Stoke V Arsenal, 6th December, KO 1500

[fakeyank]

Draw at best, or a loss

2-1

Wenger out

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Have you predicted all three possible results there?

[Injury Time]

Draw at best, or a loss

1-2

Wenger out


Have you predicted all three possible results there?

:haha:

Alexis killed by chest high tackle, ref gives the Stoke player a hug, then eventually given a medal for bravery for dealing with it so well.

1-0 snore fest

[GP]

0-3

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Absolutely wretched record at Mordor, one win in seven in all competitions

[AFC Leveller]

Big test, we have a terrible record up there and our "performance" there last season was up there with one our worst.

I'd play Giroud, Sanchez and Welbeck, give them something physical to think about for once. The key to a win is playing FAST passing football and taking uur chances. If we play this slow crap nonsense we've seen this season then its gonna be another loss.

[Injury Time]

Big test, we have a terrible record up there and our "performance" there last season was up there with one our worst.

I'd play Giroud, Sanchez and Welbeck, give them something physical to think about for once. The key to a win is playing FAST passing football and taking uur chances. If we play this slow crap nonsense we've seen this season then its gonna be another loss.
So you're predicting a loss then.

[AFC Leveller]

So you're predicting a loss then.

More or less.

It was to see that **** Shawcross get penalised for his manhandling in the pen box the other game and it looks like he's been found out. Hate losing to those mugs.

[Marc Overmars]

It's their annual cup final so I suspect they'll raising their game as usual. Horrible scrotes.

1-1.

[Dein-machine]

low scoring draw between the ultimate pub team & the new "kids on the block" pub team.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

This is the fixture other than away to Chelsea, City and United that I never expect us to get anything from

2-1 Stoke
3-1 Stoke
1-3 us
3-1 Stoke
1-1
0-0
1-0 Stoke

Wretched absolutely wretched record, we have only once more than one goal there and that was when they were down to ten men.

[fakeyank]

Have you predicted all three possible results there?

Oops! Edited it now :lol:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

3-0

[Xhaka Can’t]

3-3

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Think I remember Pubis saying he sought advise from Fungusface on playing a few teams, including us.....and he was a decent manager without the advise so I suppose it's no wonder our record is that bad there. Still a little bit of a surprise though!

Time to buck the trend.

[Ralpheroo72]

My prediction is, that all of their fans are inbred

Oh, and Scrote city to win 2-1

[rodders]

I expect Stoke to muscle us out of it. Has anybody seen the quote from Shawcross that Arsenal can expect to enter a seething cauldron of hate?

[AFC Leveller]

he said that their fans hate us....which isnt new i suppose but it should get the players motivated.

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, that fucking Ramsey, making Shawcross cry. What a cunt.

[Letters]

he said that their fans hate us....which isnt new i suppose but it should get the players motivated.

Our players being motivated :haha:

[Injury Time]

Yeah, that fucking Ramsey, making Shawcross cry. What a cunt.

Ramsay killed Shawcoss! The bastard! :sulk:

[Injury Time]

:haha:

Alexis killed by chest high tackle, ref gives the Stoke player a hug, then eventually given a medal for bravery for dealing with it so well.

1-0 snore fest

I see following his :blah: in the paper, the Victoria Cross is going to be replaced with the ShawCross-its awarded for extreme bravery in service to crippling injuries, the medal is enscribed with an English :rose:

[adzzzbatch]

2-0 stoke, their second coming late on as our whole team is in the stoke penalty area looking for an equaliser.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Wretched Record against sides managed by Mark Hughes away from home

Won two, drawn two and lost five

Last time we triumphed away from home against a side managed by Mark Hughes was January 2007

[adzzzbatch]

Wretched Record against sides managed by Mark Hughes away from home

Won two, drawn two and lost five

Last time we triumphed away from home against a side managed by Mark Hughes was January 2007

Looking good then!

[GP]

Arsenal: Martinez, Bellerin, Chambers, Mertesacker, Gibbs, Flamini, Ramsey, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Alexis, Cazorla, Giroud

Subs: Szczesny, Koscielny, Ajayi, Maitland-Niles, Campbell, Podolski, Welbeck

[GP]

Is Rosicky dead?

[Master Splinter]

Anthony Taylor is the ref.

:rose:

Arteta sent off in the pre-match kickabout?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Maitland-Niles. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :scarf:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 Crouch. Oh dear.

[Penguin]

Chambers... what the fuck was that?! :doh:

[Master Splinter]

At least we've given the opposition a goal earlier than usual so we can start the huffing and puffing before the last 10 minutes.

[adzzzbatch]

:haha: fuck off Arsenal

[Letters]

:lol:

:ilt:

[fakeyank]

This core of players is supposed to win the league in 3 years!? :lol:

[Penguin]

Why do we gift these trolls easy goals every time we play them?

[adzzzbatch]

Why do we gift these trolls easy goals every time we play them?

Because we have no spine.

[adzzzbatch]

Fuck you Gibbs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gibbs' cross. :haha:

Bif's pass was stupid though.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Why do we gift these trolls easy goals every time we play them?

To be fair they may well do, just not with us

[Penguin]

Giroud is back :haha:

Very good cross from Bellerin

[Master Splinter]

Bif has to score there.

FFS.

[adzzzbatch]

Fuck off Giroud.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giroud, what a miss.

[adzzzbatch]

I see we're making no effort to close the scrote players down at all.

[Penguin]

How was that not a foul on Giroud?

[adzzzbatch]

The lanky twat is a disgusting player.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a twat Crouch is.

No booking of course.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well done Ox.

[adzzzbatch]

Apparently stoke don't kick lumps out of Arsenal :lol:

[Penguin]

The Stoke fans are still booing Ramsey when he touches the ball. Don't those twats have any shame?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bardsley smacks it, Martinez fluffs a save.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cazorla shoots, over.

One day Santi, one day.

[Globalgunner]

Stoke fans don't know the meaning of shame

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great interception from the ref.

[adzzzbatch]

The ref cheats :rolleyes:

[Penguin]

Santi :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's fucking ridiculous refereeing.

[Master Splinter]

Cazorla :haha:.

[adzzzbatch]

Fuck off cazorla

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Over the freekick goes from Santi.

[adzzzbatch]

Fucking useless at corners.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crouch. :lol:

[adzzzbatch]

We make stoke look like Barcelona :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

It's funny how commentators stil like to make out that Ramsey broke his own leg.

[adzzzbatch]

Crouch unfairly picked on because of his size :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think it will take a lot for Crouch to get carded.

[adzzzbatch]

This ref is fucking awful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How the hell didn't we concede there?! :haha:

[fakeyank]

Giroud stinking the place up

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ah, offside, that's why.

[adzzzbatch]

Defending :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cameron. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 Bojan.

[Xhaka Can’t]

This referee sticks out as being particularly shit. Gone are the good old days when you just had to put up with run of the mill shit.

[Globalgunner]

Everything we claim. Giroud does. Hold up the play, brings other players in. Good at headers. None of it is true really. He has a lousy It touch and doesn't hold his own against defenders and is definitely not clinical in front of goal.
This shit ain't working, will Wenger change it.
Now we're 2 down. Bojan

[Master Splinter]

All came from failing to clear again. This time Mertesacker.

If you fuck up the basics continually, you hand the opposition momentum and stupid, cheap goals.

Time to clone Koscielny.

[adzzzbatch]

Fuck the lot of them

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Begovic saves from Bif.

[adzzzbatch]

This must be stoke's easiest game of the season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis handball with his chest.

[adzzzbatch]

Fuck this shit.

[Letters]

:lol:

:ilt:
:gp:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muniesa booked.

Run at him.

[Letters]

This core of players is supposed to win the league in 3 years!? :lol:

Not necessarily the Premier League...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis. :haha:

WTF?

[adzzzbatch]

We're such an embarrassment. :(

[Letters]

Fuck the lot of them

You need a thesaurus

[Xhaka Can’t]

We need to sort our lives out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0 Walters.

Bloody hell.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Murdered.

By Stoke.

:ilt:

[fakeyank]

Fuck Arsene Wenger.. I can understand losing against stoke but to play in a way which makes us look like a championship team is unacceptable.
What absolute turd!

[adzzzbatch]

:haha::haha::haha:

[Darknight02]

HAHAHAHA

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0 HT.

Not a great performance in truth.

[adzzzbatch]

Stokes first goal from a corner this season :haha:

Fuck off Wenger you CUNT

[Penguin]

Look at Wenger, sitting there curled up in his chair with a worried look on his face. Why isn't he getting up there giving his players instructions? Why isn't he making any substitutions to change up something that clearly isn't working? Why isn't he at the very least encouraging his players rather than looking like a nervous wreck and transmitting those nerves to his players?

Because he's clueless. He doesn't know what's gone wrong and he doesn't know how to fix it. Embarrassing. I feel sorry for the unlucky gooners that travelled to see this shite.

[A Gunner]

This league is really shit, isn't it, we are still 6th...

[rodders]

Quote from Arsene: "I thought we played very well this team has such belief"

[Darknight02]

We want another 3 years!

Mind you, if all our luck went out the window just so that Chavs would lose today and save our unbeaten record, I'd bite your hand off anyday.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Got to be honest, I don't understand the point in Koscielny being on the bench. It's not like we need him to play midweek.

[Master Splinter]

WUMger didn't adjust the back four in matches where it would have made sense. But in an away match against thugs, animals and cheating refs, he plays Chambers in his first match at CB for ages and sends Bellerin out for another chastening.

He really enjoys this I think.

Most of the trouble has come from sloppy mistakes and an inability to just clear a ball.

Taylor will book Crouch in the 95th minute just to cap the day off.

[Dein-machine]

Let's face it, pubbing 1-nils against shite teams is not helping overcome our managerial problem. These are the kinds of results that unfortunately are required to get the change we need.
Sitting here not bothered at all, only sorry for the poor fuckers that travelled - thankyou Arsene

[Niall_Quinn]

Checking in... :)

FUUUUUUUCK :o

Checking out... :wave:

(Wenger out btw)

[adzzzbatch]

Checking in... :)

FUUUUUUUCK :o

Checking out... :wave:

(Wenger out btw)

Why so surprised?

[selassie]

The league is shite but top 4 isn't a gimme this season, we're no better than the chasing pack.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crouch finally booked.

Welbz is on.

[Letters]

Why so surprised?

You thought it would be 3-0 at ht?
Wasn't expecting a convincing win by us today but I didn't think we'd embarrass ourselves this badly.

[rodders]

Surely even Wenger must realise it time to go after this

[adzzzbatch]

You thought it would be 3-0 at ht?
Wasn't expecting a convincing win by us today but I didn't think we'd embarrass ourselves this badly.

After being 1-0 down after 17 seconds not really that surprised.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Liable to get a lot worse now

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How didn't Alexis score?!

[Master Splinter]

When you have N'Zonzi and Cameron doing simple things right and controlling the midfield I think it sums everything up.

N'Zonzi and Cameron have played better than our midfield has all season.

N'Zonzi and Cameron.

[Marc Overmars]

Absolutely pathetic, but I guess nothing about the depths this team can sink to is a surprise anymore.

[mr_brighterside]

oh dear.

expect ducking and diving by wenger rather than taking responsibility. only saving grace for arsenal is the form of others is pants too, its helping wenger get away with an abysmal league campaign which could be his worst yet.

[Master Splinter]

When Sanchez misses from there you might as well forfeit the game.

Welbeck to miss an open net next with no-one else in the Stoke half.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chambers booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bif hauled off, Poldi on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muniesa off, Whelan on.

[Dein-machine]

When Sanchez misses from there you might as well forfeit the game.

Welbeck to miss an open net next with no-one else in the Stoke half.

Or your beloved Giroud who has already missed a sitter in the 1st half - he really is shite

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-0 Bojan again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clearly offside should have been given there though. Oh it was. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to us?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

CAZORLA!!!

[Bumble]

Who says the officials are corrupt.

[Master Splinter]

He scored, but why was Cazorla taking the pel?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 3-1 Arsenal to confirm.

[A Gunner]

3 - 2 Ramsey

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RAMSEY!!!!!!!

[Marc Overmars]

:popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ox booked.

Refs. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Begovic passes it to Martinez.

[Master Splinter]

Or your beloved Giroud who has already missed a sitter in the 1st half - he really is shite

My beloved Giroud?

I understand that Arsenal and Wenger have ruined your life beyond comprehension and to the point where your every post is a bitter, sad, garbled mess, but I'm not your internet enemy and making things up so you can have an e-dig at someone just to make yourself feel better for that one little moment is probably not the way to go.

The Internet Warrior badge is on it's way though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chambers sent off.

Fuck off.

[Letters]

My beloved Giroud?

I understand that Arsenal and Wenger have ruined your life beyond comprehension and to the point where your every post is a bitter, sad, garbled mess, but I'm not your internet enemy and making things up so you can have an e-dig at someone just to make yourself feel better for that one little moment is probably not the way to go.

The Internet Warrior badge is on it's way though.

:haha:

[Darknight02]

The referee is such a fcukin cheat. I mean FFS

[Letters]

Chambers sent off.

Fuck off.
We're playing Stoke and we had a player sent off? :lol:

[Darknight02]

No matter how shit we are, justice would be for us to win this game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bojan fluffs it.

[Darknight02]

And Gibbs fluffs it even more.

[Dein-machine]

My beloved Giroud?

I understand that Arsenal and Wenger have ruined your life beyond comprehension and to the point where your every post is a bitter, sad, garbled mess, but I'm not your internet enemy and making things up so you can have an e-dig at someone just to make yourself feel better for that one little moment is probably not the way to go.

The Internet Warrior badge is on it's way though.

Oohhh - feisty. Look forward to my badge. Can you put a picture of Giroud on it for me?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ox off, Campbell on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adam booked, just a horrible scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bojan off, Hoof on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Get it in the mixer!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-2 FT.

[adzzzbatch]

:ilt:

[Marc Overmars]

:rolleyes:

[Darknight02]

Come on you GOONER FANS!

All applause for you.

Wenger can fcuk off.

[A Gunner]

That Charlie Adam used a frigging choke hold, it should be red.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

This is arguably a worse result than 3-0, now that sleeping bag wearing old crane can talk about the great character we showed in the second half.

[Penguin]

We are awful.

The ref was a joke. Ruined the game with inconsistent officiating, he actually looked like he was guessing every time he made a decision.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

That Charlie Adam used a frigging choke hold, it should be red.

Give it up, we complain every year we go there about how their disgusting behaviour goes unpunished, it doesn't change anything....our players need to man up a bit

[Dein-machine]

Give it up, we complain every year we go there about how their disgusting behaviour goes unpunished, it doesn't change anything....our players need to man up a bit

100% agree but then we need a manager who buys players that can man up - not the 4ft spaniards who don't like the cold weather

[A Gunner]

Give it up, we complain every year we go there about how their disgusting behaviour goes unpunished, it doesn't change anything....our players need to man up a bit

It wouldn't have made much different, most probably. I'm just saying, it's just I've never seen a choke hold on the pitch.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

It wouldn't have made much different, most probably. I'm just saying, it's just I've never seen a choke hold on the pitch.

Really? That was like one of Duncan Ferguson's specialities

Must be a Scottish thing

[rodders]

This is arguably a worse result than 3-0, now that sleeping bag wearing old crane can talk about the great character we showed in the second half.

Yes this will give him a get out of jail card.

[torontogooner]

Fucking Wenger said the defense was too soft. What a fucking arsehole he is. You created this fucking defense you wanker.

Just fuck off Wenger, fuck off!

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Fucking Wenger said the defense was too soft. What a fucking arsehole he is. You created this fucking defense you wanker.

Just fuck off Wenger, fuck off!

Did you catch your train back down to London? :bow: