arsenal v newcastle

[Bumble]

Wow we have a game tomorrow and no one is bothered haha. then again I suppose we have so few players available for any v nversations to be pointless.

Anyway players unavailable ospina, monreal, koscielny, chambers Walcott Arteta Ramsey wilshere ozil diaby

So not bad start. We could have a back four with two right back a left back and an out of form centre back. Team I guess
Szczensy
Bellerin debuchy mert Gibbs
Carzorla flamini the ox
Sanchez Giroud welbeck

Not sure what else to do. Pod and Campbell on the bench go be brought on in 85th minute.

Newcastle are missing Taylor sissoko and aarons.

Could be a few goals and Sanchez to rescue us 3-1

[Globalgunner]

Wow we have a game tomorrow and no one is bothered haha. then again I suppose we have so few players available for any v nversations to be pointless.

Anyway players unavailable ospina, monreal, koscielny, chambers Walcott Arteta Ramsey wilshere ozil diaby

So not bad start. We could have a back four with two right back a left back and an out of form centre back. Team I guess
Szczensy
Bellerin debuchy mert Gibbs
Carzorla flamini the ox
Sanchez Giroud welbeck

Not sure what else to do. Pod and Campbell on the bench go be brought on in 85th minute.

Newcastle are missing Taylor sissoko and aarons.

Could be a few goals and Sanchez to rescue us 3-1

FFS look at that team.! And that really is probably the best team we could put out. We are a joke club.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

0-2

hopefully

[Globalgunner]

Nah! I still think we`ll win. 2-1

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

We've got a good record against the jail breakers so I'm going to predict a win....much in the same way as predicting our struggles against Stoke....it isn't that hard to see. Given Podolski's productivity in the final third, it is quite unfortunate he has not played a lot more games. Yes I know he doesn't like turning 180 and running back but it's not as if our defending this year has been exemplary anyway and I'd kind of rather teams attack our left side than right anyway. Especially when Walcott is out, Podolski is one of a kind in terms of his finishing and his delivery is exceptional.


-----------------Sneezy-----------------

Speedy--Debauchery----Merk----Gibbs

-----Yellowcard--------Cazorla---------

CHE-------------The Ox--------Podolski

----------------Welbeck-----------------

[Munchies]

lol Wenget has confirmed that Debuchy will start at CB

[Niall_Quinn]

lol Wenget has confirmed that Debuchy will start at CB

He's done it again! :doh:

He could have started Alexis at CB, instead he goes for the half measure and plays Debuchy there.

[Globalgunner]

What is the point of an academy if you never use the players there. Some of these kids are already in their 20s. If none of them can be called upon to do a job at CB better than a 5`8" RB that just coming back from a long injury layoff then close the bloody academy down.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

What is the point of an academy if you never use the players there. Some of these kids are already in their 20s. If none of them can be called upon to do a job at CB better than a 5`8" RB that just coming back from a long injury layoff then close the bloody academy down.

we promoted stefan o'connor into the squad because we were impressed with him, and yet he's been given not one chance to prove himself

[Xhaka Can’t]

What exactly is the point of our Academy?

[Master Splinter]

Our academy players are dead too. Hayden's just returned to training. And Gnabry is currently visiting Diaby in the phantom zone.

Basically, we need to start calling that dodgy Spanish doctor who turned Ronaldo, Messi and the Spanish national team into machines or else we'll be stuck in injury hell forever.

That, or advanced horse placenta.

If we click up front, we should win today. Podolski at least deserves this one chance to start I think. If we start poorly, it'll be another fruitless slog.

[Master Splinter]

As expected:

Arsenal: Szczesny, Bellerin, Debuchy, Mertesacker, Gibbs, Flamini, Cazorla, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Alexis, Welbeck, Giroud
Subs: Martinez, Ajayi, Coquelin, Maitland-Niles, Campbell, Podolski, Sanogo

Newcastle: Alnwick; Janmaat, Williamson, Coloccini, Dummett; Tiote, Colback; Gouffran, Perez, Ameobi; Cisse
Subs: Woodman, Haidara, Anita, Vuckic, Cabella, Armstrong, Riviere


Podolski :lol:.

[Master Splinter]

So who will be injured pre-match today? And which players will be forced off during the game?

Ox showing some form; he's definitely in for it today. Debuchy just back from an injury; this one's a no-brainer. And then Cazorla just for a laugh as he's been injury-free for a few months. Sanchez might get thrown in as a bonus just as he completes his sublime hat-trick in the 94th minute.

[Munchies]

hd stream

http://streamfifamatches.tv/ch4ustream.php

[Master Splinter]

Lee Mason the ref.

They're all terrible, but Mason is just an absolute clown.

[Master Splinter]

LITERALLY no-one here.

Arsenal :rose:.

[adzzzbatch]

Ouch!

[GP]

How is that not a red ffs??

[GP]

Lee Mason the ref.

They're all terrible, but Mason is just an absolute clown.

Oh right..

[adzzzbatch]

Tiote is a cunt.

[Globalgunner]

Anybody taking bets on how many red card offences Tiote gets away with today

[Master Splinter]

Tiote getting away with a disgusting challenge.

Referees at their best again.

Welbeck to be sent off for his first smile.

[Master Splinter]

BFG heads against the bar.

[GP]

Fuck off Mason you aborted mongo baby

[Master Splinter]

Sanchez pubs up a break.

[GP]

GIROUDDDD!!!!!!!


We've really missed him

[Master Splinter]

BIF!!!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

We've really missed him

Beloved by all Arsenal fans.

[GP]

FUCK OFF MASON!

[adzzzbatch]

Fucking joke!! that's 2-0 all day long.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's blatant cheating by Mason. Doesn't get more obvious, apart from every other one of the fat cunt's decisions. Excellent goal. 2-0 in the real world, 1-0 in the shady world of the PL.

[Master Splinter]

Great finish by Welbz. Chalked off by that useless turd Mason. Janmaat fell over.

We should be 2-0 up against ten men.

Instead, Mason is still in a job.

[Niall_Quinn]

It'll even itself up when Mikel punches somebody in the face, whips his dick out and pisses on his victim and the ref waves play on.

[GP]

FFS MASON!

[adzzzbatch]

WTF Mason!!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Pretty obvious what Mason's game is today. No pretence at all of impartiality.

[Master Splinter]

These decisions will even themselves up when Chelsea are awarded three free pelanties in their next game while their opponents are reduced to six men for passing to each other.

[adzzzbatch]

Nice run from bellerin

[Master Splinter]

Bellerin is really good.

WUMger will reward him by dropping him until we play Bayern and then play him in goal.

[GP]

Almost rlly gud

[Niall_Quinn]

That was nice. Unlucky.

[Master Splinter]

Oooooooohhhhhhh.

Nearly brilliant.

[adzzzbatch]

Stupid free kick to give away FFS!

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - no problems giving the FKs against us.

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK! nearly 1-1

[Niall_Quinn]

Good save Ches - but what awful defending again.

[adzzzbatch]

Newcastle are getting in to this now. We must pick up the pace.

[adzzzbatch]

FFS Mason!

[GP]

Fuck off you Phil Mitchell looking spastic cunt!

[adzzzbatch]

Just fuck off mason!!!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Great dive after a nothing tap. Mason almost falls over trying to get his card out. Bellerin booked for doing 5% of what Tiote does on every challenge.

[adzzzbatch]

Fucking joke!

[Niall_Quinn]

That should be a booking for the foul and a second booking and red for kicking the ball away. Plus it's a penalty.

[Master Splinter]

That's a pelanty.

Just fuck off.

[adzzzbatch]

No yellow :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Foul was NOWHERE near where the ball has been placed.

[adzzzbatch]

We need a second.

[adzzzbatch]

Newcastle have been allowed to do what they like by mason

[Niall_Quinn]

Newcastle have been allowed to do what they like by mason

It'll even itself up when Wenger gets sent to the stands for doing his coat up.

[adzzzbatch]

oooooooooooooooo

[Niall_Quinn]

Our corners :haha:

[Master Splinter]

If Newcastle get back into this it will be exclusively down to Mason.

You can't blame Wenger today. We've played well, had a goal ruled out, been denied a pel and generally had everything given against us.

[Niall_Quinn]

Only a minute left for Mason to grab the ball, run into our box, dive and award Newcastle a pen.

[adzzzbatch]

Only 1-0 HT, should've been more.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 3-0 :bow:

Although Mason thinks it's only 1-0 for some weird reason.

[adzzzbatch]

What a brilliant cross that was for the goal.

[Master Splinter]

Wenger out.

Mason in.

Cheating in.

Corruption in.

Arteta sent off for scratching his nose.

[adzzzbatch]

starting the second half slowly :doh:

[adzzzbatch]

no booking :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Cheating again from Mason. It's blatant.

[Globalgunner]

Bellerin has been ready to play at RB for weeks. There was absolutely no need to beast Chambers at RB. Both players would have been much better in their respective positions of RB and CB by now

[adzzzbatch]

Great goal!!!!!!!!

[GP]

What a goal!

[Master Splinter]

CAZORLA!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Well finished Santi. Great assist from Alexis.

2-0

[A Gunner]

2 - 0

[Master Splinter]

What a finish :bow:.

Sanchez assist again :bow:.

[adzzzbatch]

"tough on Newcastle" wtf NQ fuck off!

[GP]

"tough on Newcastle" wtf NQ fuck off!

N_Q :doh:

[adzzzbatch]

mason :haha: :haha: :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Astonishing. Ox booked for... nothing.

[GP]

Booked for that :haha:

Mason is so corrupt

[Globalgunner]

Lovely goal. The kind of goal you can see developing and hopes it comes through. When it does, it is like poetry. Sweet

[GP]

GIROUDDDDDD!!!!!!!

[adzzzbatch]

Supurb goal!!!!1

[A Gunner]

3 - 0

[Master Splinter]

BIF!!!!!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

3-0 Bif

Tough shit Mason!

[GP]

What a finish!

[GP]

Bif is great.

[adzzzbatch]

mason will surely do his best to make this a 3-3 game.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alexis fouled every time he touches the ball.

[adzzzbatch]

Yay!! tiotit gets booked :faint:

[GP]

How is Tiote still on the pitch??

[Niall_Quinn]

Tiote finally booked for his 933rd red card offence.

[Master Splinter]

We have two bookings for virtually nothing.

Tiote dragon kick laughed off.

Mason will be looking to get the draw or even the win for Newcastle.

[Niall_Quinn]

How is Tiote still on the pitch??

Mason's the ref

[adzzzbatch]

awwwww poor free kick

[adzzzbatch]

alexis FOULED EVERYTIME

[Niall_Quinn]

They're just kicking Alexis all over the pitch. One booking so far - might pick up another one in the 93rd min.

[Master Splinter]

I hope Sanchez lands a two-footer on Mason's face during his celebration if he scores.

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK OFF!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Farcical goal. straight through the defence, no challenge at all.

3-1

[adzzzbatch]

same old arsenal :rolleyes:

[adzzzbatch]

NQ desperately hoping it finishes 3-3 twat.

[Niall_Quinn]

Santi had time to take a touch there.

[Niall_Quinn]

NQ desperately hoping it finishes 3-3 twat.

He's a complete embarrassment to me.

[adzzzbatch]

He's a complete embarrassment to me.

:lol: :gp:

[Niall_Quinn]

Wasteful from Flamini.

[adzzzbatch]

Alexis is gonna get sent off if he's not careful.

[adzzzbatch]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Master Splinter]

How did we not pub that in? :haha:

[GP]

Arsenal are rlly gud

[Niall_Quinn]

Gibbs just wide. Comical defending from Newcastle.

[Niall_Quinn]

72 mins. Time for the sub.

Podolski for Giroud.

[Globalgunner]

Der hammer coming on for Giroud

[Niall_Quinn]

Poor defending by Bellerin

[Niall_Quinn]

More poor defending by Bellerin. He's good going forward, not good at all at the back.

[adzzzbatch]

I think we're going for the draw atm.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bellerin going through a bad patch at the moment.

[A Gunner]

Didn't Bellerin came to us as a midfielder?

[adzzzbatch]

ooooooooooooo

[Master Splinter]

Welbz :doh:.

[GP]

That fuck are you doing Welbeck??!?

[Niall_Quinn]

Really poor break there. Welbeck didn't use his head.

[Globalgunner]

Welbeck with a pub touch to screw up a 4th goal

[Niall_Quinn]

Mason gives a random FK to Newcastle.

[adzzzbatch]

our defence :lol: :ilt:

[adzzzbatch]

fuck off cannoloni!

[GP]

Fuck off Welbeck

[adzzzbatch]

"one arsene wenger" chants :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Welbeck has been rubbish today.

Get Sanogo on.

[Globalgunner]

If Welbeck doesn't improve his 1st touch under pressure. He`ll never be a top player

[Niall_Quinn]

Alexis off for Coquelin.

[adzzzbatch]

Penalty!

[Globalgunner]

"one arsene wenger" chants :lol:

Maybe they're ironic chants?
Coquelin on. Hopefully to kick Tiote in the nuts and get sent off

[Niall_Quinn]

Clear pen. Actually given as well.

[Master Splinter]

We've got a pelanty! :faint:

[adzzzbatch]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[A Gunner]

4 - 1

[Niall_Quinn]

Piss take on a pen from Santi. Fortunately it goes in.

[Master Splinter]

Goal machine Cazorla :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

We've got a pelanty! :faint:

Hopefully Arteta didn't get a red for that.

[adzzzbatch]

another "tough for Newcastle" comment :rolleyes:

"a flattering scoreline" :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Commentators are a bit pissed off with this.

[Master Splinter]

Podolski's hammer of a foot :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox off Niles on.

[Globalgunner]

4-4 Its on!

Wenger blooding players. Project Yoof!

[adzzzbatch]

yet another "tough for Newcastle" :rolleyes:

[Master Splinter]

Niles on.

We shouldn't psychoanalyse his performance.

[A Gunner]

4 - 1 FT

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 4-1

Pretty straightforward. Clinical in front of goal today, makes a huge difference.

Or, if you listen to Sky - flattering, poor, poor Newcastle, so unlucky.

Mason a joke.

[Master Splinter]

Even the BBC are saying this is flattering for us.

Piss of you morons.

If not for Mason, it would have been a deserved 8-1. And that's with our defence and midfield completely dead too.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Up the arse. About time we over took the two pretenders in front....