"Currants Bw..."

[Letters]

They were disappointingly polite actually :(
The whole POINT of going there is to giggle at how rude they are, but they weren't. <_<
Food was nice though.

Sweet :bow:
Sour :bow:

[MissHandbag]

Sweet and sour, Yuk.

[Letters]

Moran.

Morning :tiphat:

How's the job going?

[MissHandbag]

Moran.

Morning :tiphat:

How's the job going?

Best move I ever made in my life thanks - Absolutely love the job, my colleagues and the patients. I see more patients but don't get all the crap admin I had before.

[LDG]

:banghead:

[PGFC]

They were disappointingly polite actually :(
The whole POINT of going there is to giggle at how rude they are, but they weren't. <_<
Food was nice though.

Sweet :bow:
Sour :bow:

Polite? ffs :sulk: see, the countries going to hell in a handcart.

:tiphat: Handy et al.

[MissHandbag]

A jolly good morning to you too et al

[Letters]

You can call me al.

[Letters]

:banghead:

Do go on.

:popcorn:

[IBK]

They were disappointingly polite actually :(
The whole POINT of going there is to giggle at how rude they are, but they weren't. <_<
Food was nice though.

Sweet :bow:
Sour :bow:

I remember going there years back with my sister and a group of her uni friends. They sat us on 2 separate tables with other people. When we asked politely whether we could sit together they kicked us out :lol:. Good times...

[Letters]

I remember going there years back with my sister and a group of her uni friends...



...pics or GTFO.

[IBK]

WWTL@WHL);65415]...pics[/email] or GTFO.

:lol: (...how very dare you!)

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I remember going there years back with my sister and a group of her uni friends. They sat us on 2 separate tables with other people. When we asked politely whether we could sit together they kicked us out :lol:. Good times...

I went there and there was a a father with his young daughter(obviously never been before)

Fathers food comes first. . .then a wait. .father informs the waiter that they are still waiting for his daughters order. . .waiter gestures to the room and screams

'Everyone bloody waiting'

End of

[Xhaka Can’t]

Sweet and sour, Yuk.

Your face...

[MissHandbag]

Your face...

What yuk or sweet and sour?

[Letters]

Two out of three ain't bad.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Whatever doesn't get me in trouble.

[Coney]

Best move I ever made in my life thanks - Absolutely love the job, my colleagues and the patients. I see more patients but don't get all the crap admin I had before.

So no incontinent wrinklies there then?

[Xhaka Can’t]

So no incontinent wrinklies there then?

Why, do you want her to fix you up with one?

[Coney]

Why, do you want her to fix you up with one?

She already turned me down.

[Marc Overmars]

Someone broke his leg at Football tonight.

I feel sick.

[Cripps_orig]

Just got back from work. There was a huge dinner. Vernon Kay was hosting it. Alexandra Burke provided the entertainment. She looked great.

[Master Splinter]

MO's night sounded more fun.

[Marc Overmars]

It really wasn't. Some guy went sprinting through and was caught by a little touch, at that speed it's bound to take you off your stride. Anyway, he fell at that speed right into another lad who's leg took basically all the impact.

Looked horrible. :(

[Syn]

Well i guess that goes some way to balancing the unusual lack of injuries in this international break. Just part and parcel of the game, I'm afraid Moe.It was a 50-50. He was just a little bit too quick for him.An honest challenge, I'm sure.Come on..these things happen - we don't want to turn football into a non-contact sport, do we?The real victim is the guy who challenged him.Someone should send him some flowers...or a case of Stella.

[Flavs]

I fucking hate Fridays!

And children in need can do one as well

[PGFC]

:tiphat:

Oh and Gus Poyet on Talkshite marvellous.

[Letters]

And children in need can do one as well

:gp:

Oh look! The newsreaders are doing Strictly Come Dancing. And now the cast of Corrie are doing the Timewarp


Oh fuck off. :rolleyes:

:ilt:


Ah well. Morning all :tiphat:

Leonardo da Vinci exhibition tonight :cool: (or maybe :geek: )

[Flavs]

Next person dressed as a tart/nurse/vicar/bear asks me for some money i am ging to fucking kick really hard in the nuts and shout "there's you dontation motherfucker"!

[Marc Overmars]

Dress down day at work which is cool.

But yeah, Children In Need is shite.

[Flavs]

I also caught some of that "I'm not quite a celebrity get me out of here" last night. What a load of shite that is, who the fuck are these people and why is wolf from Gladiators pretending to be Fatima Whitbread???

[LDG]

Children in Need? Fuck man. Haven't seen anything of it....but it does seem to be the reason I saw so many people wearing stupid clothes today.

I thought it was my hangover.

Fuck the children! Fuck 'em.

Not in that way, obviously.

Maybe.

Hmmm.

Kids.

[Flavs]

What would be good is if they locked a number of kids in a maze with Gary Glitter and Pete Townsend and you had to bid to get the children escaped before the too kiddy fiddlers catch them

They could call it "Feel or no feel"

[Letters]

Fuck the children! Fuck 'em.

Not in that way, obviously.

You know what the leading cause of paedophilia is, don't you?

Sexy kids.

:shrug:

[Flavs]

Its like when the sun did a count down to that bint from Harry Potters 16th birthday :doh:

Disgraceful behaviour, can you imagine if i had done that?

[Letters]

Its like when the sun did a count down to that bint from Harry Potters 16th birthday :doh:

Disgraceful behaviour, can you imagine if i had done that?

You been watching Sean Lock again? :d

[Flavs]

You been watching Sean Lock again? :d

The bit when he started skipping was awesome tbh

[Letters]

He's a funny bloke. I liked the bit where he said "If I'd done that...I'd probably have ended up on the front page of The Sun!"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XCJ62cJhAPU/SmDu6FPe_EI/AAAAAAAABJk/5MjGlgJ2qXk/s800/2781387351_93b6faa0f5.jpg

The Sun :doh:

[IBK]

I fucking hate Fridays!

And children in need can do one as well

:gp:

Honestly for next year they should just invite everyone in the country to donate a fiver and say that if they collect enough it'll just be normal TV rather than self indulging non-celebrities being so uinfunny it hurts. They would make millions!

[LDG]

Are they wheeling out Terry this year?

And who's the token bimbo doing it with him?

And at what point does Chris Evans take over?

I'm actually going to kill myself.

[IBK]

Two words. Lenny Henry.:threaten: :fury:

[Letters]

Two words. Lenny Henry.:threaten: :fury:

That's Comic Relief isn't it?

Luckily after the Da Vinci exhibition I have "I'm A Celebrity" to watch. Otherwise there would be nothing to do. :cool:

[Flavs]

Two words. Lenny Henry.:threaten: :fury:

He is shite, always was always will be

[IBK]

That's Comic Relief isn't it?

Luckily after the Da Vinci exhibition I have "I'm A Celebrity" to watch. Otherwise there would be nothing to do. :cool:

One and the same to me, mate. Both awful TV dominating torture sessions. :good:

[LDG]

I'm going to DJ and get drunk.

I'll probably get home and see a bit of CiN, and donate £50 'cos "I love everyone, and I'm all amotional".

Fuckin booze.

Costs me all my money :angry:

[IBK]

He is shite, always was always will be

But a unique combination of utter shiteness and unbearable annoyance. He was on the radio a few months back talking about an upcoming tour. Who the FUCK would pay to see Lenny henry on tour. I mean FFS!!!!

[Flavs]

But a unique combination of utter shiteness and unbearable annoyance. He was on the radio a few months back talking about an upcoming tour. Who the FUCK would pay to see Lenny henry on tour. I mean FFS!!!!

Its not just that its the fact the beeb seem to have this rule that he can be the only male black comedian, Stephen K Amos was talking about this at the appolo saying what he really wants as a professional comedian is a sit-com but he has to wait for Lenny Henry to die first

[IBK]

Its not just that its the fact the beeb seem to have this rule that he can be the only male black comedian, Stephen K Amos was talking about this at the appolo saying what he really wants as a professional comedian is a sit-com but he has to wait for Lenny Henry to die first

SKA is far too our there for the beeb. Fuck - I'm feeling angry right now just imagining Lenny Henry's voice. Can you imagine sharing a flat with him - annoying loud fuck - I'd last about 25 minutes before knifing him.

[Letters]

He is shite, always was always will be

(from Extras)

Keith Chegwin (I think): "There are no funny black comedians"

(Ricky Gervais' character) Andy Millman: "What?! There are loads of funny black comedians"

Keith Chegwin: "Name one..."

Andy Millman: "Richard Pryor, ..."

Keith Chegwin: "Name an English one..."

Andy Millman: "er..." *glances at poster on the wall of Lenny Henry, falls silent*

:lol:

[Flavs]

SKA is far too our there for the beeb. Fuck - I'm feeling angry right now just imagining Lenny Henry's voice. Can you imagine sharing a flat with him - annoying loud fuck - I'd last about 25 minutes before knifing him.

Black on black crime :(

Can't we just all get along...

[IBK]

Black on black crime :(

Can't we just all get along...

No we fucking cant. Cunt.

[Letters]

Lenny Henry was funny in the 80's. There. I said it.
But I was about 10 when his series was on so probably thought any old rubbish was funny.

[IBK]

Lenny Henry was funny in the 80's. There. I said it.
But I was about 10 when his series was on so probably thought any old rubbish was funny.

Exactamundo.

[IBK]

Lenny Henry was funny in the 80's. There. I said it.
But I was about 10 when his series was on so probably thought any old rubbish was funny.

Exactamundo. I bet you can even remember Chris Tarrant not being a cunt too?

[Letters]

Exactamundo. I bet you can even remember Chris Tarrant not being a cunt too?

:lol: Just about.

TISWAS :bow:

Bob Carolgees & Spit the Dog :bow:

Sally James ##

[GP]

Lenny Henry was funny in the 80's. There. I said it.
But I was about 10 when his series was on so probably thought any old rubbish was funny.

Chef! was brilliant.



haha lol jk

[Flavs]

Chef! was brilliant.



haha lol jk

Or that film when he was made a white guy

Oh how we laughed...

[Letters]

Katanga! Katanga!

[LDG]

It's funny because he has two first names.

[Flavs]

:doh:

The only good thing about Lenny Henry? He isn't John Fashanu or Kris Akabusi

[Flavs]

It's funny because he has two first names.

I have that and i can assure you that I am not funny

[LDG]

I have that and i can assure you that I am not funny

Your face is though.

[Flavs]

Your face is though.

I'm also fat

[LDG]

I'm also fat

And a cunt.

[LDG]

A fat cunt, with two first names, and a funny face.

Lol!

[LDG]

You're Lenny Henry!

[Flavs]

You're Lenny Henry!

So's your face

[LDG]

Perry, your neutino has arrived!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Chef! was brilliant.



haha lol jk

You came so close to getting cut next month. I don't know what you look like, so I'd have to cut every male in the TPB audience. Fuck it, I don't even know if you're male. You could even be a hermaphrodite. Thank fuck I read on, I haven't got the time to cut everyone.

[Letters]

Pret Choc Bar

:bow:

[IBK]

Sooo yesterday I'm in the kitchen at work and there's a secretary in disgust at the old foodstuffs left in the fridge. Egged on by yours truly she started a clear out of all the weeks old mouldy food. Guess what - I came to make my sandwiches at lunchtime and I realise she's thrown away my Spanish lomo as well - so as I'd already bought my rolls I had to go out shopping...grrrrrr.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Just make yourself a toast sandwich.

[PGFC]

.

[LDG]

I just got one of my team to go and get me lunch.

It's better that way I think.

[Flavs]

Sooo yesterday I'm in the kitchen at work and there's a secretary in disgust at the old foodstuffs left in the fridge. Egged on by yours truly she started a clear out of all the weeks old mouldy food. Guess what - I came to make my sandwiches at lunchtime and I realise she's thrown away my Spanish lomo as well - so as I'd already bought my rolls I had to go out shopping...grrrrrr.

You "Egged" on a secretary? Is that some Negro term for "spaffed"

[PGFC]

I'm sending GW this neutrino ---> . let me know when it arrives please :good:

[Flavs]

I'm sending GW this neutrino ---> . let me know when it arrives please :good:

Yesterday

[LDG]

Perry, your neutrino has arrived!

:gp:

[PGFC]

. :unsure: who threw that?

[IBK]

You "Egged" on a secretary? Is that some Negro term for "spaffed"

:lol: You're obsessed! Anyway, I'm half-caste not full negro!

[Flavs]

:lol: You're obsessed! Anyway, I'm half-caste not full negro!

Bootlegs :rose:

[IBK]

Bootlegs :rose:

Very popular and come cheap?

[Flavs]

Very popular and cum cheap?

and we are back to the egging again

:rolleyes:

[IBK]

and we are back to the egging again

:rolleyes:

Quite. Anyway didn't you know that black men are at it the whole time (comes from them being more closely related to chimps)

[LDG]

Quite. Anyway didn't you know that black men are at it the whole time (comes from them being more closely related to chimps)

Pimps!

[server too busy!]

I just got one of my team to go and get me lunch.

It's better that way I think.

What on earth is your job?

[Xhaka Can’t]

What on earth is your job?

Washing lettuce.

[Letters]

Washing Letters.

Very good he is at it too :good:

[LDG]

Very good he is at it too :good:

Electrolux :bow:

Sorry about the non-bio incident the other week :o

[Letters]

Just mind where you're sticking that loofah next time :angry:

[Cripps_orig]

Shit evening at football today

[Letters]

What bounces and makes kids cry?
My donation cheque to Children in Need.


Went to the Winter Wonderland thing in Hyde Park yesterday. It's basically a massive fairground so is great if you like teenage slags.
And who doesn't?

Morning all :tiphat:

[Flavs]

Went to the Winter Wonderland thing in Hyde Park yesterday. It's basically a massive fairground so is great if you like teenage slags.
And who doesn't?

*goes to google maps and then travelticket.com

[Letters]

:lol:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/nov/20/christmas-adverts-john-lewis

Brooker :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Management seminar finished - :yawn:

3 hour train journey home - anyone know aby goods apps to download to kill time?

[Flavs]

:lol:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/nov/20/christmas-adverts-john-lewis

Brooker :bow:

But i like that advert :(

[Flavs]

Management seminar finished - :yawn:

3 hour train journey home - anyone know aby goods apps to download to kill time?

I know it's a bit radical and "out there" but have you tried...a book?

Them come in paper and everything, no downloading required, no installation or anything

[Flavs]

Although
Given the fuss they were making, the tears they shed, you'd think they were watching footage of shoeless orphans being kicked face-first into a propeller got a LOL from me

[LDG]

Monday's are shite.

Cunt.

[Flavs]

Monday's are shite.

Cunt.
Best day of the week for me, except Thursdays

[Coney]

Although

Given the fuss they were making, the tears they shed, you'd think they were watching footage of shoeless orphans being kicked face-first into a propeller


got a LOL from me

Also......


it's clear to me that the box at the end of the John Lewis ad actually contains the severed head of the family dog, and that this advert is actually a chillingly accurate short film about the yuletide awakening of a psychopath-in-training. In July the dog was butchered with a breadknife: the deranged young assailant has been waiting since then to present his "trophy" to his parents. Those are the facts.

:lol:

[Coney]

Note from a colleague returning after going out to fetch his lunch….

“Would have been quicker but the counter in Morrisons told me they had no chicken legs left, only drumsticks. Then they had to check if I could get the same meal deal with drumsticks as with legs :banghead:
In her 60+ years of existance, I would have thought she had at some point seen a whole roast chicken and worked out where the drumstick comes from...”

[Marc Overmars]

Logistics may have played a part. Should might have wanted to sit down and eat the leg with a knife and fork. Drumsticks are of course smaller and more appropriate to be eaten by hand.

Chicken. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Dont like chicken anymore

[Letters]

Chicken. :bow:

:gp:

[Marc Overmars]

Dont like chicken anymore

Fine

Halal chicken?

[Cripps_orig]

Fine

Halal chicken?:lol:

Any chicken.

When you eat too much of one thing, you grow to dislike it.

Il still eat it but not as much as i used to

[server too busy!]

:lol:

Any chicken.

When you eat too much of one thing, you grow to dislike it.

Il still eat it but not as much as i used to

Does that apply to cock as well?

[IBK]

Does that apply to cock as well?

That is so childish, yet so funny. :lol:

[Flavs]

That is so childish, yet so funny. :lol:

Like your face

[LDG]

What a horrible day.

Tired. Pissed off. And over worked.

What a load of gay.

[Cripps_orig]

Got a text from Chelsea FC asking if i wanted to work there for the home game on 26th

Also got one from West Ham and the Oval

Decided on the Excel Arena though

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I know it's a bit radical and "out there" but have you tried...a book?

Them come in paper and everything, no downloading required, no installation or anything

Finished it on the way to the bloody seminar, had no idea that it was going to take as long as it did. . .thought the few pages I had left were going to be enough!

Could have started it again!

[Flavs]

Finished it on the way to the bloody seminar, had no idea that it was going to take as long as it did. . .thought the few pages I had left were going to be enough!

Could have started it again!

That is the reason i bought a kindle mate, hated having top carry 2 books!

[Marc Overmars]

http://www.pixpow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ball-horse.gif

[Letters]

Yeah, we all miss Eboue :(

[LDG]

Brrrrrr!!!

:cold:

Need to get a new coat!

[Flavs]

2 hours sleep and staring into the abyss of insanity :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Brrrrrr!!!

:cold:

Need to get a new coat!

I bought mine out of season in May, when it was on sale.

Feeling pretty toasty now.

[Flavs]

I got my big thick one out this morning...

[Letters]

:cold:

MrsL had to scrape her car this morning (not a euphemism)
Got my scarf so I don't freeze at Arsenal later :scarf:

[PGFC]

2 hours sleep and staring into the abyss of insanity :bow:

Come on in, it's banging down here...

[Flavs]

Someone had written MONG on my car this morning as well, so offensive and inappropriate, it took me like an hour to lick it off.

[LDG]

I bought mine out of season in May, when it was on sale.

Feeling pretty toasty now.

I saw one about 3 months back. Big black duffle coat which I really wanted. But wanted to spend the money on Booze, Fags, Drugs and Strippers :(

Feeling pretty silly now.

[Flavs]

I saw one about 3 months back. Big black duffle coat which I really wanted. But wanted to spend the money on Booze, Fags, Drugs and Strippers :(

Feeling pretty silly now.

How were the strippers?

[LDG]

How were the strippers?

Naked!

:woohoo:

[Letters]

That's my favourite kind of stripper.

I'm putting you in charge of my stag do. Lads weekend in Amsterdam ftw!

[LDG]

That's my favourite kind of stripper.

I'm putting you in charge of my stag do. Lads weekend in Amsterdam ftw!

Srs?

I'll do it!

Not kidding either.

[Letters]

Roffle. I don't think that's my kind of thing really.

Also.
Mrs L.
Would go.
MENTAL!
:lol:

[Flavs]

Srs?

I'll do it!

Not kidding either.

Due to the nature fo this and a lack of interest on my part, i am out.

[LDG]

Roffle. I don't think that's my kind of thing really.

Also.
Mrs L.
Would go.
MENTAL!
:lol:

:lol:

I still think we need to arrange a piss up.

We can leave you in your underpants, tied to the cannon outside the Emirates with a learner sign on :good:

[Letters]

Sounds great, why wouldn't I want to do that?


:run:

:upset:

[LDG]

Got to find something smart to wear to the races tomorrow.

Do I want to wear a tie? Not really, as do that every sodding day....but how smart is smart when you're in the premier enclosure <_<

[Flavs]

Got to find something smart to wear to the races tomorrow.

Do I want to wear a tie? Not really, as do that every sodding day....but how smart is smart when you're in the premier enclosure <_<

You will need a tie sunshine

[Xhaka Can’t]

:cold:

MrsL had to scrape her car this morning (not a euphemism)
Got my scarf so I don't freeze at Arsenal later :scarf:

I like to think I have a pretty warped mind. Although you say it is not a euphemism, what could that possibly be construed as a euphemism for?

Also, look out for me on the news tomorrow!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Roffle. I don't think that's my kind of thing really.

Also.
Mrs L.
Would go.
MENTAL!
:lol:

She doesn't need to know. Tell her we're going to Lourdes.















To fuck some Nuns,

[Flavs]

I like to think I have a pretty warped mind. Although you say it is not a euphemism, what could that possibly be construed as a euphemism for?

Also, look out for me on the news tomorrow!

cleaning her fanny out?

Why what you done?

[Xhaka Can’t]

That was one of the options I considered. But fanny and car don't seem to have an obvious link.

[Flavs]

That was one of the options I considered. But fanny and car don't seem to have an obvious link.

some look like the bonnet of a VW beetle when in tight trousers.

[LDG]

That was one of the options I considered. But fanny and car don't seem to have an obvious link.

Maybe it's an extension of her penis?

[Flavs]

So
fucking
bored

[Cripps_orig]

Will prob be meeting Jeremy Clarkson, That Hammond dude and whoever that 3rd Pub Teamer is over the next few days

yay

[PGFC]

I like to think I have a pretty warped mind. Although you say it is not a euphemism, what could that possibly be construed as a euphemism for?

Also, look out for me on the news tomorrow!

Are you going to fall off your bike again?

[LDG]

Is that a euphemism?

[PGFC]

Is that a euphemism?

Yes, of course it is, for falling off his bike :good:

[LDG]

Yes, of course it is, for falling off his bike :good:

I told him not to go back on the booze :sulk:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I told him not to go back on the booze :sulk:

I doubt you have ever uttered those words in your life.

[Flavs]

:wave:

Group winners and first English team through :bow:

Wenger :bow:

Fakeyank :pal:

[PGFC]

:tiphat:

I think the campaign to keep AVB at Chavski should start here...

[Flavs]

I am all for it personally, i think he is doing a great job

[Marc Overmars]

Agent AVB. :bow:

[Flavs]

At home to Wolves and away at Newcastle next up for the chavski

2 wins and its all tits and giggles again, anything less and he will be signing on by xmas.

[server too busy!]

Its interesting how Zim has disappeared since we started winning....

[Flavs]

Its interesting how Zim has disappeared since we started winning....

Indeed, everyone's a winner then

[PGFC]

"There's never Zimm when we're winning,
There's never Zimm when we're winning..." :music:

[Flavs]

"There's never Zimm when we're winning,
There's never Zimm when we're winning..." :music:

:lol:

[Letters]

Zimm :pal:

Wenger's making him and his little troupe of whiners look like a right bunch of cock gobblers.


I mean that with the greatest respect, obviously.

[GP]

:haha:

[Flavs]

we will go above the scouse this weekend as well. I exopect the Toon to fall away now as well.

Top 4 this season of Manc 1, Manc 2, Norf Landan 3, Norf Landan 4.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

the Spurs half trailing behind the red and white half. . .

[Coney]

we will go above the scouse this weekend as well. I exopect the Toon to fall away now as well.

Top 4 this season of Manc 1, Manc 2, Norf Landan 3, Norf Landan 4.

What - citeh in the top two even after their manager is sacked for not getting past the CL group stage?

[Letters]

Excellent news, Coney!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15869130


Sir Bruce Forsyth is to return to the London stage next year for the first time in more than a decade, to celebrate 70 years in showbusiness.

The 83-year-old Strictly Come Dancing host will perform for one night only at the Royal Albert Hall on 3 May 2012.

"I can't believe it's been such a long time since I last did what I love best - working to a live theatre audience," Sir Bruce said.

