Hull vs Arsenal. May 4th. 20:00

[Marc Overmars]

Great opportunity for us to get one hand on the 2nd place trophy.

Hull have picked up some good results recently so I can see this being a tricky one, it will probably be one of our away day pub specials.

1-2.

COYG.

[Master Splinter]

Hull have been playing quite aggressively and obviously need the points, so it could play in to our hands if we defend properly.

We'll need players to match their energy, but Ozil, Cazorla, Ramsey should get space to play and hurt them on the break.

1-3.

[Niall_Quinn]

0-3 Ozil hattrick

[AFC Leveller]

Depends who the ref is TBH. If he allows them to kick every Arsenal play in sight and foul their way through the game than im afraid its gonna be one of those days.

1-2, Giroud and Theo.

[GP]

0-5

[crashley]

its about time we properly fucked over this bunch of northern bellends & that tub of lard shit manager

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MNF is on in a minute, I am sure Carragher and Neville will slaughter us, before, during and after the match.

[Master Splinter]

Arsenal XI: Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Cazorla, Ramsey, Ozil, Alexis, Giroud

Subs: Szczesny, Gibbs, Gabriel, Flamini, Wilshere, Rosicky, Walcott

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think Wenger has finally decided on a first XI. Only taken him until late April.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal XI: Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Cazorla, Ramsey, Ozil, Alexis, Giroud

Subs: Szczesny, Gibbs, Gabriel, Flamini, Wilshere, Rosicky, Walcott

Hull: Harper; Chester, Dawson, McShane; Elmohamady, Huddlestone, Livermore, Quinn, Brady; Aluko, N'Doye.
Subs: McGregor, Rosenior, Bruce, Robertson, Meyler, Hernández, Jelavic.

[Marc Overmars]

Hundredstone to have his annual game of the season against us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wenger. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Here comes the Chelsea suckfest.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carragher. :haha:

You're still showing the game against Stoke you berk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea deserve more credit. :sleep:

It's happening all over again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant managerial performance. :bow:

Poor ickle old Chelsea.

[Ernesto]

Why, oh why, are they discussing those scrotes ahead of our game?!

This is the same organization that clearly refuses to televise their games due to (you've guessed it) lack of entertainment. Now they're complimenting them.

How about discussing the feeble way they exited the Champions League? As England's representative, as England's champions, did they do enough to justify that in Europe? Conveniently, no-one's asking such questions.

The worst side to win the league with the biggest b*st*rd of a manager, going on about dogs barking at caravans. He'd know all about caravans. F'in gypo.

Sorry, rant over, and clearly the wrong thread to do so!

[GP]

Premiers League is their product. They can't be seen to criticise the champions of their own product.

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CELnMucW0AAU1Ql.jpg

A nice touch

[Ernesto]

Premiers League is their product. They can't be seen to criticise the champions of their own product.

Can't argue with that....the only thing is, I can't remember the same sort of adulation from the BBC or Sky when, say, Man City won it last season.

It all seems like a desperate ploy to try and appease Moronho and keep him here forever and ever.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We need Guardiola to come in to the league and send Mourinho's monkey ass packing. It's the only possible solution save for Abramovich having enough of him.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on you Gunners!

[Marc Overmars]

Neville calls us "small team bullies".

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

Oh bollocks, Alan Parry.

Our undefeated run. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville calls us "small team bullies".

He's a cunt.

[Master Splinter]

Lee Mason :sick:.

Come on Arsenal :scarf:.

[adzzzbatch]

COME ON ARSENAL!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal traditionally finish the season strong.

:lol:

No.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sexy backheels from Özil early on.

[GP]

Can't argue with that....the only thing is, I can't remember the same sort of adulation from the BBC or Sky when, say, Man City won it last season.

It all seems like a desperate ploy to try and appease Moronho and keep him here forever and ever.

Man City at least attempted to play football, so there was no need for such over the top apologies.

[adzzzbatch]

mile offside :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis charging across the pitch. :haha:

Insanely fast.

[Ernesto]

He's a cunt.

:gp:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin fed up with the possession so boots it straight out of play.

[Niall_Quinn]

"It's happened again, Tottenham Hotspur, it's happened again..." :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

wtf ref?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ospina. :bow:

Takes Coquelin out, bet his nose has fallen off again.

[AFC Leveller]

Ospina knocks Le Coq out.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ospina loses the plot, rushes out and punches Coquelin in the face :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hundredstone flicks it to Harper. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Almost stunning from Hundredstone.

[adzzzbatch]

Alright sky calm down! :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

What time does the match start?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis absolutely belts it, Harper saves.

[AFC Leveller]

good move

[Master Splinter]

Alexis and Mesoot :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Now, by the look of it.

Alexis, Ozil :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

giroud has been poor so far.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's quality football. None of this almost passing it accurately, almost moving into space, almost being direct. Proper footie.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Er Kos, you may want to explain yourself.

[AFC Leveller]

ramsay always looks caught in two minds, doesnt know what to do and delays play.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nobody on Özil's wavelength on the right side.

[adzzzbatch]

careless from merts

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BFG crushes Quinn.

[Master Splinter]

Mason has fucking arrived.

[AFC Leveller]

mertesacker looks like an old man trying to catch an already departed train.

[adzzzbatch]

dive by hull player :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Livermore. :haha:

Shame it was Coquelin supporting that attack really.

[Master Splinter]

The Hull player just jumped into the air and got a free-kick. WTF?

Mason has wasted no time in pulling on his Hull shirt. Fat bastard.

[adzzzbatch]

the hull players seem to like going to ground quickly

[Niall_Quinn]

The Hull player just jumped into the air and got a free-kick. WTF?

Mason has wasted no time in pulling on his Hull shirt. Fat bastard.

More of a tent than a shirt tbf

[McNamara That Ghost...]

N'Doye. :lol:

He's no Adam.

[adzzzbatch]

fuck off doye

[adzzzbatch]

very sloppy from us.

[Niall_Quinn]

They got quite excited by that awful effort that was a million miles off target.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ozil, Alexis and Coquelin are awake at least. Maybe the others will wake up later.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giroud looking to chest it, traps it under his feet. :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

bit shit from us

[Niall_Quinn]

Very lucky not to concede there. What a miss. What shit defending.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aluko :lol:

Terrible.

Also, blatant foul on Alexis. Livermore booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey dead. :rose:

[adzzzbatch]

ouch that must have hurt ramsey

[adzzzbatch]

That should be a booking for the fat fuck huddlestone

[Niall_Quinn]

Deliberate by hundredstone. Put all his weight behind that, which is why Ramsey has been atomised.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hundredstone is an absolute oaf.

[adzzzbatch]

"wasn't deliberate"

yeah it was...

[AFC Leveller]

no card if he's still breathing, thats mason's mantra.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's actually a red card when you see it again in slow mo. Certainly deliberate, certainly studs up, certainly aimed to do damage.

Arteta should have been booked for that, at very least.

We get a lot of injuries. No wonder when the ref waves that shit on.

[adzzzbatch]

not the best passing from us atm

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis fouled by Livermore again, lucky not to get another yellow.

[adzzzbatch]

should be a 2nd yellow :rolleyes:

[adzzzbatch]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! !

[Niall_Quinn]

How is that not a booking? Alexis is running towards the goal and gets hacked down. No card? Should be his second yellow. Hull should be down to 9 now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ALEXIS!!! WHAT A GOAL!!!!

:bow:

[A Gunner]

0 - 1 Alexis

[adzzzbatch]

Beautiful!!!!

[Master Splinter]

ALEXIS SANCHEZ!!!!

[AFC Leveller]

1-0

commenttors gutted

[Thierrymon]

Wooohooo Sanchez.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dawson heads it in. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

:lol:

Alexis again. 0-1

For once the luck goes against the cheats.

[adzzzbatch]

"so unlucky for hull"

fuck off smith

[adzzzbatch]

dawson :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Dawson heads it in. :haha:

He'd like to think the balance of power has shifted, tbf.

[LDG]

Dawson :haha:

I'd like to think so.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

N'Doye booked, hacks any Arsenal player running at their defence is the tactic. That surely is going to lead to a red at some point.

[adzzzbatch]

dirty hull cunts

[Niall_Quinn]

"so unlucky for hull"

fuck off smith

Is smudger at it again? He'll slit his wrists if we finish above the gypos and their noisy neighbours.

[Master Splinter]

Alexis will be fortunate to escape here with two functioning legs.

Hackathon sponsored by Mason.

[GP]

The fouling is so cynical. The instructions are clear.

[Master Splinter]

N'Doye booked, hacks any Arsenal player running at their defence is the tactic. That surely is going to lead to a red at some point.

Mindless Optimism :bow:.

[adzzzbatch]

steve bruce asks for a fk the ref give it

[Niall_Quinn]

The fouling is so cynical. The instructions are clear.

They're not that sort of cynical, anti-football pub farm outfit driven by a fat shit, tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mindless Optimism :bow:.

He's lost it :wacko:

[LDG]

Fuck off Mrs Doubtfire.

[adzzzbatch]

smith crying for a handball against us

[adzzzbatch]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYY!!!!!!!!

[A Gunner]

0 - 2 Ramsey

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RAMSEY!!!! ANOTHER DEFLECTION!!!

Cazorla. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

RAMSEY!!!!!!

[Thierrymon]

Yay Rambo!

[AFC Leveller]

0-2

2 more and we go second on GD.

[adzzzbatch]

"again arsenal are a little fortunate"

FUCK OFF ALAN SMITH!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL

Satan missed his bus.

0-2

[Master Splinter]

We've overcome the initial barrage from Mason with actual football and goals.

Sky will be seething.

Or just talk about Chelsea instead.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alexis hacked to bits - scores a deflected goal.

Ramsey hacked to bits - scores a deflected goal.

DUH! Stop hacking us and try playing some football maybe?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-2

2 more and we go second on GD.

Sorry to do this again but Citeh would be ahead on Goals Scored.

[Niall_Quinn]

"Boring, boring Chelsea!" :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

"Oh what a great ball in!!"

as it is easily cleared by Arsenal

[Niall_Quinn]

Sorry to do this again but Citeh would be ahead on Goals Scored.

3 more and we go second on GD with a game in hand. Piss on that if you can?

[AFC Leveller]

Arsenal are fortunate.

If it was Chelsea, Champions make their own luck.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Did Harper need to save that from Cazorla?

[adzzzbatch]

Arsenal just have so much luck, seems to be the message sky are spouting

[AFC Leveller]

Sorry to do this again but Citeh would be ahead on Goals Scored.

:thumbsdown:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

N'Doye completely sold Bellerin there, no idea what N'Doye was thinking after that though.

[Master Splinter]

N'Doye :haha:.

[adzzzbatch]

hull player goes down fk awarded

[McNamara That Ghost...]

N'Doye making sure of our clean sheet. :bow:

Misses it and was offside anyway.

[adzzzbatch]

thank fuck ndoye is shit

[adzzzbatch]

what's that thing on his chin?

[Master Splinter]

Alexis is fucking brilliant.

Fouled about 560 times and just gets on with destroying these villagers.

In the real world, he's the most fouled player in PL history in one season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull suffer from just being a bit shit.

[adzzzbatch]

2-0 and we've switched off WAKE UP!!

[AFC Leveller]

my stream has screamy tyler and he cant hide his frsutration at the scoreline.

[Globalgunner]

Alexis is fucking brilliant.

Fouled about 560 times and just gets on with destroying these villagers.

In the real world, he's the most fouled player in PL history in one season.

Nah thats Aaaaazaard the bestest PL player ever

[adzzzbatch]

OOOOOOOOO

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Özil shot, Harper saves.

Great football.

[Master Splinter]

Fuuuuck. Almost goal of the season there.

[AFC Leveller]

i like the new ozil, tracks back and wins it back for the team.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great play, shame about the shot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Harper denies Alexis!

[adzzzbatch]

oooooooooooo

[AFC Leveller]

what a ball by santi, good save from harper.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cazorla loving it playing deep. What a ball that was.

[Master Splinter]

Alexis :doh:.

Should be 0-5.

[adzzzbatch]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[A Gunner]

0 - 3 Alexis

[AFC Leveller]

Great play, shame about the shot.

wow

3rd goal is magic

[Thierrymon]

3-0 Sanchez.

[adzzzbatch]

AMAZING!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ALEXIS!!!! STUNNING FOOTBALL.

[Master Splinter]

ALEXIS!!!!!!!

WE ARE AWLSOME.

[adzzzbatch]

Alan smith praises us :faint:

[Niall_Quinn]

Guy's a little bit brilliant really, isn't he?

Nowhere near as good as azzah with all his diving and shit, but still pretty good.

[AFC Leveller]

fill ya boots lads.

[GP]

Outstanding.

[LDG]

Lovely stuff

[Globalgunner]

Can we play these shitheads every week?

[GP]

Can we play these shitheads every week?

No thanks, we won't have any legs left.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 0-3 The Arsenal, HT.

:bow:

[adzzzbatch]

GREAT STUFF!!!

[Ernesto]

0-3!!!

Although, I don't trust this scoreline. Crystanbul was exactly a year ago...

[adzzzbatch]

Guy's a little bit brilliant really, isn't he?

Nowhere near as good as azzah with all his diving and shit, but still pretty good.

Or that cunt kane.

[Master Splinter]

Mason blows up to save Hull from complete degradation.

We've been strolling it at times but are still destroying them and should be winning 0-5 at the very least.

Arsenal :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

So we have a lucky, fortunate 3-0 lead. Playing away from home against a bunch of pubbers determined to kick us off the pitch.

Alright so we haven't been able to park the bus and pub out a 0-0, but I think we've done okay.

[AFC Leveller]

we simply cannot let this slip, we cant wenger this up and let them back in.

get the 4th and 5th.

of course wenger will sub alexis, ozil and ramsey now.

[Static]

Cescesque ball by Ramsey for the third!

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Absolutely no chance this will slip.

[AFC Leveller]

any chance they will show the red card challenge by hunderstone?

[Globalgunner]

Score should be 2-1 given that Hull scored 2 of the goals maybe 3-1 if Huddlestones flick had gone in. As it is Arsenal lucky to be ahead and our football is not as entertaining as Chelsea`s
BTW Cazorla is simply irresplaceable.

[Marc Overmars]

Lovely stuff. It's like on FIFA when you just nail triangle and hit the perfect through balls.

Hopefully we don't get the deck chairs out, there's no need to invite pressure and potentially make sloppy mistakes. Just keep pressing and forcing them into errors then fill our boots.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Steve Bower: BBC Match of the Day commentator on 5 live at the KC Stadium

"If Arsenal do win the league in the next few years, we won't have a media debate about boring, boring Arsenal."

Phil Neville added: "I think Arsenal might actually need to become a little more boring to win the league."



:sarcy:

[Master Splinter]

Alexis and Cathorla have been wonderful so far.

Ozil, Ramsey and Coq very good too.

Bif not there, but we're still killing them.

Alexis hat-trick please.

Get Feo and Wheelchair on to get them back into the groove. Which translates as ruin the game by bringing Flamini on to WUMger.

[Niall_Quinn]

Boring is the new entertaining :bow:

We can make up any old shit to sell our pub league.

[adzzzbatch]

"so were arsenal lucky"

"yes they were"

[AFC Leveller]

Phil Neville added: "I think Arsenal might actually need to become a little more boring to win the league."

[Master Splinter]

Do not forget also, Hull should be down to nine men and Elmohamady should have been booked for a pathetic dive in his own box.

Mason is still looking to influence things.

[Niall_Quinn]

Do not forget also, Hull should be down to nine men and Elmohamady should have been booked for a pathetic dive in his own box.

Mason is still looking to influence things.

I think Mason has given up. Don't think he realised how shit and pointless Hull are. Don't expect too much hassle from him in the second half, famous last words.

[LDG]

We need to be careful. If we score any more, we could get relegated using Sky's logic.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on you Gunners!

More of the same please. It's about time we gave someone a good pasting away from home.

[LDG]

What the fuck was that Souness advert!?! :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

Arsenal have been okay but you have to remember, Chelsea have Azzah and they are the greatest team since Man city last season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Livermore hauled off, Meyler on.

[adzzzbatch]

Livermore :wave:

[Niall_Quinn]

Just watching a highlights clip of Ozil and Alexis (and Ramsey in patches). Some superb stuff. For Alexis to do this in his first season in the 100mph farmyard challenge is amazing. Easily the player of the season for me. azzas diving automatically rules him out in any "sports" related poll.

[adzzzbatch]

ramsey fouled nothing given

[adzzzbatch]

oh Coq not ramsey

[AFC Leveller]

mcquin kicks coq, no foul given.

[adzzzbatch]

brady :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hull foul even when there's absolutely nothing to be gained from it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh fuck! Hull have just been denied a foul. That's scandalous!

[LDG]

Here we go. We've gone into powerdown mode.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another five for Alexis to make late running for the Golden Boot. :pray:

[AFC Leveller]

Ndoye is worse than Sanogo.

[Niall_Quinn]

Here we go. We've gone into powerdown mode.

WUMger wants to keep us fresh for... something or another.

[Niall_Quinn]

Grrrrrrr, tippy tappy.

[LDG]

Sanchez on a hatty...that spells auto-substitution from Wengbot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis. :cloud9:

[Niall_Quinn]

If only Giroud had a little bit more pace.

[adzzzbatch]

ooooooo

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What an effort from Ramsey with the ball under his feet. :lol:

[AFC Leveller]

should be 4.

[Niall_Quinn]

Nice play again. Just wide of target.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 1-3 Arsenal. Blatant foul on Koscielny.

[adzzzbatch]

fuck off

[AFC Leveller]

kos killed, no fould

1-3

[Marc Overmars]

Here we go.

:doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

That's a fucking horrendous challenge. Ref ignores it and the cunts barge it in.

That's 3 reds now.

[adzzzbatch]

clear foul on kos :rolleyes:

[GP]

Clear foul on Kos.

[adzzzbatch]

stop dicking around now arsenal!!

[LDG]

Fuck off ref you cunt

[Niall_Quinn]

Can you imagine if that foul was against the chavs or the gypos? Certain FK and a booking, no goal. Different teams, different rules.

[adzzzbatch]

sky happy now

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Get up Quinn.

[AFC Leveller]

ref obviously told hull at HT 'if you foul enough times, eventually you will get your rewards'

[Master Splinter]

I think Mason has given up. Don't think he realised how shit and pointless Hull are. Don't expect too much hassle from him in the second half, famous last words.

:gp:

[LDG]

Here we go again

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McShane clears another one.

[Niall_Quinn]

Coquelin did stamp on him there.

Nice.

But it seems like Hull don't like it up em.

[adzzzbatch]

FFS ARSENAL!!!!

[Marc Overmars]

Welcome back nervous kittens.

[Niall_Quinn]

COME ON - we should be winning this 137-0

[adzzzbatch]

sky loving it now

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Özil. :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

ooooo nice try

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mesut. :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

ooooooooooo

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Bif, time to do something.

[AFC Leveller]

ozil has eyes all over his head

[adzzzbatch]

ramsey :doh:

[Master Splinter]

The football is amazing.

[Dein-machine]

See how deep oz & santi stated second half. They should tell the dithering old fucker to piss off & ask if they can be allowed to go a score another 3 goals, which against this lot would be quite easy.

[LDG]

Sterling is better than him....him....Ozil

[Niall_Quinn]

Unlucky. That would have been a ridiculously good goal.

[adzzzbatch]

we need another goal to nullify the ref's threat

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterling is better than him....him....Ozil

I think you are forgetting, Sterling is English.

[Marc Overmars]

Ramsey, Giroud and Ozil are in full on one touch flick mode tonight.

[A Gunner]

Wilshere on
Ramsey off

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey, Giroud and Ozil are in full on one touch flick mode tonight.

Yes, and Ozil can actually do it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey off, Wheelchair on.

It's all going awry.

[Marc Overmars]

Wheelchair coming on to add to the flicks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull should just do a Cordoba.

[adzzzbatch]

boooooooooooooooooooo :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Jack :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wheelchair running in to a wall again. Why not play the advantage berk?

Kos killed Meyler.

[Marc Overmars]

Koscielny with the curb stomp.

[fakeyank]

Wilshere almost getting his ankle snapped again! :lol:

[AFC Leveller]

another dirty foul stopping a clear chance.

[Master Splinter]

Mason you piece of shit.

Sanchez hat-trick denied.