This Weekend's Fixtures (01/02 Feb).

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Saturday 1st February 2020
Leicester City v Chelsea, 12:30 https://i.imgur.com/hISMgBT.jpg]
Bournemouth v Aston Villa, 15:00
Crystal Palace v Sheffield United, 15:00
Liverpool v Southampton, 15:00
Newcastle United v Norwich City, 15:00
Watford v Everton, 15:00
West Ham United v Brighton & Hove Albion, 15:00
Manchester United v Wolverhampton Wanderers, 17:30 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg

Sunday, 2nd February 2020
Burnley v Arsenal, 14:00 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg
Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester City, 16:30 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg

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As it stands:

https://i.imgur.com/Rx2IPmv.png

[Mac76]

Bumley v Arsenal is probably the one game i'd play both Xhaka and Mustafi plus anyone else we don't care about, so it won't matter when Dyke's lot go kicking us around without interference from the ref

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How would we sell them if they get booted in to the treatment room?

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Kepa dropped. :lol:

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Leicester City: Schmeichel, Pereira, Soyuncu, Evans, Chilwell, Barnes, Ndidi, Tielemans, Maddison, Perez, Vardy.
Subs: Ward, Justin, Albrighton, Iheanacho, Choudhury, Praet, Fuchs.

Chelsea:Caballero, James, Rudiger, Christensen, Azpilicueta, Kante, Jorginho, Pedro, Mount, Hudson-Odoi, Abraham.
Subs: Arrizabalaga, Alonso, Barkey, Willian, Kovacic, Batshuayi, Tomori.

[Mac76]

How would we sell them if they get booted in to the treatment room?

well we can't now until the summer so at least it would keep them off the pitch

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Come on the draw, if it has any relevance to us.

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Hudson-Odoi. :haha:

Woeful.

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Evans with two obvious basic bits of defending and Hoddle is going crazy over it.

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Mount was clearly offside, he wasn't to know that though. Terrible finish. :haha:

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Tammy. :haha:

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And again, Tammy. :haha:

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James hacks Barnes down, no yellow. :lol:

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Maddison free kick, somehow goes past everyone.

Willy smothers Vardy.

Awful from Chelsea.

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Pedro chips it, Schmeichel tips it over.

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Barnes. :haha:

It goes sky high.

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Leicester do not look good.

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Ricardo with a foul, as blatant as it gets stopping a counterattacking. No yellow.

:wacko:

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Hudson-Odoi sends it in to the stands.

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0-0 HT, Choudhury heads wide.

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Leicester 0-1 Chelsea, Rudiger.

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Leicester 1-1 Chelsea, Barnes deflection.

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Jorginho hacks Maddison with a leg wire trip, he does get booked.

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Maddison hacks down Kante, yellow for him.

Guess the game has been running long enough for the ref suddenly to remember his cards.

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Leicester 2-1 Chelsea, Chillwell!

Willy. :doh:

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Leicester 2-2 Chelsea, Rudiger with his second!

Both teams. :haha:

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Why did that post twice? Not this shit again...

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Pedro off, Willian on.

Spirit of Sarri. :bow:

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Kovacic with a blatant foul from behind, no intention to get the ball but not a red. Why?

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What a miss from Evans. :haha:

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Barnes. :haha:

How has he missed that?

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Vardy hauled off, Iheanacho on.

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Tammy hauled off, Barkley on.

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Liverpool: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Gomez, Van Dijk, Robertson, Fabinho, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Firmino, Salah.
Subs: Adrian, Lovren, Matip, Keita, Lallana, Minamino, Origi.

Southampton: McCarthy, Ward-Prowse, Stephens, Bednarek, Bertrand, Djenepo, Romeu, Hojbjerg, Redmond, Long, Ings.
Subs: Gunn, Vestergaard, Danso, Smallbone, Boufal, Obafemi,

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Bournemouth: Ramsdale, Smith, Francis, Ake, Rico, Gosling, Lerma, Billing, H Wilson, Fraser, C Wilson.
Subs: Boruc, Cook, Surman, Solanke, Cook, Stanislas, Surridge.

Aston Villa: Reina, Guilbert, Konsa, Mings, Hause, Targett, Luiz, Nakamba, Grealish, El Ghazi, Samatta.
Subs: Nyland, Lansbury, Hourihane, Trézéguet, Engels, El Mohamady, Davis.

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Crystal Palace: Guaita, Ward, Tomkins, Cahill, Van Aanholt, Milivojevic, McArthur, McCarthy, Ayew, Zaha, Benteke.
Subs: Hennessey, Dann, Meyer, Kouyate, Townsend, Kelly, Riedewald.

Sheffield United: Henderson, Basham, Egan, O’Connell, Baldock, Berge, Norwood, Fleck, Stevens, Sharp, McBurnie.
Subs: Verrips, Lundstram, Freeman, Jagielka, Robinson, Mousset, Osborn.

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Watford: Foster, Mariappa, Masina, Kabasele, Cathcart, Capoue, Chalobah, Pereyra, Doucoure, Deulofeu, Deeney.
Subs: Gomes, Welbeck, Gray, Hughes, Success, Holebas, Pussetto.

Everton: Pickford, Sidibe, Digne, Holgate, Mina, Delph, Sigurdsson, Iwobi, Walcott, Richarlison, Calvert-Lewin.
Subs: Stekelenburg, Baines, Keane, Schneiderlin, Bernard, Coleman, Kean.

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Brighton: Ryan, Montoya, Webster, Dunk, Bernardo, Stephens, Propper, Mooy, Gross, Murray, Trossard.
Subs: Button, Maupay, Jahanbakhsh, March, Connolly, Alzate, Schelotto.

West Ham: Fabianski, Fredericks, Diop, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Soucek, Snodgrass, Rice, Noble, Antonio, Haller.
Subs: Randolph, Balbuena, Zabaleta, Lanzini, Masuaku, Fornals, Ajeti.

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Newcastle: Dubravka, Yedlin, Lascelles, Fernandez, Clark, Ritchie, Hayden, Bentaleb, Almiron, Saint-Maximin, Joelinton.
Subs: Darlow, Schar, Lejeune, Lazaro, Rose, Atsu, Longstaff.

Norwich: Krul, Aarons, Zimmermann, Hanley, Byram, McLean, Tettey, Rupp, Cantwell, Duda, Pukki.
Subs: Fahrmann, Vranic, Hernandez, Lewis, Buendia, Trybull, Drmic.

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Five added minutes.

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Leicester 2-2 Chelsea, FT.

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Watford 1-0 Everton, Masina!

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West Ham 1-0 Brighton, Diop!

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Bournemouth 1-0 Villa, Billing.

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Watford 2-0 Neverton, Pereyra! :haha:

Ancelotti having a stormer.

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Bournemouth 2-0 Villa, Ake.

Villa's players saving themselves for the Carbao Cup final. :rose:

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West Ham 2-0 Brighton, Snodgrass.

Moyesiah. :bow:

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Watford 2-1 Everton, Mina claiming it but Calvert-Lewin made sure says Champagne Charlie.

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Watford 2-2 Everton, Mina with his second possibly!

Foster. :haha:

Pearson. :haha:

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Liverpool 1-0 Southampton, Ox.

Ings could've had a foul and a red card for someone before that goal apparently. :sleep:

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West Ham 2-1 Brighton, Ogbonna OG.

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Lerma sent off for Bournemouth, second yellow.

Le Tiss thinks Anthony Taylor fucked it up. Sounds plausible.

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Is Sky's Vidiprinter hungover?

It's still putting up scores from the first half. :haha:

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West Ham 3-0 Brighton, Snodgrass with his second.

Now the Vidi is posting the scorelines too quickly and giving the incorrect scorelines. :haha:

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Palace 0-1 Sheffield United, Guaita OG. :doh:

He chucked it in.

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Liverpool 2-0 Southampton, Henderson.

Glen Johnson is a bit rusty doing the updates.

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Bournemouth 2-1 Villa, Samatta!

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Liverpool 3-0 Southampton, Salah.

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Ward sent off for Palace initially but rescinded after VAR has a look at it.

Overturned to a yellow.

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Delph sent off for Neverton! :haha:

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West Ham 3-2 Brighton, Gross.

Diop and Fabianski fuck up.

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West Ham 3-3 Brigton, Muzza!

Moyseiah. :haha:

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Man Utd: De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Lindelof, Maguire, Shaw, Fred, Pereira, James, Fernandes, Mata, Martial.
Subs: Romero, Jones, Williams, Dalot, Chong, Lingard, Greenwood.

Wolves: Patricio, Doherty, Boly, Coady, Saiss, Jonny, Moutinho, Neves, Traore, Jimenez, Jota.
Subs: Ruddy, Gibbs-White, Dendoncker, Jordao, Kilman, Neto, Podence.

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Come on the draw.

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Liverpool 4-0 Southampton, Salah with his second.

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Watford 2-3 Everton, Theo.

Watford. :doh:

Against 10 men.

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Liverpool 4-0 Southampton, FT. :sleep:

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Bournemouth 2-1 Villa, FT!

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West Ham 3-3 Brighton.

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Palace 0-1 Sheffield United, FT.

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Newcastle 0-0 Norwich, FT.

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Watford 2-3 Everton, FT.

We'll go ninth with a win. :faint:

[Letters]

Liverpool 4-0 Southampton, FT. :sleep:

We can no longer catch them :lol:

Us :rose:

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Traore with some athlete ball, loopy cross so not much chance to do anything with it.

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Fernandes wipes out his countryman Moutinho.

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Pereira shoots, wide.

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Bruno Fernandes boots a free kick out of play. :haha:

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Fernandes hammers it, wide it swings.

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Penetration Stats. :haha:

WTF Sky?

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Traore hammers it, I have no idea how close that was. It didn't seem possible to miss the target from there.

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Way, way wide in the end.

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Fernandes with the pass back to his international goalkeeper teammate.

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0-0 HT.

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Wan-Bissaka nearly fucks it up with Jimenez.

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What a run from Jota but then falls down in the box.

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Cynical pull back from Fernandes on Jimenez.

Booked.

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Wan-Bissaka is terrible on the ball.

Ruben Neves booked. Free kick to Man Utd.

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Bruno Fernandes free kick, well struck but Rui Patricio able to ISS save it.

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Mata strikes first time but wide it goes.

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Rui Patricio tries chucking in Fernandes' shot, goes for a corner.

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Why even bother going shoulder to shoulder with Traore?

Plays in Jimenez, he hammers it, De Gea pushes it over with his hands.

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Jota off, Neto on.

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Moutinho booked.

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Pereira hauled off, Greenwood on.

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Moutinho. :haha:

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Traore off, Podence on.

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Martial is hopeless as a striker.

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How didn't that deflect in? :haha:

Two Wolves deflections from Greenwood's shot. :wacko:

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Lindelof booked.

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Great clearance from Saiss, would've been a clear chance for Wolves otherwise.

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Shaw booked, no Xhaka rule again for some reason.

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Jimenez. :haha:

Air pass.

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How can Maguire fail to knock that in?

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Mata off, Lingard on.

James off, Dalot on.

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Four added minutes.

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Jimenez off, Dendoncker on.

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Dalot with a pub header wide.

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Man Utd 0-0 Wolves, FT.

Sky. :haha:

Ole. :rose:

[Niall_Quinn]

Liverpool are the most boring GOATs ever. Why aren't the refs cheating them out of results? Why hasn't Rooney come back to face them? You can't sustain an unbeaten record when Rooney's on the pitch. A significant factor that has drastically undermined their achievements.

[Marc Overmars]

I reckon 65 points will probably be enough for 4th this year.

Trust us to not even be anywhere near getting that.

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If only it were two points for a draw.

[Mac76]

now please Citeh cheer us up by f*****g spuds

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Spuds: Lloris, Aurier, Alderweireld, Sanchez, Tanganga, Lo Celso, Winks, Bergwijn, Alli, Son, Moura.
Subs: Gazzaniga, Vertonghen, Sessegnon, Ndombele, Fernandes, Dier, Lamela.

Citeh: Ederson, Walker, Otamendi, Fernandinho, Zinchenko, Rodri, Gundogan, De Bruyne, Mahrez, Aguero, Sterling.
Subs: Bravo, Cancelo, Garcia, Foden, David Silva, Bernardo Silva, Jesus.

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Can Sky screen another 0-0?

Would be the third in one weekend. :lol:

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De Bruyne takes someone out in the crowd.

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Sterling dive.

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Ederson. :haha:

Nearly fucked it up.

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Sterling booked.

Why isn't that a red?

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Decision - no red card. :haha:

Unbelievable.

[dazthegooner]

Seems Man City and Liverpool are exempt from red card.

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Mike Dean's Sterling special:

https://tiger.cdnja.co/v/a0/a0jW.mp4?secure=C5CCPMwR8pqbNOgYwN9R4Q&expires=1580668200

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Sanchez. :haha:

Lloris saves from Aguero on to the post.

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Walker booked.

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Aurier hacked Aguero down.

No pelanty.

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Citeh not putting the ball out of play when they might get a pel. :haha:

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Pelanty given from an incident three minutes ago!

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[Marc Overmars]

How long did that take FFS?

VAR. :lol:

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Gundogan has it saved but then a pel incident straight after!

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Fight fight fight!

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WTF :haha:

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No second pelanty.

Sterling diving again then. :bow:

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Sterling should've had a straight red, now avoids a second yellow for diving.

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Zinchenko booked. :wacko:

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Alderweireld booked also.

Thought Citeh players were involved in that kerfuffle too.

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Shinchenko.

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Aguero prods it wide somehow.

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0-0 HT somehow.

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Hughton just disagreed with himself twice I think.

[Master Splinter]

I've said it before, but Citeh's profligacy might be a bigger problem than the loss of Kompany/Laporte. They miss so many chances in every game. It is costing them most weeks now too.

Liverpool, conversely, are usually ruthless and opposing teams seem to miss several sitters against them in every match.

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What a farce! :haha:

Lloris comes charging out, De Bruyne gets fouled.

Aurier clowning.

Gundogan clears it.

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Citeh. :haha:

Awful final pass.

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Second yellow for Zinchenko, off he goes!

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Short corner to blame for that.

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Spuds 1-0 Citeh, Bergwijn hammers it in.

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Aguero off, Cancelo on. :unsure:

[Marc Overmars]

The question really is, how early are Liverpool going to win it? Must be looking at an all time record now.

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Lo Celso hacks Walker down, no Xhaka rule.

Booked.

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Spuds want Citeh to put the ball out because Bergwijn has cramp.

Fuck off.

[Letters]

:sick:

Can we end this season now please?

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Dele Alli off, Ndombele on.

Berwijn off, Lamela on.

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Spuds 2-0 Citeh, Son.

Fraudiola. :doh:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:faint:

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Mahrez off, Jesus on.

[Letters]

:sick:

Can we end this season now please?

:gp:

:sick:

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Citeh will have lost as many league game as us. :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Citeh will have lost as many league game as us. :lol:

Would rather we had lost a few more if it meant having more wins.

Fucking draws are a killer.

[Master Splinter]

Bald fucking fraud.

Pound for pound the worst manager in the universe.

Get Pearcey in.

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Lucas Moura off, Dier on.

Sterling off injured, Bernardo Silva on.

[Master Splinter]

Spurs must have some voodoo spell on Citeh after the CL games last season and the two league games this season.

It's unbelievable. The aggregate score should have been about 89-2. One of these days Spurs are going to get Bayerned again.

[Letters]

Spurs are pretty rubbish.
But they're less rubbish than us :(

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Lloris injures himself again.

[Niall_Quinn]

St Totteringham's Day. An ancient celebration that is no longer observed.

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Five minutes Pep time.

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Winks and Sanchez both trying to get on the score sheet.

2-0 FT.

[Niall_Quinn]

An unsatisfactory weekend of football.

[Letters]

Not the result we wanted


Wonder what the earliest a team has sealed the title is.
Liverpool are surely going to break that too this season.

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Fair fucks to Liverpool if they do go unbeaten given they'll have the earliest piss up in Premier League history.

[Mac76]

ffs citeh