"Currants Bw..."

[PGFC]

Perhaps he got deported?

No, I hear he won his appeal...

[V-Pig]

Hmm... I didn't think he was appealing.

[V-Pig]

Thinking of being an ultimate badass and doing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhDR5Xx1HTU

[LDG]

Pull my finger

[Letters]

Is it Friday yet?

[Marc Overmars]

It's not but Thursday is acceptable tbh.

[LDG]

It's not but Thursday is acceptable tbh.

Yeah, I'm tucking into a few beers tonight to prep myself for Saturday.

I can't wander into an all dayer with these lads without proper preparation. So need to have a few tonight and tomorrow to get the resistance up :good:

Curry, beer and music tonight at Ches LDG ##

[Xhaka Can’t]

It's health week at work so went on one of those well being machines. I'm back on the bike and three days now without booze.



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[Letters]

It's health week at work so went on one of those well being machines. I'm back on the bike and three days now without booze.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jLuvZT5Ph_w/TVAsSDm8h8I/AAAAAAAAAXg/0q157JjSHXU/s1600/homer.jpg

[LDG]

It's health week at work so went on one of those well being machines. I'm back on the bike and three days now without booze.



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Would you normally have a drink of some description every day?

Not saying in the alchy sense....just....

.....well, I tend to power drink (binge) at the weekend, and stay off it from Saturday closing until Thursday night....

[LDG]

If you type "coughing" into google images, you get a load of people giving blowjobs to the invisible man.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Would you normally have a drink of some description every day?

Not saying in the alchy sense....just....

.....well, I tend to power drink (binge) at the weekend, and stay off it from Saturday closing until Thursday night....

Most days I will have 1-2 glasses of wine. Will probably just cut down to weekends until I go to Melbourne next month.

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[Xhaka Can’t]

If you type "coughing" into google images, you get a load of people giving blowjobs to the invisible man.

:haha:

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[LDG]

So.

This is boring.

[Marc Overmars]

I've spent my lunch break buying loads of clothes and pre-ordering the Dark Knight trilogy on blu-ray.

[GP]

Masturbation :bow:

[LDG]

Masturbation :bow:

I'm on a warning from the first time that happened at work :(

[LDG]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dog-giving-birth-to-Piglet-Taxidermy-/290778305794?pt=UK_Collectables_AnimalCollectables _SM&hash=item43b3bcd502&clk_rvr_id=411035332208

WTF! :o

[Marc Overmars]

Who the fuck would buy that? :haha:

[GP]

I suppose Madame Tussauds had to do something with Jade Goody's waxwork.

[LDG]

:haha:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dog-giving-birth-to-Piglet-Taxidermy-/290778305794?pt=UK_Collectables_AnimalCollectables _SM&hash=item43b3bcd502&clk_rvr_id=411035332208

WTF! :o

How the fuck did you "stumble" across that!?

[Gervinho's Forehead]

I suppose Madame Tussauds had to do something with Jade Goody's waxwork.

Ramsey :bow:

[LDG]

How the fuck did you "stumble" across that!?

Looking for "Cow's giving birth to Harry Redknapp Taxidermy".

I would never have expected to find that though!

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Looking for "Cow's giving birth to Harry Redknapp Taxidermy".

I would never have expected to find that though!

:haha:

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-20336798

:popcorn:

[Marc Overmars]

:doh:

Another sick fuck outed.

[Niall_Quinn]

A dead sicko, a DJ sicko and a pop star sicko. Where are all the MP, judge, corporate sickos I wonder? Protected by their sicko friends. The victim is the one who is persecuted when you make allegations against an establishment sicko.

[LDG]

A dead sicko, a DJ sicko and a pop star sicko. Where are all the MP, judge, corporate sickos I wonder? Protected by their sicko friends. The victim is the one who is persecuted when you make allegations against an establishment sicko.

You talk a load of nonce sense.

[Marc Overmars]

Had a go on my mates Lumia earlier.

Windows 8. :bow:

Must get when my current contract runs out next June.

[GP]

Had a go on my mates Lumia earlier.

Windows 8. :bow:

Must get when my current contract runs out next June.

Yeah it's slick. I've been using a Windows Phone for 2 years. Love that shiz.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Windows Phone 7.5 :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

:doh:

Another sick fuck outed.

Have to be careful around those kids these days.

Even santa has to be careful.

[GP]

Have to be careful around those kids these days.

Even santa has to be careful.

His sack is full of pearl necklaces for the really good girls.

[IBK]

His sack is full of pearl necklaces for the really good girls.

What a strange world you inhabit. Interesting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

A big opporunity for somebody new to do the weekend fixtures thread is being spurned. :popcorn:

GP, I'll be at Reading station tomorrow - any advice?

[GP]

A big opporunity for somebody new to do the weekend fixtures thread is being spurned. :popcorn:

GP, I'll be at Reading station tomorrow - any advice?

Leave quickly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sounds good.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

What a strange world you inhabit. Interesting.

:lol:

[Joker]

Did anyone vote in the police commisioner elections yesterday?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I did. I'm not entirely sure what we're voting for and also I find it strange there wasn't an option to say you didn't want one.

[GP]

Yep, voted for Commissioner Gordon.

[Letters]

I did. I'm not entirely sure what we're voting for.
That's why I didn't vote. Didn't know what it was about, didn't know who was standing much less what they're standing for or what their 'policies' are (if that's the right word here), wasn't even sure if I could vote.
In brief: Meh.

[Letters]

Yep, voted for Commissioner Gordon.
Supernintendo Chalmers :rose:

[Letters]

Also.


Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!
Naaa, naa na, na na naa na, na na naa na, Giroud!

[Gervinho's Forehead]

That's why I didn't vote. Didn't know what it was about, didn't know who was standing much less what they're standing for or what their 'policies' are (if that's the right word here), wasn't even sure if I could vote.
In brief: Meh.

No London didn't get to vote as the mayor is the commissioner.

[Letters]

No London didn't get to vote as the mayor is the commissioner.
Oh :lol:

That would explain why I didn't get a polling card.

[LDG]

Police :lol:

Awful criminal pigs.

[LDG]

Owch.

My head.

I'm getting too old to drink heavily :(

[Letters]

LDG :lol:
Awlful lightweight.

[LDG]

LDG :lol:
Awlful lightweight.

Letters :lol:

Heavyweight

[Letters]

Cake :bow:


:(

[LDG]

I just had two slabs of chocolate shortbread :(

I have done over 30k running this week, tbf.

Owch. My head :(

[Letters]

MrsL is a feeder. :upset:

http://cdn.dealbreaker.com/uploads/2011/01/fat-homer-simpson-moo-moo.gif

[Niall_Quinn]

Did anyone vote in the police commisioner elections yesterday?

No, DUH!

[Niall_Quinn]

Owch.

My head.

I'm getting too old to drink heavily :(

You need to drink higher quality alcohol when you are older. And drink steadily over the entire day rather than binging.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

You need to drink higher quality alcohol when you are older. And drink steadily over the entire day rather than binging.

You're a good enabler.

[Xhaka Can’t]

That's why I didn't vote. Didn't know what it was about, didn't know who was standing much less what they're standing for or what their 'policies' are (if that's the right word here), wasn't even sure if I could vote.
In brief: Meh.

Boris Johnson is your police commissioner. There was no election in London yesterday.

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[Niall_Quinn]

They'll spin it as complacency but how do you generate complacency in the political process? It's easy, you only allow people to vote for things that don't matter.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2233386/PCC-vote-Worst-election-turnout-just-10-turnout-vote-areas.html

[Gervinho's Forehead]

I voted :geek:

With a low turnout in my area coupled with my vote, there's more chance of my man winning.

[Niall_Quinn]

I voted :geek:

With a low turnout in my area coupled with my vote, there's more chance of my man winning.

The vote should have been on whether we want police men and police woman or police officers. That would have meant something. As it is, this whole exercise is just a way to get people to endorse the bullshit that passes for policing these days. The police force has been steadily transformed from a community based operation with the purpose of working for that community by upholding the peace (the classic peace officer role) to a government controlled bureaucratic and revenue generating organ of the state. We don't have a police force any more, the police say as much themselves but nobody listens. For decades the citizenry has clearly stated they do not want this, they want "bobbies on the beat" - or police men and woman in the traditional and original intent. This election process gives the government the right to ignore the will of the people and instead wave a ballot as proof we asked for their ****ish version of policing.

[LDG]

N_Q, how long does it take you to decide what to have for dinner usually?

[Niall_Quinn]

N_Q, how long does it take you to decide what to have for dinner usually?

Depends which bottle is closest.

[LDG]

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Heard the first Christmas song on the radio today. :bow:

[Letters]

Fish :bow:
Chips :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Heard the first Christmas song on the radio today. :bow:

:sick:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Though saying that, guess the Deco's will be going up in a couple of weeks.

[LDG]

Few snifters at the pub at lunch.

:wacko:

[LDG]

Just about to make my bacon sandwich, a mandwich ##

[Marc Overmars]

2 weekends in a row I've woken up fresh. Feels good.

Still a while before I'm going to hit the booze again though. Hurry up Dec 15th FFS.

[LDG]

I got disgustingly drunk yesterday.

This will take a few days to get over.

[dazthegooner]

Well they do say the best way to avoid hangovers is to stay drunk ...

[Letters]

Mornin' :cool:

[LDG]

:wave:

:dance:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Evening
been bloody cold today. . .still we can still think about Saturday yay

[LDG]

Office bragging rights :bow:

Spufs :pal:

[Letters]

It's funny because we won.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Office bragging rights :bow:

Spufs :pal:

You have Spuds in your office :yikes:

Sounds like a job for rent-a-kill

[LDG]

You have Spuds in your office :yikes:

Sounds like a job for rent-a-kill

I'm quite lucky, as I know the boys working in London have it worse, but there's still 3 of the little blighters.

It's funny, because sometimes, I decide not to pay them.

[Letters]

:lol: Misusing power :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I'm quite lucky, as I know the boys working in London have it worse, but there's still 3 of the little blighters.

It's funny, because sometimes, I decide not to pay them.


They probably dont notice

[Ollie the Optimist]

my tottenham supporting tutor didnt take it well at all. was fun mentioning it.


spurs :haha:

[Letters]

my tottenham supporting tutor didnt take it well at all. was fun mentioning it.


spurs :haha:
I bet he taught you a lesson.

[LDG]

Is it home time yet?

FFS.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Sure.

Why not?

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[LDG]

Awlsome!

:wave:

[Marc Overmars]

Been scouting Amazon today as it's Black Friday week. Seeing if there's any bargains to be had.

:popcorn:

[LDG]

What's Black Friday week?

[Marc Overmars]

Some American thing where they start offering loads of mental discounts for a limited time.

[LDG]

So a good week to do my Christmas shopping??

:popcorn:

[Marc Overmars]

Pretty much what I'm hoping to do.

[GP]

What's Black Friday week?

Fried chicken in the canteen :dance:

[Letters]

Rocky Road :bow:

[LDG]

Dear Lord. This day is dragging.

[Letters]

Grey <_<

[LDG]

Rain. Grey. Windy.

Still summer then! :dance:

[Letters]

Innit <_<
Was depressingly dark this morning
:sad:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Saw on the news this morning that chimps have a midlife crisis. Might explain why bale is such a twat.

[Marc Overmars]

Innit <_<
Was depressingly dark this morning
:sad:

Dark on the way to work, I don't sit by a window in the office and it's dark when I leave.

Daylight. :rose:

[Letters]

Rickets :bow:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Ever year I talking about getting a SAD lamp but never do.

[LDG]

Ever year I talking about getting a SAD lamp but never do.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3JUlv2R8Bpk/SvwTjbsMUWI/AAAAAAAAAGY/I6AdgapiWQE/s400/lamp+headed+boy.JPG

:unsure:

[Marc Overmars]

Amazon are offering a 6 month subscription to Love Film for only 16 quid today. Not bad tbh.

[LDG]

Farkin....

That's not fair! I pay £9.99 a month!

[Marc Overmars]

It's for new customers only. <_<

[Niall_Quinn]

It's for new customers only. <_<

They hired PHW to run their customer retention dept I see. Do existing customers get a free shit on their head as well, plus a complimentary kick in the knackers?

[LDG]

It's for new customers only. <_<

Maybe I should sign the missus up and delete my account!

[Letters]

Amazon are offering a 6 month subscription to Love Film for only 16 quid today. Not bad tbh.
Hmm. Tempting.
Tbh though I'm not sure I'd get loads of use out of it.
I should cancel Sky movies tbh, I never watch it.

[Syn]

Content with my workrate from this morning. Sitting back and enjoying a nice hot beverage of choice. Listening to old man Radio 2.

Taking questions.

[WMUG]

1channel.com ftw :cool:

[Letters]

"This domain is listed at DomainBrokers.com"

:unsure:

[LDG]

Hmmm. Do I get Muse tickets for The Emirates next year....

[Letters]

Do you know how much?
Wasn't bowled over by them before tbh.

[LDG]

Dunno. Guess it'll be in the region of £80 a ticket, knowing them....

Not sure I can be arsed. I didn't like the new album. The one before it wasn't great....and I've seen them plenty of times....

That said, if you get the promo code through, can you let me know. Not sure I'll go, but a mate wants to book tickets... :tiphat:

[GP]

1channel.com ftw :cool:

fail

[GP]

Hmmm. Do I get Muse tickets for The Emirates next year....

Depends.

Do you like having your ears raped and your intelligence insulted?

[LDG]

Depends.

Do you like having your ears raped and your intelligence insulted?

Yes :(

[GP]

Yes :(

Well, I guess that's par for the course at The Emirates.

[LDG]

Meh.

Green Day is the following week, assuming Billie Joe isn't still little bit 2-3 weeks away.

That nails it. Not spending that much two weeks on the trot.

[GP]

Green Day are miles better anyway.

[Letters]

Got my Rolf Harris tickets.
Rolf :bow:

It is quite cold out there, hope he lasts till Feb :pray:

[Marc Overmars]

Rolf Harris?

WTF?

[Letters]

Don't be dissing Rolf :threaten:

:patrice:

[Marc Overmars]

Already pretty dark and its only 3.

Winter. :bow:

[V-Pig]

Fancy dress on Saturday. Have to go as something beginning with C, D or L.

I'm going as a car crash. Simple costume. Sexy white t-shirt covered in blood and oil, a bit of sexy fake blood on the ol' sexy face and a sexy car air-freshener hanging from my sexiest ear.

I think it will be really, really... good.

[Marc Overmars]

Hey guyz, some exciting news.

GW Quiz 2 is currently in production and will return in the new year. :tiphat:

[Letters]

I think it will be really, really... good.
You've been reading that how to improve your vocabulary book too?

[Letters]

Hey guyz, some exciting news.

GW Quiz 2 is currently in production and will return in the new year. :tiphat:
:patrice:

[Syn]

Fancy dress on Saturday. Have to go as something beginning with C, D or L.

I'm going as a car crash. Simple costume. Sexy white t-shirt covered in blood and oil, a bit of sexy fake blood on the ol' sexy face and a sexy car air-freshener hanging from my sexiest ear.

I think it will be really, really... good.

You could just go as your normal self.

'Course you'd be a gay car crash but I don't think that would matter too much.

[Syn]

You could just go as your normal self.

'Course you'd be a gay car crash but I don't think that would matter too much.

:haha: :haha: :gp:

[Marc Overmars]

:lol:

[V-Pig]

You've been reading that how to improve your vocabulary book too?

:bow:

[V-Pig]

:haha: :haha: :gp:

Dude, you're like 14 hours too slow with that joke.

I mean, it was originally made without the "gay" part, but god bless GW.

[Syn]

it was originally made without the "gay" part

Unlike you.

[Syn]

Unlike you.

:haha:

Syn :bow:

[GP]

Dude, you're like 14 hours too slow with that joke.

I mean, it was originally made without the "gay" part, but god bless GW.

lol your gay

[Master Splinter]

Unlike you.

:haha:

Syn :bow:

[LDG]

Still nice out I see <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Made a terrible error of judgement and went out to get lunch, it's pissing it down and some of the pavements are flooded. To make matters worse, Boots didn't even have any #decent sandwhiches left.

So now I'm soaked and still hungry after a rather disappointing cheese and pickle sarnie.

#pray4mo.

[Syn]

#RaMOdam

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Made a terrible error of judgement and went out to get lunch, it's pissing it down and some of the pavements are flooded. To make matters worse, Boots didn't even have any #decent sandwhiches left.

So now I'm soaked and still hungry after a rather disappointing cheese and pickle sarnie.

#pray4mo.

We'll hold a benefit concert for you to raise funds. :good:

[GP]

The twitter hashtag for Susan Boyle's new album release is #susanalbumparty. AKA, why you should always capitalize all the words in your hashtags.

[Letters]

:haha:

[GP]

I'm glad I wasn't invited.

[Letters]

Their ain't no party like a susanalbumparty

:haha:

awesome.

Been in a workshop all day btw, hope you missed me. I'll be there tomorrow too.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

The twitter hashtag for Susan Boyle's new album release is #susanalbumparty. AKA, why you should always capitalize all the words in your hashtags.

:haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

The twitter hashtag for Susan Boyle's new album release is #susanalbumparty. AKA, why you should always capitalize all the words in your hashtags.

:haha:

[GP]

3 bad things happened to me today.

1) I found out my brother likes one direction.
2) My brother got hit by a bus.
3) I lost my bus license.

:(

[Gervinho's Forehead]

E

[LDG]

The twitter hashtag for Susan Boyle's new album release is #susanalbumparty. AKA, why you should always capitalize all the words in your hashtags.

Please let this be real :pray:

Not the stink ditch bit, obviously.

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A8S5ckXCcAA5H7O.jpg

[LDG]

:lol:

Quite sleepy now. Wan go hom.

Have a work do tonight. FFS.

[Letters]

Egypt's President Mohammed Mursi has issued a declaration banning challenges to his decrees, laws and decisions.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-20451208

:bow:

He got the idea from me. :cool:

[Marc Overmars]

Absolutley horrible at footie tonight, the wind and rain was ridiculous, the path leading up to the pitches was flooded as well.

Come back summer, all is forgiven.

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-20451208

:bow:

He got the idea from me. :cool:

Shut up, Stinky.

[Letters]

<_<

Also:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20442807

Macca :bow:

[LDG]

<_<

Also:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20442807

Macca :bow:

Shut it stinky!

[Letters]

<_<

Friday.
:patrice:

[LDG]

No beer weekend :bow:

It does mean I have to DJ sober again (which is never good), but I shall be nice and fresh tomorrow morning :dance:

[Letters]

http://www.hammersmithapollo.com/the_osmonds_and_gareth_gates_in_boogie_nights_-_the_70s_musical_2013-03-10_7:.html?j=30524466&e=RICHARD@RICHARDWARD.PLUS.COM&l=17650555_HTML&u=353620210&mid=10457754&jb=206

:ilt:

[GP]

The Osmonds AND G-G-Gareth Gates?

Count me out.

[Injury Time]

http://www.hammersmithapollo.com/the_osmonds_and_gareth_gates_in_boogie_nights_-_the_70s_musical_2013-03-10_7:.html?j=30524466&e=RICHARD@RICHARDWARD.PLUS.COM&l=17650555_HTML&u=353620210&mid=10457754&jb=206

:ilt:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpl30BHnt1recqk2o3_250.gif

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Chicken tikka masala, biriyani, naan nom nom

[GP]

Tikka masala :lol:

Alwful 'indian' food.

[LDG]

Jalfrezi :bow:

[GP]

Dhansak :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Chicken tikka masala, biriyani, naan nom nom

:gp:

[Letters]

Chicken tikka masala, biriyani, naan nom nom
:gp:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Hurts when I yawn. . .

[LDG]

Hurts when I yawn. . .

Suck smaller cock then.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Suck smaller cock then.

Like yours you mean? . . .thanks for the offer but only if I needed to get something out from between my teeth

[LDG]

Get in!!!! :trophy:

:lol:

Was waiting for that, and you didn't dissapoint!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

:)

[Ollie the Optimist]

im winning this friday afternoon. editing in a room on my own, time to get iplayer on and watch the hour.

[Letters]

im winning this friday afternoon. editing in a room on my own.
Porn :bow:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Porn :bow:

hmm porn or gw


only one winner tbf

gw :bow:

[LDG]

hmm porn or gw


only one winner tbf

gw :bow:

Gayest statement EVER!

[Ollie the Optimist]

Gayest statement EVER!

like your face

[GP]

like your face

:haha:

It's funny because his face is a gay statement.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-20466764

Gary :bow:

[LDG]

:haha:

It's funny because his face is a gay statement.

As is yours :pal:

[GP]

As is yours :pal:

So's your face.

[LDG]

:(

[Syn]

goonerbros. Work done for year twenty twelve. I'm off for the next 8 weeks.

:beer:

And what a work year it's been.

I'd like to thank I.T. for my fuck off 21 inch screen, Tesco's for their reasonably priced meal deals and Charlie's cousin for the moral support on those tough Monday mornings.

[Letters]

8 weeks?!

You going home. You know...home. Where you brown people come from.

:noracist:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237344/Britains-biggest-family-just-got-bigger-Mother-gives-birth-16th-child-wants-just-dont-ask-food-bill.html

[GP]

goonerbros. Work done for year twenty twelve. I'm off for the next 8 weeks.

:beer:

And what a work year it's been.

I'd like to thank I.T. for my fuck off 21 inch screen, Tesco's for their reasonably priced meal deals and Charlie's cousin for the moral support on those tough Monday mornings.

Only a 21 inch?

Mine's 24.

Sucks to be you, tbh.

[Letters]

Dual Monitors :bow:

[Letters]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237344/Britains-biggest-family-just-got-bigger-Mother-gives-birth-16th-child-wants-just-dont-ask-food-bill.html
Fanny like a wizard's sleeve.

[GP]

I bet they just come barrelling out of there like a slip'n'slide.

[WMUG]

There's a woman with a machine gun outside :unsure:

[Letters]

OK...

Outside where?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

There's a woman with a machine gun outside :unsure:

Then you better call the police.

[Letters]

It's probably just daddy beefing up security.

[GP]

OK...

Outside where?

Outside of his little bubble.

[WMUG]

Thankfully she's an officer :lol:

Yeah, apparently they arrested a dangerous guy in the flats opposite. Slightly unnerving when I walked past and she was standing there with a metal mass-death machine in her hands :unsure:

[Niall_Quinn]

Thankfully she's an officer :lol:

Yeah, apparently they arrested a dangerous guy in the flats opposite. Slightly unnerving when I walked past and she was standing there with a metal mass-death machine in her hands :unsure:

Fuck me, first women drivers now this! Women coppers. When did that happen?

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Fuck me, first women drivers now this! Women coppers. When did that happen?

No it was one of his daddy's private security officers.

[Niall_Quinn]

No it was one of his daddy's private security officers.

Pictures or GTFO

[Xhaka Can’t]

Dhansak :bow:

Curry chips :bow:

[GP]

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(＿つ＿_つ Pika Pi!

[Niall_Quinn]

Curry chips :bow:

Oh shit. Curry and chips, except I don't have curry and I don't have chips. What a cruel post. I'll have to console myself with the fact I have whisky. In fact I'm pretty fucking delighted about that. Fuck curry and chips, I have whisky!

Whisky :bow:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Red wine :bow:

Alcohol :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Red wine :bow:

Alcohol :bow:

What's alcohol got to do with red wine?

[Gervinho's Forehead]

What's alcohol got to do with red wine?

Well I'm drinking red wine, which is alcohol so:

red wine :bow:

alcohol :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Well I'm drinking red wine, which is alcohol so:

red wine :bow:

alcohol :bow:

No, it's trace alcohol, like eating gravel and claiming you are on a potassium fix. You can down 10 bottles of that stuff and still speak in English and refrain from riding decorative clay donkeys in the neighbour's back yard, so red wine just doesn't cut it.

Drink or GTFO

[Gervinho's Forehead]

:getcoat:

[Niall_Quinn]

Why are you even here at 1:30am on a saturday morning? You should be fucking the shit out of something animate. I'm only here because I'm conducting an experiment on early saturday morning behaviour in humans, but you have fuck all excuse.

[V-Pig]

So pissed off. Just got punched in the face and I'm too fucked to remember a thing.

A girl was mouthing off to some chavs and I got accused of being her "man". I think someone just twatted me. I'm too fucked to remember anything though ffs.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Damn it! you used my excuse! :angry:

I have none.

Not you V-piglet, NQ.

[V-Pig]

Jaw aches and hand bleeding. FFS, cowards. I was literally vomiting my guts up outside Boots 3.5mins before I got punched. In no fit state to defend myself.

[Niall_Quinn]

You're not dead so it worked out okay. Of course they are cowards, what else did you expect them to be?

[V-Pig]

Alright, alright. Sorry for being a wimp. My face just fucking hurts.

Also, I'm pissed off I wasn't more sober. I'm actually a reasonable fighter, I was just proper fucked. If the girl who got me punched is to be believed, it was the "nice one" who swung at me. Luckily they can't hit properly, so it's just a sore jaw as opposed to a nose/mouth/eye injuy.

[V-Pig]

The next guy who throws a punch at me is getting the full swing of this potential attack on top of the standard. ****.

[V-Pig]

Unless he's actually hard, in which case I'm getting the shit kicked out of me. :(

Seriously, can't remember a thing beyond what this girl told me. Could've been her that punched me for all I know. Annoying.

[Niall_Quinn]

So basically you got beaten up by a girl?

[V-Pig]

So basically you got beaten up by a girl?

Potentially, yes.

[V-Pig]

I do remember a guy telling her off though and telling me to control my bird though. I don't even know her. She might've taken the opportunity to kick my arse though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sounds like a decent night out to me, don't know what you are complaining about. You got all the fun of a domestic without having to live with the bitch.

[Letters]

I was literally vomiting my guts up.
No.

No you weren't.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

email from insurance company saying they've accepted my claim for lost iphone :bow:


serves me right for downing all those jagers last saturday night celebrating the spurs win :pal:


what an expensive week it's been.

[Master Splinter]

No.

No you weren't.

Can you ban him for that?

Just do it anyway.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Alright, alright. Sorry for being a wimp. My face just fucking hurts.

Also, I'm pissed off I wasn't more sober. I'm actually a reasonable fighter, I was just proper fucked. If the girl who got me punched is to be believed, it was the "nice one" who swung at me. Luckily they can't hit properly, so it's just a sore jaw as opposed to a nose/mouth/eye injuy.

if she wants to act like a man then treat her like a man.

equality :lol:

do me a favour.

[LDG]

Hitting girls!? :lol:

I remember that.

She twatted me and cut my lip.

So i sparked her out :lol:

What?!

Fuck em. If they want to throw punches, learn to take em I say!

[Letters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8M6ggJkBE

(1:50 onwards)

tbh.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Hitting girls!? :lol:

I remember that.

She twatted me and cut my lip.

So i sparked her out :lol:

What?!

Fuck em. If they want to throw punches, learn to take em I say!

wasn't that the approach that got letters married in the end? :lol:

bless her. i bet that wasn't the first time she got a fisting.

[Syn]

Jaw aches and hand bleeding. FFS, cowards. I was literally vomiting my guts up outside Boots 3.5mins before I got punched. In no fit state to defend myself.

At least you won't have to waste any energy dressing up as a car crash.

[V-Pig]

No.

No you weren't.

Here "my guts" is a metaphor for the cider-riddled contents of my stomach. So yes. I was literally vomiting my guts up.

:unsure:

[V-Pig]

At least you won't have to waste any energy dressing up as a car crash.

I know, right... Big ol' swollen jaw. More inflated than my ego.


Also, I think it's unlikely the girl actually hit me. The last thing I remember is pulling her away from a couple of drunk (male) chavs who were telling me to hold my bird off or something. I must've hit the ground after. I was unsteady on my feet. I'd had 4 pints of Aspall before even heading to town.

Ah well, live and learn. Scumfuckers.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Can't remember what happened last night, but I've got cuts and bruising on my hand and my boots are covered in vomit.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

double kebab last night :bow:


had doner meat and chips then returned for chicken shish later :bow:


GW members :lol:


bunch of lightweights.

[V-Pig]

Can't remember what happened last night, but I've got cuts and bruising on my hand and my boots are covered in vomit.

:lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Had my first Friday night in the pub for ages.

Beer and Drambuie :bow:

[LDG]

Can't remember what happened last night, but I've got cuts and bruising on my hand and my boots are covered in vomit.

:haha:

[LDG]

Had my first Friday night in the pub for ages.

Beer and Drambuie :bow:

Hmmm. Pub is tempting now, actually. Hmmm.

Lager :bow:

[Syn]

You've got just under 4 hours to a few drinks in you to salvage your Saturday night. Nobody's (from arsenal) gonna fancy it today.

[Xhaka Can’t]

You know it makes sense.

[LDG]

You've got just under 4 hours to a few drinks in you to salvage your Saturday night. Nobody's (from arsenal) gonna fancy it today.

Seen blud. Seen.

[Letters]

You've got just under 4 hours to a few drinks in you to salvage your Saturday night. Nobody's (from arsenal) gonna fancy it today.
:gp:

Syn :bow:

[LDG]

Yep. Didn't get out in time enough to leave a blank :( managed three pints and a curry.

Basically, stalemate at the pub too :(

[Marc Overmars]

3 weeks without booze now.

Arsenal are sure making it hard to keep up with it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Avoided a hangover. :bow:

Could do with bacon anyway tbf.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

3 kebabs in the past 2 days.

shit loads of alcohol and chocolate.

doritos and dips during the hatton fight.

who invented the word healthy anyway.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Happiness is healthy.

Stodgy food makes me happy tbf.

[Marc Overmars]

I hope the kebab was a shish because donor meat is disgusting tbf.

[GP]

Doner meat is tasty, if it's good doner meat.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

doner on friday around 11pm.

returned to kebab shop an hour later and got shish.

saturday afternoon persian kebabs.

nomnom

[Marc Overmars]

Doner meat is tasty, if it's good doner meat.

I suppose that's true but my only experience of donor meat is being shit faced at 4am with the munchies.

[Syn]

3 weeks without booze now.

Any particular reason?