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PGFC
27-01-2012, 02:56 PM
:police:

dazthegooner
27-01-2012, 02:59 PM
:police:


:unsure:

dazthegooner
28-01-2012, 10:46 AM
Start two weeks of work Monday could turn into a full time position :)

Xhaka Can’t
28-01-2012, 11:58 AM
Good luck Daz.

Where are you working mate?

dazthegooner
28-01-2012, 03:48 PM
Will be in Bromley for a company called Selection services.

GP
29-01-2012, 07:02 PM
Google the word 'askew'

Xhaka Can’t
29-01-2012, 07:09 PM
Very clever.

Letters
30-01-2012, 09:56 AM
what the...

why would anyone want to go to Latvia?

We were doing a training course out there. Was pretty good. Frack me it was cold though:


http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f395/wrdrichard/cold.jpg

See?

More photos here if you care:

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150496350450740.367848.711425739&type=1&l=d3a53bc24d

Very pretty city.

The erotic museum was disappointing thought <_<
It wasn't a museum.
Or erotic.

That's 2 Lats I'm never getting back :angry:

LDG
30-01-2012, 11:29 AM
Back to work :(

Cornwall was so nice. I love that place....when I get enough dosh behind me, that's where I'm going.

Won't bore you with pictures.

Cripps_orig
30-01-2012, 11:37 AM
What part of Cornwall you go to?

PGFC
30-01-2012, 11:38 AM
Morning :tiphat:

Marc Overmars
30-01-2012, 11:39 AM
I've been to Newquay before.

Chavtastic.

Syn
30-01-2012, 11:49 AM
I've been to Newquay before.

Chavtastic.

Depends a lot on what time of the year you go. If you go before school/uni's out in, say, May, then it's awesome. Locals get really annoyed with the outsiders/chavs but they need them for their business. For a supposed carefree, surfer-hippy place, they do like a good moan. Maybe Letters should WUM that place.

Letters
30-01-2012, 11:54 AM
Nice to see you Letters, glad you had a nice time.

<_<

Sod the lot of you

:getcoat:

GP
30-01-2012, 11:55 AM
Have you been away? :unsure:

LDG
30-01-2012, 11:58 AM
What part of Cornwall you go to?

It's a place called The Glynn Valley, on the River Fowey. Near Lostwithiel. Closest big(ish) town in Bodmin I guess.

Did The Eden Project, also walked along the beach at Gorren Haven, and a few beers in Mevagissey.

Just so nice and peaceful down there.

LDG
30-01-2012, 12:01 PM
Nice to see you Letters, glad you had a nice time.

<_<

Sod the lot of you

:getcoat:

Nice to see you Letters, glad you had a nice time.

Cripps_orig
30-01-2012, 12:04 PM
Nice to see you Letters, glad you had a nice time.

<_<

Sod the lot of you

:getcoat:

Nice to see you Letters, glad you had a nice time.

Cripps_orig
30-01-2012, 12:06 PM
It's a place called The Glynn Valley, on the River Fowey. Near Lostwithiel. Closest big(ish) town in Bodmin I guess.

Did The Eden Project, also walked along the beach at Gorren Haven, and a few beers in Mevagissey.

Just so nice and peaceful down there.Planning to go Cornwall sometime to see my best friend although i think she lives in Liskeard now having lived in St Austell before.

Mevagissey do the best beers then? Have to keep that in mind

LDG
30-01-2012, 12:20 PM
Planning to go Cornwall sometime to see my best friend although i think she lives in Liskeard now having lived in St Austell before.

Mevagissey do the best beers then? Have to keep that in mind

Well, Liskeard is pretty close too, but it ain't the nicest of towns. St Austell is pretty grimin places too. Mevagissey is quite nice by the harbour, but you're better off trying places that are out of the way. Especially in the summer.

All depends what you're after really.

Olivier's xmas twist
30-01-2012, 12:23 PM
Planning to go Cornwall sometime to see my best friend although i think she lives in Liskeard now having lived in St Austell before.

Mevagissey do the best beers then? Have to keep that in mind

Pics or GTFO tbh

Cripps_orig
30-01-2012, 12:25 PM
Pics or GTFO tbhOf Liskeard?

PGFC
30-01-2012, 12:37 PM
Nice to see you Letters, glad you had a nice time.

IBK
30-01-2012, 03:05 PM
Nice to see you Letters, glad you had a nice time.

PGFC
30-01-2012, 03:45 PM
Got any pics of your trip Letters? I'm sure we'd all love to see them.

Marc Overmars
30-01-2012, 03:47 PM
Nice to see you Letters, glad you had a nice time.

Letters
30-01-2012, 03:50 PM
<_<

:p

Japan Shaking All Over
31-01-2012, 10:27 AM
Letters went somewhere?

Coney
31-01-2012, 10:32 AM
Letters went somewhere?

Good post. ;)

LDG
31-01-2012, 11:02 AM
I need another holiday.

Fed up.

PGFC
31-01-2012, 11:22 AM
I'm hungry but it's too cold outside to piss about getting something to eat so not-fed up.

Marc Overmars
31-01-2012, 12:39 PM
I just went out to get lunch. :cold:

Bit of snow in the air as well.

Catching up after the mild December it seems.

Syn
31-01-2012, 12:59 PM
Was snowing a bit here too.

Could do with some good soup. Not the Batchelors shit-water type but the proper homemade shit.

Meh. Kronenberg is a good substitute.

#livingtheextreme

Xhaka Can’t
31-01-2012, 10:03 PM
No need to read, just keep scrolling down and enjoy.

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tu

Marc Overmars
31-01-2012, 10:08 PM
No need to read, just keep scrolling down and enjoy.

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tu

:yikes:

I'm going email that around the office tomorrow!

Dennis Bendtner
31-01-2012, 10:13 PM
jesus god

that shit me up

Master Splinter
31-01-2012, 10:18 PM
As always, it's the sound effects that do the trick.

Marc Overmars
01-02-2012, 09:20 AM
:cold:

Morning all

PGFC
01-02-2012, 09:32 AM
Damn, it's fresh out there...

LDG
01-02-2012, 10:23 AM
Brass monkeys!! Brrrrrrrrr

Letters
01-02-2012, 02:34 PM
I'm considering a change of career

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Dozens_apply_for_brothel_inspector_job

:unsure:


:patrice:

LDG
01-02-2012, 11:52 PM
Pre-match suicide on Saturday then?

Letters
01-02-2012, 11:54 PM
Is Jay joining the suicide pact? If she's around to sit with MrsL during the game I can come out to play for longer.

LDG
01-02-2012, 11:56 PM
Is Jay joining the suicide pact? If she's around to sit with MrsL during the game I can come out to play for longer.

I believe so. Will bung her a text tomorrow if I remember.

Gonna scoot about 4 I think, but will be about from 11.30 or so.

A win would be nice.

Letters
01-02-2012, 11:57 PM
The atmosphere is going to be...interesting. 'Specially if it's 0-0 at half time or we go 1-0 down!

:upset:

LDG
01-02-2012, 11:59 PM
The atmosphere is going to be...interesting. 'Specially if it's 0-0 at half time or we go 1-0 down!

:upset:

£40 to sit there with my eyes closed, fingers in my ears going "la la la la la".

Gonna be fuckin cold too....snow possibly.










Anyone want a ticket?

GP
02-02-2012, 12:01 AM
This should make you all feel better

http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

LDG
02-02-2012, 09:18 AM
This should make you all feel better

http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

That's fucking coooooool!! :woohoo:

I did try with my Apple iPhone 4 last night, but it said "You cannot remote detonate, flash".

:lol:

Marc Overmars
02-02-2012, 09:20 AM
:cold:

Playing footie tonight, not looking forward to it in this weather.

Letters
02-02-2012, 09:26 AM
Wear a snood.

Xhaka Can’t
02-02-2012, 09:40 AM
A the lady boys are wearing them.

LDG
02-02-2012, 09:47 AM
I played for the first time in three years last night.

Still got it :cool:

Although, I have found something extra that I didn't know I had. Namely, groin muscles, hips, calf muscles and a back.

LDG
02-02-2012, 09:58 AM
I can't believe Letters has abused his power to get the last say on the already locked Jan Transfer thread.

:sulk:

Letters
02-02-2012, 10:01 AM
I didn't know it was locked.

I'm fucked off with it all at the moment.

LDG
02-02-2012, 11:47 AM
I didn't know it was locked.

I'm fucked off with it all at the moment.

Uhuh.

Same.

Depressing innit. I hate being powerless to say anything to our players, manager etc. Do they not know how much the fans put into this bloody club. And I'm not talking money.

GP
02-02-2012, 11:53 AM
The the worst part, isn't it? We are all powerless.

What could we possibly do? Protest? Boo? Boycott? Would any of that even work?

Niall_Quinn
02-02-2012, 12:23 PM
I didn't know it was locked.

I'm fucked off with it all at the moment.

That's because you're out of touch with what a football forum is all about. You're up there lording it up with the other mods pocketing the cash rolling in from the GW empire and you've forgotten completely it's the little ants like myself and LDG who generate all that wealth for you. You couldn't care less if this place goes to hell and the peasants lose the only thing in their sad little lives because you'll be rich and you won't have to face the consequences of your actions.

PGFC
02-02-2012, 12:23 PM
Afternoon :tiphat:

Hurrah! mid-table mediocraty at last.

Niall_Quinn
02-02-2012, 12:24 PM
Afternoon :tiphat:

Hurrah! mid-table mediocraty at last.

It's been a struggle but we got there, that's the main thing.

LDG
02-02-2012, 12:42 PM
The the worst part, isn't it? We are all powerless.

What could we possibly do? Protest? Boo? Boycott? Would any of that even work?

Nope. The next lot of tourists have their Nikon's at the ready, and are already boarding the bus. My 28 years in love with the club compares equally with the £50 ticket snapped up by Mr wong Smith this morning. He's gonna get a badge, a scarf and Wong Smith printed on the back of a brand new shirt too.

Used to like Smudger too :(

Letters
02-02-2012, 01:07 PM
A boycott would only work if everyone did it. But they won't. Although ticket sales are declining and when RvP goes we'll be a very ordinary team who wouldn't even close to justify the entrance fee. It'll be interesting to see what attendances are like then.

