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PGFC
16-01-2012, 11:54 AM
:tiphat: Chilly today, but the sun's :cool:

LDG
16-01-2012, 12:30 PM
Gonna go out for a nice bracing stroll at lunch I think.

Can't wait for my Monday run tonight too.

Letters
16-01-2012, 12:52 PM
Well that was boring. Might peek at Arsenal Debate and see how the moaners are.

LDG
16-01-2012, 12:54 PM
Well that was boring. Might peek at Arsenal Debate and see how the moaners are.

It's not too bad actually.

Think everyone is just :shrug:

and :rolleyes:

and :crying:

Letters
16-01-2012, 02:17 PM
Swansea are no pushovers, they've only lost one league game at home all season. Spurs were lucky to get out of there with a point. It was the manner of the defeat which annoyed me. Typical Arsenal defence for their 2nd goal - 30 yards from goal, lose the ball cheaply and the next thing you know it's in the net. And then we get the equaliser and they're still showing the replays when we contrive to concede the 3rd.

:doh:

Flavs
16-01-2012, 02:25 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16567387.stm

PGFC
16-01-2012, 03:01 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16567387.stm

I've already had an e-mail offering a great hospitality package for every game and it's totally free, all I have to do is send a fee to cover administration, which is refundable of course once they get details of my bank account number and sort code, triffic eh? roll on the summer... :good:

Flavs
16-01-2012, 03:03 PM
I've already had an e-mail offering a great hospitality package for every game and it's totally free, all I have to do is send a fee to cover administration, which is refundable of course once they get details of my bank account number and sort code, triffic eh? roll on the summer... :good:

Racist

PGFC
16-01-2012, 03:04 PM
I've already had an e-mail offering a great hospitality package for every game and it's totally free, all I have to do is send a fee to cover administration, which is refundable of course once they get details of my bank account number and sort code, triffic eh? roll on the summer... :good:


Racist

Are they? well damn them, I'll not be going then, thanks mate :good:

Flavs
16-01-2012, 03:04 PM
:tiphat:

LDG
16-01-2012, 03:06 PM
:lol:

This nicotine inhalator thing is weird.

Flavs
16-01-2012, 03:17 PM
you dont need all that marketed shit mate if you want to give up just do it dont rely on a replacement.

Although how do you cure an addiction to cold turkey?

LDG
16-01-2012, 03:49 PM
you dont need all that marketed shit mate if you want to give up just do it dont rely on a replacement.

Although how do you cure an addiction to cold turkey?

Well, I love nicotine. It's fuckin wicked stuff. I just don't want cancer.

As nicotine is pretty harmless on it's own, I figured, I might as well get completely off my tits on the stuff and be addicted to that, rather than the bad shit in ciggies.

Flavs
16-01-2012, 03:51 PM
Well, I love nicotine. It's fuckin wicked stuff. I just don't want cancer.

As nicotine is pretty harmless on it's own, I figured, I might as well get completely off my tits on the stuff and be addicted to that, rather than the bad shit in ciggies.

Just keep smoking mate, its fucking awesome

LDG
16-01-2012, 03:54 PM
Plus, with this little baby, I can use it wherever I fuckin like. At football matches, in pubs etc Bloody brilliant idea I reckon. Costs less too....

LDG
16-01-2012, 03:55 PM
I can "smoke" it at work too. Chug away all day at my desk :dance:

:wacko:

Think I've had too much already :lol:

GP
16-01-2012, 04:11 PM
You know what you should do?

Crack.

LDG
16-01-2012, 04:13 PM
I know. I'm saving that for when the world is about to end though.

Letters
16-01-2012, 04:38 PM
You shouldn't smoke, kids :sulk:



...unless you want to look cool :cool:

Niall_Quinn
16-01-2012, 05:00 PM
I can "smoke" it at work too. Chug away all day at my desk :dance:

:wacko:

Think I've had too much already :lol:

There's an app on my iPad for that! Only trouble is each smoke costs £400, but it does help you give up pretty damn quick.

Or there's electronic ciggies, not as fucked up and terrible as they used to be. You can use them to bait busybodies because they produce water vapour that looks like smoke. So when you "light up" on the underground you get all these tossers running up and screaming about not being able to smoke and FFS man you're going to kill us all like in Kings Cross. And you can say, fuck off and die cunt! Only downside is you can't make them terminally ill any more, which is why I usually push them under the train for good measure.

LDG
16-01-2012, 05:12 PM
:lol:

I had thought about those too, but it's more difficult to get hold of them as the twats in the DoH (irony in that I reckon) haven't studied them enough.

Or is it just because they're so bloody good at getting people to give up, that they won't make enough tax to pay for non-smokers to get public health services.

Niall_Quinn
16-01-2012, 05:31 PM
:lol:

I had thought about those too, but it's more difficult to get hold of them as the twats in the DoH (irony in that I reckon) haven't studied them enough.

Or is it just because they're so bloody good at getting people to give up, that they won't make enough tax to pay for non-smokers to get public health services.

They need to do studies so they can find any fucked up excuse to stick a tax on them I suppose.

Flavs
17-01-2012, 10:14 AM
Shit and i thought yesterday was boring

Flavs
17-01-2012, 10:16 AM
:lol:

as the twats in the DoH


<_<

Letters
17-01-2012, 10:38 AM
:(

Flavs
17-01-2012, 10:40 AM
:(what?

