"Currants Bw..."

[Letters]

Jews, am I right?

Oooh, Jeremy Corbyn :bow:

[Letters]

Sometimes I write complete bollions.

Sometimes?

[WMUG]

How come I can't access GW from Germany and need to use a VPN? :lol:

Inb4 cos we knew you were going to Germany lololol

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM

[Letters]

How come I can't access GW from Germany and need to use a VPN? :lol:

Hmm. Odd.
I would say "ask Jof", but I think he's dead.

[Letters]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM

Saw that a while back. Amusing that the first dude tells the children to leave AFTER he's described in unnecessary detail rimming and anal fisting :lol:

[Letters]

How come I can't access GW from Germany and need to use a VPN? :lol:

Addendum

This is a local website for local people, there's nothing for you here :sulk:

(Saw The League of Gentlemen live last night, was pretty darn good)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What's with all the affirmative action involving women now?

Annoying me a bit tbf.

[Globalgunner]

What's with all the affirmative action involving women now?

Annoying me a bit tbf.

You`ve had your time. Women rule. Ok

[Letters]

What's with all the affirmative action involving women now?

Annoying me a bit tbf.

What do you mean?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Seems to me that more and more being female is the criteria needed to be given visual representation now and/or the power jobs.

I think it's Politics live that replaced Daily Politics has made me think it.

John McDonell saying the next Labour leader has to be female.

Seems to be the same at work too. :ninja:

[Letters]

I see. I guess it's all wrapped up in "positive discrimination", a ridiculous oxymoron.
The solution to discrimination is equality, not "positive" discrimination or "quotas" of women/a certain race/sexuality/whatever.

[Letters]

Old GW :rose:

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?

:crying:

[GP]

:(
All my funniest posts were on there.

[Letters]

Maybe they'd migrate it if I asked. Genuinely a bit sad about that, loads of funny posts were on there.
When we started this place we did ask for a database backup so we could put the posts on here but they were asking for silly money despite it being 2 minutes work so we thought we'd keep it as an archive and start with a clean slate here.

Oh well :(

[Marc Overmars]

That was basically Highbury and this site is the Emirates.

[Letters]

No atmosphere? <_<

[GP]

And a leader WELL past his sell by date

[Letters]

:gp:

#LettersOut

#BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor

[GP]

Mila Kunis is fit.

[Letters]

Correct. And in Forgetting Sarah Marshall you get to see her boobs, if only in a photo.

[GP]

Geoffrey :rose:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45706667?ocid=socialflow_twitter&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbcnews

[Letters]

OH DEAR GOD NO! :crying:

[Letters]

Full length version of the theme tune, if you've not heard it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_q-UxEI7I

[Letters]

Hooray! Another victory for pointless rights

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45714032

I'm not sure what the point of a Civil Partnership is any more now the gays can get married. What's the difference?

[Letters]

"Don't think @thismorning should have brought back the weather map, disrespectful to the victims of Fred Talbot"


On This Morning bringing back the floating weather map for their 30th anniversary.
Did Fred abuse them ON the map?! If not then...oh sod off.

[GP]

Did Fred abuse them ON the map?!

Maybe he did...

[Letters]

Yesss!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45789759

Now we can just all enjoy lovely heterosexual cakes, just as God intended.

[GP]

Gays :doh:

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

[Letters]

If they'd been asked to make an anti gay marriage cake and refused then there is absolutely no way this would have got anywhere near court.
Just saying...

[GP]

That isn't really the same thing though...

[Letters]

Why not?

Someone believes that gay marriage should be legal, they ask a cake with that message - a Christian baker doesn't feel they can make a cake saying something they don't believe so refuses. They get taken to court.
Someone believes that marriage should not be legal, they ask a cake with that message - a gay baker doesn't feel they can make a cake saying something they don't believe so refuses.

Where's the difference? Is only the opinion that gay marriage should be legal allowed?
It's a perfectly reasonable opinion that marriage has always been defined as between a man and a woman and should remain that way, there are other ways a gay couple can be legally recognised so you can't claim discrimination.

[GP]

What if they'd been asked to make a cake that said 'Niggers go home'?

If it's their opinion that niggers should go home?

