Just for fun...

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OK, so I'm stealing this from an Arseblog Arsecast Extra from the other week...

If you somehow got hold of a real-life Fifa-style player editor (or whatever it is that the kids are playing these days), and you could boost just 1 stat/attribute for 3 different Arsenal players, who and what would they be?

Obviously 'Mertesacker' and 'pace' is a given, so you now have 2 choices left...

[Power n Glory]

Theo - Dribbling
Giroud - Pace
Diaby - Take away the injury prone trait!

[LDG]

Chesney - Clean Sheets
Welbeck - Goals
Wenget - Tactics


League winners tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey - hair

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Diaby: New ankles - 100

[AFC Leveller]

Santi- Aggression
Sanogo- Footballing ability
Ozil- goals

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We should probably take Sanogo off the list really? I'm not sure we have enough stats for that...

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Wenger - Tactics and Flexibility (Don't know if that counts as two)
Giroud - Pace
Podolski - Workrate

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Until January, mine is...

Koscielny - Fitness
Mertesacker - Fitness
Chambers - Fitness

...I'll have to have a think about what comes after that though.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Sanogo - left leg
Giroud - less pace
Diaby - new body

[Globalgunner]

Sczesney. Kicking: still quite terrible
Arteta: Anything that will keep him out of the team
Monreal/Gibbs: Better bones than the fibreglass kit God saw fit to give them

[fakeyank]

Gibbs- Fitness
Ozil- Passion
Arteta- Defense

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Arteta: Program in Tekken's Yoshimitsu style seppuku so he can disembowel himself in the middle of the pitch for my entertainment

Giroud: Edit the goal nets so they give off the fragrance of female genitalia, he will be all over that area then

Wenger: Edit his ability to adjust the zip on his jacket without making himself look like a vulnerable special needs adult

[GP]

Letters - Face

[mr_brighterside]

sonogoals - goals
chesny - passing
gibbs - attacking