"Currants Bw..."

[Xhaka Can’t]

I'm looking forward to the Arsenal Royal 'Nuts' shoot.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Her clothes just fell off by accident?
She did mean to get them out but she thought she was in a secluded spot.
Although, if you're one of the most famous women in the world and you sunbathe topless you surely have to consider that someone might want to take a photo of you doing so and with the zoom lenses these guys have she wouldn't have been able to see the photographer. Naive at best.


Wonder where you get those lenses from :ninja:

What i meant was she never meant to get them out for the world to see.


So it wasnt Kates idea to remove her clothes? Harry was in a hotel room and that was private.

Theres no difference.


Well Duh. but she never intended the world to see it, where as harry, his was uploaded onto the internet by people where he was, so it was all seen anyways.

[The Wengerbabies]

Had it been any other celebrity there wouldn't be this furor and the British press wouldn't have taken the moral high ground. Double standards.

Wish they'd just foad.

Also Harry living out his childhood action man fantasies cost two US Marines their lives yesterday as well as injuring other NATO troops, they are nothing but cretins.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

You have a point. If it was anyone else in the public eye then there wouldn't nearly be the same faux outrage. It's also a bit rich the press saying it's reminiscent of the hounding Diana got.... when they were the ones doing the hounding.

And if the press' reputation hadn't been so low after Leveson and in the last few days, they'd have published them in record time.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Had it been any other celebrity there wouldn't be this furor and the British press wouldn't have taken the moral high ground. Double standards.

Wish they'd just foad.

Also Harry living out his childhood action man fantasies cost two US Marines their lives yesterday as well as injuring other NATO troops, they are nothing but cretins.

:gp:

[Letters]

Monday <_<

[PGFC]

:(

[LDG]

:(

[Letters]

:(

[GP]

:pal:

Oh

:(

[LDG]

Wonder how my brother was yesterday :lol:

[Letters]

:lol: Probably in a ditch somewhere.

[LDG]

:o

:upset:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Last I saw of him was outside a pub.

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

[Letters]

:o

:upset:
:hug: I'm sure he's fine.

[LDG]

I walked him to the ground.

He wanted to sing all the way there. :lol:

[LDG]

I would like to go home now.

[Syn]

I really should've pulled a sickie today. Seems like every other fucker has. Depressing shit. Broke, ill and lacking little bit sharpness.

[GP]

I have had a headache all afternoon.

Fuck you excel, and fuck you powerpoint.

[LDG]

Must be one of those Monday's where everyone feels like shit.

Summer is all but over, the nights are drawing in, everyone needs a break, and the recession carries on.

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-19622903

Omnomnomsqueaknomnom

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-19622903

Omnomnomsqueaknomnom
http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/image.php?&aid=2717&basil-rat.jpg

[GP]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[V-Pig]

On a late shift tomorrow. That means drinking tonight and watching Malcolm in the Middle. :trophy:

[Letters]

Tuesday <_<

[LDG]

Meh.

At least it's not Monday.

And there's footy tonight.

And it's one day less that you will be an unmarried man.

[GP]

On a late shift tomorrow. That means drinking tonight and watching Malcolm in the Middle. :trophy:

I was watching that the other day. Malcolm got caught up in a drug deal that went bad, and Hal ran the dealers over with his car.

It's really dark these days.

[Letters]

And it's one day less that you will be an unmarried man.
yaay?

[GP]

yaay?

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/protectedimage.php?image=JamesGray/PeepShow4b.jpg_02112007

That's you, that is.

[Letters]

:lol:

:(

:ilt:

[Hump]

he looks good in white

[Letters]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/low-standards-key-to-a-good-sex-life-2012090439853

:lol:

[V-Pig]

V-Pig does book reviews?

Just saw this :lol:

Whilst looking back many, many pages to try and find the answer to a Quiz question.

[V-Pig]

Sad about the GMP police officers shot dead today after being lured to a property whilst answering a routine call.

Of course, if the Winsor review gets its way, officers will be starting off on £19k a year.

£19k for a 24-hr shift pattern, involving contact with a surprising number of people who wish death upon you. Involving calls requiring you to tell a couple that their only child has been killed on a railway line, or to visit a crack den and search amongst HIV-soaked needles for evidence or to cell-watch for hours a 14-yo girl who is adamant she wants to kill herself but whose idea of self-harm extends as far as banging her head lightly on the cell wall. To generally be attacked, sworn at and spat at at every hour of the day or night. For £19k a year. How much does the Home Sec earn? How many of those things has she had to do? If police pay should be low because job applications are high, how low should her pay be? I think there are quite a few people who'd fancy themselves as Home Secretary.

What a joke. Society rewards those who obscure the wealthy from justice or unscrupulously sift millions from the public, whilst the people who wipe your grandparents' arses for a living are lucky to get £12k a year.

[V-Pig]

Home Secretary earns £130k a year! For what?!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Came off my early morning run. . .jumped into the shower and proceeded to wash my face with shampoo, not sure what that bides for the rest of the day

But my eyebrows have never looked nor felt better :good:

[LDG]

:yawn:

*stretch*

CBA.

Tbf.

[Letters]

In last minute panic mode :(

[LDG]

Don't panic Mr Mainwaring!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ovPpi2zjvj4/SXhmn8bzb2I/AAAAAAAAApQ/ma-EuBXGmWg/s320/lance_corporal_jones.gif


Need some help?

[Letters]

Need some help?
Thanks but there's nothing anyone can do. Just loads of things to sort out. Mostly things which won't take long but it all adds up.
I have tonight to tick a few of them off. My best man panicked me last night by saying he didn't think he could make the rehearsal and would it be OK if he just came up on the morning!
:doh:
NO! NO THAT WOULD NOT BE ALRIGHT!
He's since emailed to say he can make it.
He is useless! :lol:

:doh:

[LDG]

:lol:

Has he done a speech?

If not, I can give him some pointers :popcorn:

[Letters]

The speech is pretty much the only thing he has mentioned.
I'm not sure how good he'll but but that's his problem if he dies on his arse.
:sulk:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Thanks but there's nothing anyone can do. Just loads of things to sort out. Mostly things which won't take long but it all adds up.
I have tonight to tick a few of them off. My best man panicked me last night by saying he didn't think he could make the rehearsal and would it be OK if he just came up on the morning!
:doh:
NO! NO THAT WOULD NOT BE ALRIGHT!
He's since emailed to say he can make it.
He is useless! :lol:

:doh:

I warned you that Zim would be nothing but trouble.

But did you listen?

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

[Nozza!]

Oi, numbnuts, just say the word and I can put you on to Micky the Greek, he can sort you a new face, a new passport and national insurance number all for two bags. As long as you don't mind being called Jerzy Jerkoffski for the rest of your natural...

[Letters]

Nozza! :hug:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Sad about the GMP police officers shot dead today after being lured to a property whilst answering a routine call.

Of course, if the Winsor review gets its way, officers will be starting off on £19k a year.

£19k for a 24-hr shift pattern, involving contact with a surprising number of people who wish death upon you. Involving calls requiring you to tell a couple that their only child has been killed on a railway line, or to visit a crack den and search amongst HIV-soaked needles for evidence or to cell-watch for hours a 14-yo girl who is adamant she wants to kill herself but whose idea of self-harm extends as far as banging her head lightly on the cell wall. To generally be attacked, sworn at and spat at at every hour of the day or night. For £19k a year. How much does the Home Sec earn? How many of those things has she had to do? If police pay should be low because job applications are high, how low should her pay be? I think there are quite a few people who'd fancy themselves as Home Secretary.

What a joke. Society rewards those who obscure the wealthy from justice or unscrupulously sift millions from the public, whilst the people who wipe your grandparents' arses for a living are lucky to get £12k a year.

nowadays they have to start off as volunteers as well and work their way up. friend of mine is an aspiring policewoman and started as a volunteer not long ago, said she got a call whilst on duty to attend a bunch of youths causing havoc in the local park at night. she went there with a male cop and it was pitch black. heard someone running towards them at full speed so both the cops jumped to the floor. the male cop done a bit of quick thinking and pushed his foot out to try and trip the teen onto the floor and done so successfully. they turned the light on him and he had a knife in his hand. they were 2 seconds away from getting stabbed had it not been for quick thinking and jumping to the floor... and they're not even getting paid. madness.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

and i forgot the most ridiculous part.

the 18 year old was out of custody the following day. judge let him off.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I'm definitely going back home next year and my dad who is a policeofficer was saying I could think about joining up but added about the volunteer specials

For 19k? And the crap that goes with it. . .would need some serious thought

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

there's a lot of paperwork involved and it gets quite tiring apparently. its all way over fantasised in tv drama's like The Bill and CSI.

if i was into the police force id look at going into the detective side of it but im pretty sure you need uni for that.

[V-Pig]

Being a special's not so bad from the point of view that you don't assume as much responsibility as a regular in terms of paperwork. And there is a lot of paperwork. For example, your average domestic incident, involving no actual disclosed criminal offences, will set you back over an hour of paperwork, sometimes two hours.

But yeah, specials seem the way to go at the moment to have any chance. Policing on the cheap.

[V-Pig]

I'm travelling up North soon but picking someone up from London on the way. Anyone know the best way to do this without having to deviate too far from the M25? I don't fancy driving right into London.

[Letters]

London's massive! Depends where in London. Also, Google Maps is your friend.

[V-Pig]

It is a bit big, isn't it. I was gonna try and get him to get to a nice outskirt-y place I could grab him with minimal deviation. Could just tell him to get to Gatwick. It's only a half hour train...

[Letters]

Round my way isn't too far from the M25. Cockfosters station (top of the Piccadilly Line) is only a 10 minute diversion there and back.But it depends which way you're going round the M25 and whether that junction is convenient to come off at. It's Junction 24 which is after the M1 if you're going clockwise from Gatwick so that might not be any good.

[Letters]

Or! The other end of the Picadilly Line is Heathrow. That's just off the motorway and would be on your way.
I've been picked up from there. It's easy to get to from Oakwood although it's a boring 90 minute Tube ride.
It depends where your friend lives in London too.

[V-Pig]

Cheers. Yeah, Heathrow is a good shout. I've dropped people off there before. I'll just make him go there. He's only there temporarily for an interview anyway.

[V-Pig]

Actually, looking at the maps now, your plan of up the M25 to Potters Bar/Cockfosters area and doubling back on the M1 looks a good bet.

[Letters]

Naaaaaaa, naa naa
Na naa na naa
Na naa na naa
Giroud
:scarf:

[LDG]

Gir roudy roudy roudy roudy roudy Wowowowow!!

[LDG]

I get the feeling this will be a sloooow day on the GW.

Bring back Mandela for the day tbf.

[Letters]

He's not been banned. Oh. Actually I think Gary did ban him. But he's got another account anyway.

[PGFC]

You should just wind up NQ some more, He's funny.

[GP]

You should just wind up NQ some more, He's funny.

You spelled 'boring' wrong.

[PGFC]

You should just wind up NQ some more, He's funny.


You spelled 'boring' wrong.

He minds me of Nine, should call him Quibbles really.

[Letters]

London 2012 Section :rose:

[LDG]

He's not been banned. Oh. Actually I think Gary did ban him. But he's got another account anyway.

Yeah, thought he might be "Harry" for a bit as he was being a ****. :shrug:

It's only general chat that has suffered since the move tbf. If anything, debate is slightly improved.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Debate improved initially but it has degenerated.

A lot like your face.

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

[LDG]

Debate improved initially but it has degenerated.

A lot like your face.

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

But luckily not as much as yours.

[Letters]

Nooooooooooo!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19659801


The Philippines has outlawed cybersex and online sex video chat.

Cybersex involves women - "cam girls"- chatting and performing sexual acts in front of webcams for internet clients.

[Chrissie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUDjRZ30SNo&feature=player_detailpage

:haha:

[Letters]

:d

[Letters]

"Kate Middleton" is an anagram of "Naked Tit Model"

[LDG]

Debate improved initially but it has degenerated.



:gp:

[Marc Overmars]

The lack of general chat banter was one of the reasons I started the quiz tbh.

[LDG]

The lack of general chat banter was one of the reasons I started the quiz tbh.

Yeah, same with my ****s corner thread.

We have some amusing people on here, time they got with the programme in GC tbf.

[Letters]

It's the best thread for ages. You, sir, are a prince amongst men.
By which I mean your missus likes to get her tits out.

[PGFC]

It's the best thread for ages. You, sir, are a prince amongst men.
By which I mean your missus likes to get her tits out.

Pics or GTFO.

[LDG]

It's the best thread for ages. You, sir, are a prince amongst men.
By which I mean your missus likes to get her tits out.

I hope you mean MO :unsure:

[Letters]

:lol: I did.
Yours hasn't put me on that list on FB :(

[LDG]

:lol: I did.
Yours hasn't put me on that list on FB :(

Nor me :(

Ah well.

I get to play with them :dance:

[V-Pig]

Just gave Maccy some rep. What? It's how I roll, baby.

[V-Pig]

That Tory whip who swore at the policemen after they stopped him and called them "fucking plebs".... those police were armed. They could've shot him ffs. What a missed opportunity.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/21/andrew-mitchell-no-10-police


HAHAHA. Sorry, I've been up since 1700 yesterday.

[GP]

That Tory whip who swore at the policemen after they stopped him and called them "fucking plebs".... those police were armed. They could've shot him ffs. What a missed opportunity.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/21/andrew-mitchell-no-10-police

Pity he wasn't a Brazillian electrician.

[GP]

But on a serious note, they should have emptied their clips into his face and scrotum.

[V-Pig]

So this rep stuff... they get a notification when their rep is altered? So much for downgrading people's rep anonymously. You win this round, Letters.

[GP]

Everyone should give Letters negative rep for a (extremely negligible) laugh.

[V-Pig]

Even for a laugh, I'd feel harsh doing it to someone with such an insightful knowledge of The Simpsons.

[GP]

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2869042_o.gif

[LDG]

What's all this rep shit about, and how do I go about scoring some?

[GP]

No idea.

[V-Pig]

Click the Sheriff's badge underneath someone's name block thing.

[LDG]

I just added some rep to GP. I feel a bit gay now.

[V-Pig]

Lol. Hovering over your green block says "LDG is an unknown quantity at this point".

Me and GP are "on a distinguished road".

[LDG]

:o

I've been given negative rep already!!

What a bunch of ****s!!

[V-Pig]

Who by? It wasn't me was it?

Start the :handbags:

[GP]

:lol:

[Letters]

Jofnn just turned it on with don't telling me. I don't care, but don't expect me to know anything about it.
But yeah. Happy repping, people

[Letters]

Also. I went past the Apple store this morning in Covent Garden.
Load of Asians people waiting for the iPhone 5.
What a load of fucktards.
I hope they all get killed.

[PGFC]

Jofnn just turned it on with don't telling me. I don't care, but don't expect me to know anything about it.
But yeah. Happy repping, people

Terrible :sulk:

[LDG]

Also. I went past the Apple store this morning in Covent Garden.
Load of Asians people waiting for the iPhone 5.
What a load of fucktards.
I hope they all get killed.

:lol:

Same in town this morning. About 30 people queuing down the street.

How anal.

[GP]

Also. I went past the Apple store this morning in Covent Garden.
Load of Asians people waiting for the iPhone 5.
What a load of fucktards.
I hope they all get killed.

:gp:

They should all be massacred by armed police.

I just don't understand why people would queue outside a shop all night to buy a telephone. Especially when they already own basically the same thing.

[V-Pig]

He was choking on his own rage.

[LDG]

Who by? It wasn't me was it?

Start the :handbags:

<_<

I'll be seriously pissed off if this affects my credit rating.

[Letters]

:gp:

They should all be massacred by armed police.

I just don't understand why people would queue outside a shop all night to buy a telephone. Especially when they already own basically the same thing.See. This is why I should be allowed a machine come and given rights to use it with impunity.

[LDG]

See. This is why I should be allowed a machine come and given rights to use it with impunity.

Machine come?

MrsL must be battered and bruised :rose:

[GP]

<_<

I'll be seriously pissed off if this affects my credit rating.

Your house is at risk if you do not keep up a positive rep.


Your statutory rights are not affected.

[V-Pig]

:lol: Is Letters drunk today?

[GP]

He's hitting the Appletinis early today.

[LDG]

Your house is at risk if you do not keep up a positive rep.


Your statutory rights are not affected.

I don't have a house :pal:

Oh.

:(

[Letters]

Machine come?

MrsL must be battered and bruised :rose:
:lol:

:doh:

Sorry, I'm tired. Was my (sort of) stag do last night.
Choclate cake and rock and roll :cool:

[Letters]

Choclate
Oh FFS!
I think I should just give up today <_<

[LDG]

:haha:

Few SC&L's last night then ##

What was the stripper like?

[Letters]

I only had a coke! I was just up past my bedtime.
No stripper, disappointingly :(

A colleague has promised me a weekend in Amsterdam after the wedding but I doubt that will get past the boss <_<

[LDG]

Shame. No worries, I'll order a stripper for the reception :good:

[Letters]

MrsLDG :bow:

[LDG]

MrsLDG :bow:

:lol:

Talking of which. Found a brilliant vid I took last saturday when we got back from London.

The missus, shut in the bathroom singing the Giroud song, absolutely off her tits :lol:

Then she opens the door, and sings...

"Na Na Na Nana Na Na, stop filming me, I'm drunk!"

:haha:

[GP]

Vids or gtfo

[Letters]

Vids or gtfo
:gp:

[Marc Overmars]

LDG sex tape. :bow:

[LDG]

I have a very fast arse :cool:

[LDG]

http://static.disaboom.com/content/images/jobs/articles/content/139124.jpg


:haha:

[GP]

You know what's annoying?

People who write emotes the wrong way round.

Like (:

That's not how you do it! :angry:

[Letters]

:gp:

Just because you're left handed, that doesn't mean your face is upside down.
I'm left handed and mine isn't.



Oh shut up <_<

[LDG]

You know what's annoying?

People who write emotes the wrong way round.

Like (:

That's not how you do it! :angry:

And people who put noses on.

(-:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oaml.

[LDG]

:gp:

Just because you're left handed, that doesn't mean your face is upside down.
I'm left handed and mine isn't.



Oh shut up <_<

:haha:

[Letters]

Anyone seen Chrissie and Handy?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4548061/Woman-stole-passenger-ferry-after-drug-and-drinks-bender.html

[LDG]

That's brilliant!!!! :haha:

"I'm Jack Sparrow!"

:haha:

[GP]

(:

[LDG]

(-:

[Letters]

:
h
a
h
a
:

[LDG]

¬
o
¬

[Xhaka Can’t]

Pity he wasn't a Brazillian electrician.

:lol: It's funny because it's true.

[Xhaka Can’t]

:gp:

They should all be massacred by armed police.

I just don't understand why people would queue outside a shop all night to buy a telephone. Especially when they already own basically the same thing.

But it has an extra row for app icons!!!!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Anyone seen Chrissie and Handy?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4548061/Woman-stole-passenger-ferry-after-drug-and-drinks-bender.html

I don't care what any BS people come up with, there's no way any of us can top that. :lol:

[Letters]

That's brilliant!!!! :haha:

"I'm Jack Sparrow!"

:haha:
http://i1.ifrm.com/14399/41/emo/pirate.gif

[V-Pig]

Hostage situation playing out on Facebook?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/21/pittsburgh-hostage-facebook

[V-Pig]

Here's his page...

http://www.facebook.com/11.Smallz.11

[GP]

Here's his page...

http://www.facebook.com/11.Smallz.11

http://i.qkme.me/3pycn7.jpg

[V-Pig]

http://i.qkme.me/3pycn7.jpg

Ah, that sucks. It was interesting see it live.

[V-Pig]

C'mon, Friday night, show me what yous got. See you all at 0700.

[Letters]

C'mon, Friday night, show me what yous got. See you all at 0700.
Oh...

Probably got shot.

V-Pig :rose:

[V-Pig]

Oh...

Probably got shot.

V-Pig :rose:

Ta-da! Saturday night off, Sunday night on. Saturday night off though. And there's a rather lovely bottle of Shiraz/Merlot/Pisswater with my name on it downstairs.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

This time last year, wife was an hour into giving birth to our first. . .give it another three hours and he was born :)

[V-Pig]

This time last year, wife was an hour into giving birth to our first. . .give it another three hours and he was born :)

Wow, you must've had to play quite a few games of solitaire whilst all that was going on. How did you cope with that boredom?

[Xhaka Can’t]

This time last year, wife was an hour into giving birth to our first. . .give it another three hours and he was born :)

Hope you all have a great day. Should be a bit easier for Mrs Shaky

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Hope you all have a great day. Should be a bit easier for Mrs Shaky

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

Cheers ;)

[Master Splinter]

JSAO's Actual Son's birthday :bow:.

[V-Pig]

So, er, JF and TEG are both back on the same day, are they?

[Cripps_orig]

Thats not the real TEG

[V-Pig]

Wasn't really convinced it was. My question is, are "TEG" and "JF" the same person or two people? Is this gonna be like the time the board had guests and everyone was everyone.

[Cripps_orig]

Only one poster has license to make as many accounts as possible and not be banned for it so its probably him/her/it

[Master Splinter]

Only one poster has license to make as many accounts as possible and not be banned for it so its probably him/her/it

Diaby-fan/Josh/GP/Ach/MS/Maccy/gooners :bow:.

[GP]

That's some of them, sure.

[GP]

That's some of them, sure.

I'm also Master Splinter.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I'm also Master Splinter.

I'm also you.

[Joker]

So, er, JF and TEG are both back on the same day, are they?

TEG is now called Boss isn't he?

[Cripps_orig]

TEG is now called Boss isn't he?

Yup

[V-Pig]

It's hard to know where GP ends and MS begins.

[Cripps_orig]

Diaby-fan/Josh/GP/Ach/MS/Maccy/gooners :bow:.

As expected, its been brushed away as a joke by you and others but its the biggest problem on GW and all caused by one poster and he/she/it has to be stopped

[Xhaka Can’t]

As expected, its been brushed away as a joke by you and others but its the biggest problem on GW and all caused by one poster and he/she/it has to be stopped

A joke?

Here's one for free.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

[Cripps_orig]

A joke?

Here's one for free.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

Who died and made you Letters?

[Boss]

Who tf is the new TEG :unsure:

[LDG]

What a fuckin miserable day. Glad I spare clothes at the office. Fuckin soaked this mornin :(

[PGFC]

Autumn :shrug: time to hibernate.

[LDG]

Time to buy a car. I've done without one for 10 years, but I've had enough now.

[Letters]

I'm hoping it's getting it out of its system ahead of a glorious day on Saturday
:pray:

[Syn]

Don't actually do this often but I'm 'ill'. On a long train journey AND posting on goonersweb. I'm living the dream.

I fully recommend it.

[LDG]

##

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19694872

To be fair, she is quite fit.

[Marc Overmars]

Deutschland. :bow:

Beer. :bow:

Currywurst. :bow:

[Letters]

Ow me shins! Stupid football <_<. Good game last night though.

Penultimate day of work for ages :patrice:

[GP]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19694872

To be fair, she is quite fit.

I would.

[Letters]

I would.
Me too. Legitimately.

[LDG]

8 days of work left until holiday :dance:

It can't come soon enough.

[Letters]

Holidays :bow:

[GP]

Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home

[LDG]

Mmmok.

Right. So Green Day tickets go on sale on Friday, but there is a pre-sale to Arsenal members who have "registered their ineterst". How the fuck do you register your interest??

[Letters]

Just had a look and it's not obvious is it? I suspect it'll be easy enough to get tickets though.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home

I've got something like 35 episodes on sky+

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[Xhaka Can’t]

Mmmok.

Right. So Green Day tickets go on sale on Friday, but there is a pre-sale to Arsenal members who have "registered their ineterst". How the fuck do you register your interest??

If you find out let me know. I've looked and seen Fuck all

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[GP]

I'll be going to this. They are fantastic live.

[LDG]

Yeah, I wanna go too, it's just getting ahead of the queue that's the bastard problem.

[Letters]

Just get in early on Friday. I doubt it'll be too hard to get tickets if you get in early.

[Marc Overmars]

Exactly 3 months until Christmas. :wacko:

[LDG]

:dance:

Christmas names, surely?

[Cripps_orig]

Christmas comes around too soon tbh

Need to do it once every four years

[Syn]

That's what she s.. nah.

[LDG]

:rose:

[Letters]

Probably ate a bit too much at lunch


Wedding diet :pal:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

:dance:

Christmas names, surely?

Bit early.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Christmas comes around too soon tbh

Need to do it once every four years

When you work in the Christmas deparment in a department store from August till Dec, then You wish they;d do it every 10 years.

[Letters]

ILT :bow:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12120689


:sick:

[LDG]

ILT :bow:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12120689


:sick:

He lost 40 stone of that....but needs a skin removal operation...which will take another six stone of weight off!!! 6 stone!!!! Skin!!! :sick:

[GP]

That's a lot of pork scratchings.

[Ollie the Optimist]

just had my ticket confimred for the spurs game in novemeber. cant fucking wait :dance:

[Letters]

Last day at work today till October 24th
:patrice:

[Syn]

A month off? Very good.

I turned up this morning, got the portable speaker out and started blasting out some Elton John. Any questions?

[LDG]

Gary :bow:

Letters :bow:

Tickets for Green Day done :bow:

:dance:

[Glittersachet]

Hello :wave:

[LDG]

:tiphat:

[Letters]

Hello :wave:
Oh hai

I noticed you'd signed up. If this is a last ditch attempt to run off with me then you may be too late.

But :hug: anyway, for old time's sake.

[Letters]

Gary :bow:

Letters :bow:

Tickets for Green Day done :bow:

:dance:

Will you two stop spamming me! :lol:
Just checked my home email :doh:

[Glittersachet]

Oh hai

I noticed you'd signed up. If this is a last ditch attempt to run off with me then you may be too late.

But :hug: anyway, for old time's sake.

Congratulations! When is the big day?

[Letters]

Congratulations! When is the big day?
Thanks. It's Saturday. Looking forward to it :d
Hope the weather behaves :pray:

You OK?

[Glittersachet]

Thanks. It's Saturday. Looking forward to it :d
Hope the weather behaves :pray:

You OK?

Awww, well fingers crossed for you on the weather front!

Yeah, I am good thanks...can't complain.

[LDG]

Awlful weather this morning.

[Letters]

@glitter Cool. What you up to these days? What brings you back here? It's been a while.

[Letters]

Awlful weather this morning.Mmm. Grey <_<

[Xhaka Can’t]

Gary :bow:

Letters :bow:

Tickets for Green Day done :bow:

:dance:
Green Day at the Emirates. It does not get much better than that.


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[Letters]

*checks home email*
You cocks! <_<

[GP]

Green Day at the Emirates. It does not get much better than that.


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I'm not going to lie, I jizzed quite a lot.

[GP]

And Letters, good luck for your wedding day.

And if you need any wedding night suggestions, I suggest watching porn for ideas.

[Letters]

And Letters, good luck for your wedding day.

And if you need any wedding night suggestions, I suggest watching porn for ideas.
Thanks.

I should get a load of guys to jizz all over her face? :unsure:
Maybe she likes that kind of thing :shrug:

[LDG]

As I said earlier in the week. If you need any help with anything....

[GP]

Thanks.

I should get a load of guys to jizz all over her face? :unsure:
Maybe she likes that kind of thing :shrug:

Most women do :good:

[Letters]

Good for the skin apparently.

[PGFC]

Good for the skin apparently.

They're supposed to swallow it though, not rub it in.

Morning :tiphat:

[Letters]

Perry! You escaped from the evil IT department's clutches?

[PGFC]

No, guerrilla posting, lightning raids in and out :ninja:

:patrice:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

No, guerrilla posting, lightning raids in and out :ninja:

:patrice:

Sounds like the way I treat my ladies! ;)

[PGFC]

##

[GP]

Letters is big in Japan.

[PGFC]

:bow:

[Syn]

Our Swedish Hero Our Japanese Tripod :bow:

[GP]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicreactproperlynew1.png

[LDG]

:lol:

Awlful morning so far.

Meh.

May need beer tonight.

[PGFC]

:shrug: The sun's out so, meh...

[LDG]

Yeah...tis nice out.

Just had a mare the last few days with work.

Big bust up with the MD. I did a bit of :wwf: on the ****. didn't go down well.

Still. I might get to have a nice long holiday....:unsure:

:crying:

[Letters]

*phew*
MrsL's furniture is now Chez Letters. No going back now.

[Marc Overmars]

I would like to wish you and your wife-to-be all the best for the future.

[Letters]

Fanx :tiphat:

[V-Pig]

I've got a date next week which might involve ice-skating. Is this easy to pick up? I've never done it before and whilst I don't feel the fragile need to look like a superhero, not looking like a tit is a plus. I've also never been skiing or roller-blading so it can't be compared to those for me.

[Letters]

It's not that difficult. Tbh I don't think it matters that much. Looking like a tit might be quite endearing :shrug:

[V-Pig]

It's not that difficult. Tbh I don't think it matters that much. Looking like a tit might be quite endearing :shrug:

Nah, she's a bit of a princess and out of my league. I don't think it's a laster tbh. I've already slept with her anyway.

[Letters]

You're a real hero.

[GP]

There's only one Swedish hero, tbh.

[LDG]

Nah, she's a bit of a princess and out of my league. I don't think it's a laster tbh. I've already slept with her anyway.

Hang on.

You've already shagged it.

Ice skating?

Shut it you tart.

[Hump]

short skirts and skates are a good look for long legs tbf. v-wuss should fake an ankle injury and take to his bed

[GP]

I am fucking bored.

[Letters]

I am not bored. Although, most of the things on the to do list are now to done.
Just hope I haven't forgotten anything :unsure:

[Marc Overmars]

Today is Vodkaday.

[LDG]

I am not bored. Although, most of the things on the to do list are now to done.
Just hope I haven't forgotten anything :unsure:

The ring!

DO NOT FORGET!

[GP]

The ring!

DO NOT FORGET!

In for a penny, in for a pound.

I like it.

[Letters]

The ring!

DO NOT FORGET!
I'm supposed to get a what now? :unsure:

[Letters]

I should have said:

Do not forget we also have Hula Hoop who can play there.

Do.
Not.
Forget.

[LDG]

In for a penny, in for a pound.

I like it.

I'll pund your ring in a minute :angry:








:unsure:

[Letters]

Good news:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19756698

Also: her tits :bow:

[GP]

Jailbait :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Megan Stammers. :lol:

Un-un-unfortunate name.