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Xhaka Can’t
12-04-2013, 09:26 AM
WAH!

Tried to get in, spent about 15 minutes at Arnos Grove with severe delays, thought "sod this" and came home again.

Caught in the same mess. Walked to New Southgate Station and am still on the way in!

Letters
12-04-2013, 09:41 AM
:sulk: Public sector shirkers.

I got a new contract, I don't need to bother any more

:theo:

PGFC
12-04-2013, 10:34 AM
:d

Injury Time
12-04-2013, 07:38 PM
Just saw Spuds score :haha:
Agent Ade mission part1 complete :bow: : pleasebringbackthewankergif:

Letters
12-04-2013, 09:30 PM
Just saw Spuds score :haha:
Agent Ade mission part1 complete :bow: : pleasebringbackthewankergif:
Never get bored of watching this :lol:

http://i.minus.com/ibm1xdud1YpFzS.gif

Cripps_orig
12-04-2013, 09:32 PM
Agent Ade :bow:

Özil's Panoramic View
12-04-2013, 10:20 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHrK_plCYAAcSqg.jpg

:lol:

PGFC
13-04-2013, 07:15 AM
"Oh, what a beautiful morning" :music:

Marc Overmars
13-04-2013, 08:44 AM
Clear blue skies. :faint:

Letters
13-04-2013, 09:06 AM
Clear blue skies. :faint:
Don't get used to it <_<

LDG
13-04-2013, 09:09 AM
Saturday! :dance:

Beer! :dance:

#skintcosiboughtstonestickets

Injury Time
13-04-2013, 09:34 AM
Footie* :scarf:
Curry :cloud9:

*dont Fuckit up WUMger <_<

PGFC
13-04-2013, 09:35 AM
Cup of tea and a Snickers :patrice:

IBK
13-04-2013, 01:39 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHrK_plCYAAcSqg.jpg

:lol:

:lol:

Letters
15-04-2013, 08:52 AM
:patrice:

Morning.

Xhaka Can’t
15-04-2013, 09:13 AM
Long week-end!

A whole day with my son!

Legends Tour!

John Radford!

Monday! :woohoo:

Letters
15-04-2013, 09:28 AM
Did the boss say if you didn't come in Friday don't bother coming in Monday?


I'm off tomorrow though - 2nd attempt at the balloon flight although the forecast is for cloud so might not happen.

Xhaka Can’t
15-04-2013, 09:31 AM
Did the boss say if you didn't come in Friday don't bother coming in Monday?


I'm off tomorrow though - 2nd attempt at the balloon flight although the forecast is for cloud so might not happen.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lAEO07SISU

:haha:

LDG
15-04-2013, 09:35 AM
This week is going to be interesting. The boss leaves on Friday. Then I'm in charge.

:dancingman:

Xhaka Can’t
15-04-2013, 09:37 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/beliebers-wondering-if-nazi-persecution-would-change-their-taste-in-pop-stars-2013041565591


Fifteen year-old Emma Bradford, from Peterborough, added: “Who the fuck is Anne Frank and why is she having a go at Justin?”

:lol:

Xhaka Can’t
15-04-2013, 09:38 AM
This week is going to be interesting. The boss leaves on Friday. Then I'm in charge.

:dancingman:

Four day week-end! Woohoo!

LDG
15-04-2013, 09:40 AM
The Daily Mash :bow:

LDG
15-04-2013, 09:41 AM
Four day week-end! Woohoo!

Screw you!


May, June & July are already booked out with excessive annual leave from me. I'm basically going part time for the summer.

Letters
15-04-2013, 09:51 AM
This week is going to be interesting. The boss leaves on Friday. Then I'm in charge.

:dancingman:
Your company :rose:


*sells shares*

LDG
15-04-2013, 09:53 AM
Your company :rose:


*sells shares*

On the plus side. There will be plenty of partys for everyone.

Wednesday morning drinking in the board room :bow:

Letters
15-04-2013, 10:15 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/fuck-this-says-attenborough-200811111390


SIR David Attenborough said 'fuck this' last night after Strictly Come Dancing became the most popular television programme in the world.

The veteran documentary maker slumped in his chair with his head in his hands, sobbing quietly before walking to the lavatory and throwing up for half an hour.

Sir David added: "We spent four years developing a camera we could put inside a hummingbird's egg so you could actually witness the development of those amazing wings.

"We then waited for the bird to hatch and grow and then filmed it at such close range you could see the expression on its face.

"But no, you're right. How tedious. If only we'd trained the little fucker to dance."

The BBC has now sold the 'Strictly' format to 34 countries, occasionally throwing-in a free VHS video of Life on Earth.

A spokesman said: "The groundbreaking thing about Strictly Come Dancing is that we take people you would not normally associate with dancing and then we film them dancing.

"Often we do have to remind the viewer who the celebrity is so they realise the celebrity would not normally be dancing. But then we can say 'wow, look at that bloke off the news – he's dancing!'"

Sir David said: "Fuck, and I might add, this."

:haha:

LDG
15-04-2013, 10:28 AM
:d

BTW, that vid Perry posted of "How Animals Eat Food" was probably the funniest thing I've seen over the last year. I had tears streaming when I watched that.

Letters
15-04-2013, 10:32 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/i-am-the-greatest-thing-of-all-time-says-bacon-2013030761993


BACON has asserted that it is the greatest and all other food is its bitch.

As researchers linked bacon to a number of health problems including heart disease, bacon announced that it didn’t give a fuck.

Other foods cleared a respectful path as bacon slid out of the fridge to deliver its confident statement.

Bacon said: “Out of my way bitches, bacon’s coming through.

It continued: “You think you can replace bacon with chicken, fish or lentils. You cannot.

“You think a longer, healthier life without bacon is worth living. It is not.

“I am bacon. Smell bacon. Nothing else in the universe smells like that, you firstborn child’s head smells like shit by comparison.

“I’m incredible and I don’t even have to try.

“You go ahead and talk your talk, but you know, and I know, what’s going in the frying pan tomorrow.

“Here’s a clue – it’s not chicken.

“Bacon has spoken. You may go now.”

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Bacon is full of itself, but when you look at its track record you have to admit such arrogance is well-founded.”

:haha:

Muslims :pal:

Bacon :bow:

GP
15-04-2013, 11:05 AM
:haha:

Muslims :pal:

:gp:

LDG
15-04-2013, 11:09 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21720318

WTF.

:lol:

Letters
15-04-2013, 11:14 AM
It's nice to see they're doing something for referees.

PGFC
15-04-2013, 04:17 PM
:d

BTW, that vid Perry posted of "How Animals Eat Food" was probably the funniest thing I've seen over the last year. I had tears streaming when I watched that.

Rhino

Still chuckling...

:d

LDG
15-04-2013, 04:21 PM
Rhino

Still chuckling...

:d

:haha:

Marc Overmars
15-04-2013, 04:28 PM
Leaving work when the sun is out. :cloud9:

LDG
16-04-2013, 12:07 PM
I'm really into my seeds at the moment. Pumkin and Sunflower seeds to be specific. They're doing wonders for my insides.

GP
16-04-2013, 12:14 PM
So wait...

Someone put their seed inside you?

lolz

LDG
16-04-2013, 12:15 PM
HAAA!


Is it the weekend yet? :(

PGFC
16-04-2013, 01:09 PM
No :(

LDG
16-04-2013, 01:20 PM
Curses!

PGFC
17-04-2013, 01:07 PM
Still not :(

Letters
17-04-2013, 01:07 PM
This would never have happened under Thatcher <_<

LDG
17-04-2013, 01:10 PM
Sort of the weekend tomorrow....in that I get to go out for beer....bosses leaving do...:dance:

Letters
17-04-2013, 01:32 PM
:patrice:

Booked my tickets to go up the Burj Khalifa. Going to Dubai for a work jolly conference in May, as we only have to pay one air fare MrsL and me are going there the preceding weekend to look around.

:dance:

Marc Overmars
17-04-2013, 02:20 PM
I went when the Burj Khalifa was under construction, even then I thought fuck that's huge. Love to go again at some point, a city that pretty much has everything. It was odd going skiing indoors then stepping out to 40 degree heat.

Letters
17-04-2013, 02:23 PM
I went to NY in '99 and saw the Twin Towers. Standing next to them looking up made me :wacko:
And this bloody thing is as tall as one of them on top of the other.
:blink:

Not looking forward to the heat but everything else should be awlsome.

Shaqiri Is Boss
17-04-2013, 02:27 PM
I went to NY in '99 and saw the Twin Towers. Standing next to them looking up made me :wacko:
And this bloody thing is as tall as one of them on top of the other.
:blink:

Not looking forward to the heat but everything else should be awlsome.
:faint:

Whaaat!

But they were really big!

Letters
17-04-2013, 02:32 PM
Yes. Yes they were.
This thing is really bigger.

This thing shits all over everything else in terms of being tall

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_tallest_buildings_in_the_world

Ollie the Optimist
17-04-2013, 02:35 PM
i went to dubai in 2006 when it was being built, it wasnt massively tall at that point, however they were building at a floor a day, so when i left after 2 weeks it was 14 stories higher, incrediable speed

GP
17-04-2013, 02:59 PM
I remember when Taipei 101 was built, the engineering that went into it was mind boggling.

Burj Khalifa is over 60% taller :lol:

Letters
17-04-2013, 03:03 PM
It's just ridiculous showing off.

What will those crazy A-rabs get up to next, take over a PL club and buy the PL Title?


Oh <_<

GP
17-04-2013, 03:06 PM
They're just lucky the oil will never run out.

Oh.

Marc Overmars
17-04-2013, 03:06 PM
Dubai is just insane really.

Palm Islands. :wacko:

Letters
17-04-2013, 04:18 PM
:cool:

Just got my exam result. I got me an ITIL Foundation Certificate in IT Service Management

Men want to be me, women want to be with me.


Me :bow:

GP
17-04-2013, 04:39 PM
I bought on off the internet.

Me :bow:

Letters
17-04-2013, 04:47 PM
You bumbling idiot :angry:

Letters
18-04-2013, 08:17 AM
Thursday then.
About as Friday as it's going to get, till tomorrow when I have a half day. Going away for the weekend to Bournemouth.

LDG
18-04-2013, 10:32 AM
Thursday then.
About as Friday as it's going to get, till tomorrow when I have a half day. Going away for the weekend to Bournemouth.

Yeah. Bosses leaving thing tonight. We're just doing office clearing tomorrow, so Friday it is.

What you doing in Bournemouth. Aside from clubbing, drinking too much and being a lout....

Letters
18-04-2013, 10:46 AM
MrsL Snr got us a weekend in a hotel there for MrsL's birthday.
No real plans, just mooch around really.

Mooching :bow:

LDG
18-04-2013, 11:06 AM
MrsL Snr got us a weekend in a hotel there for MrsL's birthday.
No real plans, just mooch around really.

Mooching :bow:

They've built a sea and sand thing called "Beach" down there too. Worth checking out if you have the time. Think it's free too.

You're welcome. :good:

Letters
18-04-2013, 11:09 AM
I bet the one they built in Dubai will be nicer. <_<
I'll have a look though. Thanks.

Marc Overmars
18-04-2013, 11:24 AM
Might be off to Bournemouth for my birthday next month. Hope the weather is #decent.

LDG
18-04-2013, 01:50 PM
:yawn:

Is it time to go yet?

I can feel myself winding down for the weekend already....this is not good with a day and a half still to go :(

Marc Overmars
18-04-2013, 01:56 PM
Just called up a couple of places to hopefully buy car insurance, but after a run through with them the quotes I got from Compare The Market were miles off from what the companies were actually offering. I get that they're estimates but one quote they showed was actually almost double. :doh:

Fuck you Meerkat!

Syn
18-04-2013, 02:14 PM
On the plus side, petrol prices to drop heavily over the next 6 months. But you should sell your car and public transport/cycle with the rest of us plebs.

LDG
18-04-2013, 02:14 PM
Not having a car is awlsome tbf. I actually don't think I could afford one anyway....well, probs could, but I wouldn't be able to do much drinking....a) cos it costs too much and b) cos I'd be driving, innit.

GP
18-04-2013, 02:15 PM
Everyone knows alcohol improves driving ability

LDG
18-04-2013, 02:27 PM
Everyone knows alcohol improves driving ability

Aye. As long as you have a pirates eye patch on, you're fine.

Marc Overmars
18-04-2013, 03:18 PM
Aviva. :bow:

Great price and it's all done online, no need to run through everything on the phone.

Insurance done for another year. Yay.

WMUG
19-04-2013, 12:39 AM
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpavH_mt5W5O47pJuwgQt4XHtya_VXN hSQch7dO1YeY2oIodQ4

Letters
19-04-2013, 08:04 AM
Et tu, Rolf?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22212131

:upset:


Oh well. Friday :patrice:
Off to sunny Bournemouth later.

PGFC
19-04-2013, 08:26 AM
"Can you tell what it is yet?"

Yes, it's a cock and you're nicked."

Letters
19-04-2013, 08:32 AM
Innocent till proven guilty :sulk:

PGFC
19-04-2013, 08:35 AM
Yes, of course that's the theory... :good:

Innocent until splashed all over the media

Letters
19-04-2013, 08:38 AM
Mmm <_< I've already had to reprimand one FB friend this morning reminding him Rolf hasn't even been charged much less convicted.

LDG
19-04-2013, 08:47 AM
Tie me 10 year old down, sport.

PGFC
19-04-2013, 09:03 AM
He's probably been pestering people for pictures of their kids or something.

LDG
19-04-2013, 09:43 AM
FRIDAY! :dance:

Cracking send off for the boss last night...

Fish n Chips tonight :bow:

Marc Overmars
19-04-2013, 09:51 AM
Quiet weekend for me, save little bit cash and detox.

LDG
19-04-2013, 10:35 AM
Two little boys had two little toys....

Pity they weren't mace and a rape alarm.

Master Splinter
19-04-2013, 10:44 AM
Et tu, Rolf?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22212131

:upset:


FFS.

As a great man once said, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

This is worse than finding out you're adopted.

And your dad is Pulis.

And your mum is Vanessa Feltz.

And your brother is Letters.

Who is also a Teddy Sheringham-loving royalist post-Beatles McCartney fan.

At least Bob Holness died in time.

FFS.

Master Splinter
19-04-2013, 10:48 AM
The lyrics for Two Little Boys have instantly become more sinister than a Pulis pre-match manifesto.

Fuck off LDG.

LDG
19-04-2013, 11:00 AM
Can you taste what it is yet?

LDG
19-04-2013, 11:36 AM
Mmm <_< I've already had to reprimand one FB friend this morning reminding him Rolf hasn't even been charged much less convicted.

I know. I mean for all we know, he didn't even didgeridoo it.

LDG
19-04-2013, 03:12 PM
NEED BEER!

Hangover has turned into tiredness. Need a pickmeup.

Come on 5.15.

Come on.

PGFC
19-04-2013, 03:21 PM
:sulk: Hopeless alcoholic.

LDG
19-04-2013, 03:26 PM
Hic

Shaqiri Is Boss
19-04-2013, 03:29 PM
Mmm <_< I've already had to reprimand one FB friend this morning reminding him Rolf hasn't even been charged much less convicted.

He blatantly did though. He's got a beard and everything.

WMUG
20-04-2013, 12:09 AM
Nature just woke me up by gently shaking me. By which I mean there was a fucking earthquake. Fuck.

PGFC
20-04-2013, 09:23 AM
Is that the first time the Earth's moved for you then?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-22228225

Small earthquake, nowhere important, some people died.

WMUG
20-04-2013, 11:56 AM
Is that the first time the Earth's moved for you then?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-22228225

Small earthquake, nowhere important, some people died.
Yup, earthquake virginity is gone. Wasn't massive here, but was apparently enough for one guy to jump out of his window, saw him being stretchered away :blink:

Syn
20-04-2013, 08:42 PM
Fair play wmug, most of us don't have the balls to gtfo and enter an unknown environment at a young age. Brits are terrible at it.

Xhaka Can’t
20-04-2013, 08:59 PM
Fair play wmug, most of us don't have the balls to gtfo and enter an unknown environment at a young age. Brits are terrible at it.

Speak for yourself,when I was 18 I went to Elland Road.

GP
20-04-2013, 09:18 PM
I went to LIDL once.

Xhaka Can’t
20-04-2013, 09:26 PM
Because you had run out of money?

GP
20-04-2013, 09:34 PM
I'm always out of money

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
21-04-2013, 12:31 AM
looking to buy some outdoor CCTV cameras for the house. budget of £300ish

does anyone have the slightest clue where to start? no bloody idea tbh

PGFC
21-04-2013, 12:13 PM
Maplin

http://www.maplin.co.uk

Letters
21-04-2013, 01:45 PM
Yup, earthquake virginity is gone. Wasn't massive here, but was apparently enough for one guy to jump out of his window
I think it's generally accepted that's the best thing to do.
:doh:

Letters
21-04-2013, 01:46 PM
looking to buy some outdoor CCTV cameras for the house. budget of £300ish

does anyone have the slightest clue where to start? no bloody idea tbh
You live in Liverpool too, huh?

:pal:

PGFC
22-04-2013, 08:36 AM
Monday :yawn:

Cripps_orig
22-04-2013, 08:39 AM
Day off :bow:

Mondays are awesome tbf

Going to the O2 arena later. Can't wait.

Mondays :bow:

WMUG
22-04-2013, 09:02 AM
I think it's generally accepted that's the best thing to do.
:doh:

:lol:

Apparently 5 people jumped, only one injured though. Because he jumped from the 6th floor.

Just hide under your desk like a normal person!

LDG
22-04-2013, 09:59 AM
Monday :yawn:

:gp:

Knackered.

First day in the big boys chair too....

Internet :bow:

Letters
22-04-2013, 10:33 AM
Lovely weekend in Bournemouth :patrice:
Sun :bow:

Ollie the Optimist
22-04-2013, 10:50 AM
Hello :wave:

GP
22-04-2013, 10:59 AM
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/address.png

Joker
22-04-2013, 01:15 PM
Brwned has signed up...

McNamara That Ghost...
22-04-2013, 01:30 PM
Again? :lol:

WMUG
22-04-2013, 04:12 PM
:lol:

Apparently 5 people jumped, only one injured though. Because he jumped from the 6th floor.

Just hide under your desk like a normal person!Apparently he died. Well fuck.

Letters
22-04-2013, 04:57 PM
:rose:

If you're going to go around jumping out of a 6th floor window though...

GP
22-04-2013, 05:00 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37186195.jpg

LDG
23-04-2013, 08:26 AM
Mornin.

:sick:

PGFC
23-04-2013, 08:44 AM
As if it being Tuesday wasn't bad enough...

McNamara That Ghost...
23-04-2013, 09:34 AM
Football is so shit.









Champions League tonight. :bow:

Letters
23-04-2013, 09:50 AM
Another title won by Wenger :bow:


Shame it wasn't for Arsenal <_<

PGFC
23-04-2013, 02:40 PM
Just mooched into town, little bit boob Tuesday :cool:

Letters
24-04-2013, 08:18 AM
:patrice:

Lovely evening last night, went for a walk with MrsL. Lovely again today.

Sprummer :bow:

LDG
24-04-2013, 08:19 AM
Good Mornin' Good Mornin', we talked the whole night through
Good Mornin' Good Mornin', to you!

:tiphat:

Japan Shaking All Over
24-04-2013, 08:21 AM
First dinner tonight of a smallish farewell tourof people I will be leaving behind. . .kind of sad but massive thank you to the whole lot

PGFC
24-04-2013, 08:33 AM
First dinner tonight of a smallish farewell tourof people I will be leaving behind. . .kind of sad but massive thank you to the whole lot

:hug:

Letters
24-04-2013, 08:47 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22275280

Removing PGFC's fork :bow:

Letters
24-04-2013, 08:54 AM
Also, I would really like to have sex with Katherine Jenkins

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67196000/jpg/_67196680_017798741-1.jpg


:loveblush:

PGFC
24-04-2013, 08:59 AM
Peace in our time :d

Jenkins? :unsure: I'd like to watch her having sex with Rachel Riley though. :popcorn:


Oh, and JLS are splitting up, words can't describe how I'm feeling about that.

Marc Overmars
24-04-2013, 09:12 AM
#decent weather.

Looking forward to playing football in this later.

Japan Shaking All Over
24-04-2013, 09:32 AM
Nom nom

Xhaka Can’t
24-04-2013, 09:35 AM
Peace in our time :d

Jenkins? :unsure: I'd like to watch her having sex with Rachel Riley though. :popcorn:


Oh, and JLS are splitting up, words can't describe how I'm feeling about that.

Did you watch 8/10 Cats doing Countdown?

Marc Overmars
24-04-2013, 09:42 AM
Rachel Riley. :cloud9:

LDG
24-04-2013, 09:53 AM
Did you watch 8/10 Cats doing Countdown?

*nods*

:faint:

PGFC
24-04-2013, 09:55 AM
*nods*

:faint:

This :good:

Letters
24-04-2013, 10:05 AM
:unsure: I only saw the end of it. What did she do? :o

PGFC
24-04-2013, 10:06 AM
:d She doesn't have to do anything...

Letters
24-04-2013, 10:08 AM
Oh. <_<

The way you were going on you'd think she stripped off and drenched herself in baby oil before....





back in 5. :wacko:

GP
24-04-2013, 10:09 AM
I bet he's back in closer to 2.

Xhaka Can’t
24-04-2013, 10:51 AM
:d She doesn't have to do anything...

*nods*

:faint:

Letters
25-04-2013, 11:15 AM
:patrice:

Another lovely day :d

Marc Overmars
25-04-2013, 11:21 AM
Little bit beer garden tbf.

PGFC
25-04-2013, 03:18 PM
NHS bureaucracy :banghead:

"I know we promised to do your other cataract after we'd signed off on your retina but we lied, you'll have to be re-refered sorry, that's the policy..."

Thanks Moorfields, great work, welcome to the world of the NHS cattle-class.

WMUG
25-04-2013, 03:34 PM
Countries with socialised medicine :pal:

Countries without socialised midicine :pal: :pal: :pal: :pal: :pal:

Letters
25-04-2013, 03:38 PM
Countries with earthquakes :pal: :pal: :pal: :pal:

GP
25-04-2013, 06:21 PM
http://media.gizmodo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/NASA-Mars-Penis.jpg

NASA :lol:

Cripps_orig
25-04-2013, 06:54 PM
Horrific weather today

PGFC
25-04-2013, 07:25 PM
Horrific weather today :pal:

LDG
26-04-2013, 03:17 PM
What a week :faint:

Haven't had time to breathe :(

Can't wait for a few beers tomorrow.

Letters
26-04-2013, 04:06 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-22308165

:doh:

Marc Overmars
26-04-2013, 04:10 PM
Payday today. :dance:

Although half of it has gone on paying off my credit card as the interest-free period is over. <_<

LDG
26-04-2013, 04:12 PM
Payday today. :dance:



:gp:

And my new salary :dance:

##

Injury Time
26-04-2013, 04:34 PM
Payday, pay cut again <_<

Letters
26-04-2013, 06:01 PM
Now I've had my contract extended I'm on a new salary too.

:cool:


Same as the old one though :(

Marc Overmars
26-04-2013, 06:44 PM
Max Clifford the latest sick fuck to be questioned by the police. :pal:

Ollie the Optimist
26-04-2013, 06:53 PM
Max Clifford the latest sick fuck to be questioned by the police. :pal:


thought he was arrested/spoken too ages ago, one of the early ones, but now hes been charged and thats todays news

Letters
26-04-2013, 07:07 PM
Max Clifford the latest sick fuck to be questioned by the police. :pal:

Not just questioned:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22313286

:pal:

Spin that one, Max...

GP
26-04-2013, 10:45 PM
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress and play a girl bunny?

Özim
28-04-2013, 12:10 PM
Can someone please tell me why the f*ck I've been removed from the Arsenal vs Man U thread.

This is a p*ss take, I haven't posted anything which warrants been removed.

F*cking sick of this sh*t, I'm looking forward to seeing RVP again so f*cking what! Whoever did it needs to get a f*cking life!

Marc Overmars
28-04-2013, 12:14 PM
:lol:

What did you say?

Özim
28-04-2013, 12:15 PM
:lol:

What did you say?
F*ck all to be honest.

Just repeated the headline off Sky about RVP returning as a champion and me looking forward to seeing him play at the Emirates again.

Some pr*ck decided to remove for me that.

Özim
28-04-2013, 12:25 PM
No reply, not a surprise the said mod scarpered quick smart like a coward.

Seems it's all about who you like and don't like.

Letters
28-04-2013, 12:32 PM
F*cking sick of this sh*t
That's pretty much how we feel about your WUMming.

And you were WUMming.

You have been warned about this recently - not by me I might add so it's no use claiming this is some personal vendetta.

You'd only WUM the thread anyway, if one of the other mods want to reinstate you on the thread then that's up to them.

Letters
28-04-2013, 12:33 PM
No reply, not a surprise the said mod scarpered quick smart like a coward.
:lol: We have someone round for lunch, I don't spend every waking out on here.

Marc Overmars
28-04-2013, 12:37 PM
Disgusting how fishermen are treated on here.

GP
28-04-2013, 12:48 PM
Top modding.

Master Splinter
28-04-2013, 01:23 PM
Jofnn's banhammer :bow:

Joker
28-04-2013, 01:35 PM
This place is like the USSR sometimes. The irritating thing is how people are only considered to be "wumming" if they say something against the accepted GW doctrine. And yet the WUMs who mercilessly criticise players who are not flavour of the month(like Walcott) even when it is unwarranted are let off the hook. It's a bit pathetic tbh. Then there's the fact that there are posters who chase Zim around and hound him whenever he has the temerity to voice an opinion. Why are these posters never censured?

GP
28-04-2013, 01:41 PM
'accepted GW doctrine'

:haha:

Grow up

Marc Overmars
28-04-2013, 01:42 PM
joker iz rite.

Joker
28-04-2013, 01:46 PM
Come on, there is an accepted doctrine here, which is why the wumming that posters like Zim or PnG face when they voice an unpopular opinion about Wenger, Gazidis, Giroud etc seem to get ignored.

Letters
28-04-2013, 01:47 PM
joker iz rite.
unlike your face lolz

Letters
28-04-2013, 01:48 PM
Come on, there is an accepted doctrine here, which is why the wumming that posters like Zim or PnG face when they voice an unpopular opinion about Wenger, Gazidis, Giroud etc seem to get ignored.

Generally depends on the way things are posted. Sometimes people have genuine opinions, other times it's obvious WUMming. It's not that hard to tell the difference.

McNamara That Ghost...
28-04-2013, 01:50 PM
Come on, there is an accepted doctrine here, which is why the wumming that posters like Zim or PnG face when they voice an unpopular opinion about Wenger, Gazidis, Giroud etc seem to get ignored.

So why do some choose to home in on Ollie when he dares to be positive about the club he loves if you aren't trying to 'indoctrinate'?

You're the one that tries to make everything so divisive, with the language you choose to use. You're nowhere to be seen in a thread until you can wade in with the same language time after time.

Maybe it can be tolerated in other threads but with a match thread which really shouldn't be a vehicle to have the same discussions on repeat, you can understand why Zim was banned from it. Especially when a lot of times he hasn't even watched the match but goes in to have the same arguments.

Joker
28-04-2013, 01:52 PM
So why do some choose to home in on Ollie when he dares to be positive about the club he loves if you aren't trying to 'indoctrinate'?

You're the one that tries to make everything so divisive, with the language you choose to use. You're nowhere to be seen in a thread until you can wade in with the same language time after time.

The divisiveness is due to the +1 agenda driven posts that people make, deliberately posting an opinion that is the exact opposite of the posters they don't like. And it's not just Zim, Cripps etc who engage in this yet it appears they are always pulled up on it.

Shaqiri Is Boss
28-04-2013, 01:54 PM
So who on here is Samba and who is Clint Hill? :popcorn:

McNamara That Ghost...
28-04-2013, 01:55 PM
The divisiveness is due to the +1 agenda driven posts that people make, deliberately posting an opinion that is the exact opposite of the posters they don't like. And it's not just Zim, Cripps etc who engage in this yet it appears they are always pulled up on it.

You're agenda driven too, stop making it out that you aren't.

Anyway, as I've said on a million occasion those you try to go to wordsmith war with, do get pulled up on it. At the very least I have deleted posts from everyone when it all goes crazy in a thread but it makes no difference, you still make out like Zim, Cripps et al are the only ones to suffer punity.

Why? Because it suits your agenda of the criticisers being marginalised, which evidently isn't the case with so many more down on Arsenal now.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
28-04-2013, 01:56 PM
:lol: gw.

awful forum.

Niall_Quinn
28-04-2013, 02:48 PM
The divisiveness is due to the +1 agenda driven posts that people make, deliberately posting an opinion that is the exact opposite of the posters they don't like. And it's not just Zim, Cripps etc who engage in this yet it appears they are always pulled up on it.

You're a city fan so why care what goes on on an Arsenal forum?

Özim
28-04-2013, 03:43 PM
That's pretty much how we feel about your WUMming.

And you were WUMming.

You have been warned about this recently - not by me I might add so it's no use claiming this is some personal vendetta.

You'd only WUM the thread anyway, if one of the other mods want to reinstate you on the thread then that's up to them.
Sorry but it wasn't wumming, it's genuinely how I feel, not my fault you don't like it.

As for wumming as Joker says, some pr*cks on here get away with allsorts without any repercussions just because you guys happen to like them more.

Özim
28-04-2013, 03:49 PM
So why do some choose to home in on Ollie when he dares to be positive about the club he loves if you aren't trying to 'indoctrinate'?
Ollie, you're kidding me right, he's goes around wumming as much as anyone else, it's just that you guys ignore it because "he's positive about the club".

McNamara That Ghost...
28-04-2013, 04:02 PM
No, he has had posts edited and deleted by me but it's never remembered. We're talking about this idea about people being hounded out when they're guilty of doing it too.

Özim
28-04-2013, 04:06 PM
I don't see these guys banned from any threads, funny that.

In addition, I've seen plenty of posts by him (and others) that should be edited and remain, it's always the people who are perceived to be "negative" that have their posts edited, quite often the mods have to be reminded about the original wummers post.

Like I said it's basically a case of people being biased against a certain few (and I'm not referring to you), it's been pretty clear for a while now.

McNamara That Ghost...
28-04-2013, 04:18 PM
And how many years have you gone without being banned from any threads? You make it sound like you've had unfair treatment since the forum was created.

Ollie has been banned from some before. In fact he was banned before.

Xhaka Can’t
28-04-2013, 04:18 PM
Zim, you clearly have issues with this place and its moderation.

Why not go to another Arsenal forum, and when you have been banned from there, come back and tell us what it was like.

Özim
28-04-2013, 04:24 PM
And how many years have you gone without being banned from any threads? You make it sound like you've had unfair treatment since the forum was created.

Ollie has been banned from some before. In fact he was banned before.
Irrelevant really, that's 3 in a week, 2 of which were totally unjustified.

You're the one that mentioned Ollie, the reason he gets picked up on some is he specifically mentions other posters when they're not around and point scores regularly, all goes unnoticed it seems.

Özim
28-04-2013, 04:25 PM
Zim, you clearly have issues with this place and its moderation.

Why not go to another Arsenal forum, and when you have been banned from there, come back and tell us what it was like.
Yeah I've got issues with being banned from threads when I actually haven't done anything unreasonable in them.

As for other Arsenal forums, you're generalising, they're not all run by little Hitlers, people are allowed opinions which is precisely what I posted today.

McNamara That Ghost...
28-04-2013, 05:01 PM
Irrelevant really, that's 3 in a week, 2 of which were totally unjustified.

You're the one that mentioned Ollie, the reason he gets picked up on some is he specifically mentions other posters when they're not around and point scores regularly, all goes unnoticed it seems.

Of course I mentioned Ollie, because it made sense with what I was saying and was something I noticed very recently. I didn't bring him up to say he doesn't ever have action taken against him though.

And no it's not irrelevant, if you can't accept three actions on you after seven years then you put yourself in a worse position then all other posters that have had some form of action taken against them before.

We don't really want you bringing down every thread to the same talking points, just like when I said the same thing to NQ with regards to RVP not so long ago.

You call it unjustified but it isn't.

Ollie the Optimist
28-04-2013, 05:53 PM
Ollie, you're kidding me right, he's goes around wumming as much as anyone else, it's just that you guys ignore it because "he's positive about the club".

zimm you dont watch games, yet post the same response every match thread. the other day you said you read them to get the general opinion before posting, yet the reading game where we won 4-1. you still posted negative crap. it was clear then you went for a reaction

PGFC
29-04-2013, 08:00 AM
Morning Ladies :tiphat:

Why are you all posting sensible shit on Currants? inanities only please :good:

Injury Time
29-04-2013, 08:21 AM
Morning Ladies :tiphat:

Why are you all posting sensible shit on Currants? inanities only please :good:
You called?
RvP ****
Sagna ****
Theo lazy ****
*abnormality restored?*

Injury Time
29-04-2013, 08:21 AM
Update: just ate a banana, it woz nice.

PGFC
29-04-2013, 08:51 AM
:dance:

Ollie the Optimist
29-04-2013, 09:04 AM
Morning :)

Letters
29-04-2013, 09:05 AM
And we're back :lol:

Morning all :tiphat:

LDG
29-04-2013, 09:08 AM
:yawn:

Letters
29-04-2013, 09:14 AM
Had a nice lie-in this morning.

Public Sector :bow:

LDG
29-04-2013, 09:15 AM
<_<

Four day week though, so I shouldn't complain. Plus I don't have to work another monday morning until 20th May :dance:

Letters
29-04-2013, 09:27 AM
I have 8 working days in May

:patrice:


Well...I do have 3 days in Dubai which are technically working days but I'm not really counting those.

Injury Time
29-04-2013, 09:33 AM
I have 8 working days in May

:patrice:


Well...I do have 3 days in Dubai which are technically working days but I'm not really counting those.
So more than an average month then. :run:

Letters
29-04-2013, 09:36 AM
<_< I usually work much more than that, ak-choo-alley.


Well...I come in, anyway :d

PGFC
29-04-2013, 01:12 PM
Anyone got a link to Reginald D Hunters set at the PFA awards last night

Man I'd love to see that, good white folks all upset, lolz

Marc Overmars
29-04-2013, 01:13 PM
I can't imagine it was officially filmed but yeah I'd love to see it. :lol:

Niall_Quinn
29-04-2013, 01:19 PM
Anyone got a link to Reginald D Hunters set at the PFA awards last night

Man I'd love to see that, good white folks all upset, lolz

No, can't find anything other than the incident being used as a headline to promote his new DVD.

Letters
29-04-2013, 02:09 PM
Bananas :bow:

LDG
29-04-2013, 02:09 PM
I suspect that this week may drag a little. If today is anything to go on, it's going to be more draggy than one of FY's "girlfriends".

Letters
29-04-2013, 02:22 PM
:rimshot:

LDG
29-04-2013, 02:32 PM
:rimshot:

Why thanks :tiphat:

I'm not here all week, as I have Friday off.

Letters
29-04-2013, 02:46 PM
I don't have Friday off <_<
But I do have next Friday off.


And the 3 weeks after that
:patrice:

Well, apart from the work conference in Dubai but that won't feel much like work.

LDG
29-04-2013, 02:50 PM
Summer :bow:

Holidays :bow:

Yeah, I'm off on 11th for a week, then I pretty much have every Friday off until August....

Bloody hope it's sunny all summer <_<

Marc Overmars
29-04-2013, 02:53 PM
I always book off the Fridays before a bank holiday Monday, pretty much the first thing I do when we get our new batch of holiday. :lol:

4 day weekends. :bow:

Cripps_orig
29-04-2013, 03:41 PM
Big event at the Excel arena coming up meaning I'm working bank holiday.

I do have most of this week off though

Letters
29-04-2013, 05:20 PM
Employee du Jour!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22342320

:lol:

LDG
30-04-2013, 09:00 AM
Morning

Sunny :cool:

Letters
30-04-2013, 09:13 AM
Innit. Not that warm though. Still, nice day for it.

GP
30-04-2013, 09:14 AM
:o Queen Beatrix has abdicated

PGFC
30-04-2013, 09:36 AM
Long live the King!

Letters
30-04-2013, 09:38 AM
Gawd bless 'er :bow:


Pomp :bow:

LDG
30-04-2013, 09:40 AM
Pomp and Sheromony?

Letters
30-04-2013, 09:44 AM
Teddy :loveblush:

LDG
30-04-2013, 10:15 AM
I'm deffo on the wind down for holiday mode. Can't be fucked today at all....

Letters
30-04-2013, 10:26 AM
We just had to evacuate 'cos the fire alarm went off. That was fun.

PGFC
30-04-2013, 10:29 AM
Don't Panic :patrice:

Letters
30-04-2013, 10:58 AM
We're on the top floor and it took forever to get down the stairs. Were it a real emergency I'd have probably died. Or pushed older and/or female colleagues over the way and trampled over their prone bodies to escape.

LDG
30-04-2013, 11:05 AM
:lol:

GP
30-04-2013, 11:08 AM
I recommend escaping Chinese style.

Letters
30-04-2013, 11:10 AM
?

PGFC
30-04-2013, 11:40 AM
Jump, you fucker, jump.

LDG
30-04-2013, 11:55 AM
Chinese scientists have discovered the rare Rock n Roll Panda, but are struggling to understand it's dietary habits.

Though it does seem as though all they need is a wop boppa luba ba wop bamboo.






















:getcoat:

Letters
30-04-2013, 01:01 PM
Oh yeah :lol:

:doh:

That worked out well.

Letters
30-04-2013, 01:24 PM
Oh yeah :lol:

:doh:

That worked out well.
That was in response to the Chinese escape posts btw, but kinda works for the awful joke too.

LDG :rose:


Also: Chinese good :bow:

LDG
30-04-2013, 01:27 PM
:lol:

They have a joke posted in the local sandwich shop window every morning. They're all fucking awful, but that one made me smile.

I was just trying to shed some light on a boring day.

Well fuck you!

:angry:

Letters
30-04-2013, 01:29 PM
:doh: Chinese food I meant.

Sweet :bow:
Sour :bow:
Chicken :bow:

LDG
30-04-2013, 01:31 PM
I have cravings now....

On this stupid seeds, fruit and vegetables diet to try and lose this last bit of podge before holiday.

So hungry :(

Letters
30-04-2013, 01:41 PM
That's not podge, this is podge
*gets belly out*

Shaqiri Is Boss
30-04-2013, 01:43 PM
I think I'll buy a steak later.

Letters
30-04-2013, 01:45 PM
Steak is the 'Arry Redknapp of food - massively over-rated.
Burgers :bow:

LDG
30-04-2013, 01:45 PM
That's not podge, this is podge
*gets belly out*

:yikes:

Shaqiri Is Boss
30-04-2013, 01:47 PM
Steak is the 'Arry Redknapp of food - massively over-rated.
Burgers :bow:

So long as it doesn't come with a twitch I'm happy.

Letters
30-04-2013, 01:53 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22348655

:pal:

GP
30-04-2013, 02:15 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22348655

:pal:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD-88a7msKI

GP
30-04-2013, 02:17 PM
Steak is the 'Arry Redknapp of food - massively over-rated.
Burgers :bow:

Steak is awesome if it's cooked right.

Marc Overmars
30-04-2013, 02:21 PM
Prefer a burger over a steak myself.

A proper burger though, no fast food shit.

GP
30-04-2013, 02:24 PM
Burger King are pretty good, to be fair.

Letters
30-04-2013, 02:25 PM
Byron's ftw

Marc Overmars
30-04-2013, 02:26 PM
Can't recall ever having Burger King, I was always a Maccy D's kid.

Usually go for a GBK buger once a week. Omnomnomnom.

LDG
30-04-2013, 03:07 PM
Burger King are far superior in almost every way to McDonalds.

Haven't had a burger for ages.

Fucksake.

I have a clementine though <_<

Master Splinter
30-04-2013, 04:22 PM
Meat :sick:.

Mozza woz rite.

And still is.

LDG
30-04-2013, 04:34 PM
Meat :sick:.

Mozza woz rite.

And still is.

Still waving your Gladioli I see.

I wish every day was like Sunday. More roast beef.

Roast Beef & Yorkshires :bow:

Xhaka Can’t
30-04-2013, 08:04 PM
I have 8 working days in May

:patrice:


That's a busy fucking month for you.

Xhaka Can’t
30-04-2013, 08:09 PM
Burger King are pretty good, to be fair.

neigh

Letters
01-05-2013, 07:00 AM
That's a busy fucking month for you.
Thanks for the solidarity, Public Sector Brother

http://thaipoliticalprisoners.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/peoples-front-of-judea-salute.jpg

<_<

Marc Overmars
01-05-2013, 08:16 AM
May 1st. :bow:

Where has the year gone?

PGFC
01-05-2013, 08:22 AM
Hurray! Hurray! it's the 1st of May, outdoor sex begins today...

- Spike

Letters
01-05-2013, 08:38 AM
There are holes in the sky
Where the rain gets in,
But they're ever so small
That's why rain is thin.

:d

Spike :bow:

Morning. Sunny now, bit grey when I got up.

LDG
01-05-2013, 09:16 AM
In the NIng Nang Nong, where the cows go BONG! And the monkeys all go BOO!

Spike :bow:

Morning.

Sunny :cool:

HOUSE!