Xhaka Can’t
02-02-2012, 06:27 PM
We've all turned into Arsenal debate hermits!

Niall_Quinn
02-02-2012, 06:42 PM
We've all turned into Arsenal debate hermits!

So has your face.

Xhaka Can’t
03-02-2012, 07:40 AM
Craig David is quitting singing and has joined up with the British 2012 Olympic Archery team.

He is going to be their bow selector.

Master Splinter
03-02-2012, 08:26 AM
:haha:

Terrible, but brilliant.

Injury Time
03-02-2012, 09:11 AM
Craig David is quitting singing and has joined up with the British 2012 Olympic Archery team.

He is going to be their bow selector.
:ilt:

LDG
03-02-2012, 09:27 AM
Craig David is quitting singing and has joined up with the British 2012 Olympic Archery team.

He is going to be their bow selector.

Mummy!! Stop the horrible man from telling jokes like that!!

I did lol though :lol:

Letters
03-02-2012, 09:39 AM
:lol:


Who died and made you Letters? :angry:

Marc Overmars
03-02-2012, 11:17 AM
Friday. :bow:

Beerday. :bow:

FishnChipsday. :bow:

LDG
03-02-2012, 11:34 AM
Friday :bow:

Beerday :bow:

DJ-day :bow:

Kebabday :bow:

:woohoo:

Letters
03-02-2012, 11:40 AM
MrsLday :bow:

LDG
03-02-2012, 11:57 AM
MrsLday :bow:


Anal :bow:

LDG
03-02-2012, 12:16 PM
I bumped into a cross-eyed woman earlier, and she said "You need to look where you're going!"

"Fuck off!" I said, "You need to go where you're looking!"

Marc Overmars
03-02-2012, 05:34 PM
Snow this weekend apparently. :popcorn:

Master Splinter
03-02-2012, 07:00 PM
Snow :bow:.

Winter :bow:.

GP
03-02-2012, 07:02 PM
Snow can go fuck itself.

Master Splinter
03-02-2012, 07:04 PM
Snow can go fuck itself.

And you'll be watching.

GP
03-02-2012, 07:26 PM
And you'll be watching.

http://i49.tinypic.com/biow8n.gif

Letters
03-02-2012, 07:57 PM
Coney :rose:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/taiwan/9058851/Pensioner-dies-after-swallowing-dentures-during-sex-session-with-prostitute.html

Ollie the Optimist
03-02-2012, 09:14 PM
when did c unt get filtered?

Cripps_orig
03-02-2012, 09:16 PM
Has it?

Testing

Wenger

So it has

Niall_Quinn
03-02-2012, 09:39 PM
****

Niall_Quinn
03-02-2012, 09:39 PM
That REALLY sucks the large one. I'm off to find another forum.

PGFC
03-02-2012, 10:27 PM
As least have the good grace to filter **** Terry too, you can't possibly do one without the other <_<

Marc Overmars
03-02-2012, 10:36 PM
Has it?

Testing

Wenger

So it has

I lol'd.

For a muzzer, you're a funny guy you know.

Syn
03-02-2012, 11:27 PM
when did c unt get filtered? When kids with a limited vocab set started using it for the shock factor. It will benefit everyone in the long run.

Cripps_orig
03-02-2012, 11:31 PM
Wtf am i supposed to call Bar****s now and all their players?

Syn
03-02-2012, 11:43 PM
Wtf am i supposed to call Bar****s now and all their players?

Another c word. They are the cancer of modern football.

Cripps_orig
03-02-2012, 11:50 PM
Another c word. They are the cancer of modern football.Barcancerlona?

Barcancer?

Might do well, that. Try it i shall.

Marc Overmars
04-02-2012, 12:21 AM
Cunt

When there's a will, there's a way. :coffee:

Syn
04-02-2012, 02:02 PM
The heating has broken down in my building. :haha:

So this is how I'm going to die. Not the way I would've chosen but oh well.

GP
04-02-2012, 02:07 PM
Just burn some stuff.

Cripps_orig
04-02-2012, 02:07 PM
The heating has broken down in my building. :haha:

So this is how I'm going to die. Not the way I would've chosen but oh well.

Thought you were already dead

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?showtopic=43204&hl=

Marc Overmars
04-02-2012, 02:08 PM
I remember the same happened last year, right in the middle of the snow storms.

The landlord couldn't even get someone out to look at it because everyone was being pussies about the snow.

In the end my dad had to come and rescue me. Day After Tomorrow shit I tell you.

Syn
04-02-2012, 02:09 PM
On the bright side, I can save on electricity costs by turning my fridge off. :trophy:

Master Splinter
04-02-2012, 04:05 PM
The problem with Syn was that he had already established a reputation as a sensible poster. Once you've achieved that accolade there's no going back. Despite his best efforts to try and become a WUM, he was unsuccessful as most people knew he was deliberately WUMming. The trick to be a good WUM, is that people shouldn't know that you're WUMming, essentially they must believe you really are a bloody idiot. This is what separates the experts like ACH, Adrian Durham, Coco Kolo and BOBn from the rest. They have always been a WUM and will always continue to be one. They live, breathe and eat WUM.

:haha:

Sums up Ach well tbf.

