"Currants Bw..."

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

An Argentinian. :faint:

Aw yeah. Taking on the Holy Roman Empire for the Falklands, Age of Empires-style. :popcorn:

[dazthegooner]

As I've out of work for just over a year have to start a two year work programe, registered last week handed in my CV... It includes.

Carlson Wagon-lits (Admin/ticketer)
Ayscough Business tvl (Senior Rail consultant)
Eurostar UK (Help desk analyst)

And what do the suggest?

Waiter.
Hotel staff. And wait for this one... Carer!

All at the great wage of £6.19 an hour the last time I was getting that money was 18 years ago. :angry:

[PGFC]

Check, please!

[Letters]

Check, please!

:haha:

Waiter. Awesome.

[LDG]

A new Chief Kiddie Fiddler has been elected :popcorn:

The Vatican have hailed a new pope.

Funny that "Hailed Pope" is an anagram of paedophile.

[PGFC]

Habemus Papam, the Sun's shining and regardless of the braying donkeys in AD we actually won 0-2 last night, happy Thursday!! :good:

[Marc Overmars]

Day off today. :dance:

Although it's not much of a day off, a mate of mine has started his own advertising company to produce leaflets and fliers etc for businesses. He hasn't got anyone to deliver them though so I've stepped in to help. I don't envy the kid who he gets though, 35 quid for 1000 houses, that's just slave labour.

[Letters]

I don't envy the kid who he gets though, 35 quid for 1000 houses, that's just slave labour.

Daz :bow:

[PGFC]

Daz :bow:

He does have travel experience :good:

[LDG]

He does have travel experience :good:

And being a waiter has to help in this field too, tbf.

[Xhaka Can’t]

You guys are a bunch of shortsighted ****s.

When you are incontinent, I hope you are more respectful when he's changing your nappy.

[LDG]

You guys are a bunch of shortsighted ****s.

When you are incontinent, I hope you are more respectful when he's changing your nappy.

You first old man.

[Letters]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4839489/Amsterdam-oldest-prostitutes-twins-aged-70-announce-retirement.html

Coney :pal:

[PGFC]

Daz really isn't having much luck at all is he? :(

[Letters]

:haha:


Daz :hug:

[LDG]

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/398843_468359139901059_2070246903_n.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

Just got in from the delivery round.

Fucking shattered. My mate told me according to the GPS on my phone, the map shows I've only done half of what I was supposed to do! Sod that.

His full time slave. :pal:

[LDG]

Letters could have given you some of the GW fliers to hand out while you were at it.

Lost opportunity there I feel.

[Letters]

Letters could have given you some of the GW fliers to hand out while you were at it.

Lost opportunity there I feel.
:lol: They're still in a box in my spare room.


IT :pal:

GW :pal:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Letters could have given you some of the GW fliers to hand out while you were at it.

Lost opportunity there I feel.
Is this a tenuous excuse to post it again..? Oh go on then.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4141/44254649.jpg

[LDG]

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

It's the cross that turns it from :lol: into :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I like to think he has them tattooed on each arm....

[Letters]

We don't even own the .com domain

:p

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

So what you're saying is it needs an update..?

Are you sure?

[LDG]

I have an irrational hate of hearing other people eating stuff. If really irritates me.

It's not just the crunch of an apple or things noisy like that which annoy everyone. It's everything. Unless I have some background noise, I get real RAGE.

HELP! :(

[Marc Overmars]

I have an irrational hate of hearing other people eating stuff. If really irritates me.

It's not just the crunch of an apple or things noisy like that which annoy everyone. It's everything. Unless I have some background noise, I get real RAGE.

HELP! :(

I feel your pain. My boss was talking to me over my shoulder yesterday while eating some chocolate, I just wanted to tell him to fuck off!

[Letters]

So what you're saying is it needs an update..?

Are you sure?

<_<



go on then

[PGFC]

I have an irrational hate of hearing other people eating stuff. If really irritates me.

It's not just the crunch of an apple or things noisy like that which annoy everyone. It's everything. Unless I have some background noise, I get real RAGE.

HELP! :(

Same.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I have an irrational hate of hearing other people eating stuff. If really irritates me.

It's not just the crunch of an apple or things noisy like that which annoy everyone. It's everything. Unless I have some background noise, I get real RAGE.

HELP! :(
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/189814/cookie-monster-eating-cookies-o.gif

[LDG]

Same.

I read somewhere, it's an proper medical problem with some people.

I have to leave the room sometimes, else I will actually go mental.

I think it's something to do with repetative sounds as well.

I'm destined for a straight jacket like my nan. I just know it :upset:

[Letters]

Weirdos.

We've been nomming chocolate all day here, some people have just come back from a conference overseas and brought choccy back.

Nom, nom, nom.

:patrice:

[PGFC]

@LDG ( <_< ) :hug:

quick, i've got him, now ffs give him that liquid cosh...

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

To be fair, although LDG does sound a little loony, people who chew with their mouths open and/or loudly should be shot.

[PGFC]

One of the worst culprits is probably my Mum, it's like a cow loudly chewing cud, no wonder I've got issues :sulk:

[WMUG]

So yeah, I'm in China.

Fuck.

[PGFC]

Don't drink the water, don't do drugs, have all your jabs at least 8 weeks before you go,

oh.

:good:

[Letters]

So yeah, I'm in China.

Fuck.

Is that a bad thing? I was supposed to be there this week but didn't get my visa sorted in time so a colleague is going next week now - I could have gone but have other plans.

What are you there for?

[GP]

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/544530_10152202132750476_1846978741_n.png

[Letters]

OH F*** OFF MAN-FLU! :fury:

[LDG]

I'm not going to :pal: this time, as I got it a week later after we shared a night together.

FRIDAY!! :dance:

[Letters]

I keep getting better and think: :patrice:
And then it comes back again :(

Don't feel too bad but the coughing is driving me mad at the moment. At least the sore throat bit has gone, for now.


But yes. Friday :dance:

[LDG]

Busy weekend.

Staying in tonight with Fish n Chips and some beer, but then off to view a wedding venue tomorrow :rolleyes:

Then back to town for some beer, and a curry with the lads.

[Letters]

Nothing tonight.
Quiz night tomorrow.
Not sure about Sunday, might go to the cinema after church.

[LDG]

Fuckin hell.

[Letters]

What?!

[Syn]

:haha:

[Letters]

:unsure: O...K.

[PGFC]

Wedding Venues? :pal:

Hoping for 2 good results in Welsh Wales tomorrow then off to here http://www.dehavillandmuseum.co.uk/ Sunday.

[GP]

Giant Tropical Centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom. Even tarantulas aren't immune from ambush. This centipede is a predator.

[PGFC]

Your face needs predation

Oh and by the way Norman Collier RIP :rose:

[Letters]

Oh and by the way Norman Collier RIP :rose:
:gp:

[PGFC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQjmqfZX9CA

Comedy at its best.

[LDG]

Something in the air at the office today. Everyone in a right shite mood.

[GP]

Fuck you

[LDG]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31179557.jpg

[GP]

:lol:

[Letters]

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2013/03/15/17430/norman_collier_dies_at_87

"I taught my dog to beg last week. He came into the bedroom and watched me" - Jimmy Tarbuck

:lol:

The 70s :bow:

Mild racism :bow:

[WMUG]

Insert youtube (which is banned) link for "I'm so ronery" here.

[LDG]

Some **** keeps nicking my cheese from the staff fridge. The note I have placed on it should leave said person in no further doubt as to whose cheese it is.

[Letters]

Insert youtube (which is banned) link for "I'm so ronery" here.

Chinese GW :bow:

Why are you in China?! Did you go on your own?

[PGFC]

Did they leave the note or take that too?

[WMUG]

Chinese GW :bow:

Why are you in China?! Did you go on your own?
To learn Chinese, and yes.

[GP]

To learn Chinese,

I believe they have that in books now.

[Letters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QoA44c23A

[LDG]

I believe they have that in books now.

I thought you just needed to replace your R's with L's :shrug:

They seem to understand me when I order.

[Letters]

I thought you just needed to replace your R's with L's :shrug:

They seem to understand me when I order.
Lacist :sulk:

[GP]

I thought you just needed to replace your R's with L's :shrug:

They seem to understand me when I order.

Flied Lice :bow:

[LDG]

Lacist :sulk:

Got the giggles now :lol:

[Letters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHKIMOgoJoU

[Syn]

I just can't be bothered to do any work now. Absolutely no point in me being at work if I'm just researching what films I might like to download on this rapid Internet connection they have. If only they had some DVD burners or summat. FML. At least I'm not going to China though.

[Letters]

And you don't own a Ukulele.

[GP]

That would be horrific.

[PGFC]

I hear the Chinese still have the death pelanty for Ukulele smugglers. :fingerscrossed:



"Is that a Ukurere in your pocket or are you just a ****?"

[LDG]

Geolge Folmby

[Letters]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f395/wrdrichard/Lance_zpsb68673c1.jpg

:haha:

[PGFC]

:d

[LDG]

I'm outta here you ****s.

Have a good weekend.

:wave:

[PGFC]

:wave:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

For what its worth. . .England here I come. . .wife and kid got their visas come through. . .still cant believe that a one and a half year old's costs the same as an adult's

[Injury Time]

For what its worth. . .England here I come. . .wife and kid got their visas come through. . .still cant believe that a one and a half year old's costs the same as an adult's
Visa or plane, thought under 3 could get away with cheaper seat/ sit on lap for 10 hours (how long is the flight?), would love to take kids to NZ but flights for all four of us would be :yikes:

[WMUG]

Flight to where I am in China was 9 hours so I'd imagine to Japan would be 10-11.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Visa or plane, thought under 3 could get away with cheaper seat/ sit on lap for 10 hours (how long is the flight?), would love to take kids to NZ but flights for all four of us would be :yikes:

For the visa. . .but you are right for lap babies it is free, flights to Japan about 11-12 hours and I am not sure if I could handle him on my lap anymore for that length of time (1 and half now), better to pay for a seat so you can strap him down

[Injury Time]

For the visa. . .but you are right for lap babies it is free, flights to Japan about 11-12 hours and I am not sure if I could handle him on my lap anymore for that length of time (1 and half now), better to pay for a seat so you can strap him down

Yeah screw that...strap down, good luck with that!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Yeah screw that...strap down, good luck with that!

:) at least its only one way this time

[Injury Time]

:) at least its only one way this time
Back for good?

[LDG]

Back for good?

Enough about your shit taste in music :sulk:

[Letters]

:patrice:

[Syn]

:patrice:

What?

[Letters]

Oh just the Spurs score.

And I'm not in China.

And don't possess a ukulele.

[Syn]

Oh just the Spurs score.

And I'm not in China.

And don't possess a ukulele.

Ah.

[Marc Overmars]

The 2nd in my group of close mates has announced he's engaged. WTF is this shit, I thought we were all going to grow old and GHEL together?

[Injury Time]

The 2nd in my group of close mates has announced he's engaged. WTF is this shit, I thought we were all going to grow old and GHEL together?

MO the only gay left in the village :console:

[Marc Overmars]

:lol:

[PGFC]

Don't worry MO, if even Letters can find one, surely you must too, though it would obviously be much funnier for us if not :good:

[Injury Time]

How was da planes? Any Forkers there? :run:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Back for good?

Yeah, reckon so. After 15 years/2 marriages and ample hair loss, thought it was anout time to make things worse. . .

[Injury Time]

Yeah, reckon so. After 15 years/2 marriages and ample hair loss, thought it was anout time to make things worse. . .

At least you can see Arsenal "live"....yeah I see what you mean :(

[PGFC]

How was da planes? Any Forkers there? :run:

No forking, good :d



Got the VIP treatment and the Boy and I got to sit in a Mosquito, little bit excited.

[Marc Overmars]

Little bit shit weather. Don't the clocks go forward next week as well?

Spring. :rose:

[Injury Time]

No forking, good :d



Got the VIP treatment and the Boy and I got to sit in a Mosquito, little bit excited.
Sounds good. Might take the girlies as they enjoyed Hendon, and take old man too as used to work in plane manufacturing.

[Injury Time]

Little bit shit weather. Don't the clocks go forward next week as well?

Spring. :rose:
Ah crap I hate clock changes <_<

[LDG]

http://www.biggestapple.net/dear-andy

:d

[PGFC]

Sounds good. Might take the girlies as they enjoyed Hendon, and take old man too as used to work in plane manufacturing.

It's small, but must be the friendliest museum I've ever been to, enthusiastic doesn't really do them justice.

[Letters]

Spurs :pal:

[LDG]

It is nice to have a decent football weekend for a change.

About time we had something to smile about.

Shame it's Monday :(

[Letters]

Strike on Wednesday

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21825049

Although I'm not in the union.
And I long since booked the day off as leave anyway <_<

[LDG]

:yawn:

Anything exciting happening this week?

[GP]

Nope, just staying in and having a biiiiig wank.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

:yawn:

Anything exciting happening this week?

Letters is free on Wednesday by the sounds of it. . .(open to witty retort, winner gets to spend the day with him. . .)

[PGFC]

So, no then.

[LDG]

Long range weather forecast says staying cold until April at least :(

Recession: Check
Bad weather: Check
Degenerating society: Check

What is actually keeping me in this fucking country!?!

[PGFC]

What is actually keeping me in this fucking country!?!

Hope.

[Syn]

Time for the US to (be)come home.

[LDG]

New girl started downstairs.

:faint:

[LDG]

Time for the US to (be)come home.

:gp:

[Injury Time]

Long range weather forecast says staying cold until April at least :(

Recession: Check
Bad weather: Check
Degenerating society: Check

What is actually keeping me in this fucking country!?!
That they took your passport away after that "incident" or maybe the mrs is too attached to family to leave <_<

[Injury Time]

New girl started downstairs.

##

:blow:

:coney:

[LDG]

:lol:

Goddamit. An office full of boring engineers, for 8 fucking years, and then all of a sudden......

Thapperdy Thap.


Also.

A Vietnamese blowjob? It's all just gobbledygook to me....

[Syn]

Is that just a gag (lol) or is she actually Vietnamese? For a gentle ice-breaker, be sure to compliment her people for their fine cuisine and exceptional torture tactics.

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPuxPhPUwjk

[Letters]

New girl started downstairs.

:faint:
A new graduate started here who has legs up to my arm-pits (feel free to add your own joke here)

Lunch gawping :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

A new graduate started here who has legs up to my arm-pits (feel free to add your own joke here)

Lunch gawping :bow:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02086/shortest-woman-1_2086504i.jpg

[Letters]

Yes, that's the sort of thing.

<_<

[LDG]

:haha: :haha:

[PGFC]

:d Oh, bless.

[LDG]

Lots of people dying recently. And here's another one.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21828965


Frank Thornton, who played Captain Peacock in BBC comedy Are You Being Served? has died at the age of 92.

Thornton died peacefully in his sleep at his home in Barnes, London, on Saturday, his agent David Daly said.



:rose:


I hope they invent that cure for death soonish, the one I always assumed they'd find when I was a kid. Getting a bit jittery now.

[LDG]

And then you see this, and realise we're probably better off dead.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21788238

[PGFC]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/66452000/jpg/_66452073_obrien_tommycandler.jpg

Meh, I've been turned down by worse :coffee:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And then you see this, and realise we're probably better off dead.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21788238
Maybe I was wrong about who Letters' new colleague is.....

[Letters]

I hope they invent that cure for death soonish, the one I always assumed they'd find when I was a kid. Getting a bit jittery now.

Well...

#jebus.

[LDG]

:tumbleweed:

[Letters]

:wave:

[LDG]

Somebody is about then.

Dead as a doormouse today.

Well, deader than a normal doormouse that is.

[Letters]

:(

I had to give back the work iPad.

Plants vs Zombies :rose:
Candy Crush :rose:

:crying:

Might get it back in a week or so, but still :(

[LDG]

I was supposed to be getting one with my promotion. But no sign of it yet <_<

How am I supposed to check my e-mail from home remotely on my laptop now? :angry:

[Letters]

How am I supposed to piss around playing games from home remotely on my laptop now? :angry:
Innit.

:upset:

[LDG]

Still planning on a piss up pre-Reading btw if anyone's about.

[Letters]

Oh aye. Handy said she'll be around and was looking for a ticket.
If she's around and is watching the game in the pub them I'll see if MrsL wants to come. Will MrsLDG be in attendance?

[LDG]

Oh aye. Handy said she'll be around and was looking for a ticket.
If she's around and is watching the game in the pub them I'll see if MrsL wants to come. Will MrsLDG be in attendance?

Nah, she's in Estonia for the long weekend visiting her folks.





























:dance:

[Letters]

You're going to love marriage :lol:

[LDG]

Tbf, I'll actually miss her.

Not while I'm on the piss in London of course.

[Letters]

I'll mention it to cazza too.
Will probably have to do my usual trick of popping back to get dad but can meet up earlier.
:cheers:

[LDG]

:good:

Pins is it's nicer. If it's raining and cold, rocket it is.....

[Letters]

:doh:

http://factualfacts.com/funny-facts/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/

WUF :pal:

[GP]

Idiot :doh:

I'd have done it for $300

[PGFC]

Is it home time yet? :yawn:

[LDG]

Is it home time yet? :yawn:

:gp:

This week is a dragger. I can feel it :(

[WMUG]

Tunnels :bow:

[Injury Time]

:gp:

This week is a dragger. I can feel it :(
##

[LDG]

:lol:

[Letters]

First day of Spring! :patrice:





:cold: :(

[IBK]

Anyone seen Paul Weller recently? Just got 2 free tickets to see him.

[Letters]

Wouldn't mind seeing him but never have.

[GP]

I liked him in Robocop.

[IBK]

Wouldn't mind seeing him but never have.

Its on Monday. I'll let you know what it was like.

[dazthegooner]

:yawn: Very quiet on here today hate interlull's.

[LDG]

Anyone seen Paul Weller recently? Just got 2 free tickets to see him.

Should be watching him at the IOW Festival this year.

Saw him back around 97/98 when Stanley Road was out. Always really good.

Wish I'd got to see The Jam though. They would have been awlsome live.

[Cripps_orig]

15 days off work

Will be bored

[Marc Overmars]

In terms of activity, is this the worst week in GW history?

[GP]

It's the worst week in Arsenal history.

[GP]

Yeah, I know that doesn't make sense.

[LDG]

After my homemade mexican dinner, I now have the worst wind in history.

[Cripps_orig]

In terms of activity, is this the worst week in GW history?

Is that down to the international break? Or just people getting disillusioned with football?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yeah, I know that doesn't make sense.

Your face doesn't make sense.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Is that down to the international break? Or just people getting disillusioned with football?

There is fuck all to post about - we go round in circles all the time.

[Cripps_orig]

There is fuck all to post about - we go round in circles all the time.

Exactly what I was thinking. WUMs on here need to change it up tbh. NQ for example can become a theo lover, Ollie can post something sensible etc or get Charlie back tbh

[Marc Overmars]

Been asked to be a best man. :dance:

Better start thinking of a speech. I'm pretty much responsible for them being together anyway, as my mate had no cash on him when we were in a club, so I gave him a tenner to buy this girl a drink and the rest is history.

Little bit nervous tbh.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Been asked to be a best man. :dance:

Better start thinking of a speech. I'm pretty much responsible for them being together anyway, as my mate had no cash on him when we were in a club, so I gave him a tenner to buy this girl a drink and the rest is history.

Little bit nervous tbh.

Did you get your tenner back?

[WMUG]

Been asked to be a best man. :dance:

Better start thinking of a speech. I'm pretty much responsible for them being together anyway, as my mate had no cash on him when we were in a club, so I gave him a tenner to buy this girl a drink and the rest is history.

Little bit nervous tbh.


Did you get your tenner back?

Mention all of that.

Duh

[Letters]

Been asked to be a best man. :dance:

Better start thinking of a speech. I'm pretty much responsible for them being together anyway, as my mate had no cash on him when we were in a club, so I gave him a tenner to buy this girl a drink and the rest is history.

Little bit nervous tbh.Ukulele solo, tbh

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Mention all of that.

Duh

?

[LDG]

?

:lol:

WMUG's lost it in China.

That's what happens when Daddy's not around to pull you out of crack dens.

Friday :dance:

[Letters]

It's the lady bars he wants to steer clear of, from what I've heard.

Brr :cold:

But yes. Friday. :dance:

Off to see War Horse tonight.

[Injury Time]

It's the lady bars he wants to steer clear of, from what I've heard.

Brr :cold:

But yes. Friday. :dance:

Off to see War Horse tonight.

brr indeed, snow on the way in <_<

War Horse? Take tissues....

[Letters]

War Horse? Take tissues....
That good, eh? ##

[Cripps_orig]

Off to see War Horse where?

[Letters]

It's only on at one place, I'm talking about the stage show not the film (which I've seen)
It's on at the National Theatre, near Holborn.

[Cripps_orig]

Oh right.

Film was pretty awesome. Wouldn't mind watching some shows tbh. What's the best show to watch? What are ticket prices like? Best place to sit etc etc?

[Marc Overmars]

Did you get your tenner back?

No but I'll be sure to get it back during the speech. :lol:

[Letters]

No but I'll be sure to get it back during the speech. :lol:

Can I be your joke writer?

:cool:

[Marc Overmars]

I must say, gingerbread dipped in tea is stunning tbf.

[PGFC]

Friday.

Cold.

Daughter wants to visit Newham college tomorrow to see about a course, I might have to lend her a fork.

[PGFC]

I must say, gingerbread dipped in tea is stunning tbf.

This, makes the tea taste :cloud9: too

[Cripps_orig]

Newham college? That's literally down the corner. Il show her around...

[Letters]

Oh right.

Film was pretty awesome. Wouldn't mind watching some shows tbh. What's the best show to watch? What are ticket prices like? Best place to sit etc etc?

Most of the ones in town are #decent. My favourites in roughly descending order are:

Billy Elliot
Matilda
Lion King

Stalls is usually the best place to sit but it'll cost ya. Prices can get silly (£100+ for the best seats in the house) but you can usually get OK seats for about £50. The Dress Circle is OK too (that's the 2nd tier). I'd advise against the Upper Circle, it'll be cheaper but you'll be a long way from the stage.

[PGFC]

Newham college? That's literally down the corner. Il show her around...

That's what the fork's for <_<

[Cripps_orig]

Most of the ones in town are #decent. My favourites in roughly descending order are:

Billy Elliot
Matilda
Lion King

Stalls is usually the best place to sit but it'll cost ya. Prices can get silly (£100+ for the best seats in the house) but you can usually get OK seats for about £50. The Dress Circle is OK too (that's the 2nd tier). I'd advise against the Upper Circle, it'll be cheaper but you'll be a long way from the stage.

Lion King might be worth a watch.

Prices can't be any sillier than paying over £1k to watch something you love and which pisses you off at the same time which is what I do at the Emirates

[Xhaka Can’t]

brr indeed, snow on the way in <_<

War Horse? Take tissues....

I don't think you're allowed to wank at the National Theatre. At least you weren't when I was last there.

[PGFC]

I don't think you're allowed to wank at the National Theatre. At least you weren't when I was last there.

So, they allowed the alcoholic in just didn't let him drink.

[IBK]

If you like house music - this will make your day.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5D4f5NowZI

[Syn]

'Heavy snow' forecast for the weekend. heating bill is spiralling out of control. Survival is tricky. Top tip: hot water bottles.

[Marc Overmars]

Chucked it down up north but nothing here yet.

Little bit tired of this weather now.

[LDG]

'Heavy snow' forecast for the weekend. heating bill is spiralling out of control. Survival is tricky. Top tip: hot water bottles.

Or just go to pubs where the heating is free, and you go home with a beer jacket on :good:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Can I be your joke writer?

:cool:

Thats bloody hilarious, tell us another. . .no go on!

[Letters]

My wedding speech was a great commercial and critical success, ak-choo-alley.

:p

[Japan Shaking All Over]

My wedding speech was a great commercial and critical success, ak-choo-alley.

:p

:haha: stop it you're killing me

[PGFC]

If you like house music - this will make your day.

Meh, it's goodish but it's not


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flhuep_2vWk

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Most of the ones in town are #decent. My favourites in roughly descending order are:

Billy Elliot
Matilda
Lion King

Stalls is usually the best place to sit but it'll cost ya. Prices can get silly (£100+ for the best seats in the house) but you can usually get OK seats for about £50. The Dress Circle is OK too (that's the 2nd tier). I'd advise against the Upper Circle, it'll be cheaper but you'll be a long way from the stage.

Yeah BE is good, went to see it with the missus and we sat in the upper tier. Went into the theatre in Victoria to buy them and they were much cheaper than online. The woman did ask how we were with heughts and it got me thinking what have let ourselves in for but tbh the seats were fine, actually very good, we sat in the front row of the tier, mind.

[Syn]

Pub pricing is too damaging too. £12 to get a buzz going. Really feel for the elderly who can't get out. Also should be extra benefits for those with arthritis. On the plus side, if this weather persists we'll have solved the ageing population problem before Osborne finishes the job by building some concentration camps.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

looking for a cheap flatscreen tv, 32-37 inch. anyone know of any websites? budget of £200. hoping to get a decent deal near easter period.

[WMUG]

Babel by Mumford and Sons is ridiculously fun to play on the ukulele.

Shut up :p

[Xhaka Can’t]

Do you use Quidco or Topcashback?

If not, register with them - you'll hear of deals and if you go to sites via them, they'll track it and you'll get some cashback too. Can take a while for the cash to come, but it usually does. I got over £300 back last year on some already tasty deals.

Also, give Richersounds a go. If you aren't too fussy, you could get some ex-display stock. Also, if you register as a VIP member - you'll get £10 off your first purchase. They have some 32" tvs matching your criteria.

http://www.richersounds.com/products/home-cinema/lcd-and-plasma/all-tvs#3

[Marc Overmars]

Richer Sounds is excellent.

You can get some seriously good bargains from there particularly during sale periods. My local shop in MK generally stocks older models (only a year or 2 old mind) but if you aren't fussy about having the latest overpriced brand spanking new model then you'll find what you're looking for here.

I remember I spent an hour queuing up outside the store on boxing day a couple of years ago but it was worth it to get my hands on what I wanted.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

yeah i looked at richersounds, only hesitation with that site is that some of their stock is second hand and i really dont want to spend only for it to break down in a months time, although there should be some sort of warranty i guess.

never used quidco, ill give it a go. really should have acted near the xmas period, huge 40 inch tv's knocked down to £200. being the tit i am i delayed it until now and there's not any good offers flying about anymore. hoping something picks up nearer easter.

also if anyone knows any shops around london then that'll be helpful too. usually buy my stuff online but i might spend some time going around the city to see if there's any good deals in shop.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

well in that case i might give richersounds a go then.

[Marc Overmars]

I would stay away from a 2nd hand model but I think Richer Sounds offer their own 5 year warranty for an additional £30 IIRC so you'll be covered at least. Yeah it's worth having a look around because what you find in-store won't always be advertised online.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

found this on argos, 39 inch

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/5299483.htm

found a 40 inch on richersounds but a couple of the reviews on other places are awful

http://www.richersounds.com/showclearanceproduct/SHAR-LC40SH340/Sharp+Lc40sh340.html

[Xhaka Can’t]

I sometimes go round to Currys and the like (mind you there is fuck all of 'and the like' anymore) see what I want, take note of the model and then google it for better deals (and reviews).

Also, when checking out reviews - ignore the most gushing and most critical unless there is a consensus emerging one way or another.

[GP]

Quite literally a flaming homo...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-21887535

[Marc Overmars]

Managed to pick up pair of £50 shoes for £28 thanks to the Topman mongo. :pal:

[Cripps_orig]

Didn't realise it was snowing outside. Hope football isn't cancelled

[IBK]

Meh, it's goodish but it's not


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flhuep_2vWk

Thx for this. :bow:

[PGFC]

Ah, the good 'old skool' days :oldboy:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Fuck!

https://www.swearnet.com/

[Letters]

And the one person in Western Europe who might be interested is in China...

http://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/london/Learn-To-Uke/19387449?nlp=&CID=UK_CRM_1_0_0_84&a=9

[PGFC]

Little bit homicidal today.

[Letters]

Oh. War Horse :bow:
The puppetry is incredible, quite easy to suspend disbelief and think you're watching real horses, really is very cleverly done.

Also: :dance: Went in to enquire how to close the joint account dad and me had to pay for our season tickets - now we're not renewing we don't need it any more and can split whatever's in there. I was trying to work out how much it would be but it's about twice as much as I was expecting.

:patrice:

[LDG]

Oh. War Horse :bow:
The puppetry is incredible, quite easy to suspend disbelief and think you're watching real horses, really is very cleverly done.

Also: :dance: Went in to enquire how to close the joint account dad and me had to pay for our season tickets - now we're not renewing we don't need it any more and can split whatever's in there. I was trying to work out how much it would be but it's about twice as much as I was expecting.

:patrice:

That should quite easily cover the cost of and evening with Celine Dion, Bruce Forsythe or Chas n Dave :good:


Mornin :tiphat:

[Letters]

Chaz :bow:
Dave :bow:
Teddy :bow:


:run:

[PGFC]

:sulk:

[LDG]

Short week :dance:

Thanks Jesus!

[Letters]

:lol: Jebus :bow:

[LDG]

Missus is away in Estonia ##

I might well have to stretch out over the full length of the matress :jumpnana:

[Letters]

While the cat's away... ##

You heathens shouldn't get Easter btw :sulk:

[LDG]

While the cat's away...##

You heathens shouldn't get Easter btw :sulk:

Why not? I pay my taxes :angry:


Also. Saturday ## :beer:

[Letters]

:patrice:

Where we going? It's still :cold: :(

[LDG]

:patrice:

Where we going? It's still :cold: :(

Rocket is the obvious choice, as it'll be warm, and we're usually there early enough to get a seat....

[Letters]

*nods*. Will tell Cazza. I'll get there early as I have to pop back to get dad. Not sure if MrsL will accompany me.

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

I suspect Dairylea's stock just plummeted after this.....

[Letters]

:doh:

#healthandsafetygonemad.

Also, just realised I'm on training the rest of the week. It's at work, but still. :(

Also, my wedding-present toaster blew up at the weekend <_<. John Lewis had better replace it.

[LDG]

Well, it's kinda like Tuesday today anyway, so meh.

Fed up with the sniffles....my nose is running constantly, and still can't shake the sodding cough that came with the cold a few weeks back....

:threaten:

[Letters]

##

You can give me it back on Saturday

:hug:

[LDG]

It's always take take take with you....

































##

[Injury Time]

##

You can give me it back on Saturday

:hug:
i am not a piece of meat you heartless bastard <_< :upset:

[WMUG]

猪肉包子 :bow:

[LDG]

猪肉包子 :bow:

I prefer them with sweet and sour sauce tbf.



Mornin' all.

Bored already. Did all my work last week :rolleyes:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I prefer them with sweet and sour sauce tbf.



Mornin' all.

Bored already. Did all my work last week :rolleyes:

10 minutes well spent then :clap:

[LDG]

10 minutes well spent then :clap:

Well they employed new staff, so I have to give them my work :shrug:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Well they employed new staff, so I have to give them my work :shrug:

:whistle:

[LDG]

:whistle:

Whistle while you work?


Fuck. This is boring as fuck.

Another 6.5 hours of this shit.

[LDG]

:sick:

I knew I shouldn't have googled that!

:sick:

[PGFC]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That

:unsure:

[LDG]

:ilt:

[PGFC]

:rolleyes: Well if you didn't google 'that!' what did you google?

[LDG]

:rolleyes: Well if you didn't google 'that!' what did you google?

Not saying :(

In other news:

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.



She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles

gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

[PGFC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7HtG61jkwA

[Syn]

Too much pressure. Pub lunch has become a daily occurance. The beginning of the end for me bros. Am I Gervinho? I don't want to comment on speculation. But yes. #prayforsyn

[GP]

Go back to Africa.

[LDG]

Got an absolute ripper of a spot on my top lip. Hasn't gone white-headed puss phase yet, still in Red mode, but when it changes, it's gonna be a corker.