Arsenal vs Newcastle. 28th April. 20:00. Sky Sports 1. MNF

[Marc Overmars]

Newcastle are a bit shit and went on their holidays weeks ago.

Should be a comfortable win.

3-0.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Best chance we'll get to bump up our GD, so a mauling is definitely on the cards here.

Newcastle have clearly gone on holidays since reaching the 40 point mark.

6-0, to include a Rambo hattrick.

Up The Gunners. :scarf:

[Munchies]

ffs, why isn't this on the weekend

hate an Arsenal free weekend

[Marc Overmars]

an Arsenal free weekend

The best kind of weekend tbh.

[Munchies]

It depends, something to look forward towards I guess.

--

Ches

Gibbs
BFG
Kosc
Sagna

Flamini
Ramsey

Podolski
Ozil
Ox

Giroud

[Niall_Quinn]

3-0 Ozil hattrick in first half and then foot off the gas and cling to the clean sheet. Giroud to get 4 touches in whole match, 3 of them on the female lines...? person?

[Injury Time]

1-0 Tube strike<_<

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

3-0

Ozil hattrick

[Bumble]

Ramsey will be playing so we will smash them 3-0 easy as you like as i think they have been on holiday since about February plus manager on his way out so players care less. If Ramsey doesnt play... scrap to a 1-0 win.

[I am invisible]

Podolski loves a couple of goals at the moment - loves it!

17-0 Arsenal

Ramsey 15, Podolski 2

[Marc Overmars]

First of 2 must wins if we want to put our feet up on the final day.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Newcastle are complete dogshit at the moment. Anything less than a three goal win should be considered a failure.

[AFC Leveller]

As has bene mentioned, the bar codeas have been on holiday since reaching that 40 point mark and we should smach the shit out of them.

4-1.

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmOesfxCAAE9LZz.jpg

[Letters]

A win would make it St Totteringham's day :partytime:

[Munchies]

A win would make it St Totteringham's day :partytime:

A few seasons ago, most of which is still appropriate :haha:

http://arsenalblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/536454_10150952865693899_783203898_11693800_430583 708_n.jpg

Every Year :scarf:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh St Totteringham's day !
Our hallowed yids skull-cracking day!
We'll break their backs!
Gouge out their eyes!
Their evil hearts we'll pulverise!
Oh St Totteringham's day!
Oh St Totteringham's day!
May God bestow his grace on thee...

[Niall_Quinn]

A win would make it St Totteringham's day :partytime:

So this is St. Totteringham's Eve?

That gives me an excuse to have a drinky.

[Letters]

So this is St. Totteringham's Eve?

That gives me an excuse to have a drinky.
Could be. Sure, why not.

[Munchies]

Arsenal captain Thomas Vermaelen is set to return from a hamstring problem.

Abou Diaby has recovered from his serious knee injury but has picked up a minor groin problem so will miss Monday's game.

Newcastle midfielder Moussa Sissoko, who has missed three games with a hamstring problem, should feature.

Strikers Papiss Cisse (knee) and Luuk de Jong (ankle) have been ruled out and Hatem Ben Arfa has also confirmed he will not be involved.

--
COYG :scarf:

[selassie]

This should be a win. We look a different team with Ramsey and Ozil back and I am looking forward to this game. If we win tonight and Everton fail to beat City on Saturday then 4th is pretty much ours.

[Özim]

Newcastle are in awful form and have been pretty poor, should win this comfortably.

[PGFC]

Good luck to anyone trying to get home from the game tonight #theghostofCrowliveson. :rolleyes:

[sibreen]

4-1
Fancy BFG to get one tonight.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good luck to anyone trying to get home from the game tonight #theghostofCrowliveson. :rolleyes:

Do it the old fashioned way - pub crawl home, make it half way, sleep in a ditch.

[Marc Overmars]

First leg of a St Totteringhams Day, 4th place Cup and FA Cup treble to be completed tonight. :pray:

[Munchies]

Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Arteta, Ramsey, Ozil, Cazorla, Podolski, Giroud
Subs: Fabianski, Jenkinson, Vermaelen, Kallstrom, Flamini, Rosicky, Sanogo

HD Skysports stream:
http://www.rider-hdlive.com/p/hd-stream-1.html

[GP]

Good side.

Need to fuck these sluts

[Niall_Quinn]

Time for Giroud to get one thing right. No luck so far though.

[KSE Comedy Club]

fuck sake, streams died!

[Flavs]

Any other streams?

Went to 3 pubs near my work and none have the game on? WTF? And we are now having a massive thunder storm and the tube strike....oh when will this madness end

[Niall_Quinn]

BORING. PICK THE FUCKING PACE UP!

[Niall_Quinn]

Any other streams?

Went to 3 pubs near my work and none have the game on? WTF? And we are now having a massive thunder storm and the tube strike....oh when will this madness end

You aren't missing anything.

[adzzzbatch]

We started fairly well, but we've gone back to the slow passing in front of their midfield and defence.

Need to be quicker!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Giroud is shit. Evidence is in. No pace, no power, no brains.

[Munchies]

Giroud is shit. Evidence is in. No pace, no power, no brains.

If he was faster there, he could've been in

[Flavs]

You aren't missing anything.


But I am suffering BBC radio commentary and a man called "Steve" (Watson?) who is dull as fuck and saying "we" when talking about Newcastle!

[Niall_Quinn]

Was that a foul? Fuck off. What a joke.

[Flavs]

Giroud is shit. Evidence is in. No pace, no power, no brains.


He does however have a good singing voice

[adzzzbatch]

Giroud is shit. Evidence is in. No pace, no power, no brains.

:gp: he is just shit, 100 courics.

[Edinburgh Gooner]

http://www.hdfoots.com/skysports-1-live-streaming.html
working fine for me

[adzzzbatch]

FFS Newcastle starting to get into it more.

[Flavs]

Hotel Wi-Fi says no

[Edinburgh Gooner]

Hotel Wi-Fi says no
that sucks. try vipbox

[PGFC]

fuck sake, streams dried!

That's global warming…

[adzzzbatch]

we're sooooooooooooooooos slow!

[Edinburgh Gooner]

where's maccy with his match updates?

[Munchies]

Hotel Wi-Fi says no

try this
http://p2plive.net/0428/arsenal-vs-newcastle-united

[Niall_Quinn]

Hotels won't risk pissing off Murdoch's mob. You may have to put up with the bbc. No Maccy either. You can listen to me moaning through the match if you like.

[Munchies]

where's maccy with his match updates?

Good question, he's usually always on too.

[Munchies]

KOSC!!!!!!!!!!

[adzzzbatch]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

[Niall_Quinn]

According to their stupid rules, shouldn't that have been a red. Answer yes.

Meanwhile.... KOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 1-0

[adzzzbatch]

Kos booked :doh:

[Munchies]

Kosc booked for kicking the ball :haha:

What a cunt ref

[adzzzbatch]

giroud puts his skill of falling over to good use :lol:

[adzzzbatch]

Ooooooooooooooooo unlucky pods

[Niall_Quinn]

Pods :doh:

Also, that's 24,774 fouls against us this season with no card. Kos celebrates a goal? Card.

[LDG]

Gosh. That made me wake up for a second.

Back to sleep now :yawn:

[Niall_Quinn]

Great save from pods header. Could be 3-0 now. Hope we don't regret missing those chances by ending up only winning 6-0 here.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ridiculous dive from gouffran

[Niall_Quinn]

Rubbish effort by Tiote, easy for ches

[adzzzbatch]

4-4 mentioned :sick: :ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

Bet you that cunt ref is going to book Ramsey.

[adzzzbatch]

Rubbish effort by Tiote, easy for ches

only scored 1 goal ever for Newcastle and that was against us, we are generous to piles of crap

[LDG]

Pods will get booked now Edit: Ramsey

[adzzzbatch]

Bet you that cunt ref is going to book Ramsey.

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Bet you that cunt ref is going to book Ramsey.

Absolute cunt ref. totally one sided on the cards as ever.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ches you loon. Nicely done though.

[LDG]

Absolute cunt ref. totally one sided on the cards as ever.

Yup.

Fuckin terrible reffing.

[adzzzbatch]

stop giving the ball away!

[Niall_Quinn]

Bet you that cunt ref is not going to get the card out for Newcastle.

[LDG]

Bet there's no Newcastle booking

[Munchies]

Monreal is awful!

Outmuscled by Debuchy

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kos. :bow:

:doh: for the booking though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bet you that cunt ref is not going to get the card out for Newcastle.

Surprise surprise no card. Just bent reffing, that's all.

[adzzzbatch]

Surprise surprise no card. Just bent reffing, that's all.

lucky it's not at their place.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey too good for this team now.

[LDG]

Surprise surprise no card. Just bent reffing, that's all.

It really is poor.

People say there's no bias.

Seriously, that's disgusting

[Munchies]

Here's the Kosc goal
http://zippy.gfycat.com/FinishedAncientCuscus.mp4

[Niall_Quinn]

It really is poor.

People say there's no bias.

Seriously, that's disgusting

He'll chuck in a couple in the last 2 mins of the match to make it look impartial.

[Flavs]

thanks guys but its not having it

[adzzzbatch]

lamppost :haha:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOZIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!

[GP]

Giroud assist :bow:

[Flavs]

Well...I think we migth just get 4th

2-0

[Munchies]

gIROUD :haha:

Ozil 2-0 !!

[Niall_Quinn]

Thank fuck for mesut. Giroud couldn't hit a whale on the end of his dick. 2-0

great decision by lino though. Is it that bird?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mesut. :bow:

Fourth place trophy. :scarf:

[adzzzbatch]

Thank fuck for mesut. Giroud couldn't hit a whale on the end of his dick. 2-0

great decision by lino though. Is it that bird?

:haha:

[LDG]

Giroud :lol:

Deary me.

[adzzzbatch]

giroud no strength at all.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Don't worry Bif, I have faith you will score.

[Munchies]

Mesut. :bow:

Fourth place trophy. :scarf:

WHERE WERE U ?

:bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Ox injured? Just bring him on up top and see what happens.

Magical by Ozil. Rolls Royce stuff

[Munchies]

But yeah, Giroud is pretty awful, big teams we'll only get 2-3 chances and you don't need him at the end of them

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WHERE WERE U ?

:bow:

I did a silly thing and got a job.

[LDG]

Ozil :bow:

[Munchies]

I did a silly thing and got a job.

:lol:

Congrats! less frequent maccy updates ? :shrug:

[Niall_Quinn]

I did a silly thing and got a job.

By silly you mean fucking insane?

Santi in but misses. Krul keeping them from a pasting

See that! Tiote should have already been booked, so that's a red avoided.

HT training session

[GP]

Easy

[Marc Overmars]

As easy as you like.

Let's rack up the +1's.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

Congrats! less frequent maccy updates ? :shrug:

Yeah weekdays there will be less. Will still do weekends though.

[Munchies]

Yeah weekdays there will be less. Will still do weekends though.

Fuck.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dowdless today so forget you 4-4 sky.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

N_Q yes I am little bit idiot. Unless I become big boss man quickly.

Tiote or Cattermole, who is the bigger scrote?

[Marc Overmars]

Maccy for who he was and not what he became. :rose:

[LDG]

Fuck off you stupid pundit cunts!

Aragagabddnksndnsj!!!!!! B b

CUNTS

[Özil's Panoramic View]

N_Q yes I am little bit idiot. Unless I become big boss man quickly.

Tiote or Cattermole, who is the bigger scrote?

Ramires? :unsure:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Still think Santi is wasted out wide.

Newcastle have been shit so we've been able to score but we need some with more pace.

[Flavs]

can you imagine if we had actually signed Suarez...i mean honestly

Problem we face is that we need a big striker with this tactic and to find a big striker who is also fast and can self create? not many players like that in the world to be fair (aisde from me)

[LDG]

:ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

N_Q yes I am little bit idiot. Unless I become big boss man quickly.

Tiote or Cattermole, who is the bigger scrote?

Ramires

[Flavs]

you ok there sweetheart?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mertesacker. :haha:

He's so slow!

[Letters]

But yeah, Giroud is pretty awful, big teams we'll only get 2-3 chances and you don't need him at the end of them

Doesn't seem to have the strength for the PL. in other leagues you might get a foul for some of the challenges he's getting but not in the PL.

[Flavs]

Toon fans apparently want Pardew out, say he is an also-ran, bigoted, loud mouthed and quick to lose his temper? Funny he sounds like the perfect Geordie

[Niall_Quinn]

No, wrong Neville. Ozil was not active. That's the stupid rule. He only became active when the ball cannoned back to him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires? :unsure:

Forgot about him. Would love to see those three against the 'celebrities' in charity matches though.

[Munchies]

Where is Master Splinter lately? He needs to be promoted to Maccy's position

[Flavs]

We have loads of pace! but they are all injured.... <_<

[Flavs]

Forgot about him. Would love to see those three against the 'celebrities' in charity matches though.

Christopher Biggins would own Ramires to be fair

[LDG]

Come on Arse. Lets tank this ****z.

EDIT:

Why is k unt (****) banned, but cunt isn't :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Stevie me :haha:

Didn't wait for the mars man on Sunday.

Khaleesi :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Arse. Lets tank this ****z.

Need to drop the pace, save energy and hang on at end.

[Munchies]

Liverpool could still win the league if City win all their games.

10-0+ against this Newcastle team

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Khaleesi. :bow:

How has Carragher been? Took it better than Souness I hope.

[Munchies]

See, Suarez isn't a racist, he's eating a banana:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmVX8ZqIUAEQxQv.jpg

£80m bid in the summer plz Arsene

[Niall_Quinn]

Khaleesi. :bow:

How has Carragher been? Took it better than Souness I hope.

He was mostly playing with the sky toys. Did different types of arrows including a circular one.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adi
Das

He's already picking up the German. :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

Ramsey :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Santi having an off day today. Maybe good, save it for the cup.

[adzzzbatch]

Oh I see Newcastle are allowed to foul to win the ball back.

[Niall_Quinn]

Change it Wenger. Give us something worth watching FFS. Newcastle aren't even here, they are on hollybops

[adzzzbatch]

Ramsey :bow:

so good

[Niall_Quinn]

Had to be deliberate by remy. It was a contortionist effort just to get his arm there.

khalramsey :bow:

[Munchies]

Ramzeeeeeeeeee :bow:

[Power n Glory]

Game of Thrones is on. Forget this shit. Boring game!

[Niall_Quinn]

Santi brunts it over the bar

[adzzzbatch]

Game of Thrones is on. Forget this shit. Boring game!

Watch the South Park version.

[Niall_Quinn]

Game of Thrones is on. Forget this shit. Boring game!

It's okay, she won't be on until the last 10 mins. The rest will be shit stuff about fat blokes and dwarves.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol Santi crap today.

[adzzzbatch]

wtf giroud.

[Niall_Quinn]

This is a sad performance by Newcastle. Training warm up for us.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kos on the volley. Blocked.

[adzzzbatch]

This is a sad performance by Newcastle. Training warm up for us.

Yet still we only lead 2-0

[Power n Glory]

Watch the South Park version.

The Black Friday one with the ps4 vs xbox 1 thing? That was classic.

[adzzzbatch]

The Black Friday one with the ps4 vs xbox 1 thing? That was classic.

:gp:

[Niall_Quinn]

Sucker break. Good work by Kos to put goofyron off

[Niall_Quinn]

Too complicated. Just be a bit more direct and there's another 20 odd goals in this.

[adzzzbatch]

Ramsey :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

8 mins to sub.

giroud is seriously slow

[Munchies]

Giroud :lol:

[adzzzbatch]

giroud :lol:

[Munchies]

8 mins to sub.

giroud is seriously slow

Wenger subs:

Podolski off, Flamini on
Ozil off, Rosicky on
Giroud off, Sanogogo on

lol those NUFC mugs have to travel 5+ hours to get home :pal:

[Niall_Quinn]

Giroud is finally getting in the right areas to miss.

[adzzzbatch]

Wenger subs:

Podolski off, Flamini on
Ozil off, Rosicky on
Giroud off, Sanogogo on

lol those NUFC mugs have to travel 5+ hours to get home :pal:

I'm glad I'm not sharing a train home with them tonight.

[adzzzbatch]

Giroud is finally getting in the right areas to miss.

we need to stop trying to lay it off to lampost.

[adzzzbatch]

lamppost :coffee:

[Niall_Quinn]

Just beautiful by Ramsey and Ozil. On a p,ate for Giroud. 3-0

[Munchies]

OUI OUI OLLIVERIG GIROUDSSS

[GP]

giroud :lol:

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Geordie banner.

next excuse Pardew?

[Letters]

Ok. I'm calling it.

Happy St Totteringham's Day!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BIF!!!!

Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!

[LDG]

We should rape this lot

[Master Splinter]

Just beautiful by Ramsey and Ozil. On a p,ate for Giroud. 3-0

p,ate :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Amoeba coming on for Geordies

[Niall_Quinn]

p,ate :bow:.

Couldn't do the accent.

Pods, just wide. By a mile.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Liverpool could still win the league if City win all their games.

10-0+ against this Newcastle team

Frankly, their performance tonight is giving me a bit of hope.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a cock of a ref.

[Letters]

We should rape this lot

:clifford:

[Maestro]

Oz and Ramsey are bloody good players

[LDG]

Lets see how the ref can try and even things up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lets not buy goofyron

[adzzzbatch]

oooooooopppppppppppps Aaron :lol:

[LDG]

:clifford:

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Rosicky getting ready.

[LDG]

Lets not buy goofyron

Apparently Remi is just what we need though :rolleyes:

[adzzzbatch]

Ramsey :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Rosicky for Ozil
Flamini for Ramsey.

Wenger rationing the joy again.

[adzzzbatch]

pods to get a full 90mins?

[Niall_Quinn]

Apparently Remi is just what we need though :rolleyes:

Pulis won't sign a player like that anyway.

Cunt ref gets Sagna in the book now.

[adzzzbatch]

cheap yellow :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Geordies can't afford clothes.

[LDG]

Who's gonna get a silly red in the next few games and rule themselves out of the final?

[Niall_Quinn]

Doubt they'll care about our last couple of games, might even ref them by the rules.

[Niall_Quinn]

Here he comes, the postie

[Niall_Quinn]

How many shit corners by Santi?

[adzzzbatch]

We're playing too casually now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Giroud off, Yaya on.

[Niall_Quinn]

We're playing too casually now.

A whole season and you notice now?

[Letters]

We're playing too casually now.

It's been a bit of a training match. I'm fine with that.

[Niall_Quinn]

Not a pen.

[Munchies]

clear pen, who's this shit ref ?

[adzzzbatch]

A whole season and you notice now?

:lol:

No it was December :(

[Niall_Quinn]

Not like the ref would have given it even if it was.

[Letters]

clear pen, who's this shit ref ?

Wasn't

[adzzzbatch]

It's been a bit of a training match. I'm fine with that.

Very true, I just think we lack that mentality to thrash teams.

[Munchies]

'ITS HAPPENED AGAIN' 'ITS HAPPENED AGAIN' 'ITS HAPPENED AGAIN' 'ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ''ITS HAPPENED AGAIN'

:bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Shooting practice for nacho and pods

[adzzzbatch]

"It's happened again, t*ttenham h*tspur it's happened again" :scarf:

[Niall_Quinn]

Worst team we've played all season?

[adzzzbatch]

Worst team we've played all season?

nah that was man u.

[Niall_Quinn]

Extra time and then St totteringhams day

[LDG]

"It's happened again, t*ttenham h*tspur it's happened again" :scarf:

:gp:

[Letters]

Very true, I just think we lack that mentality to thrash teams.

I think we lack the strikers to!

[adzzzbatch]

I think we lack the strikers to!

:gp:

[adzzzbatch]

"you'll always be shit, t*ttenham h*tspur, you'll always be shit" :scarf:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal 3-0 Barcodes, FT!

Us. :bow:

Our inability to hammer teams. :bow:

[LDG]

"you'll always be shit, t*ttenham h*tspur, you'll always be shit" :scarf:

:gp:

[GP]

Wonderful

[Niall_Quinn]

Forever in our shadow. Mind the gap.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Christopher Biggins would own Ramires to be fair

Own is one way of phrasing it.

[Master Splinter]

I hope Ramsey and Ozil don't get injured again.

[Niall_Quinn]

I hope Ramsey and Ozil don't get injured again.

I hope the pope stops shitting in the woods.

[GP]

I hope the pope stops shitting in the woods.

And touching kids

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Up the Arse! On we march.... hardly tested, but key players looking steady for the big day....

[Marc Overmars]

Training session for most of it.

Easiest 3 points we'll ever have.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

no reflection on us or our performance which i thought was solid throughout, but that's got to be one of the worst if not the worst side we've played this season. No real desire to get forward, not really getting in much in the way of tackles....i can totally sympathise with the Newcastle fans and their banners if that's the dross they have to put up with. I wouldn't mind but they have a fair few decent players....actually felt like we were in a contest when we played up at St James Park....not tonight though....we didn't play with any great urgency because we really didn't have to.