McNamara That Ghost...
04-02-2012, 04:15 PM
Barcancerlona?

Barcancer?

Might do well, that. Try it i shall.

Farcelona? Mes Qunt un Club?

Olivier's xmas twist
04-02-2012, 06:52 PM
Is Snow coming down near anyone else's way

Syn
04-02-2012, 06:58 PM
Yup. A fair bit here and expected to keep snowing for another few hours.

If you're out to pull tonight, go out in a t-shirt.

Cripps_orig
04-02-2012, 07:07 PM
:haha:

Sums up Ach well tbf.Who said that?

Olivier's xmas twist
04-02-2012, 07:44 PM
Yup. A fair bit here and expected to keep snowing for another few hours.

If you're out to pull tonight, go out in a t-shirt.

Sucks tbh, unless its a work day lol

Master Splinter
04-02-2012, 08:09 PM
Who said that?

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?showtopic=43204&hl=

Bottom of the page. It was Three Kings Koscielny/Vermination. He had about ten other names as well I think. Is he the one who took a break from GW a few months back?

Cripps_orig
04-02-2012, 08:21 PM
Yoss :bow:

Havent spoken to him since before my sabbatical

The victim of the greatest ownage in GW history if not world history

WMUG
05-02-2012, 09:18 AM
Yoss :bow:

Havent spoken to him since before my sabbatical

The victim of the greatest ownage in GW history if not world history
I believe that honour goes to NBN

Xhaka Can’t
05-02-2012, 09:20 AM
NBN owns the podium.

Letters
05-02-2012, 09:29 AM
NBN owns the podium.

He takes it to away games and everything.
Hardcore.

Cripps_orig
05-02-2012, 11:02 AM
I believe that honour goes to NBNNah.

The dumbass actually spent ages doing something he didnt have to cos of this ownage

WMUG
05-02-2012, 11:56 AM
Nah.

The dumbass actually spent ages doing something he didnt have to cos of this ownageAh yes, THAT one :lol:

Marc Overmars
06-02-2012, 09:40 AM
Morning. :cold:

The paths are an icy deathtrap today. :yikes:

Careful folks.

Coney
06-02-2012, 09:51 AM
Not here. No ice, no snow, just fresh. :)

LDG
06-02-2012, 09:53 AM
Seven!

Letters
06-02-2012, 10:03 AM
The film thread is that way -->

Letters
06-02-2012, 10:08 AM
Seven!

http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae331/mattlamb1982/WUMger.jpg

LDG
06-02-2012, 10:17 AM
:lol:

Where did that come from?

:haha:

Letters
06-02-2012, 10:21 AM
:lol:

Where did that come from?

:haha:

Look in the Henry thread, check out Syn's post with the spoiler. Think it's a page or 2 back. I laughed and laughed and laughed. MrsL got quite cross with me, I was still giggling about it this morning. (GP did the above actually, but check out Syn's initial post)

LDG
06-02-2012, 10:35 AM
:lol:

Love it.

GP
06-02-2012, 10:47 AM
:lol:

yeah I LOLd a lot when I made it

Letters
06-02-2012, 10:53 AM
:lol: I don't even know why it's so funny but I keep giggling about it and there's no way of explaining to anyone what I'm laughing about.

:d

Marc Overmars
06-02-2012, 11:50 AM
It's funny because Wenger is actually making that face anyway in the original pictue. :lol:

That is now the official WUMger picture.

Letters
06-02-2012, 01:29 PM
:doh:

Football cancelled tonight. The good people at Battersea have said the pitch is frozen.


...we play on astroturf. :rolleyes:

GP
06-02-2012, 01:39 PM
:doh:

Football cancelled tonight. The good people at Battersea have said the pitch is frozen.


...we play on astroturf. :rolleyes:

Much like Rooney's barber.

Letters
06-02-2012, 01:40 PM
I did quite enjoy the "Who's the wanker in the wig?" chants the other week.

Marc Overmars
06-02-2012, 01:55 PM
Astroturf can still gather ice and frost lettuce. Not a nice impact falling on that.

Master Splinter
06-02-2012, 01:58 PM
I did quite enjoy the "Who's the wanker in the wig?" chants the other week.

Who was shouting that at you?

Letters
06-02-2012, 01:59 PM
Astroturf can still gather ice and frost lettuce. Not a nice impact falling on that.

It's not been that cold since the snow though. I doubt it's frozen. Meh, whatever.

Letters
06-02-2012, 01:59 PM
Who was shouting that at you?

:angry:

LDG
06-02-2012, 02:02 PM
I remember turning out each week on sandy astro.

Slide tackles really did show the true ghel in me. Burns which took months to heal, and I still have the scars. All for the cause though....even if it was for pub teams. You have to make the effort.

Letters
06-02-2012, 02:04 PM
Yeah...we don't make slide tackles. Pure Wengerball all the way :cool:

LDG
06-02-2012, 02:10 PM
Yeah...we don't make slide tackles. Pure Wengerball all the way :cool:

So you're 2% away from pub league domination then. Well done.

PGFC
06-02-2012, 03:08 PM
I remember turning out each week on Sandy Astro


Who's she? was she in Dirty Nurses 4 & 5?

LDG
06-02-2012, 03:22 PM
Who's she? was she in Dirty Nurses 4 & 5?

You know your pron trivia.

Little known fact: She was in the Dirty Nurses, the original. They didn't get her face on camera though.

GP
06-02-2012, 03:34 PM
I had a client the other day called Sandy Beaverstock.

True story.

Letters
06-02-2012, 03:41 PM
When you say 'had'?

GP
06-02-2012, 04:19 PM
##

LDG
06-02-2012, 05:11 PM
Bloody hell. Cummon. 'Urry up Monday, you shitbag.

:ilt:

Xhaka Can’t
06-02-2012, 05:35 PM
##

You gave her the creeps?

PGFC
07-02-2012, 02:23 PM
:yawn: Is it the weekend yet?

LDG
07-02-2012, 02:39 PM
No :angry:

Roll on summer.

This sucks.

Marc Overmars
07-02-2012, 02:41 PM
Fuck.

PGFC
07-02-2012, 03:15 PM
Fuck.

Thanks, but as you can see I'm a bit tired :good:

LDG
07-02-2012, 03:45 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16925230

:sick:

:ilt:

I wonder who, from this board, may think of applying :rolleyes:

GP
07-02-2012, 03:56 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16925230

:sick:

:ilt:

I wonder who, from this board, may think of applying :rolleyes:

Pomp and Ceremony :bow:

PGFC
07-02-2012, 04:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16925230

:sick:

:ilt:

I wonder who, from this board, may think of applying :rolleyes:

I'm not sure but I think Letters has just exploded.

Xhaka Can’t
07-02-2012, 08:13 PM
If you need a European Satellite Dish for free Premiership football, these guys are the best.

http://www.mont-sat.pl/

Master Splinter
07-02-2012, 08:15 PM
I'm not sure but I think Letters has just exploded.

Did Mr.Singh convert to Islam?

Coney
07-02-2012, 08:20 PM
When you say 'had'?

When he said 'Beaver'.......

Coney
07-02-2012, 08:21 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16925230

:sick:

:ilt:

I wonder who, from this board, may think of applying :rolleyes:

Jesus. It's worse than I expected.

Coney
07-02-2012, 08:23 PM
If you need a European Satellite Dish for free Premiership football, these guys are the best.

http://www.mont-sat.pl/

Now that's what I call a fucking satellite dish.

Letters
07-02-2012, 11:49 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16925230

:sick:

:ilt:

I wonder who, from this board, may think of applying :rolleyes:

:dance:

Chrissie
08-02-2012, 10:41 AM
Morning

Hot Fuzz?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9066337/CCTV-police-officer-chased-himself-after-being-mistaken-for-burglar.html

:lol:

LDG
08-02-2012, 10:46 AM
Morning

Hot Fuzz?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9066337/CCTV-police-officer-chased-himself-after-being-mistaken-for-burglar.html

:lol:

:haha:

That's priceless. And has cheered me up from the bad mood I was in :lol:

Thanks for that :good:

Chrissie
08-02-2012, 10:51 AM
:haha:

That's priceless. And has cheered me up from the bad mood I was in :lol:

Thanks for that :good:

You're welcome. Shite week for me so far. Roll on the weekend!

Flavs
08-02-2012, 10:52 AM
Morning

Hot Fuzz?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9066337/CCTV-police-officer-chased-himself-after-being-mistaken-for-burglar.html

:lol:

:lol: :pal:

LDG
08-02-2012, 10:54 AM
You're welcome. Shite week for me so far. Roll on the weekend!

How's tricks btw?

Brian all good?

Chrissie
08-02-2012, 11:00 AM
Brian (lol) is good ta and everything else really. I have two funerals to go to on Friday so just want to get this week out the way. How's things with you?

LDG
08-02-2012, 11:09 AM
Brian (lol) is good ta and everything else really. I have two funerals to go to on Friday so just want to get this week out the way. How's things with you?

What is it with funerals this year? Been to one meself, and another likely on the way. Bloke in my office has been to NINE in the last 3 months....mental.

Yeah, things are ok I guess. Just getting sick of winter. Need summer, sun, and Fridays out in the pub beer garden :good:

Chrissie
08-02-2012, 11:16 AM
Yeah will be glad when these two are out the way, no disrespect.

I need sun, shorts and flip flops asap please.

Coney
08-02-2012, 12:50 PM
Bloke in my office has been to NINE in the last 3 months....mental.

He's not Fred West's brother is he? I think you should tell Scotland Yard.

LDG
08-02-2012, 12:52 PM
He's not Fred West's brother is he? I think you should tell Scotland Yard.

Don't be cruel. He's lost two mums and 4 dads in that lot :sulk:

PGFC
08-02-2012, 12:56 PM
Don't be cruel. He's lost two mums and 4 dads in that lot :sulk:

Trigger?

LDG
08-02-2012, 01:15 PM
:lol:

"look after your broom!"

Flavs
08-02-2012, 01:19 PM
Yeah will be glad when these two are out the way, no disrespect.

I need sun, shorts and flip flops asap please.

Have you tried watching Magnum?

Flavs
09-02-2012, 10:25 AM
Shit and i thought yesterday was dull

PGFC
09-02-2012, 10:33 AM
Uh-huh.

Flavs
09-02-2012, 10:43 AM
:ilt:

Xhaka Can’t
09-02-2012, 10:50 AM
Sent a text yesterday that was meant for my brother to my son's Italian teacher by mistake.

Not good.

GP
09-02-2012, 10:51 AM
Sent a text yesterday that was meant for my brother to my son's Italian teacher by mistake.

Not good.

What a mistake-a to make-a.

Marc Overmars
09-02-2012, 10:51 AM
Go on...

PGFC
09-02-2012, 10:54 AM
Sent a text yesterday that was meant for my brother to my son's Italian teacher by mistake.

Not good.

Cazzo!

Flavs
09-02-2012, 11:02 AM
What a mistake-a to make-a.

:ilt:

Xhaka Can’t
09-02-2012, 11:07 AM
My wife forgot to pay for my son's after school Italian classes. So the teacher texted me. I apologised and offered to pay for the next term as well and asked how much next term was. While this was going on, my brother was texting about Redknapp.

Me: Sorry, I'll get the cheque to you tomorrow. How much is next term? I'll pay for that too.

Teacher: Don't worry, next tern is £33. That would be great, thanks!

Me: It is all bullshit. Hope boro win for you tonight.

Didn't realise what I'd done til I got a text from my son's teacher a couple of hours later after I got back from Liverpool.

Teacher: What the amount you owe me?? Think that text wasn't for me.

Flavs
09-02-2012, 11:10 AM
:ilt:

Marc Overmars
09-02-2012, 12:11 PM
Gutted! I remember I was texting a mate and she was bitching about a mutual friend. I said "Yeah I know what you mean, she can be right slag sometimes."

Because I had the name of the mutual friend in my mind, for some reason I saw her in the phonebook and sent it. Realised as soon as I pressed send, even switched the phone off while it was sending in hope it wouldn't go! :lol:

LDG
09-02-2012, 12:20 PM
:haha:

Knowing Gary:

"Yeah, it was meant for someone else. Oops. I'm very sorry. But you can forget about your payment now, you fuckin slag!!!!!"

Coney
09-02-2012, 01:06 PM
My wife forgot to pay for my son's after school Italian classes. So the teacher texted me. I apologised and offered to pay for the next term as well and asked how much next term was. While this was going on, my brother was texting about Redknapp.

Me: Sorry, I'll get the cheque to you tomorrow. How much is next term? I'll pay for that too.

Teacher: Don't worry, next tern is £33. That would be great, thanks!

Me: It is all bullshit. Hope boro win for you tonight.

Didn't realise what I'd done til I got a text from my son's teacher a couple of hours later after I got back from Liverpool.

Teacher: What the amount you owe me?? Think that text wasn't for me.

They're selling seabirds for £33?


:getcoat:

dazthegooner
09-02-2012, 01:11 PM
Tried to apply for a job with First capital filling out the application was rejecting the password they want at least 8 characters on must be a capital and one number done that and its still being rejected there website is just like the services they run fucking shit!!! :angry:

GP
09-02-2012, 01:19 PM
I tried changing my facebook password to 'Arsenalback4' but it was too weak.

dazthegooner
09-02-2012, 01:21 PM
I tried changing my facebook password to 'Arsenalback4' but it was too weak.

NOW GO OUT OF THE ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST WROTE!!! :angry: (and yes did mean to shout) :)

Syn
09-02-2012, 01:22 PM
Intern (social media / football) (3 months)


Role
A passionate football fan who really knows how to use social media to get a message out. You'll be in charge of their social media efforts, using twitter, Facebook, their blog and contacts to get the message out to football fans around the UK. Yep, that's right, this job really is sitting around all day chatting about football on social networks. Well, OK, it's a bit more than that - you'll need to write interesting content for all these channels, target it to the right people and monitor the results of your efforts.

A three month paid internship that, if things go well, could turn into a full-time role.


Salary
£250 / week


Location
Central London


Requirements
Any discipline. Passionate about football. Really understand social media - channels, how to use them and appropriate etiquette. Excellent writing skills, whether that's in 300 words or 140 characters. Work well under your own initiative. Effectively manage projects and your time. Have good IT skills.


Number of vacancies
1


Start date
Immediate


Vacancy type
Full time


Further details
bantr.tv


How to apply
Online application at: http://blog.bantr.tv/pages/careers


Closing date
20/02/2012






Being paid to WUM on messageboards? That's the dream, surely?

All yours, Cripps.

Cripps_orig
09-02-2012, 01:28 PM
Interesting

I wont go for it unfortunately

My arse might though

Syn
09-02-2012, 01:28 PM
:cold:

GP
09-02-2012, 01:37 PM
Being paid to WUM on messageboards? That's the dream, surely?

All yours, Cripps.


you'll need to write interesting content

Almost.

LDG
09-02-2012, 02:26 PM
My arse might though

...and monitor the results of your efforts

:sick:

Letters
09-02-2012, 06:17 PM
Gutted! I remember I was texting a mate and she was bitching about a mutual friend. I said "Yeah I know what you mean, she can be right slag sometimes."

Because I had the name of the mutual friend in my mind, for some reason I saw her in the phonebook and sent it. Realised as soon as I pressed send, even switched the phone off while it was sending in hope it wouldn't go! :lol:

:lol:

Sunday is the first anniversary of the first text I ever sent MrsL. It was nice and simple:

"Happy birthday Lucy. Have a good day x"


I hadn't met her at this stage and I sat back awaiting the Brownie points...except her name isn't Lucy :doh:

When she was giving me her number (via the dating site we met on, using the instant chat facility on there) I was writing an email to Lucy, another girl I was in conversation with. I had a massive brainfart and put MrsL's number in my phone under the name Lucy and then, continuing my confusion, used that name in my text the following day.

Text came back a few minutes later asking who Lucy was :lol: :doh:

Luckily she believed my explanation and the rest is history.

GP
09-02-2012, 08:31 PM
Letters :bow:

Ho's in different area codes :bow:

Xhaka Can’t
09-02-2012, 08:51 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/430957_353847514633918_293154100703260_1306813_197 639558_n.jpg

Letters
09-02-2012, 08:51 PM
That's how I roll :cool:

Cripps_orig
09-02-2012, 09:39 PM
That's how I roll :cool:By breathing fast and sticking out your tongue? :unsure:

Letters
09-02-2012, 09:46 PM
That was supposed to be a reply to GP's post.

Stoopid Gary <_<

Xhaka Can’t
09-02-2012, 09:56 PM
:haha:

Marc Overmars
09-02-2012, 11:26 PM
Gah, football was terrible. Pitch was caked with snow.

Ended up going for a couple of pints when we realised playing was pointless.

LDG
10-02-2012, 10:10 AM
I manned up and played footy last night, despite the snow. Scored the winner. Me :bow:

Flavs
10-02-2012, 10:28 AM
I was all manned up to play B-ball last night and then couldnt get the car out the drive :pal:

dazthegooner
10-02-2012, 10:37 AM
Well been doing abit of temping worked all last week and 2 days this asked the agency for a sub don't think they can had to walk from Eltham to Bromley this morning no money for lunch and they expect me to work till 5 with no food then walk back... Nah not bloody likely Rant over!

dazthegooner
10-02-2012, 10:38 AM
I manned up and played footy last night, despite the snow. Scored the winner. Me :bow:

Bet it was offside as well! ;)

Flavs
10-02-2012, 02:01 PM
most boring day ever?

LDG
10-02-2012, 02:24 PM
most boring day ever?

Not really. Chillin out with a pint in the pub watching the world go by :d

Flavs
10-02-2012, 02:34 PM
Not really. Chillin out with a pint in the pub watching the world go by :d

That explains why you havent answered my email then shitbag

Marc Overmars
10-02-2012, 02:46 PM
It doesn't feel like Friday.

LDG
10-02-2012, 02:49 PM
That explains why you havent answered my email then shitbag

Ah, urgent?? Facebook message me....

Flavs
10-02-2012, 02:55 PM
Ah, urgent?? Facebook message me....

:rolleyes:

dazthegooner
10-02-2012, 02:57 PM
Wish I was in pub with a pint next time i will be will be next week :(

LDG
10-02-2012, 02:57 PM
Sent ya me mobile number anyway....

Edit: @ falvs. Not you daz.

dazthegooner
10-02-2012, 03:03 PM
So who's number have i just received then? :unsure:

LDG
10-02-2012, 03:05 PM
So who's number have i just received then? :unsure:

Gay Errol's

dazthegooner
10-02-2012, 03:07 PM
Excellent :hit:

Flavs
10-02-2012, 03:07 PM
So who's number have i just received then? :unsure:

Cripps's

dazthegooner
10-02-2012, 03:12 PM
Cripps's

Your dream not mine ;)

dazthegooner
10-02-2012, 03:41 PM
You know what I just can't be asked for the rest of the afternoon probably won't be back after today anyway and finish at 5 :)

Syn
10-02-2012, 04:14 PM
On the train to Liverpool - turns out I'll be going to the Sunderland game tomorrow. First arsenal game of the season and first away game in yonks. :dance:

dazthegooner
10-02-2012, 04:19 PM
On the train to Liverpool - turns out I'll be going to the Sunderland game tomorrow. First arsenal game of the season and first away game in yonks. :dance:


Erm Sunderland is in er well in Sunderland... ;)

Cripps_orig
10-02-2012, 04:36 PM
On the train to Liverpool - turns out I'll be going to the Sunderland game tomorrow. First arsenal game of the season and first away game in yonks. :dance::pal:

Should have waited a week

dazthegooner
10-02-2012, 04:50 PM
People should be allowed to use Facebook at work if not busy! BORED!!!! Thank fook I'm leaving in to minutes :)

Cripps_orig
10-02-2012, 04:52 PM
I dont have work til tuesday

We're not allowed phones, ipods etc

So we make our own entertainment mainly checking out the girls

LDG
10-02-2012, 05:25 PM
I dont have work til tuesdayWe're not allowed phones, ipods etcSo we make our own entertainment mainly checking out the girls Don't they wear all that yashmak shit and headgear, top to toe in black though? How can you tell if they is fit?

Cripps_orig
10-02-2012, 05:31 PM
Don't they wear all that yashmak shit and headgear, top to toe in black though? How can you tell if they is fit?No...

I work at the Excel Centre

I remember working there during the Britain and Irelands Next Top Model event late last year. I thought i had died and gone to heaven

Xhaka Can’t
10-02-2012, 06:37 PM
On the train to Liverpool - turns out I'll be going to the Sunderland game tomorrow. First arsenal game of the season and first away game in yonks. :dance:

I was on the train to Liverpool on Wednesday.

It went to Liverpool.

LDG
11-02-2012, 02:19 PM
Pissed :dance:

Saturdays :bow:

Letters
13-02-2012, 10:11 AM
:unsure:

Hello?

LDG
13-02-2012, 10:13 AM
:wave:

Flavs
13-02-2012, 10:13 AM
:sleep:

Letters
13-02-2012, 10:16 AM
MrsL's birthday yesterday.
Chinese Buffet :bow:


*pop*

:dance:

GP
13-02-2012, 10:16 AM
:unsure:

Hello?

Is... is it me you're looking for?

Flavs
13-02-2012, 10:19 AM
MrsL's birthday yesterday.
Chinese Buffet :bow:


*pop*

:dance:

MSG :bow:

GP
13-02-2012, 10:19 AM
Bitches love MSG.

Letters
13-02-2012, 10:23 AM
Is... is it me you're looking for?

No :angry:

Marc Overmars
13-02-2012, 01:39 PM
Forgot it was half-term and those pesky kids were out and about.

Kids. :rolleyes:

Flavs
13-02-2012, 01:40 PM
Forgot it was half-term and those pesky kids were out and about.

Kids. :rolleyes:

I had been out wandering on lunch for a total of 7 minutes before i pushed some lank haired soap dodger out the way. He has probably reported me to his mum for bullying and right now is crying into his Justin Beiber'esque baseball hat

Flavs
13-02-2012, 02:06 PM
JUst weighed myself and I am under 15 stone for the first time since i was 20!!

LDG
13-02-2012, 02:18 PM
Forgot it was half-term and those pesky kids were out and about.

Kids. :rolleyes:

:gp:

Just nipped into town. Screaming bitches and "dude" lads. Mostly with McDonalds, shakeaways and dike shite from bodyshop. Blatently someone gonna be wandering around blowing bubbles, and no doubt there'll be two kids who fancy themselves as buskers.

Injury Time
13-02-2012, 03:15 PM
:gp:

Just nipped into town. Screaming bitches and "dude" lads. Mostly with McDonalds, shakeaways and dike shite from bodyshop. Blatently someone gonna be wandering around blowing bubbles, and no doubt there'll be two kids who fancy themselves as buskers.
Was that the Wenger scouting tweet?

LDG
13-02-2012, 04:57 PM
:ilt:

Coney
13-02-2012, 05:12 PM
:gp:

Just nipped into town. Screaming bitches and "dude" lads. Mostly with McDonalds, shakeaways and dike shite from bodyshop. Blatently someone gonna be wandering around blowing bubbles, and no doubt there'll be two kids who fancy themselves as buskers.

Would have got away with a big mac if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

Letters
14-02-2012, 07:53 AM
Today's Google Doodle :d :clap:

Google :bow:

This is why I support their bid for world domination.

Flavs
14-02-2012, 08:33 AM
Today's Google Doodle :d :clap:

Google :bow:

This is why I support their bid for world domination.

:goodpost:

PGFC
14-02-2012, 09:03 AM
Morning :tiphat:

Tuesdays :sulk:

LDG
14-02-2012, 09:26 AM
:wave:

Been to the gym already. Knackered.

Letters
14-02-2012, 09:28 AM
I had one of the chocolates MrsL got me for breakfast :)
And a banana ##

I'm so fat :(

I was shite at football last night :lol:, had a real Arshavin for the first 20 minutes. Got a bit better towards the end though.

dazthegooner
14-02-2012, 10:04 AM
Morning peeps in the library using the computers before the brats arrive :police:

Letters
14-02-2012, 10:16 AM
Morning peeps in the library using the computers before the brats arrive :police:

Shh!

dazthegooner
14-02-2012, 10:53 AM
No shant :sulk:

GP
14-02-2012, 11:19 AM
No shant :sulk:

No shanting in here! Disgusting :sulk:

LDG
15-02-2012, 11:53 AM
9 Hours sleep :bow:

Could do with another one of those tonight.

Sleep is awesome.

Marc Overmars
15-02-2012, 12:12 PM
Nice day today.

Spring. :bow:

LDG
15-02-2012, 12:20 PM
Nice day today.

Spring. :bow:

:gp:

Gonna have a wander at lunch I think. Didn't have to wear a coat this morning, just me suit jacket.

Fuck off winter :pal:

Letters
15-02-2012, 12:27 PM
Our network is all kinds of buggered today.

Luckily the interweb is still working :dance:

LDG
15-02-2012, 12:31 PM
Our network is all kinds of buggered today.

Luckily the interweb is still working :dance:

Pron :bow:

Letters
15-02-2012, 12:43 PM
Me So Hungy. :(

Coney
15-02-2012, 12:47 PM
Me just eaten suchi. Me now perform tea coffee ceremony.

PGFC
15-02-2012, 01:19 PM
Razy lacists :sulk: