"Currants Bw..."

[Flavs]

Leg Surgery at 1 should be home for 7/8 if it can hold off then splendid

[Xhaka Can’t]

Oh god I feel shit. Please let this day end.

[Coney]

Ordered snow chains yesterday.

[Letters]

Kinky.


Also. Jing :bow:

[LDG]

Oh god I feel shit. Please let this day end.

:gp:

Fuckers in the office keep coming in with illness. Got a shitty cough now.

Don't mind it when you can just hock up loads of crap from your lungs, but when it's wheezy, dry and hurts, it's horrid.

They're ill ALL THE TIME in my part of the building. I manage to dodge most of it. Feeling fit as a fiddle at the moment, then these cunts come in sneezing and coughing.

[Xhaka Can’t]

:gp:

Fuckers in the office keep coming in with illness. Got a shitty cough now.

Don't mind it when you can just hock up loads of crap from your lungs, but when it's wheezy, dry and hurts, it's horrid.

They're ill ALL THE TIME in my part of the building. I manage to dodge most of it. Feeling fit as a fiddle at the moment, then these cunts come in sneezing and coughing.

I caught my illness in the pub. Damn those bar staff to hell!

[Coney]

Bakewell Tart :bow:

[Letters]

:haha:

Sorry Coney, I just edited your post instead of replying :lol:


:getcoat:

[Master Splinter]

Snow last night.

Snow :bow:.

People who haven't had any snow yet :pal:.

[Coney]

:haha:

Sorry Coney, I just edited your post instead of replying :lol:


:getcoat:

np - Can't remember what I'd posted, tbh. Was it my usual brilliant standard? :unsure:

[Letters]

Oh yes, it was definitely the same standard as usual...

;)

[Coney]

Oh yes, it was definitely the same standard as usual...

;)

Oh yeah - that one. I remember now. :p

[Letters]

Brr :cool:

[Letters]

I mean :cold:

:doh:

[LDG]

Boiling :cold:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Forgot my nephews birthday, blame my mum cos she forgot to add it to the calendar she sends every year. . . . .forgetful mums :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

:cold:

If I leave the heating on all night I can't sleep because it's too hot, if I switch them off I wake up half way through the night freezing my nuts off. Decisions, decisions.

[LDG]

:cold:

If I leave the heating on all night I can't sleep because it's too hot, if I switch them off I wake up half way through the night freezing my nuts off. Decisions, decisions.

I love it when it's ice cold outside the bed, as I can't stand being hot when I sleep.

Problem comes when you need a pee when you first wake up, and can't find a t-shirt in the dark. And subsequently, can't find your own penis.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I never have the heat on when I go to bed. The cooler it is, the better I sleep.

[Letters]

my feet get cold :(

[LDG]

my feet get cold :(

How in the hell!?11!?

[Letters]

What? When it's cold like this my feet take ages to warm up. :(
Sometimes I leave my socks on in bed till it's warmer.

[LDG]

I just meant that it's highly unlikely that your feet stick out the end of the bed. Unlike mine.

[Letters]

They don't. They get cold under the covers when i first get in. It's not such a difficult concept, I don't have an electric blanket or owt and till my body heat has warmed it up it's quite cold when I first get into bed.

Also, unless you sleep in a child's bed I seriously doubt your feet stick out the end. You're not that tall!

[LDG]

:lol:

My feet do stick out the end of the bed. It's a normal double bed.

[Letters]

How tall are you? :unsure:

Wiki (and who am I to argue with them?) reckons that a double bed is 6' 3" long.

[IBK]

I'm 6'3 - and the issue is that you don't sleep with your head against the headboard - so your feet can easily stick out...

[LDG]

I'm 6' 1''.

But you point your toes out when you lie down (on your front), don't you? And also I don't sleep with my head against the backboard....

[LDG]

Yeah. what Sub said <_<

[Letters]

Oh I see.



:pal:

:d

[LDG]

I have big bed cushions which go on the floor at the end of the bed when I sleep. So I just tuck my little piggies behind one of them :d

[Cripps_orig]

Just wear socks

[LDG]

Just wear socks

Not good for entertaining, socks in bed.

[Chrissie]

I'm craving a bacon sarnie :(

[Letters]

You should come to our work canteen in the morning then!

Have to say the bacon is a bit dry though, was still pretty good this morning but I've had better.

[Chrissie]

I'm doing this veggie diet though until 1st Jan. Tough going today.

[Letters]

Wow. Good luck with that! I wouldn't last 5 minutes.

[Chrissie]

Well it's a sponsored meat free diet and I've raise almost £200 now. Roll on 1 Jan! Turkey :bow:

[Letters]

Milder today.

Going to see Penn and Teller later.

:dance:

[LDG]

Dot a dold :(

And have to go to the panto tonight :ilt:

[Letters]

:lol:

I know this will be a stretch for you but if you get a bit drunk you'll probably quite enjoy it.

[LDG]

:lol:

I know this will be a stretch for you but if you get a bit drunk you'll probably quite enjoy it.

I have to be up early tomorrow as leaving work early for London tomorrow night. No drinkies for me. I'll just cough all the way through it. That'll at least provide me with a bit of satisfaction :)

[Coney]

:lol:

I know this will be a stretch for you but if you get a bit drunk you'll probably quite enjoy it.

Oh no he won't

[LDG]

First time in months I've been bored to utter fuck at work.

Finally caught up with stuff, so I can piss about on here.....and this is just a boring.

FFS

[Letters]

Well I'm sorry I'm not entertaining enough for you <_<
Maybe you could get our marketing manager's arse in gear so we can get some new posters :p


Also, is it Friday yet? :(

[Marc Overmars]

Is it 5 yet? <_<

The Dam this weekend though. :dance:

[Letters]

Yes it is.


Trying to convince MrsL we should go see Status Quo on Sunday. It's not working :(

[Marc Overmars]

Just tried some mulled wine for the first time.

Yuck.

[tigerthesmurf85]

I hate Mulled Wine. And Mince Pies.

[Coney]

Yes it is.


Trying to convince MrsL we should go see Status Quo on Sunday. It's not working :(

Good for MrsL. She clearly has a brain.

[Letters]

Good for MrsL. She clearly has a brain.

http://www.angryblacklady.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ABL-how-about-a-nice-cup-of-shut-the-fuck-up.jpg

:good:

[Letters]

Penn :bow:
Teller :bow:
Stephen Fry :bow:

All kinds of awesome last night. Didn't know Stephen Fry was going to be there but it was sort of a conversation between him and Pen and Teller (yes, including Teller who did talk!) about their careers and magic. Really interesting and interspersed with some of their tricks.

And came home to the news of the Manc's double failure in the CL. lol, as the kids are saying.

[LDG]

Panto wasn't too bad actually. Made all the better for the amateur production; Would have been boring if it had been a proper big one.

Lots of pauses where lines were lost, and lots of fuck ups. Bit like Acorn Antiques.

Shame I ruined it for eveyone else by coughing throughout.

Thursday :dance:

Day off tomorrow :dance:

The Vaccines tonight :doh:

[Letters]

Who? :unsure:

[LDG]

Who? :unsure:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9cC8gqj7OE

Pop band.

They're not too bad for a bit of fun, tbh. Nothing ground breaking....but I'll be pissed, so will probabaly end up singing along.

[Letters]

Sounds OK.

I have a church meeting :cool:


Me :pal:

[Letters]

I want one of these

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Jetpack_lets_man_swim_like_dolphin

[LDG]

I want one of these

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Jetpack_lets_man_swim_like_dolphin

Easier to get a Vindaloo at CK's place, I reckon.

[Letters]

Friday :dance:

:cold: out there today, nice and bright though.

[Letters]

Someone just added me (or tried to) on FB merely because we've got the same name.
Looked at his profile and he has 7 friends, all with the same name.

:doh:

*rejects*

[PGFC]

*rejects*

indeed.

:tiphat: Friday :patrice:

[LDG]

Friday :bow:Beer day :bow:Day off :bow:

[Letters]

<_<

Still. Nearly there.

:dance:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Got a mate going back to tge States, having a bit of a farewell party at a Chicago pizza restaurant. . .

One slice is like three quarters of persons daily calorie intake !

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yeah, me and a buddy in Calgary usually order one from Chicago Deep Deep Deep Pizza Co. and one of those bad boys does us for that night, a couple of breakfasts and lunches at the ski hill.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Bought my new born son an Arsenal rubber duck and face towel. . . .shop didnt sell any bsby clothes though

Arsenak getting money out of me. . . .even though I'm a million miles away!

[LDG]

Need my Monday run. Still struggling after my drinking exploits on Saturday.

:(

[Letters]

I have to drop a dress size before Christmas :(

*pop*

Playing football tonight which should help a bit.

[LDG]

Aye. Had Dominos yesterday, as felt so awful....

Just had a Christmas reception at the charity we help out. :(

Veggie Soup tonight I think.

[GP]

Spreadsheets :bow:

:ilt:

[LDG]

Depends what MS Office you're using.....

Window's 7 version is fucking awful :(

[GP]

Yeah it's Office 2010.

They moved everything :angry:

[GP]

Oh wait, that's better

[dazthegooner]

Afternoon all :tiphat:

[GP]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/gamesatwork2.png

[LDG]

COMIC SAAAAAANNNNS

[LDG]

Week off the piss this week I reckon.

Get nice and fit and healthy, ready to ruin myself next week :dance:

[Letters]

Yeah it's Office 2010.

They moved everything :angry:

Don't even get me started.

IIS in Vista :doh:

:geek:

[Letters]

Wow! Last night was pretty horrible. Lashing wind and rain :upset:

Strangely calm and bright today.

Christmas shopping tonight :ilt:

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah I woke up in the middle of the night and it was pretty bad, saw a knocked over tree on my way to work!

12 days to go. :dance:

[Letters]

Bumhug <_<

If I can get most of my shopping done tonight and finish off my Christmas Cards then maybe I'll feel a little less stressed and a little more Christmassy.

[PGFC]

:tiphat: Morning

Wild niight last night, shame it was only the weather...

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Had a dream that I found Princess Diana dead in her living room and she looked like Meg Ryan. . WTF

[Letters]

Ordered 3 of the presents from Play.com and reserved a 4th from Argos.
Internet :bow:

:tree:

[PGFC]

Ordered 3 of the presents from Play.com and reserved a 4th from Argos.
Internet :bow:

:tree:

I hear Mary Portas is going to single you out later as the killer of the High Street, hope you're pleased with yourself :sulk:

[Marc Overmars]

Ordered 3 of the presents from Play.com and reserved a 4th from Argos.
Internet :bow:

:tree:

What did you get Mrs Letters?

[Letters]

I've ordered a print of her favourite photo of us which I'll get framed and a personalised calendar of us with photos of us for each month and some dates marked next year like our wedding and a few concerts I've got us tickets to (had an email saying the first of those is on its way, nervously awaiting an email saying the 2nd is en route, ordered it a couple of weeks ago so should get here in time :unsure:
Might get her a necklace as hers is broken.

[GP]

Pearl?


lol

[LDG]

:lol:

Dunno what I'm getting my missus.

Can't be arsed to look either.

Will have a look round the shops before the pub on Christmas Eve.

[Letters]

Pearl?


lol

No, nothing that expensive

:wuf:

[Marc Overmars]

Bit of snow here, although it's the shite ass kind where it's mixed with rain.

[LDG]

Yeah I woke up in the middle of the night and it was pretty bad, saw a knocked over tree on my way to work!



More storms on the way tomorrow and thursday :(

[Letters]

I don't mind them if you're inside and it's toasty and warm, rubbish if you have to go in them though.

[LDG]

Was out running in it last night....

Certainly did an extra few miles running into that wind :o

[Letters]

Played football last night (badly) but luckily it was before the real nasty weather started.

Also:

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/12/11/%E2%80%98cannonball%E2%80%99-by-damien-rice-found-murdered-by-x-factor-winner/

roffle.

[LDG]

I actually managed to avoid every single show of X-Factor. Not one glipse. Didn't read one bit of news, didn't know any of the names.

I feell quite proud of myself.

[Letters]

:lol: Comic Saaaaans!

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/12/11/chat-room-member-wins-argument-with-strategic-use-of-caps-lock/

[LDG]

:lol: Comic Saaaaans!

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/12/11/chat-room-member-wins-argument-with-strategic-use-of-caps-lock/

What, like when Arsene Wenger decides not to spend in January?

[Letters]

I'll blame the board

:patrice:

[dazthegooner]

Im bored I need a job qickly :(

[Letters]

You should spend all day posting on here in the meantime :sulk:

[dazthegooner]

Yeah i would but its supposed to be a happy time if year and your all mean to each other :sulk:

[LDG]

Are we fuck!

[dazthegooner]

Shut it ploppy pants ;) (ooh i could get good ath this lark too) :)

[dazthegooner]

Hey guys you should go onto Google and type 'define english person' interesting results w :)

[Xhaka Can’t]

I actually managed to avoid every single show of X-Factor. Not one glipse. Didn't read one bit of news, didn't know any of the names.

I feell quite proud of myself.

Buzz says 'Snap'!

[Flavs]

Aii


:unsure:



Hello?


:(


*wanders off

[dazthegooner]

Morning :tiphat:

[Flavs]

Well hello there little man, how the devil is one?

[PGFC]

:tiphat: Morning

[Flavs]

:tiphat: Morning

Well hello there big man, how the devil is one?

[dazthegooner]

Well hello there little man, how the devil is one?

Say say had a few fits recently at first they said it was drinking too much so I calmed right down to hardly any at all had another last night so going to request an ECG because my mum have a brain tumer (though its non malignant).

But other than fine...

[Letters]

It's "so so".

And :hug: , hope you're OK. No homo.

Morning all. Brr! :cold:

[LDG]

:wave:

Falvs...how did the op go? (No homo)

[PGFC]

Well hello there big man, how the devil is one?

One is very well thanks :d you still in support hose then?

[Flavs]

:wave:

Falvs...how did the op go? (No homo)

Lets just say it could have gone better

Sorry to hear that Daz :hug:

[Flavs]

One is very well thanks :d you still in support hose then?

:lol: yeah

[Letters]

It's nice to know the hoes are being supportive although slightly disrespectful to call your lady that :sulk:

[LDG]

I need a shit.

[Flavs]

I need a shit.

That was ticked off the to do list at 7.08am although i have been up since 4 so my time management isn't quite as good as it first appeared

[Letters]

Don't let us stop you.

Also, talking of little shits

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-schoolgirl-threatens-to-kill-santa-claus-if-he-doesnt-bring-the-right-presents

:threaten:

[Flavs]

Don't let us stop you.

Also, talking of little shits

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-schoolgirl-threatens-to-kill-santa-claus-if-he-doesnt-bring-the-right-presents

:threaten:

oh man if i could find out where she lived i would dress up like Santa and go round and fuck her shit up so bad. I would shove my foot so far up her ass she would be shitting big black boots until next Christmas....

[LDG]

Don't let us stop you.

Also, talking of little shits

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-schoolgirl-threatens-to-kill-santa-claus-if-he-doesnt-bring-the-right-presents

:threaten:


:o

Hopefully she dies in a horrific and ironic accident, run over by a sledge.

[Flavs]

:o

Hopefully she dies in a horrific and ironic accident, run over by a sledge.

Gored by a rogue Reindeer?

[LDG]

Gored by a rogue Reindeer?

:good:

That as well.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I need a shit.

Buzz says hi!

[Marc Overmars]

:cold:

Soup for lunch.

Soup. :bow:

[Letters]

Buzz says hi!

Number 2 again...


Christmas lunch today :bow:
In the canteen so they'll probably balls it up but enough gravy should salvage it.

[Coney]

Don't let us stop you.

Also, talking of little shits

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-schoolgirl-threatens-to-kill-santa-claus-if-he-doesnt-bring-the-right-presents

:threaten:

No problem with threatening Santa, but the fact that she wants Justin Bieber is enough for me to think she should be executed in front of her family put down.

[Master Splinter]

'The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa,’ said Mrs Austin, 40.

:haha:

[dazthegooner]

Just read on Yahoo news that Scotland may join the Euro if they break away from Britain... Well good luck with that its been a great success so far :)

[Letters]

Christmas Lunch :bow:

:tree:

*burp*

:)

[Flavs]

Christmas Lunch :bow:

:tree:

*burp*

:)

Sprouts?

[Letters]

No. Of all the greens, sprouts are the greenest :sick:

[Marc Overmars]

WTF?

Sprouts with some butter, bit of salt and pepper. om nom nom nom.

[Flavs]

No. Of all the greens, sprouts are the greenest :sick:

Oh no, I meant your hair

[Letters]

:lol:

<_<

Yes, but not on my head.

[LDG]

WTF?

Sprouts with some butter, bit of salt and pepper. om nom nom nom.

:gp:

Having some in my homemade curry tonight.

That should keep the hearth warm tonight.

[Flavs]

:gp:

Having some in my homemade curry tonight.

That should keep the hearth warm tonight.
Sprout curry? You bad bad man

[Cripps_orig]

Been invited to my first ever Xmas party tomorrow.

Its a work thing. Theres an award show going on apparently. Hope i win one

[Letters]

There's one for the whole building here on Friday but I can't go as we've got a carol service at church.
The one for our team is on Tuesday. There's a quiz which is good, I like quizzes I do.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Best debater! :bow:

[Letters]

:tree:

[Marc Overmars]

Christmas can GTFO for the time being tbh.

[Letters]

That is generally my attitude until I've broken the back of the shopping but I have now so I stand by my :tree:

Nervously awaiting one of MrsL's presents which I was expecting by now :unsure: , got pretty much everything else though.

[LDG]

Don't let us stop you.

Also, talking of little shits

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-schoolgirl-threatens-to-kill-santa-claus-if-he-doesnt-bring-the-right-presents

:threaten:

13 yaer old School girl threatens to kill santa


Christmas letters to Santa asking for a new bike or toy are usually endearing notes penned by wide-eyed innocent children.


But Mekeeda Austin has warned Father Christmas that he will be ‘killed’ if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of gifts – including a BlackBerry smartphone and ‘the real-life Justin Bieber’.


The 13-year-old goes even further and threatens to ‘hunt down’ Old Nick’s reindeer so she can ‘cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day’.


Her mother, Tracey, from Brickhill, Bedford, found the note – which ends ‘Remember… two of these, or you die’ – in Mekeeda’s school bag but has vowed to try to meet her daughter’s demands rather than punish her.


‘When I first found the letter, I thought it was funny. Now I think I’d better get her what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa,’ said Mrs Austin, 40.


And the demanding Mekeeda added: ‘I don’t really believe in Santa any more but I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year.


‘I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.’



Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-...#ixzz1gbgtpZO0


The daughther needs a slap for being a brat and the mother needs a slap for encouraging that behaviour.

[dazthegooner]

Well if you think about it she says she Doesn't believing Santa anymore but still wants to kill him... So if you think about it it's an indrect threat to her mum 'buy these presents or I'll kill you bitch: and the funny thing is it seems to be working :unsure:

[LDG]

It seems to be the done thing now.

That's about 5 times over the last two days, the exact same incident has happened.

Yoof of today :sulk:

[Ollie the Optimist]

take the last two numbers from the year you were born, and your age now. add it together and it will be 111. everyone will be 111.

me 91+20 = 111

[Xhaka Can’t]

That is FUCKING AMAZING!!!!

[LDG]

:haha: :haha:

[LDG]

take the last two numbers from the year you were born, and your age now. add it together and it will be 111. everyone will be 111.

me 91+20 = 111

I bet anyone who's birthday is after today won't be.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Thanks for ruining the magic.

[LDG]

I bet, when I take my age next year, around this time, and add the two numbers from the year I was born, it will = 112.

[LDG]

But it won't be for the people who's birthday is after the date in question.

[LDG]

Once, I added up my change, and it was exactly the bus fare I needed.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Not only that, bit once you have added it all up, if you then subtract it by the same number you'll end up wit zero!

And it doesn't matter what time of the year you do it you magic killing bastard!

[LDG]

Piff Paff Puff.

[Letters]

He was married to Victoria Wood you know.

:boring:

[Letters]

I bet anyone who's birthday is after today won't be.

Ha! Wrong.

My birthday is next May and it worked for me.

:pal:

[LDG]

Used to love him.

The Great Suprendo!

[LDG]

Ha! Wrong.

My birthday is next May and it worked for me.

:pal:

Lol.

Bloody nora. You weren't trying to see if I was right were you??

:haha:

[Letters]

Also, my goddaughter was born in 2001, she was 10 in October.

1 + 10 = 11, not 111.

Have I done something wrong?

:(

[LDG]

Right.

I'm 32. I was born in 79. = 111 right?

Someone born 31st December 1979 will still be 31. Right? = 110

[Letters]

:doh:

Give me some credit young man...

[LDG]

Also, my goddaughter was born in 2001, she was 10 in October.

1 + 10 = 11, not 111.

Have I done something wrong?

:(

Ah. You didn't times it by 10.

[LDG]

:doh:

Give me some credit young man...

:haha:

[Letters]

Should I have subtracted the number I first thought of too? :unsure:

[LDG]

I'm thinking of a number.....

[dazthegooner]

:doh:

Give me some credit young man...

No! you never gave me back the fiver from last time :sulk:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I'm thinking of a number.....

L?

[Letters]

L?

Stupid.

:doh:

Is it 'red', LDG?

[LDG]

You're all wrong.

Rotate the board!!

[LDG]

This string on this thread ===> mongs Classics Section

[Coney]

That's goonerwang.

[Letters]

:yawn:

Up past my bedtime last night.

Friday though

:tree:

[LDG]

Me too. Feel fucking ropey this morning.

Coffee and a bagel doing the trick though.

Half day today. Off to brave the highstreet.

:badger:

[Marc Overmars]

:cold:

Proper hat, scarf and gloves job on my way to work this morning.

Snow. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Snow. :bow:

:gp:

However:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO52SMQB7tE

[LDG]

Christmas :dance:

[dazthegooner]

I am sooooooooo bored need to get a job soon :(

[Marc Overmars]

:cold:

Just a few more days until lying in on these cold mornings. :cloud9:

[Flavs]

:sleep:

:pray:

[LDG]

Foul mood this morning.

Should be all Christmassy. But cunts in my office pissing me off.

[Flavs]

Foul mood this morning.

.

:goodpost:

I have already told someone in the office to fuck off

[GP]

I told everyone on the tram to fuck off back where they came from.

[PGFC]

Gah, thought it must just be me, man flu's made me grumpier than usual, mainly harbouring murderous thoughts, bah humbug....

[PGFC]

I told everyone on the tram to fuck off back where they came from.

Reading?

[Flavs]

Gah, thought it must just be me, man flu's made me grumpier than usual, mainly harbouring murderous thoughts, bah humbug....

*hides the forks

[Letters]

Cheer up, it's Cwistmas! Nearly

:dance:

:tree:

[Flavs]

No snow at Xmas :angry:

Thanks God

[Flavs]

Do you mods know that the photo uploader doesnt work?

[GP]

Do you mods know that the photo uploader doesnt work?

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-yes.jpg

[Flavs]

oh its some shitty NHS/DoH website issue then


back on your heads

[Letters]

:lol:

I tried to upload a load of photos at once last week and that didn't work. Uploading one did though.

[Marc Overmars]

Anyone use Ocado? Thinking of doing my whole Christmas shop on there.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I do. They are pretty reliable and normally deliver your complete order without substitutes. They'll also text you before delivery to let you know if on time and if you have an incomplete order. Quality of own brand stuff - mainly Waitrose is good. Can be a touch pricy but you should be able to google a 15 per cent off your first order.

[LDG]

What a horrific day.

Hope now that it's almost over, I can concentrate on being Christmassy, and not doing admin jobs for cunts who think their arses should be wiped for them.

"Can you book me a car". Eh? Fuck off you cunt!!

[Letters]

Oh dear God. We really didn't need to know this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-16244795


Children's TV stars The Krankies have revealed details about their private lives, confessing to indulging in "swinging" in the 1970s and 80s.

:sick:

[GP]

Oh dear God. We really didn't need to know this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-16244795



:sick:

http://randomoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ecd53b9dadunseen.jpg.jpg

[Coney]

Oh dear God. We really didn't need to know this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-16244795


Children's TV stars The Krankies have revealed details about their private lives, confessing to indulging in "swinging" in the 1970s and 80s.

:sick:

They would have swung if I'd had my way.

[LDG]

Friday :pray:

Hurry up please :pray:

[Marc Overmars]

Friday :pray:

Hurry up please :pray:

This. I'm getting cranky now.

[PGFC]

Friday :pray:

Hurry up please :pray:


This. I'm getting Krankie now.

:sick:

:tiphat:

[Letters]

:lol:

Morning. It's our team Christmas do tonight. :ilt:

Won't stay long.

[GP]

Is it Friday yet?

[LDG]

:lol:

Morning. It's our team Christmas do tonight. :ilt:

Won't stay long.

Squealy Claire :bow:

Oh.

:(

[Letters]

roffle, sadly not. Talking of whom, probably should email her and the lads at my old work to say happy Christmas.
Although frankly they hardly bother emailing me <_<
Meh.

[Xhaka Can’t]

That's because they all hate you.

[Letters]

probably <_<

[PGFC]

Christmas shopping :yikes: still, with thanks to military-style planning my part is nearly done :d

[LDG]

Jacobs Cream Crackers and Cream Cheese Triangles :bow:

And an apple.

[PGFC]

You've been on the slide for a while now, but seriously, Dairylea? GTFO :sulk:

[LDG]

You've been on the slide for a while now, but seriously, Dairylea? GTFO :sulk:

Nah, laughing cow.

Bit like your missus when she sees your cock :coffee:

[Letters]

Bit like your missus when she sees your cock :coffee:

Oh no you di'nt!

[LDG]

What? :shrug:

[Letters]

You're going to get such a forking.

:popcorn:

[LDG]

:d

:run:

[PGFC]

:lol: First good chuckle this week...

[LDG]

Where is Ollie btw?

[PGFC]

:shrug:

[Letters]

Where is Ollie btw?

I gave him a piece of paper with "PTO" on both sides.

[LDG]

:haha:

[Kaiser]

:haha:

[dazthegooner]

Does Santa really live in the N Pole? Lets look at the evidence... 1.Wears red and white, 2.good at breaking into houses, 3.has loads of electical goods that nobody can trace, 4.drives and unlicenced vehicle,5.only works once a year.lapland my arse....he's a fucking scouser!

[GP]

You're going to get such a forking.

:popcorn:

Too spoon :sulk:

[dazthegooner]

Too spoon :sulk:


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the knives are out now!!!

[LDG]

:badger:

[Flavs]

sleep please you fuckers just let me sleep

:ilt:

[Letters]

:badger:

:gp:

:tree:

[Flavs]

Just found out i am coming to the Leeds game...with the Leeds fans

:lol:


:unsure:

[Marc Overmars]

Not too :cold: today. In fact it's been relatively mild this winter in general, apart from a few blasts of cold. Not a patch on what we've seen for the last 2 years.

[Letters]

Global warming :bow:

Polar bears :pal:

[LDG]

Global warming :bow:

Polar bears :pal:

I once punched a Polar Bear. In the face.

[Coney]

Just found out i am coming to the Leeds game...with the Leeds fans

:lol:


:unsure:

Get one of them to put the clip of you having the shit beaten out of you on youtube. :good:

[Letters]

Google

"let it snow"

:clap:

(works in Chrome) :tree:

[PGFC]

Without GW, on which to vent his rage, Marc quietly sat at home gently boiling until...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-16284160


The suspect in both incidents is between 5ft 8in and 5ft 10in tall, with a slim-to-medium build. He had light or brown hair and spoke with a local accent.

'Despicable attacks'

At the time of the assaults he was smartly dressed, wearing a fitted dark-coloured long sleeved shirt, light or possibly grey-coloured dress trousers and shoes

[Coney]

http://images.esellerpro.com/2512/I/951/1/RIOFASU_TAN.jpg

Can anyone see an image here?

[PGFC]

http://images.esellerpro.com/2512/I/951/1/RIOFASU_TAN.jpg

Can anyone see an image here?

No, but I can see one above.

[Coney]

An orangy brown thing - right?

[Letters]

test. please ignore!

Treat the same as all your posts. Gotcha.

;)

[Letters]

An orangy brown thing - right?

Looks like the back of a chair.

[PGFC]

A TOWIEd Frankensteins forehead :good:

[Coney]

Looks like the back of a chair.

Good - thanks. Needed to see if someone with nothing cached could see the image. :)

[hymppi]

very funny thing happened yesterday, i got a call from local newspaper. they wanted to do an interview on upcoming boxingday fixtures and stuff with me 'cause apparently i'm "a known gooner" around this part of finland. :lol:
should be on paper on christmas eve. the photo will be taken tomorrow at a pub. after which i will be gatting a new tattoo. yaiks!
so, merry christmas, my beloved fellow gooners.

[PGFC]

very funny thing happened yesterday, i got a call from local newspaper. they wanted to do an interview on upcoming boxingday fixtures and stuff with me 'cause apparently i'm "a known gooner" around this part of finland. :lol:
should be on paper on christmas eve. the photo will be taken tomorrow at a pub. after which i will be gatting a new tattoo. yaiks!
so, merry christmas, my beloved fellow gooners.

Hyvää joulua :good: better than being a known wife-beater I suppose,

[hymppi]

Hyvää joulua :good: better than being a known wife-beater I suppose,
sssssshhhhh!
let's keep that between us.

[Letters]

very funny thing happened yesterday, i got a call from local newspaper. they wanted to do an interview on upcoming boxingday fixtures and stuff with me 'cause apparently i'm "a known gooner" around this part of finland. :lol:
should be on paper on christmas eve. the photo will be taken tomorrow at a pub. after which i will be gatting a new tattoo. yaiks!
so, merry christmas, my beloved fellow gooners.

Can I have your autograph?

[hymppi]

obviously. it's already in post. sealed with a kiss.

[Letters]

:patrice: