"Currants Bw..."

[V-Pig]

Stowford Press. :bow:

From a can though? :lol: I'm only going to drink low level slop from cans.

Can't knock the humble can. What about festivals, sloppy parties, bonfires? The can is king in all the situations and more. Glass is unpredictable, dangerous, hefty, ungainly.

[V-Pig]

What whisky should I bring to a drinking session I have planned in Leeds next weekend?

The Black Grouse. Smokey and seductive but not too expensive.

[LDG]

What whisky should I bring to a drinking session I have planned in Leeds next weekend?

Bells. It's utter filth.

Good whiskey should never be used for a drinking session. Unless it's a drinking session on your own :good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can't knock the humble can. What about festivals, sloppy parties, bonfires? The can is king in all the situations and more. Glass is unpredictable, dangerous, hefty, ungainly.

Cans are fine for drink that isn't really going to make much difference if you get the taste of tin or not. As my mate says of Strongbow: it's cheap and gets you pissed. Taste is secondary for nights like that. :whistle:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What whisky should I bring to a drinking session I have planned in Leeds next weekend?

Famous Grouse I always go for in those situations. However what if anything are you going to be drinking it with?

[Marc Overmars]

Must admit I prefer beer and cider from a glass as well. Although when you're with a group of mates you don't want to be that guy who asks for a glass.

[LDG]

People who drink for the taste :haha:

[V-Pig]

I dunno. Maybe it's cos I'm generally off beer these days but I don't think a bottle makes a lot of difference.

Mind you, even when I did have beer, my beer of choice seemed to be Carlsberg.

So yeah, I was a cheap, dirty date and I put out easy. Sue me.

[Marc Overmars]

Famous Grouse I always go for in those situations. However what if anything are you going to be drinking it with?

I don't mix scotch tbh. The whisky is planned for pre-drinking before we go out in town.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well I suppose it doesn't really matter what whiskey you have then, you probably won't remember what it was in any case.

[Syn]

For beers, good quality won't be in cans. I have a big preference for bottles anyway but you can't justify the extra cost/ml.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

People who drink for the taste :haha:

For a new drink I do because you never know, it might taste like something quite good. Otherwise, it's all variants of shit but shit nevertheless.

[V-Pig]

I once went to an empty Costa early in the day and asked for a large black decaff Americano. The guy asked me "why?" and I told him I liked the taste of coffee but didn't want that much caffeine. He looked at me like I was scum.

He then told me that he preferred the taste of other coffee shops anyway so it all tasted crap to him.

I tipped him handsomely.

[Master Splinter]

Who exactly is Trina? Apart from being the premier bitch of the internets?

I will need this information if I ever take part in one of MO's Fifteen to One-beating quiz challenges.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

She is Queen of Goonersworld.

[Master Splinter]

Is she genuinely a bitch?

Or is she actually another version of GP?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No idea. All I know is that GP hasn't created her on this GW yet though.

[GP]

What whisky should I bring to a drinking session I have planned in Leeds next weekend?

http://www.whiskyboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/monkey-shoulder.jpg

You'll have to trust me on this one.

[GP]

Is she genuinely a bitch?

I haven't decided yet.

[Master Splinter]

I haven't decided yet.

I enjoy the nuances you give your characters.

Occasionally you just go mental and unleash an Ach upon the world.

You should write for Hollyoaks.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I don't mix scotch tbh. The whisky is planned for pre-drinking before we go out in town.

Are you drinking at Flavs' gaff?

If so, drink High Commisioner.

[Xhaka Can’t]

The wife came home with a litre bottle of this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n2kryIxpwyI/S7vVlo9nVPI/AAAAAAAAAB0/QOzL4hFhOFI/s1600/glenlivet15.jpg

[Syn]

Free money:

Betfred ‏@Betfred
FREE £10 BET! No deposit. No strings. http://j.mp/QHUCf0

Seems legit. Just registered myself.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

The wife came home with a litre bottle of this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n2kryIxpwyI/S7vVlo9nVPI/AAAAAAAAAB0/QOzL4hFhOFI/s1600/glenlivet15.jpg

And how much is now left?

[LDG]

http://www.whiskyboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/monkey-shoulder.jpg

You'll have to trust me on this one.

Oooh!

[LDG]

This place sucks ass!!

[GP]

Yeh.

[LDG]

Uhuh.

[Marc Overmars]

We're nothing without Letters.

[Syn]

MOe has your betfred money come through yet? I and others still waiting.

[Marc Overmars]

Nah not yet. I don't know why we have to wait 48 hours when Sky can do it instantly.

[Syn]

It's in now.

Fucking loving the free money. Gonna turn it into a fortune. Mother fucking Giroud hat-trick.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Fatherhood=retracing your steps along poorly lit roads looking for a pair of socks that your child decided to take off and throw away on the way home

[Xhaka Can’t]

Unless they're magic socks, I'd just leave them there.

[LDG]

Unless they're magic socks, I'd just leave them there.

You can't just leave them there. Some kid could pick them up!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Unless they're magic socks, I'd just leave them there.

Magic socks or not. . .I forgot to add the part about 'husbandhood' is being sent out to retrace. . .etc

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Magic socks or not. . .I forgot to add the part about 'husbandhood' is being sent out to retrace. . .etc

Oh that's harsh!

At least you have an Arsenal game to look forward to in the future! Oh wait............ :( :console:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Magic socks or not. . .I forgot to add the part about 'husbandhood' is being sent out to retrace. . .etc

I've been a husband long enough to know to just go to the pub for a couple of hours and come home saying I've looked everywhere.

[Injury Time]

It's in now.

Fucking loving the free money. Gonna turn it into a fortune. Mother fucking Giroud hat-trick.
Oh.

[Syn]

:lol:

I did lose it all but you'll be glad to know I didn't go for that or anything Arsenal-related. Turned the freebet into safe cash by going for Man Utd at evens when they were 0-1 down. And opted to go big instead going home by going all in for Mumbai to win in village cricket in unlikely circumstances. They failed me.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

:lol:

I did lose it all but you'll be glad to know I didn't go for that or anything Arsenal-related. Turned the freebet into safe cash by going for Man Utd at evens when they were 0-1 down. And opted to go big instead going home by going all in for Mumbai to win in village cricket in unlikely circumstances. They failed me.

You sicken me! An Arsenal fan putting money on man ushited!

Why not have won 10p on Frankel or something instead?

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Has anyone watch the "stand-up" Andrew Lawrence perform?

He's crap, that is all.

[dazthegooner]

So bored nothing on tele and no money to go down to the pub :(

[Injury Time]

So bored nothing on tele and no money to go down to the pub :(
:tumbleweed:

[dazthegooner]

Yeah I know :upset:

[PGFC]

Seems I had the better deal yesterday, eye surgery or watching the Arse? I won, I think :unsure:

[LDG]

Seems I had the better deal yesterday, eye surgery or watching the Arse? I won, I think :unsure:

Yeah, we had Arse surgery :(

[Marc Overmars]

Got a great weekend planned, which means the next 5 days are going to drag and be utterly shite. <_<

[GP]

Going to see Tenacious D on Wednesday.

[LDG]

Going to see Arsenal on Saturday.

Oh.

:(

[GP]

Going to see Arsenal on Saturday.

Oh.

:(

:pal:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I'm taking my son to the match on Saturday. Hope no one reports me to social services.

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

[Letters]

'Sup?

[LDG]

'Sup?

:hug:

[Letters]

:yawn:

Cold and grey. Welcome back to London :rolleyes:

Did I miss anything?

[Marc Overmars]

Letters. :bow:

Good honeymoon?

[Letters]

Absolutely fantastic, thanks.
It all went by very quickly (yes yes, that's what she said) but at the same time it feels like I've been away for ages.
Was all brilliant though, couple of weeks in Orlando then a Caribbean cruise.

[LDG]

Bloody hell...has it been that long already :o

Glad you had a good trip!! :d

[Letters]

Got married on the 29th, left on the 1st, got back this morning.
MrsL's parents picked us up from Heathrow (in laws :bow:)

[Marc Overmars]

Prepare for the post-holiday comedown. :rose:

[Letters]

Prepare for the post-holiday comedown. :rose:
I've spent parts of the last week rather dreading getting back into 'real life'.
Actually feel better than I thought I would now I'm here but I'm not back at work till Wednesday.
Then it's :ilt:
(although actually I quite like my job so it hopefully won't be too bad)

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I've spent parts of the last week rather dreading getting back into GW


Don't blame you the place is full of ****s :coffee:

[Master Splinter]

Don't blame you the place is full of ****s :coffee:

Disgusting how GP's innumerable accounts are treated around here.

[GP]

We are Legion.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Our pain is your pain.

[Letters]

We are Legion.
So's your face


We still doing that, right?

[GP]

So's your face


We still doing that, right?

I suppose.

[Injury Time]

It's a bit sad, but `lso a bit funny, when "celebrities" go a bit mental in public (well, online)...

Lee Ryan (from Blue?):
https://twitter.com/peachesanscream/status/260663987706920960/photo/1/large

[V-Pig]

"I think this sight is actually wrong"

[GP]

I have no idea who that is.

But his spellin is shyt

[Letters]

It wasn't exactly sun all the way while I was on holiday. We saw some pretty impressive thunderstorms. But there was a lot of sun and there was a lot of 'hot'. There isn't any of either back here. <_<
Not that cold but so grey and miserable <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Well it is that time of year again, the clocks go back this Sunday.

Winter. :bow:

[Syn]

the clocks go back this Sunday.

Genuinely the best news I've heard all day.

[GP]

Winter :lol:

Awful season

[Cripps_orig]

Well it is that time of year again, the clocks go back this Sunday.

Winter. :bow:
Pretty much

If Winter was a football season, it'd be 03/04

Summer would be 05/06, 06/07 etc

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Winter. :lol:

Alwful journalist.

[LDG]

Extra hour in bed on Monday :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://theoriginalwinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jeff-winter.jpg

Time to start watching the Christmas films as well. Starting with Die Hard :bow:

[Letters]

FB <_<
They've changed the way photos work.
Can you still get a link to show people photo albums if you make them public?
I know how you people love my holiday snaps.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Extra hour in bed on Monday :bow:

Thought it only works on sunday.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

It's a bit sad, but also a bit funny, when "celebrities" go a bit mental in public (well, online)...

Lee Ryan (from Blue?):
https://twitter.com/peachesanscream/status/260663987706920960/photo/1/large

Twitter :pal:

Twitter full of idiots tbh and half of them celebs.

[Marc Overmars]

Ceefax gone once and for all. :rose:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/media/news/a432648/ceefax-to-be-switched-off-tonight.html

302 for the Football news. :cloud9:

[Syn]

Just as well. It'd be painful to see what would've been the future - Arsenal regularly featuring on the (2/2) part of 324.

[Letters]

Back at work <_<

Me :pal:

[LDG]

Back at work <_<

Me :pal:

After my week off, I'm enjoying work a lot more.

It's not great, obvs. Work never is. But I'm so much more chilled out and happy to get on with things.

Week off for Christmas, and a week off in January. Then Have to work Feb/Mar before I get new holiday....but am down with that, as nothing exciting happens in Feb/Mar anyway.

[Marc Overmars]

I've used up my remaining holiday on my ski trip in December. So from January to the start of April I won't have a single day off. Fuck it.

[GP]

http://i.imgflip.com/1bhf.jpg

[LDG]

Uhuh. Still crying after like a gabillion years eh?

[Letters]

4

Probably should do some work soon.

Public Sector :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Ooh, first sighting in the office of those festive Cadbury's biscuit selections.

Fucking nom.

Winter. :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Could anyone else not connect to gw for a few mins.

[WMUG]

Had the same problem. Had a job interview at Wetherspoons today. Fingers crossed.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

LDG :pal:

Going to the QPR game :pal:

[Xhaka Can’t]

LDG :pal:

Going to the QPR game :pal:

What a loser.

LDG :pal:

[PGFC]

LDG :pal: possibly witness to the worst day in recent Arse history, a sound thrashing by QPhahahah.

0-5 anyone?

[Letters]

:pal:

I'm going too

Me :pal:

[Letters]

Had the same problem. Had a job interview at Wetherspoons today. Fingers crossed.
:lol:

Really? Call yourself middle class?

[Marc Overmars]

2 Jagerbombs for a fiver at 'spoons. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think I need them.

[Injury Time]

:pal:

I'm going too

Me :pal:
Me three :ilt:

[Letters]

Pre-match GW suicide pact?

:ilt:

[Marc Overmars]

I think I need them.

Same.

I'm driving up to Leeds during the QPR game so thankfully I won't need to endure a minute by minute account of whatever shit we're serving up.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Me three :ilt:

I'm bringing my son. :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'll be on here, dutiful as always.

Me. :lol:

Alwful brain.

[Injury Time]

I'm bringing my son. :(
Be nice to him, buy him a Man U shirt with RvP on, it's for the best

[Gervinho's Forehead]

I'm bringing my son. :(

:pal: You joined LDG's loser clique.


Though I'll be in it next month. :(

[LDG]

:(

[Letters]

Pre-match suicide pact at the Pins?

[LDG]

Will text ya in the morning. Not sure of the plan yet.

I got the great south run on Sunday, so not drinking........ :faint: ......so may just head straight to the ground and straight home again.

Booked in for West Brom and Swansea though (God help me). So plenty of drinkies pre-match for them!!

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Will text ya in the morning. Not sure of the plan yet.

I got the great south run on Sunday, so not drinking........ :faint: ......so may just head straight to the ground and straight home again.

Booked in for West Brom and Swansea though (God help me). So plenty of drinkies pre-match for them!!

I'll see you for those ones, I'll be wearing an Arsenal shirt. Not orange though. :good:

[Letters]

<_<

[Marc Overmars]

Is it Friday yet?

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Is it Friday yet?

Are you in Samoa?

[Letters]

Probably.

I want some hot chocolate.

[Syn]

Every gooner I've bumped into is suicidal :lol:

Yesterday didn't bother me much. Caring any more than the club gets tiring.

#turncoat #ollie:haha: #comeonchelsea

[Syn]

Just got an e-mail:


Good morning. I am looking for a chess enthusiast
to teach a 7 year old beginner. If you have good knowledge of chess
please contact [...]

Parents :haha:

7 is far too old to create a prodigy. Should've started at 2.

[LDG]

:lol:

[Letters]

$780,000 for that?! Really?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222458/Catarina-Migliorini-Brazilian-student-20-set-sell-virginity-780k-online.html?ICO=most_read_module

She's alright but that's the biggest rip off since Gervinho's salary.

[GP]

:lol:

I wouldn't pay for that!

[LDG]

:lol:

I wouldn't pay for that!

Not legitimately anyway.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Been outbid. :(

[Olivier's xmas twist]

$780,000 for that?! Really?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222458/Catarina-Migliorini-Brazilian-student-20-set-sell-virginity-780k-online.html?ICO=most_read_module

She's alright but that's the biggest rip off since Gervinho's salary.

:haha:

[Letters]

Friday :dance:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Welcome back Letters, trust you had a good time?

[LDG]

Friday :dance:

No drinking weekend <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Lots of drinking this weekend. :dance:

[LDG]

<_<

I shall be mostly

http://www.tricyclist.net/wp-content/uploads/Bupa-Great-South-R_1665707c.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

Much drinking this weekend, at least as much as during the week. Possibly more if I can rob the money.

[Niall_Quinn]

<_<

I shall be mostly

http://www.tricyclist.net/wp-content/uploads/Bupa-Great-South-R_1665707c.jpg

Watching the marathon? Would be better with beer tbf

[McNamara That Ghost...]

<_<

I shall be mostly

http://www.tricyclist.net/wp-content/uploads/Bupa-Great-South-R_1665707c.jpg

Mark Hughes' tactics have been leaked huh?

[Letters]

Welcome back Letters, trust you had a good time?
Awlsome, thanks.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20093205

c*ntism, more like.

[LDG]

Mark Hughes' tactics have been leaked huh?

Kick n rush!!

[Letters]

http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/1025/josef-fritzel-wife-divorce.html

Right to kick her to the kerb. Doesn't even go and visit him :sulk:

[LDG]

http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/1025/josef-fritzel-wife-divorce.html

Right to kick her to the kerb. Doesn't even go and visit him :sulk:

Better still, he could just cellar for a profit.

[Letters]

:coney:

[LDG]

:gervinhosforehead:

[Marc Overmars]

My normal hairdresser wasn't in today to do my GHELcut, so I chanced it with some other bint and she fucked it up. Didn't have the heart to tell her though because she was fit and she's going to be out tonight...

[LDG]

MOe :bow:

Taking on the playa baton for GW.

[Letters]

MOe :bow:

Taking on the playa baton for GW.I had to hand it on to someone now I'm married.

[Xhaka Can’t]

MOe's sex life :rose:

[GP]

MOe's sex life :rose:

Don't speak too soon....

[Gervinho's Forehead]

:tumbleweed:

This forum is dying a very slow death.

[Niall_Quinn]

:tumbleweed:

This forum is dying a very slow death.

Rubbish. It's a rapid death.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Rubbish. It's a rapid death.

But why hasn't it died yet!?

It's like an old member of the family that you know is on the way out, but no date for a funeral is imminent.

[Niall_Quinn]

But why hasn't it died yet!?

It's like an old member of the family that you know is on the way out, but no date for a funeral is imminent.

Because a bunch of sad fucks with no life keep it going. You can figure out who the saddest ****s are from their post count. Mine excluded because I'm doing a controlled experiment.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Because a bunch of sad fucks with no life keep it going. You can figure out who the saddest ****s are from their post count. Mine excluded because I'm doing a controlled experiment.

:haha:



Never leave again. :)

[Xhaka Can’t]

Because a bunch of sad fucks with no life keep it going. You can figure out who the saddest ****s are from their post count. Mine excluded because I'm doing a controlled experiment.
Your face is an experiment gone wrong.

[Syn]

Where the fuck did my free hour go? :(

[LDG]

Owww!! Ouch eech ouch auch!

Great South Run completed for the third year in a row.

No more. I officially retire from anything other than healthy exercise.

Now for big food and slobbing.

[Letters]

Doing runs for charity, eh?

How's about that then? ##

[LDG]

Doing runs for charity, eh?

How's about that then? ##

Jingle jangle ##

[Xhaka Can’t]

All of a sudden, the 'What's in my pockets' thread seems more sinister.

[LDG]

:lol:

:yawn:

:tiphat:

[GP]

fuck this shit

[Letters]

Morning to you too.

Monday <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Pretty much.

[LDG]

I have no hangover at all. This is very strange for a Monday. I feel....erm.....healthy!

:dance:

[Marc Overmars]

I feel pretty rough. I've spent the last 48 hours drinking and eating fast food.

I'll go for a run after work to sweat it all out.

[LDG]

I feel pretty rough. I've spent the last 48 hours drinking and eating fast food.

I'll go for a run after work to sweat it all out.

Yeah. That's my usual on a Monday. Big long run, sweat all the crap out.

Just a light jog for me tonight, as my leg muscles and tendons feel tighter than a virgins snatch.

:jimmy:

[Letters]

First football game since before the wedding (which was a month ago today, eek!) tonight.
Looking forward to it but 3 weeks of stuffing my face didn't help fitness levels.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Surely you found a way to burn some of those calories.

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[LDG]

First football game since before the wedding (which was a month ago today, eek!) tonight.
Looking forward to it but 3 weeks of stuffing my face didn't help fitness levels.

Lacking little bit sharpness.

[LDG]

Surely you found a way to burn some of those calories.

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

Wanking is banned since the marriage.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

:haha:

[Letters]

Banned and unnecessary ##

[Niall_Quinn]

Banned and unnecessary ##

You have a LOT to learn about marriage matey. Enjoy it while it lasts and then get some weights to pump up those wrists.

[Letters]

:(

It has only been a month, early doors yet.

[Niall_Quinn]

:(

It has only been a month, early doors yet.

Oh yeah sure, I didn't want to get you too worried. You have a couple of weeks yet.

[LDG]

Plenty of time to get your brown wings too :good:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Banned and unnecessary ##

Whoops

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[Olivier's xmas twist]

Plenty of time to get your brown wings too :good:

:lol:

[milla]

Plenty of time to get your brown wings too :good:

brown wings? :tumbleweed:

[Marc Overmars]

I would like some chicken wings.

[GP]

I could go all Man vs. Food on some wings right now.

[Letters]

Carrot Cake :bow:
Excellent use of vegetables.

[Marc Overmars]

Hey guys, I'm probably going to purchase these trainers but not sure what colour to get.

Grey or Blue (Deep Royal)?

http://www.sportsdirect.com/nike-gts-12-canvas-mens-246099

Grey goes with most things but I'll probably need to be more selective with Blue even though I think I prefer them.

What do you guys think?

Thanks. x

[LDG]

Whatever goes with your skateboard.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Hey guys, I'm probably going to purchase these trainers but not sure what colour to get.

Grey or Blue?

http://www.sportsdirect.com/nike-gts-12-canvas-mens-246099

Grey goes with most things but I'll probably need to be more selective with Blue even though I think I prefer them.

What do you guys think?

Thanks. x

Both links are to grey, but I'm assuming the blue option is Deep Royal.

Prefer the Deep Royal, but yes, you'll have to be more selective on when you wear them

[Marc Overmars]

:lol:

I don't skate but I want a pair like them, they look fucking cushy.

[LDG]

:lol:

I don't skate but I want a pair like them, they look fucking cushy.

I see the old Adidas gazelles are making a comeback too. Wore them in the 90's.

Christ, i'm old :(

[Maestro]

Blue, hands down.

Grey just doesn't do it for me unless it is a very exceptional collector's pair.

"Yeah that bloke in the grey trainers" .....say it to yourself MOe. Just doesn't sound right, does it?

[Maestro]

I see the old Adidas gazelles are making a comeback too. Wore them in the 90's.

Christ, i'm old :(


http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005PWCFHY/?tag=hydra0b-21&hvadid=10340186229&ref=asc_df_B005PWCFHY


lol, I remember those mate :lol:

[Letters]

Some witless radio presenter read out a text on air not realising it was a joke:


“I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Saville, he was a nice man. When I was 8 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded…”


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBl4dDzNaI0

:doh:

:lol:

[LDG]

Nice day out.

For a change.

In New York. Not so much.

[Letters]

Yes! It IS nice. Cold but bright. Better than last week's grey, foggy rubbish.

New York :pal:

[Cripps_orig]

Going football for the first time since before the Olympics

Hope it rains

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Yes! It IS nice. Cold but bright. Better than last week's grey, foggy rubbish.

New York :pal:

Disgusting how our Cousins from the other side of the atlantic are treated on here. :coffee:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Too much Sweets= the Dentist, the dentis=filling, filling=pain,pain=not nice.

[Letters]

I've had loads of fillings in the last few years (having not been to the dentist for nearly 20 years, not a good idea apparently!)
They're not that bad ya big jesse

[Olivier's xmas twist]

When you put a drill on a silver filling to get it out it bloody hurts.

[Letters]

Ah. I've never had that done :hug:

[LDG]

Metal against filling. Neeeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwcccchhhh!!!! :(

[LDG]

Guff.

[Cripps_orig]

football cancelled

fuck this shit tbh

im becoming a golf fan

[Xhaka Can’t]

Metal against filling. Neeeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwcccchhhh!!!! :(

Almost as painful as watching the Norwich and Schalke games.

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[Olivier's xmas twist]

football cancelled

fuck this shit tbh

im becoming a golf fan

Thouught you said earlier you hope it rains.

[Cripps_orig]

I did

Prefer playing in the rain

Very much doubt it was called off cos of the rain though cos well its not raining.

[Letters]

:haha:

That is all.

:dance:

[GP]

This was Wenger's ultimate act of trolling.

[GP]

Also, Chocolate Cheerios :bow:

[LDG]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63820000/jpg/_63820505_63820470.jpg

[Letters]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iddqe7s1PIY/T_bifgBxfzI/AAAAAAAAAWc/l_dQaz6vlEw/s1600/Wenger-laughing.jpg

[Ollie the Optimist]

Morning all :wave:

[Letters]

:tiphat: seen any good football games recently?

[LDG]

No.

I've seen some fucking crazy arsed ones though! :wacko:

[Ollie the Optimist]

:tiphat: seen any good football games recently?

its been a crazy few games, with the ones on sunday and last night.

hows married life treating you?

[Letters]

hows married life treating you?
Alright so far thanks. She's mental, obviously, but all women are :shrug:

[Letters]

No.

I've seen some fucking crazy arsed ones though! :wacko:
Were it not for adzz sweary texts I'd have missed it all. Got in on 92 minutes just before we equalised. Saw that and the rest.
Mental.

As you say it wasn't exactly a 'good' game.

[LDG]

I couldn't get to sleep as I was buzzing too much :lol:

[Letters]

Are you sure that wasn't MrsLDG?

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[Letters]

I couldn't get to sleep either btw, but mostly because MrsL never 'king shuts up <_<

[LDG]

:haha:

[V-Pig]

Wow, wish I were married.

[LDG]

You don't have to be married to have a missus that won't shut up.

[Niall_Quinn]

You don't have to be married to have a missus that won't shut up.

It helps though.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

So how many of you gonna slam the door at Trick or Treaters tonight.

[GP]

I just had the fist of the night, totally forgot about it so I opened the door like a mug.

Besides, the courts won't let me give sweets to kids.

[Marc Overmars]

Great way to get rid of gone off chocolate tbf.

[LDG]

I just had the fist of the night, totally forgot about it so I opened the door like a mug.

Besides, the courts won't let me give sweets to kids.

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[Olivier's xmas twist]

Great way to get rid of gone off chocolate tbf.

:haha:

Though you may be on to something.

Goes to find ouf of date tin of quality street. :coffee:

[GP]

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Deliberate typos :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Deliberate typos :bow:

Disgusting the way typos are treated on here.

[Letters]

Is it Friday yet <_<

[GP]

Is it Friday yet <_<

Yep

[Letters]

:angry:

[LDG]

I get to drink beer tonight.

I'm kinda looking forward to it. But I'm actually enjoying feeling fresh and healthy. Hmmm.

Gonna get slaughtered :music:

[GP]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

[Niall_Quinn]

But I'm actually enjoying feeling fresh and healthy

LOL. Idiot.

[Marc Overmars]

Going out with some work GHELs tonight.

Yay.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

BREAKING NEWS:

Man in his 60s arrested by police investigating allegations of sexual assault by Jimmy Savile

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/

"BBC We Can't name him"

Sky news


Comedian Freddie Starr has been arrested by police in connection with the Jimmy Savile sex abuse investigation, Sky sources say.

http://news.sky.com/

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Makes you wonder if this sick and elaborate cover up can happen then what else has happened down the years we aren't aware of.

[Niall_Quinn]

Makes you wonder if this sick and elaborate cover up can happen then what else has happened down the years we aren't aware of.

And yet if I said this was "normal" behaviour for many of the senior establishment figures such as judges, politicians and other honoured deviants - people would call me a nut. There are two worlds and sometimes one escapes into the other. Suggest people check out Alex Salmond, just for kicks (and pukes).

[Niall_Quinn]

And yet if I said this was "normal" behaviour for many of the senior establishment figures such as judges, politicians and other honoured deviants - people would call me a nut. There are two worlds and sometimes one escapes into the other. Suggest people check out Alex Salmond, just for kicks (and pukes).

Wait a moment - this is going to get deleted, right? So, let me do the legal thing that is always there to protect the innocent and punish the guilty (LOL indeed). In naming Alex Salmond I in no way suggest he is connected with Jimmy Saville or Freddie Starr. Just those two mind.

[Master Splinter]

And yet if I said this was "normal" behaviour for many of the senior establishment figures such as judges, politicians and other honoured deviants - people would call me a nut. There are two worlds and sometimes one escapes into the other. Suggest people check out Alex Salmond, just for kicks (and pukes).

The Old Estonians always struck me as quite dodgy.

[Letters]

Is it Friday yet?

[Marc Overmars]

I'm fucked.

I'll quit drinking until Christmas now.

Ugh.

[LDG]

Had a few last night meself. Feelin good though.

Half day today :dance:

:beer:

[Letters]

I think today is going to be pretty boring :(

[Marc Overmars]

Think I'm having Nandos for lunch which is the only thing getting me through this morning.

[Cripps_orig]

Off til monday

Busiest show of the year next week

Arguably busier than the Olympics :popcorn:

[Letters]

What's on next week?

[Cripps_orig]

World Travel Market

****s from all over the world meeting to do whatever it is they do at this event

[Letters]

That was a somewhat disappointing answer.

[GP]

Windows 8 :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Windows 8 :bow:

4

[Marc Overmars]

Windows 8 is a stunning OS.

[Letters]

O RLY? Isn't it more for tablets?

[LDG]

Countdown to beer time :bow:

[Letters]

I'm so bored <_<