather.