GW Exit Poll

[Letters]

Who did you vote for then?

[GP]

http://cnj-production-backend.out.re/app/uploads/2017/03/gunner.jpg

[Globalgunner]

Gunnersaurus would make a good PM

Being able to breathe fire will always be useful in Brexit negotiations.

[GP]

I'd vote for him.

[Letters]

Why is there no #WengerOut party? :(

[GP]

There's a #HumanRightsOut party. You can vote for them if you're some kind of monster.

[Marc Overmars]

Haven't voted yet but I will vote Tory. Dont follow politics enough to really make an informed vote but whoever wins they'll probably fuck it up anyway.

Need to buy some Euros and a Tory win will apparently see the pound strengthen. So yeah, that's my reasoning. :shrug:

[GP]

:lol:

Yes, the pound has really surged under this Tory government.

[Letters]

Need to buy some Euros and a Tory win will apparently see the pound strengthen. So yeah, that's my reasoning. :shrug:
Seriously?

No really. Seriously?

This is why democracy doesn't work...

[Letters]

:lol:

Yes, the pound has really surged under this Tory government.

You lost, get over it! :sulk:

[GP]

If you're a working person with a family and bills to pay, voting Tory is like punching yourself in the face.

[Marc Overmars]

Seriously?

No really. Seriously?

This is why democracy doesn't work...

:lol:

I did say it won't be an informed vote.

[GP]

You lost, get over it! :sulk:

I'll remoan until the day I die.

Which under the Tories will be quite soon.

[Letters]

I'll remoan until the day I die.

Which under the Tories will be quite soon.

There are food banks, aren't there? What's wrong with you? <_<

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170608/28b4671a4f28a9570c32c2f4dd18faa1.jpg

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

[GP]

If the GW exit poll is representative, and it is, that's a Labour landslide.


Close the polls, Corbyn in!

[Letters]

The Greens have done well too.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Despite 15 years as a Labour member no question of voting Labour today

[Letters]

Despite 15 years as a Labour member no question of voting Labour today

You in the "Corbyn is unelectable" camp?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

You in the "Corbyn is unelectable" camp?

No, if I just thought he was unelectable but thought he was a good guy who would change the country for the better I'd vote for him anyway.

For me the choice between May and Corbyn is the choice between Sepsis and a brain tumour. People tell me about the Labour manifesto, but I say to them if I promised you to redecorate your house to treble its value and that it would cost you nothing, but experience told you that I was at best a shoddy paint and decorator who would most likely make your house worse than it already is would you trust my assurances.

Do I think he's unelectable? Absolutely. The only reason the poll surge which will make most polling companies look a bit silly has happened is because the Tories have had the worst campaign since 2001. And May strong and stable? About as strong and stable as my digestive biscuit dipped in my tea.

[Letters]

For me the choice between May and Corbyn is the choice between Sepsis and a brain tumour..
:lol:

I'm not sure how achievable Corbyn's plans are but the NHS is creaking under years of uninvestment, kids are coming out of university with £30k of debt and have zero chance of getting on the housing ladder without an inheritence. I at least think Corbyn wants to try and do the right things. I'm not confident he'll succeed, but isn't it better to have someone who actually wants to try than someone (May) who clearly doesn't?

[Niall_Quinn]

Picked the tin hat option thing, which was quite a well thought out and mean and childishly spiteful option. I'd have liked to see something along the lines of, "Refuse to endorse individuals that I know very well to be criminals", or, "Guy Fawkes", but I'll have to settle for the only sane option offered.

[Letters]

Picked the tin hat option thing, which was quite a well thought out and mean and childishly spiteful option.
:lol: Thanks.

:hug:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

:lol:

I'm not sure how achievable Corbyn's plans are but the NHS is creaking under years of uninvestment, kids are coming out of university with £30k of debt and have zero chance of getting on the housing ladder without an inheritence. I at least think Corbyn wants to try and do the right things. I'm not confident he'll succeed, but isn't it better to have someone who actually wants to try than someone (May) who clearly doesn't?

I reject the premise of your question

The NHS needs structural route and branch change, not just more money thrown at it which will again be woefully misspent by trust executives.

I have never voted Tory in my life, and that trend is still alive and running today. The difference is when a prime minister calls an election half way through their term it's because they expect to win, and I know Mays sheer awfulness has made things interesting....but if I can take solace in something I think will happen anyway (big Tory win) because it might rid Labour of Corbyn than it seems churlish of me not to see the silver lining in this cloud.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Picked the tin hat option thing, which was quite a well thought out and mean and childishly spiteful option. I'd have liked to see something along the lines of, "Refuse to endorse individuals that I know very well to be criminals", or, "Guy Fawkes", but I'll have to settle for the only sane option offered.

If you mean you didn't vote, in this particular instance I wish I'd followed your example

[Niall_Quinn]

The majority here will be voting for a party that literally wants to treat you like children? Why?

The big state. The theft, the handouts. The arrogance of human rights bestowed. The interest on un-payable debt. The tribute paid at every stage of the production process. And some people think they are going to end up with MORE, rather than LESS? They believe there will be justice because the victims of crime are handed back some extra pennies? I don't know how that thinking develops and takes such firm root. The Tories are exactly the same, of course. So there's your choice.

Get rid of government and even the worst monopolies couldn't fuck things up half as badly.

[Letters]

I don't think "get rid of government" is on the ballot sheet.

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't think "get rid of government" is on the ballot sheet.

Of course it isn't. Why would they offer that as an option? The whole point of government is to perpetuate itself. After that, what does it do? It steals. It bribes and it starts wars. Who would vote for that? So instead, they dress up their criminal activity as benevolence and they issue a set of promises every 5 years that everyone knows will be broken. It's like a silly game of, well, we're here and you can't do anything about it, versus, damn, I'm too busy dealing with the consequences of that shit to do anything about it.

[Coney]

People tell me about the Labour manifesto, but I say to them if I promised you to redecorate your house to treble its value and that it would cost you nothing, but experience told you that I was at best a shoddy paint and decorator who would most likely make your house worse than it already is would you trust my assurances.
.

No - it is like someone found where the thieves had buried the money and so we can use the money to paint the houses. We have to vote out the thieves though. There is £85bn in evaded and avoided taxes which would solve all the debt problems. There is about £2bn suspected benefit fraud. Looking at the effort the Tories made on benefits - even taking it from the sick and disabled - and practically no effort on tax evasion and avoidance I think it is clear that no-one with any moral conscience should vote for them. I would rather Labour spend money on infrastructure which will produce a return in the long run. Borrowing rates are the lowest since even I was born so if you wanted to get some money to invest in the future, now is the moment.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Lots of wrinklies at the polling station. Tory fucks are getting a landslide.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

No - it is like someone found where the thieves had buried the money and so we can use the money to paint the houses. We have to vote out the thieves though. There is £85bn in evaded and avoided taxes which would solve all the debt problems. There is about £2bn suspected benefit fraud. Looking at the effort the Tories made on benefits - even taking it from the sick and disabled - and practically no effort on tax evasion and avoidance I think it is clear that no-one with any moral conscience should vote for them. I would rather Labour spend money on infrastructure which will produce a return in the long run. Borrowing rates are the lowest since even I was born so if you wanted to get some money to invest in the future, now is the moment.

Again don't disagree with what the Tories have done wrong (I certainly haven't voted for them). But the simple fact is you have to put your trust in Jeremy Corbyn to fix those problems.....that's a stretch for me the length of the Beijing-Shanghai Bridge.

[Letters]

To be it's become a choice between someone who you know will do the wrong thing and someone who may still do the wrong things but whose intention at least is to try and make things better. He may fail, but I think he will try. I'm sure May won't even try to.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

To be it's become a choice between someone who you know will do the wrong thing and someone who may still do the wrong things but whose intention at least is to try and make things better. He may fail, but I think he will try. I'm sure May won't even try to.

You've made that point already. People are entitled to disagree but Corbyn has spent what can be laughably called a career not coming close to doing what I consider the right thing.

May has no idea what the right thing is, she's a woman in every sense out of her depth. But Corbyn is a snakes and ladders man in a high stakes poker game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Labour to win by a landslide says GW.

Exit poll about to be announced.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hung Parliament?

May. :haha:

SNP to lose 20+ seats. :wacko:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Brexit talks start in 11 days?

:haha:

We're fucked.

[Coney]

Hung Parliament?

May. :haha:

SNP to lose 20+ seats. :wacko:

If the exit poll is right I will laugh my nuts off at the failure of the manipulative would-be dictator bitch.

[Letters]

:popcorn:

No overall majority would be a brilliant result

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brexit talks start in 11 days?

:haha:

We're fucked.

Yeah but no deal is the best result.

[GP]

Brexit talks start in 11 days?

:haha:

We're fucked.

Cancel it.

[Letters]

This could be a collapse that Wenger would be proud of.
:popcorn:

[GP]

£ is down 2%

MO :lol:

[Letters]

£ is down 2%

MO :lol:

:lol:

[Letters]

http://newsthump.com/2017/06/08/oops-says-theresa-may/

[GP]

SACKED IN THE MORNING!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle have beaten Sunderland.

Moyes. :haha:

He's even fucked over their election counting skills.

[Letters]

1-0!

Giroud :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 Labour, CHI!!!!

[GP]

Get in! :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0!!!!

End the election now. :bow:

[Letters]

Sunderland result being read by a Darlek

2-0!

[GP]

It must be way past that LibDem candidates bedtime.

[Letters]

Hmm. Exit polls not looking so good now.
:(

[Globalgunner]

No May in June

[Letters]

Early doors but the exit polls might have been a bit of a tease :(

[Letters]

Priti Patel.

Bit of a MPILF

[Letters]

3-0!

Jezza :bow:

[WMUG]

Tories pull one back, 4-1.

[WMUG]

6-1. A real spanking on the cards now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

22-10.

Rugby. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Half century for Corbyn, great knock.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Corbyn just slapped Emily Thornberry on the tit.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Who knew invading our privacy, trying to lock down the internet and taking all our homes weren't winning tactics?

[WMUG]

Officially a hung parliament.

May :haha: :pal:

[Letters]

May was 4-0 up at half time.

May :pal:

[GP]

Just off for a run through the wheat fields.

[Letters]

Corbyn just slapped Emily Thornberry on the tit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWslURCokEo

:haha:

[Letters]

http://newsthump.com/2017/06/09/ready-when-you-are-eu-tells-britain/

:lol:

[selassie]

http://newsthump.com/2017/06/09/ready-when-you-are-eu-tells-britain/

:lol:

:haha:

This country is in such a mess.

[Letters]

The good thing is, we could end up with the Tories limping on for a few months and then another election.



:ilt:

[selassie]

The good thing is, we could end up with the Tories limping on for a few months and then another election.



:ilt:

Aye, or we could end up with Boris as the PM. Saying that it looks like May won't be going without a fight, she has already defiantly stated she won't budge.

[Letters]

She defiantly said she wouldn't call an election too :lol:
Yes, I saw Boris4PM mooted this morning. Fun that shizzle.

[GP]

Boris as PM! Can you imagine!?

That would be like American's electing Tru... oh

[selassie]

Boris as PM! Can you imagine!?

That would be like American's electing Tru... oh

:lol:

[selassie]

She defiantly said she wouldn't call an election too :lol:
Yes, I saw Boris4PM mooted this morning. Fun that shizzle.

Yeah she is full of it. :lol:

[Letters]

A friend of mine works for Theresa May. He's "gone dark" over the last couple of days :lol:
Should be seeing him Saturday, there will be much to discuss.

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DB2GW_MXsAAfSj-.jpg

Who is that idiot in the red?? :lol:

[Letters]

Elmo :shrug:


Or did you mean Theresa May?

Have I messed up this joke?

:getcoat:

[GP]

Not a lot.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40219030

Herp DUP...

[Xhaka Can’t]

The DUP make UKIP look like the LibDems.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ignored the whole thing. Missed nothing. Thoroughly refreshing.

[Letters]

Ignored the whole thing. Missed nothing. Thoroughly refreshing.

Pretty much how I deal with most Arsenal games these days.

[GP]

Not the first time Theresa May has rolled over for orange men.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pretty much how I deal with most Arsenal games these days.

At least WUMger knows how to WUM properly. These politicians are useless.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Not the first time Theresa May has rolled over for orange men.

Jesus I don't need that image in my head, what's wrong with you?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

As much as Corbyn was a cunt for his IRA stance, Tories can't really use that against him now they've got into bed with the Orange order.

[Letters]

Kensington went Labour! Kensington!
Dunno why they took so long to declare though, they need to sort their lives out.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Kensington went Labour! Kensington!
Dunno why they took so long to declare though, they need to sort their lives out.

Because it went to about four recounts

[Letters]

Ah. Yes, just 20 votes in it :good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pensioners were doing the counting.

[The Wengerbabies]

I voted UKIP, ultra safe Tory seat so meant nothing.

Disgusting to amount of you voted Labour.

Theresa May is awful but Corbyn is far far worse.

It really is sad that we have such shit options.

Farage will forever be the best PM we never had.

[Niall_Quinn]

I voted UKIP, ultra safe Tory seat so meant nothing.

Disgusting to amount of you voted Labour.

Theresa May is awful but Corbyn is far far worse.

It really is sad that we have such shit options.

Farage will forever be the best PM we never had.

Nah. The media says Farage is shit, so that's correct. However, if they ever say he's cool then I'll believe that instead.

[GP]

Nah. The media says Farage is shit,

LOL no they don't. He's on the BBC every five minutes.

[Letters]

The media says Corbyn is shit too.

[GP]

The media says Corbyn is shit too.

He's also a terrorist.