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LDG
04-10-2011, 08:37 AM
No :angry:

Letters
04-10-2011, 08:49 AM
anyone want to buy some kids?

You got Madonna or Angelina Jolie's number? What colour are they? Brown is so 2010.

Flavs
04-10-2011, 08:57 AM
You got Madonna or Angelina Jolie's number? What colour are they? Brown is so 2010.

Of course i have got Jolie's number muthafucka i been hitting dat fo years

Flavs
04-10-2011, 11:26 AM
Well Micheal Jackson's dead but i hear Gary Glitters interested!

That's totally inappropriate

dazthegooner
04-10-2011, 11:32 AM
Sorry mate have deleted original post.

Flavs
04-10-2011, 11:33 AM
Sorry mate have deleted original post.

:lol: was only joking bud

dazthegooner
04-10-2011, 11:36 AM
:lol: was only joking bud

Yeah but sometimes people can take that sort of sense of homour the wrong way :lol:

Flavs
04-10-2011, 11:36 AM
;)

i am just not morally constricted that way

Letters
04-10-2011, 11:38 AM
That's totally inappropriate

Why are your kids ugly?

dazthegooner
04-10-2011, 11:38 AM
Thats good to know :)

Flavs
04-10-2011, 11:41 AM
Why are your kids ugly?

That's totally inappropriate

Letters
04-10-2011, 11:42 AM
:p

:lol:

Also, anyone seen LDG?

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/the_crate_escape

Flavs
04-10-2011, 11:45 AM
:p

:lol:

Also, anyone seen LDG?

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/the_crate_escape

"You might love a beer but you wouldn't want to be be buried under a landslide of it," said one firefighter.

98% of the British public disagrees with this

dazthegooner
04-10-2011, 11:49 AM
Remember 78% of all statistics are made up! (Homer Simpson)

Chrissie
04-10-2011, 12:59 PM
Good old Daily Wail:

http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2011/10/mailonline-makes-up-events-quotes-from.html
:lol:

LDG
04-10-2011, 01:04 PM
Good old Daily Wail:

http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2011/10/mailonline-makes-up-events-quotes-from.html
:lol:

:lol:

Quite worrying really!

Letters
04-10-2011, 01:11 PM
Rather puts paid to the "no smoke without fire" stuff we see every summer when the bullshit transfer stories fly around.
The tabloids make stuff up. :shrug:

dazthegooner
04-10-2011, 02:20 PM
Never believed in "no smoke without fire" i could have a grievance" with someone start an untrue rumour and then off it goes!

LDG
04-10-2011, 02:56 PM
:unsure:

dazthegooner
04-10-2011, 03:10 PM
Will draw you a picture ;)

dazthegooner
05-10-2011, 09:29 AM
Been given a msg on face book from my ex's mate requesting a fook hmmm.

Flavs
05-10-2011, 11:20 AM
Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored

LDG
05-10-2011, 11:24 AM
Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed

Flavs
05-10-2011, 11:24 AM
Why doesn't the photo uploader work? WHY???

Flavs
05-10-2011, 11:25 AM
Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed Broed

"You're not funny Tom, you're fat and look like you should be"

Flavs
05-10-2011, 11:27 AM
Been given a msg on face book from my ex's mate requesting a fook hmmm.


http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4871/ackbaro.jpg

LDG
05-10-2011, 02:37 PM
Nearly beat the fuck out of a someone at work.

Cunt.

Flavs
05-10-2011, 02:42 PM
Nearly beat the fuck out of a someone at work.

Cunt.

Why?

LDG
05-10-2011, 03:08 PM
Why?

Smug arrogant wanker.

Asked for some basic info which would take two minutes.

Always beneath him to do something nobody else minds doing when asked.

Can't stand people like that. So told him to stfu and get it done as I'd asked politely already.

Proceeded to laugh. Had to restrain myself....dismissal waiting to happen if I went for it....

Cunt.

dazthegooner
05-10-2011, 03:11 PM
Not worth it mate you better than that!

Master Splinter
05-10-2011, 03:24 PM
Smug arrogant wanker.



vpgreg?

LDG
05-10-2011, 03:34 PM
vpgreg?

:haha:

Japan Shaking All Over
05-10-2011, 05:26 PM
Not worth it mate you better than that!

Good post!
although it feels great to whack a cunt :sarcastic:

this time best to walk away

Master Splinter
05-10-2011, 05:43 PM
LDG bottled it tbh.

Pussy mentality spreading to Arsenal fans too.

Japan Shaking All Over
05-10-2011, 05:59 PM
LDG bottled it tbh.

Pussy mentality spreading to Arsenal fans too.

Shit yeah wait a minute. . . .male hormone spawned pride before sound judgment based around job security!
that sounds more like it. . .think Mike Tyson had the same teasoning when he got a butchers of Holyfields ear! !
next time LDG, take a look at the guys ear

Xhaka Can’t
05-10-2011, 08:10 PM
Smug arrogant wanker.


vpgreg?

:haha:

Xhaka Can’t
05-10-2011, 08:35 PM
Did this today.

http://www.leevalleypark.org.uk/en/content/cms/White_Water_Canoe_Ce/White_Water_Rafting/White_Water_Rafting.aspx

The raft toppled and I did almost the entire course outside the raft and at one point got dragged under when my leg got tangled under a rescue rope.

I could barely fucking breathe when I got out.

Marc Overmars
05-10-2011, 09:17 PM
Did this today.

http://www.leevalleypark.org.uk/en/content/cms/White_Water_Canoe_Ce/White_Water_Rafting/White_Water_Rafting.aspx

The raft toppled and I did almost the entire course outside the raft and at one point got dragged under when my leg got tangled under a rescue rope.

I could barely fucking breathe when I got out.

Glad you're ok, I don't know how I'd live without you.

Letters
05-10-2011, 09:57 PM
although it feels great to whack a cunt :sarcastic:


Just ask daz's ex.

LDG
06-10-2011, 05:39 AM
:haha:

Early start....almost the weekend though :dance:

Flavs
06-10-2011, 07:27 AM
Glad you're ok, I don't know how I'd live without you.

:lol:

LDG, you want me Maori and Perry to fuck him up for you?

LDG
06-10-2011, 08:02 AM
That's a lot of scary shit!

Forks, pies and a small ginger downer.

Flavs
06-10-2011, 08:04 AM
That's a lot of scary shit!

Forks, pies and a small ginger downer.

Actually i am off the pies...oh i see

LDG
06-10-2011, 08:54 AM
Swamped with work. Mental. Too much to actually do....

...so I can't be fucked to do any of it.

#justsaying : ollie:

Letters
06-10-2011, 09:12 AM
Jeremy Kyle :lol:

So much shouting...

PGFC
06-10-2011, 09:12 AM
That's a lot of scary shit!

Forks, pies and a small ginger downer.

Cool, I've got a new 'fork' to try out too...

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e144/PerryGrovesfanclub/Summer2011178.jpg

Flavs
06-10-2011, 09:14 AM
Why, just out of interest, when there is a lunatic with a gun present is there a pram nearby?

Marc Overmars
06-10-2011, 09:24 AM
Falvs and Perry were separated at birth.

LDG
06-10-2011, 09:26 AM
Why, just out of interest, when there is a lunatic with a gun present is there a pram nearby?

'Cos he ate the baby. Nomnom.

Flavs
06-10-2011, 09:28 AM
Falvs and Perry were separated at birth.

Apart from me being slimmer, darker, more gallic and about 10 years younger you might be right

Marc Overmars
06-10-2011, 09:29 AM
I reckon Pezza would win in a fight tbh

Letters
06-10-2011, 09:30 AM
I reckon Pezza would win in a fight tbh

I'd pay to watch that.

LDG
06-10-2011, 09:37 AM
Toe to toe. Friday. Tesco's car park. :popcorn:

Flavs
06-10-2011, 09:40 AM
I reckon Pezza would win in a fight tbh

I reckon you are right but he would have to catch me first and I am fuckin lightning me or at least i was about 3 stone and 40,000 fags ago

Flavs
06-10-2011, 09:55 AM
Got an email from Le Arse saying tickets are available at "great prices" for the Stoke and Sunderland games, so i went on and looked only available seats are "internet adult" at...... £53!

:lol:

Arsenal = Fail

LDG
06-10-2011, 10:11 AM
Yeah, the cheaper seats will go on sale once the more expensive ones are taken.

Flavs
06-10-2011, 10:13 AM
Yeah, the cheaper seats will go on sale once the more expensive ones are taken.

i can get em from the YASC for £30 a pop. Was gonna bring number 1 son down for a night in London and chuck the game in but its just gonna be too much money.

Will have to take him to Elland road instead.

LDG
06-10-2011, 10:15 AM
Why would you want to do that to the poor lad. It's fuckin horrible that place.

Flavs
06-10-2011, 10:18 AM
Why would you want to do that to the poor lad. It's fuckin horrible that place.

Yeah I know but he is learning about our nations capital at school...

LDG
06-10-2011, 10:25 AM
:lol:

You can see Elland Rd from the train as you go past. What a shit hole.

Flavs
06-10-2011, 10:32 AM
its a proper footie ground though, and i think his first taste of live football shouldn't be with prawn sandwich, Letters types in a silent stadium but with some 30,000 psycho's singing as one.

Plus there is very little travelling involved if we stay home and a lot less cost (Leeds tickets are £20)

Your first game is a huge, life altering thing IMO and the first time you walk up the stairs and go into a stadium it should electrify your entire being, I just cant see that happening with some 19 people singing "we ate spurs"

LDG
06-10-2011, 10:36 AM
its a proper footie ground though, and i think his first taste of live football shouldn't be with prawn sandwich, Letters types in a silent stadium but with some 30,000 psycho's singing as one.

Plus there is very little travelling involved if we stay home and a lot less cost (Leeds tickets are £20)

Your first game is a huge, life altering thing IMO and the first time you walk up the stairs and go into a stadium it should electrify your entire being, I just cant see that happening with some 19 people singing "we ate spurs"

Fair play mate.

Sad innit.

Flavs
06-10-2011, 10:41 AM
we will see anyway, can get a good hotel for £60 and train fares for some £50 return so i might splash out on my birthday

Marc Overmars
06-10-2011, 01:07 PM
I've been to Elland Road before, its was when Leeds were in League 1. Went with a mate who lives up there, the ground was barely half full but the atmosphere was great.

I notice they've put another game on general sale with still a few weeks to go, the board must realise now that Gooners are voting with their feet.

LDG
06-10-2011, 01:33 PM
So this bird has randomly friend requested me on Facebook. I know it's all bullshit. And I don't know her at all. And she's one of those temptress types.

But I soooooo wanna :lol:


http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/318459_122263191211738_100002841731042_101483_4831 25249_n.jpg

LDG
06-10-2011, 01:34 PM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313381_122263394545051_100002841731042_101494_7906 72281_n.jpg


:faint:

Marc Overmars
06-10-2011, 01:37 PM
splaff

LDG
06-10-2011, 01:38 PM
Thap thap thap

PGFC
06-10-2011, 01:44 PM
mot mot mot

LDG
06-10-2011, 01:46 PM
The international morse code for "Sex" :bow:

LDG
06-10-2011, 02:05 PM
Really given me the horn now <_<

Master Splinter
06-10-2011, 02:18 PM
She saw the adverts for your new game show.

LDG
06-10-2011, 02:22 PM
She saw the adverts for your new game show.

lol

Syn
06-10-2011, 03:46 PM
I have this theory that - when you're trying to impress - it's better to make a bad first impression; under-dressing and looking like a bum is a good idea.

e.g. Susan Boyle...ok/decent voice...nothing special. But she looked like a mong and everyone expected her to be shit. She starts singing and even though it's slightly above average, everyone thought she was amazing.

Lowering expectations and then exceeding them is a good way to get ahead.

Discuss.

LDG
06-10-2011, 03:59 PM
I do that at work. Get my head down, keep quiet, and then stand up when I need to kick ass. People are usually shocked, and tend to believe me, more than the people hopping about all day long being cunts.

Letters
06-10-2011, 04:17 PM
I have this theory that - when you're trying to impress - it's better to make a bad first impression; under-dressing and looking like a bum is a good idea.

e.g. Susan Boyle...ok/decent voice...nothing special. But she looked like a mong and everyone expected her to be shit. She starts singing and even though it's slightly above average, everyone thought she was amazing.

Lowering expectations and then exceeding them is a good way to get ahead.

Discuss.

Worked for me :cool:

hymppi
06-10-2011, 06:51 PM
hi mates, it's been a while since i dropped by here. been really depressed about all things arsenal. still watched the games but had hardly anything positive or creative to comment. fuck the lot of them.

i hope this will change for better. watch out swansea.

Master Splinter
06-10-2011, 07:29 PM
watch out swansea.

:unsure:

Xhaka Can’t
06-10-2011, 08:51 PM
I think he means sunderland.

Well I hope he does, if not, he reckons we'll pip them for 4th from bottom.

Marc Overmars
06-10-2011, 10:36 PM
You know what's fucking annoying.

Cutting one of your nails too short then it stings like a bitch.

LDG
07-10-2011, 08:39 AM
You know what's fucking annoying.

Cutting one of your nails too short then it stings like a bitch.

Yup.

And also when you get one of those hangy off the edge bits of skin by your nails....and then you have salt and vinegar crisps.

Neeeowch.

Flavs
07-10-2011, 09:16 AM
mot mot mot

:lol:

Leigh Francis :bow:

Flavs
07-10-2011, 09:22 AM
I have this theory that - when you're trying to impress - it's better to make a bad first impression; under-dressing and looking like a bum is a good idea.

e.g. Susan Boyle...ok/decent voice...nothing special. But she looked like a mong and everyone expected her to be shit. She starts singing and even though it's slightly above average, everyone thought she was amazing.

Lowering expectations and then exceeding them is a good way to get ahead.

Discuss.

So i just fucked this women 40 ways from Sunday and she gets up to go to the bathroom, she walking away, well she's trying to walk, and she turns around and looks at me, just little old me, not the whole fucking Persian army, just me. Always be a surprise Kevin, never let em see you coming...

Marc Overmars
07-10-2011, 09:29 AM
Off to Liverpool later. http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/scouser.gif

dazthegooner
07-10-2011, 09:59 AM
Off to Liverpool later. http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/scouser.gif

Good luck you'll need it just don't speak to the natives! :)

LDG
07-10-2011, 01:56 PM
Je

zus

This is boring today.

PGFC
07-10-2011, 02:02 PM
Not stopped today, Blood test this morning, Opticians this afternoon cue the Mr Magoo style bins, I'm going to get neck ache holding those fuckers in place.

MissHandbag
07-10-2011, 02:20 PM
First week in my new job

Love the job and the fact It's a 20-25 minute walk from home and no more commute but...I'm knackered. 9-6.30pm everyday but Thursday - finished at 3 yesterday and went to bed at 5pm.

I am officially a hermit this week.

hymppi
07-10-2011, 02:52 PM
:unsure:

oh, i meant in sense that we're no longer fighting with the teams from the upper half of the standings.
meh.

LDG
07-10-2011, 02:52 PM
Why do hangovers make you horny???

I'm raging at the moment. I'd fuck anything with flaps.

hymppi
07-10-2011, 02:52 PM
First week in my new job

Love the job and the fact It's a 20-25 minute walk from home and no more commute but...I'm knackered. 9-6.30pm everyday but Thursday - finished at 3 yesterday and went to bed at 5pm.

I am officially a hermit this week.
hi hermit!

MissHandbag
07-10-2011, 03:41 PM
My neighbour's got a cat flap on the door?

MissHandbag
07-10-2011, 03:41 PM
Hi gorgeous

LDG
07-10-2011, 03:50 PM
My neighbour's got a cat flap on the door?

Nice pussy?

dazthegooner
07-10-2011, 04:39 PM
Nice pussy?

What you call me? <_<

GP
08-10-2011, 06:00 PM
Knife-a goes in,
Guts-a come out,
That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about!

PGFC
10-10-2011, 09:08 AM
:unsure:

Morning All :tiphat:

Monday again, ho-hum.

dazthegooner
10-10-2011, 09:35 AM
Perry :tiphat: Yes indeed Monday got man flu :(

PGFC
10-10-2011, 09:44 AM
Perry :tiphat: Yes indeed Monday got man flu :(


Snap, got some kind of virus :shrug: felt pretty shit over most of the weekend, typically feeling a bit better in time to go back to work...

MissHandbag
10-10-2011, 09:44 AM
Perry :tiphat: Yes indeed Monday got man flu :(

Just an average manday then?

PGFC
10-10-2011, 09:52 AM
:p

dazthegooner
10-10-2011, 10:05 AM
:sulk:

LDG
10-10-2011, 12:28 PM
:tiphat:

Hmmm.

Meh.

Letters
10-10-2011, 12:39 PM
I concur.

:tiphat:

PGFC
10-10-2011, 01:17 PM
Well, 'tis concur season tbf.

Letters
10-10-2011, 01:18 PM
Here you go:


:getcoat:

PGFC
10-10-2011, 01:35 PM
:tumbleweed:

dazthegooner
12-10-2011, 08:53 AM
And still nothing! Morning all :tiphat:

LDG
12-10-2011, 09:35 AM
:wave:

Of to Cornwall tomorrow :dance:

I like it down there. Nice and peaceful.

Marc Overmars
12-10-2011, 09:37 AM
Free house for a week. Party round mine. :woohoo:

GP
12-10-2011, 09:43 AM
Free house for a week. Party round mine. :woohoo:

Sweet, I'll bring the meth.

Japan Shaking All Over
12-10-2011, 09:57 AM
:wave:

Of to Cornwall tomorrow :dance:

I like it down there. Nice and peaceful.

Pasties. . . .nom nom. . . .cant even get a pie over here and I aint due back home intil next September

Japan Shaking All Over
12-10-2011, 10:00 AM
Sweet, I'll bring the meth.

nice. . . .I'll bring the sushi. . . .

and Daz a oro to eat it off. . . .

bagsy the raw oyster nom nom nom

Letters
12-10-2011, 10:13 AM
Dear Lord this week is going slowly :(

dazthegooner
12-10-2011, 10:21 AM
Dear Lord this week is going slowly :(

Yeah can't wait till Saturday off out with the gf and her and loads of her female family they dressing up as St Trinians theme and they're all a bunch of nutters lol :)

PGFC
12-10-2011, 10:24 AM
Yeah can't wait till Saturday off out with the gf and her and loads of her female family they dressing up as St Trinians theme and they're all a bunch of nutters lol :)

Daz, I hope I don't have to remind you of the drill, pics or GTFO.

dazthegooner
12-10-2011, 10:29 AM
Daz, I hope I don't have to remind you of the drill, pics or GTFO.


Your joking aint yer quite a few are Arsenal fans dunno they might come on here as guests and they might beat me (hmmm doesn't now seem such a bad idea :lol:)

LDG
12-10-2011, 10:31 AM
Whizzing by for me....

dazthegooner
12-10-2011, 10:41 AM
Whizzing by for me....

:sulk:

MissHandbag
12-10-2011, 11:40 AM
:wave:

Of to Cornwall tomorrow :dance:

I like it down there. Nice and peaceful.

Well it will be until you get there hon. Whereabouts?

McNamara That Ghost...
12-10-2011, 11:45 AM
Free house for a week. Party round mine. :woohoo:

Mario Kart tourney? A drink for anybody who complains during a race. :whistle:

Coney
12-10-2011, 12:14 PM
Dear Lord this week is going slowly :(

Is that a prayer or are you just blaming Him? :unsure:

Xhaka Can’t
12-10-2011, 12:52 PM
Your joking aint yer quite a few are Arsenal fans dunno they might come on here as guests and they might beat me (hmmm doesn't now seem such a bad idea :lol:)

Can one of them get me a good deal from an online Canadian pharmacy?

Japan Shaking All Over
12-10-2011, 01:35 PM
Is that a prayer or are you just blaming Him? :unsure:

This may be another case of is it Wengers or the board debate!

Coney
12-10-2011, 02:17 PM
This may be another case of is it Wengers or the board debate!

But will the board stand and watch from on high as the supporters crucify Wenger?

LDG
12-10-2011, 04:04 PM
Well it will be until you get there hon. Whereabouts?

Near Liskeard. Mate has a B&B down there, so nice chilled weekend. Can't wait!

Letters
12-10-2011, 04:11 PM
Have fun <_<

MissHandbag
12-10-2011, 04:19 PM
Near Liskeard. Mate has a B&B down there, so nice chilled weekend. Can't wait!

Ooh not far from St Austell, home town of my Mum and full of weirdo pasties - beautiful though.

LDG
12-10-2011, 04:26 PM
Ooh not far from St Austell, home town of my Mum and full of weirdo pasties - beautiful though.

Yeah. He's got a belter of a place too. Right on the river fowey....in 12 acres of woodland. It's lovely.

(Pub at the bottom of the hill too)

Marc Overmars
12-10-2011, 04:27 PM
Yeah. He's got a belter of a place too. Right on the river fowey....in 12 acres of woodland. It's lovely.

(Pub at the bottom of the hill too)

Pubs in those sort of locations are always the best. Nice pint and some of their local home-cooked grub. nom.

Marc Overmars
12-10-2011, 05:23 PM
Downloading iOS 5. Lets see what this Cloud shit is all about then.

McNamara That Ghost...
12-10-2011, 05:41 PM
Near Liskeard. Mate has a B&B down there, so nice chilled weekend. Can't wait!

I used to live in Liskeard, Rors too for that matter. Convenient but crap is how my dad described it. Can't say he's wrong.

Marc Overmars
12-10-2011, 10:04 PM
Oh FFS.

Recieved an error message when installing iOS 5 and now I need to download it again.

Looks like many others have had the same issue judging by a quick Google search.

Apple. :doh:

Back to the drawing board.

dazthegooner
13-10-2011, 09:03 AM
Oh FFS.

Recieved an error message when installing iOS 5 and now I need to download it again.

Looks like many others have had the same issue judging by a quick Google search.

Apple. :doh:

Back to the drawing board.

You vould always get a blackberry ;)

Letters
13-10-2011, 09:07 AM
Is it Friday yet?

:(

LDG
13-10-2011, 09:11 AM
For me it is :dance:

dazthegooner
13-10-2011, 09:13 AM
Is it Friday yet?

:(

Nearly :)

PGFC
13-10-2011, 09:41 AM
Not nearly enough :(

:tiphat:

dazthegooner
13-10-2011, 09:57 AM
Perry :tiphat:

LDG
13-10-2011, 10:09 AM
:tiphat:

Pezza.

Dazza.

Lezzer.

Letters
13-10-2011, 10:37 AM
Ba-da bow bow!


I like my new headset, I do. I can teleconference and email at the same time. :cool:

LDG
13-10-2011, 10:52 AM
Ba-da bow bow!


I like my new headset, I do. I can teleconference and email at the same time. :cool:

You're not Indian. You shouldn't have one of those :sulk:

dazthegooner
13-10-2011, 10:53 AM
You're not Indian. You shouldn't have one of those :sulk:

:lol:

Marc Overmars
14-10-2011, 12:00 AM
I put £5 in my Paypal account last week and today was the 'expected clearing date' it gave me. However it's still processing and my account is still 0.00. Does it always take this long and is there a way to make instant payments into it like BACS?

Japan Shaking All Over
14-10-2011, 06:47 AM
At airport waiting for the in-laws. . .they're not too bad, actually this will be the second time to meet them. . .the first time I got in bed by mistake with the mother after waking up in the night for a jimmy riddle・

Coney
14-10-2011, 08:08 AM
At airport waiting for the in-laws. . .they're not too bad, actually this will be the second time to meet them. . .the first time I got in bed by mistake with the mother after waking up in the night for a jimmy riddle・

Yeah, right.

Letters
14-10-2011, 08:44 AM
Friday

:woohoo:

dazthegooner
14-10-2011, 08:49 AM
Friday

:woohoo:

I'm only 8 hours away from beer o clock or oj o clock in your terms :)

GP
14-10-2011, 08:58 AM
Gotta get down on Friday

Letters
14-10-2011, 09:16 AM
Gotta get down on Friday

Thanks. I will

Marc Overmars
14-10-2011, 09:33 AM
Had a fry up this morning. Nom.

First in a while.

I don't think I'll be eating till dinner, I'm stuffed.

Friday. :bow:

In other news, they have Xmas lights up on Oxford Street. :dance:

Letters
14-10-2011, 09:51 AM
In other news, they have Xmas lights up on Oxford Street. :dance:

:angry:

GP
14-10-2011, 09:59 AM
'Tis the season...

Letters
14-10-2011, 10:30 AM
'Tisn't :angry:

dazthegooner
14-10-2011, 10:45 AM
They haven't turned them though have they? :unsure:

Marc Overmars
14-10-2011, 11:15 AM
Nah not turned on, just installed.

Best time of year tbh.

dazthegooner
14-10-2011, 11:35 AM
I love boxing day myself I can then go to tescos and get me cadburys cream egg ;)

Japan Shaking All Over
14-10-2011, 01:01 PM
Cadbury cream eggs! used to love those things. . . .couldnt eat one now though, well sweet!

milla
15-10-2011, 11:22 AM
Finally cancelled Sky TV today. :coffee:

Coney
15-10-2011, 11:30 AM
Finally cancelled Sky TV today. :coffee:

Good move. You can now afford a mortgage. :good:

milla
15-10-2011, 12:06 PM
Good move. You can now afford a mortgage. :good:

Yay.. :dancingman:

Syn
16-10-2011, 04:12 PM
Notifications: 7

Argh!!! I have developed an OCD condition where I have to keep clicking on the 'new post quotes' just to set notifications back to 0 even if I have seen the post where someone quoted me.

Xhaka Can’t
16-10-2011, 04:48 PM
Notifications: 7

Argh!!! I have developed an OCD condition where I have to keep clicking on the 'new post quotes' just to set notifications back to 0 even if I have seen the post where someone quoted me.

You're not the only one.

Coney
16-10-2011, 06:18 PM
Notifications: 7

Argh!!! I have developed an OCD condition where I have to keep clicking on the 'new post quotes' just to set notifications back to 0 even if I have seen the post where someone quoted me.


You're not the only one.

Thank fuck - I thought it was just me.

Xhaka Can’t
16-10-2011, 06:59 PM
Thank fuck - I thought it was just me.

Thanks to you, I had to check again.

GP
16-10-2011, 07:22 PM
Thanks to you, I had to check again.

lol

Xhaka Can’t
16-10-2011, 07:28 PM
lol

Dammit!

Coney
16-10-2011, 07:36 PM
Thanks to you, I had to check again.

Really? ;)

Letters
17-10-2011, 08:57 AM
Monday <_<

Marc Overmars
17-10-2011, 09:00 AM
:cold:

Letters
17-10-2011, 09:27 AM
Cold start but it's bright and will warm up.
Cold weather forecast for later in the week.

:(

LDG
17-10-2011, 09:33 AM
Cornwall was awesome.

Hate being back at work.

Cunts.

But at least we won :patrice:

GP
17-10-2011, 09:48 AM
Didn't really sleep last night. I've fucked up my neck too, can barely move my head.

Fuck this shit.

Flavs
17-10-2011, 09:51 AM
I have vermaelened my Achilles tendon at basketball so walking with a major limp and plenty of grimacing.

I am "literally" two weeks away from full fitness

LDG
17-10-2011, 09:52 AM
Fucked my neck up too.

Nerve or muscle. Not sure which.

Stupid rowing maching <_<

PGFC
17-10-2011, 10:00 AM
:tiphat: lightweights :rolleyes:

dazthegooner
17-10-2011, 10:18 AM
Morning all another bloody Monday... It seems only last week it was well Monday :unsure:

LDG
17-10-2011, 10:31 AM
Stupid amount of work to get through....

Can't concentrate though....too sleepy. More coffee I think.

Letters
17-10-2011, 02:36 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15333600

roffle.

Japan Shaking All Over
17-10-2011, 03:47 PM
God I'm tired. . .3 weeks of feeding the baby every three hours, starting to take its toil on both me and the missus. . .back to work in a week to a room full of fucking kids

PGFC
17-10-2011, 03:59 PM
God I'm tired. . .3 weeks of feeding the baby every three hours, starting to take its toil on both me and the missus. . .back to work in a week to a room full of fucking kids

Don't worry son, it gets much worse... :oldboy:

LDG
17-10-2011, 04:08 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15333600

roffle.

I usually get that when I search for big bird on there....

Japan Shaking All Over
17-10-2011, 04:14 PM
Don't worry son, it gets much worse... :oldboy:

Cheers :cry:

Master Splinter
17-10-2011, 04:25 PM
Cheers :cry:

At least you've got Arsenal to cheer you up!

LDG
17-10-2011, 04:26 PM
3 points :woohoo:

Master Splinter
17-10-2011, 04:26 PM
3 pints :woohoo:

Seems Coney was right about you being a proud alcoholic lout.

Coney
17-10-2011, 04:35 PM
Seems Coney was right about you being a proud alcoholic lout.

At no time did I call him that. :)

Letters
17-10-2011, 08:12 PM
God I'm tired. . .3 weeks of feeding the baby every three hours, starting to take its toil on both me and the missus. . .back to work in a week to a room full of fucking kids

MrsL and me have a deal, if and when we have kids she can deal with them for the first two years. I'll join in after that.

LDG
18-10-2011, 08:45 AM
Man. Don't like these cold dark mornings. Can't wake up properly.

Can't be arsed today.

Letters
18-10-2011, 08:54 AM
It's quite bright now though. I think the clocks go back soon, is it this weekend?
It's all over after that, might as well be nocturnal for all the sunlight I'll see :(

Have to go see the bank today about a loan. Stoopid weddings <_<

Marc Overmars
18-10-2011, 09:06 AM
I think they go back at the end of the month, 30th maybe. Yeah it's pretty rough getting up in the mornings when it's like this. Pretty much counting down the days till some time off at Christmas.

Flavs
18-10-2011, 09:12 AM
I think they go back at the end of the month, 30th maybe. Yeah it's pretty rough getting up in the mornings when it's like this. Pretty much counting down the days till some time off at Christmas.

29th :good:

PGFC
18-10-2011, 10:06 AM
I think they go back at the end of the month, 30th maybe. Yeah it's pretty rough getting up in the mornings when it's like this. Pretty much counting down the days till some time off at Christmas.

This :good: they should leave the clocks alone this time, fuck the jock farmers <_<

Coney
18-10-2011, 10:18 AM
This :good: they should leave the clocks alone this time, fuck the jock farmers <_<

I've never understood what the problem for farmers is. They have lighting in the milking sheds so whether the time is 6 or 7 o'clock makes no difference. If they want daylight for a given task that they normally do at 5pm, all they have to do it at 4pm, which is the same as what happens when the clocks are changed.

If children's safety, it is better to have a lighter evening than a lighter morning. (Drivers are more alert in the morning than the evening, in general). So work out what the best time in the winter is for that, and then just stick with that time throughout the year. How hard can it be?

Flavs
18-10-2011, 10:28 AM
I've never understood what the problem for farmers is. They have lighting in the milking sheds so whether the time is 6 or 7 o'clock makes no difference. If they want daylight for a given task that they normally do at 5pm, all they have to do it at 4pm, which is the same as what happens when the clocks are changed.

If children's safety, it is better to have a lighter evening than a lighter morning. (Drivers are more alert in the morning than the evening, in general). So work out what the best time in the winter is for that, and then just stick with that time throughout the year. How hard can it be?

Farm animals only eat/produce at certain times and in certain conditions sunshine that's why traditionally we change the clocks. For normal folk it means an extra hour in bed, for me it means fuck all as my kids also eat/produce at certain times

dazthegooner
18-10-2011, 10:36 AM
Women <_<

Flavs
18-10-2011, 10:38 AM
Women <_<

:gp:

Japan Shaking All Over
18-10-2011, 10:49 AM
Farm animals only eat/produce at certain times and in certain conditions sunshine that's why traditionally we change the clocks. For normal folk it means an extra hour in bed, for me it means fuck all as my kids also eat/produce at certain times

You dont say. . .with that argument in mind. . .maybe we can get someone to have a word with the powers that be of the PL to arrange our fixtures at times when we eat and produce!

Flavs
18-10-2011, 10:50 AM
You dont say. . .with that argument in mind. . .maybe we can get someone to have a word with the powers that be of the PL to arrange our fixtures at times when we eat and produce!

all football should be played either at 3pm on a Saturday or 7.45 on a Wednesday tbh.

Letters
18-10-2011, 10:56 AM
Women <_<

Who have you been beating up now?

dazthegooner
18-10-2011, 11:39 AM
Who have you been beating up now?

You big girl lol

Coney
18-10-2011, 12:02 PM
Farm animals only eat/produce at certain times and in certain conditions sunshine that's why traditionally we change the clocks. For normal folk it means an extra hour in bed, for me it means fuck all as my kids also eat/produce at certain times

I understand animals might have that requirement, but surely the farmer just has to adjust his own schedule to deal with the situation.

PGFC
19-10-2011, 08:11 AM
Morning :tiphat:

Bright but chilly...

Letters
19-10-2011, 08:21 AM
Thank you, Michael Fish.

MrsL looking at reception venues this week. No getting out of it now :unsure:

LDG
19-10-2011, 08:34 AM
:pal:

Brrrrrr :cold:

PGFC
19-10-2011, 11:24 AM
Thank you, Michael Fish.

MrsL looking at reception venues this week. No getting out of it now :unsure:

More Peter Gibbs but :tiphat: you're welcome.

dazthegooner
19-10-2011, 11:37 AM
Fooking starving gonna have a sausage,bacon and egg sandwich or maybe a jacket potatoe :)

Marc Overmars
19-10-2011, 12:20 PM
:cold:

LDG
19-10-2011, 12:24 PM
Made some oxtail soup. Haven't had that in ages. Keeps the cold out!

Marc Overmars
19-10-2011, 12:27 PM
Soup is a good shout.

Ready Brek in the mornings as well. :bow:

LDG
19-10-2011, 12:29 PM
Soup is a good shout.

Ready Brek in the mornings as well. :bow:

Uhuh.

I got me some quaker oats this morning in fact. Porridge :bow:

Xhaka Can’t
19-10-2011, 12:50 PM
I just got me some chicken and veg soup.

Letters
19-10-2011, 12:56 PM
I just got me some chicken and veg soup.

You, sir, are living the dream.

LDG
19-10-2011, 12:59 PM
You, sir, are living the dream.

And eating the complimentary soup :cool:

Xhaka Can’t
19-10-2011, 02:03 PM
I used to think that life was sweet

Japan Shaking All Over
19-10-2011, 02:25 PM
chicken noodle soup. . . .the only good thing about having a stinking cold

Marc Overmars
19-10-2011, 03:51 PM
Do eBay always take a cut in the region of 10% then?

Syn
19-10-2011, 05:00 PM
chicken noodle soup. . . .the only good thing about having a stinking cold

You haven't lived until you've tried my once-experimental-now-expertly-refined noodle soup. You haven't lived. You're not even born yet.

That's not an invitation btw. #justsaying #Olliesgay

Japan Shaking All Over
20-10-2011, 08:12 AM
You haven't lived until you've tried my once-experimental-now-expertly-refined noodle soup. You haven't lived. You're not even born yet.

That's not an invitation btw. #justsaying #Olliesgay

slightly overuse of the trumpet but I get the picture. . . .bit special, right・ . . .either that or you've used it to kill the missus. . . .

That being the case PM the recipe :wink:

Xhaka Can’t
20-10-2011, 08:19 AM
Do eBay always take a cut in the region of 10% then?

The house always wins.

LDG
20-10-2011, 08:42 AM
You haven't lived until you've tried my once-experimental-now-expertly-refined noodle soup. You haven't lived. You're not even born yet.

That's not an invitation btw. #justsaying #Olliesgay

:haha:

Letters
20-10-2011, 08:44 AM
Bright but :cold:

Morning :wave:

Arsenal :bow:

Moaners :pal:

Marc Overmars
20-10-2011, 08:46 AM
Morning sex. :bow:

That is all.

PGFC
20-10-2011, 08:55 AM
Morning sex. :bow:

That is all.

Thanks for the offer, but no thanks :good:

:tiphat:

dazthegooner
20-10-2011, 09:00 AM
Morning all :wave: must admit got bored with the match last night so went to bed thought it would be 0-0 didn't find out the result till around 3 this morning :)

LDG
20-10-2011, 09:10 AM
Morning sex. :bow:

That is all.

Smelly breath and knotted pubic hair from the spunk the night before??

Hmmm.

Have a shower first love. Ta.

dazthegooner
20-10-2011, 11:06 AM
What to eat at lunchtime that is the question!

LDG
20-10-2011, 11:17 AM
What to eat at lunchtime that is the question!

Indeed.

Today I shall mostly be supping on Chicken and Vegetable cuppa soup, a banana and an apple.

(Yes, I'm still buying poxy banana's even though I don't like them and they're boring as fuck :angry: )

Letters
20-10-2011, 11:21 AM
Wonder if MrsL would go for this?

http://www.perfectpie.co.uk/wedding-pies

Mmm...wedding pie.

Called her last night. She went on and on and on and on and on about the venue she'd seen and has provisionally booked.
:rolleyes:
They do fireworks and everything.

£650 for 3 minutes of banging.


Make up your own jokes <_<

Xhaka Can’t
20-10-2011, 11:23 AM
Wonder if MrsL would go for this?

http://www.perfectpie.co.uk/wedding-pies

Mmm...wedding pie.

Called her last night. She went on and on and on and on and on about the venue she'd seen and has provisionally booked.
:rolleyes:
They do fireworks and everything.

£650 for 3 minutes of banging.


Make up your own jokes <_<

Yeah, I bet she goes on and on an on. ;)

LDG
20-10-2011, 11:28 AM
:haha:

MrsL does nothing but come on message boards and rabbit on and on about the wedding :sulk:

Should be a public holiday tbf.

Xhaka Can’t
20-10-2011, 11:29 AM
I do love the pomp and ceremony.

Marc Overmars
20-10-2011, 11:39 AM
I do love the pomp and ceremony.

:lol:

Letters Royal Wedding splaff. :bow:

milla
20-10-2011, 11:51 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-15385955
Libyan forces 'capture Gaddafi' :coffee:

Coney
20-10-2011, 12:03 PM
:haha:

MrsL does nothing but come on message boards

Pics or GTFO.

LDG
20-10-2011, 12:09 PM
I do love the pomp and ceremony.

:haha:

Letters
20-10-2011, 12:09 PM
:haha:

MrsL does nothing but come on message boards and rabbit on and on about the wedding :sulk:

Should be a public holiday tbf.

:p

As it's on a Saturday, you can have the day off. No need to thank me.

LDG
20-10-2011, 12:12 PM
Pics or GTFO.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnKW7cSesxY

Master Splinter
20-10-2011, 02:14 PM
Pics or GTFO.

:haha:

Letters
21-10-2011, 09:04 AM
Friday!

:patrice:

Marc Overmars
21-10-2011, 09:07 AM
Friday. :bow:

Beerday. :bow:

Curryday. :bow:

LDG
21-10-2011, 09:12 AM
All of the above.

And also, it's Friday :patrice:

And also, brrrrrrr :cold:

dazthegooner
21-10-2011, 09:21 AM
Yep Friday again :patrice:

Soon to be beer o clock :)

LDG
21-10-2011, 09:33 AM
:patrice:

dazthegooner
21-10-2011, 09:40 AM
Think I'm gonna go for a couple of pints at lunch time as well :beer:

LDG
21-10-2011, 09:41 AM
http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticon-critic/funny/images/wee_fly.gif

Letters
21-10-2011, 10:35 AM
:lol:

LDG
21-10-2011, 11:06 AM
:haha:

Love it.

Coney
21-10-2011, 11:50 AM
http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticon-critic/funny/images/wee_fly.gif

Now if you can also get it to make the noise..... :bow:

LDG
21-10-2011, 12:48 PM
:tumbleweed: