Stag do Pranks

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My mates stag do is this weekend, does anyone have any ideas of pranks we can do on him during the weekend? Preferably things that don't require elaborate organisation!

[V-Pig]

It's cricketsi's at the end of the month.

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Fuck me you guys are helpful

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Fuck me you guys are helpful
You new here? How close is the stag do to the wedding? Do you still have a stash of straws?

[Coney]

I just find it hard, after all the history of STB's posts that I have seen, that he can't think of some decent (or rather, indecent) pranks and gags for a stag do.

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I just find it hard, after all the history of STB's posts that I have seen, that he can't think of some decent (or rather, indecent) pranks and gags for a stag do.
Probably been told to tone it down a bit ;)

[Coney]

Probably been told to tone it down a bit ;)

It must have been the last straw.

[Syn]

Such pranks are easily googlable. One that got a chuckle was cover his leg in a plaster while he's passed out drunk and tell him he broke it.

On the last stag I was at, the guy getting married really fancies himself as a racing driver. He's won some events/competitions and even at the age of 31 he is convinced he can train to be a F1 driver. So we was at this track at Cologne and the shit drivers just looked to box him in at a low speed for a couple of laps to make sure he couldn't win. Very, very vanilla as stag pranks go but it was funny given how competitive and pissed off he was.

[Mr.Singh]

My mates stag do is this weekend, does anyone have any ideas of pranks we can do on him during the weekend? Preferably things that don't require elaborate organisation!

Get him a fit escort and u guys bang her while he is tied to a chair

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I was looking at getting him to run around paintballing with the bruno lederhosen outfit on with a strap on attached for a target, but I wanted some fresh ideas. I had seen the plastercast one, while sounding funny....pulling that off is virtually impossible!

[Marc Overmars]

Only been on one stag do before, it was in Berlin. We spiked his drink with viagra and he had a hard on for the entire night out, particularly funny because we went to a strip club. :lol:

A good mate of mine is getting married next year and he's told me I'm going to be the best man. So I'm already planning ahead for the stag, which is going to be in Miami during spring break. Fuck yeah!

[Chrissie]

Get him drunk and shave off his eyebrows so he'll look like a tranny on his wedding day. Simple.

Met some guys at the airport who had done this LOL. The stag was sporting two plasters where his eyebrows should be.

[Syn]

Get him drunk and shave off his eyebrows so he'll look like a tranny on his wedding day. Simple.

That's just cruel even by 'stag do' standards!

[Chrissie]

That's just cruel even by 'stag do' standards!

Agree. Did make me chuckle though!

[V-Pig]

Get him drunk and shave off his eyebrows so he'll look like a tranny on his wedding day. Simple.

Met some guys at the airport who had done this LOL. The stag was sporting two plasters where his eyebrows should be.

Can't do that for cricketsi. There's a guy at the wedding with alopecia. He'll think we're mocking him.

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Can't do that for cricketsi. There's a guy at the wedding with alopecia. He'll think we're mocking him.
See that would make it even funnier :lol:

[Maorigooner]

Crush up a couple of Viagra and put them in his drink then he has to spend the entire day with a tent pole, if you get the chance a tube of hair remover emptied in to his shampoo bottle will definitely leave it's mark. We took a mate to a club in Brixton (Dog star) as we left the cab for the club a quick placing on his back of a KKK group lynching a schwarz with the headline 'Nigger Killer' emblazoned on it, caused all sorts of racially volatile hilarity.

Disclaimer- giving any form of medication to anyone who is not aware of it can cause permanent non-breathing and stop the function of many of the more important organs required for continued existence...But it's funny as fuck, so what the hey!!!