"Currants Bw..."

[PGFC]

:shrug: Slow news day...

[Letters]

Only had soup at lunch as I'm being fed later <_<

Need a cake before I go.

[Letters]

:shrug: Slow news day...

No dictators die today?

[LDG]

Only had soup at lunch as I'm being fed later <_<

Need a cake before I go.

I have some porridge??

[Letters]

:sick:

Flapjacks :bow:

[LDG]

Pissflaps :bow:

:sick:

[dazthegooner]

:sick:

Nothing wrong with going down on a woman amazing what they will do after :)

[LDG]

Nearly beer o-clock!!!!

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticon-critic/funny/images/wee_fly.gif

[Letters]

Magic!

##

[dazthegooner]

Nearly beer o-clock!!!!

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticon-critic/funny/images/wee_fly.gif

Yep it certainly it :beer:

[Cripps_orig]

Is it monday yet? :(

[Japan Shaking All Over]

:sick:

Jackiesflaps :bow:

:Nice: nom nom

[Coney]

This place is pretty dead these days. We're going to have to start losing more matches again or this place will die on it's arse.

[Marc Overmars]

It's always quiet on the weekends.

[dazthegooner]

Well am now single again rang her last night and one of her friends/idiots told me to back off and he's shagging her and if i don't he would "quote" fuck me up he dont know me very well!!!

[LDG]

:haha:

[dazthegooner]

So you find that funny? ;)

[Letters]

Well am now single again rang her last night and one of her friends/idiots told me to back off and he's shagging her and if i don't he would "quote" fuck me up he dont know me very well!!!

Your life really is one long Jeremy Kyle show isn't it?

[Flavs]

35 tomorrow :upset:

[Letters]

Oh yeah! I saw a numberplate yesterday. I can't remember what the numbers were so I'll make some up but I remember the letters. It was something like.

R123OFL.

How I roffled. :d

[dazthegooner]

Your life really is one long Jeremy Kyle show isn't it?

:lol: yeah but I have me teeth :)

[Marc Overmars]

Morning. :tiphat:

Went to the kitchen at work to make a cuppa earlier and saw some lad who I went to school with waiting for an interview. Small world. :wacko:

He was a bit of a cunt mind, so I might have a word with my boss later...

[dazthegooner]

35 tomorrow :upset:

Old git :unsure:

[LDG]

Morning. :tiphat:

Went to the kitchen at work to make a cuppa earlier and saw some lad who I went to school with waiting for an interview. Small world. :wacko:

He was a bit of a cunt mind, so I might have a word with my boss later...

:lol:

MO. The biggest reason for rising unemployment :bow:

[Flavs]

Morning. :tiphat:

Went to the kitchen at work to make a cuppa earlier and saw some lad who I went to school with waiting for an interview. Small world. :wacko:

He was a bit of a cunt mind, so I might have a word with my boss later...

Do you like your boss? If not simply keep quiet and let him employ said cunt

[LDG]

What a fuck awful day.

Seriously need a holiday.

Oh well. Soon be Christmas :dance:

[Flavs]

What a fuck awful day.

Seriously need a holiday.

Oh well. Soon be Christmas :dance:

I am off Wednesday, Thursday and Friday if that helps any?

[LDG]

I am off Wednesday, Thursday and Friday if that helps any?

Motherfu..

[Flavs]

Motherfu..

I have to look after my 3 kids though so it wont be any fun

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, shite day, and there's no milk in the kitchen either for a cuppa.

Fuck this shit tbh.

[Cripps_orig]

Mondays are pretty awesome tbh

[LDG]

Mondays are pretty awesome tbh

What exactly do you like about them?

[GP]

I'm working till Friday, but then I'm off for 12 days, if that's any consolation.

[Marc Overmars]

I'm working till Friday, but then I'm off for 12 days, if that's any consolation.

Sick fuck.

[LDG]

I'm working till Friday, but then I'm off for 12 days, if that's any consolation.

Face surgery in 12 days. Impressive.

[Cripps_orig]

What exactly do you like about them?

Days off

[Syn]

Haven’t showered today, have a kroenenbourg at hand, just been playing PES since noon. #howfuckingcoolami

[Cripps_orig]

Haven’t showered today, have a kroenenbourg at hand, just been playing PES since noon. #howfuckingcoolami

New PES?

[GP]

Face surgery in 12 days. Impressive.

NHS :bow:

I'f I'd gone private, they coulda made me look like Letters, but I just couldn't afford it :(

[Syn]

New PES?

Yup. I'm impressed with the latest edition. Much better than last year's farce.

[Flavs]

NHS :bow:

I'f I'd gone private, they coulda made me look like Letters, but I just couldn't afford it :(

But then would Letters have started to commit terrible crimes pretending to be you? or would you knob his fiance after explaining to her you had changed your views on pre-marital sex

[Cripps_orig]

Yup. I'm impressed with the latest edition. Much better than last year's farce.Havent got the new one yet. Still playing 2011 version. Want to finish off my career in that first.

Thinking of getting FIFA 12 as i cba changing the names in PES all the time though although PES gameplay is far better.

[Marc Overmars]

Havent got the new one yet. Still playing 2011 version. Want to finish off my career in that first.

Thinking of getting FIFA 12 as i cba changing the names in PES all the time though although PES gameplay is far better.

Woah man, you feeling alright?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

First day back at work after 3 weeks off. . . .to walk straight back into an argument with the same cunt I was arguing with before I left
The guy is a living prock who wants to argue the toss bout absolutely everything. . .

[Letters]

You work with <insert name of poster here>?

[Letters]

NHS :bow:

I'f I'd gone private, they coulda made me look like Letters, but I just couldn't afford it :(

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Pqpmm2T6j4g/STTMStblBKI/AAAAAAAAGec/bBhYv1Gftqs/s400/Pygmoelian.gif

[Master Splinter]

Face surgery in 12 days. Impressive.

:haha:

Face jokes taken to the next level.

Safe to say GP has been surpassed in the 'your face' stakes.

[Master Splinter]

Thinking of getting FIFA 12

This is the equivalent of you praising Szczesny.

[Flavs]

:haha:

Face jokes taken to the next level.

Safe to say GP has been surpassed in the 'your face' stakes.

As opposed to the horrific nature of your face, which shall never be surpassed

[Flavs]

god damn its dead on here

[Letters]

Even the moaners have run out of things to moan about :(

Till Saturday.

[Flavs]

need at least another 20 regular posters on here sadly.

[Coney]

Even the moaners have run out of things to moan about :(

Till Saturday.

No - they'll moan anyway. Even if we beat Bolton 4-0 with the kids, if manu beat Aldershot 1-0, they'll say it proves we will be relegated by some twisted logic.

[Flavs]

cant see what else you mod types can do though sadly, maybe trawl the footie sites and ask for advertising with them? Hostile takeover of goonersworld?

[dazthegooner]

No - they'll moan anyway. Even if we beat Bolton 4-0 with the kids, if manu beat Aldershot 1-0, they'll say it proves we will be relegated by some twisted logic.

Yeah can't believe Sky are showing the Manure game i meen for fook sake Aldershot!!!

[LDG]

Overloaded at work. For the first time in 3 years, actually finding it difficult to even look at the site :(

[Flavs]

Overloaded at work. For the first time in 3 years, actually finding it difficult to even look at the site :(

shit, and you are missing so much as well

[LDG]

shit, and you are missing so much as well

Your razor sharp wit and sarcasm for one :(

[Marc Overmars]

FAO users of Paypal.

How long should it take for withdrawn funds to appear in my bank account? I withdrew money last Weds and it has been marked as completed, but it hasn't shown up on my bank statement. Is this normal to wait?

[LDG]

FAO users of Paypal.

How long should it take for withdrawn funds to appear in my bank account? I withdrew money last Weds and it has been marked as completed, but it hasn't shown up on my bank statement. Is this normal to wait?

Probs 3 to 5 working days mate. if it hasn't hit by tomorrow morning, then you should contact them.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Contacting Paypal about problems is a rewarding experience.

[Coney]

Yeah can't believe Sky are showing the Aldershot game i meen for fook sake Manure!!!

Yeah - you'd think they'd find someone playing decent opponents.

[Master Splinter]

As opposed to the horrific nature of your face, which shall never be surpassed

Your mum's already has.

[LDG]

Pissin rain <_<

[Letters]

Where? :unsure:


Actually, it was raining earlier but it's stopped now. I walked from Euston today as part of my attempt to stop being such a fatso and it was quite nice.


Hump day! :dance:

[LDG]

Fatty lumpkin :pal:

Yes. Wednesday. Best day of the week <_<

[Marc Overmars]

The nice Indian lady upstairs has left some grub for everyone in the kitchen.

Diwali. :bow:

Free food. :bow:

[GP]

Got an interview next week. Nervous as fuck.

[Letters]

What for? (don't say 'a job', doofus)

[Marc Overmars]

Face surgeon I'm guessing.

[LDG]

Face surgeon I'm guessing.

:haha:

[Syn]

Happy diwali, freshies.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Where? :unsure:


Actually, it was raining earlier but it's stopped now. I walked from Euston today as part of my attempt to stop being such a fatso and it was quite nice.


Hump day! :dance:


Hump day! :dance:


Have to remind the missus, . . .goona get the nuts wet tonight then

[Letters]

So soon after she's given birth?

good luck with that fella.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Got an interview next week. Nervous as fuck.

Good luck, hope the interview goes well.

[Letters]

Slight cold <_<

Morning.

Thursday! Getting closer...

[LDG]

Keep feeling as though I'm gonna come down with a cold, but then I don't. Hope it stays away until Monday.

Great South Run on Sunday....need all my powers.

[Letters]

No drinking for you this weekend

:pal:

[LDG]

No drinking for you this weekend

:pal:

:(

Meh.

Am out tonight for curry and beer.

Will have a couple DJing on Friday.

Saturday, lazy day, carbo loading, then good to go on Sunday.

[Letters]

No idea what we're doing this weekend although heard rumours of an Indian buffet on Sunday

:dance:

[dazthegooner]

Not sure what I'm doing this weekend apart from Kareoke on Friday night in Eltham its a charity breast cancer night should hopefully raise quite a lot.

[Marc Overmars]

Mates birthday tonight so we're getting lashed. This place we're going has a student night on...

##

[dazthegooner]

Mates birthday tonight so we're getting lashed. This place we're going has a soap dodger night on...

##

:good:

[LDG]

Not sure what I'm doing this weekend apart from Kareoke on Friday night in Eltham its a charity breast cancer night should hopefully do my own style of breast screening, and fuck those bitches up.

:o

[dazthegooner]

:o

You Know me so well :lol: Quite scary really <_<

[MissHandbag]

Keep feeling as though I'm gonna come down with a cold, but then I don't. Hope it stays away until Monday.

Great South Run on Sunday....need all my powers.

Ooh enjoy honeybun - What time you reckon you'll do it in?

[LDG]

Ooh enjoy honeybun - What time you reckon you'll do it in?

Did 1hr 10 mins last year, so anything better would be awesome. Never able to predict how I'll feel on the day though.....sometimes I go out running and feel amazing, sometimes it's hard work...never worked out the balance on that score (and no, it's not about the beer....), just hope me leggies feel full of running on the day.

Already got £500.00 worth of sponsorship, so well chuffed with that :D

And also :smooch:

How's you?

[MissHandbag]

Did 1hr 10 mins last year, so anything better would be awesome. Never able to predict how I'll feel on the day though.....sometimes I go out running and feel amazing, sometimes it's hard work...never worked out the balance on that score (and no, it's not about the beer....), just hope me leggies feel full of running on the day.

Already got £500.00 worth of sponsorship, so well chuffed with that :D

And also :smooch:

How's you?

Put me down for £20 sponsorship and just enjoy it. I know what you mean about the running.

Will give you a bell to torment you post race on Sunday?

[Letters]

Not sure what I'm doing this weekend apart from Kareoke on Friday night in Eltham its a charity breast cancer night should hopefully raise quite a lot.

They're going to pay you not to sing?

;)

[dazthegooner]

They're going to pay you not to sing?

;)

:( Yes and that will bring the total raised right down :lol:

[LDG]

Put me down for £20 sponsorship and just enjoy it. I know what you mean about the running.

Will give you a bell to torment you post race on Sunday?

Thanks!!!! xxx

Yeah, should be back waiting for my roast beef to cook about 3 :d

[Letters]

roffle

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/879799-man-united-fans-outraged-at-supermarkets-6-1-defeat-cake-joke#ixzz1buAOJOdF

[Cripps_orig]

Britains and Irelands Next Top Model event at work tomorrow as well as London Comic Con

Should be a busy few days. Cant wait.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Britains and Irelands Next Top Model event at work tomorrow as well as London Comic Con

Should be a busy few days. Cant wait.

Sounds interesting what do you do then.


roffle

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/879799-man-united-fans-outraged-at-supermarkets-6-1-defeat-cake-joke#ixzz1buAOJOdF

So they lowered the price just for that lol, bet they got some good sales lol

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Britains and Irelands Next Top Model event at work tomorrow as well as London Comic Con

Should be a busy few days. Cant wait.

Who's running the event. . . ,

My mate who I went to uni with runs hus own event company, gets bigger and bigger does things gor Sky and the like. . .just wondering, company name Rouge Partnership. . . .

Funmy way things turn out. . .he did somethong with his degree. . .me? manager of a school - not what I envisioned when I left catering school

. . .not that I would change anything tho. . .

[Marc Overmars]

Had a good night, let's just say 18 year olds don't look like 18 year olds anymore...

[Letters]

Do go on :popcorn:


and...pics or GTFO

[LDG]

Curry last night. Nomnom.

Gonna have a fun day in the toilet though :o

[Letters]

Not much else to do round your way?

Friday! :dance:

[LDG]

Friday indeed! :patrice:

[Letters]

Had a good night, let's just say 18 year olds don't look like 18 year olds anymore...

Or that's what you'll be telling the judge anyway...

[Marc Overmars]

:lol:

I had fish fingers for breakfast. :coffee:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

:lol:

I had fishy fingers for breakfast. :coffee:

That's the problem with 18 year olds. . . .

[Marc Overmars]

Dude you didn't need to edit, I was alluding to that anyway. :lol:

[LDG]

Dude you didn't need to edit! I almost got a whole fist in though btw. :lol:

Nice work.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

A fishy fist?

Market that to Captaon Birdseye if I were you!

[LDG]

A fishy fist?

Market that to Captaon Birdseye if I were you!

He didn't like my beef fingers though :(

[Japan Shaking All Over]

He didn't like my beef fingers though :(

Probably wasnt sure wgere they'd been? ? ?

[Master Splinter]

Captaon Birdseye?

Is that Captain Birdseye's evil twin?

Does he know Joket?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Captaon Birdseye?

Is that Captain Birdseye's evil twin?

Does he know Joket?

Your face is Captain Birdseye's evil twin

[LDG]

Pub lunch :bow:

My boss :bow:

[LDG]

Btw...

Where's mental Charlie today?

[Marc Overmars]

Loony bin?

[dazthegooner]

Pub lunch :bow:

My boss :bow:

<_< my boss wouldn't pay for a pub lunch have to pay meself :(

[LDG]

Bit tiddly now :wacko:

Beer :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Payday. :bow:

Friday. :bow:

Pizzaday. :bow:

[LDG]

http://www.blogcdn.com/lifestyle.aol.co.uk/media/2010/05/lager.jpg

:drool:

[Letters]

Manflu :(

[LDG]

last half hour :banghead:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Pay day is Monday. :(

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Pay day is Monday. :(

IOU time!

[GP]

Come on 6pm, you motherfucker! :angry:

[Master Splinter]

Disgusting the way 6pm is treated around here.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Btw...

Where's mental Charlie today?

Harsh :crying:

[GP]

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-3H-b7AFnpE4/TqhDiDPG0KI/AAAAAAAAKJU/QIpbMwzYsn4/s400/boss.gif

[Cripps_orig]

Who's running the event. . . , My mate who I went to uni with runs hus own event company, gets bigger and bigger does things gor Sky and the like. . .just wondering, company name Rouge Partnership. . . .Funmy way things turn out. . .he did somethong with his degree. . .me? manager of a school - not what I envisioned when I left catering school. . .not that I would change anything tho. . . No idea. Its being held at the Excel arena though. Just got home. A long but eventful 10 hour+ shift. Great looking models but man are they bitches, well one is. Moaning and complaining. Just wanted to fuck her and slap her at the same time. I work on the catering side for Excel. Its a laugh. Work :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

No idea. Its being held at the Excel arena though. Just got home. A long but eventful 10 hour+ shift. Great looking models but man are they bitches, well one is. Moaning and complaining. Just wanted to fuck her and slap her at the same time. I work on the catering side for Excel. Its a laugh. Work :bow:

:bow: ACH Working with Models

[Xhaka Can’t]

Just wanted to fuck her and slap her at the same time.

You have no idea how enjoyable that is.

[GP]

You have no idea how enjoyable that is.

Daz does.

[Coney]

Mothersl....

[Olivier's xmas twist]

You have no idea how enjoyable that is.

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Went out again last night. I'm fucked, sleeping this weekend off for sure.

Don't know how I did this at Uni all the time.

No fish fingers to report on this time. :(

[LDG]

:patrice:

[Syn]

I don't know where my extra hour went. :(

[GP]

I spent mine masturbating.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

You have no idea how enjoyable that is.

Slap fucks :bow:

Better than fuck slaps a la Gervinho/Barton

[GP]

Donkey Punch :bow:

[LDG]

Hamstrings!!!!! : owch:

[Letters]

:dance:

Morning :d

[LDG]

Arsenal!

:woohoo:

[MissHandbag]

Hamstrings!!!!! : owch:

Well done in 1hr 15 - Please post the justgiving link up here ta

[MissHandbag]

:dance:

Morning :d

Morning - off to the match with Chrissie tomorrow, maybe see you?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Morning - off to the match with Chrissie tomorrow, maybe anal?

...

[Letters]

Morning - off to the match with Chrissie tomorrow, maybe see you?

Oh yeah. Chrissie and me had textual intercourse yesterday. It was very good.
I'm taking cazza as dad can't make it so see you in the Metro Bar? Wwhat time you meeting? Cazza can't get there till about 7:15 but can come for a quick drink before we need to head off.

[LDG]

Well done in 1hr 15 - Please post the justgiving link up here ta

Official was 1hr 14 in the end. Bit down on last year though :(

http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/team/UML

[MissHandbag]

Oh yeah. Chrissie and me had textual intercourse yesterday. It was very good.
I'm taking cazza as dad can't make it so see you in the Metro Bar? Wwhat time you meeting? Cazza can't get there till about 7:15 but can come for a quick drink before we need to head off.

Will be there a little before that since I only work 5 mins from the Emirates now on Hornsey Rd - Should be there for about 6.40pm

[Letters]

Cool. See you then

:cheers:

[WMUG]

My 5-a-side team of absolute novices lost 7-6 last night, so gut wrenching. As was the amount of effort I put in, leaving me retching after the match

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Anyone do anything for Halloween this weekend

[Marc Overmars]

Always get little chavs round on Halloween.

Gonna tell them to do one tbh.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Can't stand them tbh, just don't open the door tbh

[Letters]

My 5-a-side team of absolute novices lost 7-6 last night, so gut wrenching. As was the amount of effort I put in, leaving me retching after the match


:pal:

:d

[Flavs]

You ever lock eyes with a woman in a public place and something just passes between you, a lust and mutual attraction that states if you weren't in said public place you would rip each otehrs clothes off and have wild monkey sex right there and then?

I had that on the bus this morning

[PGFC]

You ever lock eyes with a woman in a public place and something just passes between you, a lust and mutual attraction that states if you weren't in said public place you would rip each otehrs clothes off and have wild monkey sex right there and then?

I had that on the bus this morning

She should have gone to Specsavers

[Flavs]

She should have gone to Specsavers
Well that just plain hurts my feelings

[PGFC]

Well that just plain hurts my feelings

Oh.

*walks away laughing

[Flavs]

Oh.

*walks away laughing

:lol:

fucker

[MissHandbag]

She should have gone to Specsavers

That would be so funny if it weren't me

[Chrissie]

Will be there a little before that since I only work 5 mins from the Emirates now on Hornsey Rd - Should be there for about 6.40pm

Text me when you're leaving work and I'll walk across

[PGFC]

She should have gone to Specsavers


That would be so funny if it weren't me

Liar, you'd have had him on the bus.

[LDG]

Text me when you're leaving work and I'll walk across

:wave:

Hiya, sorry....got your text, but couldn't work out who it was from! :lol:

Thanks for the heads up though....

[Chrissie]

:wave:

Hiya, sorry....got your text, but couldn't work out who it was from! :lol:

Thanks for the heads up though....

:lol: that's ok. :wave:

[Marc Overmars]

Very dark outside.

Winter. :bow:

GMT. :bow:

[IBK]

Very dark outside.

Winter. :bow:

GMT. :bow:

Where the fuck are you, Norway?

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, Oslo as a matter of fact.

[IBK]

Yeah, Oslo as a matter of fact.

Fair enough, then! :lol:

[GP]

Oslo sucks!

Bergen :bow:

[Flavs]

Tuesdays, what's the point in them?

[LDG]

Tuesdays, what's the point in them?

Champs league footy.

[Flavs]

Champs league footy.

But what's the point in that?

[Xhaka Can’t]

What's the point of your face?

[MissHandbag]

What's the point of your face?

Southwest

[Letters]

:wave:

[MissHandbag]

:wave:
Metro later then?

My clinic's looking busy so reckon I'll get there about 6.45

[Letters]

Cool. See you there :tiphat:

[Chrissie]

See you both later, looking forward to the match

[GP]

Time for Xmas smilies I reckon.

[Marc Overmars]

Got our Christmas hours earlier, mine are awesome. Finish on 23rd then I only need to work twice in the week from 27th, however the trade was that I need work a full day on NYE, which I don't mind anyway given I'll only be at home.

Christmas. :bow:

It's on!

[Letters]

Not working between Christmas and New Year. Finish on the 23rd, go back on the 3rd.


:cool:

[Chrissie]

Not working between Christmas and New Year. Finish on the 23rd, go back on the 3rd.


:cool:

Same here except I finish on 22nd and I only have to take one day as leave :cool:

[LDG]

Same here except I finish on 22nd and I only have to take one day as leave :cool:

Same here, and I don't have to take any leave :cool:

[MissHandbag]

Chrissie - you get on and explain our proposition, no way I am

Nice to see you Letters

To see you (I love Brucey)

[GP]

Good luck, hope the interview goes well.

Thanks, I think it did. Now I play the waiting game.

[Chrissie]

Chrissie - you get on and explain our proposition, no way I am

Nice to see you Letters

To see you (I love Brucey)

:lol: Thanks mate!

I'll do the short version. Handy and I encountered a very persistent Frog in the pub pre match. He didn't speak much English so resorted to 'facial expressions' to get his point across. He wanted to meet us for a threesome after the match, then thought we were 'together' and asked if it was good etc etc. Have no idea what Handy said to him in french but suffice to say we declined his generous offer.

Luckily Letters was there to save us. Add anything I've missed Handy :lol:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

:lol: Thanks mate!

I'll do the short version. Handy and I encountered a very persistent Frog in the pub pre match. He didn't speak much English so resorted to 'facial expressions' to get his point across. He wanted to meet us for a threesome after the match, then thought we were 'together' and asked if it was good etc etc. Have no idea what Handy said to him in french but suffice to say we declined his generous offer.

Luckily Letters was there to save us. Add anything I've missed Handy :lol:

:bow: Letters what a man what a legend is there anything this man can't do.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Thanks, I think it did. Now I play the waiting game.

Best of luck fella

[PGFC]

Chrissie - you get on and explain our proposition, no way I am

Nice to see you Letters

To see you (I love Brucey)


:lol: Thanks mate!

I'll do the short version. Handy and I encountered a very persistent Frog in the pub pre match. He didn't speak much English so resorted to 'facial expressions' to get his point across. He wanted to meet us for a threesome after the match, then thought we were 'together' and asked if it was good etc etc. Have no idea what Handy said to him in french but suffice to say we declined his generous offer.

Luckily Letters was there to save us. Add anything I've missed Handy :lol:

Congratulations, you've met Cripps then.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Congratulations, you've met Cripps then.

:lol:

[Syn]

Thanks, I think it did. Now I play the waiting game. "what would you bring to the company?""your face jokes""I'm not sure we'd appreciate that""I'm not sure your face is appreciated""great. We'll call you."(gp walks away)"nailed it"If that's not exactly how the interview went, I'll be amazed.Good luck!


Fcking phone doesn't space it out properly!

[LDG]

"what would you bring to the company?""your face jokes""I'm not sure we'd appreciate that""I'm not sure your face is appreciated""great. We'll call you."(gp walks away)"nailed it"If that's not exactly how the interview went, I'll be amazed.Good luck!


Fcking phone doesn't space it out properly!

Still funny though :lol:

[Letters]

:bow: Letters what a man what a legend is there anything this man can't do.

Struggle a bit with things on high shelves, tbh.
Everything else though... :cool:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Struggle a bit with things on high shelves, tbh.Everything else though... :cool:

Thats what the missus is for tbh.

[Cripps_orig]

Congratulations, you've met Cripps then.

Im a frog?

Threesome bit sounds right though

[Xhaka Can’t]

Thanks, I think it did. Now I play the waiting game.

I'm always happy when I've done a good interview. That is all you can do, everything else is beyond your control.

All the best.

[Xhaka Can’t]

:bow: Letters what a man what a legend is there anything this man can't do.

Look Chrissie in the eye without the aid of a barstool.

[PGFC]

Im a frog?

Good disguise :good:

[LDG]

Im a frog?



Goal.com

Read it Read it Read it Read it

[PGFC]

:haha:

[WMUG]

Had an Oxford entry exam today. The easiest exam I've ever done. You'd think they'd be difficult, but... nope. I've done harder shits.

[Marc Overmars]

Oxford Brookes I presume.

:coffee:

[WMUG]

You'd think so, but no.

[Cripps_orig]

Feels like a friday

[Letters]

Working at home.

:cool:

Mmm...dressing gown.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Working at home.

:cool:

Mmm...dressing gown.

Snap.

Except I've got a slightly more embarrassing Celtic shirt on - it saves having to iron something.

[LDG]

Working from the office today :cool:

Mmm...dressing gown.

[Marc Overmars]

At the office as well.

Mmm...jumper, shirt and trousers.


Oh.

[dazthegooner]

Not at work dont have a job ex boss was a hippy and an old cunt <_<

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Not at work dont have a job ex boss was a hippy and an old cunt <_<

Same old boss was a bitch and the lass i sat next 2 was a snake

[LDG]

Same old boss was a bitch and the lass i sat next 2 was a snake

What do you do for a job Charlie?

[Xhaka Can’t]

What do you do for a job Charlie?

Zookeeper.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

What do you do for a job Charlie?

used to work ad admin in Hammersmith and Fulham council (enviromental side)

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Zookeeper.

well i did work with a few amninals tbh

[Letters]

Not at work dont have a job ex boss was a hippy and an old cunt <_<

You shouldn't have beaten up his wife during sex tbh.

[LDG]

Zookeeper.

That's what I wanted to be when I grew up.

[Xhaka Can’t]

That's what I wanted to be when I grew up.

You'd be a great zookeeper imho.

Much better than that dude in Ohio.

[Letters]

Breaking news: I've got dressed.

[LDG]

BBC Sport understands that an official spokesman for Letters dwarf wardrobe has confirmed that Letters has gotten dressed.

[GP]

I'm always happy when I've done a good interview. That is all you can do, everything else is beyond your control.

All the best.

They've just called asking me to go for a 2nd interview. Today.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Happy days!

Is it one of those where you have to do tests and stuff?

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, he had to rearrange my face. I'm happy with the results, so he's a shoe in for the job.

[LDG]

GP's face surgery :bow:

[GP]

To be fair, someone needed to do it.

Nah, to be honest, it was the strangest interview I've ever had. The dude just talked about the company and the job role for 45 mins, told me they had a bunch more people to interview, and they'd let me know next week. So I was surprised to get a call today asking me to go back in. :shrug:

[Letters]

To be fair, someone needed to do it.

Nah, to be honest, it was the strangest interview I've ever had. The dude just talked about the company and the job role for 45 mins

Fries or burgers?

[GP]

Both!

So yeah, I got the job.

going to get drunk now.

[Letters]

You got the job before your interview? :unsure:

You rock!


Update: Back in the dressing gown :cool:

[GP]

You got the job before your interview? :unsure:

You rock!

lol, no, i had the interview today.

[IBK]

To be fair, someone needed to do it.

Nah, to be honest, it was the strangest interview I've ever had. The dude just talked about the company and the job role for 45 mins, told me they had a bunch more people to interview, and they'd let me know next week. So I was surprised to get a call today asking me to go back in. :shrug:

Once they'd said the this is the front of the sandwich board and this is the back - didn't it get a tad boring?

[GP]

Once they'd said the this is the front of the sandwich board and this is the back - didn't it get a tad boring?

You tell me. :shrug:

[Letters]

lol, no, i had the interview today.

Cool. Well done.
:cheers:

Now you'll be able to afford that nice suit for your brother's wedding.

[GP]

Cool. Well done.
:cheers:

Now you'll be able to afford that nice suit for your brother's wedding.

Divorce hearing.

[Letters]

Meh. Easy come, easy go.

[Syn]

Congrats GP!

[GP]

Meh. Easy come, easy go.

Yep, that's the reason...

Also, thanks Syn

[Xhaka Can’t]

Congrats mate.

When do you start, and can you throw a few extra fries my way?

[LDG]

GP :bow:That is all.

[GP]

Congrats mate.

When do you start, and can you throw a few extra fries my way?

Need to work out my notice with my boss, but a couple weeks probably.

also, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

[GP]

GP :bow:That is all.

Yeah he's pretty awesome to be fair.

[Master Splinter]

Yeah he's pretty ugly to be fair.

:gp:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Are you using tapatalk?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Need to work out my notice with my boss, but a couple weeks probably.

also, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

:lol: When you think of garbage...

[GP]

:gp:

So's your face.

Check.

Mate.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Both!

So yeah, I got the job.

going to get drunk now.

Congrats GP

[GP]

Congrats GP

Thanks man!

The drinks are on me at the next GW meet.

[Master Splinter]

It's fun to "do a barrel roll" on Google.

Well, Letters will probably find it amusing.

[Flavs]

2 hours sleep and a busy day, plus kids wont sleep tonight or tomorrow due to the cunting fireworks

fml!

[Letters]

It's fun to "do a barrel roll" on Google.

Well, Letters will probably find it amusing.

Meh. Saw that. Pretty underwhelming.

Google :bow: though.

[LDG]

Went out and got absolutely shitfaced last night.

I feel fucking awful.

Me :pal:

Half day though :popcorn:

[Young Guns 11]

Meh. Saw that. Pretty underwhelming.

Google :bow: though.

http://mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google_gravity/

[Marc Overmars]

Friday. :bow:

Nothing planned for tonight though.

Firework display tomorrow, with a crate of lager to boot. :popcorn:

[Cripps_orig]

Was hoping to play the new Pro tonight but the shop was sold out so ordered it on Amazon for £5 cheaper.

Anyway going to a birthday party tomorrow, Eid on Sunday, Going to be very busy at work Mon-Thurs, O2 arena on Fri and Eid party on the saturday

Busy week ahead

Cant wait