This Weekend's Fixtures (24/25/26 Sept)

[Kano]

Saturday, 24th September 2016
Man Utd v Leicester, 12:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Bournemouth v Everton, 15:00
Liverpool v Hull, 15:00
Middlesbrough v Tottenham, 15:00
Stoke v West Brom, 15:00
Sunderland v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Swansea v Man City, 15:00
Arsenal v Chelsea, 17:30 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png

Sunday, 25th September 2016
West Ham v Southampton, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 26th September 2016
Burnley v Watford, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

[Letters]

Maccy :bow:

[Kano]

<_<

[Thierrymon]

Leicester :pray:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Leicester :pray:

:gp:

Raineri :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Pundits still worried about where to put Rooney..Here`s an idea, what about on the bench, Or out to pasture.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pundits still worried about where to put Rooney..Here`s an idea, what about on the bench, Or out to pasture.

I'd love to know what deal shrek has had all these years with the pundits and media, to keep alive the idea he's a top player. He must be kicking shedloads back to them, or else they are all genuinely delusional or brainwashed or something.

[Marc Overmars]

Wazza belongs on the scrap heap. Too many miles on the clock now and that's caught up with him.

[Kano]

Wazza's been dumped on the bench. Maureen can't fuck up anymore now.

[Niall_Quinn]

How can this be happening? First the unfortunate Joe Hart, who is probably the best keeper in the world. Now the world's best striker. Both victims of managers who can't seem to go along with the script. Very sad for English football. What's next? Somebody calling Deli Alli out as ordinary?

[Globalgunner]

Wazza's been dumped on the bench. Maureen can't fuck up anymore now.

Fellaini too. Mourinho taking names and no more passengers

[Kano]

Fellaini too. Mourinho taking names and no more passengers

Well Lingard and Pogba are playing so I'm not so sure.

[Kano]

Smalling headers one in when Utd have looked complete and utter turd :sick:

1-0

[Kano]

Rashford :lol:

It's all in the name

[Kano]

2-0, Mata

Fuck off

[AFC Leveller]

Leicester have become dog shite. All that unpredictability and counter attacking football from last season has gone.

[Kano]

3-0, Rashford

Leicester :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Well that's this one done then.

[Master Splinter]

Leicester you fucktards.

[Kano]

4-0, Pogba

Better get ready for relegation

Rooney :rose:

[Master Splinter]

Shrek :haha:.

[Marc Overmars]

Leicester. :rose:

[Goonermerree]

Oh dear, just seen the result. The Leicester dream is over.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

3 goal from corners.

Didn't Wayne take them as well? :pal:

What a remarkable coincidence United play well with him out the team.

[Globalgunner]

1 season wonder is too good a label for these cloggers. Ranieri deserves a knighhood for making 19 other EPL teams look incompetent last season.

[Kano]

Vardy and Mahrez :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Vardy and Mahrez were hauled off.

Gray and King on.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Yeah, how the fuck didn't we win the league last year? Leicester are dire.

FFS. Worst of all is that opposition teams lose their extra man advantage now that Shrek is going to be on the bench.

[Kano]

Gray pings one in from the corner of the box, 4-1

[Globalgunner]

Leicester trying to make things interesting

[Globalgunner]

Id forgotten that Mike Dean still existed. So not all the cunt refs have retired then.

[Kano]

Gray goes for the top corner again but De Gea pushes it round the post.

[Kano]

Lingard dragged off for Carrick.

[Globalgunner]

Rooney coming on to complement Dads army. Too late for him to tip the balance in Leicesters favour

[Kano]

Rooney on for Rashford to even things up.

[Kano]

4-1, FT

Back to full time pundit rimming

[Marc Overmars]

Already as many games lost as last season for Leicester.

They'll do well to be in the top half.

[Master Splinter]

Bournemouth Boruc, Smith, Francis, Cook, Daniels, Surman, Arter, Wilshere, Ibe, Stanislas, Wilson
Subs; Federici, Smith, Ake, Gosling, Gradel, Afobe, Mousset

Everton Stekelenburg, Coleman, Williams, Jagielka, Oviedo, Gueye, Barry, Barkley, Mirallas, Bolasie, Lukaku
Subs; Robles, Fumes Mori, Holgate, Cleverley, Lennon, Deulofeu, Valencia

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Liverpool: Karius, Clyne, Klavan, Matip, Milner, Lallana, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Mane, Firmino, Coutinho
Subs: Sturridge, Grujic, Moreno, Lucas, Mignolet, Can, Origi

Hull: Hull: Marshall, Elmohamady, Livermore, Davies, Robertson, Diomande, Clucas, Huddlestone, Mason, Snodgrass, Hernandez
Subs: Maguire, Meyler, Maloney, Jakupovic, Mbokani, Keane, Henriksen

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Middlesbrough Valdes, Barragan, Gibson, Chambers, Friend, De Roon, Clayton, Downing, Ramirez, Stuani, Negredo
Subs; Guzan, Ayala, Nsue, Forshaw, Fischer, Traore, Rhodes

Tottenham Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Wanyama, Sissoko, Alli, Eriksen, Son, Janssen
Subs; Vorm, Carter-Vickers, Trippier, Wimmer, Winks, Lamela, N'Koudou

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Stoke Grant, Johnson, Shawcross, Martins Indi, Pieters, Cameron, Whelan, Allen, Shaqiri, Arnautovic, Bony
Subs; Given, Bardsley, Adam, Imbula, Bojan, Diouf, Crouch

West Brom Foster, Nyom, McAuley, Dawson, Evans, Fletcher, Yacob, McClean, Chadli, Phillips, Rondon
Subs; Myhill, Olsson, Gardner, Morrison, Field, Leko, Robson-Kanu

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Sunderland Pickford, Manquillo, Kone, Djilobodji, Van Aanholt, Cattermole, Ndong, Kirchhoff, Januzaj, Pienaar, Defoe
Subs; Mika, Denayer, O'Shea, McNair, Watmore, Khazri, Anichebe

Palace Mandanda, Ward, Tomkins, Delaney, Kelly, McArthur, Ledley, Cabaye, Puncheon, Townsend, Benteke
Subs; Hennessey, Fryers, Wynter, Much, Lee, Sako, Wickham

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Swansea Fabianski, Rangel, van der Hoorn, Amat, Naughton, Cork, Britton, Fer, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Llorente
Subs; Nordfeldt, Mawson, Taylor, Ki, Barrow, Montero, Baston

Man City Bravo, Sagna, Stones, Otamendi, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Gundogan, Silva, De Bruyne, Sterling, Aguero
Subs; Caballero, Zabaleta, Clichy, Fernando, Navas, Sane, Iheanacho

[Munchies]

Leicester City have now lost as many league games as they did last season.

[Master Splinter]

Middlesbrough 0-1 Tottenham, Son.

Swansea 0-1 Citeh, Aguero.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea 1-1 Citeh, LLORENTE!!!!

Great strike.

[Marc Overmars]

Swansea 0-1 Citeh, LLORENTE!!!!

Great strike.

:wacko:

[Master Splinter]

:wacko:

Me :lol:.

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool 1-0 Hull, Lallana.

[Niall_Quinn]

3 goal from corners.

Didn't Wayne take them as well? :pal:

What a remarkable coincidence United play well with him out the team.

Did you not see him driving the team on from the bench? MOTM for me.

[Master Splinter]

Middlesbrough 0-2 Tottenham, Son.

Bournemouth 1-0 Everton, Stanislas.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Officially worried about Liverpool now. :unsure:


They do have a small squad so hoping that either an injury to Lallana/Coutinho derails them or that with no winter break, Klopp's brand of high energy pressing football takes it's toll on them in the second half of the season.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Pelanty to Liverpool and another red card for Hull (Ahmed Elmohamady). :doh:


Oh well.

Edit - Milner scores. 2 - 0 to Liverpool.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

3 - 0 now to Liverpool. :rolleyes:

Mane.

[Master Splinter]

Sunderland 1-0 Palace, Defoe.

[Master Splinter]

Routledge you moran.

Should have gone for goal when clean through, but went for the pointless cross-shot.

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool 3-1 Hull, Meyler.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea should be ahead by now.

Ian Nacho pubbed winner coming up.

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool 4-1 Hull, Coutinho.

[adzzzbatch]

Disgusting scores today :sick: :sick:

[Master Splinter]

Sterling can't fluke one in from a tight angle today.

[Niall_Quinn]

Disgusting scores today :sick: :sick:

True enough.

The pressure is on us later today. :doh:

[Goonermerree]

Boro have pulled one back against spurs.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Exactly. Need to do the business tonight to erase the pain of these bad scores.

[Kano]

Sunderland 2-3 Palace

:lol:

[Kano]

Swansea 1-3 Citeh

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Moyes :lol:

The idiot's going to go and get himself sacked before we get the chance to play Sunderland.

[Kano]

Bournemouth 1-0 Everton

[milla]

Moyes :haha:

[Kano]

Just seen Aguero's first goal against Swansea. Jesus he's a bloody good striker.

[Marc Overmars]

Just seen Aguero's first goal against Swansea. Jesus he's a bloody good striker.

Proper worldie. He must be the best striker the league has seen since Henry.

Suarez was great too but it took him a while to find some consistency with his finishing. Aguero has just been at it since day one.

[Kano]

Elohamady was sent off for the exactly the same thing as Livermore last week :lol:

[Kano]

West Ham 0-1 Southampton, Austin

:lol:

Deary, deary me

[The Emirates Gallactico]

When do we play West Ham? It'd be good to get them before they manage to sort themselves out.

[adzzzbatch]

I hope they get relegated this season :lol:

[Kano]

0-2, Tadic

Down you go boys

[Kano]

0-3, Ward-Prowse

[Kano]

0-3 FT score.

Really should have been more for Southampton.

If Payet goes missing, which he has so far this season, they've got nothing else to offer.

[Marc Overmars]

The London Stadium. :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Klopp is on MNF. :popcorn:

[AFC Leveller]

They are going down and will struggle to pay the rent and some of their overpaid players.

[Power n Glory]

West Ham! :lol:

Hope they get relegated!

[adzzzbatch]

They are going down and will struggle to pay the rent and some of their overpaid players.

Rent? What rent!? They've been handed that stadium literally free of charge!

[Kano]

I think he means creepy porn bastad David Sullivan and his rent boys.

[Kano]

Rent? What rent!? They've been handed that stadium literally free of charge!


https://youtu.be/AJNBeoB-wPo

And there's definitely no going back now

[AFC Leveller]

Whats the name for Koscielny and Mustafi? Kostafi? Muscienly? great partnership so far.

[GP]

Whats the name for Koscielny and Mustafi? Kostafi? Muscienly? great partnership so far.

https://i.redd.it/al0ap2kfotnx.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

Whats the name for Koscielny and Mustafi? Kostafi? Muscienly? great partnership so far.

Bosstafi

[Globalgunner]

Where is everybody. There's a game of footie afoot?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Not sure I'd call Burnley vs Watford football tbh.

[Globalgunner]

From the porridge being served up so far. I have to agree. Only waiting to see if Gomez will liven things up by chucking one in his own net

[Globalgunner]

Burnley 1_0. Somebody

[Kano]

Burnley 1_0. Somebody

Somebody underscored. Cool.

[Letters]

Somebody underscored. Cool.

:lol: That's good.

[Globalgunner]

Burnley 2-0. Eminently forgettable game.
Time to catch a quick nap before watching Hellboy v Maleficent