GW Exit Poll

[Letters]

:popcorn:

[GP]

Voted for all of them.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Proudly voted Conservative

[Letters]

Proudly?

[GP]

I couldn't proudly vote for any of those shitlords.

[Letters]

:lol: Well, quite.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I've never felt such a sense of impending doom

As my mate said "if Labour wins ill be really pissed off, but I will be just as upset if the Tories win"

Personally I'd be much happier with a Labour government if that muppet Milliband wasn't party leader, and there wasnt a nagging sense of economic incompetence. Rising Debt under Labour, slow growth and continual cost of living increase under the Tories...what a choice.

[Marc Overmars]

Voting Labour.

[Letters]

I've never felt such a sense of impending doom

As my mate said "if Labour wins ill be really pissed off, but I will be just as upset if the Tories win"

Personally I'd be much happier with a Labour government if that muppet Milliband wasn't party leader, and there wasnt a nagging sense of economic incompetence. Rising Debt under Labour, slow growth and continual cost of living increase under the Tories...what a choice.
I'm not sure we're doomed either way. But neither will we be living in a glorious utopia no matter who gets in.

[Marc Overmars]

I'm not sure we're doomed either way. But neither will we be living in a glorious utopia no matter who gets in.

Are you talking about politics or Wenger?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Doesn't matter, I don't expect any government formed (that will take the better part of a week) to last out the year anyway.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Voting Labour.

Same, well have voted Labour. As party member considering I do sod all for them in terms of campaigning, it's probably the least I can do. And given that I live in a safe Tory constituency, I don't feel it's an irresponsible vote either. It comes to something that the leader of a party is so bad, that even though I belong to it I have to prevaricate over whether to vote for them or not.

[Niall_Quinn]

'None of the above' is not a valid option as it doesn't appear on the ballot slip. Not sure why you have added it. Seems politically motivated at first glance.

[Letters]

Not sure why you have added it.
I added it just for you. ##

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The colour for Labour and Conservatives on the poll made me laugh.

Anyway, voted Labour.

:bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

I added it just for you. ##

I think you did. Why don't you stick, 'Didn't vote' on there?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

None of the above should be on the ballot paper, I think they are just frightened he'd win too many seats

[Letters]

The colour for Labour and Conservatives on the poll made me laugh.

Yeah :lol:

Stoopid VBulliten!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Voted Labour.

Not a massive fan of Ed but I dislike the Tories even more.

Live in a safe Labour area so not that my vote matters that much anyway.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Does anyone on GW live in a marginal?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm in the Pendle constituency which may go to Labour.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Last poll showed Conservatives with a four point lead in Pendle, vote normally swings to the incumbent nearer to polling day so going to go ahead and say that's an almost certain Tory hold.

Clearly a marginal seat, but not one I can see going Labours way.

[adzzzbatch]

Voted Labour at 07:00 this morning.

[adzzzbatch]

Does anyone on GW live in a marginal?

Yeah where I am in a marginal (Peterborough). Hopefully it will go the way of the polls which shows it looks like it's swinging back to Labour this time.

[LDG]

Last poll showed Conservatives with a four point lead in Pendle, vote normally swings to the incumbent nearer to polling day so going to go ahead and say that's an almost certain Tory hold.

Clearly a marginal seat, but not one I can see going Labours way.

Who are you? David Dimbleby?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Some of the consituencies oop norf have had the names left off the ballot papers. :haha:

Corruption. :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Proudly voted Conservative

Bannable offence tbh. :coffee:

[LDG]

Some of the consituencies oop norf have had the names left off the ballot papers. :haha:

Corruption. :bow:

Pot Luck.

Like the rest of the country :shrug:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Who are you? David Dimbleby?

Better than being Jonathan Dimbleby

[LDG]

I voted "Wenger Out", unless he wins the cup and finishes 2nd. Then I'll give him one more year.

[LDG]

Better than being Jonathan Dimbleby

Or Richard, tbf.

[LDG]

I reckon Maccy should do the commentary tonight from his media centre. There's never any worthwhile sport on a Thursday anyway.






Spurz :pal:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Or Richard, tbf.

Yarp, cancer of the testes can't be a nice way to go

[Letters]

Does anyone on GW live in a marginal?

I'm in the constituency which Portillo famously lost in '97. It's gone back to Conservatives since though and he got a 7,000 majority last time so it's likely to stay that way.

[Letters]

Or Richard, tbf.

:(

[LDG]

:(

:pal:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I'm in the constituency which Portillo famously lost in '97. It's gone back to Conservatives since though and he got a 7,000 majority last time so it's likely to stay that way.

Oh Enfield Southgate, yeah that's essentially a Tory seat that went Labour as part of the new Labour tidal wave

Stephen Twigg who was the MP there is now my brothers MP

[Letters]

O RLY? Yeah.

He's a gay, you know.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Yes I know, and?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Letters confirmed homophobic. :o

[Marc Overmars]

I should be voting in Ealing but I haven't updated my details on the electoral register since I moved here a few years ago. I'm registered to vote in Milton Keynes South which is a marginal, so I'm off home tonight to vote. Worked out well actually, my mum planned a dinner this weekend and I'm on holiday now, so I would have been going home anyway. Otherwise I wouldn't have bothered to vote.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Letters confirmed homophobic. :o

Ha very interesting how he said A Gay instead of just Gay

It's not his fault, it's the fault of whatever gay bashing, science denying church he belongs to

[LDG]

Letters confirmed homophobic. :o

#boringjamesmilner

[GP]

#boringjamesmilner

He didn't even mention having sex with children.

[Letters]

Ha very interesting how he said A Gay instead of just Gay
It really isn't.

[Marc Overmars]

Gays. :lol:

Awful abominations.

[Niall_Quinn]

So what if he didn't like fags? What would be wrong with that?

[adzzzbatch]

I should be voting in Ealing but I haven't updated my details on the electoral register since I moved here a few years ago. I'm registered to vote in Milton Keynes South which is a marginal, so I'm off home tonight to vote. Worked out well actually, my mum planned a dinner this weekend and I'm on holiday now, so I would have been going home anyway. Otherwise I wouldn't have bothered to vote.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo

[Marc Overmars]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo

I don't really follow politics as much as I should really. :shrug:

Tried to take more of an interest this time at least.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

So what if he didn't like fags? What would be wrong with that?

Don't make Letters baiting all serious

But to answer your question, in my view if Letters hates Gays (I don't actually think he does) than that would be his prerogative unless he was forming a pressure group in order to prostelyse these views and influence government to deny Gay people certainly equal civil and human rights.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I reckon Maccy should do the commentary tonight from his media centre. There's never any worthwhile sport on a Thursday anyway.





Spurz :pal:


Sevilla - Fiorentina. :bow:

[Letters]

Some of my best friends are poofs :sulk:

(well, that's not true, but I did vote for Stephen Twigg back in the day which proves I'm not quite ready to join Westboro Baptist Church just yet)

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Actually quite like Portillo since he left front line Politics, he apparently dipped his toe in the gay pond

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't make Letters baiting all serious

But to answer your question, in my view if Letters hates Gays (I don't actually think he does) than that would be his prerogative unless he was forming a pressure group in order to prostelyse these views and influence government to deny Gay people certainly equal civil and human rights.

:doh:

You ruined that one completely. We'd almost managed to frame the debate on the assumption. Could have played that one out for weeks. All gone now.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I apologise for my mean spiritedness, as an act of contrition please enjoy this wonderful youtube video


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EqIIeGmhL2Q

[Letters]

:lol:

Jimmy thumbed a ride...before riding a thumb.



I can't help feel this thread has gone somewhat off topic.

[GP]

Gays. :lol:

Awful abominations.

Today I met someone who described themselves as a "genderfluid pansexual "

They can fuck right off.

[Letters]

Today I met someone who described themselves as a "genderfluid pansexual "

They can fuck right off.

Not a good first date then?

[GP]

I've had worse

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Today I met someone who described themselves as a "genderfluid pansexual "

They can fuck right off.

Absolute meaningless bullshit term, for someone who will fuck anyone and will buy clothes from the ground and first floor at top shop and primark. Why make everything so deep and complicated, unless its with an animal or a child no one cares what you do in private.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Labour.

Wirral West (not my constituency but close enough) will be interesting. Hopefully that witch McVey gets her arse kicked.

[LDG]

What time is Jim White arriving?

[adzzzbatch]

What time is Jim White arriving?

When the doors to the polling station SLAMS SHUT!

[Heisenberg]

Labour

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Odemwingie spotted in the Labour carpark.

[LDG]

Odemwingie spotted in the Labour carpark.

:haha:

[LDG]

Farage winding down his window to talk to the press

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky Arts have gone all The Newsroom with the coverage. :wacko:

Also, BBC's programme on now.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Shearer and Danny Murphy in the studio.

[LDG]

Shearer and Vine in the studio

[LDG]

Dammit :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:lol:


Look at those smarmy twats.

Fucking hell.

And there's Brillo!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BBC are playing Blockbusters in the shape of the UK apparently.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

316?!

Sod off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That exit poll result is a bit grim for Labour.

Clearly not taking notice of GW.

[adzzzbatch]

Disgusting :sick:

[LDG]

Nick Robinson losing his voice already...will he last the night? We don't like to speculate.

[LDG]

Fucking weird graphics from some mental computer game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nick Robinson. :(

Poor sod, recovering from cancer treatment I believe.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I really want a political RPG, it'd be great.

[LDG]

Nick Robinson. :(

Poor sod, recovering from cancer treatment I believe.

Really? Wow, didn't know that. My earlier comments sound a tad harsh now :(

Sorry nick. All the best with your recovery, if you're reading our exit polls.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Miliband 3:16 says I just whooped your ass.

:pray:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Miliband Out?

[LDG]

Miliband Out?

Harriet Harmon on shortly to give the dreaded vote of confidence.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tories to takeover DUP; anybody have any idea of their policies? :unsure:

[LDG]

Fiona Bruce :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

This is just stupid.

[LDG]

Fucking vote counting olympics :o

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Miliband Out?

About the only thing positive likely to come from this evening

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Exclusive clips of teamwork in Sunderland. Dick Advocaat really has made a difference.

[LDG]

About the only thing positive likely to come from this evening

Are exit polls generally accurate?

You're the man who seems to know...

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article114711.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/ed-and-david-miliband-pic-pa-800318189.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Paddy Ashdown says he will eat his hat on air if the exit polls are right.

Did Letters ever get round to eating his own arse?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh fuck of Ed you useless mong.

Come back Tony, all is forgiven. :(

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Paddy Ashdown says he will eat his hat on air if the exit polls are right.

Did Letters ever get round to eating his own arse?

I believe GP has that covered.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Yougov has it completely different:

YouGov exit poll - CON 284 MPs, LAB 263, LIBS 31, SNP 48, UKIP 2, PLAID 3, GREEN 1

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Are exit polls generally accurate?

You're the man who seems to know...

Pretty much they have been since 1992, that underestimated the Tory vote

And to be honest this election is reminding me a bit of 1992......i can see the Tories getting a slim but workable majority....

By that i should say the BBC Exit poll

[LDG]

Yougov has it completely different:

YouGov exit poll - CON 284 MPs, LAB 263, LIBS 31, SNP 48, UKIP 2, PLAID 3, GREEN 1

If there is that much difference, then we're in for a long night.

I'm not in for a long night though. I'm fucking off to bed in about 30 mins.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yougov. :bow:

Always rated them tbf.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

"Very warm conversation"

:lol:

Yeah, alright.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Yougov. :bow:

Always rated them tbf.

Yeah i think you might be clutching at straws, the bbc ipos/mori poll has polled four times as many people as the yougov poll

[LDG]

"Very warm conversation"

:lol:

Yeah, alright.

"Warm" as in "Heated" :good:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I could have pushed Paul Nuttall down an escalator in M&S last year.

I would have taken out a few old women but I'm sure they'd have understood.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Sunderland :pal:

Got absolutely nothing going for them.

[LDG]

Sunderland fail.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

also the yougov poll isn't actually an exit poll

[LDG]

Pollsters :lol:

Awful Garth Crooks

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland up!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah i think you might be clutching at straws, the bbc ipos/mori poll has polled four times as many people as the yougov poll

:lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

791 for the LDs? :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Labour 1-0 Conservatives, PHILLIPSON!!!!!!

:bow:

[LDG]

Some nashers on that Sunderland Labour bird.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

DREAM VOTE!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

791 for the LDs? :haha:

Muzza. :haha:

[Letters]

Labour 1-0 Conservatives, PHILLIPSON!!!!!!

:bow:

Early doors yet.

[Letters]

791 for the LDs? :haha:

:lol: Over 8,000 for UKIP. Northern idiots.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Andy Gray is back!

[LDG]

A seat for all of Sunderland (South)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Who the fuck is this?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Who the fuck is this?

Tutankhamun

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Wow the BBC coverage is a shower of shite. So many lost connections.

[LDG]

The Emirates Stadium :bow:

[Letters]

They're counting in the Emirates Stadium?!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tutankhamun

Egypt with the postal vote. :bow:

Also, when she said the Emirates Stadium, I really thought Bif was about to be interviewed.

[LDG]

They're counting in the Emirates Stadium?!

Money.

:mrburns:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Ed Balls going would be fucking hilarious.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How many times has Laura Kuenssberg changed sides? :wacko:

She is basically the Defoe of broadcasting.

[LDG]

They're all a bunch of cunts, the more embarassments, the better :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ed Balls.

[Letters]

They're all a bunch of cunts, the more embarassments, the better :lol:

Are we still talking about Spurs?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Are we still talking about Spurs?

Spuds. :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Proudly fucked a sheep up the shitter

Fixed to something less embarrassing.

[Letters]

Fixed to something less embarrassing.

:haha:

[LDG]

Are we still talking about Spurs?

Lib Dems will be playing on Thursday nights :lol:

[Letters]

Dear Lord the BBC coverage is poor.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Let's go to the news and report on the same thing we were just talking about.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Dear Lord the BBC coverage is poor.

*turns to Sky News*

Eamonn Holmes.

*turns to ITV*

Ed Balls.

*turns back to BBC*

[Munchies]

Let's go to the news and report on the same thing we were just talking about.

:rimshot:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"I believe it could be right, yes".

Politicians. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Ashdown eating his hat. Campbell eating his kilt. Letters eating his ass.

This is getting ridiculous.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Tories to takeover DUP; anybody have any idea of their policies? :unsure:

They are considerably to the right of UKIP on any social policy you can think of.

[Letters]

*turns to Sky News*

Eamonn Holmes.

*turns to ITV*

Ed Balls.

*turns back to BBC*

:lol: the choice of channels is about as good as the choice of candidates.

[LDG]

Ashdown eating his hat. Campbell eating his kilt. Letters eating his ass.

This is getting ridiculous.

Letters will only eat his hat with chips and cream :sulk:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Blockbusters!

[LDG]

Are we going to have strictly come voting, or some such shit?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'll have a P please, Sophie.

HAHAHAHA

[Letters]

Mmm...clotted arteries...I mean cream.

[LDG]

Sophie :loveblush:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They are considerably to the right of UKIP on any social policy you can think of.

Hmmm, basically Le Pen then.

[Munchies]

https://twitter.com/DavidJackson__/status/596237911315619841

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland central. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 Labour. :scarf:

[LDG]

Lib Dems :haha:

[Letters]

2-0 Labour. :scarf:

2-0 and they ****ed it up...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How come Sunderland can get their results out so quickly? It's not exactly like we're talking about a pitiful amount of votes to count.

Well I suppose the Lib Dems ones couldn't have taken long.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 and they ****ed it up...

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/BdKLmahIYAABN_a.jpg

[Letters]

How come Sunderland can get their results out so quickly? It's not exactly like we're talking about a pitiful amount of votes to count.

Well I suppose the Lib Dems ones couldn't have taken long.

Child labour, tbh.

[Letters]

"One trend we've started to notice..."

What, from 2 results?!

