"Currants Bw..."

[WMUG]

Thought so.

Ahh the joys of being a ref.

Where's de advaahn'idge? 'ahs da' no' a penooh'ee?

[GP]

Beats me why anyone would want to be a ref.

[Letters]

Beats me why anyone would want to be a ref.
WMUG must be a wanker :shrug:

[GP]

WMUG must be a wanker :shrug:

Was that ever in doubt? :shrug:

[Letters]

Ukulele wanker!

[WMUG]

There are worse ways to make less money :shrug:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Beats me why anyone would want to be a ref.

The glamour and the girls.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Beats me why anyone would want to be a ref.

unless you are mike dean. then you become a ref to piss off arsenal fans.


the ****

[GP]

I really want to go to Pripyat.

[Letters]

I really want to go to Pripyat.

*googles*

Looks nice.

I'm posting this on my new iPad btw. I say 'my', I mean the great British tax-payers ##

[LDG]

Manflu <_<

Been coughing all fucking night :angry:

Fuck work. I'm staying in bed.

[Marc Overmars]

Monday. :rolleyes:

Cold. :rolleyes:

Rain. :rolleyes:

[Letters]

Manflu <_<

Been coughing all fucking night :angry:

Fuck work. I'm staying in bed.
I said no tongues...

##

[GP]

*googles*

Looks nice.



:lol:

Well, no.

But it's an interesting place.

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah it would be quite cool to check out a ghost town.

As long as I wasn't infected by the remains of the blast...

[Letters]

Yeah it would be quite cool to check out a ghost town.

As long as I wasn't infected by the remains of the blast...
You might get super-powers though.

[Letters]

No email all day :rolleyes:
Our server support people are all kinds of shit.

[PGFC]

Balloon rides, terrible presents...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21584413


British, French and Japanese nationals are reported to be among 19 tourists killed in a hot air balloon crash near the southern Egyptian city of Luxor.

[Letters]

:(

[Marc Overmars]

This weather needs to kindly do one now.

[Letters]

This weather needs to kindly do one now.Innit.

It's adding 'grey and miserable' to cold today <_<

Day 2 of Email outage here :rolleyes: It was working when I got in (came in early for a conference call) but has now ground to a halt.
Not. Very. Good :angry:

[LDG]

Still feeling like guff. Got so much to do at work too :(

Wonder what shite I can find to watch today :rolleyes:

[Marc Overmars]

Had my Paypal account hacked, some cheeky **** transferred £550 to his account. When I got the alert on my phone I hit the roof! After calling up Paypal I'm covered for things like this thankfully, nothing has been processed yet and they've advised me to cancel my direct debit with them so nothing goes through.

So I've spent my lunch break pretty much changing every password and security question I have on various sites. Had to jot all of them down because I'll never remember. :lol:

[PGFC]

Disgraceful the way Letters treats people from here :sulk:

[Letters]

PayPal :lol:
Awlful security

That's pretty crap but at least they caught it and you've not lost out. I remember being quite impressed with Barclays when I bought a computer and they called me to check it was legitimate as it's not every day that sort of money goes out of my account.

[Syn]

PayPal :lol:
Awlful security

That's pretty crap but at least they caught it and you've not lost out. I remember being quite impressed with Barclays when I bought a computer and they called me to check it was legitimate as it's not every day that sort of money goes out of my account.

And then you bought those Olympics tickets and they never bothered to verify a transaction since. If he's insane enough to piss away money like that, maybe he did spend £600 on an ipad, they thought.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And yet they haven't stopped you from buying a season ticket every year?

[GP]

Jim'll Paint It...


http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

[Letters]

And yet they haven't stopped you from buying a season ticket every year?

No, you're allowed to rob yourself :(

[Marc Overmars]

PayPal :lol:
Awlful security

That's pretty crap but at least they caught it and you've not lost out. I remember being quite impressed with Barclays when I bought a computer and they called me to check it was legitimate as it's not every day that sort of money goes out of my account.

My inbox was also bombed with thousands of spam emails when the transaction was made. The Paypal guy said the hacker probably did it so the transaction email you get when funds are sent got lost in the bombardment, so I wouldn't realise there had been activity. Lucky I had the app on my phone to send alerts otherwise I wouldn't have known right away.

Pretty pissed off but also little bit bemused, as my password and security question were fairly sound. Fuck knows how the **** managed to do it. My passwords on other sites were the same so I've changed them all now. Wake up call tbh.

Paypal really ought to have additional security measures when logging in, you'd never get into an online banking service with just a password for example.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Pretty pissed off but also little bit bemused, as my password and security question were fairly sound. Fuck knows how the **** managed to do it. My passwords on other sites were the same so I've changed them all now. Wake up call tbh.



1luvbumsex isn't that hard to crack tbf.

[Marc Overmars]

Do you enjoy picking on people half your age?

[GP]

1luvbumsex isn't that hard to crack tbf.

Neither is his bum haha lol jk

[Letters]

Jim'll Paint It...


http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/


Dear Jim,

Please paint me Bill Oddie running away with spit the dog whilst Bob Carolgees is busy buying an ice cream on a Blackpool Pier. Bill is wearing a bandit mask and is understandably pleased with himself.

Thanks,

Steven

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f280a38595e06ddf9d7e3f25f6630c5/tumblr_min7mifCX81s6ylubo1_500.jpg

:haha:

[LDG]

Day 3 off sick. Getting really fucked off now.

[Marc Overmars]

I'm feeling pretty shit as well. Hope it clears up for Friday as there's a big night out planned.

[LDG]

Not like me at all to be off this long.

Hope it's not AIDS cancer :(

[PGFC]

My boy's not well either :( it's space flu from that Russian meteorite, we're all doomed.

[Marc Overmars]

Wish I could just pack this shit up and go traveling. <_<

[Injury Time]

Not like me at all to be off this long.

Hope it's not AIDS cancer :(
Have you annoyed Lettuce recently? :rose:

[GP]

http://www.viddler.com/embed/70d1d214/?f=1&offset=0&autoplay=0&secret=48017121&disablebranding=0

:upset:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Man, that was beautiful. (no homo)

[Letters]

http://www.viddler.com/embed/70d1d214/?f=1&offset=0&autoplay=0&secret=48017121&disablebranding=0

:upset:
Aww. If Arsenal lose on Sunday we'll just say we were doing something similar...

[Letters]

Not like me at all to be off this long.

Hope it's not AIDS cancer :(
Sorry if I infected you.
I worked through my cold though, you fanny. #justsayin'

[LDG]

Sorry if I infected you.
I worked through my cold though, you fanny. #justsayin'

Cheeky shitbag.

Doubt it was you, unless you had high fever and chest infection, in which case you were a cunny for venturing out of the house and infecting everyone else.

[PGFC]

Sunshine :faint:

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, quite nice today.

March 1st tomorrow, roll on spring. :dance:

[LDG]

so nice getting out of the house, but feel so shite. Plus side, everyone is staying well clear of me in the office today :dance:

[Marc Overmars]

Ginger beer.

Yay or nay?

[PGFC]

:patrice: Yay

[LDG]

Ginger beer.

Yay or nay?

I think you know the answer to that.

[GP]

Ginger beer.

Yay or nay?

Homophobe

[Xhaka Can’t]

I have a whole month of looking at Gervinho coming up.

[Marc Overmars]

That's pretty bad because not only is he shit, he's an ugly fucker as well.

Do you even have Bif Sexy to look forward to?

[Marc Overmars]

Went for dinner tonight at this BBQ joint called Pitt Cue, anyone been there before? It's just off Carnaby Street.

I must say, their ribs and chicken wings are little bit special.

[GP]

Tiny little place on the corner?

2nd best ribs I've ever had.

[Letters]

I think my niece took me there, or somewhere that sounds like it. Was #decent

[LDG]

I've not been there :(

[GP]

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn13991-horror-frog-breaks-own-bones-to-produce-claws.html

:sick:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

saw Wicked. was bloody awesome tbh.

letters :pal:

[Marc Overmars]

Tiny little place on the corner?

2nd best ribs I've ever had.

Yep really small place, only seats around 20-30 people I think. Certainly one of the best finds I've made in central London tbf.

I would like to know what you deem to be the best ribs. :popcorn:

[Xhaka Can’t]

The ones you enjoy with fava beans and a nice chianti.

[PGFC]

Mmm...Liver :)

[LDG]

Yuk.

I hate liver. It's the only food I just cannot eat. Urgh.

Not even human ones.

[GP]

Yep really small place, only seats around 20-30 people I think. Certainly one of the best finds I've made in central London tbf.

I would like to know what you deem to be the best ribs. :popcorn:

Best ribs I've had were on a ranch in Arizona. Authentic.

[PGFC]

Yuk.

I hate liver. It's the only food I just cannot eat. Urgh.

Not even human ones.

Pan-fried calves liver, food of God.

[LDG]

Pan-fried calves liver, food of God.

:sick:

[Marc Overmars]

No hangover. :dance:

Left over chinese food at 3am does the trick.

[LDG]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21640347

:lol:

I want one!

[LDG]

That 3 advert with the pony dance :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

What's a good website for cheap holidays?

[Marc Overmars]

Monarch is not bad from what I remember when last browsing.

[LDG]

I use onthebeach. #decent

Also.

:crying:

:ilt:

Arsenal :censored:

[Letters]

What's a good website for cheap holidays?
airbnb

<_<

[Letters]

I use onthebeach. #decent

Also.

:crying:

:ilt:

Arsenal :censored:
Was sure we'd lose so didn't watch.

Me :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Quite nice today, weather is supposed to be #decent all week.

Arsenal. :lol:

I remember them.

[PGFC]

Morning.

There really is no escaping from the #baleandspudspressledwankfest <_<

oh, and the weather from Wedneday onwards will be shit too.

Happy fucking days indeed.

[Marc Overmars]

Hey bros, I'm going to the evening celebration of a mates wedding but it doesn't state it's a black tie event, in fact makes no mention of a dress code.

Can I get away with a suit and open collar?

[Letters]

There really is no escaping from the #baleandspudspressledwankfest <_<.
Yes there is.
I got a Metro this morning, didn't look at the Sports pages :shug: #simples.

[Letters]

Hey bros, I'm going to the evening celebration of a mates wedding but it doesn't state it's a black tie event, in fact makes no mention of a dress code.

Can I get away with a suit and open collar?
Yeah.

[PGFC]

Yes.

[LDG]

Fuck it.

Feeling so shit, I just booked a holiday to cheer myself up.

[Marc Overmars]

Awesome.

Counting down the days to my holiday, 4 months is a long time. :(

[PGFC]

I'm feeling quite shit, can you book me one too?

[LDG]

I'm feeling quite shit, can you book me one too?

Ok.

*internets stuff*

Congratulations, you're going on a fully paid holiday to The Emirates Stadium, in London!

[LDG]

Awesome.

Counting down the days to my holiday, 4 months is a long time. :(

We fly off in 9 weeks! :dance:

[PGFC]

Ok.

*internets stuff*

Congratulations, you're going on a fully paid holiday to The Emirates Stadium, in London!

:( I was hoping for Sarfend.

[Marc Overmars]

Looking forward to Easter though, plus the 2 May bank holidays. :dance:

[Letters]

I'm looking forward to our holiday at the end of May.
Rome then a cruise.
And NY in September.
Hurrah!

[LDG]

Cool.

Hols in May
IOW Festival in June
Half days on all Fridays in July
Hols in Sept

Summer :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Turkish Delight.

Yay or nay?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:sick:

[PGFC]

Certainly not the Cadburys/Frys stuff, the real stuff is ok.

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-21654930

:lol:

:bow:

[PGFC]

Flavs said he had a new job :bow:

[LDG]

Flavs said he had a new job :bow:

Nananananananananananana Bamtan!!

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21658256

:haha:

:pal:

[Cripps_orig]

Am I the only one in the world who has no idea what the fuck a Harlem shake is?

[Marc Overmars]

I can't get that tune of my head.

That and the Fleetwood Mac song. Dancing pony. :bow:

[LDG]

Dancing Pony :bow:

:haha:

Love it.

[Letters]

I can't get that tune of my head.
I'm just listening to it - the original 'song' I mean. It doesn't have a tune. Or words.
It's not in any sense a song, it's just a load of noise.

#gettingold.

[GP]

I'm just listening to it - the original 'song' I mean. It doesn't have a tune. Or words.
It's not in any sense a song, it's just a load of noise.

#gettingold.

You'll love dubstep then.

[Letters]

Gawd bless 'er :bow:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21659635

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

She knows her son is a slobbering moron, she's determined to outlive him and make sure he doesn't get the throne. Good for her i hope she lives at least as long as her mum.

[Syn]

Your daughter (nsfw):

http://ircimg.net/viewer/15566/

[LDG]

I think you will find that is Ji Sung Park.

[Letters]

It's warm out there :o

Spring :bow:

[LDG]

:dance:

Going for a walk in my shirtsleeves at lunch.

Fuck off winter :pal:

[Letters]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2287782/Holy-cluck-Church-unlikely-tourist-attraction-hundreds-flock-CHICKEN-face.html

:haha:

Awlsome.

[Marc Overmars]

It's warm out there :o

Spring :bow:

A rather scorching 10 degrees. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Despite having a beanie hat and a raincoat on, it still wasn't enough to make me sweat outside. :lol:

Oop norf. :bow:

[Syn]

Ladies that get giddy at the sight of a little sun and decide to wear a dress only to find out that actually it's not that warm and then are cold and keep shutting the window even though the rest of us alphas are too warm. You're on notice. Won't be long until I'll have to smear my sweaty cock all over the lever as a deterrent. Then I will win.

[GP]

You'll never win. It's time you faced that reality.

[Marc Overmars]

On the plus side, we can stare at their assets which are inevitably on show in this weather.

[Marc Overmars]

The downside to the weather though, is that is brings out those wankers driving their cars with the window down and shit music playing.

[LDG]

Still can't shift this fucking cold. It's a right ****.

Whole office has been laid low with it.

Kept getting the piss taken out of me for having three days off sick, until everyone had to do the same thing. It's a right bastard.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I've just been awarded a £4 a year pay increase right out of the blue!!!!!

:Woohoo:

[GP]

What will you spend it on?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Three Easter eggs at Sainsburys, and then I'm going to blow the rest of it.

[LDG]

You should put most of it into a high yeild bond.

[Letters]

I've just been awarded a £4 a year pay increase right out of the blue!!!!!

:Woohoo:
Do you want to buy 2 Arsenal season tickets?

[LDG]

What happened to Charlie btw?

[Xhaka Can’t]

I give up.

What happened to him?

[LDG]

<_<

[GP]

What happened to Charlie btw?

A team of medical experts can't even answer that.

[Injury Time]

I've just been awarded a £4 a year pay increase right out of the blue!!!!!

:Woohoo:
Show off, more than I'll get*

*again <_<

[LDG]

I'm such an awlsome cook.

That is all.

[GP]

I'm such an awlsome cock.



lolz

[Xhaka Can’t]

GP loves the LDG.

[GP]

:gp:

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/682_10152630141140344_791586813_n.jpg

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Apparently Hugo Chavez has died.

George Galloway will be gutted.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

What happened to Charlie btw?

His spellcheck button left him for another poster :rose:

OK, OK :getcoat:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Apparently Hugo Chavez has died.

George Galloway will be gutted.

9 tenths of Venezuela won't be. . .

[Xhaka Can’t]

You'd have loved Mr. B.

[PGFC]

Apparently Hugo Chavez has died.

Have they blamed the Americans yet?

[LDG]

:wave:

Utd :pal:

Made me feel better anyway :shrug:

[Letters]

Shadenfreude :bow:

Arsenal the PL's only CL representatives then :patrice:


:unsure:

[LDG]

How awlsome would it be to GP Bayern next week.

By GP, I mean 0-3

GP :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

One of these days we'll win a game 3-0. No time like the present.

[LDG]

Win the ECL, come 5th, Spuds come 4th. :pray:

[LDG]

Tea :bow:

Biscuits :bow:

Feeling normal again :bow:

Nearly the weekend :bow:

[Letters]

<_< Not impressed with things at work.
My contract expires in less than a month, they keep saying it will be renewed and I'm sure it will but I've heard nothing from HR.
It's a pretty crappy way to treat people.

[GP]

I had no idea you worked for Arsenal.

[Marc Overmars]

The one time Gazidis is right...

[GP]

:cold:

[Letters]

I'll sign da ting if they give it to me :angry:


:upset:

[Syn]

Press conference at 7pm.

[PGFC]

I'll sign da ting if they give it to me :angry:


:upset:

I bet you swerved away from the cake stand eh?

[Marc Overmars]

We've got some newbies starting today. It's funny how tentative they are, while the rest of us don't give a fuck. They'll soon learn.

[LDG]

We've got some newbies starting today. It's funny how tentative they are, while the rest of us don't give a fuck. They'll soon learn.

You can get away with stealing their lunch too :good:

[PGFC]

We've got some newbies starting today. It's funny how tentative they are, while the rest of us don't give a fuck. They'll soon learn.

I bet they're putting too much salt on the fries too.

[Letters]

My son was thrown out of school
today for letting a girl in his
class wank him off.

I sat him down and said "Son,
that's three schools this year.
Maybe teaching isn't for you."

:haha:

Popbitch :bow:

[GP]

Crazed Gunman Critically Injures 4

http://www.theonion.com/articles/crazed-gunman-critically-injures-3,31570/

[LDG]

:lol:

Also

Friday :dance:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

We've got some newbies starting today. It's funny how tentative they are, while the rest of us don't give a fuck. They'll soon learn.

Give it a week. . .and they will be telling you ro wipe your own arse

[Letters]

Crazed Gunman Critically Injures 4

http://www.theonion.com/articles/crazed-gunman-critically-injures-3,31570/

Michael Stabbingvictim :lol:


And yes. Friday :patrice:
No Arsenal game! :dance:

[Letters]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-mauled-death-lion-sex-1746201?

:lol:

Darwin Award nominee du jour.

[PGFC]

http://www.whtimes.co.uk/news/lego_terminates_promotional_deal_with_the_sun_foll owing_campaign_by_welwyn_garden_city_man_opposed_t o_topless_page_3_girls_1_1970004


Lego terminates promotional deal with The Sun following campaign by Welwyn Garden City man opposed to topless Page 3 girls

Get.

Out.

More.

:rolleyes:

[Marc Overmars]

Friday. :dance:

Although tonight will be quiet. Takeaway and Batman marathon. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pub tonight.

We're going to be joined by a Spud though. :sick:

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.whtimes.co.uk/news/lego_terminates_promotional_deal_with_the_sun_foll owing_campaign_by_welwyn_garden_city_man_opposed_t o_topless_page_3_girls_1_1970004



Get.

Them.

Out.

More.

:rolleyes:

Fixed your post.

[PGFC]

:good: Much better :titsup:

[LDG]

Boobs :bow:

Jubblies :bow:

Wabblers :bow:

Baps :bow:

Tits :bow:

Bristols :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

NSFW.... sort of.

http://i.imgur.com/qdN74Rd.jpg

It has since been removed...

:haha:

[Letters]

Mum? :o

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Yoqvenfxs

[LDG]

:banghead:

How much longer!? :(

Need a beer!!

[Letters]

I'm going to make like a tree and get out of here..

[LDG]

I'm going to make like a tree and get out of here..

As they say in Russia.....St Petersburg

[Injury Time]

Arsenals new Head of Finance revealed:tight c#%t (http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/showbiz/4819487/woman-with-the-worlds-strongest-vagina.html)

[Xhaka Can’t]

:haha:

[Syn]

Happy Mother's Day!!!

[Ollie the Optimist]

Hello :wave:

[Letters]

Happy Mother's Day!!!

Thanks


:unsure:

[LDG]

Gettin fucking cold out again :(

[Injury Time]

Gettin fucking cold out again :(

Mrs playin hard to get huh?

[Letters]

FAO GP:

http://www.wowcher.co.uk/email-deals/travel/deal-37508-detail/189pp-instead-239pp-lupine-travel-2-night-kiev/deal.html?c=21&ito=wowcher_email_0115&auth=T41AD0BF1E65A0DEDEE357EBFB35B2E059959A4E96457 90C80C383F619BCBB2E4&p=link_4

##

[GP]

That reminds me, I heard an AWESOME joke...

Why shouldn't you wear shorts in Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout...

:cool:

[Injury Time]

Gerrard awlsome negotiator no yellow for blatant fouls

[LDG]

:cold:

[PGFC]

'Tis, that wind is brutal, no Spring yet :(

[LDG]

Yeah. My face looked like I'd just had botox done when I walked in the door this morning <_<

This can't last too much longer, surely :(

[GP]

Global warming :rolleyes:

[Letters]

People who don't understand what climate change means :rolleyes:

[Letters]

Snowing quite hard out there right now :upset:

[PGFC]

:pal: No snow here, yet :(

[Letters]

Stopped now.

:cold: out there though :(

[LDG]

Can't wait for my run tonight :upset:

[Cripps_orig]

Great weather today :bow:

Dreading summer though

[Letters]

Great weather today :bow:
Yes. You definitely like it like this and definitely aren't WUMming.



Howling wind here :upset:

[Cripps_orig]

I do prefer this to the heat tbh.

Far easier to stay warm in cold weather than it is to stay cool in hot weather.

[Letters]

I don't like it too hot but the snow and howling, biting wind can **** right off :(

[Xhaka Can’t]

When the weather is at extremes, I prefer cold to heat every time.

[LDG]

When the weather is at extremes, I prefer cold to heat every time.

Agreed.

You can normally warm up. But getting cool is another matter.

A comfortable 23 degrees in the sun is perfect weather though.

[Marc Overmars]

It's the wind really that's the killer.

Time for spring to come home.

[LDG]

Gotta head out to the bank at lunch too, which means a 20 minute walk to town :cold:

[Cripps_orig]

I know how you feel.

Have to go to the bank and to get Breaking Dawn Part 2 on DVD today.

[GP]

When the weather is at extremes, I prefer cold to heat every time.

I agree.

Luckily the UK never reaches either extreme.

[LDG]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britain-gets-24-hour-music-amnesty-2013031162243

:lol:

[Injury Time]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britain-gets-24-hour-music-amnesty-2013031162243

:lol:
The Letters Interview was interesting too http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/lots-of-lazy-bastards-have-jobs-2012120652158

[Letters]

:p

I haven't got every Robbie Williams album

<_<

[Syn]

Older folk - GB, Letters....is this the worst time to be alive? What a fucking shambles. Fuck this gay earth.

[LDG]

Syn, we're fucked. Basically.

[Syn]

It's just so shit, I'm not being all emo and aliasish. I thought before that if we all weren't skint, it'd all be ok. Not any more. Self-interest is everything now - even when we're poor. When we get rich the problem will only worsen.

Need to get a MJ skin transplant and move to Moscow ASAP.

[Injury Time]

It's just so shit, I'm not being all emo and aliasish. I thought before that if we all weren't skint, it'd all be ok. Not any more. Self-interest is everything now - even when we're poor. When we get rich the problem will only worsen.

Need to get a MJ skin transplant and move to Moscow ASAP.
Can you be a bit more specific with your ramblings kthxbi

[Letters]

It's just so shit, I'm not being all emo and aliasish. I thought before that if we all weren't skint, it'd all be ok. Not any more. Self-interest is everything now - even when we're poor. When we get rich the problem will only worsen.

Need to get a MJ skin transplant and move to Moscow ASAP.
I think this is better than living in the 40s and getting bombed to shit, or the Victorian era and dying of consumption at 25.
So no, this isn't the worst time to be alive.
We have iPads ffs, we're living in the future - I set my Sky+ box from it the other day. I was in my front room, granted, but still.

[Letters]

:cold:

Oh dear God it was cold at football last night. :upset:

And I fell over and scraped my leg. *sniff*

:crying:

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i79/mlle_satine/samir%20nasri/cupfinal.jpg

[PGFC]

:d

Still cold.

[LDG]

That wind was worse than yesterday morning :cold:

[Letters]

'king freezing out there.

Did I mention I hurt my leg? :upset:

[LDG]

I wore a hat this morning.

I'm usually double hard. Never wear hats.

This morning. Fuck that shit.

[Marc Overmars]

Very deceptive weather tbh. The sun is trying to poke through but the wind is ridiculously cold.

[GP]

Not even gonna leave the house today

[Xhaka Can’t]

Not even gonna leave the house today

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59316000/jpg/_59316670_010947795-1.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

Got my first dentist appointment in years later.

Might get my teeth whitened as well. :handbags:

[Letters]

My leg hurts, thanks for asking :(

[LDG]

:pal:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I bet it was a hilarious sight.

[Letters]

I bet it was a hilarious sight.
Who fell over?

I did :upset:

It was a Liverpool fan who completely wrong-footed me and caused me to slip, too. <_<

I presume you're all secretly collecting for a get well soon card.

[GP]

We've had a whip round to buy you some dignity.

[Marc Overmars]

My teeth are pretty good and the dentist said whitening them would be a waste of money.

The dentist is also a hot Polish chick.

I think I'll go more regularly now and also masturbate over her.

[Cripps_orig]

I remember having to have 7 teeth taken out. A half hour and be home on the same day job took hours and an overnight stay in hospital.

Haven't been to a dentist since

Anyway not cold today. Summer is here :(

[LDG]

I think I'll go more regularly now and also masturbate over her.

You sure that's appropriate at the dentist. Other people have to sit in that chair you know....

[PGFC]

We've had a whip round to buy you some dignity.

:haha: If Nine had still been around we could have got you some self-respect too.

[Injury Time]

Cardiff v stoke 1979 match on itv4 now...

[Injury Time]

Cardiff v stoke 1979 match on itv4 now...

Tbf quality goals from stoke....and a nice dive from Cardiff forward for a pen

[Injury Time]

Crooks the division 2 poacher :haha:

:tumbleweed:

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-21753342


A charity worker has been sacked after his bosses saw footage of him wrestling a shark in Australia while he was on sick leave for stress.

:pal:

[LDG]

Nice day :d

Come on spring! :dance:

[Letters]

Aye, this is a bit more like it.
Winter :pal:

[LDG]

I've been so busy, I'd forgotten we're playing tonight :o

First time that's ever happened. How much does that say about the way things are now :(

[Letters]

I've been so busy, I'd forgotten we're playing tonight :o

First time that's ever happened. How much does that say about the way things are now :(
I thought we were playing last night. Was quite impressed with us till I realised I was watching Barca :(

Not sure I'll bother tonight.

[Injury Time]

:bow: me for not having Sky and no highlight programme on itv :patrice:

[Marc Overmars]

I'll miss the first half but should be back in time for the 2nd. Emotional night, the last time Wenget will leads us out in the CL.

[WMUG]

Going to China for 6 months. Kcoolbye.

[Injury Time]

I'll miss the first half but should be back in time for the 2nd. Emotional night, the last time Wenget will leads us out in the CL.

I can see it now the Champions League music replaced by The Last Post :upset: :rose:

[Injury Time]

Going to China for 6 months. Kcoolbye.
Sweatshop owners :rolleyes:

[GP]

Sweetshop owners ##

:savile:

[Syn]

Going to China for 6 months. Kcoolbye.

lol just LOL at chinabros. But I reckon I could survive on the Chinese diet tbh. Those guys live until they're 200.

[LDG]

lol just LOL at chinabros. But I reckon I could survive on the Chinese diet tbh. Those guys live until they're 200.

All they eat is deep fried stuff though innit. How they get away with it, I'll never know :sulk:

[Syn]

Inscrutable IMO.

[Ollie the Optimist]

a week of getting up at lunchtime, going to uni at 5 and home by 10.

i can see why students love this life. fucking easy

[PGFC]

So 'Hairy Monster' wasn't an attempt at an ironic monicker then...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21772616


Dave Lee Travis, the ex-Radio 1 DJ and Top of the Pops presenter, has been arrested over further claims of sexual offences, Scotland Yard has confirmed.

[Marc Overmars]

What's with all these weird and pointless snow flurries?

[Letters]

What's with all these weird and pointless snow flurries?
Innit. Was at lunch earlier and it snowed its face off for about 5 minutes then stopped and was all sunny again.

Lousy Smarch weather :cold:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

A new Chief Kiddie Fiddler has been elected :popcorn:

[Letters]

A new Chief Kiddie Fiddler has been elected :popcorn:

Am not :sulk:

[Injury Time]

A new Chief Kiddie Fiddler has been erected :##:
:yikes: :run:
:coney: