"Currants Bw..."

[GP]

Is it Friday yet? <_<

Yes it is, Kent.

[Marc Overmars]

Might book a holiday for the summer today. :dance:

Something to look forward to at least. Awful year so far.

[LDG]

Might book a holiday for the summer today. :dance:

Something to look forward to at least. Awful year so far.

:gp:

I'm doing the same next week once the missus has confirmed the week with her new job.

End of May I reckon.

[Letters]

We've booked NY for September. Well, the flights. The accommodation fell through so will have to rebook elsewhere <_<
We're thinking Italy for the summer, need to start sorting that out soon.

[Marc Overmars]

Anyone been to Thailand before?

Supposed to be quite big for party going GHELs like myself. The flights are quite pricey but the cost of living is dirt cheap.

[GP]

It's great if you like chicks with dicks.

You'll love it.

[Letters]

Bloody hell. Pret's chocolate mousse is awlsome.

[Marc Overmars]

Everything Pret does is awesome tbf.

[LDG]

Pret Cheese & Pickle sarnies :bow:

[Letters]

Murder attempt du jour

http://www.theweek.co.uk/crime/51287/brazilian-woman-laced-vagina-poison-kill-husband

:unsure:

[GP]

Murder attempt du jour

http://www.theweek.co.uk/crime/51287/brazilian-woman-laced-vagina-poison-kill-husband

:unsure:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DkGR65CXaNA/0.jpg

[PGFC]

http://cdn03.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/31/etch_a_sketch_013113-400x300.jpg


The inventor of the classic toy Etch A Sketch has died at the age of 86.

Andre Cassagnes died in Paris on 16 January

[LDG]

Tony Pube lice :pal:

[Letters]

:gp:

Thugs :pal:

[LDG]

First Sunday roast for ages :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Man I could do with a roast dinner, I can't shake off a hangover like I used to. :(

[PGFC]

First Sunday roast for ages :bow:

I thought you were all loved-up now?

Oh.

[LDG]

Man I could do with a roast dinner, I can't shake off a hangover like I used to. :(

Just checked the roast spuds. 15 mins away.

Starving.

Had hangover this morning, but done a 10k run, so deserve this.

[GP]

Muhammed Ali is apparently in critical condition and close to death.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Awful news - what a great man - the greatest.

[GP]

He was alright.

[Marc Overmars]

Sad news, very inspirational guy.

[Letters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZywE0AT1qY

[GP]

I just realised the guy in the barbers chair is Cuba Gooding Jr. :haha:

[Letters]

<_< 'king airbnb. :angry:

Morning.

[LDG]

:wave:

:pal:

:shrug:

[WMUG]

<_< 'king airbnb. :angry:

Pardon?

[PGFC]

Letters, I hear the benches in Central Park are quite comfy...

[Letters]

airbnb. Friend recommended it.
Instead of booking a hotel you can book someone's spare room/apartment/house.
It's cheaper than an equivalent hotel would be.

We booked a place to stay in NY in September. £270 for 4 nights, right by central park. Perfick.
Then the lady cancelled on us, something about the place being sub-let to someone else behind her back <_<

So we booked somewhere else last night, but more expensive but still a good location and the bloke had good feedback.
He came back saying it's too early to book for September :fury:
Well don't advertise your place as available for then you ****!

:upset:

[Letters]

Letters, I hear the benches in Central Park are quite comfy...
:( Might come to that.

[LDG]

My mate has a place called the Plaza. Look him up. Quite decent rates :good:

[Marc Overmars]

Quite nice outside. May need to pop out for lunch now.

[Letters]

:lol: Just found a cheap hotel near Times Square.

Then I looked up the reviews... :doh:

[GP]

:lol: Just found a cheap hotel near Times Square.

Then I looked up the reviews... :doh:

BYO Needles?

[Marc Overmars]

Last time I was in NYC our hotel was right next to a subway station in Soho, it got quite noisy which was little bit shit. Much better to look for something in and around Central Park.

[Letters]

Last time I was in NYC our hotel was right next to a subway station in Soho, it got quite noisy which was little bit shit. Much better to look for something in and around Central Park.
Well yeah, both places I found on airbnb were very close. :(
Will have another look later. I'd forgotten how noisy and busy it is round Times Square.
I did find one place which is quite cheap but it's not actually on Manhattan. Only a few stops on the L line right in though so maybe we'll just do that.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Booked a cheeky five day trip to Spain in two months time. Can't wait

[Marc Overmars]

Where abouts in Spain?

[GP]

And what's cheeky about it?

[WMUG]

Went to Spain for 2 weeks last year.

This happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQKuI-QMQXE&list=FL8RGnreUYPI4ZDek_3mtQGg&index=6

:bow:


Also, hostels :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

And what's cheeky about it?

He meant Romania.

[GP]

:tumbleweed:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Test

[Ollie the Optimist]

Where abouts in Spain?

Salamanca for 3 days and Madrid for one night

[LDG]

Test

Test 2


Letters :pal:

[Letters]

:patrice:

[GP]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/computer.png

[Syn]

Reminder: Sleeping 3.5 hours at night (3am-7:30am) and 3.5 hours in late afternoon (4pm-7:30pm) is great and it will make you get all your shit done. Your life will be problem-free.

[Marc Overmars]

3.5 hours is too much during the day, I'd wake up feeling all groggy and wouldn't be able to do anything.

A 1 hour nap is enough for me, I normally do it in preparation for getting shitfaced that evening.

[GP]

Reminder: Sleeping 3.5 hours at night (3am-7:30am) and 3.5 hours in late afternoon (4pm-7:30pm) is great and it will make you get all your shit done. Your life will be problem-free.

Can't do that, I'll miss The Chase and The One Show.

[Syn]

Fuck I made a mathematical error and I've been quoted so can't edit it. But seriously bros, it'll change your life.

[Letters]

Syn :lol:

Awful teller of time.

[LDG]

I work fine on 1hr a night.

[GP]

A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

[Letters]

Why won't it stop not being Friday? :angry:

[Marc Overmars]

Work sucks.

Time for Euromillions to come home.

[Letters]

My shares have gone up the last 2 days :cool:


They're almost worth what I paid for the now :lol:


:getcoat:

[LDG]

:haha:

Trouble at mill. Big arguments going on here. Funny as fuck.

why do people's voices go higher the more irate they get :lol:

[PGFC]

Let us know when the shouting stops and the shooting begins :good:

[Marc Overmars]

Can't remember the last time I was genuinely angry at something or someone to the point I raised my voice. There's Arsenal obviously but that's just a load of pointless shit.

[PGFC]

I look and sound hilarious when, on the rare occasion, I really lose my temper, right up until I fork someone.

[WMUG]

Why won't it stop not being Friday? :angry:Employed bigots :pal:





:run:

[Letters]

Can't remember the last time I was genuinely angry at something or someone to the point I raised my voice. There's Arsenal obviously but that's just a load of pointless shit.
MrsL and me had a massive screaming row on Sunday. I must have looked ridiculous.



The subject of the row? Whether she'd bought margarine or not. :doh:

:lol:

[Letters]

Employed bigots :pal:





:run:
:lol:

:p

[GP]

MrsL and me had a massive screaming row on Sunday. I must have looked ridiculous.



The subject of the row? Whether she'd bought margarine or not. :doh:

:lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&amp;v=zgjOSGTDoy8&amp;NR=1

[Xhaka Can’t]

Did she?

[Letters]

Did she?

Yes <_<

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Was it on the top shelf of the fridge?

[PGFC]

:sulk: It's all gone a bit Coronation Street for you hasn't it Letters :hug:

[GP]

Margarine :lol:

You'd be better off using a specialist product. Preferably water based.

[LDG]

:lol:

Baking spread :lol:

Awlful loob.

[Marc Overmars]

A mate of mine once didn't use any loob for butsecks and ended up snapping his banjo string.

[LDG]

You must have a tight anus.

[GP]

There's no part of that which sounds good.

[Marc Overmars]

You must have a tight anus.

:haha:

****.

[Letters]

Finally booked my NY Accomodation. :patrice:

Having seen some rather alarming things about airbnb
( http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/01/your-money/a-warning-for-airbnb-hosts-who-may-be-breaking-the-law.html?pagewanted=all&_r=2& )
basically, it's illegal to rent your place out for less than 30 days in NY because it means people can avoid tax and that, they're starting to crack down over there).
I decided to book a hotel in the end.
It's quite cheap, on the upper west side. I'm too scared to look up reviews although the overall review score wasn't bad.

[LDG]

Finally booked my NY Accomodation. :patrice:

Having seen some rather alarming things about airbnb
( http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/01/your-money/a-warning-for-airbnb-hosts-who-may-be-breaking-the-law.html?pagewanted=all&_r=2& )
basically, it's illegal to rent your place out for less than 30 days in NY because it means people can avoid tax and that, they're starting to crack down over there).
I decided to book a hotel in the end.
It's quite cheap, on the upper west side. I'm too scared to look up reviews although the overall review score wasn't bad.

The photos look nice :good:


http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/sbres/422.$plit/C_67_article_12479_body_articleblock0_bodyimage.jp g

[Letters]

:lol:

:(

Oh well, at least I won't get raped in my sleep like I would have had I gone via airbnb.

'Cept by MrsL of course ##

[Xhaka Can’t]

Stay out of the west side!

[LDG]

Stay out of the west side!

No diggity.

[Letters]

Stay out of the west side!

Do I need to buy a stab-proof vest? :(

[Marc Overmars]

Depends if you plan on going to Harlem.

Or better yet, The Bronx.

[Letters]

I went to Bronx Zoo one time.
It was rubbish <_<

Was out of season to be fair but still, the place was dead and there didn't seem to be many animals which should be the minimum requirement of a zoo.

[Letters]

I had to sack my east European cleaner today.
It took her four hours just to hoover the lounge.


Turns out she's a Slovak

:lol:

Popbitch :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

..

[LDG]

Flavoured toffees :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

When I was a kid, I was eating a really chewy toffee and it stuck so hard to my tooth when I opened my mouth it yanked the tooth out.

:upset:

[LDG]

I think i've eaten too many.

Feel little bit sick :(

[LDG]

FRIDAY!!!

:woohoo:

:beer:

[PGFC]

I think i've eaten too many.

Feel little bit sick :(

Wash them down with alcohol :good:

Going out tonight for a meal with the extended family :patrice: trouble is though I think it's at a Hungry Horse place :sick:

[LDG]

Wash them down with alcohol :good:

Going out tonight for a meal with the extended family :patrice: trouble is though I think it's at a Hungry Horse place :sick:

Hungry Ruud Van Nistlehorse :bow:

[PGFC]

Why the long face?

[LDG]

Why the long face?

Just had my dog put down :(

[Letters]

How did he smell?



Sorry :hug:

[LDG]

How did he smell?



Sorry :hug:

:haha:

Not really!!!

It's one of those sick joke things....

Horse walks into a bar

Barman says "why the long face"

Horse says "my Grandad just died"

etc etc

I just didn't want to use that unless someone really had just had a relative die, cause I'm nice like that.

And...

Ah.

Meh.

Fuck it.

[Letters]

:lol:

Aye, sorry. I didn't see the previous page.

[LDG]

You about for the Easter weekend fixture btw? Golden ticket from the missus etc?

Me and bruv are heading up :good:

[Letters]

Probably. Get your people to call my people, we'll do lunch.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Probably. Get your people to call my people, we'll do lunch.

http://content6.flixster.com/photo/14/05/19/14051976_ori.jpg

[Letters]

You're a funny guy...

[Marc Overmars]

Monday. :rolleyes:

Snow. :rolleyes:

[LDG]

Yeah, snowing here. Not settling though.

Worst kind of snow ever, tbf.

[PGFC]

Frankly this snow can f**k the f**k off, I'm bored with it now, I need some sunshine...

[Marc Overmars]

Pretty much.

Booked a little bit holiday to Ibiza this summer, so I'm pretty psyched for that.

[PGFC]

I'd like to go back to Ibiza, see how it's changed, can't believe it's been 26 years :oldboy:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The pope is to resign.

Wonder what he's been up to....

[Marc Overmars]

I'd like to go back to Ibiza, see how it's changed, can't believe it's been 26 years :oldboy:

I went when I was 18, we did all the GHELing you'd expect. It's a very nice place generally though.

A mate of mine has a villa out there, well his dad does anyway, so we got #decent mates rates.

[PGFC]

The pope is to resign.

Wonder what he's been up to....

His nuts in choirboys, possibly.

[GP]

The wanky Tottenham Hotspur when to Rome to see the pope...

So you can't really blame him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The pope is to resign.

Wonder what he's been up to....

Call up from 'Arry.

[Letters]

Sleet :lol:

Awful snow <_<

[LDG]

Chucking it down now.

And settling.

<_<

Just fuck off! :angry:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Call up from 'Arry.
Triffic Pope. Triffic attitude. I've been following him for a long time. Joey Jordan has been over to Italy to see him play, I tried to sign him at Spurs you know.

[Letters]

Has settled round my way but it's a pretty half-arsed effort tbh.

[LDG]

There was blossom appearing on the tree at the end of my road this morning....so not long now until Spring :dance:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Triffic Pope. Triffic attitude. I've been following him for a long time. Joey Jordan has been over to Italy to see him play, I tried to sign him at Spurs you know.

The Chairman is dealing with everyfink, I wouldn't know anything abaht that.

[GP]

The ultimate car-window interview...

http://www.dici.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/papamobile.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

[LDG]

Peter Odemwingie has just arrived in the vatican car park.

[Syn]

35 hrs and 24 mins since I last slept. Comfortably will (have to) do another 3 hours or so. Not even tired tbh because I'm fucking solid there's probably something wrong with me. When I hit the bed I'm going into a coma tbh. #prayforsin

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21420189

Mrs Letters came 21st :good:

[PGFC]

Mrs Letters came 21st :good:

Must have been some party...

[Hump]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21420189Mrs Letters came 21st :good:Can somebody post photos of the 20 so we can vote on what order we'd like to nail them?

[Marc Overmars]

For the last few days I've woken up 2 minutes before my alarm goes off. Nothing more annoying than thinking you still have some time to kip. <_<

[Letters]

Up past my bedtime last night what with MrsL's birthday meal.
Feel OK at the moment, will probably crash later.

[Marc Overmars]

Up past my bedtime last night what with MrsL's birthday meal.

##

[Letters]

:lol: I deliberately put meal to avoid a ##, and yet...

Also:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21433377

Macca :bow:

[LDG]

Fuckin Wednesday.

Grey.

Cold.

Sick of this shit!

[Injury Time]

Fuckin Wednesday.

Grey.

Cold.

Sick of this shit!
For the grey :console:http://reluctanthousedad.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/grecian2000beforeafter.jpg

[Cripps_orig]

I need a holiday.

Possible destinations? Somewhere abroad, not too hot, plenty of girls in skimpy clothes.

[LDG]

I need a holiday.

Possible destinations? Somewhere abroad, not too hot, plenty of girls in skimpy clothes.

You do know you need sun, and heat for them to wear skimpy clothes right??

Spain is your best bet, around April/May time. Not too hot, but sunny enough for some chicks.

[Injury Time]

I need a holiday.

Possible destinations? Somewhere abroad, not too hot, plenty of girls in skimpy clothes.
Magaluf /questions

[Cripps_orig]

My brother and his wife have gone travelling til September. They are planning on hitting the American scene this summer and have said we (my cousins and I) should come meet them at my Uncles in North Carolina and from there, Vegas, New York, Washington, Miami, San Francisco etc.

Sounds fun. Sounds expensive.

[Marc Overmars]

If you want to purely relax then Spain in May should be good. It's out of season so flights are cheaper, weather is not as scorching and there won't be much GHELing going on.

[LDG]

If you want to purely relax then Spain in May should be good. It's out of season so flights are cheaper, weather is not as scorching and there won't be much GHELing going on.

:gp:

Exactly what we're booking up.

[Xhaka Can’t]

:gp:

Exactly what we're booking up.

You're going on holiday with Cripps?

Should be really romantic.

[LDG]

You're going on holiday with Cripps?

Should be really romantic.

Fuck that shit!!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Fuck that shit!!

Too much information.

[milla]

:gp:

Exactly what we're booking up.

See you there matey!!! :coffee:

[Xhaka Can’t]

What a nightmare trip.

[LDG]

What a nightmare trip.

:(

[LDG]

Valentines day :rolleyes:

[Marc Overmars]

Had a card on the my desk this morning from '?'

WTF is this shit? We're not in school anymore.

I just hope it's not from the office gay.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Had a card on the my desk this morning from '?'

WTF is this shit? We're not in school anymore.

I just hope it's not from the office gay.

Doubtful.

You'd remember leaving a card on your desk.

[Marc Overmars]

Sometimes your words, they hurt.

[PGFC]

:haha:

[LDG]

:haha:

[LDG]

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/644457_10151718457924746_1934732778_n.jpg


Fair play from the Romanians :lol:

[GP]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ejtqfllmaz0gif/medium.gif

[Letters]

Had a card on the my desk this morning from '?'

WTF is this shit? We're not in school anymore.

I just hope it's not from the office gay.
Well? Who was it from?


And is it Friday yet?

[Marc Overmars]

Oh it's just from this girl who I banter with.

I'm probably going to have sex with her soon to be fair.

[LDG]

The day of Fri :bow:

Gonna get me drunk.

[Syn]

Sitting next to this Indian guy, beige suit, handlebar moustache - the works, on the train from kings cross. Didn't know exactly where he was going (address on his phone) so I felt obliged to tell him where roughly to go. Said he was on his way to an interview and then he wouldnt stfu, kept talking about finding a woman here because his wife back home is garbage. Getting off the train, he hands me his business card. No contact details, it just said his name, and 'international businessman'. Alpha as fuck. Thinking I was trolled for 45 mins. No way do these type of people exist, surely?

[LDG]

Sitting next to this Indian guy, beige suit, handlebar moustache - the works, on the train from kings cross. Didn't know exactly where he was going (address on his phone) so I felt obliged to tell him where roughly to go. Said he was on his way to an interview and then he wouldnt stfu, kept talking about finding a woman here because his wife back home is garbage. Getting off the train, he hands me his business card. No contact details, it just said his name, and 'international businessman'. Alpha as fuck. Thinking I was trolled for 45 mins. No way do these type of people exist, surely?

International businessman :lol:

I want to be one of them.

In fact. I reckon this dude is awesome. I like him already, and I've never met the fucker.

What was his name?

[GP]

International businessman :lol:

I want to be one of them.

In fact. I reckon this dude is awesome. I like him already, and I've never met the fucker.

What was his name?

http://laughbookca.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/ram-amandeep-1515.jpg

[Letters]

Sitting next to this Indian guy, beige suit, handlebar moustache - the works, on the train from kings cross. Didn't know exactly where he was going (address on his phone) so I felt obliged to tell him where roughly to go. Said he was on his way to an interview and then he wouldnt stfu, kept talking about finding a woman here because his wife back home is garbage. Getting off the train, he hands me his business card. No contact details, it just said his name, and 'international businessman'. Alpha as fuck. Thinking I was trolled for 45 mins. No way do these type of people exist, surely?
Cripps :bow:

[LDG]

:haha:

Sounds more like TEG tbf.

[Letters]

:lol: was the suit white?

In other news, MrsL made me a cake for Valentine's Day, I brought some in as we'll never eat it all ourselves.
A female colleague had some and was debating whether to as she said she's "getting fat again". Remembering when she was a bit larger I said:
"You're not as fat as you used to be"

:lol: It's a real head-scratcher that I was single for so long.

[Marc Overmars]

Burned. :lol:

[WMUG]

Letters the Ladies' Man :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

:haha: Nice work pal!

[Letters]

Might try that line on MrsL later :cool:

[LDG]

:haha:

I'm feelin so fucking good today for some reason. Can't wait to get blasted tonight. :dance:

:dancingman:

[Letters]

I've got a bit of a cold :(

[WMUG]

I've got little bit cold :(

Just fixed that for you :good:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

tickets for wicked booked :dance:

[Letters]

Meh. Didn't like that much. Everyone else seemed to though :shrug:

[LDG]

What's wicked precious?

[Injury Time]

My mate can't make it now, anybody want my spare, Norf Bank lower*


*yes next to me but its okay if you ignore me :upset:

[GP]

What's wicked precious?

Gay musical

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Might try that line on MrsL later :cool:
Do it whilst offering her pizza.

And make sure you cut a hole in the box.

Then you can act out some role playing. She can be Reeva....

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Evidently that comment scared everyone off. A few people probably threw up a little.

Understandable.

[LDG]

Evidently that comment scared everyone off. A few people probably threw up a little.

Understandable.

So's her face.

[GP]

So's her face.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hgln1VTe1qdn5lf.gif

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

So's her face.
BAM!

Said Letters as he....

[Letters]

So's her face.

:sarcy: ...

[Injury Time]

:popcorn:

[LDG]

:run:

I did mean Pistololorius' missus....

:haha:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Meh. Didn't like that much. Everyone else seemed to though :shrug:

why? i tried to get matilda but it was fully booked.

[Letters]

why? i tried to get matilda but it was fully booked.

I saw one of the previews and it wasn't quite ready - some of the effects didn't work properly. It was a bit too long and I didn't much like the music. It's run for ages though so it's clearly doing something right.
Matilda is brilliant.

[Injury Time]

>>>>>chumps lge next week<<<<
My mate can't make it now, anybody want my spare, Norf Bank lower*


*yes next to me but its okay if you ignore me :upset:

:cold: :tumbleweed:

[GP]

Just got a refund for mis-sold PPI. £1200. Nice surprise on a monday morning.

[LDG]

Bored.

[PGFC]

We should try to swindle GP out of his hard-earned £1200 <_< , don't tell him though.

[LDG]

GP. Can I borrow £1200.00 please?

[PGFC]

:popcorn:

[GP]

Sure.

[PGFC]

:patrice: I've got the money LDG, if you send me all your bank details I'll split it with you, less my admin fees of course.


For the record I'm boycotting the What next? Boycott? thread

[PGFC]

It was a Good Life though...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21498077

Richard Briers, dies aged 79

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:(

He was great.

[Cripps_orig]

He looks familiar. I never watched The Good Life so I don't recognise him from there. What else was he in?

[LDG]

Aww. That's sad. He was a brilliant actor.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He looks familiar. I never watched The Good Life so I don't recognise him from there. What else was he in?

You might have seen him in Monarch of the Glen. That was fairly recent.

He was also in Ever Decreasing Circles. :bow:

[PGFC]

He looks familiar. I never watched The Good Life so I don't recognise him from there. What else was he in?

He's been in just about everything from Dr Who to Holby City...mainly I loved him because he narrated Roobarb, he was the voice of Fiver in the Watership Down film too.

Ah, Ever Decreasing Circles, great series.

[Cripps_orig]

Watership Down :bow:

Although obviously I don't recognise him from that.

Probably Doctor Who.

Nevertheless RIP

[PGFC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4aVXeDg3U4

:bow:

[Letters]

It was a Good Life though...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21498077

Richard Briers, dies aged 79

Oh :(

Saw him on stage some time back with June Whitfield.

:rose:

[LDG]

Jeez. It's a bit nippy oot thar! :o

Few extra layers needed tonight then :cold:

[WMUG]

Muse :bow:

What a fucking night.

[PGFC]

You meet ILT there then?

[WMUG]

You meet ILT there then?

:lol:

Did see a guy in a wheelchair at the back, didn't pay too much attention, was kinda concentrating on not being killed. :d

[Letters]

That would have been ironical at a War Child gig

[LDG]

BORED!

[Letters]

You should try 3 days in a 'king workshop <_<

Wasn't too bad actually, and the lovely Mercedes from Spain was...lovely :loveblush:

[LDG]

You should try 3 days in a 'king workshop <_<

Wasn't too bad actually, and the lovely Mercedes from Spain was...lovely :loveblush:

I bet you'd love to benz her over.

:coney:

[Letters]

I would quite like to have sex with her, tbh. :unsure:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I would quite like to have sex with her, tbh. :unsure:

Up the exhaust pipe?

Remember to remove her fuel filler cap.

[LDG]

Up the exhaust pipe?

Remember to remove her fuel filler cap.

Don't be silly. You know what he's like. He'll be laying straight into the back doors with all of his fury.

[PGFC]

:d like Mini-Me on speed...

[Letters]

<_<

Sadly now I'm a married man my playa days are over


:cool:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Don't be silly. You know what he's like. He'll be laying straight into the back doors with all of his fury.
Makes sure the seatbelts are on before he starts off with the dirty talk.

"Can I talk to you about our Lord, Jesus Christ? Because you're going to be screaming his name pretty soon. ##"

[Letters]

Yeah. Anyway...


Morning. Why won't it stop not being Friday? :(

[LDG]

This week has flown by, tbh.

Started gymming in the morning, as apposed to after work, as I'm having to stay later and later.

I don't like it, and nor do my poor leggies.

On the plus side, I'm getting ripped to fuck.

[Letters]

The last 3 days have flown by tbh, the workshop was good and actually filled with productive discussion rather than :blah:
The end of it yesterday though did feel a bit like the end of the week. And it isn't.
Oh well, nearly there.

[GP]

Fat is the new ripped, tbh.

[Letters]

Fat is the new ripped, tbh.
:gp:

That said, I really must lose some weight before my holiday in May. :(

[Marc Overmars]

Going back to glorious MK this weekend, apparently my dad has done up my room and pretty much erased all history that I lived there. :upset:

[GP]

Seriously, how good is toast?

Bloody love it.

[Letters]

Toast is awlsome tbh.

[GP]

People try telling me that toast isn't proper dinner food, but I just punch them in the neck.

[Master Splinter]

Toast is awlsome for the few seconds it remains hot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

People try telling me that toast isn't proper dinner food, but I just punch them in the neck.

Why not the face?

[GP]

Why not the face?

I only do that when they try telling me that curry isn't breakfast food.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't know why you'd want to be associated with these people anyway in fairness.

[LDG]

Curry on toast :bow:

[Letters]

Curry on toast :bow:

You're an idiot.



Someone unfriended me on FB this morning because I made a (brilliant, frankly) joke about Pistorius.
Silly little girl who's besotted by him and has spent the last week going "laa laa laa can't hear you" at the coverage of the whole sorry affair.

[GP]

Disgusting the way the murdering drug-cheat has been treated.

[GP]

Two chinks walk into a bar.

The Barman says 'Why the same face?'

[Letters]

This week has flown by, tbh.

Started gymming in the morning, as apposed to after work, as I'm having to stay later and later.

I don't like it, and nor do my poor leggies.

On the plus side, I'm getting ripped to fuck.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/abs-indicate-that-you-are-a-moron-2013022060452

##

[Letters]

AdLOLf:

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2013/0222/breaking20.html

[LDG]

FUCKING WANKERS!!!! :fury:

Come on 5.30 :pray:

[Marc Overmars]

I should really stop smoking when out drinking.

[Letters]

FUCKING WANKERS!!!! :fury:

Who are?

:popcorn:

[PGFC]

:popcorn:

[Cripps_orig]

Who are?

:popcorn:
People who smoke while out drinking?

[Marc Overmars]

:upset:

I thought we were friends.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MO is GW's Premier GHEL.

[LDG]

I should really stop smoking when out drinking.

Nearly 11 months off the cigs for me. Not one drag. :d

I would dearly love to smoke again though :lol:

[LDG]

Who are?

:popcorn:

People at work who give you the wrong information, or flat out don't tell you....and then you fuck something up which could have been avoided....and then you get the fuckin blame for it!!

I'm gonna go all fuckin whiskey on them :threaten:

[Letters]

You should go all Oscar Pistorious
"I thought you were an intruder..."

[PGFC]

Nearly 11 months off the cigs for me. Not one drag. :d

I would dearly love to smoke again though :lol:

It gets better after time, I only miss it every other day now, after 15 years :)

[Marc Overmars]

Nearly 11 months off the cigs for me. Not one drag. :d

I would dearly love to smoke again though :lol:

I used to have 2-3 on a night out, especially at Uni. Stopped for ages but recently started doing it again, never done it sober but then most of the stupid things I do happen when shitfaced. :lol:

Feel awful in the mornings though, reeking of smoke.

[LDG]

It gets better after time, I only miss it every other day now, after 15 years :)

Smoking, not sex, right??

[PGFC]

Smoking, not sex, right??

giving up smoking was easy after giving up sex <_<

[Marc Overmars]

I went out in Essex last night.

:sick:

[LDG]

I went out in Essex last night.

:sick:

That's proper GHELing.

[WMUG]

I went out in Essex last night.

:sick:

Ration of oompa-loompas to humans?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Ration of oompa-loompas to humans?

Now that really would be a scandal.

Oompa Loompa burgers.

[WMUG]

Defender handles in the box.

Ball falls to striker who's in on goal. Play advantage.

Striker takes shot, saved by keeper.

Bring back for penalty or not?

[Marc Overmars]

No because the advantage was the shot that was allowed to be taken.