Letters
17-01-2012, 11:06 AM
Nothing really, just a problem with the system at work, no idea why. Now have to go into some boring online training session :yawn:

Flavs
17-01-2012, 11:10 AM
Nothing really, just a problem with the system at work, no idea why. Now have to go into some boring online training session :yawn:

I have just done my fire safety training :bow:

Letters
17-01-2012, 11:11 AM
I did that yesterday. That was boring and pointless too.

GP
17-01-2012, 11:27 AM
I did that yesterday. That was boring and pointless too.

You won't be saying that when people are getting their faces burned off.

LDG
17-01-2012, 11:35 AM
I have to go on an advanced First Aid course. 3 days.

Apparently I have to be the main First Aider....yet they don't want me taking three days off to do it....something isn't working here.

Letters
17-01-2012, 12:45 PM
You won't be saying that when people are getting their faces burned off.

Yeah. The thing about that is fires are rare.
Very.
Very rare.
So while I appreciate the sense in a lot of what they said you can't live your life checking your escape routes everywhere you go.
Unless you're Jack Bauer I guess.

If there's a fire I'll scream a bit, panic and then run. :shrug:

GP
17-01-2012, 12:47 PM
Yeah. The thing about that is fires are rare.
Very.
Very rare.
So while I appreciate the sense in a lot of what they said you can't live your life checking your escape routes everywhere you go.
Unless you're Jack Bauer I guess.

If there's a fire I'll scream a bit, panic and then run. :shrug:

How are you gonna do that with no face?

Injury Time
17-01-2012, 12:47 PM
If there's a fire I'll scream a bit, panic and then run. :shrug:
Oh you've seen the lighting farts safety vid then

Flavs
17-01-2012, 01:30 PM
something isn't working here.

You?

LDG
17-01-2012, 01:56 PM
That goes without saying.

Fuckin bored too.

PGFC
17-01-2012, 02:05 PM
FIRE!!!

LDG
17-01-2012, 02:06 PM
Letters!!!??? What do we do!!???

Letters
17-01-2012, 02:33 PM
Stop to get all your belongings and take the lift out!

And panic a bit. Like this: :patrice:

LDG
17-01-2012, 02:35 PM
:good:

Safe evacuation of GW complete.

Flavs
17-01-2012, 02:37 PM
:good:

Safe evacuation of GW complete.

You and everyone else it seems

:(

PGFC
17-01-2012, 02:37 PM
:sulk: appalling, I see a trip to Mt Useful ahead...

Cripps_orig
17-01-2012, 02:38 PM
Going football this evening with the work colleagues for the first time

Do i dazzle them with my skills of which i have none or do i play it safe Artenilson style?

LDG
17-01-2012, 02:40 PM
Going football this evening with the work colleagues for the first time

Do i dazzle them with my skills of which i have none or do i play it safe Artenilson style?

VITA!!!!!!!

Niall_Quinn
17-01-2012, 02:40 PM
Going football this evening with the work colleagues for the first time

Do i dazzle them with my skills of which i have none or do i play it safe Artenilson style?

"I'm playing football this evening...", is what you meant to say I think.

Letters
17-01-2012, 02:41 PM
Booked our honeymoon cruise this week :cool:


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/1/16/1326719074497/Costa-Concordia-cruise-sh-007.jpg

Oh... :(

Cripps_orig
17-01-2012, 02:41 PM
VITA!!!!!!!:unsure:

Cripps_orig
17-01-2012, 02:42 PM
Booked our honeymoon cruise this week :cool:


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/1/16/1326719074497/Costa-Concordia-cruise-sh-007.jpg

Oh... :(TOld you to lose weight and not stand on one side of the ship

GP
17-01-2012, 02:42 PM
VITA!!!!!!!

Nah, I don't really play video games these days.

LDG
17-01-2012, 02:43 PM
Booked our honeymoon cruise this week :cool:


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/1/16/1326719074497/Costa-Concordia-cruise-sh-007.jpg

Oh... :(

Is your cabin on the left, or the right? (Port / Underwater naut.)

LDG
17-01-2012, 02:43 PM
:unsure:

Violence Is The Answer

Niall_Quinn
17-01-2012, 02:44 PM
Booked our honeymoon cruise this week :cool:


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/1/16/1326719074497/Costa-Concordia-cruise-sh-007.jpg

Oh... :(

Now we know why the captain did it.

Cripps_orig
17-01-2012, 02:45 PM
Violence Is The AnswerOh ok. Is that a GW saying or an actual saying?

Never heard it on here before.

LDG
17-01-2012, 02:46 PM
Oh ok. Is that a GW saying or an actual saying?

Never heard it on here before.

I think it was a GW abbrv. Probs when you were on your sabatical. A syn-ism I think.

Cripps_orig
17-01-2012, 02:48 PM
I think it was a GW abbrv. Probs when you were on your sabatical. A syn-ism I think.Fair enough. Explains why it isnt popular then with it being a Syn creation

PGFC
17-01-2012, 02:54 PM
Booked our honeymoon cruise this week :cool:


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/1/16/1326719074497/Costa-Concordia-cruise-sh-007.jpg

Oh... :(

That's 2 ticks in the cons column now then :(

Letters
18-01-2012, 12:35 PM
##

Syn
18-01-2012, 12:42 PM
FFS - wikipedia's on strike today?

Can't get any work done without it.

Marc Overmars
18-01-2012, 12:43 PM
FFS - wikipedia's on strike today?

Can't get any work done without it.

You can still access it, but you have to be very fast to click stop on your brower when your page loads, before you get redirected to the black page.

Syn
18-01-2012, 12:46 PM
You can still access it, but you have to be very fast to click stop on your brower when your page loads, before you get redirected to the black page.

Just tried it a couple of times and I'm not quick enough.

I don't see how I can be expected to work under these treacherous conditions.

Marc Overmars
18-01-2012, 12:49 PM
Pretty much.

Love going on long Wikipedia reads.

Niall_Quinn
18-01-2012, 01:12 PM
Just tried it a couple of times and I'm not quick enough.

I don't see how I can be expected to work under these treacherous conditions.

They're doing it to try to save YouTube, Twitter, Facebook and so on. Imagine how bad your job will be if those hit the dust.

KESSLER
18-01-2012, 01:43 PM
You can still access it, but you have to be very fast to click stop on your brower when your page loads, before you get redirected to the black page.

Found a new technique. Hit Ctrl S just as the page loads and then just cancel the save window.

KESSLER
18-01-2012, 01:46 PM
Actually, forget that just realised the shortcut for stop is the ESC button

Boss
18-01-2012, 01:50 PM
Disable Java or open Wikipedia on your phone, job done.

Letters
18-01-2012, 01:52 PM
Or look elsewhere for inaccurate information.

LDG
18-01-2012, 01:54 PM
Or look elsewhere for inaccurate information.

Was gonna say. Just write what you think in word, and believe that.

Boss
18-01-2012, 01:55 PM
Quite clear you guys haven't been to school / university in a while.

LDG
18-01-2012, 02:09 PM
Quite clear you guys haven't been to school / university in a while.

Ah.

Ctrl C

Ctrl V

:good:

Boss
18-01-2012, 02:15 PM
:gp:

Can't do that without Wiki innit

Letters
18-01-2012, 03:34 PM
http://newsthump.com/2012/01/18/wikipedia-blackout-forces-students-to-copy-from-printed-hardcopy-websites/

tbh

Flavs
18-01-2012, 03:42 PM
Students in scumbag shithead site shocker



by the sea shore

LDG
19-01-2012, 09:10 AM
Might have a cheeky beer tonight.

PGFC
19-01-2012, 09:27 AM
:sulk: alcoholic.

:tiphat:

Morning all, the skies a bit dribbly today, nasty.

LDG
19-01-2012, 09:29 AM
:lol:


Hmmm. Yeah, got dribbled on, on the walk in today. But running back home tonight, so I get to splash in all the puddles :dance:

PGFC
19-01-2012, 09:31 AM
:d small pleasures, priceless

LDG
19-01-2012, 09:33 AM
Well, you can't get away with it as an adult. And nobody likes getting wet and dirty (except the missus of course ##)....

....but if you're gonna get wet and dirty (##) anyway, you might as well act like a kid and go splish splash splosh and jump in as many puddles as possible :d

PGFC
19-01-2012, 09:38 AM
The only way my missus would get wet and dirty these days would be to throw her in the Thames :(

Letters
19-01-2012, 09:45 AM
Wet :angry:

LDG
19-01-2012, 09:58 AM
Wet :angry:

Dirty?

##

Letters
19-01-2012, 09:58 AM
Not till tomorrow :(

Letters
19-01-2012, 10:09 AM
Excellent news, LDG!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-16624823

LDG
19-01-2012, 10:22 AM
Excellent news, LDG!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-16624823

:dance:

I just need a ticket to Brazil!!

Oooorrrrrrr.....I could just sit in my underpants at home with a crate of lager.

Win win.

Oooooh, btw, you about Sunday? Got a ticket.

Letters
19-01-2012, 10:36 AM
Nng. Not really. I am going of course but MrsL is around and we've invited dad round for dinner beforehand so probably can't make it for a drink.

It's good that the FA Cup game has been moved to the Sunday 'cos that means I can't make it <_<
And why, I hear you ask, can you not make it that day?
Because I got MrsL tickets for the Strictly Come Dancing Live Tour for Christmas and it's more than my life's worth to bail out.
:doh:

Me :pal:

LDG
19-01-2012, 10:44 AM
Ah well. Am around for the B'burn game too, so may catch ya for a swift half then :good:

Flavs
19-01-2012, 11:10 AM
Because I got MrsL tickets for the Strictly Come Dancing Live Tour for Christmas and it's more than my life's worth to bail out.
:

Pussy whipped beatch :pal:

LDG
19-01-2012, 11:23 AM
:dance:

:dance:

:woohoo:

:patrice:

:ninja:

Letters
19-01-2012, 11:26 AM
do carry on...

Xhaka Can’t
19-01-2012, 11:34 AM
Nng. Not really. I am going of course but MrsL is around and we've invited dad round for dinner beforehand so probably can't make it for a drink.

It's good that the FA Cup game has been moved to the Sunday 'cos that means I can't make it <_<
And why, I hear you ask, can you not make it that day?
Because I got MrsL tickets for the Strictly Come Dancing Live Tour for Christmas and it's more than my life's worth to bail out.
:doh:

Me :pal:

You're kidding!

I'm going to that!

Letters
19-01-2012, 11:35 AM
...Strictly or the Arsenal game? :unsure:

I'm hoping Chelsea's tits will make up for missing the game.

Xhaka Can’t
19-01-2012, 11:37 AM
Neither.

Letters
19-01-2012, 11:39 AM
Cool. See you there :cheers:

:unsure:

LDG
19-01-2012, 11:40 AM
Where the :moneymoneymoney: emoticon :sulk:

Marc Overmars
19-01-2012, 11:42 AM
Fuck.

LDG
19-01-2012, 11:44 AM
Fuck.

Oh noes.

Letters
19-01-2012, 11:46 AM
Where the :moneymoneymoney: emoticon :sulk:

Are they going to start driving even bigger trucks of money up to your house or something?

LDG
19-01-2012, 11:47 AM
Are they going to start driving even bigger trucks of money up to your house or something?

Uhuh!

:patrice:

Letters
19-01-2012, 11:51 AM
Uhuh!

:patrice:

Money fight!

http://www.wafflesandbeatz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tumblr_l619cbTMCH1qztjn5o1_500.gif

Finally all those years of pissing around on messageboards hard work have paid off.

LDG
19-01-2012, 11:56 AM
:cool:

LDG
19-01-2012, 02:17 PM
:tumbleweed:

Letters
19-01-2012, 02:43 PM
Can you buy me a nice wedding present now you're loaded then?


:patrice:

Xhaka Can’t
19-01-2012, 02:44 PM
Has LDG cashed in his empties?

LDG
19-01-2012, 03:02 PM
0.03p per aluminum can.

It's take me quite some time.

But now.

I'M RICH!!!!!! :woohoo:

(Cash-wise...not as in "geeky mod")

Niall_Quinn
19-01-2012, 03:12 PM
Money is the root of all evil. Repent by sending all your money to me!

LDG
19-01-2012, 03:13 PM
Money is the root of all evil. Repent by sending all your money to me!

No.

Fuck off.

Niall_Quinn
19-01-2012, 03:15 PM
No.

Fuck off.

Told you you were evil.

LDG
19-01-2012, 03:17 PM
Told you you were evil.

And I thought I told you to fuck off.

Niall_Quinn
19-01-2012, 03:18 PM
And I thought I told you to fuck off.

Ha, good one. Obviously you don't mean that.

LDG
19-01-2012, 03:20 PM
Well no. I'm too nice.

Niall_Quinn
19-01-2012, 03:23 PM
Well no. I'm too nice.

So give me your fucking money then! FFS!

LDG
19-01-2012, 03:26 PM
Too late.

Gave it to charity.

Turns out I'm much too nice.

Niall_Quinn
19-01-2012, 03:30 PM
Too late.

Gave it to charity.

Turns out I'm much too nice.

:(

Letters
19-01-2012, 03:30 PM
Money is the root of all evil.

No it isn't...

LDG
19-01-2012, 03:32 PM
:(

The NQ face charity.

:trophy:

Niall_Quinn
19-01-2012, 03:34 PM
No it isn't...

Apart from you.

Niall_Quinn
19-01-2012, 03:36 PM
The NQ face charity.

:trophy:

Yay! Let's just hope it reaches the needy NQ's on the ground and doesn't disappear into a London lunch fund and ineffective and ill-conceived advertising campaign.

LDG
19-01-2012, 03:42 PM
*Northern accent* "For just £2 a month, you can stop faces like this"

Letters
19-01-2012, 03:53 PM
OK, since you asked ( <_< )

The phrase that money is the root of all evil comes from the Bible. But it's actually a misquote or, rather, an incomplete quote.

The verse goes "For the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil." (my emphasis).


I'm here to help :cool:

Niall_Quinn
19-01-2012, 04:12 PM
OK, since you asked ( <_< )

The phrase that money is the root of all evil comes from the Bible. But it's actually a misquote or, rather, an incomplete quote.

The verse goes "For the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil." (my emphasis).


I'm here to help :cool:

Yeah...

Considering I'm trying to con LDG out of his money help LDG, I'm hardly going to be adhering to the bible.

PGFC
19-01-2012, 04:12 PM
Your face is the root of all kinds of evil (my emphasis)

Niall_Quinn
19-01-2012, 04:13 PM
And, by the way, the ORIGINAL quote comes from Zig Ziglar who is older than the bible. So in your face, Christian dude.

Niall_Quinn
19-01-2012, 04:14 PM
Your face is the root of all kinds of evil (my emphasis)

So is yours.

(I had to think about that one for a while, but inspiration arrived in the end)

Master Splinter
19-01-2012, 05:29 PM
Arsenal doing their bit for Charlie:

http://www.arsenal.com/news/community-news/mental-health-project-continues-to-grow

Marc Overmars
19-01-2012, 08:41 PM
TV thread is locked. :lol:

Letters
19-01-2012, 08:44 PM
Daz! You still looking for a job?

http://search.ioljobs.co.za/Job-Search/General-Job-Description/UNDERCOVER-AGENTS/312492.aspx

Xhaka Can’t
19-01-2012, 08:45 PM
What happened?

Letters
19-01-2012, 08:45 PM
:shrug: I didn't lock it. Did you?

Xhaka Can’t
19-01-2012, 08:46 PM
No - did something happen (other than bad taste)?

Niall_Quinn
19-01-2012, 08:50 PM
I locked it because Sherlock is over now so there's nothing else on TV worth talking about.

LDG
19-01-2012, 11:26 PM
I think, for the record, i should say, that, in tony's britain; i did not, or would never transfer cash to NQ. Except for obvious and necessary, life saving surgery to his face. And by face i mean LOLLLLL

Letters
20-01-2012, 09:29 AM
Is it Friday yet?

GP
20-01-2012, 09:30 AM
NQs face :haha:

LDG
20-01-2012, 09:33 AM
Is it Friday yet?

:dance:

Yuppies!

Although...am severely hungover...

:dance:

Letters
20-01-2012, 09:36 AM
Although...am severely hungover...

:dance:

Too much champers now you're minted?

LDG
20-01-2012, 09:37 AM
Too much champers now you're minted?

I'm not minted anymore.

:crying:

Letters
20-01-2012, 09:40 AM
Neither am I. On the other hand now I've got it all set up I *heart* my new TV and surround sound system.

My neighbours don't :cool:

LOUD NOISES! :dance:

Cripps_orig
20-01-2012, 09:47 AM
Just got offered a 42" TV for £80

Good deal?

LDG
20-01-2012, 09:50 AM
Just got offered a 42" TV for £80

Good deal?

Yes.

Letters
20-01-2012, 09:51 AM
So long as it works. If not then not really.

LDG
20-01-2012, 09:53 AM
Matsui / Alba :bow:

Cripps_orig
20-01-2012, 09:56 AM
It belongs to a mates of my brothers and as my brother knows im on the lookout for a new tv, he asked if i wanted it. Other than it being a bit old, it works fine apparently. Still, ive had enough hand me downs from my brother during my life and i want a new tv, not one i might have a for a bit before it fucks up like the current tv i had which is fucking old

Marc Overmars
20-01-2012, 10:02 AM
How old and what brand? Plasma or LCD?

Xhaka Can’t
20-01-2012, 10:02 AM
How old is this TV?

If it was acquired during the riots I reckon you'll get years of enjoyment.

Cripps_orig
20-01-2012, 10:07 AM
All i know is its size and its a flat screen. Oh and one of the speakers is fucked but can be replaced. Will go tv shopping on monday

LDG
20-01-2012, 10:09 AM
All i know is its size and its a flat screen. Oh and one of the speakers is fucked but can be replaced. Will go tv shopping on monday

Sounds like a bargain.

Lolllers.

Xhaka Can’t
20-01-2012, 10:09 AM
I have Harmon Kardon Soundsticks hooked up to my tv. No need to fix a speaker

Letters
20-01-2012, 10:17 AM
All i know is its size and its a flat screen. Oh and one of the speakers is fucked but can be replaced. Will go tv shopping on monday

Wenger would have bought it tbh.

LDG
20-01-2012, 11:12 AM
What the fuck did I do to myself last night.

Jeez. Me 'ead is killin me.

Letters
20-01-2012, 11:45 AM
If I had to take a guess I'd say drunk too much?

Harry
20-01-2012, 11:51 AM
What the fuck did I do to myself last night.

Jeez. Me 'ead is killin me.

Maybe you got skull fucked?

It's a possibility.

Letters
20-01-2012, 11:53 AM
Hmm. This is my fault. Sorry everyone.

PGFC
20-01-2012, 11:55 AM
Hmm. This is my fault. Sorry everyone.

You skull-fucked LDG? wow, my respect for you has never been higher :bow:

LDG
20-01-2012, 11:57 AM
:haha:

LDG
20-01-2012, 12:24 PM
I'm currently amusing myself by reading the facebook comments on the Arsenal page.

Nobody makes any sense! :lol:

the easter bunnie
20-01-2012, 12:31 PM
I'm currently amusing myself by reading the facebook comments on the Arsenal page.Nobody makes any sense! :lol:Friznit dorky cute doggy says bow wow Jam Roly Poly for breakfast lunch and tea

LDG
20-01-2012, 12:31 PM
:lol:

Coney
20-01-2012, 01:06 PM
You skull-fucked LDG? wow, my respect for you has never been higher :bow:

I hope he had the common decency to give him a reach-around.

PGFC
20-01-2012, 02:17 PM
Hmm. This is my fault. Sorry everyone.


You skull-fucked LDG? wow, my respect for you has never been higher :bow:


I hope he had the common decency to give him a reach-around.

Up, down or over, but around? :unsure: surely not...

Niall_Quinn
20-01-2012, 02:24 PM
Up, down or over, but around? :unsure: surely not...

Not without tweezers.

Letters
20-01-2012, 02:45 PM
Dear Lord my chav friend is an idiot!

Yesterday she’s ranting about some teacher (or classroom assistant) ‘bullying’ her daughter. Obviously my friend wasn’t there when anything happened so, of course, she’s taking the word of a 10 year old over an adult without speaking to said adult and getting her side of it. So she spends all evening moaning about that with her chav friends joining in and her idiot brother making implied threads towards the classroom assistant.

Now today I see she’s kept her daughter home from school. Super. ‘Cos that’s what the chav friend's parents let her do and she turned out great and got a good job. Oh. Except no, she didn't. She's a fat layabout who lives her life on benefits, has never worked and scrounges off the state and her boyfriend.

Gaah!

:doh:

And…breathe!

Cripps_orig
20-01-2012, 02:48 PM
Dear Lord my chav friend is an idiot!

Yesterday she’s ranting about some teacher (or classroom assistant) ‘bullying’ her daughter. Obviously my friend wasn’t there when anything happened so, of course, she’s taking the word of a 10 year old over an adult without speaking to said adult and getting her side of it. So she spends all evening moaning about that with her chav friends joining in and her idiot brother making implied threads towards the classroom assistant.

Now today I see she’s kept her daughter home from school. Super. ‘Cos that’s what the chav friend's parents let her do and she turned out great and got a good job. Oh. Except no, she didn't. She's a fat layabout who lives her life on benefits, has never worked and scrounges off the state and her boyfriend.

Gaah!

:doh:

And…breathe!Implied threads? Link?

Letters
20-01-2012, 02:48 PM
Implied threads? Link?

Link to what?

Coney
20-01-2012, 02:52 PM
Up, down or over, but around? :unsure: surely not...

Regardez....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtZqn5GLEsI&feature=related

LDG
20-01-2012, 02:55 PM
Implied threads? Link?

"Threats"

Letters / Charlie tptb.

Letters
20-01-2012, 02:57 PM
Yes. Threats.

fwiw, rtfm, rspca <_<

Cripps_orig
20-01-2012, 02:58 PM
Tbf, i didnt get the tptb bit mainly cos ive never used it but also the word "prat" before it threw me off.

Its a minor miracle trying to work out what Charlie says most of the time and i do quite well mostly. Not this time.

LDG
20-01-2012, 02:59 PM
Tbf, i didnt get the tptb bit mainly cos ive never used it but also the word "prat" before it threw me off.

Its a minor miracle trying to work out what Charlie says most of the time and i do quite well mostly. Not this time.

:lol:

I didn't understand it either.

He makes GW a better place to be though....so I reckon he's a fucking legend.

PGFC
20-01-2012, 03:07 PM
Regardez....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtZqn5GLEsI&feature=related

Is it SFW? because if it's N I'll save it for later ##

Coney, I know I know but a reach around? during a skull-fucking? c'est impossible

LDG
20-01-2012, 03:51 PM
Fuxake.

Cummon 5.30. Hurry up you cunt.

Letters
20-01-2012, 04:11 PM
I'm leaving in about 20 minutes. :cool:
Public Sector :bow:

LDG
20-01-2012, 04:13 PM
I'm leaving in about 20 minutes. :cool:
Public Sector :bow:

Fuckin flexi-time <_<

Letters
20-01-2012, 04:15 PM
:lol: I can't get used to it. I was explaining to my line manager one time why I needed to leave early and he just said "I don't care, if you need to go then go!" No-one cares.
I love my job.

Although I'll never live in a solid gold house like you rich private sector people. Swings and roundabouts.

LDG
20-01-2012, 04:19 PM
:lol: I can't get used to it. I was explaining to my line manager one time why I needed to leave early and he just said "I don't care, if you need to go then go!" No-one cares.
I love my job.

Although I'll never live in a solid gold house like you rich private sector people. Swings and roundabouts.

I'm gonna go at 5pm. I'm tired.

And I'm in trouble with the missus.....lol.

Letters
20-01-2012, 04:28 PM
:lol: Oh dear. Women, eh?
Hope you sort it out.

:wave:

LDG
20-01-2012, 04:29 PM
:wave:

*chocolates and flowers*

Marc Overmars
20-01-2012, 04:38 PM
:wave:

*chocolates and flowers*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ4NcLE_gGA&feature=related

LDG
20-01-2012, 04:41 PM
:lol:

Nah....fuck that shit.

I'm going to the pub :lol:

Cripps_orig
20-01-2012, 04:51 PM
Anyone ever been Tayyabs in Whitechapel?

Marc Overmars
20-01-2012, 05:13 PM
Nah.

Best freshie place in London is Regency. Om nom nom nom.

Cripps_orig
20-01-2012, 05:16 PM
Never been Tayyabs but ive heard its briiliant. Going tonight for my sisters 28th.

Will need to check out this Regency though. Where is it?

Syn
20-01-2012, 05:20 PM
Nah.

Best freshie place in London is Regency. Om nom nom nom.

Impressive freshie taste for a white guy. A must eat, is Regency. But hate the people that usual dine there so haven't been there in ages.

Syn
20-01-2012, 05:22 PM
Never been Tayyabs but ive heard its briiliant. Going tonight for my sisters 28th.

Will need to check out this Regency though. Where is it?

Edgware. Spice Rack in Stanmore's another sickening hangout spot with good food for disgusting freshies.

Cripps_orig
20-01-2012, 05:24 PM
Impressive.

Will need to check these out.

Had enough of the KFC, Nandos, Pizza Huts on birthdays

Marc Overmars
20-01-2012, 05:26 PM
Never been Tayyabs but ive heard its briiliant. Going tonight for my sisters 28th.

Will need to check out this Regency though. Where is it?

Edgeware. It's pretty awesome, we usually go there once a month with work.

Marc Overmars
20-01-2012, 05:28 PM
Edgware. Spice Rack in Stanmore's another sickening hangout spot with good food for disgusting freshies.

Spice Rack is decent as well, only been once before mind.

To be honest, I fucking love most Indian grub so I'm game for any of these places.

Cripps_orig
20-01-2012, 05:30 PM
Not a big fan of Indian food tbh.

Eat that shit all day at home so want something different when going out

GP
20-01-2012, 07:12 PM
Spice Rack is decent as well, only been once before mind.

To be honest, I fucking love most Indian grub so I'm game for any of these places.

Chicken dansak :bow:

Marc Overmars
20-01-2012, 07:42 PM
May have to order a takeaway now.

Although I fancy a mixed tikka kebab rather than a curry tonight.

Coney
20-01-2012, 11:53 PM
Chicken dansak :bow:

:gp:

Indian food. :bow:

Cripps_orig
21-01-2012, 12:07 AM
Tayyabs - meh

Same old shit, different place

Xhaka Can’t
21-01-2012, 02:48 AM
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/408165_10150495612037861_766777860_8855643_1587247 732_n.jpg

LDG
21-01-2012, 03:59 PM
:haha:

I'm Morgan Freeman. Thank you for jizzaling.

LDG
21-01-2012, 04:50 PM
Beer and GW in the afternoon whilst the lady get's ready to go out :bow:

Niall_Quinn
21-01-2012, 04:53 PM
Beer and GW in the afternoon whilst the lady get's ready to go out :bow:

What will you be getting up to when she's out? More beer & GW?

LDG
21-01-2012, 04:53 PM
What will you be getting up to when she's out? More beer & GW?

:(

Wank, probs.

Japan Shaking All Over
21-01-2012, 05:30 PM
:gp:

Indian food. :bow:

:good posting:

Chapati vs naan. . .fight

Coney
21-01-2012, 09:10 PM
:good posting:

Chapati vs naan. . .fight

Peshwari naan. :bow:

Letters
21-01-2012, 09:16 PM
Peshwari naan. :bow:

:gp:

Marc Overmars
21-01-2012, 09:18 PM
Indeed.

Om nom nom nom.

Dennis Bendtner
22-01-2012, 02:34 PM
GW has made it large. If you google 'goonersweb', the fourth suggestion is positively epic. Congratulations yoss. Indian marketing. :bow:

LDG
23-01-2012, 10:18 AM
It's becomming a regular thing this.

Monday :(

We lost again :(

:ilt:

Syn
23-01-2012, 10:21 AM
Moaners out in full force again :rolleyes:

Those internet twats.

dazthegooner
23-01-2012, 10:26 AM
Morning peeps ##

Letters
23-01-2012, 10:30 AM
Moaners out in full force again :rolleyes:

Those internet twats.

:gp:

I've caught ZD now. I really must stop having sex with Zimm :(

dazthegooner
23-01-2012, 10:32 AM
Probably for the best as well ;)

LDG
23-01-2012, 10:32 AM
:gp:

I've caught ZD now. I really must stop having sex with Zimm :(

The most depressing sex ever! :o

dazthegooner
23-01-2012, 10:33 AM
The most depressing sex ever! :o

Go on then show him how its done :)

Letters
23-01-2012, 10:40 AM
The most depressing sex ever! :o

"You're doing it wrong"
"Not like that!"
"This was much better in 92/93"

:ilt:

PGFC
23-01-2012, 10:43 AM
"You're doing it wrong"
"Not like that!"
"This was much better in 92/93"

:ilt:

:haha:

LDG
23-01-2012, 11:08 AM
:lol:

"Come on Letters, give it to me"

"Nope :sulk:. I am on my waiting period"

Elreactor
24-01-2012, 04:34 AM
GW has made it large. If you google 'goonersweb', the fourth suggestion is positively epic. Congratulations yoss. Indian marketing. :bow:

Boredom made me google it, and came across this video, which I hadn´t heard of before. It was very emotional, as Tevez said


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QXFUyvOXhU

:)

Marc Overmars
24-01-2012, 08:24 AM
:haha:

Boss
24-01-2012, 09:01 AM
:haha: :haha:

Letters
24-01-2012, 09:14 AM
<_<

Letters
24-01-2012, 09:35 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/456168

:lol:

:cold:

LDG
24-01-2012, 09:35 AM
:haha:

Marc Overmars
24-01-2012, 05:35 PM
So at lunch today, I did a little shop and it came to £20.78. I asked for £40 cashback at the checkout.

The mongo charged 20 cash, and then 78p to my card.

Then gave me 40 quid out the till. :doh:

Cheers for that mate. :dance:

Letters
24-01-2012, 05:39 PM
Thief!

Marc Overmars
24-01-2012, 05:41 PM
Didn't even realise until I glanced at my receipt earlier.

Tesco. :haha:

Mongo's. :haha:

Niall_Quinn
24-01-2012, 05:42 PM
Thief!

Agreed, that thicko shop assistant has all but robbed the store owner. And we shouldn't forget LDG either, the victim in all of this.

Syn
24-01-2012, 05:44 PM
Didn't even realised until I glanced at my receipt earlier.

Tesco. :haha:

Mongo's. :haha:

That's fair enough IMO. As long as you didn't realise it at the time.

Self-checkouts are taking our jobs and the transition can't come soon enough.

Marc Overmars
24-01-2012, 05:47 PM
I wondered why my card receipt only said 78p on it. I just assumed it had the cashback details on when I took it before looking. The guy wasn't even paying attention, he was chatting to his mate behind him for the whole transaction.

Probably would've pointed it out if I realised on the spot.

Niall_Quinn
24-01-2012, 05:51 PM
I wondered why my card receipt only said 78p on it. I just assumed it had the cashback details on when I took it before looking. The guy wasn't even paying attention, he was chatting to his mate behind him for the whole transaction.

Probably would've pointed it out if I realised on the spot.

You still have a chance to do the Christian thing. Use the money to buy an expensive ornament to adorn your house.

Syn
24-01-2012, 05:51 PM
I had a slight ethical dilemma recently too - my last employers kept me on the payroll and paid an extra month's wages - and chances were that, if I didn't stop it straight away, they would have just kept on paying me. Obviously I wouldn't have kept it and I would be required to pay it back too as far as I know. The decision was when to tell them - because if I had let it build up for around 6 months, I could've claimed the interest on it and given them back the exact value of overpayment. After talking to some people who know their accountant/law shit, they reckon I would probably get away with it. But decided against it and told them straight away. Kinda regret it tbh.

Coney
24-01-2012, 08:40 PM
You still have a chance to do the Christian thing. Use the money to buy an expensive crucifix to adorn your house.

Praise the lord.

Coney
24-01-2012, 08:43 PM
I had a slight ethical dilemma recently too - my last employers kept me on the payroll and paid an extra month's wages - and chances were that, if I didn't stop it straight away, they would have just kept on paying me. Obviously I wouldn't have kept it and I would be required to pay it back too as far as I know. The decision was when to tell them - because if I had let it build up for around 6 months, I could've claimed the interest on it and given them back the exact value of overpayment. After talking to some people who know their accountant/law shit, they reckon I would probably get away with it. But decided against it and told them straight away. Kinda regret it tbh.

If you did it they'd find out sooner or later and want it back. You'd always have to keep the money ready to give back. Also, legally, you are obliged to tell them when you realise it, otherwise you can be charged with a form of theft, I think. Plus, since you knew, they would be in their rights to claim interest, most likely.

You did the right thing though - keep it simple. If you'd got untracable money in a brown envelope, then that would be different, of course. :)

Syn
24-01-2012, 08:48 PM
If you did it they'd find out sooner or later and want it back. You'd always have to keep the money ready to give back. Also, legally, you are obliged to tell them when you realise it, otherwise you can be charged with a form of theft, I think. Plus, since you knew, they would be in their rights to claim interest, most likely.

You did the right thing though - keep it simple. If you'd got untracable money in a brown envelope, then that would be different, of course. :)

I might've reacted differently if said employer wasn't the OFT. :lol:

Public sector incompetence :bow:

Letters
25-01-2012, 09:46 AM
Public sector incompetence :bow:

Talking of which, I'd like to thank you, the great British tax-payer, for my trip to Latvia.

See y'all next week :wave:

:cold:

GP
25-01-2012, 09:47 AM
what the...

why would anyone want to go to Latvia?

LDG
25-01-2012, 09:50 AM
Agreed, that thicko shop assistant has all but robbed the store owner. And we shouldn't forget LDG either, the victim in all of this.

I wasn't raped.

I was asleep.

:sulk:

LDG
25-01-2012, 10:01 AM
Friday :dance:

(For me anyway)

Off to Caaarnwall tomorrow for some R&R.

GP
25-01-2012, 10:11 AM
Rum and Rape?

LDG
25-01-2012, 11:38 AM
Rum and Rape?

I love rape.

And rum.

GP
25-01-2012, 12:08 PM
Who doesn't?

Oh right, the victims.


lol

LDG
25-01-2012, 12:11 PM
Sometimes their spouses are a bit miffed too.

Women :rolleyes:

Coney
25-01-2012, 12:28 PM
Sometimes their spouses are a bit miffed too.

Women :rolleyes:

Yeah - just because their spouse goes out raping, the just don't seem to understand.

Syn
26-01-2012, 12:44 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16688007

: (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16688007)lol:

Niall_Quinn
26-01-2012, 01:25 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16688007

: (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16688007)lol:

bit gay

PGFC
26-01-2012, 04:15 PM
My word what a long day it's been :yawn:

Cripps_orig
26-01-2012, 05:02 PM
Got a 40" TV

Looks massive. Didnt look this big in the shop. Might need to rearrange some shit to fit it in the old TVs place

Syn
26-01-2012, 05:05 PM
Feng Shui that shit.

The greatest thing about have a huge, fuck off LCD is your ability on COD improves a lot. #Ollie:haha:

Cripps_orig
26-01-2012, 05:10 PM
Not a COD fan tbh

Mostly got it for the DVD watching

Will however try out Pro Evo 2012 on it

Marc Overmars
26-01-2012, 05:56 PM
Don't forget to connect your PS3 with HDMI cable now, if you don't already have one.

It should also then upscale DVD's for you.

Master Splinter
26-01-2012, 07:59 PM
It should also then upscale DVD's for you.

Shame nothing can be done to upscale your face.

Xhaka Can’t
26-01-2012, 09:31 PM
The wife just won 2 tickets on Absolute Radio to see Snow Patrol at the O2 on Feb 12th.

I'm in Ireland that day. :ilt:

GP
26-01-2012, 09:33 PM
The wife just won 2 tickets on Absolute Radio to see Snow Patrol at the O2 on Feb 12th.

I'm in Ireland that day. :ilt:

You really dodged a bullet there.

Xhaka Can’t
26-01-2012, 09:36 PM
You really dodged a bullet there.

I'll be in Ireland...

...dodging bullets.

dazthegooner
27-01-2012, 01:43 PM
Hmmm depends on what part of Ireland you're at :) And afternoon peeps :tiphat:

Japan Shaking All Over
27-01-2012, 01:54 PM
Evening all. . .

dazthegooner
27-01-2012, 02:24 PM
Quick run old bill on gw... :ninja: