"Currants Bw..."

[LDG]

Happy birthday matey!! :bow:

My dad isn't 60 yet. Lol.

Have a good day!

[Syn]

http://www.itisyourbirthday.org/IT-IS-YOUR-BIRTHDAY-high-resolution-banner.jpg

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Coney:rose:

Btw does anyone know anything about Charlie or NQ both seem to have gone AWOL
banned?

[Coney]

Thanks for the HBs, :)

Got a card from one of my daughters - it said "In dog years, you are dead." :lol:

One of my presents is a two hour flying lesson :cloud9:

[Master Splinter]

Coney didn't even get a +1 hb thread?

Coney :haha:.

Also:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01122/FORSYTH_1122877c.jpg

Happy Birthday!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Is this site going down for anyone else?

[Ollie the Optimist]

Is this site going down for anyone else?


sometimes, i refresh and it works, then the next time it doesnt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah it happened for everyone.

[Master Splinter]

Apparently, it's Ach's birthday today.

30? :faint:

Is it milestone week on GW?

Anyway, hb, c, mhr.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

HB Ach

Wonder if he's dead in dog years too? ?

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://rationalwiki.org/w/images/2/2f/Tumbleweed.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Happy Birthday Ach.

Also, yeah it is a bit dead. Having said that, it is a Sunday with nothing to talk about.

[Xhaka Can’t]

There is plenty to talk about.

Wenger is deluded.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We need some new WUMger quotes. Well I say new, I mean say what he always does.

[Joker]

Given that guests can no longer view the forum, can I be unbanned from the RVP so that I can at least view the posts?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Given that guests can no longer view the forum, can I be unbanned from the RVP so that I can at least view the posts?

:lol:

[Joker]

:lol:

I won't post there if that's a problem with the mods.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'll leave this one for Letters to decide.

[LDG]

By golly! Rain! Who'd of thought it.

Fuckin Monday.

Friday off :bow:

[Letters]

:wave:

Paul Simon :bow:

[Letters]

Given that guests can no longer view the forum, can I be unbanned from the RVP so that I can at least view the posts?
Go on then. :rolleyes:
Be good <_<

[LDG]

:wave:

Paul Simon :bow:

If you'll be my bodygaurd....

Lol.

[Joker]

Go on then. :rolleyes:
Be good <_<

Thanks :good:

[Ollie the Optimist]

why cant guests view the forum?

[Letters]

why cant guests view the forum?
Jofnn changed it when looking at the performance issues on Saturday.

[Syn]

:haha:

[GP]

Yes it does.




Sent from a Nokia 3210

[Coney]

Some people need to get a life.

Sent from my PC at work because when I am out, I interact with real humans instead of immersing myself in a techno-cocoon.

[Syn]

:whacky:

[GP]

:lol:

[Coney]

:haha:

[LDG]

:haha:

Syn :bow:

[Letters]

<_< Sunny when I left home, now it's all cloudy again.
Stoopid 'summer'.

[LDG]

Fuck it. At least it's not raining for a sodding change.

That said, I did like that fine misty drizzle rain last night when I was on my run. Perfect running conditions.

Anyway. I give up on this year. It has sucked massive sweaty testicles, and I can't wait for it to end.

[Coney]

Local weatherforcase for this area on the BBC Breakfast today was given by someone called 'Sarah Blizzard'. :lol:

[PGFC]

Fuck it. At least it's not raining for a sodding change.

That said, I did like that fine misty drizzle rain last night when I was on my run. Perfect running conditions.

Anyway. I give up on this year. It has sucked massive sweaty testicles, and I can't wait for it to end.

This :good:

Can we have our Christmas names now?

[Letters]

Lousy SMarch weather :sulk:

(One for VPig, there)

[LDG]

Fairly nice down here now.

By nice, I mean not raining, I guess.

Nailed on that it will be scorching summer in the first two weeks of August.

You know why? Because that's when we're understaffed due to holidays, which means I can't take any time off.

That's why.

:angry:

[Letters]

I think it's saving up the nice weather for the end of September :cool:

:pray:

[LDG]

I think it's saving up the nice weather for the end of September :cool:

:pray:

Well it ain't gonna be fun having an open-air swim if it's 10 degrees and pissin it down :(

[Letters]

Ushers! :threaten:

<_<

[Xhaka Can’t]

Well it ain't gonna be fun having an open-air swim if it's 10 degrees and pissin it down :(

Naked?

[LDG]

Naked?

##

[Coney]

Apparently, after this week, the jet stream will be heading north of the UK and we should then get the summer weather that everyone bar Ach likes. :good:

[Letters]

God :bow: / Blind Forces of Nature :bow: *


* - delete as appropriate.

[LDG]

See.

Just ready for when I can't take any leave.

God.

Utter ****.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I don't want to appear unsympathetic, but can you let me know in future when it is that you are unable to take leave?

[LDG]

I don't want to appear unsympathetic, but can you let me know in future when it is that you are unable to take leave?

I said God. Not Mod.

Oh yeah.

You're neither shitstick!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Hey, all I want to do is enjoy some sunshine.

[LDG]

Ah.

Read that wrong.

The anger. It builds.

:(

[Xhaka Can’t]

The only thing good about this weather is knowing I'll be getting away from it for a couple of weeks next month.

[Arsenal Royal]

Yes it does.




Sent from a Nokia 3210

GP, I'll be in Reading from the 25th-27th of August. I've booked 2 nights at the Hillingdon Prince. Have you heard of it before and can recommend it? If you're available on that weekend we could meet-up?

[Xhaka Can’t]

GP, I'll be in Reading from the 25th-27th of August. I've booked 2 nights at the Hillingdon Prince. Have you heard of it before and can recommend it? If you're available on that weekend we could meet-up?

I live nowhere near there, but am available.

[Letters]

The only thing good about this weather is knowing I'll be getting away from it for a couple of weeks next month.
You mean the ironic thing about this weather, shirley?

[Arsenal Royal]

I live nowhere near there, but am available.

haha! Gotta love GW!

[GP]

GP, I'll be in Reading from the 25th-27th of August. I've booked 2 nights at the Hillingdon Prince. Have you heard of it before and can recommend it? If you're available on that weekend we could meet-up?

I've never stayed there before. But sure, I'll have sex with you.

[Arsenal Royal]

You mean the ironic thing about this weather, shirley?

Don't worry! I'll bring the sun with me...in late AUgust ;).

[Arsenal Royal]

I've never stayed there before. But sure, I'll have sex with you.

:lol:

I was thinking about having lunch together or drink a cup of coffee :doh: . I should be more precise!

[LDG]

GP, I'll be in London this weekend. I've booked 1 night at Dicky's Halfway Inn. Have you heard of it before and can recommend it? If you're available on that weekend we could meet-up?

[GP]

Sure, I'll have sex with you.

[Arsenal Royal]

GP, I'll be in London this weekend. I've booked 1 night at Dicky's Halfway Inn. Have you heard of it before and can recommend it? If you're available on that weekend we could meet-up?

get in line! :fingers:

[LDG]

That was the plan.

[Letters]

GP, I'll be in London this weekend. I've booked 1 night at Dicky's Halfway Inn. Have you heard of it before and can recommend it? If you're available on that weekend we could meet-up?
There's only one Dicky who will be half way in :sulk:

[GP]

There's only one Dicky who will be half way in :sulk:

Jealous?

[Letters]

To quote Chrissie: :)

[PGFC]

Sure, I'd have sex with you, but my Brother's getting married

Fixed it for you :good:

[LDG]

To quote Chrissie: :)

:popcorn:

[Letters]

##

[V-Pig]

Arnie seems to be tweeting at loads of people talking about their various workouts.

Twitter :bow:

https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger

[Letters]

Bridezillas :lol:

Awful brides <_<

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/olympics/4435309/Olympic-meddle.html

The English :lol:

[Coney]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/olympics/4435309/Olympic-meddle.html

The English :lol:





- PERVERT Declan Crosbie, 25, faces jail after sneaking into the ladies’ changing rooms to spy on Chinese swimmers as they undressed for training at a Leeds sports centre.


:lol:

[LDG]

Second 7.00am start in the office this week :(

Though, it is Friday :dance:

Cricket tomorrow :woohoo:

[Letters]

7am?

Private. :lol:
Alwful sector.


Sunny!

[LDG]

7am?

Private. :lol:
Alwful sector.


Sunny!

I am being promoted to big big boss though. With lots of extra wonga / medical / holiday etc etc etc.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

So a few early starts is not my worry right now.

[Letters]

Pay rises. I remember those.

:(

[Xhaka Can’t]

Congrats buddy!

Was in at 7:15 myself today, 7:30 yesterday.

[GP]

8.58 every day,

Big whoop wanna fight about it?

[LDG]

8.58 every day,

Big whoop wanna fight about it?

That's less than the minimum wage, dude. I'd have a word.

[GP]

That's less than the minimum wage, dude. I'd have a word.

I barely deserve that tbh

[Coney]

Had a couldn't be arsed moment and strolled in at 9:30.

[Syn]

Sell your cars/houses/mothers and buy a Tamahagane san kyoto knife.

Genuinely the best investment going at the moment.

It'll change your life.

[Cripps_orig]

Will there be an Olympic section this year?

Do the same thing as 4 years ago if so. That went pretty well.

I'll miss all of it so will probably use GW to catch up on it

[Letters]

Yeah. I'll get to it. Will probably get sued for using the Olympic Logo. I'll see them in court :cool:

[GP]

Sell your cars/houses/mothers and buy a Tamahagane san kyoto knife.

Genuinely the best investment going at the moment.

It'll change your life.

I get my knives from Morrisons.

I can only use them once, of course... evidence...

[LDG]

There's nobody better. Than Mikel Arteta.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yeah. I'll get to it. Will probably get sued for using the Olympic Logo. I'll see them in court :cool:

No problem, just call it the 'Oylmpic Section'.

Most of the illiterates here won't even notice.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Jerri-Peterson-Olympic-tattoo.jpeg

[The Wengerbabies]

Since when do you have to be logged in to read threads?

[Letters]

Since Jofnn started looking at the performance issues and changed it so guests (mostly spambots) are hammering the server.

[Jofnn]

Yeah - what he said!

[LDG]

Yeah - what he said!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRvmP8HNU40-XEfiW86PGfU-LpZGJ-IpFa2iLrk8k4REH6z3Bzwl7RNz931g

[GP]

http://www.monkey-pirate.com/blogs/spiff/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/vancouver_olympic_mascots_sumi_quatchi_miga_pedobe ar.jpg

[LDG]

http://onlyhdwallpapers.com/wallpaper/pedo_bear_amidoingitrite_high_resolution_desktop_1 650x1080_wallpaper-293985.jpg


Have soooooo changed my wallpaper on my work PC now!

[GP]

Tenacious D tickets booked! :woohoo:

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18922629

:lol:

Off to see Derren Brown tonight. :popcorn:

[Cripps_orig]

Nerd porn FTW

[Xhaka Can’t]

My wife is looking on a shopping website for bikinis. She has asked me about a couple of them.

Apparently it was not the best idea I've ever had when I said, "look of course I'm gonna like all of them, they're being worn by hot models."

[V-Pig]

Cashley is on Twitter now:
https://twitter.com/TheRealAC3

He likes exclamation marks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

God I hate footballers.

[Xhaka Can’t]

God I hate footballers.

This.

[GP]

Cashley is on Twitter now:
https://twitter.com/TheRealAC3

He likes exclamation marks.

He also likes cock.

[Flavs]

He also likes cock.

You'd know loljk

[GP]

hahalol

[Flavs]

If any of you bitches are in the GW premier league football you should really be sending me your first round bids about now.

Word

[Flavs]

My wife is looking on a shopping website for bikinis. She has asked me about a couple of them.

Apparently it was not the best idea I've ever had when I said, "look of course I'm gonna like all of them, they're being worn by hot models."

Statistics are like Bikini's, what they reveal is interesting but what they hide is truly fascinating

[LDG]

Sun! :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Took the weather home from holiday with me. :dance:

[LDG]

Thanks MO :bow:


Good one?

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah it was standard. Pretty chilled out really, spent the days on the beach and nights at the bars.

Back to reality now though. :(

[LDG]

Dunno when my next hols will be. Seem to be spending most of my annual leave attending funerals at the moment :rolleyes:

January looking a good bet for a sun holiday though.

[Marc Overmars]

Hoping to get away for a ski trip in December but we'll see.

Hate the post-holiday comedown. <_<

[Letters]

:patrice:

[LDG]

Hoping to get away for a ski trip in December but we'll see.

Hate the post-holiday comedown. <_<

I know! It's horrific. It's like NOTHING will EVER happen again which will be nice, and you have to work FOREVER :(

I always try and book something up, even a decent gig or weekend away, plus a day off, just to have something to look forward to.

[LDG]

:patrice:

Alright chirpy!?

[Letters]

Nice weekend and the sun is out :d

[GP]

I booked Tenacious D tickets for October :lol:

[Flavs]

I booked Tenacious D tickets for October :lol:

I bet you can't stop the metal....

[PGFC]

:patrice: Just celebrating booking the right week off work :woohoo: :cool:

[MissHandbag]

:patrice: Just celebrating booking the right week off work :woohoo: :cool:

I'm off from tomorrow afternoon too - People will probably talk

[LDG]

Just been into town for lunch.






:faint:

[PGFC]

:patrice: Just celebrating booking the right week off work :woohoo: :cool:


I'm off from tomorrow afternoon too - People will probably talk

I should be so lucky.

[MissHandbag]

http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr24/Dolly_Hooligan/2012-07-20113430.jpg

My son on Friday with the olympic torch and Amy Walker.

[GP]

Williams.

I like her.

[MissHandbag]

Williams.

I like her.

Yeah that's the one

[Marc Overmars]

Williams.

I like her.

this

[Flavs]

Just been into town for lunch.
:faint:

Were there boobs involved?

[Flavs]

Also,

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/manchester-city-makes-250-million-bid-for-arsenals-history-2012072335298

:lol:

[GP]

Nathan Muir, senior accountant at Arsenal FC, said, “I know fans think trophies are what count – trust me, they’re not. Have you seen the Inter Cities Fairs Cup? You take that mantelpiece bauble down to a car boot sale and trust me, you’ll be driving the bugger home.”

:lol:

[Letters]

Also,

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/manchester-city-makes-250-million-bid-for-arsenals-history-2012072335298

:lol:

Insiders say that the money would be used to strengthen Arsenals squad, with £1.5 million of it put towards a bid for Laurent Ouidy, the injury-prone French winger whose three goals for FC Pantalon almost saved them from relegation last season.

The rest would be used to service the debt on the Emirates stadium, reupholster the executive restaurant dining lounge and as lavatory paper for the club’s shareholders.

:haha:

Daily Mash :bow:

[LDG]

Were there boobs involved?

Yes.

And bums.

And legs.

[Letters]

these are a few of my favourite things

:patrice:

[LDG]

Short skirts and long legs
And low tops and titties
See-throughs and jean shorts
And just legal fitties

[Letters]

:lol:

:gp:

In other news. Sir Jack/Michael Westen/etc just signed up :popcorn:

[LDG]

Is he still crying after a gabillion years :console:

[Letters]

4


tanned brown taut bottoms
encased in G-strings
These are a few of my favoute things.

:patrice:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tit Monday. :bow:

[Letters]

Latest Tit Monday since records began in 1911


Global Warming :pal:

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr24/Dolly_Hooligan/2012-07-20113430.jpg

My son on Friday with the olympic torch and Amy Walker.

Taxi!!!!!

[LDG]

Sun! :bow:

[Letters]

:gp:

God :bow:

[GP]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion

:haha:

[Letters]

Mocking things you've clearly not bothered to try and understand :bow:

[LDG]

http://gifsoup.com/view5/2207086/not-listening-o.gif

[Letters]

Yeah. Anyway, have a look in V&I :good:

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2Zlj2U4T0&feature=player_embedded

[Flavs]

...the fuck?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Not a happy camper. . .my company after 5-6 years of doing so to a moderate degree is. . .finally trying to screw me over big time

[Letters]

You're an Arsenal fan though so you're used to that.

[GP]

You think that's bad?

I have to use Internet Explorer all day

[Flavs]

You think that's bad?

I have to use Internet Explorer all day

:rose:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

You think that's bad?

I have to use Internet Explorer all day

:console:

[GP]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/nameit.png

[Letters]

:haha:

[V-Pig]

You think that's bad?

I have to use Internet Explorer all day

Eugh. Me too. Do I want to enable macros, do I want to save passwords, do I want to view insecure content over and over.

[Letters]

Sunny :dance:

:cool:

:d

[GP]

Eugh. Me too. Do I want to enable macros, do I want to save passwords, do I want to view insecure content over and over.

Yeah well, I also have to use Bing..

:ilt:

[Marc Overmars]

Boobs. :bow:

[Letters]

Bing! :lol:

Awful Google.

[Flavs]

Yeah well, I also have to use Bing..

:ilt:

Tis the devils work

[LDG]

Sun! :bow:

[Letters]

http://www.nigeriadailynews.com/general/39798-uroko-onoja-benue-state-man-raped-to-death-by-his-six-wives.html

:unsure:

Not a bad way to go I suppose.

[GP]

Death by Snu Snu!

[Letters]

:d nice work.

[LDG]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/nameit.png


:haha: :haha:

[Flavs]

:lol:

Also...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6axdZAxyt2g&feature=related

:lol:

[Letters]

*tut*

[V-Pig]

Yeah well, I also have to use Bing..

:ilt:

:pal: Haha, you lose. Google does most of my investigative work.

[Letters]

:sleep:
Too hot. Couldn't sleep :(


Tit Thursday though :dance:

[Flavs]

Hasnt been sunny or hot here since Tuesday tbh

[Letters]

Northerners :pal:

[Flavs]

:(

The good news is all the summer sales are on which means i can buy all my holiday clothes for next year now for a pittance!

[LDG]

:(

The good news is all the summer sales are on which means i can buy all my holiday clothes for next year now for a pittance!

Summer cloth caps :bow:

[LDG]

:(

The good news is all the summer sales are on which means i can buy all my holiday clothes for next year now for a pittance!

Summer cloth caps :bow:

[Flavs]

Some shades for t'whippet

Still 10 days, first class in Antigua with no kids will make up for that

Thanks dad-in-law

[Letters]

went for a walk at lunchtime.

Sun :bow:

Boobs :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Women with their pins out. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Going to be cooler next few days hopefully :pray:

[Letters]

tbh a bit cooler would be nice. Way too hot last night :(

[Marc Overmars]

Left the window wide open all night but when I opened the curtains I had all sorts of insects and shite flying around. <_<

[Xhaka Can’t]

Going to be cooler next few days hopefully :pray:

Geez, forget about all the moaning and appreciate the delectable scenary!

Frosty the fuckin Snowman has his pecker up more than you these days.

[Letters]

:dance:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f395/wrdrichard/SDC17587.jpg

[V-Pig]

Seriously, how is that *not* a Simpsons blowjob scene?

[V-Pig]

Colour me Freudian if you must, but it's all I see.

[Letters]

:blink:

That had never occurred to me. Now it's all I can see :angry:
Thanks for ruining the Olympics for me.
:sulk:

[V-Pig]

Hahaha, really? I thought the Lisa/Maggie fellatio reference had become a stale cliché by now... I'm sorry.

[Letters]

I'd not heard it before :lol:


...is she fellating Bart? :o

[V-Pig]

You had to take it too far :sulk:

[Letters]

The top bit looks like him with his head thrown back.
You started it!

[V-Pig]

Ahaha, I see it.

[Injury Time]

http://i.imgur.com/1vNE3.gif
Daz spotted by poster on another forum, must be pension day...

[LDG]

Sick fucks.

[Xhaka Can’t]

:blink:

That had never occurred to me. Now it's all I can see :angry:
Thanks for ruining the Olympics for me.
:sulk:

How the hell could you not have seen that before.

The minute I saw it, I posted here (old GW) that it looked like Lisa Simpson giving head and those mascots are a cheap rip-off from the Simpsons as well.

[Flavs]

I hadn't noticed either but it bloody well does!

[Letters]

How the hell could you not have seen that before.
I obviously don't have as sick a mind as you :sulk:


Also, just went into Pret and some people either in or connected with the Canadian team were in there.
One of them was the dad of someone competing (said so on his tracksuit), I don't know if anyone from the team was there.

[Flavs]

It said "I am the dad of someone competing" on his tracksuit?

[Letters]

It said "I am the dad of someone competing" on his tracksuit?
It really did. Well, it said something like:
"PROUD DAD OF CANADIAN OLYMPIC SWIMMER"

[Flavs]

Bloody moose fuckers

:rolleyes:

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G7sbW_2-Rc

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7opdzX_4kE&feature=player_embedded

[Letters]

Wow, that looks like it might actually be good. Good.

Morning :dance:

[LDG]

:tiphat:

Monday :(

Ah well, olympics to keep us interested I guess :d

[Xhaka Can’t]

Found it easier getting in to work this morning. Was a little jealous of the people lining up for the beach volleyball though.

[Letters]

Yeah, trains were emptier than usual. Charring Cross Road was deserted.
Olympics :bow:

[Flavs]

I got into work no problems at all this morning

[PGFC]

I had no problems getting into work either :shrug:

[Marc Overmars]

Absolutley sucks being at work and missing out on all the action. :(

[Cripps_orig]

Absolutley sucks being at work and missing out on all the action. :(

:pal:

Oh....:(

[LDG]

Just keep i-player running in the background :shrug:

[Flavs]

Just keep i-player running in the background :shrug:

works for me

[Marc Overmars]

Looks like the weather has turned to shit again.

1 week British summer. :bow:

[Coney]

Yeah, trains were emptier than usual. Charring Cross Road was deserted.
Olympics :bow:

And what about Charing Cross Road - was that deserted too? ;)

[Flavs]

And what about Charing Cross Road - was that deserted too? ;)

:unsure:

[Letters]

I spelt 'Charing' with two 'r's. :haha:

Oh man. :haha:

Brililant. :haha:



:rolleyes:

[LDG]

:haha:

Mornin.

New temp in this morning.

She's so fat.

[Cripps_orig]

ILT :bow:

[GP]

:haha:

Mornin.

New temp in this morning.

She's so fat.

Pics or gtfo

[Letters]

:haha:

Mornin.

New temp in this morning.

She's so fat.
Like yo momma?

[GP]

Like yo momma?

His momma so fat, her blood type is Hellmanns.

[LDG]

Pics or gtfo

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnxYaDOpqzEIBWvcDjZmI-mdABfz-vyZm2O3eKR5Tg2jjhaUPzhA

Phwoooaaaaar!

[LDG]

Like yo momma?

You momma so fat, if you cut her, she'd bleed gravy.

[Letters]

Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.


...and so on.

[Xhaka Can’t]

:haha:

Mornin.

New temp in this morning.

She's so fat.

You're in orbit?

[Flavs]

She's so fat.

That's totally inappropriate

[Coney]

:unsure:

Yeah. I'm losing the will to live. Can't be arsed to make an effort.

[Ollie the Optimist]

On a bus, heading home from the city I am greeted by an incredibly nice Russian-sounding bus driver with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in the valley, of course) a bogan hops on with his skanky (I assume) girlfriend. (May have been sister. May have been both.) Naturally, he does not have the money for a bus, so of course The Bogan (Henceforth referred to as Shit-Skull) blames the bus driver. Using all manner of racial slurs, loud profanities and general offensive douchbagery, Shit-Skull proceeds to be a asshole and make the entire bus shuffle uncomfortably in their seats.

All except one man.

Ah, this man. I wish I could BE this man, this average looking hero that stepped up to defend the poor bus driver.

“Look mate, he’s just doing his job. How’s about you calm down and leave the driver alone. It’s no t his fault you can’t pay.” The logic of the situation made a slight whistling noise as it passed over Shit-Skull’s head. We could see the Tonka Truck gears clunk and grind in this mans underdeveloped cranium. Calm…down? It must be a challenge!
“Are you try’na start me c**t? You wanna go me you f**king c**t? You wanna f**ing go me?” Ah, truly the words of a poet. But not even Oscar Wilde himself could have predict the Batman-esque reaction of:
“Yeah, actually. Let’s do this. Off the bus.”

You could hear a penny drop as the 256mb brain inside Shit-Skull’s shitty little skull ticked over. Finally, the judging eyes of the bus coupled with the high-pitched, slurring voice of his sister-daughter telling him to “take him” and (quoting directly) “don’t take none that shit babe” convince them both to step off the bus ready to fight.

Calmer than a monk on morphine, our hero turns to the bus driver, simply says “shut the door mate”, AND WALKS BACK TO HIS MOTHERFUCKING SEAT. The bus driver shut the door, drove away, and the entire bus ERUPTED. We were clapping, we were cheering, I gave Shit-Skull the finger out the window and I’m pretty sure people hugged.

Tl;dr: Thank you stranger, for making humans okay in my book.



that man :bow:

[The Wengerbabies]

Shit I just realised its August tomorrow.

This year has really flown by.

4 months til Christmas :bow:

[LDG]

My oh my.

I haven't posted anywhere else but the olympic forum recently.

What am I gonna do when they finish :(

I'm loving it!! :dance:

[Marc Overmars]

Arsenal are back after the Olympics. :dance:



Oh.

[dazthegooner]

Yep and I can't wait Arsenal debate should be fun :)

[GP]

Yep and I can't wait Arsenal debate should be fun :)

Arsenal Debate is full of dicks and homos.

[dazthegooner]

Arsenal Debate is full of dicks and homos.

:lol: Yeah does make my laugh tis why I only read and hardly post on there.

[PGFC]

Arsenal Debate is full of dicks and homos.

There's only 4 real posters on AD (the rest are WUMmers) and 3 of them are ****s.

[dazthegooner]

Thats it say what you feel don't hold back! :)

[PGFC]

Thats it say what you feel don't hold back! :)

:lol: just trying to stimulate some worthwhile debate :tiphat:

[Flavs]

There's only 4 real posters on AD (the rest are WUMmers) and 3 of them are ****s.

We want names ffs

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Arsenal Debate is full of dicks and homos.

Your face is full of dicks and homos

[GP]

Your face is full of dicks and homos

Only the mouth

[Flavs]

Only the mouth

You'd know loljk

etc

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Only the mouth

Beats flossing. . .I hear

[Flavs]

also

Rutgerus "Ruud" Johannes Martinus Van Nistelrooy

:haha:

[GP]

:haha:

[Flavs]

Mummy horse - "What shall we call our newborn Shetland?"

Daddy Horse - "dont know, i dont like any of the traditional horse names, Bess, Black beauty, Shergar they are rubish"

Mummy horse - "We could save time and just call him Glue?"

Daddy - "I know why dont we call him after your grandpa?"

Mummy - "****flaps?"

Daddy - "No the otehr one, the one with the really cool name that will make him the envy of anyone who ever witnesses his awe inspring presence..."

Mummy - "Rutgerus Martinus it is then"

[GP]

I feel sorry for his sister, Sarah Jessica Parker.

[Flavs]

Janet Street Porter :bow:

[LDG]

Beth Tweddle :bow:

[GP]

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/bethtweddleG_450x300.jpg

http://images.wikia.com/mlpfanart/images/a/a2/Kill-it-with-fire-random-29296574-256-192.gif

[Flavs]

:haha:

:yikes:

:ilt:

[Letters]

My dog Minton keeps eating shuttlecocks.

I'm going to have to have him put down :(


Morning all :tiphat:

[Flavs]

My dog Minton keeps eating shuttlecocks.

I'm going to have to have him put down :(


Morning all :tiphat:

:unsure:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I don't get it.