"Currants Bw..."

[PGFC]

Oh good grief :banghead: if my doghouse had a doghouse that's where I'd be right now.

Some women <_<

That is all.

[Flavs]

Oh good grief :banghead: if my doghouse had a doghouse that's where I'd be right now.

Some women <_<

That is all.

Want me to kill the bitch for you?

[Letters]

Oh good grief :banghead: if my doghouse had a doghouse that's where I'd be right now.

Some women <_<

That is all.

Did you get 'stabby' again?

[PGFC]

Tea not fully ready when She and the Daughter got home yesterday evening, you'd have thought I'd taken a shit in her handbag* <_<

*situation remedied this morning.

[Marc Overmars]

You're making the food?

Bitch should know her role and shut her mouth.

[Letters]

That was it? :lol:

Wow. So probably best not to mention steak and blowjob day today then?

[PGFC]

That was it? :lol:

Wow. So probably best not to mention steak and blowjob day today then?

Best not, She's vegetarian :good:

[Flavs]

Tea not fully ready when She and the Daughter got home yesterday evening, you'd have thought I'd taken a shit in her handbag* <_<

*situation remedied this morning.

Pussy whipped bitch? Say it aint so

Jesus this is like that bit at the end of Quadrophenia when Phil Daniels finds out the rebel he envies so much is a bellboy :upset:

[Letters]

Jesus this is like that bit at the end of Quadrophenia when Phil Daniels finds out the rebel he envies so much is a bellboy :upset:

The lovely Debbie McGee :bow:

[Flavs]

The lovely Debbie McGee :bow:

oh god i actually laughed at that.

I once sat next to her all the way from kings cross to Doncaster, she had a flowery jump suit on :wacko:

[Marc Overmars]

I have acquired the Football version of the Olympic 50p coins doing the rounds. :bow:

:geek:

[Flavs]

The Olympics :lol:

Awful waste of time and money

[GP]

oh god i actually laughed at that.

I once sat next to her all the way from kings cross to Doncaster, she had a flowery jump suit on :wacko:

I've met her a few times. I fixed their computer some years ago.

She's very nice.

[MissHandbag]

I have acquired the Football version of the Olympic 50p coins doing the rounds. :bow:

:geek:

Did my training for the Olympics (not as an athlete surprising as it is but as a medical volunteer) - last weekend - It's gonna be brilliant. Will swap your coin for my uniform though - it's bloody horrible.

[PGFC]

Pussy whipped bitch? Say it aint so

Jesus this is like that bit at the end of Quadrophenia when Phil Daniels finds out the rebel he envies so much is a bellboy :upset:

:shrug: It was either another round of COD Black Ops split-screen against the boy (I was 1 down) or get the Tea on, I mean wtf? We were ok...

[Flavs]

:shrug: It was either another round of COD Black Ops split-screen against the boy (I was 1 down) or get the Tea on, I mean wtf? We were ok...

Yeah but she has sex innit

[Flavs]

It's gonna be brilliant..

Not really

[Marc Overmars]

Did my training for the Olympics (not as an athlete surprising as it is but as a medical volunteer) - last weekend - It's gonna be brilliant. Will swap your coin for my uniform though - it's bloody horrible.

My brother is volunteering as well, but he's got some shite ass role stuck in the car park. :pal:

He was gutted but I guess it's something to put on his CV though, that he worked an event on this scale.

[Flavs]

My brother is volunteering as well, but he's got some shite ass role stuck in the car park. :pal:

Is he a hooker?

[PGFC]

Yeah but she has sex innit

Not with me :sulk:

[Flavs]

Not with me :sulk:

Marriage :bow:

[MissHandbag]

Not really

It will, I'll be there in the Grooms village wearing an outfit designed by Stella McCartney (fuckin looks like was based on Sgt Pepper's lonely heartclub theme - Letters will be wetting himself with excitement)

[MissHandbag]

My brother is volunteering as well, but he's got some shite ass role stuck in the car park. :pal:

He was gutted but I guess it's something to put on his CV though, that he worked an event on this scale.

Just wanted to get a look at it myself - couldn't get tickets but met some good people on my training - loads of dentists! Should be a laugh.

[Flavs]

No I mean the olympics, gonna be shit tbh

[GP]

But there are awesome events like running and jumping.

[Flavs]

Just reading about Coeliac disease and read this on the symptoms bit


weight loss with pale, offensive diarrhoea

Offensive? I thought it was rather amicable tbh

[GP]

You wouldn't want it on your desk, though...

[Letters]

But there are awesome events like running and jumping.

http://www.flatbatteries.com/images/gsh/daleythompson2.gif

http://www.flatbatteries.com/images/gsh/daleythompson1.gif

http://www.fraserking.co.uk/spectrum/screenshots/Daley_Thompsons_Decathlon.png

[Flavs]

But there are awesome events like running and jumping.#

Oh i have nothing against the Olympics as a spectacle I just know its going to be wank this time round

[MissHandbag]

You wouldn't want it on your desk, though...

Better on my desk than in my pants

[GP]

Better on my desk than in my pants

That's disgusting.

[MissHandbag]

That's disgusting.

I feel ashamed

[GP]

I feel ashamed

It's ok, I still would.

[Flavs]

It's ok, I still would.

What? Shit in her pants?

[GP]

Only if she's into it.

[Flavs]

Well, who isnt?

[Injury Time]

http://www.flatbatteries.com/images/gsh/daleythompson2.gifhttp://www.flatbatteries.com/images/gsh/daleythompson1.gifhttp://www.fraserking.co.uk/spectrum/screenshots/Daley_Thompsons_Decathlon.pngzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxz xzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzzxzxzzzzxxxzxzcraaaaamp!!!!A h those were the days

[MissHandbag]

Only if she's into it.

2 GWer's - one cup?

That's disgusting

[PGFC]

2 GWer's - one cup?

That's disgusting

2 GWer's and no Cups, that's worse :crying:

[Letters]

"David Cameron went on Air Force One this week and I bet it made his ears pop...because he was sucking Obama's cock so hard"
- Jimmy Carr on 10 'o' Clock Live

:haha:

[MissHandbag]

"David Cameron went on Air Force One this week and I bet it made his ears pop...because he was sucking Obama's cock so hard"
- Jimmy Carr on 10 'o' Clock Live

:haha:

I know - Bet all those tory voters were so proud of him...

[Letters]

I didn't vote for David Cameron, I voted for my local MP who I know a bit and like.

[LDG]

I voted for our Tory MP because the Liberal Democrat who used to be our MP, was caught with rent boys. And the new LD candidate was extremely poor on the door to door.

[Coney]

Piss-poor excuse, tbh. I'd vote Tory only if the only other candidate was a Nazi Jehovah's Witness Paedophile Rapist Murderer with ginger hair. Even then, I'd feel a bit guilty.

[MissHandbag]

HAHAHA - Tory voters who didn't vote for David Cameron!

[Letters]

Piss-poor excuse

No-one needs an 'excuse', people can vote how they want.

[PGFC]

No-one needs an 'excuse', people can vote how they want.

That's what Putin said.

[Coney]

No-one needs an 'excuse', people can vote how they want.

Yeah - that's your excuse.

[Letters]

HAHAHA - Tory voters who didn't vote for David Cameron!

How's that Green Party candidate you voted for getting on representing you?

:pal:

[Coney]

How's that Green Party candidate you voted for getting on representing you?

:pal:

At least she has a conscience. :good:

[Letters]

That's nice. She also has an MP who she didn't vote for representing her.
It's a crappy system but hey, it's all we got so waddaya do?

[LDG]

What a load of old shit this convo is.

[MissHandbag]

How's that Green Party candidate you voted for getting on representing you?

:pal:
Not schmoozing

[Coney]

That's nice. She also has an MP who she didn't vote for representing her.
It's a crappy system but hey, it's all we got so waddaya do?

Vote monster raving looney and encourage as many as possible to do likewise. Maybe if we get a few elected and piss off wenger and the board the politicians stuck in the same rut, they might change their habits. (Is everything on the planet like this?)

[LDG]

Vote monster raving looney and encourage as many as possible to do likewise. Maybe if we get a few elected and piss off wenger and the board the politicians stuck in the same rut, they might change their habits. (Is everything on the planet like this?)

So you get a vote once every four years, and you use to it vote for someone that, if elected (and enough people took your foolish advice), you didn't agree with, and would be a poor MP??

Good logic.

All this tactical voting stuff is utter gash. As is the voting system.

[MissHandbag]

That's nice. She also has an MP who she didn't vote for representing her.
It's a crappy system but hey, it's all we got so waddaya do?

I'm an idealist and vote for who I believe in - If that had happened to be a Green party member licking Obama's balls then at least I'd have the balls to admit I were partly responsible instead of posting a LMFAO oh look at him (nothing to do with me)

[Coney]

So you get a vote once every four years, and you use to it vote for someone that, if elected (and enough people took your foolish advice), you didn't agree with, and would be a poor MP??

Good logic.

All this tactical voting stuff is utter gash. As is the voting system.

A poor MP? Good job we have none at the moment.

Glad you are making a contribution to the interesting debate though. :good:

[LDG]

A poor MP? Good job we have none at the moment.

Glad you are making a contribution to the interesting debate though. :good:

It's not an interesting debate. It's childish shite.

As far as poor MP's go, I'd rather have somebody who can be held accountable by, and can gain the backing of a larger party, than a lone voice (muttering "Raving Loony" comments) in the house.

[PGFC]

Voters generally get the politicians they deserve, life would be very dull if we all got what we wanted, well, until my turn anyway :satan:

[Coney]

It's not an interesting debate. It's childish shite.

As far as poor MP's go, I'd rather have somebody who can be held accountable by, and can gain the backing of a larger party, than a lone voice (muttering "Raving Loony" comments) in the house.

Tory leaders are never held accountable by their party for their policies and actions. The only sin a Tory leader can commit is to lose an election. They can have all old people gassed, workers flogged for doing less than 20 hours work a day - that will be permitted and voted for. But they must win the next election by whatever means are necessary. Even Thatcher was caught by that rule - as soon as it became likely she would lose the next election, she was replaced. The same will happen to Cameron.

This does not happen with the Monster Raving Looney Party. As long as the bow tie continues to rotate, the candidate is safe.

[Marc Overmars]

Politics eh.

[LDG]

Tory leaders are never held accountable by their party for their policies and actions. The only sin a Tory leader can commit is to lose an election. They can have all old people gassed, workers flogged for doing less than 20 hours work a day - that will be permitted and voted for. But they must win the next election by whatever means are necessary. Even Thatcher was caught by that rule - as soon as it became likely she would lose the next election, she was replaced. The same will happen to Cameron.

This does not happen with the Monster Raving Looney Party. As long as the bow tie continues to rotate, the candidate is safe.

And it would be the same for Labour, or Lib Dem. To say that it's a Tory thing is blinkered.

We all know politicians are scumbags. They always have been, always will be.

It's the issue of the economy that matters the most, as it filters down through everything. And at the point of time we went to the polls, Labour couldn't manage it, and tbf, Lib Dems would not have been able to manage it. What you got was what the country wanted, and needed at the time.

Your broad strokes are more akin to football support than to realism.

[PGFC]

Warm :cool: at last...

[LDG]

Warm :cool: at last...

:d

Pissing it down at the weekend though :(

[LDG]

BOREDDDDD!!!!!

[Marc Overmars]

Car insurance renewed, rent paid, holiday booked. Man that's me cleaned out for a good month at least, no beer days for a while. :(

[LDG]

There's always money to be had from somewhere.

Even if it leads to massive debt.

Beer comes first.

[Marc Overmars]

Indeed. I was thinking of getting a credit card or an overdraft tbh. But then I've never liked the idea of spending money I don't have.

[Letters]

I'm an idealist and vote for who I believe in

Which is fine, even admirable. But under the current system your vote was for naught. Your views are not being represented at any level.
That's not your fault, it's the system. But it's the only one we've got so until that changes (it won't) I'd rather vote in a way which has some chance of leading to representation which, in my constituency, leaves me with 2 realistic options. I'm not massively attached to any party and have voted differently in different elections. I have explained why I voted the way I did but I don't need to, it's a personal choice which we all have.

(apologies for the late reply, I couldn't get on here for a while. I thought they'd blocked me :upset: )

[Xhaka Can’t]

Which is fine, even admirable. But under the current system your vote was for naught. Your views are not being represented at any level.
That's not your fault, it's the system. But it's the only one we've got so until that changes (it won't) I'd rather vote in a way which has some chance of leading to representation which, in my constituency, leaves me with 2 realistic options. I'm not massively attached to any party and have voted differently in different elections. I have explained why I voted the way I did but I don't need to, it's a personal choice which we all have.

(apologies for the late reply, I couldn't get on here for a while. I thought they'd blocked me :upset: )

That does not sound like voting for the candidate you want to represent you. It sounds like voting to be on the winning team.

[Letters]

That does not sound like voting for the candidate you want to represent you. It sounds like voting to be on the winning team.

It's voting for one of the options which has a realistic chance of representing me. Under PR I'd vote who I wanted and know that it counted for something. Under our current system it doesn't.

[Xhaka Can’t]

It's voting for one of the options which has a realistic chance of representing me. Under PR I'd vote who I wanted and know that it counted for something. Under our current system it doesn't.

I don't get your point - even if you don't vote for the person who wins, that person still represents you in Parliament.

[Letters]

I don't get your point - even if you don't vote for the person who wins, that person still represents you in Parliament.

My point is in our current system every vote for a candidate who doesn't win is, in effect, wasted. In the sense that it doesn't give you any representation. So while you can vote for a fringe party it is, IMO, a waste of a vote because there's no realistic chance of that candidate being elected. So my view is I might as well vote for one of the candidates who could realistically be elected. And in my area that only gives me 2 options. Others take a different view which is fine, each to their own. We have a pretty crappy system, under a different system I'd vote differently.

[MissHandbag]

Which is fine, even admirable. But under the current system your vote was for naught. Your views are not being represented at any level.
That's not your fault, it's the system. But it's the only one we've got so until that changes (it won't) I'd rather vote in a way which has some chance of leading to representation which, in my constituency, leaves me with 2 realistic options. I'm not massively attached to any party and have voted differently in different elections. I have explained why I voted the way I did but I don't need to, it's a personal choice which we all have.

(apologies for the late reply, I couldn't get on here for a while. I thought they'd blocked me :upset: )

Er no

If people like myself didn't vote for who they believe in the Green party wouldn't have won a seat at the last election. Of course my vote counts.

If you believe you only voted for a local MP and that there are no wider issues attached then I have to tell you, you don't understand politics.

[LDG]

Signed up with betfred as fancied a bet on the Gold Cup.

Bollocks :(

[PGFC]

Signed up with betfred as fancied a bet on the Gold Cup.

Bollocks :(

Gamblers :pal:

[Letters]

Gaaaaaah!
:fury:



that is all <_<

[LDG]

Gamblers :pal:

Wives :pal:

[PGFC]

Gamblers :pal:


Wives :pal:

Ah, fair play :getcoat:




:crying:

1/10 She's still got the hump when I get home...

[Letters]

Our database server, thanks for asking.
Up and down more than an 'ores draws. <_<
:fury:

I'm making a right bloody mess of what I'm trying to do today but it's not helped by the fact that 80% of the time I try to test my changes it doesn't connect to the database server.

:fury:

[LDG]

Ah, fair play :getcoat:




:crying:

1/10 She's still got the hump when I get home...

I'll take that bet. Put me down for a tenner.

(making my money back already :cool: )

[LDG]

Nice to have you back Letters. Did you have a nice holiday?

[Letters]

Great Scott!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17364682

[LDG]

Anyone pins'ing or rocketing next sat for the villa game?

[MissHandbag]

Signed up with betfred as fancied a bet on the Gold Cup.

Bollocks :(

Fuck - for a minute thought you said breastfed!

Am probably around next week but speak to you before then

[LDG]

This is gonna get messy.

[LDG]

This is gonna get messy.

And it did.

And now, I'm paying for it.

I hate Monday's :(

[Flavs]

Great Scott!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17364682

They are the key to hyperspace travel you know, warp-speed as the trekkies would call it.

[Marc Overmars]

Sun is out at least.

Roll on Easter 4 day weekend.

[Flavs]

Bored and horny, not a good blend

[LDG]

Sun is out at least.

Roll on Easter 4 day weekend.

:gp:

And payday.

Another expensive weekend coming up....

[Letters]

Bored and horny, not a good blend

Remember what that nice policeman said about 'surprise sex'?

[Flavs]

Remember what that nice policeman said about 'surprise sex'?

He loved it really

[Letters]

:lol:

Lovely day :cool:

Sting tonight. Saw The Police a few years back, not such a fan of his solo stuff but should be OK.

[LDG]

He loved it really

:haha:

[Flavs]

:lol:

Lovely day :cool:

Sting tonight. Saw The Police a few years back, not such a fan of his solo stuff but should be OK.

"Oh man you take longer to have a shit than Sting does to have a shag"

[MissHandbag]

Got pummelled by my mate (osteopath) - Saturday

[MissHandbag]

Hehe at Flavs comment

[LDG]

Handy. Can you swim??

[Marc Overmars]

Got pummelled by my mate (osteopath) - Saturday

##

[Letters]

Handy. Can you swim??

:lol:

stop it!

[LDG]

:angel:

[MissHandbag]

You lot honestly - Been having some manipulation of my spine - after 2 ops in the last year and being thrown on the bus by some dickhead bus driver last June been having some back pain - my mate is an osteopath - he finally persuaded me not to be embarrassed and let him treat me about 6 months ago - was fantastic until recently. Bloody hurt but the pain's almost gone again - a few more treatments.

And yes LDG - I'm a prolific swimmer! - In fact, booked myself and my youngest son for a couple of nights in some 5 star hotel with pool, sauna, gym etc next month - can't wait.

[LDG]

And yes LDG - I'm a prolific swimmer! - In fact, booked myself and my youngest son for a couple of nights in some 5 star hotel with pool, sauna, gym etc next month - can't wait.

Awesome!!

[Letters]

:angry:

*makes note to employ more ushers/security*

[MissHandbag]

Awesome!!

Really missed swimming when I did my shoulder in - the first thing I did when I got the go ahead was go swimming again - what a relief to know I could. Thought I was gonna end my days swimming one armed in circles.

[LDG]

Mornin.

Think I got out of the wrong side of bed.

:angry:

[Letters]

Hit the wall again?

Sting was great last night, better than I'd expected :dance:

[LDG]

Slept really well...just in a foul mood for some reason. Probably because I thought it was Friday when I woke up :(

Where was Sting playing?

[Marc Overmars]

Another nice day. :dance:

[GP]

Hit the wall again?

Sting was great last night, better than I'd expected :dance:

It was cancelled?

[Letters]

Where was Sting playing?

Hammersmith Apollo. Like more Police stuff than his solo stuff which I don't really know so I didn't know many of the songs but even the ones I didn't know were good. He had a great band. Did a few Police numbers too.

[Letters]

It was cancelled?

:rimshot:

:lol:

:p

[Marc Overmars]

Hammersmith Apollo. Like more Police stuff than his solo stuff which I don't really know so I didn't know many of the songs but even the ones I didn't know were good. He had a great band. Did a few Police numbers too.

Every Breath You Take. :bow:

[PGFC]

Morning :tiphat:

[LDG]

Bored.

:tumbleweed:

[Marc Overmars]

Today is the first day of spring.

[LDG]

Today is the first day of spring.

:dance:

That's cheered me up actually.

Winter :pal:

Come on the summer :bow:

Beer on Friday's in the sun :bow:

Lazy sunday BBQ's :bow:

Festivals :bow:

:woohoo:

[Coney]

Hammersmith Apollo. Like more Police stuff than his solo stuff which I don't really know so I didn't know many of the songs but even the ones I didn't know were good. He had a great band. Did a few Police numbers too.


Every Breath You Take...

... is one too many.

[MissHandbag]

Anyone watch that 'Crime of honour' last night?

[LDG]

Nah. What is it?

[MissHandbag]

Nah. What is it?

Panorama programme on honour killings - most shocking thing about it for me was that young men are more pro it then the generations before.

Ooh made me want to get militant

[LDG]

People are fuckin nuts.

[MissHandbag]

People are fuckin nuts.

Some people are -

Right - off to nut me way to the bank now... in the sun at least

[MissHandbag]

Got severely admonished by one of my employers for saying they have the worst appointment system I've worked with (when I say severely admonished I mean having 10 minutes of being shouted at with a wagging finger) - Oops!

Appointment system is the worst though!

[PGFC]

Shouting? wagging fingers? see you at the tribunal :sulk:

[WMUG]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-led-zeppelin-meme.jpg

[Letters]

ish?


In related news: Women! :rolleyes:

I thought the nagging was supposed to start after we got married. :doh:

[GP]

I'm telling you, Dennis Waterman's got a point...

[LDG]

ish?


In related news: Women! :rolleyes:

I thought the nagging was supposed to start after we got married. :doh:

Tell me about it <_<

And I'm not even engaged.

[Letters]

I hate naggers...

<_<

[LDG]

Still. Footy weekend :dance:

No women :dance:

You about pre-match on Saturday?

[Letters]

:( I said I'd travel up with dad and I'd better do that so as not to confuzle him.

[LDG]

:( I said I'd travel up with dad and I'd better do that so as not to confuzle him.

Cool.

Well, will be in the rocket pre-match I guess, unless anyone else is coming along.

Not kicking around afterwards.

:beer:

[Flavs]

ish?


In related news: Women! :rolleyes:

I thought the nagging was supposed to start after we got married. :doh:

:lol: Amateur

[Letters]

Well, yes, but care to elaborate?

[LDG]

Well, yes, but care to elaborate?

He just does what he's told, basically. :good:

[PGFC]

Morning :tiphat:

Happy Wednesday :cheers:

[LDG]

Half way through the working week :dance:

[Flavs]

Well, yes, but care to elaborate?

It all comes with experience mate, you need to just slap that bitch down now. Short term pain long term gain

[Letters]

He just does what he's told, basically. :good:

Sounds that way.

Probably gives it the big'un on internet forums too.

[LDG]

Footy tonight, at long last :dance:

Hopefully someone can come up with a suitable stream :pray:

[Letters]

I'll be at a church meeting.

Me :pal:

[LDG]

I'm on fire this week.

Got so much work done.

It's funny, because if you actually put some effort into what you're doing, and don't sirf the net all day, things get done and time goes by faster...

It's ultra-shit though.

[MissHandbag]

Shouting? wagging fingers? see you at the tribunal :sulk:

Was really strange being shouted at in work - hasn't happened since I was a student nurse on the wards. I know I can give as good as I get but I did my whole grown up bit and listened to the rant.

[LDG]

Was really strange being shouted at in work - hasn't happened since I was a student nurse on the wards. I know I can give as good as I get but I did my whole grown up bit and listened to the rant.

I can't take bollockings anymore. I feel as though I'm too old. So I just stand my ground.

I'm always right anyway :shrug:

[MissHandbag]

I can't take bollockings anymore. I feel as though I'm too old. So I just stand my ground.

I'm always right anyway :shrug:

Can't take bollockings myself - 6m into a new job was a bit shocked. On the one hand - the GP felt personally insulted that I criticized their appointment system, on the other, I don't believe my employers have the right to shout at me just because they don't like my opinion. What I actually said was 'this is the worst appointment system I've ever worked under.' Not the most tactfull comment with hindsight which is why I listened to what he had to say back... and listened... and listened.

It really is a shitty system here though and I can't see me shutting up about it - especially when I have patients complaining every day and receptionists running into my room to escape complaining patients. The problem is, the GP is a drama queen (literally) and knows I'm right. Guess it hit a nerve. Apart from the appointments shambles, I really love working here, I even like drama queen GP. I believe that's why I kept my cool.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Why was Dog Toffee banned?

[GP]

You mean, why wasn't he banned sooner?

[Xhaka Can’t]

That too.

Just curious as to the specific reason.

[Marc Overmars]

He was WUMing during the discussion of events at WHL on Saturday.

[Letters]

He was WUMing during the discussion of events at WHL on Saturday.

Apparently when Muamba woke up someone told him that Torres had scored 2 goals and he said "f*ck me, how long have I been out for?!"

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Folks coming over from England Thursday morning to see the nipper. . .two hour drive to airport to pick them up and then another two hour drive back. . .up at some ungodly hour, which means I can see some of the match

[Coney]

I can't take bollockings anymore. I feel as though I'm too old. So I just stand my ground.

I'm always right anyway :shrug:

Damn right. Don't you just hate it when the cunts just don't admit to being wrong.

[LDG]

Beer garden + Sunshine :bow:


















If only I was there :(

[Letters]

I'm working at home today :d

[Marc Overmars]

Footie tonight. Love playing when it's mild.

Cheeky pint after as well.

Spring. :bow:

[GP]

I'm wanking at home today :d

I'm doing that tomorrow :cool:

[Letters]

Wow. I thought I was in trouble with MrsL. This bloke is a real professional though:

http://www.emirates247.com/videos/how-not-to-chop-down-a-tree-2012-03-22-1.449936

[Letters]

:patrice:

Lovely day out there.

[Flavs]

Wow. I thought I was in trouble with MrsL. This bloke is a real professional though:

http://www.emirates247.com/videos/how-not-to-chop-down-a-tree-2012-03-22-1.449936

Some people should just be drowned at birth tbf

[LDG]

Friday!!! :woohoo:

Beerday :bow:

Kebabday :bow:

Daybeforefootballday :bow:

[Letters]

Replace Beer with Coke and Kebab with Chinese and yes. Yes it is.

:dance:

[GP]

Cokeday :bow:

[GP]

Is Pepsi ok?

[LDG]

Is Pepsi ok?

Not with Scotch it isn't :sulk:

[LDG]

I'm trying to figure out whether I can be fucked today.

And no. I don't think I can.

Beer at lunch I think, and a snooze on the net in the afternoon.

Shall be at the Rocket by 1pm tomorrow (Handy), so see ya there....and anyone else who fancies dropping by.

[MissHandbag]

I'm trying to figure out whether I can be fucked today.

And no. I don't think I can.

Beer at lunch I think, and a snooze on the net in the afternoon.

Shall be at the Rocket by 1pm tomorrow (Handy), so see ya there....and anyone else who fancies dropping by.

Yep - text when you're on the train and I'll get out of bed.

[Letters]

Is Pepsi ok?

Yes, that is an acceptable alternative.

[Marc Overmars]

Replace Beer with Coke and Kebab with Chinese and yes. Yes it is.

:dance:

Also getting a Chinese tonight.

Crispy duck. :bow:

[Coney]

Crispy duck. :bow:

:gp:

[PGFC]

Afternoon :tiphat:

Just been out, it's like tit & bum Friday out there :cool:

[Coney]

Afternoon :tiphat:

Just been out, it's like tit & bum Friday out there :cool:

You disgust me.

I agree about tit & bum Friday though.

[Letters]

Booooooobs!
:patrice:

[Flavs]

Cloudy and cold in leeds

[Letters]

Northerners :pal:

[Flavs]

:(

[Letters]

:hug:

[LDG]

LoL at Falvs.

Been in the beer garden at lunch. Awesome. It's finally sprummer!! :woohoo:

Bit burnt, and maybe a bit tiddly :ninja:

[LDG]

Gonna be 20 Degrees and blazing sunshine tomorrow!! :dance:

Fuck going to The Rocket for pre-match. Pins and outside on the street for me!!!!!! :woohoo:

[Letters]

:( Sorry I can't make it. Sounds like it'll be a nice day for it though :dance:

[Letters]

LDG :pal:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17482035

[LDG]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59262000/gif/_59262473_alcohol_pricing_464in.gif

If only!!!!!!!!

[LDG]

Actually and seriously. Minimum pricing in supermarkets is good for the economy too.

Cheap alcohol is not only a bad thing for people who really could do without living in a gutter, but it's also bad for the pub trade.

Pubs have been hit really hard ove the last ten years, because they're competing with the supermarkets, increasing tax at the pump and the recession in general.

I know some people prefer sitting at home in a dark room with the curtains draw downing vodka, but booze is about socialising for me. Getting out, seeing your mates, getting lashed and having a giggle.

I hardly drink at home unless I have someone to listen to tunes with, or a garden to sit in (company / friends included).

In any case, this is good news I reckon.

[milla]

Alcoholics :pal:

[LDG]

Alcoholics :pal:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZyRE8DAocw

[LDG]

Gin, gin, gin, gin, gin, gin....WHISKEY!! :lol:


Right. I'm offski. Pub. Beer.

Have a top weekend all. See ya on the flipside innit. :wave:

[MissHandbag]

Actually and seriously. Minimum pricing in supermarkets is good for the economy too.

Cheap alcohol is not only a bad thing for people who really could do without living in a gutter, but it's also bad for the pub trade.

Pubs have been hit really hard ove the last ten years, because they're competing with the supermarkets, increasing tax at the pump and the recession in general.

I know some people prefer sitting at home in a dark room with the curtains draw downing vodka, but booze is about socialising for me. Getting out, seeing your mates, getting lashed and having a giggle.

I hardly drink at home unless I have someone to listen to tunes with, or a garden to sit in (company / friends included).

In any case, this is good news I reckon.

Fuck you - I love drinking indoors with my book and no lecherous alchies around thanks.

Which reminds me - see you in the pub tomorrow x

[Coney]

Actually and seriously. Minimum pricing in supermarkets is good for the economy too.

Cheap alcohol is not only a bad thing for people who really could do without living in a gutter, but it's also bad for the pub trade.

Pubs have been hit really hard ove the last ten years, because they're competing with the supermarkets, increasing tax at the pump and the recession in general.

I know some people prefer sitting at home in a dark room with the curtains draw downing vodka, but booze is about socialising for me. Getting out, seeing your mates, getting lashed and having a giggle.

I hardly drink at home unless I have someone to listen to tunes with, or a garden to sit in (company / friends included).

In any case, this is good news I reckon.

:good: Social drinking using alcohol as a catalyst is OK.

Drinking to just get pissed is pathetic. Drinking on your own is a bad sign.

The idea of a minimum limit is a good idea and the idea that it hurts people is the kind of bollocks you expect from the drinks industry. Example to day was a 3 litre bottle of 7% proof cider for about £1.50. That would go up to about £6 so the drink makers get upset. Now even most strong beers don't make it to 7% - usually 5-6% - and that would be way over £6 for 3 litres. Cider at £1.50 for 3 litres - that's about 5.5 pints. So 40p per unit (so 80p-£1-ish a pint of beer equivalent) is not a lot and anyone whining about that kind of level has serious issues.

[MissHandbag]

:good: Social drinking using alcohol as a catalyst is OK.

Drinking to just get pissed is pathetic. Drinking on your own is a bad sign.

The idea of a minimum limit is a good idea and the idea that it hurts people is the kind of bollocks you expect from the drinks industry. Example to day was a 3 litre bottle of 7% proof cider for about £1.50. That would go up to about £6 so the drink makers get upset. Now even most strong beers don't make it to 7% - usually 5-6% - and that would be way over £6 for 3 litres. Cider at £1.50 for 3 litres - that's about 5.5 pints. So 40p per unit (so 80p-£1-ish a pint of beer equivalent) is not a lot and anyone whining about that kind of level has serious issues.

I would take issue with the 'drinking on your own is a bad sign'. I looooove the taste of wine and will buy myself a nice crisp chenin blanc on the way home to savour whilst I read my book and unwind. The idea that that's somehow worse than meeting up with friends for a few drinks is just odd to me.

[LDG]

I would take issue with the 'drinking on your own is a bad sign'. I looooove the taste of wine and will buy myself a nice crisp chenin blanc on the way home to savour whilst I read my book and unwind. The idea that that's somehow worse than meeting up with friends for a few drinks is just odd to me. I think there is a distinction to be made, and of course, every now and then, i'll buy a few cana and sit and listen to some tunes as therapy and relaxation. In general though, the excitement of getting out and having a few with mates etc is more appealing when we're talking bulk quantity. I like some interaction, someone to bounce off.However, i'd be in real strife if my fridge was always stocked with booze, and i cracked open a bevvie whenever i'm home. And lots of people do that, as a matter of course. An every day routine. And sone worse than others. I mean, you really have a problem if you have to have a few voddy's just to get off to sleep and see the back of the day.My boozing is excessive at the weekend. I know this, but it's my choice. I don't depend on it. I live very healthy during the week, and would whip 90 percent of the country on the health and fitness stakes. I indulge, but i'd rather do it with company. I also have good friendships with landlords struggling to make a living. One cause is prices at the shops. Just think it's better all riund to set minimum prices. A) for the country's health, but b) to help the leaisure industry we've all struggled to afford to support.

[Marc Overmars]

I will be drinking beer tonight.

[Cripps_orig]

Had a pub lunch yesterday

[Marc Overmars]

What did you have?

[Cripps_orig]

Chips with melted cheese on top

Pretty nice actually

Reminded me of the Chilli Cheese Fries i had in Florida which were awesome

Drank Diet Coke

[Marc Overmars]

No Hunters Chicken? Shame.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Actually and seriously. Minimum pricing in supermarkets is good for the economy too.

Cheap alcohol is not only a bad thing for people who really could do without living in a gutter, but it's also bad for the pub trade.

Pubs have been hit really hard ove the last ten years, because they're competing with the supermarkets, increasing tax at the pump and the recession in general.

I know some people prefer sitting at home in a dark room with the curtains draw downing vodka, but booze is about socialising for me. Getting out, seeing your mates, getting lashed and having a giggle.

I hardly drink at home unless I have someone to listen to tunes with, or a garden to sit in (company / friends included).

In any case, this is good news I reckon.

I think it is absolutely terrible news. Pubs that don't adapt are the ones that are suffering.

Why should I pay more for booze just because a bunch of knob heads can't control their drink?

The minimum pricing levels won't affect my drinks of choice now, but you can bet your ass that once this fucking travesty of social engineering and market distortion comes in, these minimum pricing levels will skyrocket.

Fucking awful idea and whoever dreamt it up should be drowned in a swimming pool filled with Buckfast.

[Coney]

I would take issue with the 'drinking on your own is a bad sign'. I looooove the taste of wine and will buy myself a nice crisp chenin blanc on the way home to savour whilst I read my book and unwind. The idea that that's somehow worse than meeting up with friends for a few drinks is just odd to me.

Sure - having a glass to wash down a mean or unwind as you say is OK. I was not clear - I mean if you drink a lot of glasses on your own, you are heading down a dodgy track.

[Coney]

I think it is absolutely terrible news. Pubs that don't adapt are the ones that are suffering.

Why should I pay more for booze just because a bunch of knob heads can't control their drink?

The minimum pricing levels won't affect my drinks of choice now, but you can bet your ass that once this fucking travesty of social engineering and market distortion comes in, these minimum pricing levels will skyrocket.

Fucking awful idea and whoever dreamt it up should be drowned in a swimming pool filled with Buckfast.

Pubs don't need to adapt. How many pubs charge less than 40p per unit? A pint is £3+ and has less than 3 units. My maths says that is not effected. Even a cheap pub that charged half that price would not be effected.

As far as distortion of markets is concerned, the supermarkets are making a loss on cheap alcohol and the money has to come from somewhere, so the rest of us are currently subsidising the knobheads when we buy other stuff at the supermarket.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Pubs don't need to adapt. How many pubs charge less than 40p per unit? A pint is £3+ and has less than 3 units. My maths says that is not effected. Even a cheap pub that charged half that price would not be effected.

As far as distortion of markets is concerned, the supermarkets are making a loss on cheap alcohol and the money has to come from somewhere, so the rest of us are currently subsidising the knobheads when we buy other stuff at the supermarket.

Supermarkets are businesses and they operate the way they do because it is profitable to do so - you are not subsidising anyone when shopping in a supermarket. The market for pubs and supermarket bought products is entirely different. Pubs can never compete on the basis of price and it was never my point. You are so wrong - pubs need to adapt because many of them are no longer offering people what they want - and that is why they are dying. Society is changing and the pubs that adapt will be successful and are successful.

I like drinking in pubs and I like drinking at home - I regard the two as completely separate activities - which they are.

And finally, once these minimum pricing levels are introduced - just watch as they are raised.

[Coney]

Supermarkets are businesses and they operate the way they do because it is profitable to do so - you are not subsidising anyone when shopping in a supermarket. The market for pubs and supermarket bought products is entirely different. Pubs can never compete on the basis of price and it was never my point. You are so wrong - pubs need to adapt because many of them are no longer offering people what they want - and that is why they are dying. Society is changing and the pubs that adapt will be successful and are successful.

I like drinking in pubs and I like drinking at home - I regard the two as completely separate activities - which they are.

And finally, once these minimum pricing levels are introduced - just watch as they are raised.

Yes - pubs do need to adapt. They always have. Some will fail and disappear, new drinking and social mixing places will appear because that is what people want to do. But the minimum price of alcohol will not have any effect as the price is so low. The treasury is not making money from it, so there will be no need to raise it to an excessive amount as might be the case with duty and VAT. Because of that, it will not get raised indefinitely. If it was a treasury fund-raiser, then there would be ground for suspicion. But pubs will not die because of this - some licensee organisations are in favour of it, once they get over the knee-jerk reaction and realise that the minimum price level does not effect their own prices.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yes - pubs do need to adapt. They always have. Some will fail and disappear, new drinking and social mixing places will appear because that is what people want to do. But the minimum price of alcohol will not have any effect as the price is so low. The treasury is not making money from it, so there will be no need to raise it to an excessive amount as might be the case with duty and VAT. Because of that, it will not get raised indefinitely. If it was a treasury fund-raiser, then there would be ground for suspicion. But pubs will not die because of this - some licensee organisations are in favour of it, once they get over the knee-jerk reaction and realise that the minimum price level does not effect their own prices.

It IS a Treasury fund raiser because they will be collecting an additional 20% VAT on price increases. And Government does not just like to extort money off you, they also like to tell you what to do - when it is none of their fucking business. You can bet your ass, that once this is in, they will become bolder and you will see more of this social engineering.

The price of booze is not the problem in this country - and other than being far too expensive, it never has been the problem.

[Letters]

Chinese :bow:


*pop*

[Marc Overmars]

Remember how I said I kissed a mates hot sister a few weeks ago?

Well...

##

[Letters]

You moved on to the mate?

[Coney]

Remember how I said I kissed a mates hot sister a few weeks ago?

Well...

##

You had a threesome with her and your mate?

[Letters]

Remember how I said I kissed a mates hot sister a few weeks ago?

Well...

##

Also.

Pics.

Or GTFO.

:angry:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Remember how I said I kissed a mates hot sister a few weeks ago?

Well...

##

You made her cry?

[Marc Overmars]

Lol no.

Buckled her good and proper.

[Cripps_orig]

Is it that bint you put a pic up of?

[Marc Overmars]

Indeed.

[Cripps_orig]

As a great man/machine/father figure once said


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLeOSOe4GmQ

[LDG]

Monday :(

Still recovering from Saturday tbf.

Cracking weekend :d

[Letters]

Lovely day

:patrice:

[MissHandbag]

Sure - having a glass to wash down a mean or unwind as you say is OK. I was not clear - I mean if you drink a lot of glasses on your own, you are heading down a dodgy track.

Still disagree - some people just use 'social drinking' as an excuse instead of admitting they actually like a few drinks. I mean, if it's mainly the 'social' aspect surely people would be just as happy having a few soft drinks and meeting up with friends? Can't say I see many people hanging around the pub drinking soft drinks!

I spend my whole working day being charming to one patient after another, putting on a smile and making them feel comfortable regardless of what I feel like. The last thing I want to do most evenings after work is socialise. I don't drink every night but if I want a few drinks drinks at home in the peace and quiet of my own home what's dodgy about that? Am I sad for doing that? I don't think so.

[Letters]

Are you pissed again?

[GP]

I am :woohoo:

[LDG]

:lol:

Special Brew at 9.45am on a Monday morning. Can't beat it :bow:

[GP]

With a Night Nurse chaser :woohoo:

[MissHandbag]

With a Night Nurse chaser :woohoo:

Run

[PGFC]

With a Night Nurse chaser :woohoo:

Are you Benny Hill then? :patrice:

[dazthegooner]

Morning peeps :wave:

[Letters]

Daz :tiphat:

[dazthegooner]

So how's the wedding prep going and have you been feeding the butterflies? :)

[Letters]

Fine thanks and no, not really. Maybe nearer the time but I'm OK at the moment.
How're you?

[dazthegooner]

Not too bad bit pissed off not working don't mind it so much during the week just the weekends piss me off when my mates are out and im stuck indoors ;(

[MissHandbag]

Never had you down as a butterfly feeder Letters - What next are you gonna start feeding Abi until she can't move out of her armchair?

Pervert!

[LDG]

Lol no.

Buckled her good and proper.

Good work.

Oh how I miss the chase :(

[Marc Overmars]

Great weather again. :dance:

Can't wait until Friday. Payday and a mate who's been in America for 6 months is coming home, party time.

[LDG]

Morning.

Sunny :cool:

[Letters]

:patrice:

[PGFC]

:wave: :cool:

[Flavs]

Tits and Ass :bow:

[LDG]

Tit Tuesday :woohoo:

Hoping for some weekend sunshine....at the moment it's looking like rain <_<

[Letters]

Hungry :(

Hope it doesn't rain on Saturday, MrsL and me have plans which involve being out and about.

[GP]

Hungry :(

Hope it doesn't rain on Saturday, MrsL and me have plans which involve being out and about.

Dogging :bow:

[Letters]

She is driving down so we could do :dance:

[LDG]

ARghjghjb.

I can't stand being inside an office when it's lovely this outside <_<

[Letters]

I'm going out to the park for lunch.
:patrice:

[LDG]

Dogging :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Dogging :bow:

this

:bow:

[Flavs]

Sunglasses :bow:

Hiding the fact i look a bit rapey when the weather is like this

[Marc Overmars]

This weather makes me sleepy.

Shame it's not hot enough here to have a siesta at lunch. :cloud9:

[Letters]

I'm going out to the park for lunch.
:patrice:

Oh. Ended up going to lunch with a colleague. In the canteen. Which is in the basement :doh:
Will have to have a wander after work instead.

[Flavs]

Its 23 degrees in Leeds. People will start "de-emigrating" at this rate

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17523541

:ilt:

[PGFC]

Mmm..I'm bored with the Olympics already, is this a record?

[GP]

Olympic forum surely?

[PGFC]

Olympic forum surely?

What? dear god no, ffs, we'll be choosing bloody wedding music next...

what? :shrug:

[Letters]

Olympic forum surely?

The BBC have their Olympic section up already. Maybe wait till the season ends now.
EDIT: It already has :zimm: