"Currants Bw..."

[Letters]

You didn't get "Buying a degree off the internet"


Well, not till now anyway <_<

[LDG]

:dance:

[Master Splinter]

Yorkshires :bow:

Pretty much.

[Master Splinter]

Ken Barlow now too:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22366981

FFS.

At least Percy Sugden died in time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Would be easier to publish a list of those in showbiz and politics who aren't/ weren't touching up kids. I'm assuming all three of them are horrified to be associated with the legion of pervs.

[Marc Overmars]

Pretty much.

Hey MS, why are you a veggie?

[Master Splinter]

Hey MS, why are you a veggie?

I'm not militant or anything. Just an excuse to get some +1s on here.

But it is quite disgusting to cut poor fuckers up and eat them.

Even before I became Linda McCartney's messenger on Earth, the majority of meat was pretty vile to me in terms of appearance and smell.

[PGFC]

My wife's a vegetarian, I don't like her either :good:

[GP]

Meat is awesome.

[Letters]

But it is quite disgusting to cut poor fuckers up and eat them.
If said fuckers are human then I agree but animals don't have the same rights as humans.

Also: bacon tastes good, pork chop tastes good.

[Niall_Quinn]

Meat is awesome.

homo

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

If said fuckers are human then I agree but animals don't have the same rights as humans.

Also: bacon tastes good, pork chop tastes good.
If animals don't want to be eaten then why are they made of meat?

[Niall_Quinn]

If animals don't want to be eaten then why are they made of meat?

Makes you wonder why Suarez didn't point out this undeniable logic.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

If animals don't want to be eaten then why are they made of meat?

:lol:

Take that you vegan ****s.

[Letters]

Sunny
:patrice:

[PGFC]

:cool: 'tis lovely.

[Marc Overmars]

Sunny and there's cake in the office.

'triffic start to the day.

[GP]

Looked nice out this morning.

So I left it out.

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/wjkio24.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

Stuart Hall admits his charges of indecent assault.

Sick fuck.

[PGFC]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22379286


Broadcaster Stuart Hall has admitted 14 charges of indecently assaulting girls as young as nine years old.

The 83-year-old from Wilmslow, Cheshire pleaded guilty at Preston Crown Court to the offences, involving 13 victims, which occurred between 1967 and 1985.

A further three charges of indecent assault and one of rape have been left to lie on the court file.

Outside the court earlier Hall's lawyer said he wished to apologise to his victims.

He added: "He is not a man easily moved to self pity but he is all too aware that his disgrace is complete."

Hall admitted the offences last month but they could not be revealed due to reporting restrictions

Tbh I wasn't really expecting that.

[Marc Overmars]

Wil he be locked up?

He'll be dead soon anyway.

[Letters]

Course he'll be locked up!
What is it with everyone on TV in the 70s? :doh:

I don't think the investigations around Rolf are about children btw, hope he's exonerated :(

[GP]

:lol:

Take that you vegan ****s.

http://i.imgur.com/3cn0G4N.jpg

[Letters]

"Ken Barlow" is an anagram of "Law Broken".

:popbitch:

[Letters]

:popbitch:

:doh:

[PGFC]

lolz

[Niall_Quinn]

Course he'll be locked up!
What is it with everyone on TV in the 70s? :doh:

I don't think the investigations around Rolf are about children btw, hope he's exonerated :(

Yep, it was just in the 70s. Everything is fine these days.

[LDG]

Luckily I was born at the end of the 70's. Any fiddling I was subjected to, I have no memory of.

:dance:

[Niall_Quinn]

Luckily I was born at the end of the 70's. Any fiddling I was subjected to, I have no memory of.

:dance:

Lucky for me.

[Letters]

Stuart Hall only admitted to seven offences, but then the Police played their joker...

:rimshot:

(also Popbitch)

[PGFC]

:d

[GP]

I don't get it...

[PGFC]

Nor does your face

[GP]

That's true.

[PGFC]

Arrrr bless 'em...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-22381593

A former ship's captain held hostage by Somali pirates got a red-faced welcome from fancy dress pirates at a Devon Women's Institute (WI).

The Parkham WI thought Colin Darch was going to be speaking to them about piracy, not realising he was held hostage for 47 days in 2008.

"They were more embarrassed than me," said Mr Darch, 75.

[GP]

Wimmin :doh:

[Cripps_orig]

Is Stuart Hall that guy from 5live with the really annoying voice?

[Xhaka Can’t]

That's true.

Unlike your face.

[Letters]

Is Stuart Hall that guy from 5live with the really annoying voice?
Possibly.


Aren't you that guy from Goonersweb with the really annoying face?

[Letters]

Yep, it was just in the 70s. Everything is fine these days.
It's certainly better. Having worked in youth groups I've seen a lot of the procedures which have been brought in.
CRB checks are mandatory in any youthwork (which only pick up criminal convictions but it's better than nothing) and at my old church we had policies to make sure no adult was left alone with any child for the protection of all concerned.

I'm sure there's plenty of scope for excellent inappropriate jokes and sure, things still aren't perfect, but there's no doubt they've got better.

[LDG]

First Aid course :(

[Letters]

Friday :patrice:

Lovely day :cool:

Bank Holiday weekend.

:dance:

[PGFC]

'Tis certainly hard to maintain a level of grumpiness on a day like today

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

'Tis certainly hard to maintain a level of grumpiness on a day like today

I dunno. Farage is on the march. And I half expect him to show up on Newsround.

And the sun's gone in.

[PGFC]

I like Farage, in the same way I liked Dennis Skinner and Douglas Hurd :good:

[Niall_Quinn]

Farage? Politician who selectively tells the truth? A big upgrade on the rest of them then. As long as he undermines the tory fags and their liberal rent boys who cares?

[GP]

Coors light isn't bad

[PGFC]

Didn't say it was


Saturday, raining :doh:

[Injury Time]

Didn't say it was


Saturday, raining :doh:
Indeed <_<

[PGFC]

:shrug: I'm at work ( :d ) this morning so...

Will this be the weekend the wheels finally fall off our season?

Yeah, that's what I thought :(

[Injury Time]

:shrug: I'm at work ( :d ) this morning so...

Will this be the weekend the wheels finally fall off our season?

Yeah, that's what I thought :(
It's okay MO gets to see how happy the QRP fans & :arry: are at fucking us over :pal:

[PGFC]

I remember a time when all QP aha got from a visit from us was relegated.

[LDG]

Got proper burnt in the sun yesterday. And proper lagered.

Feel fuckin terrible today.

Hair of the dog methinks.

[Marc Overmars]

First time in a while I've woken up on a Saturday feeling fresh.

Feels good tbf.

[LDG]

Beer :bow:

The only known cure for hangovers.

[Ollie the Optimist]

got my place confirmed today, im running next years london marathon :D

[Xhaka Can’t]

got my place confirmed today, im running next years london marathon :D

And posting here at the same time.

Impressive.

[LDG]

Ha!

May 4th be with you.

Star Wars day :bow:

[Harry]

Hello motherfuckersssss

[LDG]

On it for the third day in a row.

Tuesday at work will be hell. And i'll have the night sweats for a week :(

Beer :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hello motherfuckersssss

Six months hitting send, :doh: then one morning it just goes through.

[Letters]

*sings*
"Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day"

:patrice:

[PGFC]

:cool: Morning :tiphat:

[WMUG]

Had the first rain since I've been here over the past week, seems to me clearing up now. 25ish today.

[LDG]

Four days work, then off on holiday :dance:

Downside is that I have so much work to do. I'll never get it all finished :(

Especially when I'm fucking about on the internet :(

[Marc Overmars]

The lunchtime van that does the rounds has set up a little BBQ in the courtyard. I know where I'm heading at lunch. :bow:

[PGFC]

:good: A&E by teatime then.

[Letters]

Lunch in the park :patrice:


Clouding over now though <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Burgers. :bow:

Hotdogs. :bow:

[LDG]

Make the most of it today! Pissing rain the rest of the week <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Hope it's nice on the weekend, heading to Bournemouth for a piss up.

Haven't been to a beach in this country for years.

[Letters]

Bournemouth :bow:

Wouldn't want to live there but lovely for a weekend.

[LDG]

Nearly everyone in the office has pissed off :lol:

I'm sure they all have "meetings" to go to.

:rolleyes:

[Injury Time]

Nearly everyone in the office has pissed off :lol:

I'm sure they all have "meetings" to go to.

:rolleyes:

Yeah I heard their new boss is a bit soft...

[GP]

Yeah I heard their new boss is a bit soft...

I heard he was a ****.

[LDG]

:wave:

Not so :cool: out there today. Still, doesn't seem to have rained as much as they said it would.

Off into town in a second, so it should bucket it down whilst I walk down the hill.

<_<

[Marc Overmars]

Fergie retires and my new trainers arrived.

Good day so far tbf.

[WMUG]

Who's that hansome bastard at 2:05?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDKsE3D6rSc

[Niall_Quinn]

Who's that hansome bastard at 2:05?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDKsE3D6rSc

Bloody hell, that's a bit good. Didn't even hear about this War Child thing. Good for them.

[Cripps_orig]

Removed from the spuds asking to play at the emirates thread :haha:

All cos I made the legitimate fact that it happens in Italy between fierce rivals.

[Letters]

Removed from the spuds asking to play at the emirates thread :haha:

All cos I made the legitimate fact that it happens in Italy between fierce rivals.
No, that's not why. You know full well why - if I really need to spell it out for the hard of thinking, it was the last line of your post.
Stop being a WUM.

[Cripps_orig]

Harsh I get called up on wumming when others do it much more.

Shows I'm the best in the world at what I do tbh.

Fair enough on your reasoning though. Doubt I would have taken much part in that thread anyway so not fussed.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Harsh I get called up on wumming when others do it much more.

Shows I'm the best in the world at what I do tbh.

Fair enough on your reasoning though. Doubt I would have taken much part in that thread anyway so not fussed.

fussed enough to post about being banned so people would know about it and you get attention again

[Cripps_orig]

fussed enough to post about being banned so people would know about it and you get attention again

Pretty much.

As I said, best in the world at what I do

[Cripps_orig]

Also just realised my post was edited in this thread

[Letters]

:wave:

Back in a week.

[Cripps_orig]

Where are you going?

[Marc Overmars]

Cripps is a good guy.

[PGFC]

:wave: Letters, bring us back a billionaire owner or two please?

[Niall_Quinn]

Cripps is a good guy.

Stop hacking accounts!

[GP]

Stop hacking accounts!

No

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q9rLdxS7CE

[Letters]

Where are you going?
Dubai. Work thingy next week, MrsL and me are going together this morning (hence being up at this time :yawn:) to have a look round for a couple of days first as neither of us have been before.

[GP]

My sister's inlaws work out in Dubai. Nice place. Wouldn't want to live there.

[Marc Overmars]

A mate of mine has taken a teaching job out there for next year. Well, in Abu Dhabi.

Expats. :bow:

[GP]

It's pretty decent if you have a well paid job. Her inlaws do, they have a huge house with maids and a boat parked up in the marina.

It's hot as balls though.

[LDG]

Tax free money! :bow:

I thought about it, but I don't want to wear a burkah.

[GP]

And the worst part?


No bacon.

[Xhaka Can’t]

And the worst part?


No bacon.

Not even for 40p extra?

[MissHandbag]

Allo

[PGFC]

:faint:

:wave:

[MissHandbag]

How are you old bean?

[PGFC]

Been alive a long time of course.

oh :d

Mustn't grumble, how's you? are you all fit and well again or have you broken something else?

[MissHandbag]

Please feel free to grumble at me if you really want.

The only thing that's broken recently is the water pump on my car which very helpfully left me stranded on Wednesday. Am just in a new job. One which allows for a life outside of work again (and even having time for a bit of GW) so am very happy thanks.

[PGFC]

Glad to hear it, this place needs a bit of a hooligan element.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Congrats on the new job.

Does it pay enough for a new car?

[Letters]

It's hot as balls though.
Landed about 8pm their time and it was 29 degrees and muggy as. Will melt tomorrow. Ah well, will be fun exploring. We're going up the Burj Khalifa tomorrow :dance:

[LDG]

I'm in Luton! :unsure:

[Injury Time]

I'm in Luton! :unsure:

Got a big rucksack? :threaten:

[WMUG]

Do you guys remember 606?

lol

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

https://twitter.com/cardifflegend

[WMUG]

I read that as Cardiffle Gend.

[Letters]

The Burj Khalifa. It's quite tall, you know. Unlike me or my face.

It's hotter than the sun here.

[WMUG]

Are you gonna do the 2 sunset thing?

[GP]

The Burj Khalifa. It's quite tall, you know. Unlike me or my face.

It's hotter than the sun here.

Hot as balls.

[Marc Overmars]

Paying for a pretty heavy night. :wacko:

Rum. :bow:

[Letters]

Are you gonna do the 2 sunset thing?
I was hoping to get up ther around sunset but had to get an earlier ticket. Thought that would be fine but there's bugger all to do up there so we came down again. Was a nice evening though.

Overall I'm not that impressed with Dubai. It's too hot, too spread out and doesn't feel finished. Glad I've seen it but won't be rushing back.

[WMUG]

TEG :pal:

[Niall_Quinn]

I was hoping to get up ther around sunset but had to get an earlier ticket. Thought that would be fine but there's bugger all to do up there so we came down again. Was a nice evening though.

Overall I'm not that impressed with Dubai. It's too hot, too spread out and doesn't feel finished. Glad I've seen it but won't be rushing back.

You can base jump off the thing can't you? Did you not do that?

[Letters]

Ok. Now I'm in the hotel where the work thingy is. This is more like it. Just went for a swim at the pool on the roof of the hotel.
Thanks, British tax-payer, you must be loaded!
:dance:

[PGFC]

Ok. Now I'm in the hotel where the work thingy is. This is more like it. Just went for a swim at the pool on the roof of the hotel.
Thanks, British tax-payer, you must be loaded!
:dance:

That's cool :good: say hello to the coronavirus whilst you're there.

[Letters]

:lol:

It's funny 'cos I'm going to die

:(

I should point out to any outraged Daily Mail readers that we do get a very good corporate rate here.

[PGFC]

£3.8 million for the week is it?

[Xhaka Can’t]

£3.8 million for the week is it?

That includes porn tbf.

[PGFC]

Ah, Dubai porn? a glimpse of ankle...

[PGFC]

'K me it's like November out there today :cold:

[Marc Overmars]

I think we used up all of our good weather quota the other week.

[Letters]

All the hot weather is over here. <_<
You can have it if you want.

We're going to the desert later!

[Cripps_orig]

Lovely weather last couple of days

[Master Splinter]

Lovely weather last couple of days

Pretty much.

[PGFC]

Ha, it snowed in Devon last night, gotta love climate change.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Packing is bollocks

[Xhaka Can’t]

You're lucky IT isn't around.

[GP]

We all are.

[Injury Time]

You're lucky IT isn't around.
You rang?##

[Letters]

:sick:

Nearly threw up during the dune bashing. Was interesting seeing a dessert and the belly dancing was ##
Overall though it wasn't all that great.

[Injury Time]

We all are.

:fingers:

[PGFC]

So pissed off I'm going to email the Dubai authorities to complain about some short English bloke trying to convert me to Christianity.

[Letters]

:run:

Inshallah I'll be ok

[Letters]

Geekiest. Fight. Ever!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-22542222

[GP]

Geekiest. Fight. Ever!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-22542222

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7063/6800673214_5f3b062c65_z.jpg

[PGFC]

Is it time to go home yet?

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/249083_580802715286500_1017800509_n.jpg

[GP]

She's hot, but really, really dumb.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

still take a pop between her sticks. . .

[dazthegooner]

She's hot, but really, really dumb.

Well she can save my balls anytime :)

[PGFC]

Meh, she's no Emma Byrne

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8ewvUFra1qd5tpio1_400.jpg

[GP]

She sure isn't.

[Marc Overmars]

I do like a strong jaw.

[LDG]

Back from holiday.

Grey skies.

Hello England.

Back to work tomorrow :(

Arsenal better win today, else my morning will be little bit suicide.

[LDG]

Back from holiday.

Grey skies.

Hello England.

Back to work tomorrow :(

Arsenal better win today, else my morning will be little bit suicide.


Meh.

:patrice:

[Letters]

Off today.
Me :bow:

[LDG]

I'm off next Monday :cool:

[Marc Overmars]

4 day week. :dance:

Do love bank holiday weekends.

[LDG]

I feel a bit empty now that I don't have another full week off until Christmas :(

I have lots of bits and peices of holiday, but nothing major.

I need to change that.

[Letters]

I'm not at work for the next 2 weeks but this is our summer holiday (last week was work although MrsL and me did have the weekend in Dubai - way too hot there, some quite impressive bits but won't hurry back).

[LDG]

I'm not at work for the next 2 weeks but this is our summer holiday (last week was work although MrsL and me did have the weekend in Dubai - way too hot there, some quite impressive bits but won't hurry back).

You going anywhere? Doing anything?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Packing for freight done. . . vacuum pack bags :bow: . . .just under a month to go

[GP]

Bring some of those weird strawberry cheetos with you/

[PGFC]

:wave: In a reasonably good mood today, can't think why...

http://i.imgur.com/p5SIT1w.gif

:patrice:

[Letters]

You going anywhere? Doing anything?
Going to Rome on Thursday, few days there then on a 7 night cruise round the Med.

[PGFC]

:faint: Sheesh, International Jet-Setters or what?

[Letters]

If someone gets her way it won't just be two of us for that long so we need to do a bit of travelling while we can <_<


:run:

[Marc Overmars]

Mini Letters. :bow:








and your kid. :good:

:run:

[GP]

:o

The pitter patter of tiny feet.

And his children.

[LDG]

:haha:

[Letters]

<_<

[PGFC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptTwi6-ii-s

Letters house, 2025

[Marc Overmars]

I just ate a box of Jaffa Cakes and now feel sick.

[PGFC]

Let that be a lesson to you :sulk:

[GP]

It is impossible to eat just one jaffa cake.

[PGFC]

It is in my house :(

[LDG]

I'm back on my seeds and fruit diet :(

[PGFC]

I'm just cutting my calorie intake down a bit and exercising more, no snacking, eating between meals and definitely no cake. fml :crying:

[Marc Overmars]

I do try and cut during the week and save the gorging for the weekend, but sometimes it's just too damn hard.

[PGFC]

That's Priapism :good:

[LDG]

That said, Dominos delivered about 2 minutes late (apparently) on Saturday, so they phoned up just now and gave me £10 credit.

That's this weekend sorted!

NOMNOMNOM.

Yeah, MOe, same here. Healthy during the week, then beer and big man food at the weekend :good:

[Xhaka Can’t]

If someone gets her way it won't just be two of us for that long so we need to do a bit of travelling while we can <_<


:run:

Are you getting a cat?

[LDG]

Are you getting a cat?

Don't scare him. That'd be like Daniel in the Den of Lions.

[Injury Time]

If someone gets her way it won't just be two of us for that long so we need to do a bit of travelling while we can <_<


:run:

And you've already given up your season ticket :skoolboyerror: :console:

Always nice to have someone to look up to, soon you'll have two etc etc

[PGFC]

Are you getting a cat?

He's married now, you know he ain't getting no pussy...

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Bring some of those weird strawberry cheetos with you/

Dont know those!
seriously though if you want anything. . .I dont mind sending

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I'm just cutting my calorie intake down a bit and exercising more, no snacking, eating between meals and definitely no cake. fml :crying:

Cake? Couldnt stand the stuff when I was on the booze. . .after quitting a day doesnt go by when I need a sweet fix. . .have discovered Starbucks lemon sponge and they are doing alright out of me

[PGFC]

It's the sweet stuff that'll do for me in the end... :(

[Ollie the Optimist]

Morning :wave:


spurs :pal:

[LDG]

It's the sweet stuff that'll do for me in the end... :(

Read, Whiskey, for me :(

[LDG]

Anyone seen Zimm?

[GP]

:lol:

[GP]

Anyone seen Zimm?

http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae331/mattlamb1982/spurskid.jpg

[Ollie the Optimist]

Anyone seen Zimm?

:haha:

[GP]

http://news.sky.com/story/1093711/tornado-survivor-finds-dog-during-tv-interview

:upset:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anyone seen Zimm?

http://www.ronaldo7.net/news/archive/cristiano-ronaldo-415-jose-mourinho-crying-after-winning-against-barcelona.jpg

[Letters]

Anyone seen Zimm?
http://blogs.vso.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Moving-the-goalposts-300x2402.jpg

He's a bit busy

[LDG]

http://news.sky.com/story/1093711/tornado-survivor-finds-dog-during-tv-interview

:upset:

:crying:

[WMUG]

http://blogs.vso.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Moving-the-goalposts-300x2402.jpg

He's a bit busy
:badumtsh:

(The "show all smilies" button doesn't work)

[Letters]

I don't even know where that button is!

[GP]

It works just fine.

[LDG]

:) :( :) :( :) :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:) :( :) :( :) :(

Spuds' season. :bow:

[LDG]

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :lol: :pal:

[Letters]

Went to see "To Kill A Mockingbird" last night

http://openairtheatre.com/production/to-kill-a-mockingbird

Americans :lol:
Awful racists.

[Letters]

It works just fine.
Probably not on a Mac...

[PGFC]

Works fine on a Mac. :jumpnana:

[GP]

Probably not on a Mac...

Oh no, I did mean on a real computer.

[LDG]

10 days until Green Day :dance:

[WMUG]

My version of Chrome is fucking dreadful, tbf.

[Letters]

10 days until Green Day :dance:

Yeah? Well I booked tickets to Elton John this morning. So there.
And it was cheaper than the Rolling Stones :p

[GP]

Gayer, too.

[Letters]

I'm sure he'd be the first to admit that.
Once he's taken his boyfriend's cock out of his mouth.

[Letters]

:wave:

Be good for uncle Maccy

[Marc Overmars]

We always are because we fear him.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22626588

:lol:

Sounds awlsome

Right. Really off now. Not sure if I'll have Wi-fi t'other end.

:wave:

[GP]

WARNING!! NSFW!!!

http://i.imgur.com/V16jCBt.jpg

[LDG]

Gonna be a quiet day on here.

I need to get drunk.

At work.

[PGFC]

:d It's good to be the boss :good:

It's colder than a witches tit out there, seriously starting to think about emigrating.

[LDG]

I know what you mean.

This country is shite.

They need people like me in Australia too.

[PGFC]

I thought they built Australia with people like you?

:d :run:

[LDG]

:lol:

I reckon it's my ideal location, tbh. Sunny. Beer. Give a fuck.

My kinda place.

[PGFC]

On the one hand Sam and I have loads of family out there, so we could settle quite easily, on the other, killer spiders :(

[Marc Overmars]

Love to live somewhere with a beach culture like Oz.

[LDG]

On the one hand Sam and I have loads of family out there, so we could settle quite easily, on the other, killer spiders :(

Nobody has died from spider bites in Oz since 1979.

Doesn't mean to say you won't be the next.....but it is highly unlikely.

They do like gingers though, so I've heard..... :console:

[PGFC]

:lol: That's it then, we're off, now my ginger is carefully disguised with grey they'll never get me :fingers:

[GP]

Nobody has died from spider bites in Oz since 1979.


But have you seen the effects of a spider bite?

They have snakes too.

And scorpions.

Fuck that noise.

[LDG]

But have you seen the effects of a spider bite?

They have snakes too.

And scorpions.

Fuck that noise.

We have Chavs, Hipsters, Posh Twats and Muslims.

I know where I'd rather be.

[GP]

We have Muslims.

I know where I'd rather be.

Good point.

[LDG]

Love to live somewhere with a beach culture like Oz.

What you doing on here on your day off anyway MO?

Should you be down the pub?

Mind you, it is only 11.45am I guess....

...what is wrong with me :(

[Marc Overmars]

Haven't even got out of bed yet. :lol:

Lie-ins. :bow:

Nothing planned for today mind, it's tomorrow and Sunday where the messy stuff kicks in.

[LDG]

Seen blud, seen.

I'm DJing tonight, then a few halves of shandy in the sun tomorrow, and a couple of Martini and Lemonades on Sunday I think.

[Marc Overmars]

Wouldn't hold much hope for sun, it's windy and pissing it down right now.

[LDG]

Tomoz is going to be nice apparently (London and South). Cloudy Sunday, #decent on Monday.

[PGFC]

:lol: Oh you alcoholics are such hopeful optimists

[LDG]

You're just a blur to me.

[PGFC]

Welcome to my world :crying:

[Marc Overmars]

Popped out to Asda for a booze run. Little bit disappointed with the lack of offers on for spirits tbf.

[Cripps_orig]

Comic Con at work this weekend.

Anyone ever been?

Any good?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Anyone got contacts lenses?

What are they like; putting them in, wearing etc? Do they constantly feel like you have something in your eye?

Glasses are getting on my nerves, terrible in any weather.

[GP]

Anyone got contacts lenses?

What are they like; putting them in, wearing etc? Do they constantly feel like you have something in your eye?

Glasses are getting on my nerves, terrible in any weather.

Year I wear them occasionally.

It's just something you get used to. It can feel like there's something in your eye at first, but the more you wear them, the more you get used to them.

Putting them in and taking them out is pretty easy, but again, gets easier with practice.

I recommend seeing an optician for a consultation, (obviously, you can't get lenses without one) and taking their advice on how long you should wear them. Lots of different types, too.

I wear daily disposables. A bit more expensive, but I CBA with the hassle of storing and cleaning them.

[PGFC]

Used to wear them all the time no problem, once you get used to putting them in and taking them out it's a piece of piss, just got so expensive and high maintenance I just couldn't be bothered any more, went back to wearing glasses instead, I just have a face that suits a bag pair of spectacles.

[GP]

I mostly wear glasses, but I'll wear contacts if it's sunny or I'm doing some other activity where sunglasses would be useful.

[LDG]

I should wear glasses, but I don't. Never been for an eye test.

[PGFC]

I should wear glasses, but I don't. Never been for an eye test.

http://www.brewershirts.com/images/products/5390.jpg

[PGFC]

or in other words...

http://pauldotcom.com/wiki/images/L337-eye-chart.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

Used to wear glasses for reading at school but I don't think I genuinely needed them. Just made things on the board a little bit easier to read when sat at the back.

[Cripps_orig]

Back in my day of wearing glasses, there was no option of contact lenses. Had there been, I doubt I would have used them. One slip and you'd be Arsene Wenger'd for life. No thanks.

Laser eye surgery is the way forward tbh. Relatively cheap and harmless.

[WMUG]

My ex's sister's eyesight was deteriorating to the point that she had to get a new pair every month, so in the end it became cheaper to get laser surgery.

Swedes :lol:

Awful eyesight.
(man she was hot as fuck)

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I looked like a proper idiot putting them in. Mouth open, tongue out, full-on Phil Jones derp. And failing to put them in, half the time.

Really weird sticking a finger in your eye though. Really counter intuitive. And quite awkward since they get you to put your hand over your head, use your other finger to pull down, your foot to balance the lens.

But apart from that :bow:

[WMUG]

Having 20:20 vision :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

So starts my last week in Tokyo followed by two weeks of doing nothing at the in-laws' up north before UK. . .tonnes of things still to do and the first signs of a stinking cold starting to kick

[Injury Time]

So starts my last week in Tokyo followed by two weeks of doing nothing at the in-laws' up north before UK. . .tonnes of things still to do and the first signs of coronavirus starting to kick
welcome home (by home I mean isolation ward :rose:)