[Letters]

Is that opinion actually illegal? I mean, I don't agree with it and it's a silly viewpoint when a lot of black people were born here and thus are home.
What are you arguing? Would it be illegal to make that cake? Or not make that cake?
Are we going to make having opinions illegal? Maybe what you're arguing is those opinions shouldn't impact other people's freedoms or rights?

I'd say making a policy that people who were born here should "go home" because of some skewed view about "indigenous populations" or whatever would clearly infringe on the rights of those people.
Opining that the definition of marriage should stay the same given that gay people have the right for their relationship to be legally recognised and have the same rights as a married couple does not infringe on their rights.

Should boys who think they are girls be allowed to go into ladies toilets because not allowing them to do so infringes on their freedoms? Where's the line?

[GP]

Dunno, I don't care that much really.

People are allowed to hold whatever opinions they wish.

If, however, those opinions are bigoted or hateful, then they should expect the backlash that comes with it.

[Letters]

I don't see how it is bigoted or hateful to believe that the definition of marriage should remain as it is.
You can disagree but it's not oppressing anyone, there is already a way for gay couples to get equivalent rights to marriage, it's just called something different.

I always find it interesting how people who call others bigots can't seem to tolerate different views from their own...

[Marc Overmars]

Gays. :lol:

Awful lifestyle choice.

[Letters]

Should be drowned at birth tbh :sulk:

[Globalgunner]

Should be drowned at birth tbh :sulk:

How can you tell at that time?. Never thought George Michael was gay till he came out. Still love his music though. Yes I know you were only joking, but then we have idiots who just because a boy likes dolls decide they are going to be modern and allow him to dress up in girls clothes. Morons. If he wants to be gay he can make that decision when he knows what being gay actually is. Too many fools just want to be famous for 5 mins on the back on their child's maybe fleeting fancy. I remember all the flack Lewis Hamilton got for advising his nephew that boys arent supposed to wear dresses. Whole world came down on him like an avalanche.

[WMUG]

I don't see how it is bigoted or hateful to believe that the definition of marriage should remain as it is.

So... between two consenting adults?

[Letters]

So... between two consenting adults?

That was never the definition, it still isn't. You can't marry your daddy, for example, as much as I'm sure you want to.
Believing that the historic definition of it should remain the same is not bigoted given that gay couples have an equivalent option. Or of they don't then fine, change that so they are equivalent.
And I don't really see why anyone should be compelled to make a product promoting a message which goes against their conscience.
The mistake they did make though was initially accepting the order.

[Letters]

How can you tell at that time?
"Oh, I've always known. The minute I was born I looked up and thought 'I'm never going up one of those again...'" - Stephen Fry.

More seriously, i don't think people decide to be gay any more than people decide to be heterosexual.

[GP]

Thank god I decided to be white, am I right?

[Letters]

:lol:

Brown people :pal:

[GP]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-45805812?ocid=socialflow_twitter&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=twitter

Jammy cunts

[Globalgunner]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-45805812?ocid=socialflow_twitter&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=twitter

Jammy cunts

At least tbey both appeared fit. Imagine 2 lumps of lard covered with jam. Bad for you in every way

[Globalgunner]

:lol:

Brown people :pal:

We're the best. White people spend hours in the Sun and thousands on tanning just to look like us

[Letters]

We're the best. White people spend hours in the Sun and thousands on tanning just to look like us

Not me :cool:



I just go red and it hurts a lot, so I stay out of the sun as much as possible.

Pasty :bow:


Oh also. Global warming :bow:
Gets a lot of bad press but it is lovely out there today. Had lunch in the park and everything :dance:

[Marc Overmars]

Long summer but it will probably be horribly cold all the way till April again. The seasons have changed I tell you.

[Letters]

They definitely have. When I were a lad it was foot numbingly cold by Fireworks Night. Now it’s usually pretty mild

[Letters]

Also:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45801043

It’s Micky and Minnie, not Micky and Vinny :sulk:

[GP]

Kanye West is mentally ill.

[Letters]

Either that or a first class troll.

[WMUG]

That was never the definition, it still isn't. You can't marry your daddy, for example, as much as I'm sure you want to.
Believing that the historic definition of it should remain the same is not bigoted given that gay couples have an equivalent option. Or of they don't then fine, change that so they are equivalent.
And I don't really see why anyone should be compelled to make a product promoting a message which goes against their conscience.
The mistake they did make though was initially accepting the order.

You realise gay marriage did pass, right? It's legal now. Has been for a while.

[Letters]

You realise gay marriage did pass, right? It's legal now. Has been for a while.

I do realise that. Do you realise that this cake was ordered before that happened?

:tiphat:

[WMUG]

Fuck me, it's taken this long?

[GP]

Fuck me

Can't, it would make god cry.

[Letters]

Fuck me, it's taken this long?

That's how all this started :lol:
The cake was ordered around the time of the vote about whether to make it legal to promote a "yes" vote.
As I said above, they really shouldn't have accepted the order in the first place.

[GP]

Polski Sklep :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm particularly bored by this international break. And the weather is shit.

[Letters]

Polski Sklep :bow:

Pierogi :bow:

[Letters]

I'm particularly bored by this international break. And the weather is shit.

Northerners :pal:

Glorious in London today. T-shirt weather.

Global warming :bow:

[Letters]

Gawd bless 'em!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45861683

:bow:

[GP]

the Royal Vagina :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Gawd bless 'em!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45861683

:bow:

Letters has been pushed 1 step further down the line of succession.

[Letters]

:lol:

I hadn’t thought of it like that :(

[GP]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-45868183?ocid=socialflow_twitter&ns_source=twitter&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews

I hate when that happens.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

She fell off the bed, hardly catapulted.

[Letters]

I think they're doing it wrong :unsure:

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181017/41381738b6dd0dbed71bb9c965c5d713.jpg

[GP]

I'm moving to Canada.

[Letters]

GPexit means GPexit

[GP]

That bus said I'd get 350m TimBits a week.

[GP]

I'm goin on a march.

[Letters]

We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more Brexit.

[GP]

Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!

[WMUG]

Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!

That's specious reasoning.

[GP]

That's specious reasoning.

Thank you, Lisa.

[WMUG]

Wanna buy this rock?

[Letters]

:lol: This could go on a while :popcorn:

[GP]

I heard Goonersweb is now a Sharia law no-go zone

[Letters]

Alan Akbar!

[WMUG]

Is NQ coming back? I miss that mentalist

[Letters]

That's up to him. If he stops being such a massive cunt then he'd be welcome back. I miss him too.
But he made it pretty clear he wasn't going to so whaddaya do? :shrug:
And all because I moved some of his posts. Meh.

[GP]

He can't come back, I've forgotten the password.

[Marc Overmars]

GW is a bit dull really without NQ, Cripps, HCZ and of course Wenger.

[Letters]

Disagree on the last point. GW was very dull with Wenger because Arsenal had become dull with Wenger and there was nothing else to talk about.
Cripps didn't add much other than pointless WUMming. Boring.
HCZ is a big loss as is NQ, when he was on his meds he was brilliant.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Too much Conaldo love from Crisps and Monreal hate from Sherbet. I reckon the latter reads from time to time.

Can you let NQ back on for a day....just to see what he's like happy?

[Letters]

Happy NQ :lol:
I don't think I want to see that.
I don't think he's sitting there just waiting for us to unban his account so he can start posting again.
If he wants to post again he will probably sign up a new account. If he wants to do that and he posts like he used to then I'd be very happy to have him back.

[Marc Overmars]

Disagree on the last point. GW was very dull with Wenger because Arsenal had become dull with Wenger and there was nothing else to talk about.
Cripps didn't add much other than pointless WUMming. Boring.
HCZ is a big loss as is NQ, when he was on his meds he was brilliant.

Maybe dull isn't the right word but a bit of abrasiveness is what's missing right now. In between the WUMming and bile they could at the very least spark some good debate.

It's all very vanilla right now, which isn't a bad thing I suppose but I personally don't find it compelling. Without Maccy and his batcave of televisions this place would be struggling.

[Letters]

The trouble with Cripps was never that he WUMmed, we all do that here and there. The problem with him is he IS a WUM, it's how he self-identifies.
Almost every post had WUMming in, it just becomes boring and pointless and I disagree it led to good debate.
NQ added more spice, I pretty much disagreed with everything he said but he was smart and articulate and his posts did create interesting debate.
I'd love it, just love it, if he came back but he made it clear enough that he won't. Shame.

Messageboards as a thing have had their day, replaced by chat groups on platforms like FB and Twitter. There has been a slow and steady decline in posts/day on this site and that decline started on the previous place.
You only need a few new, regular posters to freshen things up a bit but I don't know where they're going to come from.

[Marc Overmars]

That's true, forums like these are pretty ancient now and I'd wager most of the regulars on here are 30+ because this platform was going well before FB, Twitter etc. I highly doubt a teenager is going to see this a platform to vent these days.

I come on here more out of familiarity if anything, even when activity is slow. Plus the updates Maccy provides are little bit exceptional.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Chat forums, particularly for football are very outdated indeed, but I never became wedded to Facebook twitter as most of the world has so happy to still use these things. Such is the beast that is twitter people almost speak as if the real world is actually an alternate pointless platform and Twitterland is our actual reality.

[Letters]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45987127

Nothing Compares 2 Jew? :unsure:

[GP]

What is the world coming to when you can't call someone an ugly black bastard on a plane without being accused of being a racist :rolleyes:

[Letters]

What is the world coming to when you can't call someone an ugly black bastard on a plane without being accused of being a racist :rolleyes:

She's also fat.

[GP]

She's also fat.

And black

[LDG]

Messageboards as a thing have had their day, replaced by chat groups on platforms like FB and Twitter. There has been a slow and steady decline in posts/day on this site and that decline started on the previous place.
You only need a few new, regular posters to freshen things up a bit but I don't know where they're going to come from.

I just don't seem to have the time to post anymore. Time was when I could waste an entire day (in my old job) pissing about on here. I'm lucky if I get a ten minute lunch break these days :(

[Letters]

I just don't seem to have the time to post anymore. Time was when I could waste an entire day (in my old job) pissing about on here. I'm lucky if I get a ten minute lunch break these days :(

You should switch to the public sector, dude. Sure, you don't get paid but you can piss around all day.
No accountability :bow:

[LDG]

No accountability :bow:

Are you Boris or Nigel?

[Letters]

:lol:

Minus the hair, pretty much.

[Xhaka Can’t]

You should switch to the public sector, dude. Sure, you don't get paid but you can piss around all day.
No accountability :bow:

I’m working Saturdays at home to keep up with the work and use evenings to respond to emails that I haven’t had time to deal with during the day.

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181026/b00c3a23f6f65613e7be4dbe7c37659c.jpg

[Letters]

I’m working Saturdays at home to keep up with the work and use evenings to respond to emails that I haven’t had time to deal with during the day.

I have some colleagues who do that sort of thing.
The worst thing about my organisation (and I don’t know whether this is true throughout the Public Sector) is that there is no consequence for poor performance and no reward for good performance.
So I can no longer be arsed going above and beyond for them.
At some point I need to get out of the Public Sector.
I can feel myself slipping into the mentality.
Right now the work life balance and lack of pressure suits me.

[Marc Overmars]

Right now the work life balance and lack of pressure suits me.

Wenger. :bow:

[Letters]

:lol:


Although I don’t get paid £7m a year <_<

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

We'll judge you in May.

[LDG]

Golden opportunity to have an extra hour’s sleep on Monday morning.

Forget the clocks go back tonight and defer your lie in to tomorrow

Don’t thank me

[Letters]

Golden opportunity to have an extra hour’s sleep on Monday morning.

Forget the clocks go back tonight and defer your lie in to tomorrow

Don’t thank me

Oh not this shit again.

And I bet your kids don't know the clocks change rendering the whole thing moot.

[LDG]

Oh not this shit again.

And I bet your kids don't know the clocks change rendering the whole thing moot.

Kids bounced in at 5.40 :(

[Letters]

:lol:

But that’s really 6:40 so you got your extra hour

[WMUG]

I think it's kind of genius if I'm honest. Doesn't really help since I sleep in til 11 regardless right now, but it's a good system I reckon.

[Marc Overmars]

You sleep in till 11?

Christ, my body clock gets me up at 6:30 even when I don't have work.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

5:40 for me also.

Fucking cat.

[Letters]

New special Brexit 50p coin.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46016359


Is it special because it's only worth 20p?
:rimshot:

[GP]

BREAKING: Authorities have intercepted a suspicious package addressed to Donald Trump containing a dictionary and US Constitution.

[LDG]

Maccy :bow:

HB dude

[Globalgunner]

HB Maccy. A free bus pass is inching closer.

[Letters]

Maccy :bow:

HB dude

:gp:

Maccy :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Thanks guys!

[Master Splinter]

hb

[Globalgunner]

Thanks guys!

Unai`s birthday was yesterday too. If he ever gets sacked, you know whats gonna happen to you too.

[WMUG]

The only place in Siegen (German town I'm in for the year) I could find that showed the game last night was a shisha bar above a kebab shop.

Me and my mate (he doesn't know me that well yet) were the only ones paying attention, so when Lacazette scored and I got up and screamed "YES!", there was a bit of a record scratch moment. :lol:

I just said 'keep talking, keep talking!'. I think I managed to play it off. :unsure:

[Letters]

:lol:

I'll have what he's having ##

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

The only place in Siegen (German town I'm in for the year) I could find that showed the game last night was a shisha bar above a kebab shop.

Me and my mate (he doesn't know me that well yet) were the only ones paying attention, so when Lacazette scored and I got up and screamed "YES!", there was a bit of a record scratch moment. :lol:

I just said 'keep talking, keep talking!'. I think I managed to play it off. :unsure:

Weird! My girlfriend grew up in Siegen! She told me Moritz Volz is from there or near by and actually knows him!

[GP]

I bet she does.

[GP]

Some fucking Brexit turd in my office is having a go at me for not wearing a poppy.

He can stick it straight in his hole.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I bet she does.

:d

[WMUG]

:lol:

I'll have what he's having ##

Didn't have any shisha in the end, mate didn't fancy it. I had a very girly cocktail instead. :cool:

[Letters]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46133262

It was only a matter of time...

[Marc Overmars]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46133262

It was only a matter of time...

I think it’s best for humanity that a giant meteor strikes again.

[GP]

We live in a time when you can change your name and change your gender. Why can't I decide my own age?" he said.

Remember that scene in The Walking Dead where all the walkers fell into that meat grinder? That would be too good for this lunatic.

[Letters]

Agreed. Think we should just turn the planet off and turn it back on again. We suck.

[Letters]

Be interesting how the LGBTQ+ lot react. I mean, your birth date is not subjective...but neither is gender.

[Marc Overmars]

Diwali treats in the office.

The good brown people. :bow:

[Letters]

We need more good people with guns :doh:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46135459

[Globalgunner]

We need more good people with guns :doh:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46135459

Nothing will make Americans give up their guns. Nothing.

[LDG]

How can I be 7th on the post count when I haven’t posted more that once a week for about two years :haha:

[GP]

Maccy has an unassailable lead

[LDG]

Maccy has an unassailable lead

If you summed all of your accounts up you may come close :shrug:

[Letters]

How can I be 7th on the post count when I haven’t posted more that once a week for about two years :haha:

Shit board, no fans;
Shit board, no fans.

:(

[WMUG]

https://streamable.com/579f2

[GP]

Cech :doh:

[LDG]

https://twitter.com/beardedgenius/status/1061753865626882048?s=21

[Letters]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46220908

Nope :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

I don’t mind Stormzy but I don’t quite think the Glastonbury crowd is for him. :lol:

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Another London Man you fan....fuhk him!

Though...if Jay Z can....

[GP]

Stormzy is that Crime artist, yeah?

Not a fan.

[Letters]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/46245993

Darts :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Farts tbf.

[Globalgunner]

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/brexit-no-deal-mars-bars-run-out-weeks-michael-gove-import-dover-a8638976.html
Time to stock up?

[dazthegooner]

Jamie Oliver would be pleased...

[Letters]

Oh piss off :rolleyes:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-46279172

How can people be bothered to be bothered about stuff like this?

[GP]

Feminists have described a Marks & Spencer window display that suggests women must have "fancy little knickers"

It doesn't even say that.

[Letters]

Even if it does...so what.
Men and women are different! Why do some people want to pretend that we aren't?
Utter nonsense.

[GP]

https://i.imgur.com/AmLRs0i.png

Checkmate, Atheists.

[Letters]

Oh dear God. Please tell me that isn't real.

[GP]

Of course it's real.

[Letters]

It's hard to tell the difference between a troll and a dribbling idiot.

[WMUG]

@Letters

Does this still work?

[WMUG]

Apparently not.

[GP]

Letters :doh:

[Letters]

Jofnn :doh:
:gp:

I can't even remember what that was supposed to do.

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181130/e27758476233589b950b1338689f9d1f.jpg

lol, tricking a monkey.

[GP]

Motherfu...

[Letters]

That video doesn't play properly :angry:

[Letters]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46405192

Racism :bow:

[LDG]

That video doesn't play properly :angry:

I couldn’t see his penis properly as there’s a white triangle in front of it

[Coney]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46405192

Racism :bow:

We need India to retaliate with a decent Argentinian stereotype too. Maybe a video of a nazi-type Argie president with sash torturing some women and children, then flying them out in a helicopter over the Atlantic with their hands tied and throwing them out from 2000 feet. That's what all argies do, isn't it?

[GP]

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-46388767

[Letters]

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-46388767

:haha:

[WMUG]

What do we want?

Christmas smilies!

When do we want them?

Whenever Letters can get round to them!

[LDG]

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day
Grumpy spud fans in the office, everything’s going my way

[WMUG]

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day
Grumpy spud fans in the office, everything’s going my way

:gp:

[Letters]

What do we want?

Christmas smilies!

When do we want them?

Whenever Letters can get round to them!
Oh. That. Er. Hmm.
Every year I have to remember how to do them.

[Letters]

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day
Grumpy spud fans in the office, everything’s going my way

Annoyingly I’m “working” at home today and then on a work trip for a few days so I’m having to confine my smugness to online. Quite a lot of scope for online smugness these days though :d

[WMUG]

:xmas:

[Letters]

:xmas:

I'm in Warsaw, I have the details about how to do this at home I think. Will see if Jof can do it.

[Letters]

:tree:

[Letters]

:tree:

Jof :bow:

You'll probably need to clear your cache

:d

[Mac76]

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day
Grumpy spud fans in the office, everything’s going my way

:haha:

i'm assuming they were full of it last Friday? :lol:

[WMUG]

:tree:

:dance:


:d

[Globalgunner]

Never marry or stay married to a woman who weighs more than you do
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-suffocates-boyfriend-windi-thomas-murder-trial-pennsylvania-keeno-butler-a8666151.html

[GP]

Letters :pal:

[Letters]

It’s not funny ‘cos it’s true :(

[WMUG]

I once playfully picked up an ex who was the same height as me. Immediately felt something go ping.

Thought I'd just wait it out, was doing some dishes when I sneezed.

Most pain I've ever felt in my life, couldn't move for 3 days.

[Letters]

:lol: Old man WMUG.



I must be about a hundred billion years old.

[WMUG]

Was the first hint that I might not actually be indestructible.

[LDG]

:tree:

[LDG]

:penguin:

[Letters]

:penguin:

:gp:

I’d forgotten about the penguin

Penguins :bow:

[Letters]

https://uk.foco.com/products/arsenal-fc-emirates-brxlz-stadium

Apparently there's a Spurs version of this. I got one for a Spurs fan for Christmas but half the pieces were missing.


:rimshot:

[GP]

http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/tumor.png

[LDG]

What the absolute fuck?!?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46475631

:haha:

[Letters]

What the absolute fuck?!?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46475631

:haha:


Staff had gone through my friend's wardrobe and stuffed the clothes with towels to make it look like a body on the bed. They even put tears down the face and a can of lager in his hand.

:haha:

Tasteful.

[GP]

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-46535262

[Mac76]

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-46535262

Me had no idea dis site exist no, it's crazy an ting

[GP]

Me had no idea dis site exist no, it's crazy an ting

Racist.

[Letters]

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2017/12/07/die-hard-not-christmas-movie

Democracy :bow:

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdfRRtAs3o

[Letters]

You lost, get over it... :cool:

[GP]

You lost, get over it... :cool:

Hmm, I hadn't considered that before.

[LDG]

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2017/12/07/die-hard-not-christmas-movie

Democracy :bow:

In that case most christmas movies are not christmas movies.

Isn’t Christmas about the celebration of the birth of Christ?

Elf doesn’t really do that does it? DOES IT?

Do one :wave:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

And it's the best one.

[LDG]

Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

And it's the best one.

Fucking right

[GP]

Never seen Die Hard what's it about?

[LDG]

Never seen Die Hard what's it about?

I’m not the one who just got butt-fucked on national tv Dwaaaayyyyne

[Letters]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46647954

The day the music died...

:ilt:

[Letters]

Have a good Christmas, everyone :tiphat:

[LDG]

So fat :(

[Globalgunner]

So fat :(

Gym man, go to the gym.

[Letters]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46685728

Gawd bless ‘er!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Isn't she dead yet?

[WMUG]

How do u reply???

[Letters]

:blink:

[WMUG]

Casillas will never go to Madrid, stop dreaming.

[GP]

Quaresma is better than Ronaldo.

[LDG]

June Whitfield :rose:

:(

[Letters]

June Whitfield :rose:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46712694

[Letters]

June Whitfield :rose:

:(

Dammit!

Saw her on stage once in...something.

[Letters]

https://newsthump.com/2019/01/02/britain-almost-back-to-pooing-normally/

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Back at work. :sick:

Office full of zombies today.

[Letters]

At least it's a short week. And no-one is actually doing much work today.

[LDG]

I’ve been rather sprightly today. Feeling refreshed!

Got loads done.

Me :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ykH4UvIKCUA

This guy just got served a Filet-o-Fist!

[Letters]

Was trying to think of a clever/funny reply but failed :(

Also, had this email


The following product is due for renewal in 7 days:

Package: goonersweb.co.uk (Starter Pro Accounts)

This will renew at 11:59PM on Sun 13 Jan 2019

If you would like to renew this product now, please log in to your Heart Internet account and go to Renew Services. You can pay for your product and renew it now.

Otherwise, this product will automatically renew the day before the expiration date.

Might just let it die.

GW :rose:

[Marc Overmars]

We had a good run. :rose:

[dazthegooner]

Maybe we should start a similer group on FB (if it hasn't been done already and if so why wasn't I informed?) :)

[Globalgunner]

Wenger love/hatred was the glue that kept this place together. Now that he`s gone.....it all falls apart

[Letters]

So now we are living in a world where actors are being criticised for taking on roles of people with different characteristics to themselves.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46793406

:doh:

[Letters]

Wenger love/hatred was the glue that kept this place together. Now that he`s gone.....it all falls apart

It was mostly hate last season.
You'd think there would be more to talk about now, there actually is but there are just not enough people to talk about it.
Daz's idea above about a FB group is interesting. We could replace this place with one I guess, might get more people joining the discussions which would make things livelier.

[GP]

The idea is right, but the platform is wrong. Not facebook. Not ever.

[Letters]

WhatsApp group? :lol:

What do you think then?

[Marc Overmars]

This kind of platform has had its day but I also think a lot of us just cannot be arsed anymore. I find myself coming on here out of habit more than anything now, even though most of the time I know I won't be engaging in any meaningful way.

In fact I quite enjoy reading old threads when the forum has no new activity. :lol:

Also you need a few antagonists to drive conversation but they’re gone now.

[Globalgunner]

Why dont you guys set up a Paypal account so we can donate to keep it going. Old habits die hard.

[GP]

Letters' power trip forced out all the good ones, like Cripps, Ach, ILT, Mandela, etc...

[Letters]

Why dont you guys set up a Paypal account so we can donate to keep it going. Old habits die hard.

:lol:

It's not that expensive. I won't let it die just yet. Maybe when it's just Maccy and me we might consider calling it a day!
If there is another platform which might generate more interest though then we should look at that.
Suggestions welcome.

[Letters]

Letters' power trip forced out all the good ones, like Cripps, Ach, ILT, Mandela, etc...

IIP :bow:

[Letters]

Happy Birthday to Gary. :patrice:
As a present I'll give him back his Arsenal Membership Cards, if he still wants them :partytime:

[Xhaka Can’t]

You’re too good to me.

[Letters]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47026129

I don't know who this dickwad is but I hope "he" dies in a fire.

[Letters]

I mean really. Look at these c***s. Look at them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbZzeceXKKk

Actually, don't.

[Marc Overmars]

What the hell are they?

[Letters]

Two of them are “men”.
Yes, I’m assuming their gender. So sue me.
If you are a man and you really like sucking other mens’ tasty, tasty cocks then fine, go nuts.
But do you really have to sashay and mince around like that?

[GP]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47026129

I don't know who this dickwad is but I hope "he" dies in a fire.

Who's she?

[dazthegooner]

Cat's mother.

[WMUG]

But do you really have to sashay and mince around like that?

What's it to you if they do?

[GP]

What's it to you if they do?

Bit gay

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming.

[Letters]

What's it to you if they do?

I don’t mind the gays, I just don’t want them to shove it down my throat.