Sandwich Shape

[Letters]

What is the correct way of cutting a round* of sandwiches?
*not the shape.

[Letters]

Two triangles, obviously. MrsL cut my lunch sandwich into two rectangles like some kind of retard.

I'll leave the controversial crusts on or off debate for another day.

[Marc Overmars]

2 triangles. Obvs.

Also while we're here, people who eat sandwiches with crusts off are weird.

[Letters]

I have crust on my sandwiches and toast because I'm not 5.

MrsL sometimes has the crust, as in the end of the entire loaf, as toast if we're running low which is just sick and wrong.

[Marc Overmars]

I don't mind the end slice of a loaf as toast. Would never make a sandwich out of it though because I'm not a savage.

On the subject of sandwich faux pas, once my mum packed me sandwiches made out of out of one slice of bread, folding the slice over with the filling inside. I had never been more humiliated at school.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's 4 triangles. With the crust cut off.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Who gives a fuck, it's however you want them.

When I make sandwiches for work it's two rectangles because it's a case of what fits in my plastic box

If someone makes diagonal sandwiches also good.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I have crust on my sandwiches and toast because I'm not 5.

MrsL sometimes has the crust, as in the end of the entire loaf, as toast if we're running low which is just sick and wrong.

The crust at the end of the loaf makes for the best toast. Your wife is quite right to do this.

[Letters]

The crust at the end of the loaf makes for the best toast. Your wife is quite right to do this.

Well, obviously you're wrong.
But I say that having admittedly never tried that so I may give it whirl.
On your head be it if it's horrible though :angry:

[GP]

Letters has had a shocker tbh

[Marc Overmars]

Letters has had a shocker tbh

He eats his toast cold. What a freak.

[GP]

He eats his toast cold. What a freak.

lmao, what? That can't be true.

[Letters]

I don't like the butter melting and it going all soggy :angry:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Well, obviously you're wrong.
But I say that having admittedly never tried that so I may give it whirl.
On your head be it if it's horrible though :angry:

Yeah let me know how you get on with that, I'll be sure to give a fuck :whistle:

[GP]

I don't like the butter melting and it going all soggy :angry:

Cold toast with unmelted butter.

What a freak.

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't like the butter melting and it going all soggy :angry:

WTF?

Did your Jesus tell you that?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

WTF?

Did your Jesus tell you that?

For fuck sake.....read the bible

It clearly states "blessed are the cold toast eaters, for their heated bread will be unsullied by the sogginess of melted butter"

[Niall_Quinn]

For fuck sake.....read the bible

It clearly states "blessed are the cold toast eaters, for their heated bread will be unsullied by the sogginess of melted butter"

It's HATED bread, not heated. It was the New American Bible that introduced this mistranslation, deliberately no doubt so people like Letters could pick and choose their breakfast habits and doctrine be damned. Hypocrisy in its finest form.

[Coney]

4 triangles, because then every mouthful has the correct crust to soft bread ratio.

Mind you, you must cut them the right way up.