The show, Bruce Forsyth - Bruce Live, will be a mixture of comedy and music.


:ilt:

[GP]

You should buy tickets.

Cos then he might finally die.

[Master Splinter]

Why does Coney hate Brucey?

Were they playground rivals?

[PGFC]

Why does Coney hate Brucey?

Were they playground rivals?

Brucey never behaved when Coney was babysitting him.

[Marc Overmars]

It's funny coz he's old.

[Flavs]

Oh fuck off friday!

:wwf:

[Coney]

Why does Coney hate Brucey?

Were they playground rivals?

No -it is much simpler. He is a talentless wanker who should have retired years ago - preferably before he even started - and what pisses me off more is the media fawning over the tosser. Plus his grovelling gratitude at getting a knighthood from Her Majesty. And his fawning grovelling with Sammy Davis Junior which I saw in the late 60's which was the first time (of many) where he made me vomit.

But apart from that, I'm sure he is a nice guy.

[Flavs]

Actually he has a reputation off screen for being a cunt, which is quite consistent with his on screen persona.


He's also fat

[Marc Overmars]

Friday. :bow:

Payday. :bow:

Beerday. :bow:

Curryday. :bow:

[Letters]

No -it is much simpler. He is a talentless

Whoa there...

Now I don't like him much (although the first time he presented HIGNFY was bloody funny) but he's not talentless.
The stuff on Strictly is pretty cringe-making though. Even MrsL, who makes me watch it, skips his 'jokes' if we've Sky+'d it.

[LDG]

Friday. :bow:

Payday. :bow:

Beerday. :bow:

Curryday. :bow:

Very :gp:

[Letters]

Also. I'm off next week.

:cool:

:dance:

:wave:

[LDG]

I might be off this afternoon.

Too much Grolsh at the races yesterday!

[Coney]

Whoa there...

Now I don't like him much (although the first time he presented HIGNFY was bloody funny) but he's not talentless.
The stuff on Strictly is pretty cringe-making though. Even MrsL, who makes me watch it, skips his 'jokes' if we've Sky+'d it.

Nope - HIGNFY was also not funny (IMNSHO).

As for the rest of what you wrote - QED as far as I am concerned.

[Flavs]

Nope - HIGNFY was also not funny (IMNSHO).

As for the rest of what you wrote - QED as far as I am concerned.

The cruise ship you mean?

[LDG]

http://www.inspirationgreen.com/earthbag-construction.html

Star Wars homes :bow:

I want one!

[Master Splinter]

No -it is much simpler. He is a talentless wanker who should have retired years ago - preferably before he even started - and what pisses me off more is the media fawning over the tosser. Plus his grovelling gratitude at getting a knighthood from Her Majesty. And his fawning grovelling with Sammy Davis Junior which I saw in the late 60's which was the first time (of many) where he made me vomit.

But apart from that, I'm sure he is a nice guy.

I can't disagree.

Although I wasn't around when you were managing him during his one-man Civil War reenactment at the Theatre Royal in 1865.

Heard that was well-reviewed.

[Nozza!]

No -it is much simpler. He is a talentless wanker who should have retired years ago - preferably before he even started - and what pisses me off more is the media fawning over the tosser. Plus his grovelling gratitude at getting a knighthood from Her Majesty. And his fawning grovelling with Sammy Davis Junior which I saw in the late 60's which was the first time (of many) where he made me vomit.

But apart from that, I'm sure he is a nice guy.

Oi, mush, he has his name in a bigger font than his dog's on his dog's gravestone...why won't he just fuck off? Self important cunt...

[Coney]

I can't disagree.

Although I wasn't around when you were managing him during his one-man Civil War reenactment at the Theatre Royal in 1865.

Heard that was well-reviewed.

He just wouldn't listen. I told him not to do Letter's jokes. :(

[Cripps_orig]

Saw Top Gear Live at work. Got in free.

Shit load of cars, few celebs. Pretty boring.

Bar seeing a Pop Legend :bow:

[PGFC]

Oi, mush, he has his name in a bigger font than his dog's on his dog's gravestone...why won't he just fuck off? Self important cunt...

He does, but he keeps coming back :good:

[LDG]

:cold:

Coldest day so far this winter. Brrrr.

Fuckin Monday.

[GP]

4 days left in this job.

I'm now in full-on 'don't give a shit' mode.

Printing everything in Comic Sans.

[Xhaka Can’t]

4 days left in this job.

I'm now in full-on 'don't give a shit' mode.

Printing everything in Comic Sans.

Apart from the Comic Sans, how will anyone be able to tell?

[GP]

Apart from the Comic Sans, how will anyone be able to tell?
I'm not flushing the toilets either.

[Cripps_orig]

Mondays :bow: After doing 40+ hours in 4 days, monday couldn't come quick enough and here it is :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

I'm already zoning out for Christmas tbh.

Amsterdam weekend in a couple of weeks though. :dance:

[PGFC]

:cold: Don't like it.

[Ollie the Optimist]

mental week so far, fit up for panto all day yesterday, up at half 6 to start again this morning, two hours off and back in tonight. next three days up at half 6 to continue fit up, go to uni at 9 until 5 and back to theatre for half 5 to ten. mental week but i love it :dance:

wheres teh red bull

[milla]

Did anyone follow Republican GOP for 2012 US presidential election? So many warmongers on the stage, after all these years in Iraq and Afganistan, they still want another war. :coffee:

[Syn]

Amsterdam weekend in a couple of weeks though. :dance:

:gp:

Best place in Europe. And therefore the world.

[Letters]

Had lunch with my dad, aunt and cousin earlier.
Cousin's husband is off playing golf this morning with Alan Smith <_<
Apparently they live quite close and have kids at the same school so the two families know each other quite well.


I think that makes me famous :unsure:

:trophy:

[Cripps_orig]

Had lunch with my dad, aunt and cousin earlier.
Cousin's husband is off playing golf this morning with Alan Smith <_<
Apparently they live quite close and have kids at the same school so the two families know each other quite well.


I think that makes me famous :unsure:

:trophy:

Expect a call from Celeb BB within the hour

[Xhaka Can’t]

In our your dreams.

[LDG]

Using a new deaodorant today.

Smells nice.

That is all.

[Marc Overmars]

Pesky kids loitering around everywhere today.

Teachers. :rolleyes:

[LDG]

Pesky kids loitering around everywhere today.

Teachers. :rolleyes:

Ahhh. That's why the roads were so clear this morning, and the buses came on time.

Fuckin Teachers. 13 weeks holiday a year :haha:

[LDG]

Tickets to the Boxing Day game :bow:

Festive drinkies anyone? :popcorn:

[Marc Overmars]

Is that QPR this year?

My dad always gets us tickets to the Boxing Day game if we're playing at home, it's pretty much a tradition.

Football at Christmas. :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Ahhh. That's why the roads were so clear this morning, and the buses came on time.

Fuckin Teachers. 13 weeks holiday a year :haha:

Yeah, but a shitload of kids for 39 weeks a year.

Teachers :pal:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Tickets to the Boxing Day game :bow:

Festive drinkies anyone? :popcorn:

Sure!!!

Fancy a change and meeting for drinks at the Zetland?

[Letters]

Tickets to the Boxing Day game :bow:

Festive drinkies anyone? :popcorn:

Mmmmaybe. Not sure. Will be coming back from MrsL's on Boxing Day with dad so not quite sure what we're doing.

[Syn]

I must've been using it for a year (or since the changes were made) but I've only just realised how annoying Google 'instant search' or whatever it's called is...when you type what you want to search, it starts finding results before you've even finished what you're searching for. Quite often, I'm thinking about what I want to search and it searches what I've type so far and as I type more it freezes and it's all just a bit rubbish. An hour in to the 'old' google and my quality of life has already improved a great deal. Don't suffer in silence.

[LDG]

Sure!!!

Fancy a change and meeting for drinks at the Zetland?

:unsure:

[Marc Overmars]

I must've been using it for a year (or since the changes were made) but I've only just realised how annoying Google 'instant search' or whatever it's called is...when you type what you want to search, it starts finding results before you've even finished what you're searching for. Quite often, I'm thinking about what I want to search and it searches what I've type so far and as I type more it freezes and it's all just a bit rubbish. An hour in to the 'old' google and my quality of life has already improved a great deal. Don't suffer in silence.

I hear you brother. Got rid of that feature as soon as it was released.

[LDG]

Mmmmaybe. Not sure. Will be coming back from MrsL's on Boxing Day with dad so not quite sure what we're doing.

Aww well. Will be up for the Everton game next week, so drinkies before :beer:

[Xhaka Can’t]

:unsure:

Oh, I take it you didn't mean the Hudderfield v Chesterfield Boxing Day fixture?

That is the one I'm going to be at.

[LDG]

Oh, I take it you didn't mean the Hudderfield v Chesterfield Boxing Day fixture?

That is the one I'm going to be at.

Lol.

Erm.

No.

Will be taking my lady to her first Arsenal game :pal:

[Letters]

Taking her up the arse, you could say.
Although I guess that wouldn't be the first time


:run:

[Flavs]

Taking her up the arse, you could say.
Although I guess that wouldn't be the first time


:run:

I was going to point out the missed opportunity for that joke but i knew you would be around here somewhere

[LDG]

Taking her up the arse, you could say.
Although I guess that wouldn't be the first time


:run:


Haha!!!!!!!!!Lol.

[Letters]

I was going to point out the missed opportunity for that joke but i knew you would be around here somewhere

I'm actually going out in a bit, can you take over till next week?
Thanks.

[Flavs]

yep no worries.

"So my wife didn't believe her when i said i could make a car from Spaghetti...you should of seen her face when i drove past her"

[Xhaka Can’t]

Lol.

Erm.

No.

Will be taking my lady to her first Arsenal game :pal:

Hope it is a good one!

[Letters]

yep no worries.

"So my wife didn't believe her when i said i could make a car from Spaghetti...you should of seen her face when i drove past her"

:lol: That's the spirit.

Right, I'm outta here. Bye :wave:

[LDG]

yep no worries.

"So my wife didn't believe her when i said i could make a car from Spaghetti...you should of seen her face when i drove past her"

:crying:

[LDG]

:lol: That's the spirit.

Right, I'm outta here. Bye :wave:

:wave:

Have fun.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

[Flavs]

"I used to work in a factory that made clown shoes...it was no small feat"...

[LDG]

:angry:

[Flavs]

Tough crowd

[PGFC]

:tiphat:

Had the morning off and worked harder than I normally do, housework <_< oh and Frimpong :bow:

[Flavs]

oh and Frimpong :bow:

:goodpost:

[Marc Overmars]

1st December. :bow:

[LDG]

Christmas Names :bow:

Christmas Smilies :bow:

[Flavs]

If i don't get some sleep soon i can feel another Columbine moment coming on :angry:

:arry:

[LDG]

On the forum homepage, it says "welcome to the goonersweb"

Shocking from jofnn tbf.

[Marc Overmars]

Started to build up my stash of booze for the party season today.

Famous Grouse £12 at Asda tbf.

Supermarket discounts fuelling booze Britain. :bow:

[Coney]

On the forum homepage, it says "welcome to the goonersweb"

Shocking from jofnn tbf.

Well, it is the Arsenal.

[Xhaka Can’t]

On the forum homepage, it says "welcome to the goonersweb"

Shocking from jofnn tbf.

I go see The Arsenal

[Letters]

On the forum homepage, it says "welcome to the goonersweb"

Shocking from jofnn tbf.

Facebook started as 'The Facebook' and look where they are now.
We're 2% away I tell ya.

Morning all.

:cold:

[Flavs]

I take it up The Arsenal

FYP

[LDG]

Brrrrrrrr :cold:

Four day week though :dance:

Panto on Wednesday :doh:

[Flavs]

Surgery tomorrow and then working from home the rest of the week :dance:

[LDG]

Surgery tomorrow and then working from home the rest of the week :dance:

New face for Christmas :bow:

[Flavs]

New face for Christmas :bow:

:(

[Marc Overmars]

:cold:

Didn't even manage my morning cuppa today as I woke up late. Gah.

[Letters]

Panto on Wednesday :doh:

:lol:

Last one I went to was in Aylesbury and the 'star' was the little blond one from 'Allo 'Allo :doh:
It was about a third full but actually wasn't bad in the end.

[LDG]

:yawn:

Can't be bothered today.

Mind you, got so much on, can't afford to be lazy....meh. Fuck it. Soon be Christmas :dance:

[Letters]

I'm currently in my pre-Christmas panic. Not done any cards or bought any presents yet and there aren't many days left when I'm free.
Like Christmas when it gets here but the buildup stresses me :(

[Flavs]

I'm currently in my pre-Christmas panic. Not done any cards or bought any presents yet and there aren't many days left when I'm free.
Like Christmas when it gets here but the buildup stresses me :(

oh man the fuck up

[Coney]

:lol:

Last one I went to was in Aylesbury and the 'star' was the little blond one from 'Allo 'Allo :doh:
It was about a third full but actually wasn't bad in the end.

Oh yes it was.

[Letters]

oh man the fuck up

No :upset:

[Letters]

Oh yes it was.

:lol: well, wasn't as bad as I feared it might be.

[Marc Overmars]

Snowing in Scotland apparently. Won't be long until it filters it's way to us.

[Syn]

Snowing in Scotland apparently. Won't be long until it filters it's way to us.

Even though I know it'll only be pretty (bit gay?) for about 2 minutes and then it'll be annoying....I'm kinda looking forward to it.

[Marc Overmars]

First snow of the season is always fun. Started to grate a lot these last couple of years though, given how harsh the winters have been.

Last year I ended up walking everywhere because it was utterly pointless to drive. Got to places quicker as well.

[LDG]

Not sure we'll be getting any this side of Christmas though. Long range forecast is for unsettled shite.

Mind you. Can't stand it being too cold anymore. Especially with cold wind. Means I have to gym it rather than road run...can't stand the gym.

[Flavs]

if it could just hang on until i have got tomorrow out the way that would be splendid

[PGFC]

Snap, i've got to drive to Leicester tomorrow at stupid o'clock in the morning, so no snow for me please :tiphat: