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Shaqiri Is Boss
13-03-2013, 07:13 PM
An Argentinian. :faint:

Aw yeah. Taking on the Holy Roman Empire for the Falklands, Age of Empires-style. :popcorn:

dazthegooner
14-03-2013, 04:11 AM
As I've out of work for just over a year have to start a two year work programe, registered last week handed in my CV... It includes.

Carlson Wagon-lits (Admin/ticketer)
Ayscough Business tvl (Senior Rail consultant)
Eurostar UK (Help desk analyst)

And what do the suggest?

Waiter.
Hotel staff. And wait for this one... Carer!

All at the great wage of £6.19 an hour the last time I was getting that money was 18 years ago. :angry:

PGFC
14-03-2013, 08:08 AM
Check, please!

Letters
14-03-2013, 09:17 AM
Check, please!

:haha:

Waiter. Awesome.

LDG
14-03-2013, 09:26 AM
A new Chief Kiddie Fiddler has been elected :popcorn:

The Vatican have hailed a new pope.

Funny that "Hailed Pope" is an anagram of paedophile.

PGFC
14-03-2013, 09:27 AM
Habemus Papam, the Sun's shining and regardless of the braying donkeys in AD we actually won 0-2 last night, happy Thursday!! :good:

Marc Overmars
14-03-2013, 10:06 AM
Day off today. :dance:

Although it's not much of a day off, a mate of mine has started his own advertising company to produce leaflets and fliers etc for businesses. He hasn't got anyone to deliver them though so I've stepped in to help. I don't envy the kid who he gets though, 35 quid for 1000 houses, that's just slave labour.

Letters
14-03-2013, 10:14 AM
I don't envy the kid who he gets though, 35 quid for 1000 houses, that's just slave labour.

Daz :bow:

PGFC
14-03-2013, 10:20 AM
Daz :bow:

He does have travel experience :good:

LDG
14-03-2013, 10:41 AM
He does have travel experience :good:

And being a waiter has to help in this field too, tbf.

Xhaka Can’t
14-03-2013, 11:07 AM
You guys are a bunch of shortsighted ****s.

When you are incontinent, I hope you are more respectful when he's changing your nappy.

LDG
14-03-2013, 11:11 AM
You guys are a bunch of shortsighted ****s.

When you are incontinent, I hope you are more respectful when he's changing your nappy.

You first old man.

Letters
14-03-2013, 11:18 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4839489/Amsterdam-oldest-prostitutes-twins-aged-70-announce-retirement.html

Coney :pal:

PGFC
14-03-2013, 12:15 PM
Daz really isn't having much luck at all is he? :(

Letters
14-03-2013, 12:19 PM
:haha:


Daz :hug:

LDG
14-03-2013, 02:27 PM
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/398843_468359139901059_2070246903_n.jpg

Marc Overmars
14-03-2013, 03:41 PM
Just got in from the delivery round.

Fucking shattered. My mate told me according to the GPS on my phone, the map shows I've only done half of what I was supposed to do! Sod that.

His full time slave. :pal:

LDG
14-03-2013, 03:44 PM
Letters could have given you some of the GW fliers to hand out while you were at it.

Lost opportunity there I feel.

Letters
14-03-2013, 03:55 PM
Letters could have given you some of the GW fliers to hand out while you were at it.

Lost opportunity there I feel.
:lol: They're still in a box in my spare room.


IT :pal:

GW :pal:

Shaqiri Is Boss
14-03-2013, 03:57 PM
Letters could have given you some of the GW fliers to hand out while you were at it.

Lost opportunity there I feel.
Is this a tenuous excuse to post it again..? Oh go on then.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4141/44254649.jpg

LDG
14-03-2013, 04:01 PM
:haha:

Marc Overmars
14-03-2013, 04:12 PM
It's the cross that turns it from :lol: into :haha:

Shaqiri Is Boss
14-03-2013, 04:13 PM
I like to think he has them tattooed on each arm....

Letters
14-03-2013, 04:16 PM
We don't even own the .com domain

:p

Shaqiri Is Boss
14-03-2013, 04:20 PM
So what you're saying is it needs an update..?

Are you sure?

LDG
14-03-2013, 04:22 PM
I have an irrational hate of hearing other people eating stuff. If really irritates me.

It's not just the crunch of an apple or things noisy like that which annoy everyone. It's everything. Unless I have some background noise, I get real RAGE.

HELP! :(

Marc Overmars
14-03-2013, 04:25 PM
I have an irrational hate of hearing other people eating stuff. If really irritates me.

It's not just the crunch of an apple or things noisy like that which annoy everyone. It's everything. Unless I have some background noise, I get real RAGE.

HELP! :(

I feel your pain. My boss was talking to me over my shoulder yesterday while eating some chocolate, I just wanted to tell him to fuck off!

Letters
14-03-2013, 04:28 PM
So what you're saying is it needs an update..?

Are you sure?

<_<



go on then

PGFC
14-03-2013, 04:30 PM
I have an irrational hate of hearing other people eating stuff. If really irritates me.

It's not just the crunch of an apple or things noisy like that which annoy everyone. It's everything. Unless I have some background noise, I get real RAGE.

HELP! :(

Same.

Shaqiri Is Boss
14-03-2013, 04:32 PM
I have an irrational hate of hearing other people eating stuff. If really irritates me.

It's not just the crunch of an apple or things noisy like that which annoy everyone. It's everything. Unless I have some background noise, I get real RAGE.

HELP! :(
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/189814/cookie-monster-eating-cookies-o.gif

LDG
14-03-2013, 04:34 PM
Same.

I read somewhere, it's an proper medical problem with some people.

I have to leave the room sometimes, else I will actually go mental.

I think it's something to do with repetative sounds as well.

I'm destined for a straight jacket like my nan. I just know it :upset:

Letters
14-03-2013, 04:40 PM
Weirdos.

We've been nomming chocolate all day here, some people have just come back from a conference overseas and brought choccy back.

Nom, nom, nom.

:patrice:

PGFC
14-03-2013, 04:41 PM
@LDG ( <_< ) :hug:

quick, i've got him, now ffs give him that liquid cosh...

Shaqiri Is Boss
14-03-2013, 04:42 PM
To be fair, although LDG does sound a little loony, people who chew with their mouths open and/or loudly should be shot.

PGFC
14-03-2013, 04:44 PM
One of the worst culprits is probably my Mum, it's like a cow loudly chewing cud, no wonder I've got issues :sulk:

WMUG
15-03-2013, 06:33 AM
So yeah, I'm in China.

Fuck.

PGFC
15-03-2013, 08:31 AM
Don't drink the water, don't do drugs, have all your jabs at least 8 weeks before you go,

oh.

:good:

Letters
15-03-2013, 09:37 AM
So yeah, I'm in China.

Fuck.

Is that a bad thing? I was supposed to be there this week but didn't get my visa sorted in time so a colleague is going next week now - I could have gone but have other plans.

What are you there for?

GP
15-03-2013, 09:39 AM
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/544530_10152202132750476_1846978741_n.png

Letters
15-03-2013, 09:41 AM
OH F*** OFF MAN-FLU! :fury:

LDG
15-03-2013, 10:02 AM
I'm not going to :pal: this time, as I got it a week later after we shared a night together.

FRIDAY!! :dance:

Letters
15-03-2013, 10:10 AM
I keep getting better and think: :patrice:
And then it comes back again :(

Don't feel too bad but the coughing is driving me mad at the moment. At least the sore throat bit has gone, for now.


But yes. Friday :dance:

LDG
15-03-2013, 10:13 AM
Busy weekend.

Staying in tonight with Fish n Chips and some beer, but then off to view a wedding venue tomorrow :rolleyes:

Then back to town for some beer, and a curry with the lads.

Letters
15-03-2013, 10:21 AM
Nothing tonight.
Quiz night tomorrow.
Not sure about Sunday, might go to the cinema after church.

LDG
15-03-2013, 10:23 AM
Fuckin hell.

Letters
15-03-2013, 10:28 AM
What?!

Syn
15-03-2013, 10:38 AM
:haha:

Letters
15-03-2013, 10:46 AM
:unsure: O...K.

PGFC
15-03-2013, 11:07 AM
Wedding Venues? :pal:

Hoping for 2 good results in Welsh Wales tomorrow then off to here http://www.dehavillandmuseum.co.uk/ Sunday.

GP
15-03-2013, 11:22 AM
Giant Tropical Centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom. Even tarantulas aren't immune from ambush. This centipede is a predator.

PGFC
15-03-2013, 11:30 AM
Your face needs predation

Oh and by the way Norman Collier RIP :rose:

Letters
15-03-2013, 11:38 AM
Oh and by the way Norman Collier RIP :rose:
:gp:

PGFC
15-03-2013, 11:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQjmqfZX9CA

Comedy at its best.

LDG
15-03-2013, 12:09 PM
Something in the air at the office today. Everyone in a right shite mood.

GP
15-03-2013, 12:10 PM
Fuck you

LDG
15-03-2013, 12:14 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31179557.jpg

GP
15-03-2013, 12:15 PM
:lol:

Letters
15-03-2013, 12:20 PM
http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2013/03/15/17430/norman_collier_dies_at_87

"I taught my dog to beg last week. He came into the bedroom and watched me" - Jimmy Tarbuck

:lol:

The 70s :bow:

Mild racism :bow:

WMUG
15-03-2013, 12:29 PM
Insert youtube (which is banned) link for "I'm so ronery" here.

LDG
15-03-2013, 12:48 PM
Some **** keeps nicking my cheese from the staff fridge. The note I have placed on it should leave said person in no further doubt as to whose cheese it is.

Letters
15-03-2013, 01:20 PM
Insert youtube (which is banned) link for "I'm so ronery" here.

Chinese GW :bow:

Why are you in China?! Did you go on your own?

PGFC
15-03-2013, 01:27 PM
Did they leave the note or take that too?

WMUG
15-03-2013, 01:29 PM
Chinese GW :bow:

Why are you in China?! Did you go on your own?
To learn Chinese, and yes.

GP
15-03-2013, 01:35 PM
To learn Chinese,

I believe they have that in books now.

Letters
15-03-2013, 01:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QoA44c23A

LDG
15-03-2013, 02:13 PM
I believe they have that in books now.

I thought you just needed to replace your R's with L's :shrug:

They seem to understand me when I order.

Letters
15-03-2013, 02:27 PM
I thought you just needed to replace your R's with L's :shrug:

They seem to understand me when I order.
Lacist :sulk:

GP
15-03-2013, 02:28 PM
I thought you just needed to replace your R's with L's :shrug:

They seem to understand me when I order.

Flied Lice :bow:

LDG
15-03-2013, 02:29 PM
Lacist :sulk:

Got the giggles now :lol:

Letters
15-03-2013, 02:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHKIMOgoJoU

Syn
15-03-2013, 02:46 PM
I just can't be bothered to do any work now. Absolutely no point in me being at work if I'm just researching what films I might like to download on this rapid Internet connection they have. If only they had some DVD burners or summat. FML. At least I'm not going to China though.

Letters
15-03-2013, 02:48 PM
And you don't own a Ukulele.

GP
15-03-2013, 02:52 PM
That would be horrific.

PGFC
15-03-2013, 02:53 PM
I hear the Chinese still have the death pelanty for Ukulele smugglers. :fingerscrossed:



"Is that a Ukurere in your pocket or are you just a ****?"

LDG
15-03-2013, 02:57 PM
Geolge Folmby

Letters
15-03-2013, 03:26 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f395/wrdrichard/Lance_zpsb68673c1.jpg

:haha:

PGFC
15-03-2013, 03:45 PM
:d

LDG
15-03-2013, 04:55 PM
I'm outta here you ****s.

Have a good weekend.

:wave:

PGFC
15-03-2013, 05:50 PM
:wave:

Japan Shaking All Over
16-03-2013, 04:39 AM
For what its worth. . .England here I come. . .wife and kid got their visas come through. . .still cant believe that a one and a half year old's costs the same as an adult's

Injury Time
16-03-2013, 08:24 AM
For what its worth. . .England here I come. . .wife and kid got their visas come through. . .still cant believe that a one and a half year old's costs the same as an adult's
Visa or plane, thought under 3 could get away with cheaper seat/ sit on lap for 10 hours (how long is the flight?), would love to take kids to NZ but flights for all four of us would be :yikes:

WMUG
16-03-2013, 10:02 AM
Flight to where I am in China was 9 hours so I'd imagine to Japan would be 10-11.

Japan Shaking All Over
16-03-2013, 11:00 AM
Visa or plane, thought under 3 could get away with cheaper seat/ sit on lap for 10 hours (how long is the flight?), would love to take kids to NZ but flights for all four of us would be :yikes:

For the visa. . .but you are right for lap babies it is free, flights to Japan about 11-12 hours and I am not sure if I could handle him on my lap anymore for that length of time (1 and half now), better to pay for a seat so you can strap him down

Injury Time
16-03-2013, 11:55 AM
For the visa. . .but you are right for lap babies it is free, flights to Japan about 11-12 hours and I am not sure if I could handle him on my lap anymore for that length of time (1 and half now), better to pay for a seat so you can strap him down

Yeah screw that...strap down, good luck with that!

Japan Shaking All Over
16-03-2013, 03:49 PM
Yeah screw that...strap down, good luck with that!

:) at least its only one way this time

Injury Time
16-03-2013, 04:54 PM
:) at least its only one way this time
Back for good?

LDG
17-03-2013, 06:24 PM
Back for good?

Enough about your shit taste in music :sulk:

Letters
17-03-2013, 07:48 PM
:patrice:

Syn
17-03-2013, 07:58 PM
:patrice:

What?

Letters
17-03-2013, 08:01 PM
Oh just the Spurs score.

And I'm not in China.

And don't possess a ukulele.

Syn
17-03-2013, 08:07 PM
Oh just the Spurs score.

And I'm not in China.

And don't possess a ukulele.

Ah.

Marc Overmars
17-03-2013, 08:11 PM
The 2nd in my group of close mates has announced he's engaged. WTF is this shit, I thought we were all going to grow old and GHEL together?

Injury Time
17-03-2013, 08:14 PM
The 2nd in my group of close mates has announced he's engaged. WTF is this shit, I thought we were all going to grow old and GHEL together?

MO the only gay left in the village :console:

Marc Overmars
17-03-2013, 08:15 PM
:lol:

PGFC
17-03-2013, 10:27 PM
Don't worry MO, if even Letters can find one, surely you must too, though it would obviously be much funnier for us if not :good:

Injury Time
17-03-2013, 11:08 PM
How was da planes? Any Forkers there? :run:

Japan Shaking All Over
18-03-2013, 12:58 AM
Back for good?

Yeah, reckon so. After 15 years/2 marriages and ample hair loss, thought it was anout time to make things worse. . .

Injury Time
18-03-2013, 08:12 AM
Yeah, reckon so. After 15 years/2 marriages and ample hair loss, thought it was anout time to make things worse. . .

At least you can see Arsenal "live"....yeah I see what you mean :(

PGFC
18-03-2013, 08:19 AM
How was da planes? Any Forkers there? :run:

No forking, good :d



Got the VIP treatment and the Boy and I got to sit in a Mosquito, little bit excited.

Marc Overmars
18-03-2013, 08:26 AM
Little bit shit weather. Don't the clocks go forward next week as well?

Spring. :rose:

Injury Time
18-03-2013, 09:02 AM
No forking, good :d



Got the VIP treatment and the Boy and I got to sit in a Mosquito, little bit excited.
Sounds good. Might take the girlies as they enjoyed Hendon, and take old man too as used to work in plane manufacturing.

Injury Time
18-03-2013, 09:04 AM
Little bit shit weather. Don't the clocks go forward next week as well?

Spring. :rose:
Ah crap I hate clock changes <_<

LDG
18-03-2013, 09:14 AM
http://www.biggestapple.net/dear-andy

:d

PGFC
18-03-2013, 09:16 AM
Sounds good. Might take the girlies as they enjoyed Hendon, and take old man too as used to work in plane manufacturing.

It's small, but must be the friendliest museum I've ever been to, enthusiastic doesn't really do them justice.

Letters
18-03-2013, 09:54 AM
Spurs :pal:

LDG
18-03-2013, 10:02 AM
It is nice to have a decent football weekend for a change.

About time we had something to smile about.

Shame it's Monday :(

Letters
18-03-2013, 10:10 AM
Strike on Wednesday

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21825049

Although I'm not in the union.
And I long since booked the day off as leave anyway <_<

LDG
18-03-2013, 11:06 AM
:yawn:

Anything exciting happening this week?

GP
18-03-2013, 11:12 AM
Nope, just staying in and having a biiiiig wank.

Japan Shaking All Over
18-03-2013, 11:15 AM
:yawn:

Anything exciting happening this week?

Letters is free on Wednesday by the sounds of it. . .(open to witty retort, winner gets to spend the day with him. . .)

PGFC
18-03-2013, 11:18 AM
So, no then.

LDG
18-03-2013, 11:28 AM
Long range weather forecast says staying cold until April at least :(

Recession: Check
Bad weather: Check
Degenerating society: Check

What is actually keeping me in this fucking country!?!

PGFC
18-03-2013, 11:31 AM
What is actually keeping me in this fucking country!?!

Hope.

Syn
18-03-2013, 11:50 AM
Time for the US to (be)come home.

LDG
18-03-2013, 11:51 AM
New girl started downstairs.

:faint:

LDG
18-03-2013, 11:51 AM
Time for the US to (be)come home.

:gp:

Injury Time
18-03-2013, 12:22 PM
Long range weather forecast says staying cold until April at least :(

Recession: Check
Bad weather: Check
Degenerating society: Check

What is actually keeping me in this fucking country!?!
That they took your passport away after that "incident" or maybe the mrs is too attached to family to leave <_<

Injury Time
18-03-2013, 12:23 PM
New girl started downstairs.

##

:blow:

:coney:

LDG
18-03-2013, 12:33 PM
:lol:

Goddamit. An office full of boring engineers, for 8 fucking years, and then all of a sudden......

Thapperdy Thap.


Also.

A Vietnamese blowjob? It's all just gobbledygook to me....

Syn
18-03-2013, 12:45 PM
Is that just a gag (lol) or is she actually Vietnamese? For a gentle ice-breaker, be sure to compliment her people for their fine cuisine and exceptional torture tactics.

GP
18-03-2013, 12:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPuxPhPUwjk

Letters
18-03-2013, 01:33 PM
New girl started downstairs.

:faint:
A new graduate started here who has legs up to my arm-pits (feel free to add your own joke here)

Lunch gawping :bow:

Shaqiri Is Boss
18-03-2013, 01:40 PM
A new graduate started here who has legs up to my arm-pits (feel free to add your own joke here)

Lunch gawping :bow:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02086/shortest-woman-1_2086504i.jpg

Letters
18-03-2013, 01:42 PM
Yes, that's the sort of thing.

<_<

LDG
18-03-2013, 02:12 PM
:haha: :haha:

PGFC
18-03-2013, 02:38 PM
:d Oh, bless.

LDG
18-03-2013, 03:56 PM
Lots of people dying recently. And here's another one.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21828965


Frank Thornton, who played Captain Peacock in BBC comedy Are You Being Served? has died at the age of 92.

Thornton died peacefully in his sleep at his home in Barnes, London, on Saturday, his agent David Daly said.



:rose:


I hope they invent that cure for death soonish, the one I always assumed they'd find when I was a kid. Getting a bit jittery now.

LDG
18-03-2013, 03:57 PM
And then you see this, and realise we're probably better off dead.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21788238

PGFC
18-03-2013, 04:07 PM
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/66452000/jpg/_66452073_obrien_tommycandler.jpg

Meh, I've been turned down by worse :coffee:

Shaqiri Is Boss
18-03-2013, 04:08 PM
And then you see this, and realise we're probably better off dead.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21788238
Maybe I was wrong about who Letters' new colleague is.....

Letters
18-03-2013, 04:18 PM
I hope they invent that cure for death soonish, the one I always assumed they'd find when I was a kid. Getting a bit jittery now.

Well...

#jebus.

LDG
19-03-2013, 09:24 AM
:tumbleweed:

Letters
19-03-2013, 10:35 AM
:wave:

LDG
19-03-2013, 10:57 AM
Somebody is about then.

Dead as a doormouse today.

Well, deader than a normal doormouse that is.

Letters
19-03-2013, 10:58 AM
:(

I had to give back the work iPad.

Plants vs Zombies :rose:
Candy Crush :rose:

:crying:

Might get it back in a week or so, but still :(

LDG
19-03-2013, 11:00 AM
I was supposed to be getting one with my promotion. But no sign of it yet <_<

How am I supposed to check my e-mail from home remotely on my laptop now? :angry:

Letters
19-03-2013, 11:03 AM
How am I supposed to piss around playing games from home remotely on my laptop now? :angry:
Innit.

:upset:

LDG
19-03-2013, 11:06 AM
Still planning on a piss up pre-Reading btw if anyone's about.

Letters
19-03-2013, 11:08 AM
Oh aye. Handy said she'll be around and was looking for a ticket.
If she's around and is watching the game in the pub them I'll see if MrsL wants to come. Will MrsLDG be in attendance?

LDG
19-03-2013, 11:23 AM
Oh aye. Handy said she'll be around and was looking for a ticket.
If she's around and is watching the game in the pub them I'll see if MrsL wants to come. Will MrsLDG be in attendance?

Nah, she's in Estonia for the long weekend visiting her folks.





























:dance:

Letters
19-03-2013, 11:28 AM
You're going to love marriage :lol:

LDG
19-03-2013, 11:30 AM
Tbf, I'll actually miss her.

Not while I'm on the piss in London of course.

Letters
19-03-2013, 11:32 AM
I'll mention it to cazza too.
Will probably have to do my usual trick of popping back to get dad but can meet up earlier.
:cheers:

LDG
19-03-2013, 11:36 AM
:good:

Pins is it's nicer. If it's raining and cold, rocket it is.....

Letters
19-03-2013, 11:41 AM
:doh:

http://factualfacts.com/funny-facts/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/

WUF :pal:

GP
19-03-2013, 11:46 AM
Idiot :doh:

I'd have done it for $300

PGFC
19-03-2013, 02:15 PM
Is it home time yet? :yawn:

LDG
19-03-2013, 02:27 PM
Is it home time yet? :yawn:

:gp:

This week is a dragger. I can feel it :(

WMUG
20-03-2013, 04:50 PM
Tunnels :bow:

Injury Time
20-03-2013, 05:09 PM
:gp:

This week is a dragger. I can feel it :(
##

LDG
20-03-2013, 05:13 PM
:lol:

Letters
21-03-2013, 09:40 AM
First day of Spring! :patrice:





:cold: :(

IBK
21-03-2013, 09:53 AM
Anyone seen Paul Weller recently? Just got 2 free tickets to see him.

Letters
21-03-2013, 10:00 AM
Wouldn't mind seeing him but never have.

GP
21-03-2013, 10:07 AM
I liked him in Robocop.

IBK
21-03-2013, 10:09 AM
Wouldn't mind seeing him but never have.

Its on Monday. I'll let you know what it was like.

dazthegooner
21-03-2013, 10:28 AM
:yawn: Very quiet on here today hate interlull's.

LDG
21-03-2013, 03:30 PM
Anyone seen Paul Weller recently? Just got 2 free tickets to see him.

Should be watching him at the IOW Festival this year.

Saw him back around 97/98 when Stanley Road was out. Always really good.

Wish I'd got to see The Jam though. They would have been awlsome live.

Cripps_orig
21-03-2013, 06:42 PM
15 days off work

Will be bored

Marc Overmars
21-03-2013, 08:14 PM
In terms of activity, is this the worst week in GW history?

GP
21-03-2013, 08:24 PM
It's the worst week in Arsenal history.

GP
21-03-2013, 08:24 PM
Yeah, I know that doesn't make sense.

LDG
21-03-2013, 08:42 PM
After my homemade mexican dinner, I now have the worst wind in history.

Cripps_orig
21-03-2013, 09:26 PM
In terms of activity, is this the worst week in GW history?

Is that down to the international break? Or just people getting disillusioned with football?

Xhaka Can’t
21-03-2013, 09:36 PM
Yeah, I know that doesn't make sense.

Your face doesn't make sense.

Xhaka Can’t
21-03-2013, 09:38 PM
Is that down to the international break? Or just people getting disillusioned with football?

There is fuck all to post about - we go round in circles all the time.

Cripps_orig
21-03-2013, 09:43 PM
There is fuck all to post about - we go round in circles all the time.

Exactly what I was thinking. WUMs on here need to change it up tbh. NQ for example can become a theo lover, Ollie can post something sensible etc or get Charlie back tbh

Marc Overmars
21-03-2013, 11:20 PM
Been asked to be a best man. :dance:

Better start thinking of a speech. I'm pretty much responsible for them being together anyway, as my mate had no cash on him when we were in a club, so I gave him a tenner to buy this girl a drink and the rest is history.

Little bit nervous tbh.

Japan Shaking All Over
22-03-2013, 12:39 AM
Been asked to be a best man. :dance:

Better start thinking of a speech. I'm pretty much responsible for them being together anyway, as my mate had no cash on him when we were in a club, so I gave him a tenner to buy this girl a drink and the rest is history.

Little bit nervous tbh.

Did you get your tenner back?

WMUG
22-03-2013, 04:27 AM
Been asked to be a best man. :dance:

Better start thinking of a speech. I'm pretty much responsible for them being together anyway, as my mate had no cash on him when we were in a club, so I gave him a tenner to buy this girl a drink and the rest is history.

Little bit nervous tbh.


Did you get your tenner back?

Mention all of that.

Duh

Letters
22-03-2013, 07:26 AM
Been asked to be a best man. :dance:

Better start thinking of a speech. I'm pretty much responsible for them being together anyway, as my mate had no cash on him when we were in a club, so I gave him a tenner to buy this girl a drink and the rest is history.

Little bit nervous tbh.Ukulele solo, tbh

Japan Shaking All Over
22-03-2013, 08:51 AM
Mention all of that.

Duh

?

LDG
22-03-2013, 09:01 AM
?

:lol:

WMUG's lost it in China.

That's what happens when Daddy's not around to pull you out of crack dens.

Friday :dance:

Letters
22-03-2013, 09:09 AM
It's the lady bars he wants to steer clear of, from what I've heard.

Brr :cold:

But yes. Friday. :dance:

Off to see War Horse tonight.

Injury Time
22-03-2013, 09:24 AM
It's the lady bars he wants to steer clear of, from what I've heard.

Brr :cold:

But yes. Friday. :dance:

Off to see War Horse tonight.

brr indeed, snow on the way in <_<

War Horse? Take tissues....

Letters
22-03-2013, 09:28 AM
War Horse? Take tissues....
That good, eh? ##

Cripps_orig
22-03-2013, 09:28 AM
Off to see War Horse where?

Letters
22-03-2013, 09:30 AM
It's only on at one place, I'm talking about the stage show not the film (which I've seen)
It's on at the National Theatre, near Holborn.

Cripps_orig
22-03-2013, 09:47 AM
Oh right.

Film was pretty awesome. Wouldn't mind watching some shows tbh. What's the best show to watch? What are ticket prices like? Best place to sit etc etc?

Marc Overmars
22-03-2013, 09:48 AM
Did you get your tenner back?

No but I'll be sure to get it back during the speech. :lol:

Letters
22-03-2013, 09:49 AM
No but I'll be sure to get it back during the speech. :lol:

Can I be your joke writer?

:cool:

Marc Overmars
22-03-2013, 09:51 AM
I must say, gingerbread dipped in tea is stunning tbf.

PGFC
22-03-2013, 09:51 AM
Friday.

Cold.

Daughter wants to visit Newham college tomorrow to see about a course, I might have to lend her a fork.

PGFC
22-03-2013, 09:52 AM
I must say, gingerbread dipped in tea is stunning tbf.

This, makes the tea taste :cloud9: too

Cripps_orig
22-03-2013, 09:52 AM
Newham college? That's literally down the corner. Il show her around...

Letters
22-03-2013, 09:54 AM
Oh right.

Film was pretty awesome. Wouldn't mind watching some shows tbh. What's the best show to watch? What are ticket prices like? Best place to sit etc etc?

Most of the ones in town are #decent. My favourites in roughly descending order are:

Billy Elliot
Matilda
Lion King

Stalls is usually the best place to sit but it'll cost ya. Prices can get silly (£100+ for the best seats in the house) but you can usually get OK seats for about £50. The Dress Circle is OK too (that's the 2nd tier). I'd advise against the Upper Circle, it'll be cheaper but you'll be a long way from the stage.

PGFC
22-03-2013, 09:55 AM
Newham college? That's literally down the corner. Il show her around...

That's what the fork's for <_<

Cripps_orig
22-03-2013, 09:59 AM
Most of the ones in town are #decent. My favourites in roughly descending order are:

Billy Elliot
Matilda
Lion King

Stalls is usually the best place to sit but it'll cost ya. Prices can get silly (£100+ for the best seats in the house) but you can usually get OK seats for about £50. The Dress Circle is OK too (that's the 2nd tier). I'd advise against the Upper Circle, it'll be cheaper but you'll be a long way from the stage.

Lion King might be worth a watch.

Prices can't be any sillier than paying over £1k to watch something you love and which pisses you off at the same time which is what I do at the Emirates

Xhaka Can’t
22-03-2013, 11:03 AM
brr indeed, snow on the way in <_<

War Horse? Take tissues....

I don't think you're allowed to wank at the National Theatre. At least you weren't when I was last there.

PGFC
22-03-2013, 11:10 AM
I don't think you're allowed to wank at the National Theatre. At least you weren't when I was last there.

So, they allowed the alcoholic in just didn't let him drink.

IBK
22-03-2013, 12:55 PM
If you like house music - this will make your day.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5D4f5NowZI

Syn
22-03-2013, 01:40 PM
'Heavy snow' forecast for the weekend. heating bill is spiralling out of control. Survival is tricky. Top tip: hot water bottles.

Marc Overmars
22-03-2013, 01:43 PM
Chucked it down up north but nothing here yet.

Little bit tired of this weather now.

LDG
22-03-2013, 01:48 PM
'Heavy snow' forecast for the weekend. heating bill is spiralling out of control. Survival is tricky. Top tip: hot water bottles.

Or just go to pubs where the heating is free, and you go home with a beer jacket on :good:

Japan Shaking All Over
22-03-2013, 01:51 PM
Can I be your joke writer?

:cool:

Thats bloody hilarious, tell us another. . .no go on!

Letters
22-03-2013, 01:52 PM
My wedding speech was a great commercial and critical success, ak-choo-alley.

:p

Japan Shaking All Over
22-03-2013, 01:56 PM
My wedding speech was a great commercial and critical success, ak-choo-alley.

:p

:haha: stop it you're killing me

PGFC
22-03-2013, 01:56 PM
If you like house music - this will make your day.

Meh, it's goodish but it's not


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flhuep_2vWk

Japan Shaking All Over
22-03-2013, 02:00 PM
Most of the ones in town are #decent. My favourites in roughly descending order are:

Billy Elliot
Matilda
Lion King

Stalls is usually the best place to sit but it'll cost ya. Prices can get silly (£100+ for the best seats in the house) but you can usually get OK seats for about £50. The Dress Circle is OK too (that's the 2nd tier). I'd advise against the Upper Circle, it'll be cheaper but you'll be a long way from the stage.

Yeah BE is good, went to see it with the missus and we sat in the upper tier. Went into the theatre in Victoria to buy them and they were much cheaper than online. The woman did ask how we were with heughts and it got me thinking what have let ourselves in for but tbh the seats were fine, actually very good, we sat in the front row of the tier, mind.

Syn
22-03-2013, 02:00 PM
Pub pricing is too damaging too. £12 to get a buzz going. Really feel for the elderly who can't get out. Also should be extra benefits for those with arthritis. On the plus side, if this weather persists we'll have solved the ageing population problem before Osborne finishes the job by building some concentration camps.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
23-03-2013, 12:48 AM
looking for a cheap flatscreen tv, 32-37 inch. anyone know of any websites? budget of £200. hoping to get a decent deal near easter period.

WMUG
23-03-2013, 09:47 AM
Babel by Mumford and Sons is ridiculously fun to play on the ukulele.

Shut up :p

Xhaka Can’t
23-03-2013, 09:52 AM
Do you use Quidco or Topcashback?

If not, register with them - you'll hear of deals and if you go to sites via them, they'll track it and you'll get some cashback too. Can take a while for the cash to come, but it usually does. I got over £300 back last year on some already tasty deals.

Also, give Richersounds a go. If you aren't too fussy, you could get some ex-display stock. Also, if you register as a VIP member - you'll get £10 off your first purchase. They have some 32" tvs matching your criteria.

http://www.richersounds.com/products/home-cinema/lcd-and-plasma/all-tvs#3

Marc Overmars
23-03-2013, 10:14 AM
Richer Sounds is excellent.

You can get some seriously good bargains from there particularly during sale periods. My local shop in MK generally stocks older models (only a year or 2 old mind) but if you aren't fussy about having the latest overpriced brand spanking new model then you'll find what you're looking for here.

I remember I spent an hour queuing up outside the store on boxing day a couple of years ago but it was worth it to get my hands on what I wanted.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
23-03-2013, 10:15 AM
yeah i looked at richersounds, only hesitation with that site is that some of their stock is second hand and i really dont want to spend only for it to break down in a months time, although there should be some sort of warranty i guess.

never used quidco, ill give it a go. really should have acted near the xmas period, huge 40 inch tv's knocked down to £200. being the tit i am i delayed it until now and there's not any good offers flying about anymore. hoping something picks up nearer easter.

also if anyone knows any shops around london then that'll be helpful too. usually buy my stuff online but i might spend some time going around the city to see if there's any good deals in shop.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
23-03-2013, 10:17 AM
well in that case i might give richersounds a go then.

Marc Overmars
23-03-2013, 10:40 AM
I would stay away from a 2nd hand model but I think Richer Sounds offer their own 5 year warranty for an additional £30 IIRC so you'll be covered at least. Yeah it's worth having a look around because what you find in-store won't always be advertised online.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
23-03-2013, 11:23 AM
found this on argos, 39 inch

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/5299483.htm

found a 40 inch on richersounds but a couple of the reviews on other places are awful

http://www.richersounds.com/showclearanceproduct/SHAR-LC40SH340/Sharp+Lc40sh340.html

Xhaka Can’t
23-03-2013, 12:12 PM
I sometimes go round to Currys and the like (mind you there is fuck all of 'and the like' anymore) see what I want, take note of the model and then google it for better deals (and reviews).

Also, when checking out reviews - ignore the most gushing and most critical unless there is a consensus emerging one way or another.

GP
23-03-2013, 01:36 PM
Quite literally a flaming homo...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-21887535

Marc Overmars
23-03-2013, 01:51 PM
Managed to pick up pair of £50 shoes for £28 thanks to the Topman mongo. :pal:

Cripps_orig
23-03-2013, 01:54 PM
Didn't realise it was snowing outside. Hope football isn't cancelled

IBK
23-03-2013, 09:16 PM
Meh, it's goodish but it's not


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flhuep_2vWk

Thx for this. :bow:

PGFC
23-03-2013, 10:04 PM
Ah, the good 'old skool' days :oldboy:

Xhaka Can’t
24-03-2013, 02:25 PM
Fuck!

https://www.swearnet.com/

Letters
25-03-2013, 07:51 AM
And the one person in Western Europe who might be interested is in China...

http://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/london/Learn-To-Uke/19387449?nlp=&CID=UK_CRM_1_0_0_84&a=9

PGFC
25-03-2013, 09:14 AM
Little bit homicidal today.

Letters
25-03-2013, 09:30 AM
Oh. War Horse :bow:
The puppetry is incredible, quite easy to suspend disbelief and think you're watching real horses, really is very cleverly done.

Also: :dance: Went in to enquire how to close the joint account dad and me had to pay for our season tickets - now we're not renewing we don't need it any more and can split whatever's in there. I was trying to work out how much it would be but it's about twice as much as I was expecting.

:patrice:

LDG
25-03-2013, 09:35 AM
Oh. War Horse :bow:
The puppetry is incredible, quite easy to suspend disbelief and think you're watching real horses, really is very cleverly done.

Also: :dance: Went in to enquire how to close the joint account dad and me had to pay for our season tickets - now we're not renewing we don't need it any more and can split whatever's in there. I was trying to work out how much it would be but it's about twice as much as I was expecting.

:patrice:

That should quite easily cover the cost of and evening with Celine Dion, Bruce Forsythe or Chas n Dave :good:


Mornin :tiphat:

Letters
25-03-2013, 09:48 AM
Chaz :bow:
Dave :bow:
Teddy :bow:


:run:

PGFC
25-03-2013, 09:51 AM
:sulk:

LDG
25-03-2013, 09:58 AM
Short week :dance:

Thanks Jesus!

Letters
25-03-2013, 10:00 AM
:lol: Jebus :bow:

LDG
25-03-2013, 10:02 AM
Missus is away in Estonia ##

I might well have to stretch out over the full length of the matress :jumpnana:

Letters
25-03-2013, 10:04 AM
While the cat's away... ##

You heathens shouldn't get Easter btw :sulk:

LDG
25-03-2013, 10:09 AM
While the cat's away...##

You heathens shouldn't get Easter btw :sulk:

Why not? I pay my taxes :angry:


Also. Saturday ## :beer:

Letters
25-03-2013, 10:14 AM
:patrice:

Where we going? It's still :cold: :(

LDG
25-03-2013, 10:16 AM
:patrice:

Where we going? It's still :cold: :(

Rocket is the obvious choice, as it'll be warm, and we're usually there early enough to get a seat....

Letters
25-03-2013, 10:24 AM
*nods*. Will tell Cazza. I'll get there early as I have to pop back to get dad. Not sure if MrsL will accompany me.

LDG
25-03-2013, 12:10 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

I suspect Dairylea's stock just plummeted after this.....

Letters
25-03-2013, 12:17 PM
:doh:

#healthandsafetygonemad.

Also, just realised I'm on training the rest of the week. It's at work, but still. :(

Also, my wedding-present toaster blew up at the weekend <_<. John Lewis had better replace it.

LDG
25-03-2013, 12:20 PM
Well, it's kinda like Tuesday today anyway, so meh.

Fed up with the sniffles....my nose is running constantly, and still can't shake the sodding cough that came with the cold a few weeks back....

:threaten:

Letters
25-03-2013, 12:33 PM
##

You can give me it back on Saturday

:hug:

LDG
25-03-2013, 12:41 PM
It's always take take take with you....

































##

Injury Time
25-03-2013, 03:56 PM
##

You can give me it back on Saturday

:hug:
i am not a piece of meat you heartless bastard <_< :upset:

WMUG
26-03-2013, 02:09 AM
猪肉包子 :bow:

LDG
26-03-2013, 09:19 AM
猪肉包子 :bow:

I prefer them with sweet and sour sauce tbf.



Mornin' all.

Bored already. Did all my work last week :rolleyes:

Japan Shaking All Over
26-03-2013, 10:08 AM
I prefer them with sweet and sour sauce tbf.



Mornin' all.

Bored already. Did all my work last week :rolleyes:

10 minutes well spent then :clap:

LDG
26-03-2013, 10:13 AM
10 minutes well spent then :clap:

Well they employed new staff, so I have to give them my work :shrug:

Japan Shaking All Over
26-03-2013, 10:29 AM
Well they employed new staff, so I have to give them my work :shrug:

:whistle:

LDG
26-03-2013, 11:01 AM
:whistle:

Whistle while you work?


Fuck. This is boring as fuck.

Another 6.5 hours of this shit.

LDG
26-03-2013, 11:06 AM
:sick:

I knew I shouldn't have googled that!

:sick:

PGFC
26-03-2013, 11:20 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That

:unsure:

LDG
26-03-2013, 12:16 PM
:ilt:

PGFC
26-03-2013, 12:22 PM
:rolleyes: Well if you didn't google 'that!' what did you google?

LDG
26-03-2013, 12:24 PM
:rolleyes: Well if you didn't google 'that!' what did you google?

Not saying :(

In other news:

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.



She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles

gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

PGFC
26-03-2013, 01:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7HtG61jkwA

Syn
26-03-2013, 03:56 PM
Too much pressure. Pub lunch has become a daily occurance. The beginning of the end for me bros. Am I Gervinho? I don't want to comment on speculation. But yes. #prayforsyn

GP
26-03-2013, 04:29 PM
Go back to Africa.

LDG
26-03-2013, 04:44 PM
Got an absolute ripper of a spot on my top lip. Hasn't gone white-headed puss phase yet, still in Red mode, but when it changes, it's gonna be a corker.