Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[LDG]

Been rofling and loling at the Asrenal facebook page.

Nobody speaks any sense. At all. Nobody can speak English, and half of them comments are made by some gangster from da block.

Arsenals 4ever. Wenger with we must champions Gunners will!!

:haha:

Mods - can this be a sticky?? Ta, fanx much love.

[Hump]

Is this the sort of thing? Sammy Nelson is Matt Prior's father-in-law.

[LDG]

Is this the sort of thing? Sammy Nelson is Matt Prior's father-in-law.

Really?? Cool.

Yeah. Just random crap, snippets, pics, gifs and funnies.

http://www.captainwag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Djou1-500x280.jpg

[Fist of Lehmann]

Nobody speaks any sense. At all. Nobody can speak English, and half of them comments are made by some gangster from da block.

Arsenals 4ever. Wenger with we must champions Gunners will!!



Mention Call of Duty and it could almost be Lansbury's Twitter.

Kids!

:rolleyes:

[selassie]

Really?? Cool.

Yeah. Just random crap, snippets, pics, gifs and funnies.

http://www.captainwag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Djou1-500x280.jpg

Where's the Mango Butter?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Where's the Mango Butter?

Looks like Johan's been smoking it

[Ironing]

Arsene Rice & Pat Wenger

http://i56.tinypic.com/oir7h1.jpg

[LDG]

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1088/56324750.jpg

[Coney]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1088/56324750.jpg

:lol: Now, if that was Bendtner I think you would be onto a winner.

[LDG]

http://redwhitearmy.50webs.com/article/arsenal_manutd.jpg

[Ironing]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2vudaif.jpg

[LDG]

:haha:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sammy-nelson.jpg

Sammy Nelson finally poses the question to his childhood sweetheart


who says romance is dead##

[hymppi]

this thread is the best so far :D

[Coney]

http://www.boxofficefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/arsenal-comeback.jpg

Random Arsene Shit?

[selassie]

http://www.boxofficefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/arsenal-joke.jpg

[Hump]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAo7gF7DXJE

[fakeyank]

http://www.boxofficefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/arsenal-joke.jpg

:haha:

[LDG]

:haha:

[selassie]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpZ15PtA_VfriLxaCT2CCmySMh2ni1e y7XqUCqQJwzY7Q9JxgA&t=1

[LDG]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o31/hassan1024/funnies/wow20we20beat20spurs.jpg

[LDG]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOTcI0rGXuDwdMY8FwvtJi9MLGGyMcW WCWbGkiRbco_sECw4Ys7g

[LDG]

Really Really Really not safe for work NSFW NSFW NSFW

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_9XAaR30jm-SFdKwqWWvdWqb5TXIoOC2T8FPIoBchRVbcsvMkQA


:haha:

[milla]

Really Really Really not safe for work NSFW NSFW NSFW

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_9XAaR30jm-SFdKwqWWvdWqb5TXIoOC2T8FPIoBchRVbcsvMkQA


:haha:

Filthy filthy filthy ol Frenchie :coffee:

[KSE Comedy Club]

Really Really Really not safe for work NSFW NSFW NSFW

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_9XAaR30jm-SFdKwqWWvdWqb5TXIoOC2T8FPIoBchRVbcsvMkQA


:haha:
:sick:

[Ironing]

Really Really Really not safe for work NSFW NSFW NSFW

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_9XAaR30jm-SFdKwqWWvdWqb5TXIoOC2T8FPIoBchRVbcsvMkQA


:haha:

This is very very gay i'm afraid

[LDG]

No homo.

[Marc Overmars]

Disgusting.

Expected better from you El Dee Gee.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

thought Wenger was looking to fill thegaping hole in defence.....not........

[Coney]

thought Wenger was looking to fill thegaping hole in defence.....not........

Patience! We look like we are in the process of one signing for a forward. I'm sure that is not the end of it!

While we do need to improve the defence, we also need to get couple more players who can put the ball in the net reliably.

[LDG]

:unsure:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

me thinks the wrong end of the stick was gotten.........(what say you LDG?)

[LDG]

me thinks the wrong end of the stick was gotten.........(what say you LDG?)

And he always liked a good pun too.

Coney :rose:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

my sentiments exactly! bless!

was going to tell about get food poisoned after a WHU gme at Highbury but your picture made me sicker than then

mybe same happened to Coney was shocked into sensibility!!!!

[Coney]

Was doing several threads in different tabs at once, mostly about the transfer windows and just looked at the immediate last post. Now I look at the page before.... .. :doh:.

:lol:

[LDG]

Arsenal facebook inviting people to post up pics of themselves in the new Arsenal strip.

Ding Dong!

I'd be finished with that by the time the clock struck 10 past three tbf.



http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/249685_1756921250326_1457844749_31396141_328872_n. jpg

[LDG]

Cripps added his:

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/249830_10150656561975374_515905373_19205925_777593 1_n.jpg

[LDG]

As did Milla


http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/263880_10150212770864958_763134957_7170990_6877788 _n.jpg

[Flavs]

As did Milla


http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/263880_10150212770864958_763134957_7170990_6877788 _n.jpg

:lol: :lol:

[milla]

LDG, u fat cunt :wwf:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Arsenal facebook inviting people to post up pics of themselves in the new Arsenal strip.

Ding Dong!

I'd be finished with that by the time the clock struck 10 past three tbf.




http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/249685_1756921250326_1457844749_31396141_328872_n. jpg

shit LDG thought your sister was a Spud:ninja:

[LDG]

I don't have a sister.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

phew.....then play away son ;-)

[LDG]

Lol at all the comments under her pic though.

She's obviously blocked her name :haha:

Though I've done some :ninja: and she's from Enfield.

:whacky:

[milla]

Lol at all the comments under her pic though.

She's obviously blocked her name :haha:

Though I've done some :ninja: and she's from Enfield.

:whacky:

She is probably 14 though, perv. :coffee:

[Cripps_orig]

Having done probably the same :ninja: LDG did, id say she is 22/23

[Coney]

Arsenal facebook inviting people to post up pics of themselves in the new Arsenal strip.

Ding Dong!

I'd be finished with that by the time the clock struck 10 past three tbf.



http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/249685_1756921250326_1457844749_31396141_328872_n. jpg

Jailbait :sulk:

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3652128/Mel-rubs-Theo-up-the-right-way.html

Melanie Slade :bow:

[GP]

Jailbait :sulk:

http://www.shooshshare.com/upload/2011-06-22/1308721935.jpg

[Cripps_orig]

Former Arsenal and Barcunt striker Thierry Henry is not known for receiving
red cards but the Frenchman saw red while playing for New York Red Bulls after
a confrontation with Portland Timbers midfielder Adam Moffat.
Full story: Metro (http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/867034-thierry-henry-sent-off-for-violent-conduct-head-tap-on-adam-moffat#ixzz1PvJERB59)


Video of it in the link.

The ref :doh:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Video of it in the link.

The ref :doh:

Insane.

[selassie]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3652128/Mel-rubs-Theo-up-the-right-way.html

Melanie Slade :bow:

She's developing all right, some of our players could learn a thing or two off her in regards to developing. :good:

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3662029/Melanie-Slade-suns-herself-on-holiday.html

Melanie Slade :bow:

[selassie]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3662029/Melanie-Slade-suns-herself-on-holiday.html

Melanie Slade :bow:

Yeah she's super hot now. Theo done very very well there.

:trophy: Bird

[Coney]

She's developing all right, some of our players could learn a thing or two off her in regards to developing. :good:

Some of our GWers players could learn something by doing it rather than talking about it. ;)

[Hump]

Some of our GWers players could learn something by doing it rather than talking about it. ;)


And for real rather than practicing and reviewing "training" DVDs.

[Coney]

Good call - I must remember to clean the tv screen before she gets back from work.

[LDG]

Didn't know where to put this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13928823.stm

[Coney]

Didn't know where to put this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13928823.stm

Well, it certainly would not belong in the Fabregas to Barca thread.

[Sirjackofwilshere]

YoungGunsBlog (http://twitter.com/#%21/YoungGunsBlog) Jamie Sanderson



Dennis Bergkamp appointed assistant manager at Ajax. Will also oversee Academy. Superb experience. Good luck, Iceman.

8 minutes ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/YoungGunsBlog/status/85419887916363776)

Oh Bergkamp...how I pine for the days when you glided across the Highbury turf

Also:
He studied and received a first class degree in Mechanical engineering (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanical_engineering) from the University of Bath (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Bath), choosing to study there during the summers of his time spent at Arsenal.

:bow:

[Boss]

Bergkamp :bow: :bow: :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Arsenals greatest ever player :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Watched a programme on him the other day - we were privileged to have him on the team, and as much as I like a good moan about ticket prices, I'd pay double just to see this guy in his prime again.

The best Arsenal player ever.

[Letters]

Watched a programme on him the other day - we were privileged to have him on the team, and as much as I like a good moan about ticket prices, I'd pay double just to see this guy in his prime again.

The best Arsenal player ever.

Purely as a player I'd say Henry edges it but I don't want to get into that debate.
Bergie gets extra points for finishing his career with us though.
One thing we can all agree on though, we were bloody lucky to watch a team with them both in at the same time.
Man we were good back then.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Purely as a player I'd say Henry edges it but I don't want to get into that debate.
Bergie gets extra points for finishing his career with us though.
One thing we can all agree on though, we were bloody lucky to watch a team with them both in at the same time.
Man we were good back then.

As much as I think Bergkamp was better - he was the catalyst for our change in style that led us to success, I would never be critical of anyone that thought Henry was our best ever.
On your final remark, 'amazing' hardly does how good we were justice, yet some Arsenal fans look back at that period as the benchmark for how we should be now, and that is simply unrealistic and unfair.

[Ironing]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb324/RedMosquito9/eBOOe2.jpg

[selassie]

http://images.football.co.uk/Dynamic/Group/Source/693ea81e3e6c957fff5cb5da24756211.jpg

[selassie]

http://kopthis.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/wenger.jpg

[LDG]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/27/article-1324328-0BCC3163000005DC-996_634x420.jpg

[LDG]

http://images.football.co.uk/Dynamic/News/400x400/1256150822_spt_ai_moscow_manutd_33.jpg

[Cripps_orig]

DENNIS BERGKAMP has been appointed Ajax's assistant boss.

The ex-Arsenal hero had been in charge of the youth system but has been promoted to first-team duties with former team-mate Frank De Boer.
Bergkamp, 42, has not yet signed a contract but took charge of first-team training yesterday.
Although he spent the first seven years of his career with the Dutch giants, he has made no secret of his desire to one day coach the Gunners.
He said: "I would advise everyone to work in England, as a player or a coach. It just breathes football."
Ajax striker Mounir El Hamdaoui, 26, who is wanted by Fulham, will be allowed to leave.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3665279/Dennis-Bergkamp-is-named-new-Ajax-No-2.html#ixzz1QfObj024

Next Arsenal manager

[Coney]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eosGkndaIFM/S8R7m-fMELI/AAAAAAAAMlM/QPhHr9FdPws/s400/usmanov.jpg

Next chairman of the board.

[selassie]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eosGkndaIFM/S8R7m-fMELI/AAAAAAAAMlM/QPhHr9FdPws/s400/usmanov.jpg

Next chairman of the board.

:lol:

You do come out with some classics Coney.

[GP]

I just got the email offering a season ticket.

I was 4700 ish on the list last season.

Tempted, tbh.

[selassie]

http://a.yfrog.com/img620/881/afujd.jpg

[hymppi]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eosGkndaIFM/S8R7m-fMELI/AAAAAAAAMlM/QPhHr9FdPws/s400/usmanov.jpg

Next chairman of the board.

:lol: spot on!

[Coney]

Just stumbled across this while dicking around on youtube. Fond memories.... sniff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZSvfGfgSKw

[Master Splinter]

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/pre-season-training-picture-special?image=4 http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/354x498/jul_11/gun__1309874815_training05072011_04.jpg?ic=8a8fb8T



http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/368x498/jul_11/gun__1309875036_training05072011_17.jpg?ic=5190d8T


:bow:


http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/498x349/jul_11/gun__1309874905_training05072011_09.jpg?ic=8809e8T


Jenkers :bow:


http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/498x337/jul_11/gun__1309874828_training05072011_05.jpg?ic=45afa7T


:lol: It looks like they've adopted him from the slums of Côte d'Ivoire.


http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/498x338/jul_11/gun__1309874754_training05072011_02.jpg?ic=082423T


FFS. Dennis Bendtner is still there :(

[Sirjackofwilshere]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfpFuCekrf8

Oh the memories...

[Young Guns 11]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-dJBWWi2Hw

Had goosebumps watching that. God I miss him :(

[LDG]

Terry Henry :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/498x337/jul_11/gun__1309874828_training05072011_05.jpg?ic=45afa7T


:lol: It looks like they've adopted him from the slums of Côte d'Ivoire.




or ot may be that he's just coming down from the effects of the date rape drug

[Unai Tea]

Why hasn't that assclown sorted out his hair problem? He had the second half of the season off and all. No reason why he should still have stupid hair.

[I_Killed_Kenny]

From arsenal.com about ryo myachi. Hopefully he can teach theo the art of football and stop him running into blind alleys all day long!


“What I like about Ryo is that he has good timing with his runs and understands when to go and where to go. That is something very important. He knows how to use his pace and he is an intelligent player.

[Boss]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZUA8Y9G0BM

Sign him up, Arsene.

[Letters]

Scuffed it, tbh.

[Kano]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo60w3EVon1qhaz39o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId =AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1310548770&Signature=Q%2Fj1S8S8m2sqYVMeCP3OEVhKUuI%3D

has he lost weight or is it the haircut?

[LDG]

Haircut. Pie-munching fat cunt.

On another note, the latest pics from arse.com of the malaysia training session.......Gibbs has built himself. He looks fucking huge. Neck, arms etc. Won't do him any harm. Hope he stays free of injury.

[server too busy!]

What happened to that Bolivian kid we signed, he looked fairly decent on youtube clips.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Arshavin ate him.

[server too busy!]

Haircut. Pie-munching fat cunt.

On another note, the latest pics from arse.com of the malaysia training session.......Gibbs has built himself. He looks fucking huge. Neck, arms etc. Won't do him any harm. Hope he stays free of injury.

Is it just me that can't see the enlarged images on Arse.com?

[milla]

Haircut. Pie-munching fat cunt.

It takes a fatty to know a fatty. :gp:

[Xhaka Can’t]

LDG has really let himself go since the collapse of Globogym.

[Master Splinter]

Sulzeer returns:

http://younggunsblog.co.uk/2011/07/campbell-returns-to-arsenal-for-training/

[dazthegooner]

He also found out the grass is not always greener on the other side.

[IBK]

Newcastle paid him £3,940 for each MINUTE he was in Premier League action.

:lol:

:pal:

[LDG]

Newcastle paid him £3,940 for each MINUTE he was in Premier League action.

:lol:

:pal:

:lol:

That buys a lot of burgers.

[Kano]

there's our new cb for next season

[Master Splinter]

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/498x330/jul_11/zp_Arsenal_fans_2_110714MAFC_copy_595.jpg?ic=8a4d7 2T

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/498x380/jul_11/zp_Arsenal_fans_4_110714MAFC_copy_3944.jpg?ic=f79e 4dT


The power of Ryo :bow:


http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/400x498/jul_11/zp_Miyaichi_110714MAFC_copy_3851.jpg?ic=e67acfT


http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/398x498/jul_11/zp_Wenger_1_110714MAFC_copy_9428.jpg?ic=cf5f28T


Emperor Arsene :bow:

[LDG]

:lol:

[Master Splinter]

Still not as great as Vassell's arrival at Agkugfydfhdfvkjgjvjvkjb.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/02/article-1197078-0591E2A6000005DC-293_468x322.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/02/article-1197078-0591E293000005DC-253_468x286.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/02/article-1197078-0591DE0E000005DC-639_468x312.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/02/article-1197078-0591E28C000005DC-614_224x372.jpg

"Hands in the air VASSELL is here!"

:bow: :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Hands in your pockets

Almunia's gonna drop it

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nxKwpqF0oXQ/TGRaSHWT_7I/AAAAAAAAAbc/LQk3Ewngfh8/s1600/almuniapunch.jpg

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/498x330/jul_11/zp_Arsenal_fans_2_110714MAFC_copy_595.jpg?ic=8a4d7 2T

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/498x380/jul_11/zp_Arsenal_fans_4_110714MAFC_copy_3944.jpg?ic=f79e 4dT


The power of Ryo :bow:


Which one is he?

They all look the same tbh

[Kano]

Cygan has retired apparently


Retire In Peace

[Xhaka Can’t]

I had a lot of respect for Cygan - he worked hard, he filled gaps and he scored a Brace!

[Ironing]

Hands in your pockets

Almunia's gonna drop it

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nxKwpqF0oXQ/TGRaSHWT_7I/AAAAAAAAAbc/LQk3Ewngfh8/s1600/almuniapunch.jpg

Sol: WTF!?

[GP]

Wenger's cat...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/money.jpg

[Mr.Singh]

Sol: WTF!?

Im sure thats Gallas....

[Kano]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgzrhMw_sRI&sns=em%3E

[Kano]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQwppPeiD2k

[Ollie the Optimist]

chesney said on twitter he will wear no 13 this year not 53. wonder if alumina goes if he will change it again to no 1 or if alumina stays will he in fact keep the no 1 shirt

[Ironing]

We're gonna give the No. 1 jersey to Nasri instead

[GP]

We're gonna give the No. 1 jersey to Nasri instead

No. 1 is Eboue :sulk:

[LDG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lETc8B9iPrg

RVP tweeted this :bow:

[selassie]

Wenger's cat...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/money.jpg

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I deleted the Xavi thread. Not that it is really random Arsenal shit.

[LDG]

Maccy wields his sword.

And like that *snaps fingers*, it was gone.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This is true. I guess it's not really a thread title anybody would've wanted to show off at work. :unsure:

[Joker]

I like reading the Le-Grove blog, but the comments thread underneath resembles a fucking sewer. So many racists, xenophobes and general bigots airing their unsavoury views, while the mods sit and do nothing, apparently because they believe in "freedom of speech" and don't like political correctness. That's a complete kop-out IMO.

http://le-grove.co.uk/2011/07/31/match-report/#comment-919577

http://le-grove.co.uk/2011/07/31/match-report/#comment-919576

http://le-grove.co.uk/2011/07/31/match-report/#comment-919568

http://le-grove.co.uk/2011/07/31/match-report/#comment-919665

http://le-grove.co.uk/2011/07/31/match-report/#comment-919667

[Niall_Quinn]

That's a complete kop-out IMO.

It's called freedom, something hardly tolerated any more. Words from people with no power never hurt a fly and yet we jump up and down in fury at the prospect of a nobody telling us what's on his mind. Yet when a fucked-up psychopath like the racist, murderous cunts in government tell us all it is necessary to murder children to be safe and free, not only do we accept that shit as normal and reasonable, it gets broadcast on the news. It's the people who want to control what others say that are the problem. How are you meant to understand or associate with another human being in any meaningful way if there are visible and invisible constraints on communication?

[Kano]

it's very sweet that you do actually believe in everything you write on here.

bless

[Niall_Quinn]

it's very sweet that you do actually believe in everything you write on here.

bless

We can't all be superior cunts Tezza.

[Kano]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2j5dtfn.jpg

[Master Splinter]

What's a throphy?

[Sirjackofwilshere]

Anyone seen this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY&feature=player_embedded

rofl

[Niall_Quinn]

Classic stuff.

[selassie]

Anyone seen this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY&feature=player_embedded

rofl

:haha:

[Flavs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZUA8Y9G0BM

Sign him up, Arsene.

I wondered what all this was about until i saw max headroom pick the ball up and miss hit it

[Kano]

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg611/scaled.php?tn=0&server=611&filename=eluqy.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

[Ironing]

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg611/scaled.php?tn=0&server=611&filename=eluqy.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

nice idea, poorly executed

[GunnerFan4Life]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvSQT05O0K8&list=FLr6NouniZBOA&index=6

Most saddest video I've seen of us :(

Always thought there should be a similar video for our 2006/07 Carling cup run but I suppose this was much more heart breaking :(

[Niall_Quinn]

We're getting rid of the wrong striker. For all his faults Nick is twice the player Chamakh is or will ever be.

[Joker]

That cock-up at the end of the cup final summed up our season perfectly.

Btw, I hope the son of a bitch who tapped Koscielny on the head gets his leg snapped this season.

[Flavs]

Laurent Koscielny has been called up to the French squad ahead of the coming back to back qualifying matches.

:bow:

[Edinburgh Gooner]

Laurent Koscielny has been called up to the French squad ahead of the coming back to back qualifying matches.

:bow:

Better buy a new CB then, he'll come back a crock after those.

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/66828/

An Arsenal hat trick!!! :jumpnana:

[Kaiser]

Fucking hell. That's low. Are the club seriously that fucking stupid? Another PR disaster. Morans.

[Marc Overmars]

Classy!

[GP]

Bitch should know her place.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Bitch should know her place.

The kitchen?

[Letters]

I bet she sells all her best hats to bigger hat shops <_<

[GP]

I bet she sells all her best hats to bigger hat shops <_<

You can't keep world class hats against their will :shrug:

[Xhaka Can’t]

The Bolton and Olympiacos matches are now on General Sale. Demand is plummeting.

[Coney]

The Bolton and Olympiacos matches are now on General Sale. Demand is plummeting.
My missus was curious to see a match - maybe I'll be able to get her a ticket. Mind you, Bolton? :(

[milla]

The Bolton and Olympiacos matches are now on General Sale. Demand is plummeting.

PHW & Gadis :pal:

[fakeyank]

The Bolton and Olympiacos matches are now on General Sale. Demand is plummeting.

It wouldnt be long before the so called big games against Chelsea, Utd will go on General sale too.. only Spurs look like the sold out ones.

:rose:

[Injury Time]

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/66828/

An Arsenal hat trick!!! :jumpnana:
fuck me even our own lawyers are scoring own goals :doh:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I bet the good folk at Arsenal.com are now regretting closing the fans chatroom.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Someone sent me a link to a sun article about wenger and it was actually quite interesting until it said this
And that he stubbornly refused to bring in some wise, old heads — like maybe Brad Friedel, Scott Parker, Jonathan Woodgate, Peter Crouch — to help nurture this latest crop of Arsenal youngsters.

then it lost all its crediablity and became a joke article. it made me laugh thought it might make some of you smile

[LDG]

Someone sent me a link to a sun article about wenger and it was actually quite interesting until it said this

then it lost all its crediablity and became a joke article. it made me laugh thought it might make some of you smile

:d

[Xhaka Can’t]

In a moment of madness, I've renewed my Membership.

[Cripps_orig]

In a moment of madness, I've renewed my Membership.

:pal:

[Xhaka Can’t]

:(

[Ironing]

http://i54.tinypic.com/281hdz4.png

[GP]

In a moment of madness, I've renewed my Membership.

You're not a real fun if you're not pumping money into the club.

[Ironing]

friday, friday

fun fun fun

[GP]

friday, friday

fun fun fun

Gotta get down on Friday.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Jack has become a father, announced it on twitter today. baby boy called Archie

[Marc Overmars]

A father at 19.

What a GHEL. :bow:

[Dog Toffee]

Get in there.

[Marc Overmars]

http://p.twimg.com/AahsHmWCIAABSpe.jpg

[Master Splinter]

Wenger will coach the paternal skills out of him soon enough.

Wenger out.

[Cripps_orig]

yay

[Syn]

baby boy called Archie

:haha:

What a lad.

Great name.

Much better than 'apple' or whatever shit benders like Beckham calls his kids.

Congrats to him.

Now get the fuck back on the pitch.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jack has become a father, announced it on twitter today. baby boy called Archie

Does he know who the mother is?

[Kano]

http://p.twimg.com/AahsHmWCIAABSpe.jpg
hoodie-2-hoodie

how sweet

[Niall_Quinn]

Hopefully Wenger will have enough respect for the family to leave it a couple of weeks before approaching the kid for contract talks.

[Master Splinter]

Hopefully Wenger will have enough respect for the family to leave it a couple of weeks before approaching the kid for contract talks.

Fergie sent Gary Neville.

We never had a chance.

[Injury Time]

http://p.twimg.com/AahsHmWCIAABSpe.jpg
Next shot is him rolling around on the floor claiming the baby chinned him, out for 2-3 weeks with a broken jaw no doubt :sulk:

[Flavs]

Sao Paulo supporters have demanded on-loan Arsenal midfielder Denilson never plays for the club again, after he allegedly branded them "very, very annoying" on Twitter.

:doh:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Good, because we could do with him.

[Boss]

Denilson :haha:

[Fats]

no fucking way

[LDG]

Arsenal Ladies 6 - Blenjn,an fknm 0

How could the score margin have been so big???





http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/images/oct_11/gun__1317889080_Chapman_goal_510.jpg



That's fucking why.

[Flavs]

Jesus that's a sturdy bitch right there.

[LDG]

Jesus that's a sturdy bitch right there.

I think she has eyes in the back of her head.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Nicklas Bendtner wanted to quit Arsenal when he was left out of the Carling Cup final, which he has labelled his "worst moment in football".

Sunderland loanee Bendtner joined the Black Cats on a season-long deal on transfer deadline day but has already made it clear that he does not plan to return to the Emirates Stadium, having become frustrated with a lack of opportunities under Arsene Wenger.

He can recall exactly when he made the decision that his time with the Gunners had to come to an end, and it was a game in February that proved pivotal to their campaign.

"I can point to a precise moment I knew I had to leave," Bendtner told The Journal.

"It was when I looked at the team sheet before the Carling Cup final and saw that I was not going to start. It was my worst moment in football.

"I was sad, stunned and disappointed beyond measure.

"I had played all our matches in the competition, scored goals and I was feeling really sharp.

"I felt things would never be good for me again at Arsenal after that."

Arsenal lost the game at Wembley 2-1 and their season unravelled from that point on, before a difficult summer and poor start to this term.

Bendtner is nevertheless expecting a difficult clash when Sunderland travel to Arsenal after the international break on October 16, although he will not be able to play.

He added: "That is frustrating but hopefully the lads will do well. It is a tough place. We know how Arsenal will play. We will have to try to get something out of the game."

Bendtner has made an impressive start to life with his new club and struck up a good understanding with Stephane Sessegnon in attack, but he now wants to help Sunderland improve on their current position of 16th in the Premier League.

"How do I think it is going at Sunderland? We have great players here. It is down to us to prove that and not just talk about it," he said.

"We would rather show on the pitch that we should be on the other side of the table. I am sure we will in the weeks to come after the international break. We are good enough and strong enough, but we just need back- to-back wins."

Bendtner added: "You can see Sessegnon and I are starting to gel together.

"We are trying to find each other, look for the balls to put one another in in training.

"We put a lot of work in to see if we can find the runs and the goals we do in training.

"I was delighted to get my first goal. Sessegnon pulled it back, I saw the tackle coming in and I hit it.

"It took a deflection and it went in. It was a relief. It is always special to get off the mark.

"It was always going to come at one point if you keep putting yourself in among the chances."

.


http://www.teamtalk.com/arsenal/7227098/Bendtner-bemoans-cup-snub

STFU NB

[IBK]

http://www.teamtalk.com/arsenal/7227098/Bendtner-bemoans-cup-snub

STFU NB


He added: "That is frustrating but hopefully the lads will do well. It is a tough place. We know how Arsenal will play. We will have to try to get something out of the game."



Cunt.

[Boss]

Bendtner :bow: :bow:

On to bigger and better things.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Arsenal goalkeeper Lukasz Fabianski has voiced his displeasure at continuing to be number two at the club this season.

Fabianksi has been limited to just one appearance this season, in the Carling Cup.

Compatriot Wojciech Szczesny is Arsene Wenger's preferred option, and whilst Fabianksi looks to be ahead of him in terms of Poland selection - he knows that a lack of first-team football could affect his chances at Euro 2012.

"If my situation doesn't change I'll consider asking for a move," he told The Sun.

"If I want to go to Euro 2012, the only way I can persuade the coach to take me is by playing well on a regular basis."



http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11670_7238072,00.html

[dazthegooner]

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11670_7238072,00.html

Well let him go we always have Van-Persie who could be our number two, though we could always re-sign Henry ask the Irish he's good with his hands ;)

[Flavs]

An unnamed Premier League club has tested the DNA of its players to determine who is most prone to injury. Full story: Daily Mirror

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If Gibbs doesn't win this, the test is flawed.

[LDG]

An unnamed Premier League club has tested the DNA of its players to determine who is most prone to injury. Full story: Daily Mirror

They'll probably just find half the side are Barcalona players :(

[Flavs]

Half our players couldn't spell DNA tbh

[PGFC]

Thanks Alanis :good:

[Flavs]

Thanks Alanis :good:

Alanis, the true god of Irony!!

:bow:

[Coney]

Half our players couldn't spell DNA tbh

Jesus, Flavs, that is not how you spell "AND". I despair!

[Flavs]

Jesus, Flavs, that is not how you spell "AND". I despair!

It would be more "nad" in your case tbh

[Coney]

It would be more "nad" in your case tbh

You are talking bollocks.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

That is about the standard reply to one of Joket's posts

[Master Splinter]

That is about the standard reply to one of Joket's posts

Is that Joker's twin sister?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Is that Joker's twin sister?

Yes but its ACH in dusguise

[Master Splinter]

Yes but its ACH in dusguise

Is that disguise's twin brother?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Is that Joker's twin sister?

No it was a clever ruse to make him believe I wasn't talking about him!

[Flavs]

Vermaelen has just signed a new long term contract with the club, rumoured to be 4 years.

He is like a new signing says Arsene Wenger...

[PGFC]

Does the new contract start from when he's fit enough to play I wonder...

[Flavs]

Does the new contract start from when he's fit enough to play I wonder...

I think its more that he has bugger all else to do at the moment so might as well sort his deal out.

[Özim]

Hopefully Vermaelen stays fit a bit more than he has in the 1st spell of his career....we've been paying him to be a crock so far.

Personally don't think he should have got a long term deal, not with his injury record thus far.

[PGFC]

Hopefully Vermaelen stays fit a bit more than he has in the 1st spell of his career....we've been paying him to be a crock so far.

Personally don't think he should have got a long term deal, not with his injury record thus far.

Same could be said for RvP.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Hopefully Vermaelen stays fit a bit more than he has in the 1st spell of his career....we've been paying him to be a crock so far.

Personally don't think he should have got a long term deal, not with his injury record thus far.

well rather tie him up then loose him like Nasri.

[Özim]

Same could be said for RvP.
That's true, but we did carry RVP with his injuries for a long time, likewise Rosicky, Diaby etc....it's cost us a lot money over the years.

[Özim]

well rather tie him up then loose him like Nasri.
If he manages to stay fit then that's great, problem seems to be he keeps getting injuries and therefore almost never plays. If this goes on for another 4 years we could have used that money to sign someone else theoretically.

Would have been good to say to him we'll give him another couple years and then review it after that.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

If he manages to stay fit then that's great, problem seems to be he keeps getting injuries and therefore almost never plays. If this goes on for another 4 years we could have used that money to sign someone else theoretically.

Would have been good to say to him we'll give him another couple years and then review it after that.

Yeah you have a point, i agree i guess we wanna tie up as many contracts as we can.

[Ollie the Optimist]

anyone see arsene's sutble dig at the money grabbing cunt nasri? he said players dont go to citeh to win, they go for money


wenger. what a wum :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

anyone see arsene's sutble dig at the money grabbing cunt nasri? he said players dont go to citeh to win, they go for money


wenger. what a wum :bow:

Shhhhh don't show Zimm

[LDG]

@aaronjramsey

Hello guys, not long got to hotel! Got some food at 7, then a massage from keiran before settling down for the night!

@aaronjramsey

Just to make this clear NOT having a massage from keiran gibbs haha ...having it from keiran hunt the clubs masseur!

:lol:

Kerian Hunt :haha:

[LDG]

What's wrong with Aaron's face....awful tash going on there....

[Ollie the Optimist]

apparently there was a boxing event at the emirates last week which Chesney was at. he got up on stage and took the mic and started singing stand up if you hate tottenham and made the crowd join in.


what a fucking legend :haha:

[fakeyank]

apparently there was a boxing event at the emirates last week which Chesney was at. he got up on stage and took the mic and started singing stand up if you hate tottenham and made the crowd join in.


what a fucking legend :haha:

Chezza is a fuckin legend. I love him! JW and him are on the way to be Arsenal legends. I just hope AW strengthens the team and gives these world class players the chance to win things. Since TH14, this is the first time I am tempted to buy a jersey with a players name..

[LDG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL9e2cj6roY&amp;feature=player_embedded



:d

[Marc Overmars]

Bully. :bow:

What a man.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

apparently there was a boxing event at the emirates last week which Chesney was at. he got up on stage and took the mic and started singing stand up if you hate tottenham and made the crowd join in.


what a fucking legend :haha:

Fucking great story. . .Kos deserves legend status too. . .the way he took the heat, manned up and got on with the job is stuff of legends

[Arsenal Royal]

have you seen/read this already?

BEST part IMO “He was looking at my Spurs hat and there was real hate in his eyes."


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/03/20/arsenal-star-jack-wilshere-spat-at-cabbie-for-wearing-a-spurs-hat-115875-23001916/

[Xhaka Can’t]

Wilshere’s behaviour is the worst I’ve ever seen in my 38 years as a cabbie. No one deserves to be spat at because of the team they *support.

Yeah they do.

[Cripps_orig]

Wilshere :doh:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Wilshere :doh:

you do realise that this was march and not a recent thing?

[Cripps_orig]

you do realise that this was march and not a recent thing?

And that excuses him?

[Syn]

Spitting is a bit gay.

I'd rather he punched the cabbie like a proper ghel. None of this poncy, foreign spitting shit.

Anyway, it's all a bit pointless because it obviously didn't happen.

[LDG]

It was in March. And it was a spud.

[Marc Overmars]

Spitting is a bit gay.

I'd rather he punched the cabbie like a proper ghel. None of this poncy, foreign spitting shit.

Anyway, it's all a bit pointless because it obviously didn't happen.

As a great man once said..

Go big or go home.

[Cripps_orig]

Agree with Syn

Good on Arsenal and Wilsheres family for playing along with this joke by saying the following


Last night a family spokesman said: “Jack is only 19 and adjusting to life in the spotlight. He realises his *behaviour was wrong and he is full of remorse”.

Arsenal added: “Jack apologises for his actions and *understands his behaviour was *unacceptable. We take this matter seriously and it has been dealt with internally.”


Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/03/20/arsenal-star-jack-wilshere-spat-at-cabbie-for-wearing-a-spurs-hat-115875-23001916/#ixzz1ceoAdQ00
Go Camping for 95p! Vouchers collectable in the Daily and Sunday Mirror until 11th August . Click here for more information

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHnSCWB8cXY

:lol:

[Maestro]

Chezza is a GHEL

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/40453/international-watch-gunners-away-on-duty

Funny clip, I like these two kids.

[fakeyank]

Sir JW for spitting at a spud :bow:

[Syn]

Probably the greatest WUM around atm?

http://player.arsenal.com/player/1178-wojciech-versus

(http://player.arsenal.com/player/1178-wojciech-versus)Oh Chesney... :haha:

They're even pussies on FIFA with the way they pass when in on goal.

Decent WUMing from Chesney.

Ach should take tips.

[Master Splinter]

"Song: it's going over the bar." :haha:

Szczesny :bow:.

It's funny that his English is better than basically every other footballer in England, despite only being here since he was 15/16.

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/emirates-stadium-to-host-coldplay-in-june

Coldplay :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Coldplay :bow:

Definitely your most offensive piece of WUMmage ever.

[Cripps_orig]

Definitely your most offensive piece of WUMmage ever.

True.

I dont even like Coldplay

[Coney]

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/emirates-stadium-to-host-coldplay-in-june

Coldplay :bow:

:tumbleweed:

[fakeyank]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3930351/Arsenal-news-Research-claims-fans-are-to-blame-for-poor-Emirates-Stadium-atmosphere.html

Letters, GB, Ach :rolleyes:

[GP]

Tell it to the cleaning lady on monday.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny has had a cheeky dig at former team-mate Cesc Fabregas, who has let his hair grow long since he left the Emirates. The Poland international tweeted: "Well done England for beating Spain but someone has to tell Cesc to sort out his hair

Full story: The Sun


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/gossip_and_transfers/default.stm

:bow: chesney

[Coney]

Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny has had a cheeky dig at former team-mate Cesc Fabregas, who has let his hair grow long since he left the Emirates. The Poland international tweeted: "Well done England for beating Spain but someone has to tell Cesc to sort out his hair


Full story: The Sun


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/gossip_and_transfers/default.stm

:bow: chesney

Spot on. Watching Cesc yesterday - the hair looks greasey and his challenges are getting really bad. Turning into a GHSL (Greasey Haired Spanish Lad).

[Ernesto]

This is really cheap, dirty old man, even Spurs fan-esque behaviour, but anyone know where I relive the excitement and the glory of this game?

Youtube's a no-go, unfortunately :(

[Syn]

http://www.thefa.com/video/England/Mens-Under-21s/2011-12/Belgium/The-Ox-in-the-Box

His shots are as sik as his face.

Some decent hits in there.

Must start ahead of Walcott.

[LDG]

One of the barmaids who works when I DJ on a Friday night is best mates with Carl Jenkinson.

Apparently he's looking for a new house. He had been living at home with his folks, but is too embarrased to have the lads round (Frimers, Oxo and Theo apparently) because he has posters of RVP and other Arsenal legends on his bedroom wall :lol:

According to her, he turned down quaruple wages from City to join us because he's always been a gooner and didn't want to play for anyone else.

Jenko :bow:

[LDG]

Also, whene everyone returned to training this season for fitness tests, he beat everyone else in the squad.

Ledge.

:bow:

[Letters]

Good lad. I've been impressed with him this year, he's slotting in well...as I am sure he has to the barmaid ##

[Master Splinter]

GHELkinson :bow:.

People who think he's shit based on a freak own goal in pre-season :lol:.

[WilshereourGHEL]

http://i56.tinypic.com/oir7h1.jpg


its scary how once changed arsene on pats body looms like carlo ancelotti.

[fakeyank]

One of the barmaids who works when I DJ on a Friday night is best mates with Carl Jenkinson.

Apparently he's looking for a new house. He had been living at home with his folks, but is too embarrased to have the lads round (Frimers, Oxo and Theo apparently) because he has posters of RVP and other Arsenal legends on his bedroom wall :lol:

According to her, he turned down quaruple wages from City to join us because he's always been a gooner and didn't want to play for anyone else.

Jenko :bow:

I believe most of it except the part which says city came for him. Dont think thats true..

[Japan Shaking All Over]

They signed Clichy

Citeh full back scouting system :rose:

[Flavs]

Not Arsenal but funny nonetheless


Bradford City have withdrawn a Christmas calendar after a printing error showed former player Dele Adebola on the front cover, wearing a Hull City kit

:lol:

[Master Splinter]

Dele Adebola still playing is the funniest thing about that tbh.

Although they could use him.

And Wetherall, Hopkins and Sharpe.

Leeds and Bradford legends :bow:.

I just remembered Benito Carbone :haha:.

We need Bradford, Barnsley and Leeds back in the PL tbh.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Away games at Elland Road. . . .stirs a few mems


While youre there lets get Swindon back too. . .Di Canio as manager is worth the cost of a ticket. . .fucking loon that guy!

[Flavs]

If Leeds get back to the Prem i am getting a season ticket!

[Flavs]

Dele Adebola still playing is the funniest thing about that tbh.

Although they could use him.

And Wetherall, Hopkins and Sharpe.

Leeds and Bradford legends :bow:.

I just remembered Benito Carbone :haha:.

We need Bradford, Barnsley and Leeds back in the PL tbh.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfLz-WgbqY8