[LDG]

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BBC are doing an ok job communicating via the use of tin cans and string.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Riotous scenes at the Stoke city hall:

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/stoke-deadline-day.jpg

[LDG]

The whole election is in Sunderland.

[Letters]

Bob Dylan? :unsure:

[LDG]

Bob Dylan has changed a lot :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland West makes it 3-0! :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

lol Dimbleby just cut the Northern Irish guy out. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The poor old Lib Dems are getting absolutely destroyed in Sunderland.











:haha:

[Letters]

lol Dimbleby just cut the Northern Irish guy out. :lol:

And then says he'd just come back to him 'if he can', which he could anyway as bugger all is going on right now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ed Balls. :bow:

I'd have just trolled and said yes, we lost.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

And then says he'd just come back to him 'if he can', which he could anyway as bugger all is going on right now.

And all just to announce what everyone knew .... Labour win a Sunderland seat. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/400/mcs/media/images/82842000/jpg/_82842529_front8.jpg

:haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS Ed Balls ...... you've ballsed this up. Stop the pathetic spinning.

[GP]

Is Farage PM yet?

[Munchies]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/400/mcs/media/images/82842000/jpg/_82842529_front8.jpg

:haha:

:rose:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Mr. Turkentine: Charlie Bucket, how many UKIPpers did you elect?
Charlie Bucket: Two.
Mr. Turkentine: That's easy. 200 is twice 100...
Charlie Bucket: Not 200, just two.
Mr. Turkentine: Two? What do you mean you only elected two?
Charlie Bucket: I don't care very much for crazy racist bastards.
Mr. Turkentine: Well, I can't figure out just two!

[Letters]

Center Center Left? :blink:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oh no please not the pavement again.

Oh good. It's somehow worse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He could have just gone to Downing Street and painted a line with the magic spray.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yes I'll take Gloucester, Bob.

[Munchies]

@StanCollymore 20m20 minutes ago
I guarantee when Murdoch dies, Britain will change for the better.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://media.tab.co.uk/blogs.dir/19/files/2015/05/10423957_10152825320177197_2614378996343814561_n.j pg

[Letters]

Mr Philip Bonnnng...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Goodbye Galloway?

:pray:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Goodbye Galloway?

:pray:

On that good news, I'm off to bed.

[Niall_Quinn]

God bless the Scots.

God pity the English - who frankly deserve what they get from herein (unfortunately I get it with them despite being entirely innocent).

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEb9KJYWEAI8gc1.jpg

'US ally' :ninja:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky News. :lol:

Just flicked over and they are showing footage from Ubxridge. Where BBC News is on. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What has Paxman reduced himself to?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

sigh now my BBC player is screwing up and playing Yvette Cooper on loop. Not a pretty sight.

Got to move to sky now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Basically this is a vey elaborate way of telling us the Lib Dems are to get annihilated.

I could have told them that with a pack of Crayola.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Canvey Island. :bow:

[Munchies]

NateSilver538 is predicting the following results for UK #GE2015:

Con: 272
Lab: 271
SNP: 53
LD: 27
Target: 326

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538

who?

1.1m followers though

[The Emirates Gallactico]

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538

who?

Famous American election pollster, well known for accurately predicting the 2012 US election perfectly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swindon North up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Famous American election pollster, well known for accurately predicting the 2012 US election perfectly.

When you say perfectly...did he just choose Obama instead of Romney?

[Munchies]

@piersmorgan 2m

BREAKING RUMOUR:

Farage fails to win his own seat.

:cheers:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Putney up.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

When you say perfectly...did he just choose Obama instead of Romney?

Nah he got the electoral count perfectly and even a lot of the margins in different states.

That being said, UK elections are a completely different kettle of fish and his talents may not translate over.

[Letters]

4-3, we're gonna win 4-3
:patrice:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-2, Justine Greening stays in.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

4-3, we're gonna win 4-3
:patrice:

You're a Tory?

Disgusting.

[Marc Overmars]

Boring boring Tories.

Chequebook party.

[Letters]

You're a Tory?

Disgusting.

:lol: I'm not anything really. I did vote that way this time because I like the local guy - he's a Gooner :shrug:

I don't understand all the rhetoric that the Tories are all evil and people should be ashamed for voting for them. It's hardly like we were in a happy utopia under Labour.

[Niall_Quinn]

3-2, Justine Greening stays in.

Was just listening to the cunt talking about how she wants to help young people. It's so blatant and so sickening.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nick Robinson. :bow:

Gets the night off. Well deserved tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol: I'm not anything really. I did vote that way this time because I like the local guy - he's a Gooner :shrug:

I don't understand all the rhetoric that the Tories are all evil and people should be ashamed for voting for them. It's hardly like we were in a happy utopia under Labour.

Three league titles under a Labour government. Pretty close to utopia!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Was just listening to the cunt talking about how she wants to help young people. It's so blatant and so sickening.

Nobody else is going to offer them zero hours contracts.

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't understand all the rhetoric that the Tories are all evil and people should be ashamed for voting for them.

Perhaps they are referring to the targeting of the poorest, the sickest and the most vulnerable in society, the soaking of the young, the handouts to the tax evaders, the gaping anus presented to the banks, and so on.

Or maybe they are talking about something else.

Basically you can't be religious AND a Tory. That's an absolute contradiction.

I take your point though, Labour being Tory-lite, the Lib Dems exposed as opportunists, the Greens wanting to concrete over the country and UKIP with it's thinly veiled agenda. Not much of a choice. Still no excuse to pick the very worst option though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dimbleby did not need to tell us that was superimposed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-2, Brown holds Newcastle.

Newcastle Brown.

Me. :bow:

Lib Dems got shat on again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's the dead of night so they wheel on Andrew Marr.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tooting up.

Tiny. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

iPlayer is groaning like Red Cafe under a Utd loss.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sadiq Khan keeps his seat. 5-2.

:scarf:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

iPlayer is groaning like Red Cafe under a Utd loss.

Try www.tvguide.co.uk

[McNamara That Ghost...]

6-2 :bow:

Not sure who got that one though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Now it's time for Battersea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tories hold. Arseholes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Labour hold Wrexham, I think.

Robbie Savage. :bow:

I don't mean that one.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lib Dems planning their leadership election already. Obviously they can't take a hint or even a mighty foot in the arse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Al Murray. :haha:

Forgot he was running.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Labour keep Newcastle North.

All hail the North East. Apart from that UKIP nonsense.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://twitter.com/paddys_hat

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nuneaton up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tories hold. :sick:

May need a tactical nap whilst it is still a lead by five.

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't think even the BBC believes these results :haha:

[Letters]

Lib Dems :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Labour take a seat.

It's on!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hughes loses his seat in Bermondsey. :lol:

Labour gain.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carswell keeps his seat. :sick:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Sigh as the results keep pouring it looks like the exit polls were correct if not a bit to optimistic for Labour. Tory majority is even possible now.

Ed's obviously out and I just hope they don't replace him with another stale, boring and uncharasmatic pleb like Yvette Cooper. With D Miliband out now, Andy Burnham's got my vote.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Boris wins. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vince Cable loses his seat!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Sigh Hughes and Cable both gone.

Even though I'm Labour they were two Lib Dem's I could respect. Sad to see them both out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sheffield up...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clegg keeps his seat.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Clegg holds on but Hughes and Cable don't?

Sigh, truly it's an evil world.

[LDG]

3 hrs sleep :bow:

:sick:

Useless BBC live text as usual...

[LDG]

Charles Kennedy loses his seat to alcoholism SNP

[adzzzbatch]

I feel sick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This is grim.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mark Reckless lost his seat? :haha:

He only won it last summer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ed Balls lost his seat. :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

Didn't realise Cameron hired Satan as his campaign manager.

[Letters]

Mourinho :bow:

[Power n Glory]

They have't reduced the deficit, more debt in 5 years than 13 years of Labour with the bill now at 1.2 trillion but they're voted back in. :doh:

5 years of waste! Prepare for more.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

23 seats left.

Tories need 13 to win. FFS.

[Niall_Quinn]

Scotland shows us what happens when the people take steps to counter vote rigging.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Blockbuster marathon has nearly finished.