"Currants Bw..."

[MissHandbag]

The new site is good - Well done boys

[MissHandbag]

Well you had to find oiut sooner or later ;)

My dreams of him being secretly chivalrous are shattered.

Did you hear about that job?

[LDG]

My dreams of him being secretly chivalrous are shattered.



Fancy a fuck?

[MissHandbag]

Stop quipping and answer your message

[MissHandbag]

Fancy a fuck?

Much of the time yeah

[LDG]

Stop quipping and answer your message

Whoops....and done.

[dazthegooner]

My dreams of him being secretly chivalrous are shattered.

Did you hear about that job?

Well one I applied for last month no even though the website says still ongoing <_<

Nothing else going but will keep on trying.

[MissHandbag]

Well one I applied for last month no even though the website says still ongoing <_<

Nothing else going but will keep on trying.

Good luck with that - I'm sending you my lucky vibes - someone might as well use em

[Marc Overmars]

Ogling girls bums at the gym. :bow:

That is all.

[WMUG]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/talljustin.png

[Cripps_orig]

Whats with all the @ stuff on here?

[Marc Overmars]

Do you use Twitter? It's just a way of getting someone's attention by mentioning them.

ie

Ach

[The Dismantler]

welcome back Crippler!...

ewww

[The Wengerbabies]

Whats with all the @ stuff on here?
It tags people and they get a notification, so if you want someones attention without quoting them you tag them.

[Cripps_orig]

Never used Twitter so i was lost. Thought it was a new GW thing and i was left behind in the ways of the old GW.

So how does it work? I just put @ in front of a posters name?

For example, i make a post in the WWE thread which i think might interest the Maccy bros etc so i put @ and then Macs full name?

[Cripps_orig]

welcome back Crippler!...

ewww

Thanks

[The Wengerbabies]

Never used Twitter so i was lost. Thought it was a new GW thing and i was left behind in the ways of the old GW.

So how does it work? I just put @ in front of a posters name?

For example, i make a post in the WWE thread which i think might interest the Maccy bros etc so i put @ and then Macs full name?
Put an @(insertname); you need the ;

[The Wengerbabies]

Ach; http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?70-Tagging-other-members-in-your-posts

[The Wengerbabies]

@McNamara That Ghost...; this is a reply to 'recent visitors on profiles' (http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/member.php?8-McNamara-That-Ghost...)

yes signing out does get around it but its too much hassle

no matter I guess y'all know if I'm stalking you ;)

[Cripps_orig]

Why is there only 2 topics in the Whats New section? How do i get to see the last 24 hours active topics as it was in the old GW?

[The Wengerbabies]

Why is there only 2 topics in the Whats New section? How do i get to see the last 24 hours active topics as it was in the old GW?
I think it assumes you've read the other :shrug:

[the easter bunnie]

Can anybody tells me what happens when you put your own name in the at thingy? What would happen if I did this? (_)*(_);

[Letters]

Can anybody tells me what happens when you put your own name in the at thingy? What would happen if I did this? (_)*(_);

It rips a hole in the spacetime continum and creates a paradox.


Great Scott!

[Letters]

Morning all.
Sunny :cool:

:dance:

[the easter bunnie]

It rips a hole in the spacetime continum and creates a paradox.


Great Scott!


Aaargggghhhhhhhhhh!!! Tell Arsene to go f

[LDG]

Fuck. It's well nice out.

Fuck. I'm in the office.

Day off Friday though :beer:

[Marc Overmars]

Cake is good.

That is all.

[LDG]

Cake is good.

That is all.

Ha!

Actually, saw that choccy cake advert last night...aunt bessies or summit.

Thought of Letters :loveblush:

"I Love cake I do...oooh...nummy"

[Letters]

I had leftover birthday cake for breakfast.
Me :bow:

[LDG]

Got biscuits. Choccy ones. And strong coffee....didn't sleep well last night :(

[dazthegooner]

Morning all :tiphat:

Off out later tis my mates birthday today so :beer:

[the easter bunnie]

say no to cake, it will lead you to a dark place resist Dundee and Victoria be careful of Jaffa it is pre-bake cake-reassingnment. Crumbs in the bed, crumbs behind the fridge, crumbs under the microwave. Waiting.Silently. With malevolent intent.

[LDG]

say no to cake, it will lead you to a dark place resist Dundee and Victoria be careful of Jaffa it is pre-bake cake-reassingnment. Crumbs in the bed, crumbs behind the fridge, crumbs under the microwave. Waiting.Silently. With malevolent intent.

Are you Phil Brown?

[Ollie the Optimist]

morning all :) the one thing i love about evening work is that i can enjoy the sun during the day :dance:

[IBK]

Where's Handy?

[LDG]

Where's Handy?

She's been on....

She also signed up a couple of days ago.

[Letters]

I'm not into cars but the ones which will be taking part in Gumball3000

http://www.gumball3000.com/info

are parked in the carpark downstairs from here. Went to have a look at lunchtime. One of them is worth £1m apparently! :o

I took some photos, will post them later when I can get them off my phone.

[MissHandbag]

Where's Handy?

Correct and present sir

[LDG]

So nice outside :banghead:

Gotta go over to the folks tonight for dinner :banghead:

'Ere, how much is an album on itunes these days??

[GP]

Don't use iTunes, get it from Amazon. £7.49 for a new album, less if it's older.

[LDG]

Ta GP. Thing is, I need to get hold of it tonight for tomorrow....meh.

Letters - When you gonna put your avatar up man?? Looks unprofessional :sulk:

[GP]

Yep, I meant Amazon downloads. Loads of places will do digital only these days.

[LDG]

Yep, I meant Amazon downloads. Loads of places will do digital only these days.

Just had a looksee. Nice. Will check it out later and download the pile of shite I will not mention on here, but I secretly quite like.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I prefer to buy CDs and have a hard copy of all my music which I can load on to all my devices.

[LDG]

I used to prefer that too...but I hate fuckin HMV. I can never get what I want, and I hate waiting for sodding years to get stuff shipped from the US when buying online.

[LDG]

What does "andor possing" mean?

[Letters]

Here are the pics of the fancy cars parked downstairs from my office ahead of the Gumbo3000 rally:

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150188442345740.306853.711425739&l=23c56f81d7

[Marc Overmars]

The Bugatti. :bow:

[Letters]

The Bugatti. :bow:

That's the one which costs over £1m, right? I don't know much about cars but I just had to go see what a £1m car looks like!
They're pretty sexy, I'm amazed they just park them in a car park, no-one was guarding them.

[Marc Overmars]

Not sure of the cost but it's the fastest road legal car in the world, so yeah 1m seems feasible.

[Letters]

A colleague who is into cars told me the price. Ridiculous really.
They do all look pretty nice though.

[WMUG]

Top Gear said it's €1m. Which is about the same thing now :(

[The Wengerbabies]

Play.com product pages have changed. I prefer the old ones.

[Mr.Singh]

My cousin has a Bugatti he paid over a million.....dude has too much money

[LDG]

Hello.

I get excited when I see my new keyboard.

[Letters]

Hello.

I get excited when I see my new keyboard.

Is it an ergonomic management one? You, sir, are living the dream.

Quite sunny now, it was freezing this morning.

[adzzzbatch]

My cousin has a Bugatti he paid over a million.....dude has too much money

A Hot Wheels doesn't count.

[adzzzbatch]

Is it an ergonomic management one? You, sir, are living the dream.

Quite sunny now, it was freezing this morning.

:lol: Couldn't find the ergonomic keyboard lift scene from Peep Show on youtube.

[LDG]

Is it an ergonomic management one? You, sir, are living the dream.

Quite sunny now, it was freezing this morning.

It's all flat and sexy and shit.

Fist a new chair. Now a new keyboard.

They're going all out to keep me here, I tell you.

[adzzzbatch]

Like giving an Arsenal player who doesn't wanna be there the captaincy?

[LDG]

Like giving an Arsenal player who doesn't wanna be there the captaincy?

Less about 5 million quid. But similar. You are right.

[Nozza!]

Oi, gooner geezers, Did you miss me when I was away. Did you hang my picture on your wall. Did you miss me every single day...

[LDG]

Oh. I thought you were that (_)*(_) geezer.

[adzzzbatch]

Got the dentist at 10:20, I shall of course brush my teeth and tongue before I go. :cool:

[Nozza!]

Oi, mush, nah been across La Manche with the trouble...

[LDG]

Oi, mush, nah been across La Manche with the trouble...

Isle of Wight :bow:

[LDG]

Half day :dance:

[Letters]

Half day :dance:

You'd fit right in in the public sector.

[PGFC]

:tiphat:

[Cripps_orig]

Has anyone ever given a speech at a wedding before?

My cousin is getting married in July. Shes asked me to get up on stage and just talk about her, any stories i might have about her and so on. I have reminded her that we are Asian and we dont do this shit but shes adamant. There will be around 700 guests there, most of which i wont know. They have hired a band and they rented out a massive place for the wedding. We can play golf, go sailing and god knows what else. I did tell her that whilst i will be at the wedding, il be too busy exploring everything to give a speech.

[PGFC]

Bhai :wave: Practice, Practice, Practice, you should spend about a week researching and writing down what you're going to say, you ideally want no more than 20 minutes in all, if you're going for funny you'll need to remember that you'll need to appeal to a big age range say 8-80 so balance the jokes to suit, 700 people is a large audience to catch and then hold so you might want to take some voice coaching lessons just in case :good:

[PGFC]

Nervous yet?

:whistle:

[Nozza!]

Oi, mush, start with the Fun to Hug gag - and finish by saying as the bride is 3 months pregnant you hope to see them all again at the naming ceremony in January...

[LDG]

Cunting fuckcunts.

So. Was supposed to be off the whole day, but came in out of the goodness of my heart because other people had fucked around and not done what they were supposed to. Then was supposed to be on a half day....but am still here, and waiting for other people to do stuff. Fucking cunts. Will no doubt end up working the whole fucking day.

Fucking. Fuck fuck wanky bollocks.

Gonna get rage.

[the easter bunnie]

Potty Mouth, potty mouth. Mummy says go to the bathroom and scrub that tongue with carbolic. The towel will soak up the wee.

[Marc Overmars]

Rain rain rain.

At least I've got a couple of Krispy Kreme Donuts to tackle in a bit. :dance:

[LDG]

Potty Mouth, potty mouth. Mummy says go to the bathroom and scrub that tongue with carbolic. The towel will soak up the wee.

Oh fuck off.

[Letters]

:doh:

Just tried to chuck a plastic bottle into the bin next to me at point blank range.
It bounced off something already in the bin and out onto the flooe.

Me :pal:

Am I Arsenal in disguise?

[the easter bunnie]

clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop NEIGHHHH. That's how the horsey goes.

[LDG]

:haha:

And Letts - It's a well known fact that nerds can't do cool things. I on the other hand hit the paper bin every time. And there's only a small hole to aim for.

[Cripps_orig]

Bhai :wave: Practice, Practice, Practice, you should spend about a week researching and writing down what you're going to say, you ideally want no more than 20 minutes in all, if you're going for funny you'll need to remember that you'll need to appeal to a big age range say 8-80 so balance the jokes to suit, 700 people is a large audience to catch and then hold so you might want to take some voice coaching lessons just in case :good:
So youre saying i should practise?

If i agree to this, il probably start on the speech within the next couple of weeks and then let others hear it before the wedding to see how it is

[Letters]

:haha:

And Letts - It's a well known fact that nerds can't do cool things. I on the other hand hit the paper bin every time. And there's only a small hole to aim for.

<joke about Mrs Letters>

[LDG]

So youre saying i should practise?

If i agree to this, il probably start on the speech within the next couple of weeks and then let others hear it before the wedding to see how it is

Make sure you provide links to your quotes ;)

So what's the format for muslim weddings (I'm assuming that's what it is?? :unsure: ). How does it differ from the trad christian wedding? Food etc?

[Cripps_orig]

Make sure you provide links to your quotes ;)

So what's the format for muslim weddings (I'm assuming that's what it is?? :unsure: ). How does it differ from the trad christian wedding? Food etc?

No alcohol for one thing. Makes for a better time.

The food i imagine will be all Asian food. I think its Biryani. Not sure if you guys know what that is. Should do. Its like over £20 a head for 700 people so thats like.....math i cant even do.

Fortunately the groom is loaded. Hes also hired singers and god knows what else.

[LDG]

'Ere, speaking of which. Had a load of actors in Winchester the other day. Including Keano Reeves. He's doing a bloody bollywood movie.....the whole of the main car park was taken up by you asian looking fellas, who I assume were all dancers or summit. Didn't know what the hell was going on until someone told me later in the evening....thought we were being attacked.

[Cripps_orig]

Keanu Reeves :bow:

After his Matrix shocker destroying his rep, its good to see him getting back on track

[Syn]

Has anyone ever given a speech at a wedding before?

My cousin is getting married in July. Shes asked me to get up on stage and just talk about her, any stories i might have about her and so on. I have reminded her that we are Asian and we dont do this shit but shes adamant. There will be around 700 guests there, most of which i wont know. They have hired a band and they rented out a massive place for the wedding. We can play golf, go sailing and god knows what else. I did tell her that whilst i will be at the wedding, il be too busy exploring everything to give a speech.

If you're a good public speaker, out-stage the best man by making the crowd laugh their head off (with you, not at you). It has to be in a similar style to the father of the bride speech but much funnier and less sappy. If you're not a good public speaker, man up.

700 guests? Fucking hell. Well I guess if you don't know many of them, you don't have to worry if you disgrace yourself - you'll never see them again anyway.

[Syn]

No alcohol for one thing. Makes for a better time.

The food i imagine will be all Asian food. I think its Biryani. Not sure if you guys know what that is. Should do. Its like over £20 a head for 700 people so thats like.....math i cant even do.

Fortunately the groom is loaded. Hes also hired singers and god knows what else.

Isn't it the bride's side that pay for everything in Muslim weddings? The food will probably be good compensation - usually goes down well.

[Cripps_orig]

If you're a good public speaker, out-stage the best man by making the crowd laugh their head off (with you, not at you). It has to be in a similar style to the father of the bride speech but much funnier and less sappy. If you're not a good public speaker, man up.

700 guests? Fucking hell. Well I guess if you don't know many of them, you don't have to worry if you disgrace yourself - you'll never see them again anyway.

Thats just it though. I know the stories i have about my cousin will make my other cousins laugh and possibly her herself but thats cos they'll understand all the in jokes etc.

I wont see many of them, thats right but there will be a certain girl there.....

[LDG]

Pics or ftfo.

[Cripps_orig]

Isn't it the bride's side that pay for everything in Muslim weddings? The food will probably be good compensation - usually goes down well.
I think they are sharing the cost. Not a big fan of biryani though.

[Syn]

Thats just it though. I know the stories i have about my cousin will make my other cousins laugh and possibly her herself but thats cos they'll understand all the in jokes etc.

I wont see many of them, thats right but there will be a certain girl there.....

That'll do. You're trying to make it a memorable speech for the bride. As long as the family are happy with it, job done. You can chase that certain hijab in the reception.

[MissHandbag]

No alcohol for one thing. Makes for a better time.

The food i imagine will be all Asian food. I think its Biryani. Not sure if you guys know what that is. Should do. Its like over £20 a head for 700 people so thats like.....math i cant even do.

Fortunately the groom is loaded. Hes also hired singers and god knows what else.

s - it's maths unless you're a silly American who only does one sum at a time

[Letters]

Wow. Absolutely lashing down here

[MissHandbag]

Wow. Absolutely lashing down here

Your girl has a whip?

[Cripps_orig]

That'll do. You're trying to make it a memorable speech for the bride. As long as the family are happy with it, job done. You can chase that certain hijab in the reception.

Her in a hijab? :lol: No chance.

[Letters]

Your girl has a whip?

:rimshot:

Stopped now.

[Syn]

Her in a hijab? :lol: No chance.

Sorry, burkha.


:run:

[LDG]

:haha:

[Letters]

In some way I can't quite explain I was 'Father of the Bride' at mum's wedding so I did a speech then:
Initial jokes.
Funny stories/anecdotes about the bride
More sentimental stuff

Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom and you're done.

[Marc Overmars]

No alcohol for one thing. Makes for a better time.

The food i imagine will be all Asian food. I think its Biryani. Not sure if you guys know what that is. Should do. Its like over £20 a head for 700 people so thats like.....math i cant even do.

Fortunately the groom is loaded. Hes also hired singers and god knows what else.

Chicken/Lamb Biryani. :bow:

Nom.

[Cripps_orig]

What section would be best to post about the FFL and IKTS?

[LDG]

Never had biryani. What's the sauce like??

I'm Jalfrezi all the way...but could be tempted.

[Letters]

What section would be best to post about the FFL and IKTS?

Maybe Falvs section if he's OK with that being mixed in with his game.

[Cripps_orig]

Maybe Falvs section if he's OK with that being mixed in with his game.

Doubt it. We did that in the old GW :rose: and he moved it :lol:

Why not just rename that the games section or something and we could put FFL, IKTS, the CL one and any sweepstakes that we may do for tournaments

[Marc Overmars]

Never had biryani. What's the sauce like??

I'm Jalfrezi all the way...but could be tempted.

It's not a curry dude, it's a rice dish.

[Cripps_orig]

Its rice :lol:

As mentioned, lamb and chicken are the more well known ones. I loved the Fish one i had in pakistan though

[the easter bunnie]

I like bubble and squeak. I make it from left overs. There is no rice in my bubble and squeak because i never have any left over. do they have bubble and squeak with rice in Pakistan. Is it called birysqueaki.

[The Wengerbabies]

No alcohol for one thing. Makes for a better time.

The food i imagine will be all Asian food. I think its Biryani. Not sure if you guys know what that is. Should do. Its like over £20 a head for 700 people so thats like.....math i cant even do.

Fortunately the groom is loaded. Hes also hired singers and god knows what else.
Sounds like an (Indian) cousins wedding I was at a couple of months ago. Waste of time and money if you ask me but the food was good :bow:

Funny thing is as it was the Indian ceremony it actually means fuck all in this country so they were actually married a couple of weeks before hand in the civil ceremony (again great food) it left me wondering what on earth is the point in all this extravagant shit. But it was at a great venue (highlight of the weekend) so i stayed a bit longer coz there was so much cool stuff to do.

[Cripps_orig]

Indian weddings are the best weddings tbh

[Jimmy Valmer]

Incorrect.

Arab weddings are the best.

[The Wengerbabies]

Indian weddings are the best weddings tbh
They're alright I suppose, can't stand the music though, it all sounds the same.

ting-a-ting-a-ting...

[Letters]

Oh...just checked my account and about £200 has gone. That might be the Olympic money which means I've got something but not very much :(
Can't think what else it could be. Bit disappointing really.
Although it means I'm not bankrupt which is good I guess.

[Letters]

WWTL@WHL);2949]Oh...just[/email] checked my account and about £200 has gone. That might be the Olympic money which means I've got something but not very much :(
Can't think what else it could be. Bit disappointing really.
Although it means I'm not bankrupt which is good I guess.

Oh really letters? How interesting!

<_<

Morning.

Friday :dance:

Cold though :cold:

But still. Friday :patrice:

[the easter bunnie]

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BUT NOT CHUNKY CARAMEL

[PGFC]

Morning :tiphat:

Letters it's just that we think Mrs Letters has started fleecing you already but are too embarrassed to mention it :good:

Friday though, :cheer:

[Marc Overmars]

Booked a tactical day off today, which means another 4 day weekend. :dance:

I'm going to celebrate by eating some cake and sitting on the sofa all day in my boxers.

[adzzzbatch]

WWTL@WHL);2949]Oh...just[/email] checked my account and about £200 has gone. That might be the Olympic money which means I've got something but not very much :(
Can't think what else it could be. Bit disappointing really.
Although it means I'm not bankrupt which is good I guess.

Look on the bright side, it may not be the Olympic money, someone may have skimmed your card details at a cash machine and cloned your card and now spending your money.

[Letters]

Booked a tactical day off today, which means another 4 day weekend. :dance:

I'm going to celebrate by eating some cake and sitting on the sofa all day in my boxers.

You, sir, are living the dream.

[adzzzbatch]

Booked a tactical day off today, which means another 4 day weekend. :dance:

I'm going to celebrate by eating some cake and sitting on the sofa all day in my boxers.

You shouldn't be having an affair with Letter's girlfriend right under his nose.

[Letters]

Look on the bright side, it may not be the Olympic money, someone may have skimmed your card details at a cash machine and cloned your card and now spending your money.

:unsure:

Yaay?

[Marc Overmars]

Ohh you've had monies taken out Lettuce?

I'll check my account now.

[Letters]

Ohh you've had monies taken out Lettuce?

I'll check my account now.

Yeah. I checked again this morning and it still doesn't say what for but I can't think what else it could be.
Seems like I got disappointingly few tickets though :(

[Marc Overmars]

Nothing yet for me, hopefully that's just because they haven't got round to my application yet. You applied for quite a few didn't you? I only applied for £300 worth, so I'm not holding out much hope! I'd be happy with any though really.

I got an email the other day about a 2nd chance ballot or something like that for those who miss out, didn't read it properly though.

[Hump]

Yeah. I checked again this morning and it still doesn't say what for but I can't think what else it could be.
Seems like I got disappointingly few tickets though :(

I hope Mrs Letters enjoys the beach volleyball.

[Letters]

Nothing yet for me, hopefully that's just because they haven't got round to my application yet. You applied for quite a few didn't you? I only applied for £300 worth, so I'm not holding out much hope! I'd be happy with any though really.

I got an email the other day about a 2nd chance ballot or something like that for those who miss out, didn't read it properly though.

If I'd got everything it would have been about £2200 but that includes the opening ceremony and 100m final, things I knew I had little chance of but thought it was worth a punt. Disappointed if that is the Olympic money and I only got a few things though but there are other rounds and I think the first round is for people who were unsuccessful the first time so there is some hope yet of getting some more.

[Letters]

I hope Mrs Letters enjoys the beach volleyball.

Someone here said I should have applied for the men's beach volleyball. I asked how they figured and they said
"that way the crowd will be full of fit women."
Now that is thinking!

[MissHandbag]

Had an e-mail saying the majority of money is being taken after 31 May so who knows, maybe I have a few tickets

[Letters]

Had an e-mail saying the majority of money is being taken after 31 May so who knows, maybe I have a few tickets

I heard that 60% would be taken by then :unsure:
Either way, there are a couple of weeks yet before you know for sure.
Then you have to wait a few more weeks to see what you got.

[Hump]

Someone here said I should have applied for the men's beach volleyball. I asked how they figured and they said
"that way the crowd will be full of fit women."
Now that is thinking!

Second order thinking would suggest the crowd would be made up mostly of big butch bears eyeing up all the sweaty pecs and well filled speedos.

[MissHandbag]

I heard that 60% would be taken by then :unsure:
Either way, there are a couple of weeks yet before you know for sure.
Then you have to wait a few more weeks to see what you got.

June 24th is when everyone should know I think - we'll see

[Ollie the Optimist]

afternoon :wave:

[Letters]

Ollie :tiphat:
What you off to Bristol for?
MrsL's brother lives there, as does my brother. Might make a visit later in the year, if so and you're around maybe we can have an unofficial GW Meet

[Cripps_orig]

Mrs L? Miss Lovely? She got married?

[Ollie the Optimist]

Ollie :tiphat:
What you off to Bristol for?
MrsL's brother lives there, as does my brother. Might make a visit later in the year, if so and you're around maybe we can have an unofficial GW Meet

off to uni there in september, finally can complete my training :D yeah if you ever around let me know, will usually be free on weekends

[Letters]

Mrs L? Miss Lovely? She got married?

Mrs Letters. Who isn't married. Nor am I.

[PGFC]

My how this afternoon's dragging...mind you I've got 5 days off work now :patrice:

[V-Pig]

I'm so shit at playing games. I'm too impatient and self-indulgent to be coy or devious. It seems unfair that I'll end up with someone of lower standing than if I was more aloof and appeared to care less. Ah well. Treat 'em mean is king, and I'll adapt or end up with someone of low quality.

[Joker]

So Cripps was allowed back then? Have certain posters had to agree to add each other to their ignore lists, to avoid longstanding feuds erupting again?

[V-Pig]

Who said that?

:haha:

:notunderstandingignorelists:

[Joker]

Actually if someone else quotes someone who's on your ignore list, their original message still appears anyway.

[LDG]

Shit fucking weather :(

Cold Chinese nomnomnom

[Marc Overmars]

Getting my hair cut later. Hopefully the hottie that usually does it is in today. ##

[LDG]

Getting my hair cut later. Hopefully the hottie that usually does it is in today. ##

So difficult not getting a hard on when you get your hair washed by one of those filth buckets.

[Marc Overmars]

Tell me about it, man. All the small talk they make as well, tantamount to cock teasing.

[LDG]

Tell me about it, man. All the small talk they make as well, tantamount to cock teasing.

Yeah. Problem is, when they go "what you doing tonight" you can't come out with "pounding your gash" else you'll end up with twat shaved in the back of your head.

You just have to sit there and take it.

Well harsh.

[Xhaka Can’t]

So Cripps was allowed back then? Have certain posters had to agree to add each other to their ignore lists, to avoid longstanding feuds erupting again?

You don't need to worry yourself with that.

Enjoy the forum.

[LDG]

Can't decide what to do today.

Was supposed to be going to laaaadan town for drinkies, but just had a whopping bill through.

Got beer in the fridge and 50 quid for going out. hmmm.

Might pour a whiskey and think on it.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Go to a casino, put the £50 on red (Or £40 if you haven't got any food). If you double your money, go to London. If you don't, return to the comfort of your fridge.

[Cripps_orig]

My nephews first birthday party today :dance:

After the year he went through, its a day of celebration.

Also my brother for making sure the party is on the same day as the CL final so i dont have to watch that shite :bow:

[Joker]

You don't need to worry yourself with that.

Enjoy the forum.

Fair enough, cheers.

[V-Pig]

http://simplynoise.com/

It's a white/pink/brown noise generator, with volume and oscillation adjustments.

Can't emphasise enough how useful this is for concentration, blocking out extraneous noise and helping to focus the mind on a single task.

Also, the downloads page has a free 60min download of the relaxing sounds of a (distant) thunderstorm.

[LDG]

I can hear brown noise coming from the Asian clique.

[Xhaka Can’t]

back from the casino already?

[LDG]

back from the casino already?

Stupid 50 quid entry fee <_<

[Xhaka Can’t]

Stupid 50 quid entry fee <_<

:lol: Away off to Yorkshire soon - don't mind travelling so much given the gloomy weather, I'd just be stuck inside otherwise. Would be nice if you could get up to London for some great beer garden drinking - which is the best kind. Especially with a barbecue.

[LDG]

:lol: Away off to Yorkshire soon - don't mind travelling so much given the gloomy weather, I'd just be stuck inside otherwise. Would be nice if you could get up to London for some great beer garden drinking - which is the best kind. Especially with a barbecue.

Ah yeah. Hope that all goes well mate!

Will be better another week when the sun is out. Beer by the loch in camden I reckon.

Gonna duck my head under the shower and then crack open a beer.

Have a good one all :wave:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Fair enough, cheers.

Clean slate for everyone and all that. There are ways in which people can ignore users if they make their blood boil. Now while the methods are not foolproof,ie quoting, they should be enough for people to manage to enjoy the forum.

And that is what it is about - enjoying the forum and sometimes letting off steam and also having bit of banter. It would be great if no one had to use the ignore function, but hey, we live in the unreal real world now, and it isn't always possible.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Ah yeah. Hope that all goes well mate!

Will be better another week when the sun is out. Beer by the loch in camden I reckon.

Gonna duck my head under the shower and then crack open a beer.
Have a good one all :wave:

Thanks mate, have a good weekend yourself.

[Fish Finger Sandwich]

It's a white/pink/brown noise generator....

Some sorta ethnic based sex machine right?

[Master Splinter]

I can hear brown noise coming from the Asian clique.
:haha:

Racism :bow:.

You're fulfilling you're MOC duties well.

[cricketsi]

http://simplynoise.com/

It's a white/pink/brown noise generator, with volume and oscillation adjustments.

Can't emphasise enough how useful this is for concentration, blocking out extraneous noise and helping to focus the mind on a single task.

Also, the downloads page has a free 60min download of the relaxing sounds of a (distant) thunderstorm.

I just got a sudden bout of tinnitus - it helps :good:

[adzzzbatch]

Peterborough will be a happy place tonight!

[V-Pig]

Had to act like a genuinely nice human being tonight. Sort of... nice and devoid of bitterness. I managed it well, and I felt better for it. :good:

[LDG]

Bank holiday monday :bow:

4 days of debauchery over. Nice quiet day today methinks.

Gonna watch the ECL again now. And laugh.

[MissHandbag]

What day is it?

[LDG]

What day is it?

Dunno :(

[LDG]

Hangover horn.

Gonna have a wank.

[Jofnn]

Afternoon All :)

[mandela]

The design of the forum is fuckin' shite, man.

[Boss]

Try changing it using the menu at the bottom left of the page bruv

[The Wengerbabies]

The design of the forum is fuckin' shite, man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f13ekTQ9hrA

Joffn :bow:

[Jofnn]

The design of the forum is fuckin' shite, man.

Glad you like it :good:

[Xhaka Can’t]

May as well close it down.

[mandela]

How do you tell which threads have new posts in them?

Is there a latest posts clicky?

[Jofnn]

How do you tell which threads have new posts in them?

Is there a latest posts clicky?

There's a "What's new?" link at the top... or you can click here (http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/search.php?do=getnew&contenttype=vBForum_Post)

[Marc Overmars]

Had a pretty good day. Lunch with the missus and a pool tourney with the mates + beer. Having a Chinese for dinner now I believe.

Nom.

[MissHandbag]

Chinese? Man, woman, girl or boy? A whole one? What with?

[LDG]

Anyone know a good online pharmacy?

[Flavs]

Anyone know a good online pharmacy?


Ask GB, he is Canadian...

[Letters]

Morning ##

[LDG]

Mornin.

Monday :(

[Letters]

Sort of. But then Thursday will be Friday. Or something.

[MissHandbag]

Well had to hoof it up to Muswell hill (Yay, not Broadwater farm) - no car but it's payday and I've got a good book and they actually give me a lunchbreak here so in good form. Plus, after today am off until next week

GAAAARN

[LDG]

Sort of. But then Thursday will be Friday. Or something.

Gotsta work all weekend, so it doesn't matter to me.

Ah well.

Got a week off in 21 days time, so I'll just hang on until then.

Week of no boozing this week I think. Clean out the system a bit.

[MissHandbag]

I need a month I think - and a colonic irrigation perhaps

and about 5 crates of milk thistle

[LDG]

I need a month I think - and a colonic irrigation perhaps

and about 5 crates of milk thistle

Yeah. The last month has been sodding mental. Will nip in to boots today and get a batch of milk thistle I reckon.

Nice long run tonight too.

[MissHandbag]

Yeah. The last month has been sodding mental. Will nip in to boots today and get a batch of milk thistle I reckon.

Nice long run tonight too.

Yeah there's a boots here - right opposite the pub - I'm thinking pub lunch of milk thistle and wine

[LDG]

:haha:

Oooh. Starting to cloud over now.

Good. Was pissed off when I saw the sun on the first day back to work. Weather's been shite all weekend.

[MissHandbag]

Was sweltering in the city on Sunday - Proper lock day that was - I was in Covent Garden with a bunch of drunks

[dazthegooner]

Talking of Milk Thistle I buy mine from Simply supplements its buy one get one free :)

And also just seen that Paul Scholes has retired and Rooney has said he's the best player he's ever played with and against lol

[LDG]

This is turning into a rather shite day.

Just found out that a load of work I submitted for college hasn't been sent for assessment yet, four weeks after submission, because they hadn't bothered to inform me I needed to sign the front cover. It all needs to be reported by 30th June, else I have to redo it all in another formatt.

Fucking wankers.

[Xhaka Can’t]

There is nothing left to say about Arsenal.

[Flavs]

There is nothing left to say about Arsenal.

Or your face for that matter

[LDG]

There is nothing left to say about Arsenal.

Not much left to say about anything really.

[Letters]

</gw>

[LDG]

We could talk about Canadian pharmacies. Don't think we've covered that yet.

[Flavs]

I had a dirty dream about handy last night?

[Letters]

I had a dirty dream about handy last night?

Is there any other kind of dream about her?

[Marc Overmars]

Chinos

WTF are they all about?

[MissHandbag]

Explain?

Who are you anyway?

(To Ponchorelli)

[Flavs]

Explain?

Who are you anyway?

Indeed, who are any of us?

:metaphysical:

[LDG]

Chinos

WTF are they all about?

Teachers :shrug:

[MissHandbag]

Chinos - Handy's definition: 'The worst trousers to wet yourself in.'

[Marc Overmars]

Teachers :shrug:

Seem to be the new craze. Kids everywhere wearing them.

Kids. :rolleyes:

[LDG]

Seem to be the new craze. Kids everywhere wearing them.

Kids. :rolleyes:

Really?? What genre of kid?? Mods? Rockers? G-Units?

[Flavs]

Really?? What genre of kid?? Mods? Rockers? G-Units?

Cunts innit

[Marc Overmars]

Really?? What genre of kid?? Mods? Rockers? G-Units?

Sheep

[Flavs]

Explain?

Who are you anyway?

(To Ponchorelli)


Youve had your chips innit lolz jk

Flavs

[MissHandbag]

Ooh

[dazthegooner]

Kids :rolleyes: What do they know? Oh wait they're still learning! (and so am I at the tender age of 36)

[Flavs]

Zim just joined Niall Quin on the ignore list :good:

[LDG]

Zim just joined Niall Quin on the ignore list :good:

I haven't got any on mine yet.

Tried it out on a couple, but took it off again.

[Cripps_orig]

Only got the one on mine.

Could be 2 if NBN ever joins

[The Wengerbabies]

Only got the one on mine.

Could be 2 if NBN ever joins
NBN has joined.

[LDG]

Gonna be a slow week I reckon. Fuck this shit tbf.

[Chrissie]

Hello

[Cripps_orig]

hi

[Chrissie]

Good to see you back or are you an impostor?

[Cripps_orig]

:ninja:

[Chrissie]

Haha!

[LDG]

Chrissie :wave:

Do we have full compliment yet?? I know yoss is taking a break....

[The Wengerbabies]

Chrissie :wave:

Do we have full compliment yet?? I know yoss is taking a break....
JtL19 is still missing :(

As is ILT but he might be dead again.

[LDG]

JtL19 is still missing :(

As is ILT but he might be dead again.

Oh, I thought fist of lehmann was ILT :unsure:

I might be imagining that though.

ILT :bow: My favourite paedo.

[Master Splinter]

Solo used to make some interesting points in the Arsenal Debate. A few people who disagreed with him abused him and he never returned.

Anyone know if ILT is ok?

[The Wengerbabies]

Solo used to make some interesting points in the Arsenal Debate. A few people who disagreed with him abused him and he never returned.

Anyone know if ILT is ok?
ILT hasn't been okay for years...

[Cripps_orig]

Someone email ILT

Yoss and DSL as well

I havent been arou.d since septembgr so cant remember anyone else tbh

[Chrissie]

Evening. I've emailed ILT. Will let you know if I get a response.

[Jofnn]

:wave:

Hello chaps and chapettes!

[Chrissie]

Hello Jofnn. Where are the clickable smilies? I realise this is the wrong thread :-)

[Jofnn]

Hello Jofnn. Where are the clickable smilies? I realise this is the wrong thread :-)

At the moment, they're only available in the "go advanced" option... I'll be integrating them into the quick reply soon!

[Chrissie]

Thank you. Still finding my way around here.


:cheer:

[Letters]

Hmm. Applied for £2230 worth of Olympics tickets. Got £186 worth
Bugger.

[Cripps_orig]

What did you get?

[Letters]

What did you get?

Dunno yet. You don't find out for a week or so yet.
Obviously not much though :upset:

[LDG]

Fank you, fanx for all the meaty sausages. Thanks for the walls.

[Letters]

Fank you, fanx for all the meaty sausages. Thanks for the walls.

Are you pissed again? (tm)

[Jimmy Valmer]

Dunno yet. You don't find out for a week or so yet.
Obviously not much though :upset:

Interesting.

I suspect you may have slightly missed out on the 100m final.

[Letters]

Interesting.

I suspect you may have slightly missed out on the 100m final.

I went for the £125 tickets for that (or was it £150? Maybe that was the Opening Ceremony, I forget now). Anyway, for both of those I went for the 2nd band hoping for more chance. The two tickets for either would have been more than I've had deducted so yeah, I think you may be right :(

[LDG]

Are you pissed again? (tm)

Ain't you seen the walls advert?? Had just been watching it, and just decided to post count.

[Letters]

Ain't you seen the walls advert?? Had just been watching it, and just decided to post count.

Umm. Not sure I have but I'll be sure to look out for it.

:unsure:

[LDG]

If Tuesday was Monday, and I have Friday off, what does that make tomorrow?

Monday (Tuesday) Today (Wednesday) Tomorrow (Friday) I guess??

Anyway. It's gonna be scorchio on Friday. :dance:

[Marc Overmars]

Hmm. Applied for £2230 worth of Olympics tickets. Got £186 worth
Bugger.

I'm 80 quid down. Which means it's either the 100m heats or the Wembley football final, both of which were 40 each and I applied for 2 tickets.

Sucks though, everyone I know is a bit disappointed with how little they've got, I guess it shows how popular this thing is though. A mate of mine hasn't been given anything and he applied for nearly £500 worth.

[the easter bunnie]

I'm 80 quid down. Which means it's either the 100m heats or the Wembley football final, both of which were 40 each and I applied for 2 tickets.

Sucks though, everyone I know is a bit disappointed with how little they've got, I guess it shows how popular this thing is though. A mate of mine hasn't been given anything and he applied for nearly £500 worth.


I'm hoping to get a video plus from sky. I will be able to watch all the events. I will fast foward the mens 100 final at x30. that will probably be a new world record.
the bicycle arena looks like a great big quaver

[LDG]

Suppose I ought to do some work.

[LDG]

Today has been rather slow.

[Kaiser]

One of my flatmates has been playing the same LOTR song (the slow one when there's a sad/emotional moment between the hobbits) on the piano for two fucking hours. And she's not even very good.

:ilt:

[Letters]

One of my flatmates has been playing the same LOTR song (the slow one when there's a sad/emotional moment between the hobbits) on the piano for two fucking hours. And she's not even very good.

:ilt:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiHq8KtXb7c

tbh

[Cripps_orig]

Whats the best and cheapest way to get to Canterbury, Kent?

I dont drive either

[The Wengerbabies]

Whats the best and cheapest way to get to Canterbury, Kent?

I dont drive either
Train I would assume. Not the best (obviously car is) but prolly the cheapest.

What you going there for?