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MissHandbag
24-05-2011, 02:00 PM
The new site is good - Well done boys

MissHandbag
24-05-2011, 02:01 PM
Well you had to find oiut sooner or later ;)

My dreams of him being secretly chivalrous are shattered.

Did you hear about that job?

LDG
24-05-2011, 02:03 PM
My dreams of him being secretly chivalrous are shattered.



Fancy a fuck?

MissHandbag
24-05-2011, 02:03 PM
Stop quipping and answer your message

MissHandbag
24-05-2011, 02:04 PM
Fancy a fuck?

Much of the time yeah

LDG
24-05-2011, 02:06 PM
Stop quipping and answer your message

Whoops....and done.

dazthegooner
24-05-2011, 02:09 PM
My dreams of him being secretly chivalrous are shattered.

Did you hear about that job?

Well one I applied for last month no even though the website says still ongoing <_<

Nothing else going but will keep on trying.

MissHandbag
24-05-2011, 02:12 PM
Well one I applied for last month no even though the website says still ongoing <_<

Nothing else going but will keep on trying.

Good luck with that - I'm sending you my lucky vibes - someone might as well use em

Marc Overmars
24-05-2011, 07:49 PM
Ogling girls bums at the gym. :bow:

That is all.

WMUG
24-05-2011, 09:42 PM
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/talljustin.png

Cripps_orig
24-05-2011, 09:46 PM
Whats with all the @ stuff on here?

Marc Overmars
24-05-2011, 09:48 PM
Do you use Twitter? It's just a way of getting someone's attention by mentioning them.

ie

Ach

The Dismantler
24-05-2011, 09:48 PM
welcome back Crippler!...

ewww

The Wengerbabies
24-05-2011, 09:49 PM
Whats with all the @ stuff on here?
It tags people and they get a notification, so if you want someones attention without quoting them you tag them.

Cripps_orig
24-05-2011, 09:53 PM
Never used Twitter so i was lost. Thought it was a new GW thing and i was left behind in the ways of the old GW.

So how does it work? I just put @ in front of a posters name?

For example, i make a post in the WWE thread which i think might interest the Maccy bros etc so i put @ and then Macs full name?

Cripps_orig
24-05-2011, 09:54 PM
welcome back Crippler!...

ewww

Thanks

The Wengerbabies
24-05-2011, 09:55 PM
Never used Twitter so i was lost. Thought it was a new GW thing and i was left behind in the ways of the old GW.

So how does it work? I just put @ in front of a posters name?

For example, i make a post in the WWE thread which i think might interest the Maccy bros etc so i put @ and then Macs full name?
Put an @(insertname); you need the ;

The Wengerbabies
24-05-2011, 09:55 PM
Ach; http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?70-Tagging-other-members-in-your-posts

The Wengerbabies
24-05-2011, 10:48 PM
@McNamara That Ghost...; this is a reply to 'recent visitors on profiles' (http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/member.php?8-McNamara-That-Ghost...)

yes signing out does get around it but its too much hassle

no matter I guess y'all know if I'm stalking you ;)

Cripps_orig
25-05-2011, 12:16 AM
Why is there only 2 topics in the Whats New section? How do i get to see the last 24 hours active topics as it was in the old GW?

The Wengerbabies
25-05-2011, 12:21 AM
Why is there only 2 topics in the Whats New section? How do i get to see the last 24 hours active topics as it was in the old GW?
I think it assumes you've read the other :shrug:

the easter bunnie
25-05-2011, 07:58 AM
Can anybody tells me what happens when you put your own name in the at thingy? What would happen if I did this? (_)*(_);

Letters
25-05-2011, 07:59 AM
Can anybody tells me what happens when you put your own name in the at thingy? What would happen if I did this? (_)*(_);

It rips a hole in the spacetime continum and creates a paradox.


Great Scott!

Letters
25-05-2011, 08:04 AM
Morning all.
Sunny :cool:

:dance:

the easter bunnie
25-05-2011, 08:10 AM
It rips a hole in the spacetime continum and creates a paradox.


Great Scott!


Aaargggghhhhhhhhhh!!! Tell Arsene to go f

LDG
25-05-2011, 08:14 AM
Fuck. It's well nice out.

Fuck. I'm in the office.

Day off Friday though :beer:

Marc Overmars
25-05-2011, 08:16 AM
Cake is good.

That is all.

LDG
25-05-2011, 08:19 AM
Cake is good.

That is all.

Ha!

Actually, saw that choccy cake advert last night...aunt bessies or summit.

Thought of Letters :loveblush:

"I Love cake I do...oooh...nummy"

Letters
25-05-2011, 08:20 AM
I had leftover birthday cake for breakfast.
Me :bow:

LDG
25-05-2011, 08:21 AM
Got biscuits. Choccy ones. And strong coffee....didn't sleep well last night :(

dazthegooner
25-05-2011, 08:31 AM
Morning all :tiphat:

Off out later tis my mates birthday today so :beer:

the easter bunnie
25-05-2011, 08:35 AM
say no to cake, it will lead you to a dark place resist Dundee and Victoria be careful of Jaffa it is pre-bake cake-reassingnment. Crumbs in the bed, crumbs behind the fridge, crumbs under the microwave. Waiting.Silently. With malevolent intent.

LDG
25-05-2011, 08:37 AM
say no to cake, it will lead you to a dark place resist Dundee and Victoria be careful of Jaffa it is pre-bake cake-reassingnment. Crumbs in the bed, crumbs behind the fridge, crumbs under the microwave. Waiting.Silently. With malevolent intent.

Are you Phil Brown?

Ollie the Optimist
25-05-2011, 10:47 AM
morning all :) the one thing i love about evening work is that i can enjoy the sun during the day :dance:

IBK
25-05-2011, 11:19 AM
Where's Handy?

LDG
25-05-2011, 11:24 AM
Where's Handy?

She's been on....

She also signed up a couple of days ago.

Letters
25-05-2011, 12:33 PM
I'm not into cars but the ones which will be taking part in Gumball3000

http://www.gumball3000.com/info

are parked in the carpark downstairs from here. Went to have a look at lunchtime. One of them is worth £1m apparently! :o

I took some photos, will post them later when I can get them off my phone.

MissHandbag
25-05-2011, 01:25 PM
Where's Handy?

Correct and present sir

LDG
25-05-2011, 02:20 PM
So nice outside :banghead:

Gotta go over to the folks tonight for dinner :banghead:

'Ere, how much is an album on itunes these days??

GP
25-05-2011, 02:43 PM
Don't use iTunes, get it from Amazon. £7.49 for a new album, less if it's older.

LDG
25-05-2011, 03:29 PM
Ta GP. Thing is, I need to get hold of it tonight for tomorrow....meh.

Letters - When you gonna put your avatar up man?? Looks unprofessional :sulk:

GP
25-05-2011, 03:46 PM
Yep, I meant Amazon downloads. Loads of places will do digital only these days.

LDG
25-05-2011, 03:53 PM
Yep, I meant Amazon downloads. Loads of places will do digital only these days.

Just had a looksee. Nice. Will check it out later and download the pile of shite I will not mention on here, but I secretly quite like.

Xhaka Can’t
25-05-2011, 03:57 PM
I prefer to buy CDs and have a hard copy of all my music which I can load on to all my devices.

LDG
25-05-2011, 04:02 PM
I used to prefer that too...but I hate fuckin HMV. I can never get what I want, and I hate waiting for sodding years to get stuff shipped from the US when buying online.

LDG
25-05-2011, 04:25 PM
What does "andor possing" mean?

Letters
25-05-2011, 09:55 PM
Here are the pics of the fancy cars parked downstairs from my office ahead of the Gumbo3000 rally:

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150188442345740.306853.711425739&l=23c56f81d7

Marc Overmars
25-05-2011, 09:58 PM
The Bugatti. :bow:

Letters
25-05-2011, 10:00 PM
The Bugatti. :bow:

That's the one which costs over £1m, right? I don't know much about cars but I just had to go see what a £1m car looks like!
They're pretty sexy, I'm amazed they just park them in a car park, no-one was guarding them.

Marc Overmars
25-05-2011, 10:06 PM
Not sure of the cost but it's the fastest road legal car in the world, so yeah 1m seems feasible.

Letters
25-05-2011, 10:09 PM
A colleague who is into cars told me the price. Ridiculous really.
They do all look pretty nice though.

WMUG
25-05-2011, 10:21 PM
Top Gear said it's €1m. Which is about the same thing now :(

The Wengerbabies
25-05-2011, 10:23 PM
Play.com product pages have changed. I prefer the old ones.

Mr.Singh
25-05-2011, 10:33 PM
My cousin has a Bugatti he paid over a million.....dude has too much money

LDG
26-05-2011, 07:45 AM
Hello.

I get excited when I see my new keyboard.

Letters
26-05-2011, 07:49 AM
Hello.

I get excited when I see my new keyboard.

Is it an ergonomic management one? You, sir, are living the dream.

Quite sunny now, it was freezing this morning.

adzzzbatch
26-05-2011, 07:51 AM
My cousin has a Bugatti he paid over a million.....dude has too much money

A Hot Wheels doesn't count.

adzzzbatch
26-05-2011, 07:52 AM
Is it an ergonomic management one? You, sir, are living the dream.

Quite sunny now, it was freezing this morning.

:lol: Couldn't find the ergonomic keyboard lift scene from Peep Show on youtube.

LDG
26-05-2011, 07:53 AM
Is it an ergonomic management one? You, sir, are living the dream.

Quite sunny now, it was freezing this morning.

It's all flat and sexy and shit.

Fist a new chair. Now a new keyboard.

They're going all out to keep me here, I tell you.

adzzzbatch
26-05-2011, 07:54 AM
Like giving an Arsenal player who doesn't wanna be there the captaincy?

LDG
26-05-2011, 07:56 AM
Like giving an Arsenal player who doesn't wanna be there the captaincy?

Less about 5 million quid. But similar. You are right.

Nozza!
26-05-2011, 08:37 AM
Oi, gooner geezers, Did you miss me when I was away. Did you hang my picture on your wall. Did you miss me every single day...

LDG
26-05-2011, 08:38 AM
Oh. I thought you were that (_)*(_) geezer.

adzzzbatch
26-05-2011, 08:40 AM
Got the dentist at 10:20, I shall of course brush my teeth and tongue before I go. :cool:

Nozza!
26-05-2011, 08:48 AM
Oi, mush, nah been across La Manche with the trouble...

LDG
26-05-2011, 08:51 AM
Oi, mush, nah been across La Manche with the trouble...

Isle of Wight :bow:

LDG
26-05-2011, 10:06 AM
Half day :dance:

Letters
26-05-2011, 10:07 AM
Half day :dance:

You'd fit right in in the public sector.

PGFC
26-05-2011, 10:08 AM
:tiphat:

Cripps_orig
26-05-2011, 10:16 AM
Has anyone ever given a speech at a wedding before?

My cousin is getting married in July. Shes asked me to get up on stage and just talk about her, any stories i might have about her and so on. I have reminded her that we are Asian and we dont do this shit but shes adamant. There will be around 700 guests there, most of which i wont know. They have hired a band and they rented out a massive place for the wedding. We can play golf, go sailing and god knows what else. I did tell her that whilst i will be at the wedding, il be too busy exploring everything to give a speech.

PGFC
26-05-2011, 10:52 AM
Bhai :wave: Practice, Practice, Practice, you should spend about a week researching and writing down what you're going to say, you ideally want no more than 20 minutes in all, if you're going for funny you'll need to remember that you'll need to appeal to a big age range say 8-80 so balance the jokes to suit, 700 people is a large audience to catch and then hold so you might want to take some voice coaching lessons just in case :good:

PGFC
26-05-2011, 10:55 AM
Nervous yet?

:whistle:

Nozza!
26-05-2011, 11:00 AM
Oi, mush, start with the Fun to Hug gag - and finish by saying as the bride is 3 months pregnant you hope to see them all again at the naming ceremony in January...

