"Currants Bw..."

[Letters]

poor bloke

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20120412-41915.html

:unsure:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Yep you can bet if it was the other way round the bint would have yelled rape.

[Marc Overmars]

What a fag.

[GP]

What a fag.

Disgusting the way Letters is tre...

Nah

[Flavs]

Ah Friday is it <_<

[Flavs]

:sarcy:

Get her something fluffy. Women like fluffy.

:makeupyourownjokes:

A critter?

[Letters]

Yes. Friday. Cold though :cold:

[LDG]

Doesn't feel like Friday.

Not in a Friday mood.

[Injury Time]

awaiting haircut, start new job monday
talking of monday got a spare for wigan match, handy or any of usual suspects need a ticket?

[Injury Time]

Doesn't feel like Friday.

Not in a Friday mood.
wasnt this ur last friday until august?

[LDG]

awaiting haircut, start new job monday
talking of monday got a spare for wigan match, handy or any of usual suspects need a ticket?

Would do mate, but can't get the time off work to get up there. Also laid out for the holiday this month, so counting my beans :(

[LDG]

wasnt this ur last friday until august?

Nah, next week is my last full week. I do have to do some Fridays, but they follow bank holiday mondays. And some of the Fridays are half days....

[Flavs]

awaiting haircut, start new job monday
talking of monday got a spare for wigan match, handy or any of usual suspects need a ticket?

is it away or at the old emirates?

[Injury Time]

Nah, next week is my last full week. I do have to do some Fridays, but they follow bank holiday mondays. And some of the Fridays are half days....
u need to be some accountant or something to make sense of that....

[Injury Time]

is it away or at the old emirates?
this monday at emirates

[Flavs]

this monday at emirates

oh right, then no

But good luck with the new role

[Injury Time]

oh right, then no

But good luck with the new role
will drop u a line once i get new email address

[Letters]

Flavs and IT sitting in a tree...

[Injury Time]

Flavs and IT sitting in a tree...taking the piss out of me
yup

[LDG]

u need to be some accountant or something to make sense of that....

Or just not a spastic.

[Letters]

Do you have Handy's number, IT? She might be up for it.

[Flavs]

Flavs and IT sitting in a tree...

Haven't you got a gay film to be watching?

[Letters]

Later I do
:patrice:

Fabulous :clap:

[GP]

Later I do
:patrice:

Fabulous :clap:

As a great man once said, you're a fucking faggot, dude.

[LDG]

I bet he's wearing his brokeback homo fleece.

[Letters]

I'm going to see Titanic, not Gorillas In The Fist :sulk:

[GP]

I bet he's wearing his brokeback homo fleece.

His spare brokeback homo fleece.

[Marc Overmars]

Regency for dinner tonight.

Freshies. :bow:

[LDG]

Awww man. I decided to pack in drinking for a weekend to give the body a rest after last weeks mental binge....

But I feel all fresh and good and detoxed now....

...hmmm....

...what to do.......

[GP]

Heroin?

[LDG]

Smack me up.

[Injury Time]

Do you have Handy's number, IT? She might be up for it.
not after the restraining order and the heavies i had to send round last time....

[Letters]

I've texted her and said to get in touch with you via GW if she's interested. Otherwise not sure if cazza would be interested if you've not got rid of it.

[Coney]

awaiting haircut, start new job monday
talking of monday got a spare for wigan match, handy or any of usual suspects need a ticket?


Can't make it. :( If that had been a Sat/Sun match I'd have bitten your hand off.

[Cripps_orig]

Someone i know, someone i thought i knew really well has defected from supporting Arsenal to Barcelona....

Would it be a crime to beat the motherfucking shit out of this person?

[Letters]

Someone i know, someone i thought i knew really well has defected from supporting Arsenal to Barcelona....

Would it be a crime to beat the motherfucking shit out of this person?
Not a jury in the land would convict you

[LDG]

Hallo dare!

In the fuckin office innit :(

Raining innit :(

Though I shall be in the pub in time for the Grand National. Curry tonight. Nomnomnomonoommomom

[Letters]

Oh hai :wave:

It's quite sunny here. Titanic was good last night. I forgot you see Winslet's boobies, I thought it cut away.
3D Boobs :bow:

[GP]

Oh hai :wave:

It's quite sunny here. Titanic was good last night. I forgot you see Winslet's boobies, I thought it cut away.
3D Boobs :bow:

Those are my favourite kind.

I went to school with her brother, you know.

[Letters]

Did he have good boobs too?

Since when were FA Cup games on ESPN? :angry:

Was hoping to watch this one, too <_<

[GP]

Did he have good boobs too?

No, but he was a massive tit.

Of course, I let him know on several occasions that I'd seen his sister naked.

[Cripps_orig]

Not a jury in the land would convict youJust really pisses me off. Yes Arsenal are a bit shit these days but to change support and to those ****s even though she doesnt even live in Spain? Wtf?

Would it be immature of me to completely lose contact with her over this?

[Marc Overmars]

Just really pisses me off. Yes Arsenal are a bit shit these days but to change support and to those ****s even though she doesnt even live in Spain? Wtf?

Would it be immature of me to completely lose contact with her over this?

She?

Lol, bitches don't know shit about football anyway.

[Cripps_orig]

She?

Lol, bitches don't know shit about football anyway.Never a truer word said

Hope she dies in a fire with the barca ****s

[Marc Overmars]

Lets not be too hasty, does she have a nice rack?

[Cripps_orig]

Lets not be too hasty, does she have a nice rack?Yeah shes alright.

She'd look better dead though :coffee:

[LDG]

Yeah shes alright.

She'd look better dead though :coffee:

ILT would be proud :rose:

[Letters]

Yeah shes alright.

Phwoar!

http://www.heruni.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hijab.jpg

[LDG]

:lol:

Sand ninjas :bow:

[GP]

Phwoar!

http://www.heruni.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hijab.jpg

Nah, that one's clearly old enough...

[LDG]

:ninja:

[Cripps_orig]

Phwoar!

http://www.heruni.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hijab.jpgShes one of you lot

[Olivier's xmas twist]

You lot eh ?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Food poisoning laying up both the wfe and I, still got the strength to post on GW tho. . .ha. .ha. . . .ha :rose:

[LDG]

Food poisoning laying up both the wfe and I, still got the strength to post on GW tho. . .ha. .ha. . . .ha :rose:

Oooh, nasty mate. Hope you get better soon.

Had a gastro bug just after christmas. Was horrific. Wouldn't wish it on anyone :(

[Marc Overmars]

Off to Germany this weekend. :dance:

Germans. :bow:

[LDG]

YA VOLLL!!!!

DAS IST GUTTTTTTTT!!!

[Letters]

Can I just say


Spurs :haha:

:pal:

:dance:

:patrice:


:d

[LDG]

:lol:

They only need five more losses to completely destroy our implosion record.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Oooh, nasty mate. Hope you get better soon.

Had a gastro bug just after christmas. Was horrific. Wouldn't wish it on anyone :(

Had that a little while back. . .was ok in the morning, come afternoon was all over the shop. . .train journey home was veey toich and go

[LDG]

Had that a little while back. . .was ok in the morning, come afternoon was all over the shop. . .train journey home was veey toich and go

Emphasis on the touch, or the go?

[Flavs]

Random bus hard-ons <_<

[LDG]

Random bus hard-ons <_<

This is why you should always carry a shoulder bag :good:

[Flavs]

kind of glad in a way, at least it means i am not impotent

[LDG]

kind of glad in a way, at least it means i am not impotent

Go big, or go home :good:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Off to Germany this weekend. :dance:

Germans. :bow:

Bring back Podolski and Gotze Please.

[Flavs]

Go big, or go home :good:

:lol:

[LDG]

Giving up smoking - Attemp no: 193

:angry:

:d

:angry:

:d

:wacko:

:angry:

[Letters]

<_<

Text from MrsL. She left her work trousers at mine and can I wash them and bring them back next week. :rolleyes:

Worst.
Wife.
Ever :sulk:

[Marc Overmars]

Left them round yours eh.

##

[Coney]

<_<

Text from MrsL. She left her work trousers at mine and can I wash them and bring them back next week. :rolleyes:


Worst.
Wife.
Ever :sulk:

Very clever. It is a reminder to you of who is going to wear the trousers.

Just say no. :good:

[Letters]

But then she might say no to...other things <_<

[Coney]

But then she might say no to...other things <_<

No problem - you can just shag around.

[Letters]

All right, Fonzie.

[LDG]

:haha:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Go big, or go home :good:

Go hard or go home tbh.

[LDG]

Jesus wept.

[MissHandbag]

this monday at emirates

Can't do I'm sorry to say - have to work extra late

[PGFC]

<_<

Text from MrsL. She left her work trousers at mine and can I wash them and bring them back next week. :rolleyes:

Worst.
Wife.
Ever :sulk:

:yikes: And she's not even wearing your ring yet? what a fucking liberty :sulk:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

:yikes: And she's not even wearing your ring yet? what a fucking liberty :sulk:

Women eh i blame Thatcher.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Left them round yours eh.

##

On the floor in a crumpled mess huh? Should ask her if she wants her pants back too. . .whoa lad easy tiger, absolute flith :wink:

[PGFC]

Women eh i blame Thatcher.

In my day she'd have got a good right 'ander and then washed her own fucking strides, the cheeky mare.



*may be a complete fabrication.

[LDG]

*sigh*

At least there's a match to look forward to tonight I suppose....

[Hump]

Word to the wise - check the care instructions label. It will say something like "hand wash only in baby tears". If you don't they'll shrink or run and you'll be dragged round the shops on a Saturday afternoon whilst she chooses a new pair. During this five hour torture you'll be asked "Does my bum look big in this". Trust me if you're too slow with a reassuirng answer then you'll be on short rations for months.Never take anything she says at face value. [QUOTE=Letters;124227]

[Letters]

Morning :angry:

Horrible day. <_<

[PGFC]

Aye, 'tis shit.

[Flavs]

really really shit day so far, however a cake sale at work

[Letters]

Cripps :bow:

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/music/islamic-terrorists-issue-threat-against-jedward-ahead-of-eurovision-3080269.html

[LDG]

Fucking cock of a day.

EDIT: Not cripps. In response to letters post.


EDIT: Actually, yeah. Cripps.

[Cripps_orig]

I dont even know what the link is about but yeah

:bow: me indeed

[Flavs]

Cripps :bow:

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/music/islamic-terrorists-issue-threat-against-jedward-ahead-of-eurovision-3080269.html

Good on em, bomb the fuckers

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Morning :angry:

Horrible day. <_<

Yep, got bloody flu feel alwful, Gooners were poor, its the day of my dead sisters Birthday Just feel confused and head is spinning (bloddy flu)

[Cripps_orig]

Yep, got bloody flu feel alwful, Gooners were poor, its the day of my dead sisters Birthday Just feel confused and head is spinning (bloddy flu)How old would she have been?

Sorry to hear about that

[Olivier's xmas twist]

How old would she have been?

Sorry to hear about that

23 today.

[Letters]

Ouch.

:hug:

[Coney]

Good on em, bomb the fuckers

If they are targeting Jedward, I'll pay for the explosives.

[Coney]

Yep, got bloody flu feel alwful, Gooners were poor, its the day of my dead sisters Birthday Just feel confused and head is spinning (bloddy flu)

:rose:

That must hurt. :hug:

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAGO_l_YTbk

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Yep, got bloody flu feel alwful, Gooners were poor, its the day of my dead sisters Birthday Just feel confused and head is spinning (bloddy flu)


:rose:

[Marc Overmars]

Sorry to hear that Charlie.

[PGFC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAGO_l_YTbk

:rose: The Asian clique...

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yep, got bloody flu feel alwful, Gooners were poor, its the day of my dead sisters Birthday Just feel confused and head is spinning (bloddy flu)

Charlie, sorry to hear of that. :hug:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Charlie, sorry to hear of that. :hug:

Thank you and thank you all for the kind words :hug:

[Letters]

Rain :angry:

[Marc Overmars]

Thursday for me. :bow:

[LDG]

****

[Letters]

Mmm...racist cake

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17749533

:lol:

[LDG]

Mmm...racist cake

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17749533

:lol:

:lol:

What is wrong with this planet. Seriously.

[Coney]

:lol:

What is wrong with this planet. Seriously.

Too many people trying to be PC and not thinking for themselves. Like in this case - the cake was made by a black guy to make a point and the goody-two-shoes PC brigade are claiming it is racist.

Same as when Nigeria did the big Gas company and called it 'Niggas'. There was a load of self-righteous outrage even when it was pointed out that this was a black country full of Nig black guys naming their own company and not interested in what terminology is used in US an UK places.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Mmm...racist cake

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17749533

:lol:

Never heard of so much nonsense in my life. I bet not one Black person would give a shit about that cake. WTF was she meant to do ffs.

PC world gone mad. Though Joker maybe upset by it.

[GP]

I like cake.

[Letters]

I just had some cake.
Wasn't racist enough for my taste but it was OK.

[GP]

I had some black forest cake.

Called it Chalky, just to be sure.

[PGFC]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-17750668

Made me laugh out loud, though tbf they've got a point...

[GP]

http://www.rightentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Aimi_Robinson_2.png

I would.

[MissHandbag]

Would have been more provocative if the bottom half had been included, mutilated obviously.

[Coney]

I like cake.

Do you like it black, like your men?

[Coney]

Would have been more provocative if the bottom half had been included, mutilated obviously.

They probably had it designed by the GW mods so they couldn't do a ****.

[LDG]

:angry:

[Letters]

What's wrong with your face?

[Marc Overmars]

Friday. :bow:

[Letters]

<_<

Still. Before my brain booted up this morning I thought it was Wednesday so I'm still happy enough to find it isn't.

[Coney]

<_<

Still. Before my brain booted up this morning I thought it was Wednesday so I'm still happy enough to find it isn't.

Your face needs booting.

[Letters]

<_<


Also, STOP RAINING! :angry:

[PGFC]

Drought? my arse.

[Injury Time]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-17750668

Made me laugh out loud, though tbf they've got a point...yeah you would fork it tho

[PGFC]

yeah you would fork it tho

Innit.

[Letters]

Friday! :patrice:

And sunny :cool:

Although more rain forecast later :(

Also, I want one of these:
http://www.chocedge.com/

[LDG]

:angry:

[Letters]

Stop that! :lol:

What?!

[LDG]

Nicotine withdrawl :( :angry:

5 days so far.

I know nobody cares, but for me, that is pretty good.

:ilt:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

just scoffed a chicken burger from maccy Ds when a yogurt and banana was waiting for me back at work.....there goes good intentions!

[Letters]

:hug:

Smokers are jokers. Good luck.

[Coney]

Nicotine withdrawl :( :angry:

5 days so far.

I know nobody cares, but for me, that is pretty good.

:ilt:

If you've done 5 days, you've actually done the hardest stretch. This weekend, though, watch out for where you are - where you would normally smoke. At least now you can't smoke inside a pub which was how I got caught out first time I tried to give up.

Good luck though - it might be a struggle for the first couple of weeks but it is well worth it in the end. :good:

[PGFC]

Nicotine withdrawl :( :angry:

5 days so far.

I know nobody cares, but for me, that is pretty good.

:ilt:


If you've done 5 days, you've actually done the hardest stretch. This weekend, though, watch out for where you are - where you would normally smoke. At least now you can't smoke inside a pub which was how I got caught out first time I tried to give up.

Good luck though - it might be a struggle for the first couple of weeks but it is well worth it in the end. :good:

Meh, the first 15 years have been the hardest :angry:

[Letters]

<_< Got a good deal on tickets for The King's Speech yesterday for May 15th :cool:

It's closing on the 12th :doh:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17783302

Me :pal:

[PGFC]

<_< Got a good deal on tickets for The King's Speech yesterday for May 15th :cool:

It's closing on the 12th :doh:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17783302

Me :pal:

Oh b-b-b-bollocks

[Coney]

I had to wait 11 minutes for you to spit that out.

[PGFC]

:lol: I couldn't get the quote to work :rolleyes: #worsethanthatfatfingeredfuckFlavs.

[Master Splinter]

Smokers are jokers.

:gp:

[MissHandbag]

Nicotine withdrawl :( :angry:

5 days so far.

I know nobody cares, but for me, that is pretty good.



:ilt:

Who cares?

[Coney]

Who cares?

If he dies, you won't be able to get in his bed again. :good:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Went to give blood for the first time today.

Turns out the woman had got the wrong vein which would explain why she was jabbing at it for about 5 minutes. :sick: She had a few goes at it before giving up. :lol:

So my number of blood donations stays at 0.

Anyone else ever given blood before? Successfully...

[Letters]

A pint? That's nearly an armfull.


And no. Dad did back in the day.

[Coney]

Went to give blood for the first time today.

Turns out the woman had got the wrong vein which would explain why she was jabbing at it for about 5 minutes. :sick: She had a few goes at it before giving up. :lol:

So my number of blood donations stays at 0.

Anyone else ever given blood before? Successfully...

I have trouble with them trying to find a decent vein in my right arm which is what they normally go for. The left they have no trouble with. Not uncommon, apparently. Go again and ask them to try the other side.

[Cripps_orig]

Given plenty

Worst time was they couldnt find a vein and were about to use a vein on my foot which they said would be painful so i told them to try on arm one more time and in the 10th go, blood flowed

[cricketsi]

You people must have crappy woman veins. Bleeding fat young women is normally the hardest.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Brits are on a blood donar black list here! Well you are if you were back home during the mad cow epidemic!

Dont want to save the little yellow monkeys anyhow!

[milla]

You people must have crappy woman veins. Bleeding fat young women is normally the hardest.

:lol:

[Coney]

Brits are on a blood donar black list here! Well you are if you were back home during the mad cow epidemic!

Dont want to save the little yellow monkeys anyhow!

If that is still the case, then they aren't using science to make medical decisions. Anyone who was infected would have shown signs by now. If it was as serious as they seem to be implying, we should be falling live flies in massive numbers. But we aren't.

[cricketsi]

If that is still the case, then they aren't using science to make medical decisions. Anyone who was infected would have shown signs by now. If it was as serious as they seem to be implying, we should be falling live flies in massive numbers. But we aren't. Quite. The whole mad cow nonsense was French propaganda.I last donated blood in Cambodia. The UK will probably never want my blood again.

[Cripps_orig]

GB is no longer a mod?

:rose:

[Letters]

GB is no longer a mod?

:rose:

:unsure: News to me.

[Coney]

GB is no longer a mod?

:rose:

Get your eyesight checked and then look again at the name. :good:

[Cripps_orig]

Get your eyesight checked and then look again at the name. :good:I did and hes not in red

[Coney]

You missed the full stop then? And the appearance of a mod with a wierd name?

[Joker]

Hope it's not because he was so irritated with moderating my "debate" with NQ that he thought, fuck it I've had enough :lol:

If so I apologise, I'll be on better behaviour from now on.

[Letters]

You missed the full stop then? And the appearance of a mod with a wierd name?
Whatchew talkin' about, Willis?

It seems GB has 'de-modded' himself. I've no idea why. Unless vBulliten had a brainfart.

[Master Splinter]

Will Charlie be taking his position?

Charlie for mod.

[Letters]

You missed the full stop then? And the appearance of a mod with a wierd name?
If you mean jimmy valmer, or whatever, that's CK. :rose:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Will Charlie be taking his position?

Charlie for mod.

Nah

[Coney]

Will Charlie be taking his position?

Charlie for mod.

You have to be in the right clique to be asked. :good:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

You have to be in the right clique to be asked. :good:

:lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Will Charlie be taking his position?

Charlie for mod.Its a risk but a risk worth taking

Could bring some much needed change around here

[LDG]

Mornin.

Monday :(

Ah well. Half day on Friday :dance:

[LDG]

If you've done 5 days, you've actually done the hardest stretch. This weekend, though, watch out for where you are - where you would normally smoke. At least now you can't smoke inside a pub which was how I got caught out first time I tried to give up.

Good luck though - it might be a struggle for the first couple of weeks but it is well worth it in the end. :good:

:good:

Made it through the boozey weekend without touching a ciggie.

I wonder who I will murder today.

[Letters]

:tiphat:

Sunny :cool:

But will probably thump down any minute.

[Letters]

Ah well. Half day on Friday :dance:

Yeah. Well. I have tomorrow off :cool:

For a funeral though. No-one I really knew though, family friend of MrsL's.

*wonders how MrsL will react if he asks to go out and watch the Chelsea game tomorrow evening*

[LDG]

Pissin down 'ere.

:(

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Morning :wave: Hope everyone is feeling Handy and Dandy this morning.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

:good:

Made it through the boozey weekend without touching a ciggie.

I wonder who I will murder today.

Well done mate.

[Letters]

I'm not feeling Handy due to a court injunction

[LDG]

:lol:

She's such a stalker :sulk:

[LDG]

A beautiful young lady walks into the Doctors and starts complaining about her partner.

"Doctor, I just keep thinking he's only with me because I'm stupid and gullible" she sobbed. "Could there be something wrong with me?"

"I'm sorry Miss Jones" said the Doctor, taking off his glasses.

"I'm going to have to take a look at your vagina"

[LDG]

Morning everyone! :wave:




Oh.




:tumbleweed:

[LDG]

:(


:unsure:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Bit quite in here.

Messageboards :rose:

[Letters]

:wave:

Raining :angry:

[LDG]

Aye. Shite out.

Windy too.

Can't wait for me holidays.

[Chrissie]

Rain for the next five days apparently. Still, I have a tour of the Emirates on Friday to look forward to. Had to sort out some paperwork for a group of Hospitality and Events management students so though I'd tag along with them :scarf:

[Letters]

I really need to sort out a tour of the Emirates, never did get around to doing the Higbury one although we did the thing where if you got the redcurrant shirt on the first weekend you could go into the changing rooms and down the tunnel. Not quite the same but saw some of the same stuff.

[Chrissie]

I have no idea what we are going to see, it's the assistant stadium manager showing us round. Hope it's not just the kitchens.

[LDG]

I really need to sort out a tour of the Emirates, never did get around to doing the Higbury one although we did the thing where if you got the redcurrant shirt on the first weekend you could go into the changing rooms and down the tunnel. Not quite the same but saw some of the same stuff.

We should all go before a match one time....

....or just go to the pub.







Yeah. Let's just go to the pub.

[Letters]

Anyone going to the Norwich game? It's an early one but could meet up before and possibly for a bit after although have to get up to MrsL's afterwards and annoy her by watching the Cup Final :cool:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Question

Does anyone work or know of anyone who works for Uniqlo?

I am seriously thinking of applying for a management position there, however I am in Japan and am trying to do some groundwork......it would be a big decision if I was to up anchor and bring the fam back home so any help would be appreciated.

I am not sure what people's opinions of the company, maybe bad because it is so cheap but it makes sense for me cos it is Japanese and it would give me a chance to remain in contact with the country/language etc - sorry for the novel!

[LDG]

EDIT: @ Letts.

Cannae do it captain. I have nae got the money.

Holiday pennies being saved....am in London that week for a gig too, so will be a quiet one watching it in the boozer.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Aye. Shite out.

Windy too.

Can't wait for me holidays.

Horrible day. Some bint walking imfronit of me and a mate got drenched by the white van man.

[LDG]

*sigh*

Wet & Windy Wednesday.

Does not get worse than this :(

Need a Sunny Saturday asap, tbf, ftw, bbq.

Oh, and some breasts.

[Coney]

*sigh*

Wet & Windy Wednesday.

Does not get worse than this :(

Need a Sunny Saturday asap, tbf, ftw, bbq.

Oh, and some breasts.

:good: - with some unexpected downpours - wet t-shirts ftw.

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17838052

Phwaoooor!!

[LDG]

"We are working on the basis of two possibilities here - one is that Madeleine is still alive; and the second that she is sadly dead," he said.



:lol:





:run:

[Coney]

http://www.tyresmoke.net/attachments/1226385-tut.jpg

[LDG]

:tiphat:

No rain :o

Also.

Friday :dance:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Raining here.

Why does it always rain on me?

[LDG]

Raining here.

Why does it always rain on me?

Cos you're a ****.

[Coney]

Raining here.

Why does it always rain on me?

Liar

[Letters]

It was sunny 5 minutes ago, now it's raining again <_<

[Coney]

Dry here so far. Might rain soon.

Still, at least we have no hosepipe ban in the West.

People in SE with ban. :pal:

[Letters]

I don't possess a hosepipe so the joke's on you! :cool:

[Coney]

People with no hosepipe. :pal:

[MissHandbag]

You missed the full stop then? And the appearance of a mod with a wierd name?

See your spelling's still 'wierd' weirdo

[MissHandbag]

Went to give blood for the first time today.

Turns out the woman had got the wrong vein which would explain why she was jabbing at it for about 5 minutes. :sick: She had a few goes at it before giving up. :lol:

So my number of blood donations stays at 0.

Anyone else ever given blood before? Successfully...

39 times but not always successfully - once had a smelly fat guy who I swear farted as he was inserting the needle into my arm then schmoozed off leaving me blood spattered and holding my nose.

However, please try again - Most of the people are very good at getting veins and I've found it very rewarding giving blood over the last 20 odd years, my daughter has been doing it for 10 years too. - You might find it a better experience going to a static donation centre rather than an ad hoc visiting one, less time spent there too.

[LDG]

Handy!! :smooch:

You alright?

[Letters]

People with no hosepipe. :pal:
:(

[MissHandbag]

Given plenty

Worst time was they couldnt find a vein and were about to use a vein on my foot which they said would be painful so i told them to try on arm one more time and in the 10th go, blood flowed

You missed the point - You're talking about a blood test which is not the same thing - when I'm taking a blood test I can take it from anywhere on the body (within reason) - but blood donations are only taken from the brachials in the arms.

[MissHandbag]

Handy!! :smooch:

You alright?

Allo darlin -X - yeah - how's it going off the fags/on the fags/off the fags?

[LDG]

Allo darlin -X - yeah - how's it going off the fags/on the fags/off the fags?

11 days. Still no fags. Not one puff. Nothing. Nadda.

Feeling good. Minor cravings.

Took my personal best 5k on the treadmill apart by nearly 2 minutes! Which goes to say something....and I'm a decent runner too!!

No smoking is the way to go....even though I will miss it :(

[Coney]

See your spelling's still 'wierd' weirdo

:lol: I keep doing that - I spell Neil Niel frequently. Habit since I was in Germany for a couple of years. In German, 'ei' is pronounced like eye and 'ie' is pronounced like ee by gum lad.

Anyway, how are you Handie?

[MissHandbag]

:lol: I keep doing that - I spell Neil Niel frequently. Habit since I was in Germany for a couple of years. In German, 'ei' is pronounced like eye and 'ie' is pronounced like ee by gum lad.

Anyway, how are you Handie?

ko at

[MissHandbag]

11 days. Still no fags. Not one puff. Nothing. Nadda.

Feeling good. Minor cravings.

Took my personal best 5k on the treadmill apart by nearly 2 minutes! Which goes to say something....and I'm a decent runner too!!

No smoking is the way to go....even though I will miss it :(

Well done - I still fancy one now and then myself - definitely helps the running having more oxygen than C02

[Marc Overmars]

Rain rain rain!

Gah.

[Letters]

Quite sunny here now but it's been very changeable today.

[LDG]

Quite sunny here now but it's been very changeable today.

Set to remain unsettle under this band of low pressure for some time to come.

It may well stay the same throughout May.

Want a load of **** :(

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, rainiest May on record is due apparently.

Ah well.

May. :bow:

All the best birthdays are in May.

[LDG]

Can we please have **** back please :(

It's my favourite word :(

[Marc Overmars]

No.

PG GW. :bow:

[GP]

I'd bring it back if I was mod.

Vote for GP!

[LDG]

I'd bring it back if I was mod.

Vote for GP!

A Vote for GP, is a vote for ****s!

I'm in!

[Letters]

A Vote for GP, is a vote for ****s!
That works on so many levels :d


Well, two.

[LDG]

That works on so many levels :d


Well, two.

Three ac-tu-ally. :d

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Gp for mod let it happen letters let it happen.

[GP]

Gp for mod let it happen letters let it happen.

:gp:

[GP]

Red wine, ice cold from the fridge :bow:

[Coney]

Can we please have **** back please :(

It's my favourite word :(

Why write **** when you can write cunt?

[Coney]

Red wine, ice cold from the fridge :bow:

Why? Ice cold means you can't taste it properly. If it is decent stuff you want to taste it. If it isn't, either don't drink it or use it for cooking.

[GP]

Why? Ice cold means you can't taste it properly. If it is decent stuff you want to taste it. If it isn't, either don't drink it or use it for cooking.

Snob.

[Coney]

Snob.

:lol: You need kulcha to enjoy wine.

[Letters]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/25/blind-man-ian-bradwell-fined-after-failing-to-pick-up-guide-dogs-poo_n_1451957.html?ref=uk

:lol:

Harsh!

[Coney]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/25/blind-man-ian-bradwell-fined-after-failing-to-pick-up-guide-dogs-poo_n_1451957.html?ref=uk

:lol:

Harsh!

Nice how they apologised too.

[LDG]

Morning.

At home.

In my pants.

Fruity hangover.

:cool:

[Marc Overmars]

Friday. :bow:

Payday. :bow:

Beerday. :bow:

Nandosday. :bow:

[Letters]

Stupid couriers <_<
What is the point of delivering a letter with "ID REQUIRED" in big letters and just dropping it off at our post room? :doh:
Got it OK, but still.

Coldplay tickets, since you asked :cool:

[GP]

Stupid couriers <_<
What is the point of delivering a letter with "ID REQUIRED" in big letters and just dropping it off at our post room? :doh:
Got it OK, but still.

Coldplay tickets, since you asked :cool:

:pal:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Stupid couriers <_<
What is the point of delivering a letter with "ID REQUIRED" in big letters and just dropping it off at our post room? :doh:
Got it OK, but still.

Coldplay tickets, since you asked :cool:

Saw them when they came over to Japan last....last album....good time had by all!

[Letters]

Saw them when they came over to Japan last....last album....good time had by all!
Aye, saw them before at Wembley, this time it's at the Emirates.
:dance:

[Flavs]

:pal:

This

[Letters]

Haters gonna hate :cool:

[Marc Overmars]

Oh look, it's raining again!

[Syn]

Normally I find weather talk tedious but it has to be said - the past couple of weeks have been so fucking annoying and weird. Just now it was chucking down, 2 mins later it's bright sunshine. And it keeps going. Such spazzy weather.

[Syn]

The sudden down pours disable you from getting so much done.
Little things checking your phone. Slows you down cycling. It's a lot worse than freezing cold weather (provided it's not snow). Genuinely pissed off about it. It's 27th April ffs.

[Flavs]

Took me nearly 4 hours to drive from Leicester back to Leeds yesterday due to the weather and the traffic issues it was causing.

And trust me, you cant get away from Leicester fast enough

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Oh look, it's raining again!

Same, All this Start Stop business just pisses me off.

[Marc Overmars]

It's not even pub team rain either, it really hammers it down for about 10 minutes then stops.

Weird.

[Marc Overmars]

Took me nearly 4 hours to drive from Leicester back to Leeds yesterday due to the weather and the traffic issues it was causing.

And trust me, you cant get away from Leicester fast enough

Leicester. :lol:

The freshies paradise.

[Marc Overmars]

Tottenham Court Road has been closed off due to a hostage situaiton. :blink:

[Letters]

Tottenham Court Road has been closed off due to a hostage situaiton. :blink:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17869815

:popcorn:

Should go and have a look.

[Coney]

Tottenham Hotspur has been closed off due to a wankage situaiton. :blink:
.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

This place quiet tonight.

[Marc Overmars]

Weekends usually are.

[Cripps_orig]

Weekends when Arsenal play?