The Weather Thread

[Cripps_orig]

BRITAIN will be drenched in rain for the next ten days — ending the country's shortest drought ever after less than a week.

Experts have predicted unsettled weather and downpours across the UK, with up to three months' worth of rain set to fall at the start of next week.
Racegoers at Ascot's Ladies Day came prepared with brollies, and were determined not to let the wet weather dampen their spirit.
Flooding

Wimbledon and Glastonbury are both expected to be soaked — raising fears of a flooding similar to the one the Somerset festival experienced six years ago.
The country has had almost continuous rain since Environment Secretary Caroline Spelman declared a drought last Friday, solemnly urging millions of people to do all they could to save water.
But Julian Mayes of MeteoGroup said today: "In terms of water, the drought has clearly ended. Next week will dwarf what some areas had through spring, with areas receiving in a week the rainfall they had in three months. Widespread rain across all of Britain is due tomorrow."


http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01328/bad-weather2_682_1328816a.jpgBrolly good time ... female racegoers don't let rain dampen their fun at Ascot




He added: "The South East will get rain falling widely right through next week. It will be very unsettled and cool - and remains unsettled until towards the end of June.
"Tomorrow will be particularly wet, with steady rain arriving in the morning in the South West and Wales, by evening in drought-hit areas including East Anglia and Lincolnshire, and in the North and Scotland by night.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01328/bad-weather3_682_1328809a.jpgCan't face it ... worker hides his head under umbrella to protect himself from downpour




"It will be raining simultaneously almost everywhere in Britain, with 24-hour totals of 20mm to 30mm expected in the South West and Wales, with 10mm in the South East but the East Midlands receiving more rain."
Meanwhile, BBC forecaster Philip Avery said the end of the drought echoed a similar scenario more than 30 years ago.
He said: "Those with a memory of 1976 will recall how the breaking of that year's drought coincided with the appointment of a 'Minister of Drought.' The past week's rainfall won't have made up the spring deficit in many parts of England and Wales, but does coincide with the official declaration of drought in several areas."

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01328/glastonbury-05_1328822a.jpgFloods at Glastonbury ... tents at festival were drowned in water in 2005




Farmers will welcome the rain after they were predicted to lose up to 15 per cent of the wheat crops this year.
Things WILL look up for those worried the British Summer has been rained off — as forecasters said July is expected to be much brighter.
To check the weather for your area, enter your town or postcode below for a five-day forecast.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3641887/Rain-in-UK-for-ten-days.html#ixzz1PSRhKkQ7

Wimbledon :rose:

Also i might be at Glastonbury so that should be fun

[LDG]

British Summer :rose:

Can't believe they were calling a drought.

Fucking cunts should spend some money stopping the leakiest water service in the world.

Funny we also pay the highest water bills in the world too.

Cunts.

Anyway. I hope we get some sunshine soon. Winter was shite. Summer looks being the same.
:SAD:

[Master Splinter]

Winter :bow:

Summer :pal:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

rainy season started last month (early) and will be continuing for another (longer than usual)

oh yeah then it s gets hot and humid......just the kind of weather yuo want to go in to work in a suit and have the office operate a ban on air conditioners because we have to save electricity

[PGFC]

rainy season started last month (early) and will be continuing for another (longer than usual)

oh yeah then it s gets hot and humid......just the kind of weather yuo want to go in to work in a suit and have the office operate a ban on air conditioners because we have to save electricity

The rainy season has just started here too <_< only here it won't get hot after.

[Letters]

Been pissing down in the Isle of Man for about 24 hours solid now <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Rain forecast all week up and down the country.

I suppose it balances it out the early sunshine we had in the spring.

[Letters]

We do need the rain I guess and we've had a good run :(

[Syn]

The whether is unacceptable. I've actually got a cold. Don't worry, I'm manning up and getting on with it. Didn't even take a paracetamol this morning. Apparently people have died with the 'common cold' but yknow...whatever. I don't let little things like death worry me.

June FFS. Should be 25 c + and BBQs every weekend. Not this shit.

[LDG]

Well depressing.

Bet it's scorchio next week when I'm back at work.

[Letters]

I'll have a word with 'im upstairs, see what I can do. This isn't good enough.

[LDG]

I'll have a word with 'im upstairs, see what I can do. This isn't good enough.

You know how stubborn Wenger is. Ain't gonna happen. 2% away from sunshine :sulk:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

2am = 77F - time to get naaaked

[PGFC]

I'll have a word with 'im upstairs, see what I can do. This isn't good enough.

Yep, that worked, it's raining now.

[Xhaka Can’t]

The weather was much better under the last Labour Government.

[Coney]

The whether is unacceptable. I've actually got a cold. Don't worry, I'm manning up and getting on with it. Didn't even take a paracetamol this morning. Apparently people have died with the 'common cold' but yknow...whatever. I don't let little things like death worry me.

June FFS. Should be 25 c + and BBQs every weekend. Not this shit.

This....



I presume whoever ordered the 'whether' (sic) should be sacked?