LDG
26-05-2011, 12:55 PM
Cunting fuckcunts.

So. Was supposed to be off the whole day, but came in out of the goodness of my heart because other people had fucked around and not done what they were supposed to. Then was supposed to be on a half day....but am still here, and waiting for other people to do stuff. Fucking cunts. Will no doubt end up working the whole fucking day.

Fucking. Fuck fuck wanky bollocks.

Gonna get rage.

the easter bunnie
26-05-2011, 01:01 PM
Potty Mouth, potty mouth. Mummy says go to the bathroom and scrub that tongue with carbolic. The towel will soak up the wee.

Marc Overmars
26-05-2011, 01:01 PM
Rain rain rain.

At least I've got a couple of Krispy Kreme Donuts to tackle in a bit. :dance:

LDG
26-05-2011, 01:01 PM
Potty Mouth, potty mouth. Mummy says go to the bathroom and scrub that tongue with carbolic. The towel will soak up the wee.

Oh fuck off.

Letters
26-05-2011, 01:06 PM
:doh:

Just tried to chuck a plastic bottle into the bin next to me at point blank range.
It bounced off something already in the bin and out onto the flooe.

Me :pal:

Am I Arsenal in disguise?

the easter bunnie
26-05-2011, 01:06 PM
clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop NEIGHHHH. That's how the horsey goes.

LDG
26-05-2011, 01:08 PM
:haha:

And Letts - It's a well known fact that nerds can't do cool things. I on the other hand hit the paper bin every time. And there's only a small hole to aim for.

Cripps_orig
26-05-2011, 01:12 PM
Bhai :wave: Practice, Practice, Practice, you should spend about a week researching and writing down what you're going to say, you ideally want no more than 20 minutes in all, if you're going for funny you'll need to remember that you'll need to appeal to a big age range say 8-80 so balance the jokes to suit, 700 people is a large audience to catch and then hold so you might want to take some voice coaching lessons just in case :good:
So youre saying i should practise?

If i agree to this, il probably start on the speech within the next couple of weeks and then let others hear it before the wedding to see how it is

Letters
26-05-2011, 01:13 PM
:haha:

And Letts - It's a well known fact that nerds can't do cool things. I on the other hand hit the paper bin every time. And there's only a small hole to aim for.

<joke about Mrs Letters>

LDG
26-05-2011, 01:15 PM
So youre saying i should practise?

If i agree to this, il probably start on the speech within the next couple of weeks and then let others hear it before the wedding to see how it is

Make sure you provide links to your quotes ;)

So what's the format for muslim weddings (I'm assuming that's what it is?? :unsure: ). How does it differ from the trad christian wedding? Food etc?

Cripps_orig
26-05-2011, 01:23 PM
Make sure you provide links to your quotes ;)

So what's the format for muslim weddings (I'm assuming that's what it is?? :unsure: ). How does it differ from the trad christian wedding? Food etc?

No alcohol for one thing. Makes for a better time.

The food i imagine will be all Asian food. I think its Biryani. Not sure if you guys know what that is. Should do. Its like over £20 a head for 700 people so thats like.....math i cant even do.

Fortunately the groom is loaded. Hes also hired singers and god knows what else.

LDG
26-05-2011, 01:26 PM
'Ere, speaking of which. Had a load of actors in Winchester the other day. Including Keano Reeves. He's doing a bloody bollywood movie.....the whole of the main car park was taken up by you asian looking fellas, who I assume were all dancers or summit. Didn't know what the hell was going on until someone told me later in the evening....thought we were being attacked.

Cripps_orig
26-05-2011, 01:28 PM
Keanu Reeves :bow:

After his Matrix shocker destroying his rep, its good to see him getting back on track

Syn
26-05-2011, 01:29 PM
Has anyone ever given a speech at a wedding before?

My cousin is getting married in July. Shes asked me to get up on stage and just talk about her, any stories i might have about her and so on. I have reminded her that we are Asian and we dont do this shit but shes adamant. There will be around 700 guests there, most of which i wont know. They have hired a band and they rented out a massive place for the wedding. We can play golf, go sailing and god knows what else. I did tell her that whilst i will be at the wedding, il be too busy exploring everything to give a speech.

If you're a good public speaker, out-stage the best man by making the crowd laugh their head off (with you, not at you). It has to be in a similar style to the father of the bride speech but much funnier and less sappy. If you're not a good public speaker, man up.

700 guests? Fucking hell. Well I guess if you don't know many of them, you don't have to worry if you disgrace yourself - you'll never see them again anyway.

Syn
26-05-2011, 01:30 PM
No alcohol for one thing. Makes for a better time.

The food i imagine will be all Asian food. I think its Biryani. Not sure if you guys know what that is. Should do. Its like over £20 a head for 700 people so thats like.....math i cant even do.

Fortunately the groom is loaded. Hes also hired singers and god knows what else.

Isn't it the bride's side that pay for everything in Muslim weddings? The food will probably be good compensation - usually goes down well.

Cripps_orig
26-05-2011, 01:32 PM
If you're a good public speaker, out-stage the best man by making the crowd laugh their head off (with you, not at you). It has to be in a similar style to the father of the bride speech but much funnier and less sappy. If you're not a good public speaker, man up.

700 guests? Fucking hell. Well I guess if you don't know many of them, you don't have to worry if you disgrace yourself - you'll never see them again anyway.

Thats just it though. I know the stories i have about my cousin will make my other cousins laugh and possibly her herself but thats cos they'll understand all the in jokes etc.

I wont see many of them, thats right but there will be a certain girl there.....

LDG
26-05-2011, 01:33 PM
Pics or ftfo.

Cripps_orig
26-05-2011, 01:35 PM
Isn't it the bride's side that pay for everything in Muslim weddings? The food will probably be good compensation - usually goes down well.
I think they are sharing the cost. Not a big fan of biryani though.

Syn
26-05-2011, 01:36 PM
Thats just it though. I know the stories i have about my cousin will make my other cousins laugh and possibly her herself but thats cos they'll understand all the in jokes etc.

I wont see many of them, thats right but there will be a certain girl there.....

That'll do. You're trying to make it a memorable speech for the bride. As long as the family are happy with it, job done. You can chase that certain hijab in the reception.

MissHandbag
26-05-2011, 01:37 PM
No alcohol for one thing. Makes for a better time.

The food i imagine will be all Asian food. I think its Biryani. Not sure if you guys know what that is. Should do. Its like over £20 a head for 700 people so thats like.....math i cant even do.

Fortunately the groom is loaded. Hes also hired singers and god knows what else.

s - it's maths unless you're a silly American who only does one sum at a time

Letters
26-05-2011, 01:38 PM
Wow. Absolutely lashing down here

MissHandbag
26-05-2011, 01:38 PM
Wow. Absolutely lashing down here

Your girl has a whip?

Cripps_orig
26-05-2011, 01:39 PM
That'll do. You're trying to make it a memorable speech for the bride. As long as the family are happy with it, job done. You can chase that certain hijab in the reception.

Her in a hijab? :lol: No chance.

Letters
26-05-2011, 01:42 PM
Your girl has a whip?

:rimshot:

Stopped now.

Syn
26-05-2011, 01:42 PM
Her in a hijab? :lol: No chance.

Sorry, burkha.


:run:

LDG
26-05-2011, 01:45 PM
:haha:

Letters
26-05-2011, 01:51 PM
In some way I can't quite explain I was 'Father of the Bride' at mum's wedding so I did a speech then:
Initial jokes.
Funny stories/anecdotes about the bride
More sentimental stuff

Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom and you're done.

Marc Overmars
26-05-2011, 02:21 PM
No alcohol for one thing. Makes for a better time.

The food i imagine will be all Asian food. I think its Biryani. Not sure if you guys know what that is. Should do. Its like over £20 a head for 700 people so thats like.....math i cant even do.

Fortunately the groom is loaded. Hes also hired singers and god knows what else.

Chicken/Lamb Biryani. :bow:

Nom.

Cripps_orig
26-05-2011, 02:33 PM
What section would be best to post about the FFL and IKTS?

LDG
26-05-2011, 02:33 PM
Never had biryani. What's the sauce like??

I'm Jalfrezi all the way...but could be tempted.

Letters
26-05-2011, 02:34 PM
What section would be best to post about the FFL and IKTS?

Maybe Falvs section if he's OK with that being mixed in with his game.

Cripps_orig
26-05-2011, 02:37 PM
Maybe Falvs section if he's OK with that being mixed in with his game.

Doubt it. We did that in the old GW :rose: and he moved it :lol:

Why not just rename that the games section or something and we could put FFL, IKTS, the CL one and any sweepstakes that we may do for tournaments

Marc Overmars
26-05-2011, 02:38 PM
Never had biryani. What's the sauce like??

I'm Jalfrezi all the way...but could be tempted.

It's not a curry dude, it's a rice dish.

Cripps_orig
26-05-2011, 02:41 PM
Its rice :lol:

As mentioned, lamb and chicken are the more well known ones. I loved the Fish one i had in pakistan though

the easter bunnie
26-05-2011, 02:49 PM
I like bubble and squeak. I make it from left overs. There is no rice in my bubble and squeak because i never have any left over. do they have bubble and squeak with rice in Pakistan. Is it called birysqueaki.

The Wengerbabies
26-05-2011, 02:55 PM
No alcohol for one thing. Makes for a better time.

The food i imagine will be all Asian food. I think its Biryani. Not sure if you guys know what that is. Should do. Its like over £20 a head for 700 people so thats like.....math i cant even do.

Fortunately the groom is loaded. Hes also hired singers and god knows what else.
Sounds like an (Indian) cousins wedding I was at a couple of months ago. Waste of time and money if you ask me but the food was good :bow:

Funny thing is as it was the Indian ceremony it actually means fuck all in this country so they were actually married a couple of weeks before hand in the civil ceremony (again great food) it left me wondering what on earth is the point in all this extravagant shit. But it was at a great venue (highlight of the weekend) so i stayed a bit longer coz there was so much cool stuff to do.

Cripps_orig
26-05-2011, 04:12 PM
Indian weddings are the best weddings tbh

Jimmy Valmer
26-05-2011, 04:26 PM
Incorrect.

Arab weddings are the best.

The Wengerbabies
26-05-2011, 04:26 PM
Indian weddings are the best weddings tbh
They're alright I suppose, can't stand the music though, it all sounds the same.

ting-a-ting-a-ting...

Letters
26-05-2011, 08:04 PM
Oh...just checked my account and about £200 has gone. That might be the Olympic money which means I've got something but not very much :(
Can't think what else it could be. Bit disappointing really.
Although it means I'm not bankrupt which is good I guess.

Letters
27-05-2011, 07:51 AM
WWTL@WHL);2949]Oh...just[/email] checked my account and about £200 has gone. That might be the Olympic money which means I've got something but not very much :(
Can't think what else it could be. Bit disappointing really.
Although it means I'm not bankrupt which is good I guess.

Oh really letters? How interesting!

<_<

Morning.

Friday :dance:

Cold though :cold:

But still. Friday :patrice:

the easter bunnie
27-05-2011, 08:03 AM
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PGFC
27-05-2011, 08:14 AM
Morning :tiphat:

Letters it's just that we think Mrs Letters has started fleecing you already but are too embarrassed to mention it :good:

Friday though, :cheer:

Marc Overmars
27-05-2011, 08:14 AM
Booked a tactical day off today, which means another 4 day weekend. :dance:

I'm going to celebrate by eating some cake and sitting on the sofa all day in my boxers.

adzzzbatch
27-05-2011, 08:15 AM
WWTL@WHL);2949]Oh...just[/email] checked my account and about £200 has gone. That might be the Olympic money which means I've got something but not very much :(
Can't think what else it could be. Bit disappointing really.
Although it means I'm not bankrupt which is good I guess.

Look on the bright side, it may not be the Olympic money, someone may have skimmed your card details at a cash machine and cloned your card and now spending your money.

Letters
27-05-2011, 08:16 AM
Booked a tactical day off today, which means another 4 day weekend. :dance:

I'm going to celebrate by eating some cake and sitting on the sofa all day in my boxers.

You, sir, are living the dream.

adzzzbatch
27-05-2011, 08:17 AM
Booked a tactical day off today, which means another 4 day weekend. :dance:

I'm going to celebrate by eating some cake and sitting on the sofa all day in my boxers.

You shouldn't be having an affair with Letter's girlfriend right under his nose.

Letters
27-05-2011, 08:21 AM
Look on the bright side, it may not be the Olympic money, someone may have skimmed your card details at a cash machine and cloned your card and now spending your money.

:unsure:

Yaay?

Marc Overmars
27-05-2011, 08:26 AM
Ohh you've had monies taken out Lettuce?

I'll check my account now.

Letters
27-05-2011, 08:27 AM
Ohh you've had monies taken out Lettuce?

I'll check my account now.

Yeah. I checked again this morning and it still doesn't say what for but I can't think what else it could be.
Seems like I got disappointingly few tickets though :(

Marc Overmars
27-05-2011, 08:30 AM
Nothing yet for me, hopefully that's just because they haven't got round to my application yet. You applied for quite a few didn't you? I only applied for £300 worth, so I'm not holding out much hope! I'd be happy with any though really.

I got an email the other day about a 2nd chance ballot or something like that for those who miss out, didn't read it properly though.

Hump
27-05-2011, 08:33 AM
Yeah. I checked again this morning and it still doesn't say what for but I can't think what else it could be.
Seems like I got disappointingly few tickets though :(

I hope Mrs Letters enjoys the beach volleyball.

Letters
27-05-2011, 08:42 AM
Nothing yet for me, hopefully that's just because they haven't got round to my application yet. You applied for quite a few didn't you? I only applied for £300 worth, so I'm not holding out much hope! I'd be happy with any though really.

I got an email the other day about a 2nd chance ballot or something like that for those who miss out, didn't read it properly though.

If I'd got everything it would have been about £2200 but that includes the opening ceremony and 100m final, things I knew I had little chance of but thought it was worth a punt. Disappointed if that is the Olympic money and I only got a few things though but there are other rounds and I think the first round is for people who were unsuccessful the first time so there is some hope yet of getting some more.

Letters
27-05-2011, 08:43 AM
I hope Mrs Letters enjoys the beach volleyball.

Someone here said I should have applied for the men's beach volleyball. I asked how they figured and they said
"that way the crowd will be full of fit women."
Now that is thinking!

MissHandbag
27-05-2011, 08:45 AM
Had an e-mail saying the majority of money is being taken after 31 May so who knows, maybe I have a few tickets

Letters
27-05-2011, 08:48 AM
Had an e-mail saying the majority of money is being taken after 31 May so who knows, maybe I have a few tickets

I heard that 60% would be taken by then :unsure:
Either way, there are a couple of weeks yet before you know for sure.
Then you have to wait a few more weeks to see what you got.

Hump
27-05-2011, 08:55 AM
Someone here said I should have applied for the men's beach volleyball. I asked how they figured and they said
"that way the crowd will be full of fit women."
Now that is thinking!

Second order thinking would suggest the crowd would be made up mostly of big butch bears eyeing up all the sweaty pecs and well filled speedos.

MissHandbag
27-05-2011, 08:58 AM
I heard that 60% would be taken by then :unsure:
Either way, there are a couple of weeks yet before you know for sure.
Then you have to wait a few more weeks to see what you got.

June 24th is when everyone should know I think - we'll see

Ollie the Optimist
27-05-2011, 11:35 AM
afternoon :wave:

Letters
27-05-2011, 11:43 AM
Ollie :tiphat:
What you off to Bristol for?
MrsL's brother lives there, as does my brother. Might make a visit later in the year, if so and you're around maybe we can have an unofficial GW Meet

Cripps_orig
27-05-2011, 11:46 AM
Mrs L? Miss Lovely? She got married?

Ollie the Optimist
27-05-2011, 11:47 AM
Ollie :tiphat:
What you off to Bristol for?
MrsL's brother lives there, as does my brother. Might make a visit later in the year, if so and you're around maybe we can have an unofficial GW Meet

off to uni there in september, finally can complete my training :D yeah if you ever around let me know, will usually be free on weekends

Letters
27-05-2011, 11:48 AM
Mrs L? Miss Lovely? She got married?

Mrs Letters. Who isn't married. Nor am I.

PGFC
27-05-2011, 03:26 PM
My how this afternoon's dragging...mind you I've got 5 days off work now :patrice:

V-Pig
27-05-2011, 07:27 PM
I'm so shit at playing games. I'm too impatient and self-indulgent to be coy or devious. It seems unfair that I'll end up with someone of lower standing than if I was more aloof and appeared to care less. Ah well. Treat 'em mean is king, and I'll adapt or end up with someone of low quality.

Joker
28-05-2011, 08:45 AM
So Cripps was allowed back then? Have certain posters had to agree to add each other to their ignore lists, to avoid longstanding feuds erupting again?

V-Pig
28-05-2011, 08:51 AM
Who said that?

:haha:

:notunderstandingignorelists:

Joker
28-05-2011, 09:02 AM
Actually if someone else quotes someone who's on your ignore list, their original message still appears anyway.

LDG
28-05-2011, 09:31 AM
Shit fucking weather :(

Cold Chinese nomnomnom

Marc Overmars
28-05-2011, 09:32 AM
Getting my hair cut later. Hopefully the hottie that usually does it is in today. ##

LDG
28-05-2011, 09:40 AM
Getting my hair cut later. Hopefully the hottie that usually does it is in today. ##

So difficult not getting a hard on when you get your hair washed by one of those filth buckets.

Marc Overmars
28-05-2011, 09:42 AM
Tell me about it, man. All the small talk they make as well, tantamount to cock teasing.

LDG
28-05-2011, 09:48 AM
Tell me about it, man. All the small talk they make as well, tantamount to cock teasing.

Yeah. Problem is, when they go "what you doing tonight" you can't come out with "pounding your gash" else you'll end up with twat shaved in the back of your head.

You just have to sit there and take it.

Well harsh.

Xhaka Can’t
28-05-2011, 09:50 AM
So Cripps was allowed back then? Have certain posters had to agree to add each other to their ignore lists, to avoid longstanding feuds erupting again?

You don't need to worry yourself with that.

Enjoy the forum.

LDG
28-05-2011, 10:00 AM
Can't decide what to do today.

Was supposed to be going to laaaadan town for drinkies, but just had a whopping bill through.

Got beer in the fridge and 50 quid for going out. hmmm.

Might pour a whiskey and think on it.

Xhaka Can’t
28-05-2011, 10:05 AM
Go to a casino, put the £50 on red (Or £40 if you haven't got any food). If you double your money, go to London. If you don't, return to the comfort of your fridge.

Cripps_orig
28-05-2011, 10:07 AM
My nephews first birthday party today :dance:

After the year he went through, its a day of celebration.

Also my brother for making sure the party is on the same day as the CL final so i dont have to watch that shite :bow:

Joker
28-05-2011, 10:09 AM
You don't need to worry yourself with that.

Enjoy the forum.

Fair enough, cheers.

V-Pig
28-05-2011, 10:26 AM
http://simplynoise.com/

It's a white/pink/brown noise generator, with volume and oscillation adjustments.

Can't emphasise enough how useful this is for concentration, blocking out extraneous noise and helping to focus the mind on a single task.

Also, the downloads page has a free 60min download of the relaxing sounds of a (distant) thunderstorm.

LDG
28-05-2011, 10:31 AM
I can hear brown noise coming from the Asian clique.

Xhaka Can’t
28-05-2011, 10:40 AM
back from the casino already?

LDG
28-05-2011, 10:48 AM
back from the casino already?

Stupid 50 quid entry fee <_<

Xhaka Can’t
28-05-2011, 10:52 AM
Stupid 50 quid entry fee <_<

:lol: Away off to Yorkshire soon - don't mind travelling so much given the gloomy weather, I'd just be stuck inside otherwise. Would be nice if you could get up to London for some great beer garden drinking - which is the best kind. Especially with a barbecue.

LDG
28-05-2011, 10:59 AM
:lol: Away off to Yorkshire soon - don't mind travelling so much given the gloomy weather, I'd just be stuck inside otherwise. Would be nice if you could get up to London for some great beer garden drinking - which is the best kind. Especially with a barbecue.

Ah yeah. Hope that all goes well mate!

Will be better another week when the sun is out. Beer by the loch in camden I reckon.

Gonna duck my head under the shower and then crack open a beer.

Have a good one all :wave:

Xhaka Can’t
28-05-2011, 10:59 AM
Fair enough, cheers.

Clean slate for everyone and all that. There are ways in which people can ignore users if they make their blood boil. Now while the methods are not foolproof,ie quoting, they should be enough for people to manage to enjoy the forum.

And that is what it is about - enjoying the forum and sometimes letting off steam and also having bit of banter. It would be great if no one had to use the ignore function, but hey, we live in the unreal real world now, and it isn't always possible.

Xhaka Can’t
28-05-2011, 11:00 AM
Ah yeah. Hope that all goes well mate!

Will be better another week when the sun is out. Beer by the loch in camden I reckon.

Gonna duck my head under the shower and then crack open a beer.
Have a good one all :wave:

Thanks mate, have a good weekend yourself.

Fish Finger Sandwich
28-05-2011, 12:35 PM
It's a white/pink/brown noise generator....

Some sorta ethnic based sex machine right?

Master Splinter
28-05-2011, 01:44 PM
I can hear brown noise coming from the Asian clique.
:haha:

Racism :bow:.

You're fulfilling you're MOC duties well.

cricketsi
28-05-2011, 10:39 PM
http://simplynoise.com/

It's a white/pink/brown noise generator, with volume and oscillation adjustments.

Can't emphasise enough how useful this is for concentration, blocking out extraneous noise and helping to focus the mind on a single task.

Also, the downloads page has a free 60min download of the relaxing sounds of a (distant) thunderstorm.

I just got a sudden bout of tinnitus - it helps :good:

adzzzbatch
29-05-2011, 03:52 PM
Peterborough will be a happy place tonight!

V-Pig
29-05-2011, 09:30 PM
Had to act like a genuinely nice human being tonight. Sort of... nice and devoid of bitterness. I managed it well, and I felt better for it. :good:

LDG
30-05-2011, 10:31 AM
Bank holiday monday :bow:

4 days of debauchery over. Nice quiet day today methinks.

Gonna watch the ECL again now. And laugh.

MissHandbag
30-05-2011, 10:35 AM
What day is it?

LDG
30-05-2011, 10:44 AM
What day is it?

Dunno :(

LDG
30-05-2011, 02:06 PM
Hangover horn.

Gonna have a wank.

Jofnn
30-05-2011, 02:53 PM
Afternoon All :)

mandela
30-05-2011, 02:59 PM
The design of the forum is fuckin' shite, man.

Boss
30-05-2011, 03:00 PM
Try changing it using the menu at the bottom left of the page bruv

The Wengerbabies
30-05-2011, 03:01 PM
The design of the forum is fuckin' shite, man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f13ekTQ9hrA

Joffn :bow:

Jofnn
30-05-2011, 03:03 PM
The design of the forum is fuckin' shite, man.

Glad you like it :good:

Xhaka Can’t
30-05-2011, 03:11 PM
May as well close it down.

mandela
30-05-2011, 03:11 PM
How do you tell which threads have new posts in them?

Is there a latest posts clicky?

Jofnn
30-05-2011, 03:12 PM
How do you tell which threads have new posts in them?

Is there a latest posts clicky?

There's a "What's new?" link at the top... or you can click here (http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/search.php?do=getnew&contenttype=vBForum_Post)

Marc Overmars
30-05-2011, 05:30 PM
Had a pretty good day. Lunch with the missus and a pool tourney with the mates + beer. Having a Chinese for dinner now I believe.

Nom.

MissHandbag
30-05-2011, 06:21 PM
Chinese? Man, woman, girl or boy? A whole one? What with?

LDG
31-05-2011, 08:36 AM
Anyone know a good online pharmacy?

Flavs
31-05-2011, 08:38 AM
Anyone know a good online pharmacy?


Ask GB, he is Canadian...

Letters
31-05-2011, 08:50 AM
Morning ##

LDG
31-05-2011, 08:52 AM
Mornin.

Monday :(

Letters
31-05-2011, 08:55 AM
Sort of. But then Thursday will be Friday. Or something.

MissHandbag
31-05-2011, 08:58 AM
Well had to hoof it up to Muswell hill (Yay, not Broadwater farm) - no car but it's payday and I've got a good book and they actually give me a lunchbreak here so in good form. Plus, after today am off until next week

GAAAARN

LDG
31-05-2011, 08:59 AM
Sort of. But then Thursday will be Friday. Or something.

Gotsta work all weekend, so it doesn't matter to me.

Ah well.

Got a week off in 21 days time, so I'll just hang on until then.

Week of no boozing this week I think. Clean out the system a bit.

MissHandbag
31-05-2011, 09:05 AM
I need a month I think - and a colonic irrigation perhaps

and about 5 crates of milk thistle

LDG
31-05-2011, 09:08 AM
I need a month I think - and a colonic irrigation perhaps

and about 5 crates of milk thistle

Yeah. The last month has been sodding mental. Will nip in to boots today and get a batch of milk thistle I reckon.

Nice long run tonight too.

MissHandbag
31-05-2011, 09:22 AM
Yeah. The last month has been sodding mental. Will nip in to boots today and get a batch of milk thistle I reckon.

Nice long run tonight too.

Yeah there's a boots here - right opposite the pub - I'm thinking pub lunch of milk thistle and wine

LDG
31-05-2011, 09:27 AM
:haha:

Oooh. Starting to cloud over now.

Good. Was pissed off when I saw the sun on the first day back to work. Weather's been shite all weekend.

MissHandbag
31-05-2011, 09:44 AM
Was sweltering in the city on Sunday - Proper lock day that was - I was in Covent Garden with a bunch of drunks

dazthegooner
31-05-2011, 12:11 PM
Talking of Milk Thistle I buy mine from Simply supplements its buy one get one free :)

And also just seen that Paul Scholes has retired and Rooney has said he's the best player he's ever played with and against lol

LDG
31-05-2011, 12:35 PM
This is turning into a rather shite day.

Just found out that a load of work I submitted for college hasn't been sent for assessment yet, four weeks after submission, because they hadn't bothered to inform me I needed to sign the front cover. It all needs to be reported by 30th June, else I have to redo it all in another formatt.

Fucking wankers.

Xhaka Can’t
31-05-2011, 12:40 PM
There is nothing left to say about Arsenal.

Flavs
31-05-2011, 12:56 PM
There is nothing left to say about Arsenal.

Or your face for that matter

LDG
31-05-2011, 12:56 PM
There is nothing left to say about Arsenal.

Not much left to say about anything really.

Letters
31-05-2011, 01:05 PM
</gw>

LDG
31-05-2011, 01:08 PM
We could talk about Canadian pharmacies. Don't think we've covered that yet.

Flavs
31-05-2011, 01:09 PM
I had a dirty dream about handy last night?

Letters
31-05-2011, 01:12 PM
I had a dirty dream about handy last night?

Is there any other kind of dream about her?

Marc Overmars
31-05-2011, 01:34 PM
Chinos

WTF are they all about?

MissHandbag
31-05-2011, 01:42 PM
Explain?

Who are you anyway?

(To Ponchorelli)

Flavs
31-05-2011, 01:42 PM
Explain?

Who are you anyway?

Indeed, who are any of us?

:metaphysical:

LDG
31-05-2011, 01:44 PM
Chinos

WTF are they all about?

Teachers :shrug:

MissHandbag
31-05-2011, 01:45 PM
Chinos - Handy's definition: 'The worst trousers to wet yourself in.'

Marc Overmars
31-05-2011, 01:45 PM
Teachers :shrug:

Seem to be the new craze. Kids everywhere wearing them.

Kids. :rolleyes:

LDG
31-05-2011, 01:46 PM
Seem to be the new craze. Kids everywhere wearing them.

Kids. :rolleyes:

Really?? What genre of kid?? Mods? Rockers? G-Units?

Flavs
31-05-2011, 01:47 PM
Really?? What genre of kid?? Mods? Rockers? G-Units?

Cunts innit

Marc Overmars
31-05-2011, 01:48 PM
Really?? What genre of kid?? Mods? Rockers? G-Units?

Sheep

Flavs
31-05-2011, 01:54 PM
Explain?

Who are you anyway?

(To Ponchorelli)


Youve had your chips innit lolz jk

Flavs

MissHandbag
31-05-2011, 01:58 PM
Ooh

dazthegooner
31-05-2011, 02:03 PM
Kids :rolleyes: What do they know? Oh wait they're still learning! (and so am I at the tender age of 36)

Flavs
31-05-2011, 02:04 PM
Zim just joined Niall Quin on the ignore list :good:

LDG
31-05-2011, 02:33 PM
Zim just joined Niall Quin on the ignore list :good:

I haven't got any on mine yet.

Tried it out on a couple, but took it off again.

Cripps_orig
31-05-2011, 02:35 PM
Only got the one on mine.

Could be 2 if NBN ever joins

The Wengerbabies
31-05-2011, 02:38 PM
Only got the one on mine.

Could be 2 if NBN ever joins
NBN has joined.

LDG
31-05-2011, 03:42 PM
Gonna be a slow week I reckon. Fuck this shit tbf.

Chrissie
31-05-2011, 05:51 PM
Hello

Cripps_orig
31-05-2011, 05:58 PM
hi

Chrissie
31-05-2011, 06:01 PM
Good to see you back or are you an impostor?

Cripps_orig
31-05-2011, 06:03 PM
:ninja:

Chrissie
31-05-2011, 06:12 PM
Haha!

LDG
31-05-2011, 06:40 PM
Chrissie :wave:

Do we have full compliment yet?? I know yoss is taking a break....

The Wengerbabies
31-05-2011, 06:41 PM
Chrissie :wave:

Do we have full compliment yet?? I know yoss is taking a break....
JtL19 is still missing :(

As is ILT but he might be dead again.

LDG
31-05-2011, 06:44 PM
JtL19 is still missing :(

As is ILT but he might be dead again.

Oh, I thought fist of lehmann was ILT :unsure:

I might be imagining that though.

ILT :bow: My favourite paedo.

Master Splinter
31-05-2011, 06:47 PM
Solo used to make some interesting points in the Arsenal Debate. A few people who disagreed with him abused him and he never returned.

Anyone know if ILT is ok?

The Wengerbabies
31-05-2011, 06:48 PM
Solo used to make some interesting points in the Arsenal Debate. A few people who disagreed with him abused him and he never returned.

Anyone know if ILT is ok?
ILT hasn't been okay for years...

Cripps_orig
31-05-2011, 07:07 PM
Someone email ILT

Yoss and DSL as well

I havent been arou.d since septembgr so cant remember anyone else tbh

Chrissie
31-05-2011, 07:25 PM
Evening. I've emailed ILT. Will let you know if I get a response.

Jofnn
31-05-2011, 07:26 PM
:wave:

Hello chaps and chapettes!

Chrissie
31-05-2011, 07:38 PM
Hello Jofnn. Where are the clickable smilies? I realise this is the wrong thread :-)

Jofnn
31-05-2011, 07:40 PM
Hello Jofnn. Where are the clickable smilies? I realise this is the wrong thread :-)

At the moment, they're only available in the "go advanced" option... I'll be integrating them into the quick reply soon!

Chrissie
31-05-2011, 07:41 PM
Thank you. Still finding my way around here.


:cheer:

Letters
31-05-2011, 07:48 PM
Hmm. Applied for £2230 worth of Olympics tickets. Got £186 worth
Bugger.

Cripps_orig
31-05-2011, 07:49 PM
What did you get?

Letters
31-05-2011, 07:51 PM
What did you get?

Dunno yet. You don't find out for a week or so yet.
Obviously not much though :upset:

LDG
31-05-2011, 08:57 PM
Fank you, fanx for all the meaty sausages. Thanks for the walls.

Letters
31-05-2011, 08:58 PM
Fank you, fanx for all the meaty sausages. Thanks for the walls.

Are you pissed again? (tm)

Jimmy Valmer
01-06-2011, 08:23 AM
Dunno yet. You don't find out for a week or so yet.
Obviously not much though :upset:

Interesting.

I suspect you may have slightly missed out on the 100m final.

Letters
01-06-2011, 08:33 AM
Interesting.

I suspect you may have slightly missed out on the 100m final.

I went for the £125 tickets for that (or was it £150? Maybe that was the Opening Ceremony, I forget now). Anyway, for both of those I went for the 2nd band hoping for more chance. The two tickets for either would have been more than I've had deducted so yeah, I think you may be right :(

LDG
01-06-2011, 08:34 AM
Are you pissed again? (tm)

Ain't you seen the walls advert?? Had just been watching it, and just decided to post count.

Letters
01-06-2011, 08:44 AM
Ain't you seen the walls advert?? Had just been watching it, and just decided to post count.

Umm. Not sure I have but I'll be sure to look out for it.

:unsure:

LDG
01-06-2011, 09:50 AM
If Tuesday was Monday, and I have Friday off, what does that make tomorrow?

Monday (Tuesday) Today (Wednesday) Tomorrow (Friday) I guess??

Anyway. It's gonna be scorchio on Friday. :dance:

Marc Overmars
01-06-2011, 11:56 AM
Hmm. Applied for £2230 worth of Olympics tickets. Got £186 worth
Bugger.

I'm 80 quid down. Which means it's either the 100m heats or the Wembley football final, both of which were 40 each and I applied for 2 tickets.

Sucks though, everyone I know is a bit disappointed with how little they've got, I guess it shows how popular this thing is though. A mate of mine hasn't been given anything and he applied for nearly £500 worth.

the easter bunnie
01-06-2011, 12:03 PM
I'm 80 quid down. Which means it's either the 100m heats or the Wembley football final, both of which were 40 each and I applied for 2 tickets.

Sucks though, everyone I know is a bit disappointed with how little they've got, I guess it shows how popular this thing is though. A mate of mine hasn't been given anything and he applied for nearly £500 worth.


I'm hoping to get a video plus from sky. I will be able to watch all the events. I will fast foward the mens 100 final at x30. that will probably be a new world record.
the bicycle arena looks like a great big quaver

LDG
01-06-2011, 01:00 PM
Suppose I ought to do some work.

LDG
01-06-2011, 04:21 PM
Today has been rather slow.

Kaiser
01-06-2011, 06:14 PM
One of my flatmates has been playing the same LOTR song (the slow one when there's a sad/emotional moment between the hobbits) on the piano for two fucking hours. And she's not even very good.

:ilt:

Letters
01-06-2011, 07:04 PM
One of my flatmates has been playing the same LOTR song (the slow one when there's a sad/emotional moment between the hobbits) on the piano for two fucking hours. And she's not even very good.

:ilt:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiHq8KtXb7c

tbh

Cripps_orig
01-06-2011, 09:03 PM
Whats the best and cheapest way to get to Canterbury, Kent?

I dont drive either

The Wengerbabies
01-06-2011, 09:18 PM
Whats the best and cheapest way to get to Canterbury, Kent?

I dont drive either
Train I would assume. Not the best (obviously car is) but prolly the cheapest.

What you going there for?