[Coney]

What I don't understand is how people who have lived in this country since they were born still have this quaint idea that in summer, every day should be scorcio and druy, when the British Iles have normally had a temperate climate since the last ice age.

[Cripps_orig]

Awful here at the moment.

The Sun is out and its the heat is unbearable

[Xhaka Can’t]

Coney, you seem puzzled by something noone has actually said.

[Cripps_orig]

Awful boiling weather today.

Have to go play football in this.

[Marc Overmars]

27 degrees. :bow:

Had a BBQ this afternoon, just winding down now with some beers. My hayfever was under control too, perfect day tbh.

[Chrissie]

Just firing mine up! Awesome day tbh

[Marc Overmars]

Only downside to this weather are the awful muggy nights. 21 degrees at the moment. :wacko:

[Syn]

Too hot; can't sleep.

[Cripps_orig]

Terrible weather today. As bad as it gets.

[Master Splinter]

Terrible weather today. As bad as it gets.

:gp:

Disgustingly hot.

Come on Winter.

[Cripps_orig]

Supposed to rain today :pray:

The heat is unbearable

Needs to fuck off

[Coney]

Coney, you seem puzzled by something noone has actually said.

Not in so many words, but the broad gist is there from comments here and in Currents BW over the years.

[Coney]

Hot and humid, not what I need while I'm mixing concrete for part of the garden. :(

[Letters]

I'll have a word with 'im upstairs, see what I can do. This isn't good enough.

God :bow:

Had lunch out in the park today. Ice cream for dessert.
They have table tennis tables out there on the Embankment for anyone passing to play.
:d

[Chrissie]

Sounds good. Hot and sunny here in Enfield with a bit of a breeze

[LDG]

Spattering of rain just starting. Bit too humid for comfort tbh.

Much prefer blazing sunshine and a breeze.

Still, will be good for running if it chucks it down later. Love my Monday run if it's raining.

[Chrissie]

It's supposed to tip it down here later so am making the most of it

[PGFC]

Hot and humid, not what I need while I'm mixing concrete for part of the garden. :(

You've finally done the old girl in eh? good show :good:

[Coney]

You've finally done the old girl in eh? good show :good:

No flies on me. Just on the body.

[PGFC]

No flies on me. Just on the body.

Remember to put a dog and a couple of cats in the concrete layer above the dearly departed, fools the GPR later.

I've said too much have'n't I?

[Marc Overmars]

It's not even sunny, it's just stupidly muggy.

When we get the sun we can't even do that right ffs.

[Letters]

It's not even sunny, it's just stupidly muggy.

When we get the sun we can't even do that right ffs.

*looks out the window*


Not a cloud in the sky :cool:
Yet.

[Chrissie]

Beautiful sunshine here. Sorry.

[Coney]

Remember to put a dog and a couple of cats in the concrete layer above the dearly departed, fools the GPR later.

I've said too much have'n't I?

No - keeping talking - this is all useful advice. :good:

[Chrissie]

Cloudy and humid here now

[Japan Shaking All Over]

where?

we had a mother of a humid day today.......dont know what was going on but the air conditioner kept turning itself off

[Chrissie]

where?

we had a mother of a humid day today.......dont know what was going on but the air conditioner kept turning itself off

Norf Landan. Yeah I reckon we have a storm brewing now.

[Cripps_orig]

Due to rain tonight, tomorrow and wednesday although it say light rain so wouldnt be surprised if it doesnt rain at all.

Not that hot outside anymore but hotter than a motherfucker inside the house.

Might go sit on the swing for a bit

[Boss]

45 degrees at the moment ffs.

Only going to get hotter over the next month.

[Sirjackofwilshere]

Can't stand heat and humidity like todays...the smelly bints on the tube, the sweaty old men..makes me grumpy and foul.

[PGFC]

Due to rain tonight, tomorrow and wednesday although it say light rain so wouldnt be surprised if it doesnt rain at all.

Not that hot outside anymore but hotter than a motherfucker inside the house.

Might go sit on the swing for a bit

Hold on tight this time ffs.

[Chrissie]

Due to rain tonight, tomorrow and wednesday although it say light rain so wouldnt be surprised if it doesnt rain at all.

Not that hot outside anymore but hotter than a motherfucker inside the house.

Might go sit on the swing for a bit

Please stay clear of the swing. Thanks.

[Cripps_orig]

Hold on tight this time ffs.

Its not one of those lame ass kids swing thankfully.

Its one of those hammock type thingys.

2 seater as well so lots of space unless theres some cunt sitting on it

[Chrissie]

Its not one of those lame ass kids swing thankfully.

Its one of those hammock type thingys.

2 seater as well so lots of space unless theres some cunt sitting on it

Don't risk it.

[Cripps_orig]

Swinging away on it now. Can it still be called swinging if my feet never leave the ground?

[Master Splinter]

Can it still be called swinging if my feet never leave the ground?

There's a joke in here somewhere. A few actually.

I'm too hot to think of one though.

[Marc Overmars]

I can't remember a day quite like this. I haven't stopped sweating all day FFS.

Suddenly the weather on holiday next week doesn't seem so appealing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah but you'll expect it over there thus you'll enjoy it more.

[Marc Overmars]

True dat. It's facking Vegas after all. :dance:

[Cripps_orig]

My cousins were planning on a Vegas trip for this summer but that's been put on hold. Not really fussed bout Vegas. Seems a bit shit to me. Don't forget, the house always wins.

I want to go back to Florida. It was brilliant last time I went there and the weather played its part as it was pissing down

[Syn]

Sweatiness imho.

[Marc Overmars]

My cousins were planning on a Vegas trip for this summer but that's been put on hold. Not really fussed bout Vegas. Seems a bit shit to me. Don't forget, the house always wins.

I want to go back to Florida. It was brilliant last time I went there and the weather played its part as it was pissing down

Not really interested in the gambling side to Vegas, I'll just have a flutter or 2 just for the sake of it. Hoping to catch some shows, we've already booked tickets to Penn & Teller. :dance:

Florida is awesome, the Harry Potter stuff was quality. Wanted to go again this year but we could only afford one or the other really, and judging by how mental Vegas was last year we opted for that again.

[Cripps_orig]

I went in January 2002 so they didn't have the Harry Potter stuff then. Loved the Jaws ride though. Might go North Carolina to see my cousins and then from there go on to Florida and rent a villa there.

[Cripps_orig]

Much better weather today

[LDG]

FIRST RUMBLE OF THUNDER :dance:

Just as I clicked into the weather thread too. :unsure:

[PGFC]

FIRST RUMBLE OF THUNDER :dance:

Just as I clicked into the weather thread too. :unsure:

It's been and gone here :(

Actually that's a lie, it's just gone apocalyptic, brilliant lightning, fantasticaly loud thunder, awesome storm :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Nice breeze coming through the window.

Sun nowhere to be seen. Hint of rain in the air

Perfect weather this

[Letters]

Getting very dark here :unsure:

[LDG]

Getting very dark here :unsure:

But you have no here :unsure:

Just dye it blonde again??

[Japan Shaking All Over]

not a hint of breeze and way too humid

looking forward to the hottest summer in ages.......with an air conditioning restriction about to be imposed

and a belly a little too big to be flaunting around.........anybody tried working out at the gym with no ait con?

[hymppi]

no clouds, +27 degrees in the shade. have to stay inside for a while.

[Cripps_orig]

Too hot today.

Scheduled to rain for the rest of the week though :dance:

[Chrissie]

Got sun burn on Saturday but it had turned brown by Sunday. Can I join the Asian clique please?

[Master Splinter]

Got sun burn on Saturday but it had turned brown by Sunday. Can I join the Asian clique please?

They're all frauds anyway.

[Cripps_orig]

Brilliant weather today :dance:

Summer :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

JUST days after a heatwave Brits have been warned to brace themselves for a cold snap with temperatures plunging to -20°C.

Nervous councils are busy stockpiling 1.4million tonnes of grit in preparation for another harsh winter and snow falling as early as next month.

On average councils have ordered 1,500 tonnes more salt than at the same time last year as forecasters predict the UK could be just weeks away from a sudden collapse in temperatures.

Forecaster James Madden, from Exacta Weather, said: "I expect the most frequent and heavy snowfalls to occur across many parts of the UK during November, December and January at present."

Temperatures dropped as far as -20°C last winter and Mr Madden said of the upcoming cold snap: "It is likely that temperature and snowfall records will be broken."

The Local Government Association (LGA) revealed authorities were aiming to stockpile more salt for October than the total amount used last winter.

Scotland has already seen snow this week, just days after record October temperatures saw bikini-clad sun seekers hit beaches around the UK.

And forecasters have predicted temperatures in the seventies (Fahrenheit) on Sunday and Monday.




Uphill struggle ... car stranded on hill in Yorkshire last winter





Councillor Peter Box, LGA economy and transport chairman, said: "Whatever surprises the weather may have in store for us this winter, motorists can count on council highways teams being better prepared than ever before to keep disruption to a minimum."

"This year councils have more salt and better plans in place to make it go further while even more volunteers and community groups have been lined up to help with the great gritting effort."


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3861224/Grit-ready-for-a-chilly-20C.html

Always funny to see the country go in to panic for a bit of snow :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3861224/Grit-ready-for-a-chilly-20C.html

Always funny to see the country go in to panic for a bit of snow :lol:

When I heard about this, I went to Sainsburys and emptied their shelves of all the tinned food they had.

[Coney]

When I heard about this, I went to Sainsburys and emptied their shelves of all the tinned food they had.

When I read this, I went to Tesco.

[LDG]

When I read this, I went to Tesco.

When I read this. I LoL'd. Hard.

[Letters]

When I heard about this, I went to Sainsburys and emptied their shelves of all the tinned food they had.

You do that every weekend <_<

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3984316/Oh-snow-not-again.html

:bow:

Need it to come to London asap

[Master Splinter]

London is probably the worst place to live if you want quality snow.

[Chrissie]

#hurricanebawbag is trending on twitter :lol:

[Flavs]

its mental up here very high winds, rain and hail

its a twister, its a twister

[Chrissie]

Scottish people :bow:

Up North people :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, very windy and rainy here as well.

So dark as well, all the lights on.





http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110202072039/bakuganrandomtalk/images/thumb/6/6e/Troll_Face_small.png/240px-Troll_Face_small.png

[LDG]

So dark as well, all the lights on.

Get some new light bulbs, I would.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Freezing mornings and evenings but blue skies and sun during the day!

[tigerthesmurf85]

Got two rounds of golf this weekend. Hope the weather holds out :pray:

[Letters]

It's going to be :cold: at Arsenal tomorrow.

[Flavs]

snowing in Leeds

[Master Splinter]

Hail and wind are quite evil.

The only downside of winter.

[Letters]

Going to thump down on Sunday apparently.
down down. deeper and down.

:(

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Cold as you like over here!
good news. . .tomorrow will be colder. . .

[Marc Overmars]

The sun is out and it's a rather scorching 10 degrees here. :wacko:

[LDG]

Clouded over down here. Bit nippier.

Looks like snow.

But it won't be.

[Cripps_orig]

The sun is out :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Sun needs to GTFO.

[Syn]

Usually at this time of the year, I'm out in a t-shirt to prove I have the ghel factor. Right now it's no special feat. The lack of coldness is emasculating.

[LDG]

Usually at this time of the year, I'm out in a t-shirt to prove I have the ghel factor. Right now it's no special feat. The lack of coldness is emasculating.

I'm getting worried about you. No homo.

[Syn]

I think it might just be my mental month.

[GP]

I think it might just be my mental month.

We all have them.

Well, not me, but most do.

[LDG]

I think it might just be my mental month.

Funny that!

[hymppi]

it's zero celsius here, but it's snowing. beautiful!

[Letters]

Quite mild here.
Stupid global warming.

[LDG]

Snowing here.

[GP]

Raining here.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Iowa about to be eaten by a giant weather dinosaur.

http://i.imgur.com/MsXDw.jpg

[Cripps_orig]

Finally snowing here

:dance:

[Letters]

Snow!

[Marc Overmars]

Snow. :bow:

Falling on a weekend as well, perfect timing.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Finally snowing here

:dance:

Snow is shite, why so happy

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Snow. :bow:

Falling on a weekend as well, perfect timing.

Would it not be better to fall on a Sunday night ?

[Marc Overmars]

Nah, rather enjoy it from the comfort of my own home than office.

Chucking it down here, just opened my window for a glance. Absolute silence, love it. :d

[Olivier's xmas twist]

What part of london your from Just Opend the door its chucking down.

[Syn]

Got about 10 inches down here.

And the snow's quite bad too.

:conewood:

lol

[Marc Overmars]

Whar part of london your from Just Opend the door its chucking down.

Uxbridge

[Letters]

Got about 10 inches down here.

And the snow's quite bad too.

:conewood:

lol

roflcopter

[Syn]

Quite nice outside this morning but nightmare to walk/cycle through.

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii100/synergetic123/snw022-1.jpg?t=1328439608 http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii100/synergetic123/snw027-1.jpg?t=1328439877

[Cripps_orig]

Snow is shite, why so happyCos im not English and snow doesnt scare the shit out of me and put me in a panic

[Coney]

Got about 10 inches down here.

And the snow's quite bad too.

:conewood:

lol

Oi - stop leeching off my great stock of original material.

[Coney]

Quite nice outside this morning but nightmare to walk/cycle through.

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii100/synergetic123/snw022-1.jpg?t=1328439608 http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii100/synergetic123/snw027-1.jpg?t=1328439877

Nice pics. Old buildings and towns in the snow look classic. :good:

[LDG]

Hmph.

I want more snow.

Came down, and went in one night. That is shit.

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, the white stuff came and went quickly.







lol

[Cripps_orig]

Might snow tomorrow :dance:

[Marc Overmars]

Hope not, playing footie tomorrow night. One time it started coming down when we were playing, it was ridiculous. Caked the ground so much the ball wouldn't roll properly.

[Marc Overmars]

So it is snowing then. :doh:

Hope our pitch tonight is not fucked.

[Syn]

Oh how fucking annoying. Just when it cleared up.

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd488/Jequus/425553_287752151290864_268330443233035_793461_1080 792483_n.jpg

[Letters]

Meh. It's not snowing much.

[Cripps_orig]

IT'S hot out there — but you'd better get your skates on if you want to enjoy it while it lasts.

Sun-seekers up and down the country have been enjoying the glorious weather so far this week — but forecasters expect temperatures to dip in time for the weekend.

And there are even predictions of SNOW on the way in the north next week.

Today temperatures were closing on yesterday's record for the hottest day of the year at 23.6C at Aboyne, Scotland.


Sun-seekers ... Mel Keenan, Ellie Johnston and Amanda Bowers in Tynemouth, Tyne and Wear
Scorching sunshine has sent the mercury soaring towards 24C (75F) though the tinderbox conditions have brought hundreds of firefighters out to tackle wildfires destroying swathes of the countryside.

Across the South and Midlands Brits have already seen temperatures over 21C although the mercury is still to top Britain's hottest ever March day.

It was a sweltering 25.6C in Mepal, Cambs, on March 29, 1968.

However the recent unseasonable heatwave has delivered the hottest March for 44 years and has already broken five date temperature records — while a sixth could be set today.

But as schools break up for the Easter holidays this weekend forecasters expect temperatures to plummet to around 12C with sleet and snow possible in the north of the UK next week.

Met Office forecaster Charles Powell said: "Today and tomorrow most of the UK will see fine and sunny weather with temperatures between 20C and 22C.

"But the high pressure which has been giving us this lovely warm weather will then move to the west so there will be less warm air and more cloud and cooler temperatures.

"By Saturday the temperatures will be down to 12C and 13C. We will still get some bright weather but we will lose the wall to wall sunshine we have enjoyed.

"Next week it will be more unsettled with a risk of rain too. There's a possibility of a few flakes at the top of the Scottish mountains."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4225363/Its-hot-hot-hot-again-Britain.html

Next week :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

12 or 13. :lol:

That's still pretty good for this country.

[Cripps_orig]

As long as its not as bad as today

Twas shocking weather today

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4225363/Its-hot-hot-hot-again-Britain.html

Next week :bow:

Women in Short skirts, Dresses :bow:

[LDG]

Women in Short skirts, Dresses :bow:

Them denim shorts are where it's at. They're like knickers now.

Unless they have celulite. Those bints should be locked away for the summer.

[Cripps_orig]

Them denim shorts are where it's at. They're like knickers now.

Unless they have celulite. Those bints should be locked away for the rest of their lives.Just corrected your little mistake there

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Them denim shorts are where it's at. They're like knickers now.

Unless they have celulite. Those bints should be locked away for the summer.

Those too lol. Just love summer you see everything lol.

[Master Splinter]

Snow :bow:.

No, not the rapper.

[Flavs]

snow, wet. slushy, cold as fuck snow.

[Marc Overmars]

Hammered it down with rain last night but now it's sunny again. :lol:

[LDG]

Same.

Overcast and pretty nippy out now though.

I want Sprummer back :(

[Letters]

It's cooled down nicely just in time for my camping trip this weekend :cool:


:(

Me :pal:

[Master Splinter]

Cold :bow:.

Shit early summer :pal:.

[Cripps_orig]

Very good weather today :bow:

Hoping for more of the same for the rest of time

Or tomorrow at least

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Very good weather today :bow:

Hoping for more of the same for the rest of time

Or tomorrow at least

Not sure what part of London your from. but down here in south in rained like a bitch.

So no i'd not like the same weather tommrow.

[Cripps_orig]

Not sure what part of London your from. but down here in south in rained like a bitch.

So no i'd not like the same weather tommrow.East

[Letters]

Thumping down <_<

[LDG]

Rip-roaring thunder storm here :o

Clouds are as black as.....erm...

[Letters]

Coney?

Weird day today. Was nice and sunny earlier (had to go out, hence WAH) but then it started hammering down and at one point it hailed. Quite nice again now.

Bit like Arsenal's season.

[Master Splinter]

Angry hail scares me.

:upset:

[Marc Overmars]

Strange weather this week, cold, sunny, wet all rolled into one.

[Cripps_orig]

Cold and wet :bow:

[Letters]

I swear they only announce hosepipe pans as voodoo to make it thump down <_<

[LDG]

It's a joke.

Fix the sodding leaks in our water system. Job solved.

If it's too dry. Global warming.

Too cold. Global warming.

Too wet. Global warming.

Too hot. Global warning.

Blah fucking blah.

And then people who run the water companies are just sat there counting money.

Fucking con it is.

[GP]

It's a joke.

Fix the sodding leaks in our water system. Job solved.

If it's too dry. Global warming.

Too cold. Global warming.

Too wet. Global warming.

Too hot. Global warning.

Blah fucking blah.

And then people who run the water companies are just sat there counting money.

Fucking con it is.

You know what you should do?

You should switch suppliers...

[Letters]

:lol:


:(

I did that. I collect water in buckets now :cool:

[GP]

I stopped taking showers.

[server too busy!]

It's a joke.

Fix the sodding leaks in our water system. Job solved.

If it's too dry. Global warming.

Too cold. Global warming.

Too wet. Global warming.

Too hot. Global warning.

Blah fucking blah.

And then people who run the water companies are just sat there counting money.

Fucking con it is.

True dat, spend the freakin bonuses on fixing the pipes. What can you really be getting a bonus for anyway, the more it rains the more of a bonus you get?

Also when will people realise the earth works in cycles, of course the planet will get gradually warmer...just as it got gradually colder in the ice age.

[LDG]

You know what you should do?

You should switch suppliers...

:lol:

Letters :haha:

[Letters]

:lol:

:p

:sulk:

[Coney]

One more time. Global warming increases the AVERAGE temperature and - maybe more importantly - it causes the atmosphere to be more dynamic. This not only will increase the strength and frequency of storms and other turbulance, it will also change general weather patterns - some places will end up colder.

It also effects the jet stream and where it is located and how easily it moves, for instance between north of the UK and south of the UK. Thus you will find it more likely in the future that we will have a few hot days then suddenly it will be brass monkeys for a few days, just like happened over the last few weeks.

Oh - and you might find that drought periods will increase and water will all be metered and charges for it will increase substantially.

The good news is you will be forced to drink beer instead of water, so it's not all bad news. :good:

[Marc Overmars]

One more time. Global warming increases the AVERAGE temperature and - maybe more importantly - it causes the atmosphere to be more dynamic. This not only will increase the strength and frequency of storms and other turbulance, it will also change general weather patterns - some places will end up colder.

It also effects the jet stream and where it is located and how easily it moves, for instance between north of the UK and south of the UK. Thus you will find it more likely in the future that we will have a few hot days then suddenly it will be brass monkeys for a few days, just like happened over the last few weeks.

Oh - and you might find that drought periods will increase and water will all be metered and charges for it will increase substantially.

The good news is you will be forced to drink beer instead of water, so it's not all bad news. :good:

Cool.

[Coney]

Oh - and the beer will be made from recycled piss.

Mind you, if you have had a beer at the Emirates, you'll already know what that tastes like.

[Cripps_orig]

Oh - and the beer will be made from recycled piss.


It already is

[GP]

global warming is a myth.

[Syn]

One more time. Global warming increases the AVERAGE temperature and - maybe more importantly - it causes the atmosphere to be more dynamic. This not only will increase the strength and frequency of storms and other turbulance, it will also change general weather patterns - some places will end up colder.

It also effects the jet stream and where it is located and how easily it moves, for instance between north of the UK and south of the UK. Thus you will find it more likely in the future that we will have a few hot days then suddenly it will be brass monkeys for a few days, just like happened over the last few weeks.

Last year I was working on a project for work that looked at the effects of temperatures on oil or summin. Anyway, there was definitely an ususual trend in the last couple of years - and it didn't really take complicated methods to work that out. It's been well reported in the news - we had one of the warmest summers in Aug '10 to the coldest winter ever in Dec '10, to the hottest April ever in 2011 to a relatively cold summer, then we've had snow in February this year. And this is data that goes back nearly 100 years (1916) - no 2 year period has seen anywhere near the shifts that are happening now. A little worrying - but how much is linked to emissions etc. I don't know - I don't know anything about environmental effects.

[Letters]

global warming is a myth.
As is your face.

[Dennis Bendtner]

:yikes:

[PGFC]

Now there's thunder too :(

[Cripps_orig]

Hope this lasts for the rest of the summer

[Marc Overmars]

Lots of rain forcast in Germany this weekend where I'm heading. <_<

[Cripps_orig]

Lots of rain forcast in Germany this weekend where I'm heading. <_<Just the weekend or for longer?

[Marc Overmars]

Looks like for the next 3-4 days.

[Coney]

Lots of rain forcast in Germany this weekend where I'm heading. <_<

So take a lot of Jerrycans and bring them back to help with the drought. ToryAdvice

[Letters]

It's hailing! :doh:

Stupid drought <_<

[Master Splinter]

I wish it was still hailing.

Alwful weather.

Need the cold to land a two-footer on heat's face.

[Cripps_orig]

Pretty much

Terrible weather this week

[McNamara That Ghost...]

global warming is a myth.

Global warming is a lie.
Global warming is a lie.
Global warming is a lie.

[Gubby Allen]

Britain pathetically excited about sunshine

THE prospect of decent weather has inspired truly heartbreaking levels of joy across the UK.

As forecasters predicted temperatures bordering on the pleasant with tolerable amounts of rain, Britons were scampering in circles like over-enthusiastic termites, hardly knowing what to do with themselves.

Office worker Tom Logan said: “It’s going to be hot and sunny! Not just hot or sunny, but both at the same time.

“I’m going to eat my lunch outside with my sleeves rolled up to my elbows. And you can’t get much better than that.

“Everything’s going to be alright forever.”

Sales co-ordinator Emma Bradford said: “I’ve bought a straw hat and a Summer Fruits Oasis in anticipation of the first beam of sunlight penetrating the dense wall of grey cloud.

“Let me just check out the window.

“Nothing yet. But it’s coming. It’s coming.”

The prospect of several hours’ pleasantness has already inspired gloating headlines about how it’s going to be ‘hotter than the Meditteranean’.

Montenegro resident Alexander Vrbensky said: “My British cousin called me about it, I had to pretend to be angry, like ‘oh no, I’m so jealous, grrr I wish I lived with you in Swindon, when can I get a flight?

“Then I went to the beach with a group of beautiful girls and ate large fruits, same as every day.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/britain-pathetically-excited-about-sunshine-2012052127833

:haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

:lol:

Yesterday I read about how it is hotter here than in Australia. Never mind that it is nearly winter there.

[Cripps_orig]

Still terrible weather today but rain is scheduled later in the week :dance:

[Cripps_orig]

Great weather :bow:

Going out later in this

[Letters]

Horrible morning :upset:
Bit better now than when I woke up.

[Letters]

STOP RAINING! :angry:

[Marc Overmars]

We've already used up our 3 week allowance of sunshine.

This is pretty much it for the summer now.

Drought. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Great weather today again

Looks like it could be an awlsome summer

[Master Splinter]

Great weather today again

Looks like it could be an awlsome summer

:gp:

Hot weather :haha:.

[GP]

Only fat people complain about hot weather.

[Master Splinter]

I'm the exception then.

I'm presuming Ach is fat?

[Cripps_orig]

I'm the exception then.

I'm presuming Ach is fat?Pretty much

[Letters]

He's also fat.

[Letters]

Sunny!

:patrice:

[Cripps_orig]

Shit weather today :(

[Marc Overmars]

Storm forecast for later according to the weather app on my phone.

Wouldn't be surprised, it's been humid as fuck this week.

[Coney]

Storm forecast for later according to the weather app on my phone.

Wouldn't be surprised, it's been humid as fuck this week.

Already had the storm here. Heading your way now. Enjoy it.

[Cripps_orig]

Lets hope so.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Already had the storm here. Heading your way now. Enjoy it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaYUqXAmXRQ

Run for your lives!

[Coney]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18678659


Last month was the UK's wettest June since records began in 1910, provisional Met Office figures show.

No shit.

[LDG]

Global wetting :sulk:

[GP]

Global wetting :sulk:

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/549/If%20you%20know%20what%20I%20mean..png

[Cripps_orig]

Weathers been a bit shit today

Starting to get cloudy so might improve

[Mr. Lahey]

poor bastards. we are setting records here in Toronto. it reached 36 degrees today, with the humidity they were reporting that it felt closer to 45. im really enjoying this, by far the best weather for enjoying a couple of triples on the patio, watching all the beautiful woman in Toronto walk on by wearing next to nothing.

[Cripps_orig]

poor bastards. we are setting records here in Toronto. it reached 36 degrees today, with the humidity they were reporting that it felt closer to 45. im really enjoying this, by far the best weather for enjoying a couple of triples on the patio, watching all the beautiful woman in Toronto walk on by wearing next to nothing.

:pal:

[Cripps_orig]

Just got home.

Horrific weather outside. Cant go anywhere or do anything at all

[LDG]

Walked in along the river for a change this morning. So nice to amble along without some **** rippingup the puddles and splashing my suit trousers.

Summer.

At last.

[Letters]

:patrice:

Lovely out there.

[Cripps_orig]

Could hardly sleep

Terrible weather

[GP]

:patrice:

Lovely out there.

Yeah, makes a change.
I've taken to walking to work, which involves a nice stroll across a university campus.

[Letters]

Tit Tuesday :bow:

[LDG]

Shall be wandering through the park this lunch.

No paedo.

[Letters]

I live opposite a Primary School.

Take THAT, restraining order :cool:

:unsure:

Too much?

[Flavs]

Just saw my first wind lifted skirt of the summer

Thongs :bow:

[Syn]

Just chillin'. Drinkin'. in the gardin' with the BBQ on (or it will be in' 20 min').

They said it would never happin'.

They said it was the worst summer in the history books.

Syn, they said. You is fuckin' mental.

Believe.

London 2012.

[Cripps_orig]

However, forecasters warned the hot spell could trigger thunderstorms for Friday’s £27million Olympics opening ceremony,with 20°C temperatures, showers and rain to follow from Saturday and through the Games.

The Met Office predicted a 30 percent chance of rain for the opening ceremony in Stratford, East London on Friday with cooler weather tracking southwards over the UK and the possibility of thundery showers moving north from the continent.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4447835/UK-warmer-than-the-Sahara-as-Brits-enjoy-years-hottest-day.html

Thank god for that

Just need to ride out the next couple of days of shit weather and then hopefully back to the good stuff by friday/weekend

[Syn]

Met office :lol:

Worst civil service department after BIS.

The sun will be beating down. No need to panic.

[Cripps_orig]

Snow is coming :bow:

Tomorrow and Monday, always funny to see the English go in to a panic after a little bit snow

[Master Splinter]

Snow :bow: .

Winter :bow:.

Best in the world at what they do.

Never heard anyone who knows a thing about weather say a bad word about them.

January at it's best.

We're doing this.

We have Ach.

Summer favourite imo.

[LDG]

15 to 20 cm. widespread disruption. Travel chaos. Hours of lost work time. Burst pipes. Grit and salt shortages. Accidents. Snowmen.

They have a "warm atlantic front"

We have Wenger.

It's gonna rain.

[Letters]

*looks out the window*

Meh. Nothing yet.

[Cripps_orig]

Disgusting how Wenger is treated on here.

Also snow is here

[Letters]

Pretty half-arsed effort round my way.
Few inches (stop it) but nothing which caused any disruption.

[Niall_Quinn]

About 4 feet of snow here drifting to 16 foot. Major casualties, thousands dead so far although I bet they cover up this fact on the news. All transport and communications are down, except the Internet connection to my house.

[Niall_Quinn]

To be fair to the weather bods, they said there would be heavy snow between 9pm and 12pm tonight and it has just started chucking down. The last time I waved my willy out the window it was fucking freezing.

[Letters]

http://rt.com/news/winter-snow-russia-weather-275/

And people here cry over a few inches. :lol:

MrsL certainly does.


Oh shut up <_<

[Syn]

Been snowing pretty much every day for a week now. Pretty but annoying. Much like Giroud.



http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii100/synergetic123/Snow%2013/snow13033_zpsb40bc029.jpg

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii100/synergetic123/Snow%2013/snow13032_zpsa7c5c6e8.jpg

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii100/synergetic123/Snow%2013/snow13027_zps72975793.jpg

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii100/synergetic123/Snow%2013/snow13030_zps3d370fce.jpg

[Letters]

You're in Cambridge? Friend of mine got married at Kings College Chapel

[PGFC]

My brother-in-law lives in Cambridge, has a boat on the Cam, very nice.

[Syn]

You're in Cambridge? Friend of mine got married at Kings College Chapel

Yup, been living here for 3 years now. A place to live when you've retired perhaps but for us hipster folk it's not a great place to be IMO.

And yes, it's very popular for marriages for white folks with small guest lists. If you're going to be all asian and invite your accountant and your sister's husband's mother's cousin along then not so much.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

This rain alldayer is going to put the final nail in this year's cherry blossom season. . .my last too (wondering if I am on the final lap of sentimentality? ? ? )

[WMUG]

Had my first day that wasn't around 25ºC yesterday.

Chengdu weather :bow:

Chengdu air cleanliness :haha:

[Injury Time]

This rain alldayer is going to put the final nail in this year's cherry blossom season. . .my last too (wondering if I am on the final lap of sentimentality? ? ? )

The moment jSAO soul is ripped out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqtbIC5lKfc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Hell yeah and it hurt like a mutha

[Master Splinter]

Time for JSAO to come home.

[LDG]

Pleasant out today.

Should be warm and sunny tomorrow.

Warm and sunny on Wednesday.

Nice and pleasant on Thursday.

Then pissing rain for the weekend.

<_<

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4991777/summer-arrives-as-sunny-weather-forcasted-for-whole-of-july.html

Hope this isn't true

[Marc Overmars]

Probably is true. I'm going on holiday this month and whenever I go away the country usually gets it's hottest spell of the year. Typical.

[LDG]

Have used up most of my holidays too <_<

Meh.

Hopefully warm and sunny for the Stones in Hyde Park next week :dance:

[Cripps_orig]

Probably is true. I'm going on holiday this month and whenever I go away the country usually gets it's hottest spell of the year. Typical.

Lucky.

Would love to get away from the terrible weather predicted.

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4991777/summer-arrives-as-sunny-weather-forcasted-for-whole-of-july.html

Hope this isn't true

Probably as accurate as the snotrag's football stories.

[Marc Overmars]

Must be the hottest day of the year today.

[Cripps_orig]

Shocking weather today and for the next few days

[Letters]

Default WUM template #23517
Mmm.

[Cripps_orig]

So I have to like the heat otherwise I'm WUMming?

:doh:

[Marc Overmars]

Letters. :lol:

Awful Ollie.

[Xhaka Can’t]

It's a sign of how shit the weather has gotten when 26c is considered hot.

[Letters]

:lol: innit. Has been nice today but it's not really that hot. And this is the middle of summer.

All that said, rather this than Dubai heat

[LDG]

Think it may be little bit hot and sweaty tonight.

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, probably have to sleep with the fan on tonight.

[Syn]

I get the sniffles when the fans on though.

[LDG]

15 to 20 cm. widespread disruption. Travel chaos. Hours of lost work time. Burst pipes. Grit and salt shortages. Accidents. Snowmen.

They have a "warm atlantic front"

We have Wenger.

It's gonna rain.


Winter :pal:

[Letters]

Awful weather today

:cripps:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tit Tuesday. :bow:

[Wengerball]

Cold, heating on, we even had ice this morning.

[Cripps_orig]

BAKING Britain will enjoy the hottest day of the year tomorrow at 32°C (90°F) — but the heatwave could kill up to 500 people.
The sweltering weather is set to last a MONTH.
But the “very young and very old” are at major risk as their bodies struggle to recover from heat stress.

The first victims will have died in last week’s 25°C heat, says the Department of Health. It estimates 500 more deaths than usual.
Yorkshire will be hottest today at 28°C, before a peak of 32°C in the South tomorrow — the highest in July since 2006. This year’s previous high was 29.7°C at Heathrow last Sunday.
Firms are braced for a sickie bonanza. And the heat has lured thousands of giant jellyfish to Cornwall.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5009085/Met-Office-issue-health-warning-over-coming-heatwave.html#ixzz2YpAGOnEC

Enjoy the weather today. Looks like hell is upon us tomorrow